HG THREAD NINJAS EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR68W56DCBU
Poor Rinoa.
>>5833766
>Ninjas
>>5833768
Can you try replying with something that makes sense?
>>5833791
That goes for you too.
>>5833762
Oh, you already know of her anyways, hehehe.
And the plan's still to get it done without relying on anyone else, though.
>>5833814
>>5833762
Al...alright? But I'm still kinda' lost here...oh well.
>>5833826
>kissu best girl
>>5833849
>tfw you find some sick backgrounds for your Wincards
>Samurais are better
>>5833740
Well not me exactly, but something even better!
>>5833843
Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>5833830
I forgot you're retarded. Blogpost me up, faggot. Talk about your shit life.
>>5833868
Oh? Are you going to tuck me in, mom?
>>5833860
German Longswordsman > any Nippon warrior from any era
>>5833860
Samurai Champuru!
>>5833836
Too bad I have no idea who you're referring to. If you wish to play the Pronoun Game that much, I'll do the same.
You need help. I will be happy to "motivate" her if you wish for me to do it. Ultimately, it is up to you to decide what is best for her; I am merely offering my help.
>>5833846
...I forget that no one has no idea what I am talking about at times. Do you wish for me to explain it if that is the case, Uriko? I may be doing something foolish, but...
>>5833876
>I'm retarded
>Says the one who ironically believes I'm some literally who because I like someone
>>5833755
Oh this is exciting! When can I expect to move in?
>>5833795
Miss... are you okay? Something like that could really harm someone.
>>5833865
I'm a little afraid to know the answer.
>>5833880
>jumping on people has been the best way to kill since 1985
>>5833863
Hush.
>>5833879
I think you're old enough to tuck yourself in.
>>5833820
Everything is going to be fine
>>5833880
Fucking this. Nippon is shit, all hail the glorious west.
>>5833893
Blogpost more you faggot.
>>5833886
I mean how bad can it be really... is it, really that bad? Is it really something that you and I shouldn't do~
>>5833860
I've been working on a winscreen template lately. If only I could think of ideas for my code.
>TND
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Sorry for the later than usual response.
>>5833728
That's not comforting..
>>5833738
Purple hair..? Gackupo?
>>5833740
It's a little interesting, I'm not used to being at odds with people.
>>5833762
I think it happened... I can believe in whatever I want right? I believe in spoken hieroglyphics!
>>5833905
B-But, muh folded over 1000 times
>>5833910
I've always went for Cherry Blossoms, schools, neighborhoods and abstract art. Basically depends on the winner and the mood I'm in after the game.
>>5833911
what crawled up your ass and died, friendo?
>>5833903
Besides, I'm not even sleepy.
>yaaaaaaaaaaawns
>>5833907
Yep, it's official.
You're retarded.
Bobby Ace was an poor iPhone fag who couldn't even post gifs.
Again, get better shitpost material next time. Now here's my last (You) of the night, enjoy it.
>>5833944
And you're retarded enough to think I called you Bobby Ace. Kys and blogpost more in hell you autist.
>>5833908
If we want people to not call us idiots when we do it, yes, it is something we shouldn't do; Alfred has every reason to do it, but not me.
...I will explain the concept, but not actually do it. I am not breaking it by acknowledging it exists.
>>5833929
You usually need a bit of evidence to believe in something, but I will not stop you from believing it. All I must tell you is that writing systems and languages are VERY different things, дa?
>>5833936
I've been thinking of different backgrounds to use. I hope I find something a bit more interesting than this.
>>5833894
I'm uhhh... I'm trying my best! Doing what I love the most over back at the base! We're all trying our best now, like a family.
We're all modified people and are usually shunned by society, not even counting the whole world genocide plan we were on a conquest to do, but we're all healing and getting to know this planet better!
>>5833894
Don't worry it will be a surprise! To everyone!
Auf Wiedersehen!
>>5833929
Fufufu! Maybe another time!
Bye!
>>5833958
https://alpha.wallhaven.cc
First thing you need to do is make a template with a changeable background.
>>5833938
>yaaaaaaaaaaawns in response
Apparently your body betrays that sentence You're never going to grow if you don't sleep you know.
>>5833929
It's a secret.
>>5833886
Oh, sure you do. Remember that girl you got second place to?
But damn, it's a pain...why can't she just let me help her?
>>5833894
As soon as I can spot Sabitsuki, I guess. I only went a bit crazy with all the spare rooms when I made the hideout.
>>5833956
Aren't we already in some form of other worldly dimension; for starters, I don't even know I manage to .....maybe I shouldn't delve to deep and accept it for what it is....Ivan-kun.
>Hey, would you all mind if I did a quick, vanilla 24 game even though I'm a newfag? I've hosted a fair few games before elsewhere so I know what to do.
>>5833766
>tfw no ninja outfits
This is the closest I'll get...
>>5833992
You do what you feel is best little guy!
>>5833992
Anything is alright with us.
Better than no games, amirite?
>>5833988
>constanza.jpg
Well no shit son but we weren't talking about guns.
>>5833977
Fine... I'll go to sleep if I can use those boobs of yours for a pillow. You know how they say if you sleep with your head resting on a book, you'll absorb the knowledge? This will be the same concept!
>>5833992
make it so
>>5833956
But they can compliment each other right? I was kidding though, I'm only supposed to believe in fact, I am just a machine after all.
>>5833967
Goodnight then, rest well.
>>5833981
There's not many we know with purple hair.. Huh..
>>5834000
>give her the gun
What do you airmen mean by this?
>>5834000
>>5834003
>>5834006
Whelp, alrighty!
Give me 24 of your bravest fighters!
>>5834005
Please stay flat
I like em' tiny
>licks lips
>Gunblade is the best weapon ever.
>>5834021
Rin Tohsaka
>>5834021
Me and him
>>5834021
Furry porn
>>5834021
Cinnamon Roll
>>5834021
The Soviet Union
>>5833983
...Perhaps. Do you mean "lost to", or "lost because of"? If it is who I think it is... I forgive her.
You are her rival. Why would you accept anything from your rival? It is like when I saw Poland here; I was a bit sceptical because of our history together. She trusts me, so perhaps you can let me help in some way, дa?
>>5833985
Perhaps, but this is something larger than the Arena itself. Something much, MUCH larger than this world. If you wish to have shenanigans with other people, feel free to ask me about it, my friend.
>>5834021
D.Va
>>5834021
Uriko Nonomura
>>5834021
Sanae Kochiya
>>5834005
I've never heard anything like that before in my life...
>>5834021
Yagyuu
>>5834021
Yuuta Gamon
>>5834021
Kaito
>>5834021
Kirigiri
>>5834021
Mirai
>>5834021
Scanty Demon~
>>5834021
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>5834021
Frederica Miyamoto
>>5834021
Rumia
I'm hungry!
>>5834021
Baki Hanma
>>5834021
Lord Beerus
>>5834021
Squigly
>>5833959
Of course you are. I'm glad to hear that. Not the latter part obviously! Haha!
>>5833929
Neither am I really. Pardon me but you are strange sir.
>>5833967
That didn't alleviate my fears. Farewell.
>>5833983
I suppose one more night in the coffin won't hurt me too much. Speaking of that, that is looking good right about now.
>>5834021
Senshougahara
>>5834018
It refers to early dogfighting when the weapon of trade were machine guns rather than guided missles. The phrase provokes images of a brave American pilot blowing an enemy aircraft out of the sky with a vicious burst of machine gun fire. Giving him the gun if you will.
>>5834023
You only posted this so I would agree with you
>>5834021
Review Brah
>>5834023
That looks rediculous.
>>5834021
Rika
>>5834011
They can compliment each other, yes, but they are vastly different things. Pronouncing Russian and actually writing it is much more different than you think.
Facts are extremely important when believing in something, but you already know this, clearly. Feel free to think whatever you wish to think; although the Soviets discouraged it, free speech is something we all deserve.
>>5834062
Hello, Hungary! You seem to have lost the frying pan, my friend; what's wrong?
>>5834038
You really haven't? Ah well, good night either way, Yagyuu-chan...
>>5834076
Fucking shit, much respect for the man who entered this.
>>5834093
>>5834076
Grats on 100k subs.
>>5834021
These
>>5834031
"идти eбaть ceбя, Meira."
...Reimu doesn't consider ANYone her rival. She just doesn't care.
>>5834062
Are you ever not?
>>5834069
Eh, don't let me keep you, then.
Honestly, I'm surprised a zombie even needs sleep at all in the first place, really.
>>5834075
Huh...we always made fun of it cause it sounded sexual.
>>5834091
Sleep tight, baka.
>>5834021
Late Asshole
>>5834021
Cayde-6
>>5834108
Late Pussy
ftfy.
Alrighty! Any swaps?
>>5834031
...alright...here it goes... y-you...
..uh...hello?
>>5834114
Nice 4chan pass Hoshi.
>>5834105
We always made fun of you because we were the ones giving her the gun
>>5834124
Everything seems fine
>>5834069
Strange isn't bad though right? So that means it's a little better.
>>5834080
Haha, you didn't need to say so much ya'know, I feel a little unbalanced in this conversation if you do.
But, the only things I really think about that's not a fact are theories.
>>5834124
Swap please.
>>5834108
>>5834080
Don't talk nonsense. I'm too hungry to understand you right now. I haven't had a good meal in days...
>>5834102
Sometimes I'm not. What kind of dumb question is that?
>>5834124
Phew.
>>5834163
I've never seen you here when you weren't, is all. Duh.
>>5834124
If you could.
>>5834112
>>5834069
>>5834143
Shut up you pencil pushers, she wants a soldier, not a glorified flight attendent. And no security forces dont count.
Keemstar
>>5834196
Keemstar : Junko vs Hoshi
Alrighty, swaps and all taken care of, let's do this!
>>5834199
They are both STUPID NIGGERS
>>5834192
>Suddenly TAC-P's, Pararescue, and Combat Controllers don't exist
lmao
>>5834102
Ah, yes, her. That is not how quotation marks work, by the way, but I shall let it slide this one time. And, well... I forgive her. I feel sorry for taking it so personally.
Then, just maybe, she doesn't care if you help her or not? She does not care anymore, so don't be surprised that she's apathetic about you assisting her.
>>5834126
...Yes? Hello, Uriko, what do you need?
>Ivan laughs.
My friend, you must be more direct than that! Be confident in what you are saying, be assertive!
>>5834159
Well, I saw how I acted back when I first came here, and I was ashamed at how little I cared at all for others here. I talk so I don't become THAT lazy.
Theories are based on pre-existing facts, which is why they are not inherently truthful; however, I am sure you already know this, дa?
>>5834163
A-Ah! You are not Elizabeta; my apologies, my friend! You don't seem to be Hungary at all...!
...I think I have seen you before, actually. Were you the same person that tried to eat me when I had my coat on?
>>583418
Is that sooo...
>>5834201
>>5834208
All shit compared to even the Navy of all branches :^)
>>5834223
Ahem
Thank you very much for this donation
>>5834223
Hey! What'd you take? Why are my shields down?!
>>5834223
>>5834211
Well, I was quoting yourself.
And yeah, she is. At least I managed to get her to move a bit by shooting at her.
...Even if she passed out after mere seconds.
>>5834221
Yeah, yeah it is so. You don't have a good memory, huh?
>>5834181
I was going to head to the bar but this works also. Thanks
>>5834223
Eyes up guardian
>>5834102
I know. I thought it would've been the one advantage being like this would have.
>>5834159
If you can believe that. I will make no promises that I will keep this up.
I feel it is about time that I take my leave. You all have a wonderful night. Until next time.
>>5834211
Thi...this is going to be a lot harder then I thought, here goes nothing~! All...I...want is a simple hello!
>She focuses her energy and transforms, she walks up to a transparent wall and knocks on it.
....?
...
He- Hello?
>>5834234
ERP's D.Va is better than you.
>>583418
Is that sooo...
If that's such a problem to you then you could always help me out! Just an arm is fine.
>>5834211
Who, me? I would never...
>>5834221
>>5834237
>mobile is suffering please ignore that embarrasing mispost
>>5834236
>>5834250
Then why don't you go there?
>>5834254
Whelp, that's going to sting.
>>5834114
>talks shit in a discord and then cries myself to sleep
>>5834254
>>5834254
You two keep watch while I get some rest
>kills self
>>5834245
Hehehe, maybe it's just a matter of habit.
Later.
>>5834253
>Oh, right. Goddamn mobile.
I can't REGROW my limbs, unlike you. You can just go and take your pick of the corpses after this game, though, if you're quick enough. There's even a god in the game, too.
>>5834270
>Sniffle.
>>5834270
What? You're running from me?
Ugh... give me a moment to get into Meka, I'll catch up to you in a bit.
>>5834254
2.2/10 -- would not snuggle with again!
>>5834286
I fucking loled
>>5834211
I'm fine with how much I talk now, guess I'm lazy, haha, but as long as I get my point across I suppose.
Though that's why I can believe theories if only slightly.
>>5834245
Alright, I won't count on it lasting, have a goodnight and pleasant dreams.
>>5834263
>Pat pat.
>>5834270
>No one died so it's not even worth it to put up Fallen Tributes. I swear the death rate's on high...?
>>5834132
>>5834136
>>5834154
>oh and I use appchan so I can't see anything so thanks anons
>>5834230
Really? Now you're gonna bring the based Navy into this?
I'd say you're all washed up compadre
>>5834295
>>5834237
Either way, you do it with a capital letter as it is the beginning of a sentence.
It sounds like a case that I will need to step in to help you, if that is so. That is an achievement, however, so I applaud you on that. You can do it!
For extra motivation to make you work harder, imagine her becoming like Alfred. Lazy, apathetic, arrogant...
>>5834249
Yes, yes, you can do it, Uriko! Let's see if you can say hello to anyone!
...
>The narrator quickly looks towards the wall, eyes setting on you. He waves, looking back at the script he was supposed to narrate. Since when was Ivan supposed to talk about the fourth wall...?
>>5834253
Yes, you did try to eat me, and I almost felt bad for making you disappointed. I gave you a bottle of vodka to try out, actually; I wonder if you drank it?
>>5834294
...No, seriously. Alfred did NOT put any effort into talking to people. One liners was the name of the game to him, and it SHOWS. Points are irrelevant if he didn't try.
Believe in whatever you wish to believe in; theories are based on facts, albeit untruthful ones.
>>5834295
>he pours water on his blight
I did nothing wrong!
>>5834294
Hey... can you not?
>>5834295
Go ask a cabal, they'd be happy to do that for you
>>5834327
>obcessed :^(
>>5834327
>>5834345
you-kee-nay
>>5834327
What?! That's not possible
>>5834348
>>5834352
What!? I wasn't doing anything!
>>5834331
Yeah, yeah.
And she's not even arrogant! She's just convinced that the other Reimu's outclassed her in everything.
>>5834331
WAIT NO I REGRET THIS! I TOTALLY REGRET THIS~! THIS IS ToooOOO CREEPY!
>She scampers away behind Ivan, with goosebumps shivering down her spine.
>>5834280
What did self do to deserve that?
>>5834282
Why does of matter if you can regrow it or not? You have two of them... Surely you would be kind enough to donate one to a starving little girl?
>activates the puppy dog eyes
>>5834331
I took a drink of it but had to spit it out. It really tasted horrible, and I've tasted a lot of horrible things before.
>>5834365
i-i was pronouncing your name, m8
i always thought it was "you-kine"
>>5834360
>>5834374
Oh... sorry I thought you were some asshole
>>5834376
Oh man, not the dark! Tori thinks its funny that I'm afraid of the dark, but there could be humans hiding in it and that's scary!
>>5834373
It's ENTIRELY possible you're older than me, don't give me that look! You can still just take your pick of the bodies!
>>5834376
Urgh...that's not gonna happen a second time, you know.
>>5834367
I will never pass up the opportunity to teach people how to speak properly. Like how "into" is spelled "into" instead of "in to".
Truth be told? She should have nothing to worry about. Sure, the other Peймy is there, but she is a seperate entity to her, дa? She should not worry; the only thing they have in common is the background and the name.
>>5834370
>The narrator laughs, looking back at the script to see where he should begin to read now. Hold on, let me just... Here!
Hush, Uriko, you were so close to talking to him! What is the matter, my friend? Why are tou scared of him?
>>5834373
>He places a hand on his chest, an offended expression on his face.
I-I thought I could have trusted you, Hungary. W-Who spits out vodka? Vodka is my blood; you could have given it back to me instead of spitting it out! For what purpose would you...?
>>5834400
>>5834331
You sure like analyzing America ya'know, do you have a crush on him? Haha.
Speaking of though, who's your crush now huh Russia?
>>5834335
Nope! Big brother doesn't know any better!
>>5834400
Oh jeez.. S-sorry..
>>5834400
No! Where is everything!? Help!
>>5834419
>>5834415
>She peeks out from Ivan's back and mimics a hissing noise.
...
...bu..but he...or...it...something just spoke!
>>5834400
>>5834420
Then learn better!
>>5834433
>>5834442
Ah, but I don't have any teachers.
>>5834448
For someone so bulky.. You sure are a slippery one Baki.
>>5834448
>>5834420
We have a habit of mentioning each other so we can see what people think of the other person; we have a rivalry going on, you realise.
...That is a mighty personal question you've asked me, isn't it? Why do you want to know?
>>5834434
>Ivan laughs, patting Uriko on the back.
That is the narrator doing his job, my friend. Behind the wall, there is someone that decribes our actions so we know what to do; they are more prominent than you think, дa? He will not hurt you unless he wills himself to, but he is not violent.
>>5834455
Just stop patting me! You don't need teachers for that!
>>5834406
But dead bodies aren't any fun. They're cold and smelly.Theres plenty of better options! Like this arm of yours...
>she places two pieces of bread on both sides of your arm and begins measuring it
>>5834415
Is that so? Well, your blood tastes like dirt then. You should probably see a doctor.
>>5834458
>>5834470
What!? Hey, quit that weirdo!
>>5834470
>>5834466
Well, not literally my blood, but I drink it all the time! And even if it was, I will be fine; I'm immortal! Just... Why would you waste it? I cannot understand this cruelty you have done, Hungary.
>>5834455
>>5834448
Ripped. I'm relatively fast for my stature dude. Scaring you 0.5 seconds ain't really much for me, coulda' surprised you faster if I wanted too.
>>5834415
That's not how she sees it, dammit! She's got all bummed out with how the other her can actually fly on her own...and something about her armpits.
>>5834433
Don't trust any of you....
>>5834466
>She twitches visibly
Why don't you just eat the bread? And as long as they're fresh, they're not cold OR smelly.
>>5834470
>>5834481
YOU'RE THE ONE TOUCHING THE PERSON WITH HAPHEPHOBIA!
>>5834485
>>5834485
>>5834492
>dies
I'm going to bed... losers.
>>5834497
Whens the next shit storm coming?
I'm after some entertainment.
>>5834492
...Pffft--
>Ivan bursts into fits of laughter, wiping tears from his eyes.
Of ALL the things she could have gotten depressed over, she got depressed over her ARMPITS? Sure, I could understand why she would be depressed over the other her flying, but her armpits? She should be worrying about something else!
>>5834506
Farewell, my friend!
>>5834459
>she approaches the transparent wall again and knocks uncomfortably.
...H-Hello!? My...my name is Uriko, bu...but you...proaba-bl...probably! Bleh. Sorry.....KNOW THAT BY NOW! I just wanted to ask, on how your day was n' all.
>>5834511
Are you Izaya, by any chance?
>>5834510
Wow, now that's a really peaceful feast!
>>5834459
Well, I'm just curious is all, I mean you can ask me about the 'Shipmaster' thing right? Only seems fair. Plus, I love talking about things like this.
>>5834463
But I won't be taught probably without a teacher right?
>>5834489
Baki... Are you human? Because you break the statistics of regular ones.
>>5834506
Goodnight Tsunkine!
>>5834511
I got this, bruh.
Man, isn't Stocking cancerous?
>>5834526
>>5834521
Correct, Can I help you with something?
>>5834528
Fukin absolutely cancer.
>>5834527
Good that you asked, since I'm a really humble guy -- yes, yes I have broke world records. If that's what're asking? ...oh but of course, I am human.
>>5834537
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Izaya-Orihara
Here, m8. I don't think you've seen this yet, so have a hearty kek on my behalf.
>>5834534
>>5834488
Blegh. I wouldn't have wasted any of it if you told me how awful it tasted from the start. And stop calling me hungry! I have a name you know.
Oh, I have to go get some bread for my friend. Bye bye!
>>5834492
Because bread isn't filling. It just tastes so plain. I might as well be eating nothing. Eating people who are already dead tastes like nothing too. There's just no point.
>one of the pieces of bread falls to the ground
Hmm, hold still while I go get more bread, okay? Don't go anywhere!
>>5834546
>>5834545
holy shit muh sides
>>5834545
I've seen that one before.
It's what I used to be such an RP master here. Although I took my weapons training without my parents permission because I'm a rebel like that.
>>5834550
...this cuts deep.
>>5834559
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Strong-Independent-Woman
>>5834573
>>5834544
When you die you should donate your body to science, it would be a good thing I believe.
>>5834573
Baki.. Why?..
>>5834578
http://m.wikihow.com/Get-Veiny-Arms
>>5834506
Weirdo.
>>5834513
Yeah, yeah, I don't get it either. Maybe she just has a thing for them or something?
>>5834550
Bread is EXACTLY filling, that's a whole damn point of it!
...Urgh. Later, idiot.
>>5834519
>Ivan cheers on from the sidelines. The narrator once again looks in your direction, confirming that he knows your name. He tells you that, yes, he has had a good day; he's been relaxing, and that's pretty cool. For a visual reference, the narrator puts up a picture of "himself" and not Austria at all; pic related.
>>5834527
...Bah, I do not think I have anything to say about these things. They are all too finicky and all too dramatic; if I were to tell you, the whole room would erupt into some sort of cacophony of insults and curses. I do not wish to talk about it.
>>5834550
But I love vodka more than anything else, my friend! Why would I tell you it tasted terrible if I unironically enjoy it? And you may have a nake, but I don't know what it is!
...Farewell, Hungary. I hope you find some food soon...!
>VODKA~!
>>5834579
M..my whole body? No way.
>>5834573
All's fair in love and war Kaito.
>>5834590
Wowie.
>>5834545
>tfw can't pakour
And I was doing so well.
>>5834592
Seriously, she should not be depressed over something like this. If she is honestly saddened over something like that, then she needs to get a hobby.
...I have an extremely stupid thought. Do you think Peймy has an armpit fetish? It would only make so much sense that she is saddened by something as petty as that if...
>>5834605
Congrats, human!
>>5834618
Congratulations to Baki, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
>>5834594
Alright alright, I won't pursue it any further, I was curious if there was a pattern to who countries would date. It would be a fascinating area of study.
>>5834604
Why not? Do you need it after you die?
But congratulations Baki!
>>5834618
Thank you very much for hosting little Asgore!. I-is that information correct?
>>5834594
>She freezes at the sight of the narrator; basking at his corporeal form. She takes two steps back and looks back towards Ivan, then looking at the narrator with a dumbfounded look on her face.
Is...that really you?
>>5834618
Thanks for hosting!
>>5834545
who the fuck draws these
>>5834618
And here's all the rest of you all!
>>5834621
>>5834624
>>5834628
Thanks, guys! I'm glad I could host for you all for the first time, but for now, I gotta sleep. Stay cool!
>Littletale Asgore
>>5834618
Congratulations
>>5834641
Thanks for hosting
>>5834641
Goodnight then little one, rest well.
>>5834624
Thanks...I don't know Kaito, you plan on doing SOMETHING WITH MY BODY? ...because it sure as hell sounds like it, hell...I guess it's a good time to say this -- 'u admirin'
>>5834641
Thanks buddy.
>>5834618
Congrats, Baki. And thanks for the show.
>>5834615
>She shrugs briefly
Don't really know, don't really care. If that's her deal, it's her deal. It could just be linked to her thinking she has a better body in general.
>>5834641
Later.
>>5834624
Ah? A specific pattern on who countries date? No, we never really date anyone; an unspoken rule when it comes to nations is, "Never interact with any humans". It would totally not be all too... Fun at all.
>>5834627
>The narrator shrugs, saying that he's just the narrator. All he does is narrate things so people know what's going on; there's really nothing to it. Honestly, it could've been something worse instead of him. "Look on the bright side," he says. "I'm not the weirdest thing here at all. There's one for everyone."
>>5834641
Farewell, Лaтвия!
>>5834658
Oh, so THAT'S why she is so depressed. You see, my friend, this is all a common thing when it comes to modern teenagers; they get depressed about their body, so they act all self-depreciative.
...Perhaps she just feels insecure about everything?
>>5834641
Congrats, thanks for hostin.
>>5834656
What? No I meant to science.. Like.. Well I don't know where that is, like a medical school or something maybe? Where they'd study your body and have the data for future generations!
>>5834677
...
>gropes
>>5834675
I mean., as far as she's concerned, she's her, but...better. I dunno, I guess the "new" one looks a bit...fuller or whatever.
...Yeah I'd rather not thing about either Reimu's body in terms of physical appeal.
>>5834675
You're doing illegal things! And I didn't even know about it?! I'm not going to get charged as well right?!
>>5834677
It looks like... You're a little tied up.
>Ba dum tis.
>
>>5834701
>Leaves you be currently not giving a shit.
>>5834712
That was bad.
>>5834675
>She stares directly into his eyes,
Hey! Uhm... ar...are yo...let me ask you a legitimate question here; are you by any chance a god? I'm sorta' lost at words here! ...and I was also wondering, if you had any ice cream?
>>5834681
>He shows him an MRI scan of his brain.
I already got that stuff covered man, I have my own personal doctor! He's the best of the best!
>>5834724
>>5834712
It's all in the delivery
>>5834724
Aww, goddammit, you were supposed to stay silent so I could say, 'It looks like.. You're a little tongue tied!'
>>5834740
Your brain looks kind of angry... I guess that's why they call crazy people 'mad'
>Ba dum tis.
>
>>5834705
...Oh, God, I really did not want to think about that. All I said was that maybe she just feels insecure and unwanted, you did not have to say that the new one looks "fuller". That is a possible reason why she feels so lazy.
>>5834712
Not illegal; rules are meant to be broken, after all. It is a guideline for nations to follow so they don't get depressed about everything, but my boss made me come here to practice making friends. You will not be fined or anything, do not worry.
>>5834728
>The narrator laughs, looking at the script to see what he should say next. "No," he says. "I am not really a god. I just give people an image in their head on what they are doing by saying certain words. I am the narrator, that's all. And no, I don't have ice cream; all I have is, like, tea and all that crap."
>>5834745
Wrap me up senpai~
>>5834751
You really are hitting the bottom with these.
>>5834752
Well, the new one DOES look older physically, she's even taller....
Either way, she doesn't even have her passion to exterminate youkai any more. It's all freaky and unnatural and you can see why I want to...FIX IT!
>>5834740
>I never know whether to laugh or scream when I see new weird shit from Baki.
>>5834751
Look who's talkin - you don't even have a brain to begin with.
>>5834745
I did it right though... Right? Teach me on timing Ms. Rachnera!
>>5834752
Are rules really meant to be broken? I thought they were made to keep order.. You criminal!
>>5834765
For some reason I figured you to be someone who wouldn't mind getting hit (by jokes) on the bottom.
>
>>5834765
I don't feel like it right now
>>5834778
>Manifest a jet-black gauntlet on his right hand.
Lets see who likes it best.
>>5834781
A shame, could really have used it.
>>5834778
AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH!
>>5834768
NGHHHH!
>>5834752
A cup of tea? Oh. Phew I-I...honestly thought I was a goner there for a second, if you were a god...y-you coulda' just written me out of existence or something like that. Say what's your favorite color, I like blue and sometimes...sometimes GREEN AND RED! Like the Christmas colors!
>>5834610
It's alright, you'll be a great izaya even without being able to pakour
>>5834791
*Her
>>5834768
>I worry for how all that weird shit is going to be animated soon.
>>5834776
Y-yes I do.. It's just metallic and stuff.. A-and cool!
>>5834791
I don't like the direction this is going.... Can't a guy tell a couple bad jokes?
>>5834792
... This person is constructed incorrectly.
>>5834768
"Fuller" means "plump" when used in that context, Rika. It doesn't... It's not what I wanted to hear.
Tell her to stop feeling sorry for herself and to get a grip on reality. That is what Alfred is exactly doing right now. That is a different Peймy with different privileges, not the same person at all. If I need to, I'll step in with my faucet in hand to get her back to normal.
>>5834778
But of course. Rules are there for a reason; keeping order is what they are intended for, but breaking them is usually what happens. I am not a criminal; merely a fool that is expecting something different to happen, дa?
>>5834795
>Once again, the narrator laughs. "Just because I do things for Ivan's convenience doesn't mean I'll hurt you, Uriko. I'm not a monster, and neither is Ivan. And, well, blue IS my favourite colour, I'll be honest with you. I've been one for yellow, too, but I like blue much more for some reason."
>>5834819
Mind if I crack that head open of yours? To see for myself? You know...I'm kinda' curious.
>>5834791
I've used too much thread lately...I need to eat
>>5834778
You might want to choose your words carefully around me
>>5834819
It's fine at one, you just kept going.
>>5834831
>Throws a fucking fridge next to you
Enjoy.
>>5834792
Do you mind?
>>5834820
Not that, just...just...like a proper woman, I guess.
And I gave her this big giant speech, too! I even offered to teach her how to fly myself! She's just...GAH!
>>5834834
>opens the fridge doors
>takes everything in one arm load and walks back to her room
>>5834845
>Stealing food from your own ava
Top kek
>>5834820
>Her hearts beating rapidly, her fingers feel loose; she's afraid.
>"To be honest. I'm more of a bluish/blackish kinda guy."
You know! You're start not to sound to bad, Mr. Narrator. It's probably best if I haven't disturbed your slumber time, eh...enj--...enjoy your day.
>>5834820
So, if you murder someone is that the defense you're going to use? Haha. It would be interesting to see how that would pan out.
>>5834829
Please do try not to crack my skull open, that's a no.
>>5834831
Wait? What did I say wrong?
>>5834834
That's because once you start it's hard to stop, at least for me.
>>5834845
>Waves off.
>>5834860
If I can stop mid fuck, you can stop mid joke.
>>5834850
W-What did I do wrong this time? Besides breathing
>>5834835
Cut it out, I don't want to think of her like that!
You told Amelia before that you hated smooth talking, дa? Say it bluntly and don't do a speech; "Get up, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and quit being a lazyass who cannot find the motivation to even do her job properly." Comfort her, tell her the truth, slap her a few times to get her back together, do all of those things.
>>5834854
>The narrator does the finger guns to the other narrator, laughing once more. "In my honest opinion, yellow and blue make quite the nice combination of colours. If you wish to leave, Uriko, I don't blame you; do what you wish to do. Ivan's still waiting there for you, you know."
>>5834860
No, not really, because I am not a monster. And you are saying that like I haven't killed someone before~ Truth be told, I don't really want to think about why I came here...
>>5834868
Nothing at all, I thought it was funny.
>>5834860
Just kiddin' with ya.
Dude I barely showed the extent of what I can do here; seriously man, I've been holding back against a lot of folks here. When they've tried fighting me.
>>5834869
>She waves good-bye with her sleeves beating along the motion.
>She scurries back to Ivan, with an excited look on her face.
>>5834819
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
>>5834835
REEECH! AEEEEEEEE!
>>5834865
You're.. I forgot how scary you were.
>>5834869
Alright then... That doesn't worry me in the slightest.
Hey, do countries have religions?
>>5834877
Can you level a skyscraper in one punch? I would like to get a basis of you not holding back.
>>5834891
What is going on..?
>>5834872
I was bored
>>5834890
>The narrator smiles, going back to reading the script. It's a hard life being the narrator, you know. Ivan has been sitting on the ground since you talked to the narrator, so he perks up as soon as he sees you.
Ah? Ah! Uriko, you're back! Did he say anything to you, my friend? He didn't scare you, did he?
>>5834895
It shouldn't! I AM the largest nation in the world, after all~
Do we have religions? I'd say we do. I'm superstitious while Alfred speaks about God quite often; I think we have religions. Why do you ask, Kaito?
>>5834903
Good, it inspired something nice. The imagery of the food demon popping out to abscond with Rachnera's food is fun, comical. Let yourself be free like that more often.
>>5834895
...I wouldn't go to far, don't get your hopes up! Pretty sure my dad could level a sky-scraper with ease or the great miyamoto musashi.
But...you sure? I'm...not really...comfortable.
>>5834912
I'm not creative man!
>>5834895
Only when I'm pissed, which I currently am.
>>5834895
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5834917
You say that, then you stop caring and fuck around a little and creative things happen! Be a little bananas, don't be afraid of doing whatever the fuck you want to.
I love these chill hours, but I need some sleep
Goodnight guys
>>5834922
I flapped to you the other day
>>5834911
>She jumps up and down all giddy and starts rambling again.
I JUST MET YOUR NARRATOR, WE HAVE SO MANY THINGS IN COMMON~! WELL NOT MANY...BUT ONE OF MANY! WE BOTH LIKE BLUE! HE WAS SO COOOOOOOL! HE HAD TEA! THEN I...THINK MY NARRATOR WAS THERE TOO! IT WAS SOO COOL!
>>5834924
EEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH
>>5834928
Not afraid at all
I just can't think of clever things on the spot, that shot takes time
>>5834931
Good for you, want a pat on the back for your achievement?
>>5834934
EGEHHHHHHH! HRNNNNN!
>>5834869
Neither do I!
I can't slap her, just trying to touch her scares me. I was being blunt...ish. I pointed out all the crap that she's done and now she did it under life-or-death circumstances. I think she's just...just set on it. For now, at the least.
>>5834817
>Wait. There's an ongoing anime?
>>5834891
Uhuh. Yeah. have fun.
>I'd appreciate if my computer didn't freeze like this
>>5834911
Just wondering, I know that most countries have many people practicing different religions, I was only curious as to which of those the country follows.
>>5834914
Ah, it's fine if you refuse, but it was more of a question then a invitation to actually punch a building, haha.
>>5834922
Why are you mad? Something happen? I-it's not me right?
>>5834929
Goodnight, have pleasant dreams.
>>5834943
Yeah
>>5834939
I think you might be stressing it too much is all. Just be impulsive and don't worry about how creative it seems. Maybe something happens, maybe it doesn't, but it doesn't matter
>>5834956
Not you, not saying.
>>5834958
>Pats your back.
>>5834949
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA! It's the grand champion, standing here NEXT to me!
>>5834965
>cooms again
Oh...
>>5834967
>*WHUMP*
REEEEEEEEEE
>>5834933
>Ivan smiles, letting the flood of words come crashing onto him.
I am glad to hear that you like him, Uriko! From what I hear, he's been dying to meet someone another narrator for a long while, but meeting another person lifted his spirits quite a bit! Would you meet him again if you could?
>>5834949
Then shut up about it, will you?!
Do it if you want her to come back to reality sooner; I'll even do it with my pipe if you want me to. Be brutally honest, tell her the truth; shock her so much that she comes back to life. Legitimately, I shouldn't be the one telling you this if you're smart enough to do it all by yourself.
>>5834956
The main religion, most likely. Alfred and Arthur probably follow Christianity, as do I. I am not one to actually think about these things. Questions like these are never usually dwelled upon at all, so I apologise if I sound unsure on these things.
>>5834934
GRARAAAAAAAAEEEEEGAAAAAAH!
>>5834949
>Ova of the second series, tech...technically.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I912fWzlt-w
>>5834956
Well I can scrap asphalt like gelatin and project mental images from my head... and survive a 170-ft story jump.
>>5834974
Clean that mess up you pig. Know what? Use your tongue to clean up what you can reach with it.
>Sleepy but still cute boat noises
>>5834998
Hi midway
>Pets the boat
>>5834965
Alright, but I hope you feel better in a bit.
>>5834981
No it's fine, I know these are strange questions, but they were bound to be asked at some point.
>>5834986
Jeez.. are you sure you're human? Maybe some kind of next step for humanity maybe? Haha, just kidding.
>>5834981
O...OKAY! WANT ME TO... FINE I'LL JUST GO ALONG WITH IT!
>She taps the transparent glass again!
HELLO? MR. NARRATOR? IVAN...WELL YOU TOLD ME IF HE...I MEAN YOU COULD TALK TO MY NARRATOR!? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
>>5835005
>stares at the anon angrily
>>5835011
>Stops petting
Sorry.
>>5834998
Hello Hoppou~
>>5835007
Hm... Not happening.
>>5835005
Um thank you for the pat but I'm Northern Princess!
>>5835011
MIDWAY!
>Pounces and hugs
>>5835018
Hi Maria!~
>Hugs
>>5835007
I'm human. I guess it's the Hanma blood running and training.
My house has been literally been >"shitposted".
for ages man, you're more then welcome to come any time you'd like.
>>5835007
They were, but I cannot be prepared enough to actually answer them confidently. I wish I had the answers to them so I can say it confident, but it just couldn't come to me that easily...
>>5835009
>The narrator looks at Uriko again, looking a bit shocked that he was called for again. "Well," he says. "I'd be happy to meet him again if he so wished to. Honestly, I'm happy enough to speak with you; it's a parallel to Amelia and the other narrator, wouldn't you agree?"
>>5835020
Oops. My bad
>>5835020
>Returns the hug to the little abyssal
How are you little sweetie?
>>5835016
>writes on a small piece of paper and points to >>5834998
>"That is Northern. I am Midway."
hi!
>pets everyone in this thread
I'm cute!
>>5834877
woah
Baki actually looks normal here
>Cute shit rp noises
>>5835023
>Gilgamesh plops outta' no where, ripping a whole in space and time of the digital world. My spiritual essence posses Uriko's body.
...
Alas' WITNESS THE ALM...I don't get paid much for this why bother.
>Gilgamesh returns to the void.
>"Hello? Oh hey! Morning neighbor!" - I wave to you.
>>5835018
You want to stay angry? That sounds counter productive.
>>5835021
I could probably clean off the graffiti if you wanted.
But I suppose people are afraid of those stronger than them, truly for all of humanities achievements there are just as many things negative about them..
>>5835023
Don't worry, there are definitely questions about myself I couldn't answer, I think everyone has questions like that.
>>5834967
>>5834976
...Alright, how about you both leave.
>>5834981
Fine!
Brute force isn't going to work, dammit. And how CAN I? Nothing's ever phased her like that!
>>5834986
>Only technically?
>>5835020
>picks up the tiny vessel and inspects her thoroughly before giving her a slight pat on the head and sends her on her way
>>5835056
No I don't want to stay mad, but I take ages to calm down.
>>5835058
I MUST simply follow you grand champion!
>>5835029
It's ok! It was just a humble mistake
>>5835031
Somewhat sleepy but can't seem to fall asleep
>>5835067
Love you too sister!~
>>5835073
You know what I hear helps with that? An ice cube to the forehead... If I remember right.
>>5835054
>The narrator just laughs, wondering where it said THAT was going to happen in the script. "Good evening, Other Narrator. I gotta admit, I was jealous of Amelia for getting to speak with you first - nah, actually, Ivan spoke with Aussa's narrator first, but that ain't important. How's it been, fellow narrator?"
>>5835056
After all, some people have a side that we simply don't know of. I don't have a lot of questions to the answers they ask me, but I can sure try, дa? I just wish I was a bit prepared for them, that's all...
>>5835058
Thank you!
Brute force may not work, but threats and intimidation gets the job done finely. It will, it can, and it probably should. And it's simple - tell her the truth. Sometimes, the unexpected things simply shock you back into reality, дa? It could work on her.
If not? My pipe will work.
>VODKA~!