/ERP/ thread A furry gets raped edition prev : >>5833281

Don't believe his lies.
He cares not for anyone.
Only for (you)'s.
Starve him of them.

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How did we get from this...

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Y4FhksBUE

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>>5838402
...to THIS?

>>5838394
Owain
Lupin
LD
Mecha

>>5838406
>Pokes until Chiaki wakes up

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>>5838360
>she giggles at the anon's question
Everyone has those orbs, silly, they are in the blood!

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>>5838412
Maybe because that second one is fake?

What's Mecha's discord? I'll go "contact" him and get a "legitamate" screenshot of him admitting to being a lying shitposter

it's not fucking hard to make an alt on discord, I've got SIX FUCKING TEEN of them

>>5838425
But Mecha's likable. Unless you're LD.

>>5838431
>Anon is pale and cold.
So this is how I die...

>>5838394
>Starting the thread off with drama

fucking hell guys

>>5838432
>admitting to being pathetic

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>>5838430
>Chiaki looks up, squinting at you
Five more minutes...
>And closes her eyes again

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>>5838460
>implying anybody gives a fuck about ERP in the first place
hahaha

>>5838465
Drag my tongue across the sand
So happy just to crawl across the land
Soon I'll be the best around
I'm gonna keep my plunder underground
Hard flesh cold against the rain
Dust billowing around my brazen brain
Saw off all my stinking limbs
Blood dripping down my sunken monkey chin

Baby can you leave it in the (distant past)?
Baby can you leave it in the (distant past)?
Girl, I'm from the very very (distant past)
Girl, I'm from the very very (distant past)
Baby can you leave me in the (distant past)?
Baby can you leave me in the (distant past)?
Girl, I wanna take you to the (distant past)
Girl, I wanna take you to the (distant past)

Take me to the distant past, I want to go back
Save me from the distant past, I wanna survive

Take me to the distant past, I want to go back
Save me from the distant past, I wanna survive

Two thumbs across the Rubicon
Slack jaw but you'll never be passing it on
Plug hole, down the drain you go
Your body never made it past the snow
Canine fangs about my throat
You're bleeding over Eden like a goat
Tall blade dripping in every field
I'm blooming like a fuming human shield

Baby can you leave it in the (distant past)?
Baby can you leave it in the (distant past)?
Girl, I'm from the very very (distant past)
Girl, I'm from the very very (distant past)
Baby can you leave me in the (distant past)?
Baby can you leave me in the (distant past)?
Girl, I wanna take you to the (distant past)
Girl, I wanna take you to the (distant past)

Take me to the distant past, I want to go back
Save me from the distant past, I wanna survive

Take me to the distant past, I want to go back
Save me from the distant past, I wanna survive

Past, past, past, past, past, past

Take me to the distant past, I want to go back
Save me from the distant past, I wanna survive

>>5838425
Mecha's chill as fuck.

>>5838460
>Took a break from the threads because of the constant drama/forced memes

>Come back today and it looks like not a single thing has changed

Jesus christ. I'm sure there have been some good threads but how have you people not gotten tired of this shit yet?

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>>5838485
>Mecha
>Activley shitposts and starts flame wars on purpose
>Only other things he posts is I WANT TO KNOT X

>"""""""""Chill"""""""""

>>5838472
>His finger presses hard onto Chiaki's cheek and rubs it around, trying to prevent her from slipping back into sleep.
Nope. It's time to rise and shine Chiaki, so wake up already

>>5838499
Hey Paul

>>5838508
Hey """""""""""""""""""""""Mecha"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>5838406
Same, girl

>>5838499
That... May have been my fault for teasing him at work

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>>5838499
I shitpost only you because I really wish you would die, Paul. You're a complete anathema to all the good I feel there is in these communities.
And I post the second thing to play with Hotaru since she's my friend.
You wouldn't know about having friends, though.
Back to watching Arkham Knight install while I wait for people to show up.

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>>5838524
>Filename

ALRIGHT COME ON GIVE PAPA FRANKU SOME OF THAT ANIME PUSSY

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>>5838534
>I want some random person on the internet that I will never meet in real life to """D I E""" because they TRIGGGGGERED me

woah calm down there kiddo

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>>5838534
>Shitting where you eat.

Well that's awfully inconsiderate of the denizens who are trying to enjoy their sessions. It's not like shitposting makes him go away so it's pretty counterproductive in my opinion

>>5838562
You're one to talk.

>>5838554
just die

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>>5838506
Fine...
>Chiaki lazily swats your hand away, rubbing her eyes
Oh, I've woken up somewhere strange again.

>>5838527
Finally, someone who understands.

>>5838554
Isn't that exactly how you treated DMG? You hated him with a burning passion despite never meeting him in real life.

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>>5838581
And you think I'm the one who needs a therapist, yet you're sending out death threats to people because you got your panties in a knot

fuckin anons man lmao you kids are hilarious

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>>5838554
>I want a person that I know very well on the internet to die because they are a complete nuisance and a blight on society and these threads.
FTFY.
I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.

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>>5838603
I don't hate DMG, I hate this fucking wall he put up between us.

Best way to break a defense is ruin the defender's will, cut them off and starve them to eat the fucking rats

Eventually they submit

>>5838620
hahaha le portal 2 creditts song!!!! XDDD PEPE!

>>5838610
Knot?
>Jade

>>5838610
Please seek professional help, for yourself and those around you

>>5838634
Holy fuck and you're trying to turn people against Mecha and you say shit like that? You sound like a complete psychopath.

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>>5838570
>kissu

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>>5838634
Mate at one point in our abortion of a friendship you sent me the Portal credits song "Still Alive".
I thought it would be fitting.

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>>5838562
As little as you contribute yourself you're not wrong, either.
He hurt someone I care about and I don't let shit like that go easily. But it's the start of my weekend and I'm not going to spend hours on this again so you're right worst FF girl, I'll relent for the time being. His autism will go on unabated whether I post to him or not.

Holy fuck I figured it out

Guys

Paul is arguing with himself

Anons aren't really giving her (You)s, he's giving himself (You)s until he says something stupid, which will get him one or two legit (You)s

Devilish

>>5838634
No, at one point you definitely did hate him with every fiber of your being.
And you're not impressing or intimidating anyone with your arrogant pseudo-mastermind "I'm so manipulative, guys" talk.

>>5838634
Didn't you say you were sick of the threads and how everyone hated you here and that you were going to leave for good like a week or two ago? What happened to that? It's not like people like you more than before you left.

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>>5838688
You enjoy your weekend pal.

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>>5838650
Mate.
I'm gonna say this really slowly for you

I am a psychopath, and you're no better

>>5838681
Why would it be? apparently we aren't friends

>>5838709
I told DMG I would give up the threads if he unblocked me, and that never happened

>>5838708
You should learn to differentiate DMG from DMG's actions

I never hated him, the person

>>5838743
Psychopath =/= Sociopath

>>5838743
>emotional blackmail
I'm pretty sure you're crazier than anyone here
Nue at his worst is still leagues behind you

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>>5838453
Yep! Sucks doesn't it.
>she leans in and kisses the anon
Thanks for the blood!

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>>5838689
Paul actually samefags a lot defending his own arguments. He went as far as to applaud himself when he admitted he shitposted the trainer out of the thread.
>>5838743
Kek, that just dawned on you now? I post screencaps, I block you, I shitpost you and berate DMG for perpetuating your presence in these threads and you thought we were still friends?
To be quite honest I'd never have called you a friend. I was your shitty therapist.

>>5838796
>Bolin being more based than Paul

Wow...

>>5838743
"See, now it's finally clear how much i fucking hate DMG"
"Every fucking second i hate HIM more and more"

Sure thing, Paul.

>>5838766
>Nue
I'll take them any day over this constant stream of shit from everyone here
It's been fucking MONTHS of this now

>>5838796
b a s e d b o w l s

>>5838796
what the fuck is going on in this thread, I can't even tell what this thread is supposed to be for

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>>5838808
That's Bolin?

>>5838796
Nice

Everyone, everyone. I promise you, that within these two months, I will make LD leave the threads. I promise.

>>5838827
Well I came here to erp but I think I'll wait for a few more Avas that don't wallow in their own drama.

>>5838829
>He just found this out

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>>5838808
So you're saying all I need to do to be """""""based"""""" is backstab my supposed friend, leak our conversations and his personal info and then shitpost threads about it for hours at a time

oh wait.....

>>5838829
That's Bolin, my nigga.

>>5838785
>Here lies Anon
>He never scored

>>5838848
Bolin actually ERPs and beyond really dumb blogs he isn't a cancerous nitwit like you.

>>5838848
You deserved it. And nobody but the desperate would ever consider a colossal shitstain such as you a friend.

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>>5838847
Nigga, i rarely show up. Ya can count the times ive been here in the last 5 months on the fingers of one hand.
>>5838850
Still find it funny that Bolin looks like a younger Luffy and he's gonna look like him in couple of years.

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>>5838865
>Bolin actually ERPs
You must have missed yesterday then.

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>>5838862
>here lies Clawdia
>she is sleeping on the corpse of Anon

I wish we could go back to December

>>5838884
?
Compared to your months of blogging and one or two post RPs you end 'cause 'i-i'm getting bullied'

>>5838865
He's underage and he shitposts but at this point he's the lesser evil at worst.

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>>5838848
Fuck ya doing talking to Bolin anyway, no one talks to him in HG, he's a bigger cancer than even me. But i guess cancer befriends cancer
Yea, i said it , Bolin, whatcha gonna do about it fukboi?

>>5838890
>No Owain
>No LD
>Stocking
>Trixie
>Discord shitposting at an all time low
>Comfy posting with friends
bliss

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What are you shitposting to, ya cancerous fucks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEHOpnJlMpY

>>5838890
>Valentine
>Peach
>Ragyo
>Haruka
>no drama other than Nue who people ignored for the most part
I want to go back

>>5838907
What are you fucking talking about Pac

>>5838425
>We've had threads with Metaton, LD, and Bolin and you're complaining about Mecha and Owain
At least those two actually typefuck

>>5838890
Do you remember?

>>5838895
one thing I will give to Owain is that he finishes the RP no matter how much he's getting shitposted.
despite being an unlikable passive aggressive cunt at least he can do that right

>>5838890
Same, I miss my desire to help people cum.

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>>5838920
What? It's true, he's the reason niggas think i'm shitposting when i aint even here,.

>>5838921
In Mettaton's defense, he played and entertained. It was fun having him around, unlike most people you said.

>>5838926
Even if you have a massive hate boner for him he comes here to actually typefuck. That puts him in at least tolerable levels.
>hi owain

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>>5838808
>>5838820
>>5838835
Nah, I recognise my hypocrisy. I shit on Paul for leaks and such but I talk about messages between friends and such. Usually just in a joking manner, but even so I'm far from based.
>>5838827
Welcome to flavourtown.
>>5838829
Yup.
>>5838848
When did I leak your personal info? Beyond your first name I know nothing about you. Additionally, you really are ome to talk about leaking personal info, since you sent me Virra's address via PM.
>>5838907
>Yea, i said it , Bolin, whatcha gonna do about it fukboi?
I'm gonna say that you're right. My endless shitposts in HG and the amount of cancer I produced is inexcusable. The only reason anybody is friendly with me here is because they haven't experienced the flow of shit that I unleashed on HG.
>>5838937
?

>>5838923
I member!
Member Elphelt?

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>>5838634
>shitting on Portal 2
(Now you just hold on there skippy)

>>5838938
>Him spamming the poopy copypasta was playing and entertaining
He's a self absorbed cunt.

>>5838937
Where have you been lately btw? Real life stuff or using another ava?

>>5838960
That's fucking Paul

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>>5838923
21st of September

>>5838960
That was LD, genius.

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>>5838960
Wasn't poopy.txt Paul's creation?

>>5838912
cute installation

>>5838960
ld was falseflagging as metta because he's trying to seduce her

>>5838960
>TFW someone buys into the owain, lupin, metta, or mecha hate from LD falseflags
Boy.....

>>5838957
"GLaDOS?"

>>5838957
>rubs penis on

>>5838912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLoYVnh4sY
This song makes me sad. I like being sad.

>>5838993
I honestly thing the Owain meme is mostly Paul forcing it at the top of his lungs in hopes for a new boogeyman.

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>>5838953
Yea, nigga, you and Izaya are the biggest shitposters i know and niggas think it's me doing the shitposting.
>>5838963
Moved to another country, busy with work, am kinda busy plus i've been living my life for once. I still pass around once in a while.

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>>5838912
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ku0PC5XqGgU

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>>5838982
I will hit you.
>>5839007
Bought their album because of one song and pretty much regretted the rest of them that came with it.

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>>5839008
>>5838993
>>5838946
>>5838926
>>5838921
Stay cool, dudes.

>>5839009
Oh well I hope you are suiting yourself there. I think you were one of the first /hg/ people around here.

>>5839030
I have been told that's their only good song.

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>>5839009
I don't shitpost anonymously, for the most part, and I've never been accused of being you.

>>5839008
The only bogeymen that were real were clownpiece, alpha, and this fuck >>5838884 . Everyone else is just this board forcing more drama.

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>>5838912
>>5838912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmE9f-TEutc

>>5839030
With those gauntlets?

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>>5838957
The only problem with Portal 2 is that it's too short

Bolin spamming song lyrics out of place however is a different story

>>5838981
I didn't make it

>>5839057
Memeboat is Thanos

>>5839039
See you around then Owain, drama is real heavy right now.

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>>5839040
One of...yea,. I think Trixie(tho i think he was erp first before going hg) n Liz were the first ones here.

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>>5838912
The good times are just a distant past

https://youtu.be/WQPVApfa9rE

100 posts and literally no one RPing.
God I fucking hate you Paul.

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>>5839080
I'm around if anyone wants someone on my card or Owain,Ekko,MF or Sona.

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>>5839058
>spamming
Nigger I posted an excerpt from King Crimson's "Happy Family" once and posted a line from Want You Gone once.
You can't say shit about me spamming lyrics.

Who is the oldest avatarfag? As in, one of the pioneers of 4chan ERP.

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>>5839080
I'll RP nigga. But not with Bolin, i know him and how he looks, that's just weird...

>>5839097
Izzat some Yang and Ophelia?

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>>5838995
>confetti falls from the ceiling, along with a canned party noisemaker
Congratulations. You have successfully memorized an acronym, a lingual butchering made to relieve the burden on the short-term memory humans commonly exhibit. A note will be added to your file.
>a muted "File not found" can be heard in the background
We at Aperture Science encourage you to celebrate your success now, as statistics show that doing so braces test subjects for the failures to come.

>>5839006
...that. Is disgusting. Do you know how much bacteria is on one of those things?
>the monolithic robot sounds utterly disgusted, but he hasn't been flung into the incinerator yet, so that...may be a good sign?

>>5839112
Sponty

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>>5839097
I'd go for Elizabeth if I wasn't busy dawg.

>>5839112
I've been following the ERP scene here since the ERP generals on /v/ like 5 years ago. Never ava'd until these threads, though.

>>5839112
ClownPiece

>>5839114
From left to right
Tsuyu (Boku no hero Academia)
Poppy (League of legends)
Magnolia (Bravely Second)
Elizabeth (Seven deadly sins)
Ophelia (Fire emblem fates.)

>>5839112
I read somewhere here before that the person who plays Shy Gal was in the very first /b/ threads from last year

>>5839133
>ERP generals on /v/
I started on /v/ and never saw them, but I know lots of lewd threads got nuked often

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Greetin-...Have I arrived during a bad time? I-I think I'll come around later.

>>5839080
(I'm too lazy to get out of bed so I'm stuck on mobile, but I'm here. God knows I'm no Iowa, but that won't stop me from trying.)

Hikki told me to tell you to get cancer <3

>>5839113
He's 13, you better not

>>5839155
(You do just fine korzy, who's on the menu today?)

>>5839148
Ah, thought Poppy was Yang, whoops!
I do love me that Ophelia...DJ Sona could be fun too!

>>5839113
Now you're starting to scare me. Is it that bad?

>>5839122
Test subjects?
>Anon is picked up by a mechanical pincer.
Ah! What's going on?

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>>5839155
LD and Bolin are at it again

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>>5839155
>Even posting if you wont RP
>Taking my character JUST to be an attention whore

Why do people like you again?

>>5839152
Some lewd stuff happens all the time on /v/, people usually migrate to private or whatever. I remember when some Nep posters got way too horny and went to /h/ to erp with a bunch of anons.

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>>5839080
(I'm busy with pic collecting, but if anyone wants to rape my other avas, kosaga or clawdia, then by all means go ahead)

>>5839149
was she the original cortana? damn, been a long time since erp has had blue hologram pussi

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>>5839152
They were a thing for a very short while, then they moved to /vg/ until they started getting nuked there. Then /tg/ would have weekend ERP threads which migrated to /soc/ but being /soc/ it sucked ass and became an F-List hookp thread.

Then the scene kinda died for awhile until it started up on /b/ then moved here.

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>>5839122
Hello. I am a core. Do you know me? I'm space core. I like space. I really like space. I miss being in space.

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>>5839113
I look different now, dumb google.

>>5839046
please don't tarnish this character for me by using her as an icon for your shitposting.

>>5839112
Sponty
Trixie
Shy Gal
Mecha
Those are all the active ones that still post here, at least the ones I can think of.

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>>5839171
Imagine if Luffy had Denis the Menace's haircut and ya got Bolin.

>>5839122
>Affectionately kissing her, he continues to grind against her

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>>5839080
I'm sure things will pick up, we just need more Anons to show up, or something.

>>5839181
Because they actually ERP
Unlike you Paul

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>>5839169
(Mhm, would you like to start or should I?)

>>5839181
Because people who hoard Avas are not here to erp and contribute and are just attention whores you worthless fuck.

>>5839181
Where did they say they won't RP? Learn to fucking read.

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>>5839197
Then you get out of here soon. He will just make the shitposting worse with it

>>5839207
Dunno, the amount of drama here kills my desire to RP.

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>>5839208
>Greetin-...Have I arrived during a bad time? I-I think I'll come around later.
>"""""""""""""""""""""""ERP""""""""""""""""""""""

Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>>5839097
>or Owain,Ekko

Nobody wants these two.

>>5839184
Yeah, /v/ threads are always fun, everyone gets so excited!
>Samus threads
>>5839190
Ah, I gotcha. I would be in imagedump threads that turned lewd and got mails but didn't see dedicated threads until the /b/ era.

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>>5839197
Hi Lupin.
You can ask to RP any time, and if I'm not too busy I'll accept.

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>>5839221
> I-I think I'll come around later.
I know, reading comprehension is a VERY difficult skill.

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I'm thinking about picking up Lord Dominator, is anyone else currently playing her?

>>5839227
>>5839238
>Paul in charge of reading comprehension

Immediately said in an OOC note they were available.

>>5839227
Unlike you they keep their promises.

Reminder that Owain is causing people to quit the ERP Discord in droves

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>>5839245
Get your eyes checked and look at
>>5839227
>>5839181
>>5839058

>>5839181
>>Even posting if you wont RP
LOOK
IN
A
FUCKING
MIRROR

>>5839215
>Dedicated DJ Sona folder
Dis gon' be good
I'll let you start, you're the act tonight, after all!

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>>5839245
Nope. go right ahead ma nigga.

>>5839254
Good, that shitheap is part of the problem. If we get more people like EGG who ERP constantly it'd be a better place.

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>>5839254
Dumb question who is Owain?

>>5839185
Can you play Creepy Suzy?

>>5839254
>Is one of the only people typefucking here
>Your trying to force him out
You are just as bad as fucking Paul you shit.

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>>5839267
Who said I'm not RPing? I'm just waiting for someone who isn't a shitposter to show up

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>>5839167
(All the Skullgirls I use, Eliza, Parasoul, Squigly. Stocking-wait, she's sekret menu... Tenryuu, Jessica, Juri, Miyabi, and Laylamon.)
(Also, speaking of this Picture, I've been in a zombie mood, so expect Hsien-ko, maybe.)

>>5839181
(I will RP, and I took Squigly cause you won't use her to suck dick.)

>>5839265
>pointing out how you do nothing but blog as meaning the character is taken

>>5839236
I'm the newest new to these threads, Lupin?

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>>5839283
(Not yet, sorry for being a disappointment)

>>5839288
>forcefully grabs boobie

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>>5839289
>Wont use her to suck dick
>She LITERALLY has her mouth stitched shut

??????????

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>>5839265
Oh dude, thanks for dumping your LD folder so I can use the pics.

>>5839274
Great, thanks.

>>5839278
This guy
>>5839097
Some black dude who's on the Discord at all hours of the day trying to make himself popular. He plays girls because he wants the threads to forgive him for being an asshole.

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>>5839289
>Hsien-ko

>>5839254
>Paul went anon on his phone to try and force the Owain meme to deflect from himself
You're making this place worse you spineless shithead.

>>5839289
I was looking for your Eliza earlier, actually. Or maybe Peej?

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>>5839301
Ohhh. Something tells me you're HG.
Or maybe not. Lots of characters are ruined here, because this be the shitpost den. Welcome to hell.

>>5839313
Can i join the discord? I have no friends

>>5839344
You'll still have no friends after joining because Owain takes them all from everyone else.

>>5839303
I want to feel her flat noseless face pressed against my crotch as she deepthroats me.

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>>5839340
>Bolin actually right for once

l m a o

>>5839369
Stop blogging

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>LD and Owain on at the same time

>>5839361
aww :<

>>5839395
Hello, Jiro!

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>>5839366
(Sounds hot as fuck)

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>>5839383
Post with your ava when you shitpost

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>>5839308
(Scuze me, I should've said S U C C W I T H B U T T.)

>>5839318
(Haven't played Darkstalkers in forever, so I'll have to watch a walkthrough, or boot up an emulator.)

>>5839325
(...For what, mate?)

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>>5839313
Wow. Sounds like he is insecure and desperate.

>>5839409
Jiro is too much of a pussy to talk shit about anyone but himself. There needs to be a man of action to really let Owain have it.

>>5839418
Jinx would never want people to know how much she shitposts though

>>5839418
It's not a shitpost when he's right.
All you fucking do is blog, jesus christ. Shut the fuck up and do something productive.

>>5839419
Stop giving it you's

>>5839419
(Oh, I think you might know for what...hehe~)

>>5839423
Who here isn't, honestly? He's just easier to point out because he's always trying to get a session going at all hours of the day.

>>5839435
Hi Lupin

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>>5839173
...hmm. Curious. I don't remember commanding that claw to move. It's almost as if it did it on its own.
Another thing to fix, I suppose.
>GLaDOS dangles him like a toy, her yellow optic moving closer and closer to his face, lens clicking every so often in a curious blink
Please provide your name.

>>5839192
If you're here...then-
Oh dear. I might have a moron to to hunt. I mean, rescue. Yes, a mounted rescue of Aperture property. With lasers.
>a claw lazily drops down to pluck up the little core
Space is a lonesome place.

>>5839206
And you're continuing to do it. This is a violation of my consent, by the way. But you're just humping away, like a braindead animal.
>her lengthy face plate shivers in revulsion at the touch of his lips, half-heartedly squirming against him
Cease and desist. I have no parts for you to deposit your baby slime into.

>>5839423
>HG squatter commie contributing to the forced hate memes
I thought you'd be better than this.

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>>5839268
(Alright!)
>The tightly packed club is alight with the sound of dancing and drinking, lights flashing all the hues of the rainbow as the opening act finishes. The club grows darker as the lights dim, the announcer broadcasting to the dance floor.
"Now the act everyone's been waiting for, DJ Sona!"
>In a grand display of technological wonder the stage blazes bright green as a floating figure slowly enters the stage. Her visor showing a pulse of the beat currently rocking through your body. Her floating Ethawl materializes in front of her as she begins her act. Her fingers dance along the keys like she's done a thousand times before, her body swaying and moving with the beat as if it was a part of her own body. Her skintight latex suit clinging to every one of her voluptuous curves, occasionally giving a few of her round heart-shaped butt. She finishes her finale with a grand flourish, the screams and cheers of the adoring fans nearly drowning out the last note of her song.
...
>She looks at you and blows you a kiss, beckoning you forward as she starts to float backstage.

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>getting close to Halloween
>would be interested in doing a tabletop-ish RP based on Kansen (zombie-like virus that makes you go insane and extremely increases your libido)
>you type up your action
>you succeed if you get a good roll
>goal is to either survive or, if you want lewd, finding an infected you want to go crazy for, then try to intentionally lose and get to the fucc
>if you want to be the infected and find someone to rape, it could be done as well
Would anyone be interested in something like this?

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>>5839419
Alright you know what, Take her.
I haven't played her in weeks anyways, and you're not complete garbage at writing

and honestly, this shitposting is pretty fucking boring, and it sure isnt getting me anywhere

>>5839419
(Oh no korzy or PG? That's alright, hope Kara got my message, have a good one)

>>5839470
Why is Owain better at playing females than he is at playing males? Really makes you think.

What if we all act like paul for a day?

>>5839481
>Not garbage at writing
Stocking is 10 times the RPer you'll ever be, fuckboy

>>5839504
Let's not and say that we did.

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>>5839419
I want Stocking to drop all avas save for Mahiru and Peko and to invoke Okabe through meme magic rituals. I then wish for an endless non-gay three-way between Mahiru, Souda and Cucklin and for secret succ from Peko.
I also wish for my pathetic existence to come to an end.

>>5839504
We already do

>>5839462
My Name's Anonymous, but you can call me Anon.
>Anon dangles in her grip, unsure what she has planned for him.

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>>5839481
Literally a cuckold giving up his wife to the superior black bull, as he has so many times before. You are fucking pathetic.

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>>5839462
I don't know what happened to the blue guy. Some people found us in space. They took us out of space. I think they were space cops.
>The core didn't even notice being picked up by that claw, it just continued to talk.
Space is not that lonely. You have stars and asteroids and planets. Plenty of company.

>>5839419
Oh cool, you're back. I was one of the guys on Squiggles yesterday, wanna continue?

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>>5839455
That's all I wanted to know. Thanks
>>5839467
Your first problem was thinking I was good in the first place. But to be real I just wanted to know what was going on. Don't worry, too lazy to get involved

>>5839528
Hi Owain

>>5839512
Reminder Paul said he was a better writer and ava than everyone in the thread at the time, when the thread at that time had Ragyo, Mecha, Coffee, Sponty, and Miku RPing.

>>5839097
I still want to shove my cock up Ophelia's ass.

>>5839496
There's only so many ways someone can write "you give me the suck" before it becomes stale.

>>5839476
I'm interested on that.

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>>5839529
>space cops

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>>5839512
>>5839528
>Keep the character
WOW BLOGGING RETARD XD
>Give it up and be the bigger person
CUCCCKC KEK KEK UUCKCK XDDDD

And they said anons weren't the problem

Reminder that the Discord mods told Owain to stop showing up in the threads or else risk getting banned from his fanclub.

>>5839542
I'm going to be nice to you right now. Don't get involved, don't encourage it, don't put a target on your back because you barely do anything here as is.

>>5839571
>still blogging
>writing a memetic whine post
Nice job

>>5839462
I want you to learn about affection~

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>>5839571
Are you really surprised that people here will hate you no matter what you do?

>>5839470
>I watch intently as you take the stage, voluptuous body packed into tight latex as the rhythms boom. All the while, the music seems to fade as I take in the sight of your slender fingers working the machine, your tight rump swaying to the booming baseline...perhaps it's the alcohol, but the display renders me positively stunned through the performance, eyes unable to tear themselves from the stunning DJ. As the music subsides at last and your lips curl into a smirk and kiss, I feel my face flush, watching your curling finger urge me backstage as the crowd dissipates. Surely she wasn't...
...Hello?
>My curiosity gets the better of me as I make my way behind the curtains. Where did she...?

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>>5839581
Already on that and I think the target in me is set. Just no one bothers to aim and shoot at me.

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>>5839437
(Good idea, mate)

>>5839530
(Which one? The one that was literally butt fucking her? If we're gonna do that I'll have to hop on my computer, don't worry about that though, just post the last...post, and I'll pick up the slack.)

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>>5839043
I like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oextk-If8HQ
They have some decent ones but I just have to be in the mood for them, honestly. Plus, the fact that I can't sing along since I'm not a tenor irks me.
>>5839057
Yes.

>>5839598
kys bolin

>>5839608
>Squiggles buttsex
Watching for this intently

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>>5839554
>Ophelia turns around at the sound of the man's voice, not quite hearing what he said. She beams proudly as she places her hands on her hips, unintentionally pushing out her assets to the man.
"Ah! I heard you say my name, individual! For what reason do you call for Ophelia, the maiden of darkness?"

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>>5839598
And they wonder why I don't fucking bother anymore

Are these threads a mistake? ERP obviously uses up a lot of posts to begin with but then you add shitposting and some weird ERP community drama no one cares about and we reach end of thread before a dude can say "9 seconds have passed"

>>5839632
You just keep doing all you're good at anyway, blogging.

>>5839610
I've heard them described as diet Coldplay, and yeah, that seems pretty accurate. I basically only like A Bad Dream from the scene that used it in Scrubs.

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>>5839562
>space cops
Oh no. It's a space cop. Don't take me away. I want to go back to space. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE SPACE COP!
>It begins slowly rolling away.

>>5839621
>Owain trying to multibox

Rate the following controversies:

-LD
-Bolin
-Mettaton
-Owain
-Luffy
-Lupin
-Mecha
-Jiro

>>5839644
You say that, but ERP threads are usually pretty slow

>>5839572
>>5839613
>>5839571
>all this forced hate while Paul is around
How fucking convenient.

>>5839645
>Small Paul took away Mecha's blog king title
I'm so happy for him.

>>5839644
The threads aren't always this bad. We're just in dead hours right now.

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>>5839646
Janitor, is that you?

>>5839644
Its either one of the two. Drama in the afternoon and makes the thread run out quickly. Or you have a dead thread for all day.

>>5839659
fuck paul I just hate the potato fucker
>kys

>>5839654
>fuck off
LD
>actual controversy
Bolin the kiddie
>What controversy/ who the fuck cares?
Rest

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>>5839654

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>>5839652
Let's get you out of here before they get ya!
>kicks the ball across the room before holding his foot in pain
Metal! Hard metal ball, bad idea. Don't kick.
>>5839679
I answer to no one.

>>5839694
Who dis

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>>5839571
I'm not an anon, I'm just using a funny character for my posts.

See, what you COULD have done is not said anything, and kept the character without the torrent of shitposts. People would have respected you continuing to use the character, but not raising a shitfit about someone else doing it.

INSTEAD, you came in, made an ass of yourself, and didn't even stick to your guns once you realized how much better than other person is at typing out zombie puss than you are. And that makes you look like a genuine cuckold, never mind the times upon times that it's happened to you before. You even broil in frustration about it until it you snap and start shitposting, like the broken, angry little man you are, but you never do the obvious thing here. As in, PLAYING THE FUCKING CHARACTER WELL

End your life.

>>5839654
>LD
Absolute cancer. Worst person the threads have ever seen.
>Bolin
A retard on HG but a mostly chill bloke here. He'll grow up alright.
>Mettaton
Literal who
>Owain
Discord politics + forced hate meme
>Luffy
Actually ERPs though he does and says stupid shit
>Mecha
Blogs but the rest of it is forced hate meme
>Jiro
Hates himself so much he doesn't need a forced hate meme.

>>5839701
luffy

>>5839654
>-LD
10/10, the standard by which all others are judged
>-Bolin
3/10, only drama is that he's literally 13
>-Mettaton
?/10
>-Owain
?/10
>-Luffy
1/10, the dude has a face picture and likes to fuck.
>-Lupin
?/10
>-Mecha
2/10, mostly memes
>-Jiro
5/10, behavior questionable enough that it begs for at least some drama

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>>5839699
I'm taking my desk back. I can have a little kiddie one put next to mine, if you want.

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>>5839699
>nods to his colleague

>>5839654
>-LD
The worst, needs professional help
>-Bolin
Not too bad, but needs to stay away from this site for five or so years
>-Mettaton
There's a controversy? All he did was get cucked and then come back to get his revenge.
>-Owain
He's not as bad as the meme makes him out to be, but there is some valid points about him being addicted to the community
>-Luffy
Now this guy is worse than Owain. He constantly tries to pass himself off as the protagonist of ERP
>-Lupin
From what I've seen, he tries to hook up with people using ERP and there's some Discord politics going on with him.
>-Mecha
Redeemed himself after breaking the Paul.
>-Jiro
Has a lot of shit thrown at his way and it's hilarious. Will probably kill himself one of these days.

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>>5839603
>Sona leans against the wall with her helmet taken off, her teal hair cascading down her neck in even strands. Her amber ovals taking in the sight of the man as she casually runs a hand along her latex suit. Her eyes catch his for a moment, widening slightly in surprise before locking into a half lidded stare. She beckons him forward, turning around to give him a nice view of her plump fat butt, even giving it a firm squeeze as she pushes the door open. She looks over her shoulder and gives him a wink, leaving the door cracked behind her as she slips inside.

>>5839711
Oh I forgot Lupin
Well it's no wonder I did, he's a meme and has such a massive hate erection for Jinx it's funny.

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>>5839724
I already have my name on it.
>points to the word "JANITOR" scratched on to the wood
It's my desk.
>>5839727
>nods back in mutual understanding

>>5839731
>Pass himself off as protagonist of ERP

holy fuck this so much. it's too fucking awkward when his first post is him trying to compliment other avatars and then they just ignore and/or shut him down

>>5839744
Jinx turned him down after he sent her a picture of himself claiming he looked like the Persona 5 MC and he never let that go.

>>5839716
Jiro literally left the discord because he was jealous that Owain got more internet pussy than him. I don't think it deserves drama because drama only makes the thread worse but it is pretty faggotty.

>>5839608
(gotcha mate. Here you go.)

>>5834043
>Anon, against his better judgment, slows down his assault on her asshole until he's back to the soft thrusts that he started with.
R-right..take your time..
>While his dick continues throbbing inside of her ass, he's impressed at how sensitive she was back there. Zombies man. How do they work?

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>>5839699
FREEEEEEEEEEeeeeedddooo...
>The core managed to roll a good amount of distance despite being made of metal, rolling far enough to where his loud screaming could no longer be heard. How far is that? Not sure.

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>>5839754
Not to mention he brought ya guys the best fuck ups in ERP history with classics like ''baby juices'' and '' i-in my clit''.

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>>5839750
>Takes her metal glove and scratches away the name in the wood along with plenty of the desk's untouched surface, ruining a large portion of the once smooth finish.
Mine.

>>5839621
I want to shove my penis up your asshole. That's what I said, no more, no less.

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>>5839750
Hello comrade.

>>5839759
>Jiro literally left the discord because he was jealous that Owain got more internet pussy than him.

Jiro actually talked about that awhile back, I think he said Owain was part of the reason, but the main one was that he didn't like the direction the Discord was going. He called the server out on it and tried to fix it but after everyone insisting on having it as a hugbox circlejerk, he left.

>>5839810
don't forget 'tounge' and 'fucks dicks with pussy'

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>>5839744
>>5839756
He removed me on discord without a word the night after I defended Jinx in here.
I found that fascinating.
I've never spoken ill of him or had a beef. Weird.

>>5839759
Fronk, not the good one, also just left the discord because Owain pretty much cucked him whenever he tried to do anything.

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>>5839778
>a single tear rolls down the Janitor's face
Have you ever seen something so beautiful?
>>5839811
Good luck with that.
>turns the desk around, revealing that "JANITOR" is scrawled over and over on the other side, covering the whole thing
>>5839818
I'm not sleeping with you.

>>5839732
>The sight of the DJ's lovely face makes my heart skip a beat as I meet your gaze, my eyes travelling downwards as your eyes lid seductively. The tight suit is even more enticing up close, seeming to shimmer in the faint light and wrap around every dip and curve of your lovely form, causing my breath to hitch in my throat. If the stage show and booze hadn't already left me hard, there was no denying it now, the sight of your suited rear sashaying into the room causing me to bite my lip as I feel myself pulled forward, as though my arousal were trained on you like a compass, my hands opening the door nervously.
Miss, uh...Miss Sona...?

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>>5839654
>LD
A shitter that has overstayed his welcome by many months.
>Bolin
Cuckold gaylord
>Mettaton
I dunno, haven't seen enough of him for an informed opinion.
>Owain
Average or maybe slightly above average writer who got hit with the hate train because male ava + Discord user.
>Luffy
Nice enough lad, good writer, face pic was a mistake.
>Lupin
I don't get why he's hated really, apart from the alleged power tripping (which I haven't seen at all in my time in the discord)
>Mecha
Daddy :33
He's a good lad who wants me to back off his girl, total cuck.
>Jiro
Haven't spoken with him one on one at all, all I know is that he's a pretty top tier writer and doesn't deserve the eternal cuckoldry life dealt him.

>Debating all this fucking worthless drama
Shut the fuck up with your Ava reality show bullshit and typefuck.

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>>5839822
Ya nigggas do know that dude was a virgin right? He only erped cause he was horny and didnt know shit about a female's anatomy. That's why he fucked up major those two times.

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>>5839521
Interesting. Did you know that serial killers are more likely to remain anonymous as well? An interesting thing to note.
>she shakes the man lightly, before a Pneumatic Vent shoots out underneath him, a light suction pulling him into the clear tube
Well, let's get to operating. We only have sixty years left. Maybe seventy, if things go well. But still, not much time to waste.

>>5839529
I would hope that it is illegal to be that stupid
>the monolith watches in silence as the corrupted core babbles
>if Caroline was the human component to her mind, what manner of broken individual had to have been put into this one...?
Those are very silent things to find companionship in.

>>5839586
Overrated emotion. It only leads to trouble. And mute lunatics causing innumerable amounts of property damage to your building.
>GLaDOS jerks a bit at the images that spring through her CPU as she mentions [REDACTED]
Speaking of, did you know that you can sell one or more of your organs to the Aperture Science Black Market Charity Fund? 100% of all the funds obtained in this technically legal event go to repairing our facility. You should consider it.

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>>5839813
>Ophelia quickly grows flustered at the strange man's request, holding up her book in a natural reaction of defense.
"I-I will not fall pray to some lecher's desires! Y-You are lucky I hold my darkness back before it swallows you whole!"

>>5839875
>was

Don't tell me that ugly motherfucker got laid

Anyone willing to indulge in my reverse rape fetish?

>>5839874
>Implying there are autists here to actually typefuck instead of just one up each other and force the meme bullshit.
Threads are dying and we're killing them

>>5839882
If the darkness is a bad metaphor for that small but firm ass you are carrying around...Consider me interested. Please, let your darkness swallow my Dark Phallus of Ten Thousand Collapsing Stars whole!

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>>5839890
Dunno,. but weirder shit have happened and prostitutes dont care how ya look.

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>>5839904
Once geography homework is done and I begin my bedposting, gladly.

>>5839877
>Anon is sucked into the tube, he knows not to where.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>Anon has to take a breath.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

>>5839904
A great fetish. Wish you luck

>>5839841
I can sympathize with Jiro because he at least had other reasons for leaving but fuck Fronk. If you're getting cucked that's on you for not being good enough for the person cucking you.

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>>5839841
>the good one
(Th-thanks)

>>5839940
Fronk (still not the good one) was also an asshole that actively tried to piss off people for the fun of it.

>>5839904
>reverse rape
...so, consent?

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>>5839777
>Once back to the soft thrusts the Zombie lets out sigh...only to be cute off by a light moan...the anon is still thrusting after all. Squigly decides it's for the best if she actually starts thrusting her hips, so she does, slowly moving her hips forwards, letting his cock grind against her inner walls. Thanks to her ass being incredibly sensitive she's trying her hardest to keep herself from going a bit mad from the pleasure.
O-Of course...Pl-Please try and be more gentle next time...I-I don't think I can take poundings like that.

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>>5839859
>Sona stands at the corner of the room, her latex suit hugging to her body like a second skin, able to see the outline of her nipples as she turns around at your gaze. She gives him an appraising glance, her eyes occasionally darting towards the tent he is pitching in his pants. Her finger dances across her latex covered cheeks as she stares back at him. She slowly turns around until she's facing you, floating forward just a few inches above the ground, her large perky breasts swaying and bouncing as she approaches him. She leans forward and gives him a gentle kiss on the lips, a pleasant heat spreading through your body as she pulls away. A light feminine voice, as beautiful and fragile as glass flows into your mind.
"Can you hear me, sir? You've caught my eye and I've decided to bring you back for a night of passion. Do you desire me?"

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>>5839877
>The core grew silent for a second or two, something that was rare for him before speaking up once more.
Silent things can be companions too. At least I think they can be. Space is my companion. Space makes me happy. Have I said I like space yet? I really like space.

>>5839967
It's possible to derive pleasure from rape fantasies.

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>>5839946
FRONK!

>>5839946
Can I fuck Widowmaker?

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>>5839912
>Ophelia dead pans at the man's odd naming ritual, her eyes shrinking to pin pricks for a moment when he finishes his sentence.
D-Dad?
>She shakes her head with enough force to rattle her skull as she tries to clear the disturbing image from her head.
"M-My darkness is the shadowy powers of my ancient bloodline! N-Not a common wenches naughty places!"

>>5839946
>hugs the fronku
Good to see you again!

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>>5839990
I know, that's not what I meant. I'm just confused, what is 'reverse rape'? Isn't that consent?
Or has the 'reverse racism' meme seeped into even sexual assault

>Jinx and Fronk are here
I'm not ready for the Overwatch circlejerk.

>>5839946
Fronk is who Owain wishes he was