/sug/ Steven Universe General - Quartz is Unbreakable Editio

>>5840258
Jasper is fat

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You either die a hero

Afternoon everyone, Upcoming Drawfag here. Taking your blue board-safe requests.

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flapis pisblendin h w e n

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STUPID FUCKING EMO-ASS CHILD MOLESTING CHAIN-RAPIST

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Yare yare daze.

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>>5840264
*furry

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>>5840272
Peridot and Sapphire fusion?

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SPICY BUTTHOLES

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>>5840270
or get AIDS

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>>5840275
h w e n

>>5840270
Or you live long enough to see yourself fuck a dog with AIDS

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>>5840270
OR YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLAIN

>>5840300
G H O S T
P
E
P
P
E
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>>5840270
Or you live long enough to see yourself become a thumbnail.

https://discord.gg/98zpqvv

>>5840301
>>5840312
All that talk about bugchasers the other day and no one joked about Jasper being one

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>>5840336
M A N G O

>>5840280
Still better than CL

>>5840258
[STAND NAME] Love Like You
[STAND USER] Steven Quartz-Universe

>>5840264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

where were you last thread?

Are you ready.

Adrenaline is pumping,
Adrenaline is pumping,

Generator. Automatic Lover,

Atomic, Atomic, Overdrive,

Blockbuster, Brainpower,

Call me a leader. Cocaine,

Don't you try it, Don't you try it

Innovator, Kill machine,

There's no fate. Take control.

Brainpower, Let the bass kick,

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA-

O--------------------

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>>5840270
or become a dumb cuck.

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>>5840311
Your ship is shit Jaspdonyxfag

>>5840403
Is this JoJo. I feel like every obscure thing I see is a reference to JoJo, now.

This is what JJBA has done to me.

I wanna fuck DIO.

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>>5840375
T A B A S C O
A B A S C O T
B A S C O T A
A S C O T A B
S C O T A B A
C O T A B A S
O T A B A S C

I'm here to write lewd greentexts
You can request here

>>5840402
If I miss out and the thread is already 100+ posts in I don't bother

But maybe I should anyway

>>5840426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A

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>>5840418
Lapidot is canon and perfect.

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>>5840403
Welcome to this crazy time
Kono ikareta jidai e yôkoso
Kimi wa tough boy
Matomo na yatsu hodo feel so bad
Shôki de irareru nante un ga ii ze
You, tough boy

Toki wa masani seikimatsu
Yodonda machikado de bokura wa deatta

Keep you burning kakenukete
Kono fuhai to jiyû to bôryoku no mattadanaka
No boy no cry kanashimi wa
Zetsubô ja nakute ashita no manifesuto

We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties

Doko mo kashiko mo kizudarake
Uzuku matte naitete mo hajimaranai kara
Tough boy
Dotchi wo muite mo feel so sad
Dakedo shi ni wa itaranai
Jibun wa dô dai? tough boy

Koko wa eien no rokku rando
Kobushi wo nigirishime bokura wa deatta

Keep you burning kakenukete
Kono kyôki to kibô to genmetsu no mattadanaka
No boy no cry susumanakya
Ikioi wo mashita mukaikaze no naka wo

We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties
We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties

>>5840440
You should. If I miss the beginning of the thread I try to respond to you anyways. Even if the thread is almost over.

>>5840439
Something with Ruby and Peridot that ends with fusion.
You can go nuts on how lewd it is.

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>>5840422

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>>5840439
>>5840439
blowfly pearl sequel

>>5840481
Where was all this art back when I shipped jaspdonyx?

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>>5840486

>>5840462
Alright, DEAL!

>>5840486
I'm going to puke jesus christ

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>>5840516

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Kek

>>5840575
It's too late man, I ship Jaspearl now.

>>5840578
why tho

>>5840439
Amethyst teaching Steven how to fap

>>5840578
This doesn't even make sense

>>5840574
>removing Bob's perfect butthole

This is illegal, you know.

>>5840664
I didn't even notice that, what the fuck.

>>5840442
This song makes me want to stop time and throw knives at people.

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>>5840677
Try not to mess it up this time.

>>5840664
assholes look gross

>>5840614
Yes.
I second this.

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>5840741

>>5840728
You suck

Someone please post jaspers gigantic chocolate donut

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>>5840741

>>5840686
Dio only starts stopping time and throwing knives in part 3, though
Roundabout is only in parts 1 and 2

>>5840664
my cakes will burn

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>>5840752
I want to live inbetween Jasper's giant quartz butt cheeks

>>5840486
I'm... not even remotely grossed out by this, though I recognize that I should be.

This is 4chan's fault.

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>>5840771
I falcon punched my monitor out of sheer hilarity.

>>5840728
get this guy out of here

>>5840728
Lappy has a perfect little anus.

>>5840795
I love this image

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>>5839657
kill yourself

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>>5840825
I was just looking for that

>>5840311
>>5840481
>>5840575
>>5840825
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obscure would you rate this ship?

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>>5840300
kill yourself

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Requesting more art of this ship

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>>5840418
kill yourself

>>5840864
That picture always makes me laugh

>>5840879
if 1 is not that obscure and 10 is pretty fucking obscure, i'd say 10

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Here is a Bad Pearl I drew

>>5840894
ew

>>5840879
expected random ship/10
but seriously I give it a 4.5/10

>>5840486
Come on man, I wrote a story about Pearl swallowing botfly maggots just yesterday

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>>5840879
Not them but i say it's pretty bizarre.

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bulimic

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>>5840422
kill yourself

>ywn be one of the maggots embedded in pearls inner thigh

>>5840908
That's how I feel.

>>5840910
Can you draw some rubies?

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>>5840923
>>5840422
huh, now this is more up there

>>5840908
I mean, I'd would have given it a 10, but given that there aren't actually very many people here, and at least 2 of them do or used to ship it, I'd say it's a 7 or 8 at best.

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>>5840446
kill yourself

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>>5840924

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>>5840294
>Peridot and Sapphire fusion?

>>5840407
Is this serious or just one of those beginning-of-every-thread memes?

>>5840961
He's pretty serious about it, I think.

>>5840956
peridot has no chill, it would never work

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hey guys I have a lot of lappy eggs here would anyone like one my family lappy worked really hard on laying them

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that time she ate everything in the fridge and she didn't knew what to do to replace it

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>>5840924
>Pearl will never put you in her wet mouth and mash you between her teeth

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>>5840956
Thanks lad.

>>5840614
>In the stack-rimmed room belonging to Amethyst, the purple tornado was talking to Steven about some things she found out about online.
>"Of course, I already knew about this one," she said, "but you were nearby and it seemed like the perfect time to tell you about it."
>"What's it called, Amethyst?" Steven inquired timidly.
>"Uh, it's called fapping."
>"How do you fap?" Steven responded.
>"Uh, let me tell you. Take off your pants."
>Steven obliged and he was bare naked below the waist.
>"Good. Now let's go through the basics. Grab your dick, and throttle it."
>Steven had a question. "Why are we doing this?"
>Amethyst picked up a laptop and opened it up, and a nude picture of Lapis Lazuli was there for Steven to look at.
>"That should get ya motivated, champ." Amethyst then set the computer on a broken washing machine and sat a few yards away from Steven, who started to masturbate and after about two minutes, ejaculated everywhere.
> Amethyst slowly clapped and had Steven put his pants back on.
>"Don't tell anyone about this." And Steven never did. He's fapped every few days ever since in the messy rocky room.

>>5841005
You're welcome, requester!

>>5840956
How would they act

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>>5840975
You're right, anon. Sapphire would never fuse with someone who has no chill.

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>>5840934
Sure thing. Might not be today though. Have a bunch of class work I have to do.

>>5841007
Does he always masturbate to the same picture of Lazuli, or does he spice it up with some topless Greg pics?

>>5841020
nervous/shy-ish, but always reassuring themselves

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>>5841020
Probably like the world's smartest asshole.
Which they would have the right too.

>>5840920
i want a sequel where amethyst and garnet are involved

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lapiven

>>5840956
>>5841005
>Can see the next big meme before it spawns
stars all mighty she would be queen of shitposting

>>5840969
Huh. I might actually take him up on this tomorrow if that is the case.

>>5841045
Amethyst gives him a different pic each session.

What is /sug/'s position on futanari?

>>5841038
Ruby and Sapphire are IN LOVE and Ruby is a beautiful romantic flame baby.

https://youtu.be/-oqAHrobbvw?t=1m12s

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>>5841057
is canon.

>>5840961
>>5840969
>>5841073
I am serious about it. I just used a screencap because it's easier than copy pasting it.

>>5841085
I need to watch this episode again, I love these two.

I just wish it wasn't associated with Pearl's Magical Fun Time Rape Arc.

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>>5841057
Good shit, my dood

>>5841042
Thanks, bud.

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Let's say HW is almost defeated, but the diamonds are retreating. There is no way of interaction with the escape ship except for attacking it directly, shattering all diamonds and remaining HW troops that did not surrender. Will Steven end it all, or will he let them go, possibly dooming hundreds of earth like planets?

Do someboy still have the Pearl Yoshikage Kira copypaste somewhere? I need it for science.

>>5841051
Don't worry, I plan to continue the story in the present day. I've got a rough draft up already, involving Amethyst sucking botflies and maggots lovingly out of Pearl´s thighs, and nibbling on her dead flesh until her ancient foul discharges spray into her mouth, and eventually having Amethyst felch her vomit out of Pearl´s pussy.

I won't have any time until Tuesday though

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>>5841057
Is okay, i guess.

>>5841098
How do lapevenfags deal with connie being apparent canon ship?

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>>5841126
Any Rubies in particular you want or want them doing something specific?

>>5841084
not the greatest
I think woman scissoring is pretty hot, jumping up and down to plow at a weird angle, not so much

>>5841078
A different pic of Lapis or of everyone? Are pics of Rose included?

>>5841057
>>5841143
Friendships != ships.

>>5841140
This is really interesting

>>5841153
Not really, I love them all.

I AM partial towards doc, but I think army needs more love.

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>>5841150
Kek, I don't even ship it.

>>5841150
Connie being apparent ship with Steven and Peridot with Lapis heavily suggested. They are screwed on both sides. What a sad existence.

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>>5841150
pretty chill to be honest, wait for the sands of time to take her, then Lapis can move in

>>5841084
dick + vag = 2/10
throw a set of balls on there and you go to 9/10

>>5841084
It feels very basic and widespread at this point

I prefer pussy, fingering etc over cock stuff

>>5841189
don't you think that sounds a little delusional? The show isn't going to cover that much time.

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>>5841234
If they really enjoy it, then I don't think they're concerned about sounding delusional.

>>5841084
Not my thing because of how it's hyper sexualized and detrimental to actual trans women. Like some cheap fetish.

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>>5841150
Same as >>5841174 , i just think this ship is very cute, just like Stevedot, yet i don't really ship it.

If ever, the only ship i kinda support is Connverse.

/r/ing Steven rubbing some Rogaine on Pearl's scalp sensually.

>>5841265
I mean, liking a ship is all well and good, no matter how crack it is (I ship leggypis) but saying you like a ship and actually thinking it's canon are two different things.

>>5841084
me likey

>>5841285
It IS a cheap fetish, it has as much to do with actual trans people or hermaphrodites as loli and shota has to do with actual children.

>>5841374
that isn't precisely a good analogy

>>5841308
That's not my point, I'm just saying that regardless of whether or not it becomes canon, people are still going to like/ship it.

And yeah, I ship Leggypis too.

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>>5841308
not him but with most ships, you have to come up with almost INSANE amount of detail to even make the ship sound like it would work.
its been awhile since I can just say the two would work, and get a few nods
theyre great to eachother, nothing forced. I know it wont be canon but its so close I can stick to it

>>5841186
>Peridot with Lapis heavily suggested
Lapidot fags are very delusional.

>>5841374
You have a really good point. I haven't thought of it like this, anon.
What really creeps me out of futa are the huge cocks, women with little cocks are really cute, yet rare in futa art.

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>>5841042
drew a rub

>>5841398
hell yeah dude.

>>5841402
I think we're all on the same page here, my original question was directed toward people who actually think lapeven is going to happen, not everyone who ships it.

>>5841428
NEED SOME TINY COCKED JASPER

NO MORE ORANGE BASEBALL BATS!

>>5841428
Hyper is actually just a subset of the futa fetish.

If you were to get into the community you would find that there are many only like futa with small to average sized dicks. It's not as rare as you seem to think.

>>5841437
Very nice Rub. Thank you.

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>>5841437
It's an adorable rub, and I love it.

>>5841441
Id like to say lapiven is going to happen, but besides Ruby and sapphire, everyones just going to stay single, even connie and steven

>>5841500
bold claim.

>>5841441
Leggypis is immaculate and the fact that so little art of it exists is a sin against God.

>>5841469
the problem is people with awful fetishes have the most money

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>>5841458
Second this.

>>5841469
I can imagine, but too many huge dongs until I get there...

>>5841525
Exactly.

>>5841511
That's not bold at all besides the lapiven part

>>5841525
I don't think that's entirely correct. I would argue that the people with awful fetishes are the most willing to spend their money. Oftentimes they don't have much to spare, but they are willing to forego other luxuries in favor of commissioning porn to their tastes.

>>5841116
Getting some nice spirited away vibes from this

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>>5841458

>>5841535
Just go on /d/ and start a "small dick futa" thread. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't already one on there.

>>5841511
what the anon said, all besides me claming lapiven, everyone sides ruphire is staying solo
cant see another canon ship coming to light

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>>5841519
why must we suffer this artless hell?

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>>5841552
>vibes

>>5841552
kek, read the filename

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>>5841561
She was doing so well until the big-- little reveal too

The show pushes connie x steven pretty heavily, do people really think it isn't going to happen? Can't you guys read the writing on the wall? It isn't exactly subtle.

>>5841535
That pic is cute for some reason

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>>5841552

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>>5841587
>one half of our ship is rotting away in a barn with an autist
>the other half is floating through space and is probably crying

I don't know, man.
I don't know.

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>>5841645
what the FUCK are those heels made of?

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>>5841661

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>>5841610
>tfw Jasper is average

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>>5841519
>>5841587
>>5841661
>>5841691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFks9A9TCF0
rip

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>>5841674
diamond granules and cement.

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>>5841748
>Diamond granules

ROOOOSE

>>5841674
my dick.

the only thing hard enough to support her.

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>>5841691
>>5841734
Never forget.

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>>5841561
If Jasper's sausage sized fingers aren't big enough to satisfy Lapis' gaping slutpuss then nothing will

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>>5841805
I think this is all I got

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>>5841843
nevermind

>>5841843
>>5841856
And there it goes.

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>>5841714
>tfw Jasper is average... for a quartz
>which is like a foot long

Imagine Lapis

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>>5841150
I don't ship it romantically unless he's older and connie is dead. Their friendship is just adorable though.

>>5841863
what does it go?

>>5841886
Home.

To White Diamond's gaping asshole.

>>5841873
Now imagine Jasper

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>>5841773
before rose gave birth to steven, she got a gift for you if you should ever return. Here you go. She hopes you enjoy it, after all it has "really cracked up at least one gem before"

>>5841886
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

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>>5841872
>tfw she's above average
>tfw she's pushing half a meter

>>5841906
Now imagine Malachite

>>5842025
And now I came.

This is your fault.

>>5842025
Imagine Trump

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Stevonnie is top tier waifu

>>5841873
*Lapenis

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>>5841972
If you make her too big she won't even be able to fuck most of the gems without two of them fusing.

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>>5842025
MALACHITE A CUTE

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>>5842092
She really is. Just don't diddle her adorable daughteru

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>>5842126
more like malacute

>>5842074
He is assassinated and I am happy

>>5842025
NINE FEET OF GREEN STRIPEY ERECTION

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>>5842140
the Malacutest

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>>5842126
can confirm

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>>5841873
>>5841906

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>>5842025

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>>5842111
This is what shapeshifting is for. Lapis is just too retarded to realize it.

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>>5842163
so close to being a dab. someone needs to fix that gif.

>>5842111
>more jaspphire
THANX

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>>5842168
What does it MEAN

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>>5842132
as long as I can diddle Stevonnie's futa dick I'm fine with that

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>>5842206

>>5842092
>top
That's an interesting way to spell shit

>>5842190
who is worse at anatomy, xxbubbles or blushmallet?

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>>5842206
Does this count

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>>5842227

>>5842215
I'm getting cold sweats about this stuff despite not liking Jasper on Sapphire.

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>>5842221
The world couldn't handle her level of CUTE so she had to DIE

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>>5842230
Blush by far

>four fingers
>it's mah art style

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>>5842229
It's okay to have shit opinions, anon

>>5842285
That middle dick is gross.

>>5842242
it's closer

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>>5842272
>We couldn't protect her smile
It hurts

>>5842290
does she have a picture of pearl on her undies?

There's no way connie would ever have reason to wear pearl panties, does that mean steven wears women's underwear?

>>5842260
Damn really

>>5842230
Blushmallet is hyped for some reason
>but their art is shit
>SHIT

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>>5842305
Everything I love in this god damned show gets taken away from me. Now all I have is rupphire. It's the only thing left that makes me happy.

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>>5842302
It's probably Bismuth's dick

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>>5842272
>theought she looked cute when she first arived
>best color scheme, very nice voice
>Great hair too
>never coming back

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Reminder that the Crystal Gems are fighting titanovegetables in their spare time

>>5842092
>waifu
more like waisbando
husfu

>>5842330
>Muh Lapidot

>>5842359
she's a waifu with a feminine penis

>>5842410
And a masculine vagina

>>5842410
are you sure it's not a manly vagoo?

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>>5840264
you're making her cry

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>>5842343
>tfw all my favorite gems are never coming back

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PD would work with Jasper in handling her ADHD and weight loss regimen

YD never even tries

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>>5842448
>the rubies
>jasper
>bismuth
>malachite

just fucking kill me

>>5842450
You're not funny.

>>5842448
Jasper, Bismuth, Centipeetle, Malachite, Rose, Pink Diamond, and Yellow Diamond are all shit.

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>>5842448

>>5842450
I giggled

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>>5842423
cautiously intrigued by this

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h-hi /sug/ beginner drawfag here
i'm trying to break out of SU style but it's hard
just sketched a lapis pic, can I get constructive criticism?

>>5842467
Weight loss? Bullshit, Pink Diamond wanted Jasper to be as fat as possible, just like Rose.

Now that she's with Yellow Diamond, who wants to slim her down, she eats as a form of rebellion against her bitchy yellow stepmom

Jasper is a rebel

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>>5842423
>>5842425
feminine
penis

>>5842525
She looks Asian.

>>5842523
Probably extremely hairy with a big clit

Which there is no SU art of sadly

>>5842539
what an adorable comic

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>>5842523
Don't peer at me like that, you dumb little tinkerer.

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>>5842575

>>5842485
but less shit than lapis, peridot, pearl, amethyst, and garnet

>>5842595
[reporting intensifies]

>>5842598
And Steven!

>>5842554
sounds fucking disgusting

>>5842529
>people head canon that Jasper would wear a pink diamond after she's reformed
>letting herself go and be free is the logical advancement of this
Fat and happy Jasper endgame

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>>5842595
I'm gonna force this entire goddamn salad down your throat, you squealing little frog.

>>5842598
No just lapshit and shitdot

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>>5842630
then its time for plan b

>>5842637
Lapiss and Peridookie

>>5842637
and pearlshit, ameshit, shitnet, shitven, jasshit, and bisshit

>>5842615
Fag

>>5842669
now THIS is an obscure ship.

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>>5842630
SO
MUCH
SALAD

>>5842669
>Quintuple Ruby
>Sardonyx

Truly boggles the mind

>>5842683
>>5842705
I mean, It can't be that crazy. They HAVE had screen time together.

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>>5840275

n e request?

>>5842760
ye dude, lets get some jaspdonyx in here

>>5842760
Your perfect endgame

>>5842762
Punchable as fuck.

>>5842760
Jasper fuggin' Sapphire while Lapis pisses on Ruby

>>5842791
I'd like to veto this khan. I'll give you 7 peripoints.

>>5842760
sardonyx shoving her hammer inside jasper's ass

>>5842436
I want to lick jaspers cheeks

>>5842760
upboated!!11!!!111! xd

>>5842814
I'll give khan 8 peripoints if he keeps it.

>>5842883
Looks like we've got a bidding war on our hands.

I'll give you 9 peripoints and a rare connie

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>>5842778

>>5842902
15 Peripoints.

And a rare Malachite.

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>>5842910
OH MY KEKS

>>5842910
fucking kek. How does he do it?

>>5842916
Too rich for my blood. You win this round.

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>>5842910
fucking genius

>>5842910
>Sardonyx is about to perform her disappearing dick trick

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>>5842910
Perfect.

>>5842948
>"Now you see it"
>SCHLIK
>"Now you don't"

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>Be sleeping
>Hear a loud noise
>Wake up to this in your room
What do?

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>>5842948

>>5842997
Tear it apart from limb to limb.

hey brahs I'll write some stories
gimme requests

>>5842997
Load up my AK-47 and shoot her in the face.

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>>5842791
>>5842916
i like me some malacute

>>5842997
Shatter her

>>5842997
Tell her she needs to leave and come back next morning to release all of her memes than. I would also give her one hug before going back to sleep again

>>5843031
Gem of choice flips Sapphire's dress

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>>5842997
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this"

>want to make a ruby sandwich
>toaster is FUCKING BROKEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5843071
This makes even more sense with Lapis laying eggs.

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>>5843044
That's the ticket!

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>>5843071
What's going on in this thread?

>>5843044
God damn it. That guy better deliver or I'll be mighty sore.

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>>5843071
>>5843098
something seems off here

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>>5843089

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>>5843044
Need some solo khans Jaspers

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>>5843142
only solo jasper ive got, rough economy

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>>5843044
>>5843111
Malachite is nothing compared to Kosmochlor

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>>5843135
>ywn cook on your favorite ruby