RWBY/RT Trash General #295: Boop Edition
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I want to cum in Yang's hair
This bug is destined for greatness!
>>5820098
Being sold into slavery is good?
>>5820114
>Implying
>>5820167
>Implying you wouldn't buy her
>>5820114
In a few years, Emerald shall be the one owning slaves!
>>5820205
[Cleopatra noises intensify]
Emerald is for ______.
>>5820337
Obeying and not thinking
>>5820337
raping!
>>5820337
Paying to kill Neptune.
>>5820337
Scapegoating
>>5820337
>>5820337
Cinder!
>>5820114
I would sell my house and car to buy Emerald
Then sleep on her thighs and uh ride her to work
>>5820424
>Sell your house to buy a homeless person
>Now you can be homeless together
emerald pussy probably smells like frito chips
>>5820337
throwing in the trash because she's a dirty thief
>>5820469
>Implying she doesn't already live in a trashcan
>>5820478
That's Blake.
gay black villain
>>5820507
So since Jaune can buff people, I wonder if the people he buffs feel anything when he does it.
>>5820486
They're roommates. Blake eats all the smelly fish, Em eats all the roaches.
>>5820568
they fuckin cum in their panties
>>5820568
Probably a lingering aura of failure.
>>5820588
So does Jaune cum every time he buffs himself? Does he feel everyone he buffs orgasms as well?
>>5820568
>>5820588
>Jaune will never buff your dick
If there are 4 Jaunes in a game, can they buff each other in a big circle jerk?
>>5820621
I have been thinking the same thing, but how will Pyrrha react receiving buffs from three Jaunes?
>>5820568
Is this confirmed?
>>5820636
She'll get a debuff because she's too shy to go anywhere near them
>>5820667
In Grimm Eclipse, Jaune can buff people and himself. However I am sure only the team RWBY playthough is canon.
>>5820618
He gets an uncomfortable erection but he can never cum; that would wreck his chakra deplete his T and expose his essence to succubi and semen thieves
>>5820672
What you talking about anon? Pyrrha is close to Jaune a lot, its the "I wanna tell Jaune I love him" thing that Pyrrha sucks at
Hay, does anyone ITT have the screencap where Jaune's sembalance turns out to be sexually buffing people?
Ends in rough Arkos sex.
>>5820730
Hope you find it. Arkos is worth it.
>>5820730
>>5820886
When did shit taste move back into these threads?
>>5821016
what are you talking about, Arkos has always dominated /rwbyg/
which is sad as everyone knows White Knight is where its at.
Does Neo like stuff?
>>5821345
She likes to spend time with her two lovely kids.
>>5821345
ice cream
murder
Roman
Alright, finished the JPDE demo.
I really enjoyed it.
>>5821599
Want to expand on that?
>>5821599
You what?
>>5820730
I'm still fucking look for it
I know I had it in my file- this is so frustrating
>>5821757
You can do it anon, have this in the meantime
>>5821690
>>5821751
Basically I played that visual novel linked a while back where you're an OC in a team of OCs + Penny.
>Every character is totally adorable!
>Evelyn, one of your teammates, is so cute! Her eccentric attitude definitely gives you the image of the Mad Hatter and March Hare having a child.
>There's a lot of intriguing plot going on. I first chalked it up as some Isekai VN, but then I noticed there's a bit of a plot going on with the protagonist's memory issues.
TL;DR, I liked this visual novel someone made.
>>5820294
Did you... color her face? Why...?
>>5821808
GOT IT
I FUCKING GOT IT
>>5821857
Why use Jaune when it's clearly supposed to be the guy writing it?
>>5821820
What the fuck is the context for this? And why is it in a RWBY thread? Do Elephant faunus get killed for their ivory?
>>5821921
Off topic shitposting anon
It happens. This is the /trash/ after all, just ignore it
>>5821940
I want to bone the demon
>>5821196
>Arkos has always dominated /rwbyg/
Literally not until the V3 finale, when they all came out of the woodwork
>there will never be a good rwby game
>>5822058
They'll die out in like a week when the biggest thing happening won't be 'Pyrrha's death' but 'OH GOSH THAT EPISODE WAS X'
>>5822067
All they would have to do is make Grimm Eclipse mod friendly and the community would do all the work.
>>5822080
grimm eclipse is beyond salvaging, it would be easier to just start from scratch.
>>5822067
Hey, hey, hey.
JNPR is alright in Grimm Eclipse, unlike RWBY they don't all feel like the same character. Needs more missions, though, and someone should completely rewrite the Merlot storyline (as Grimm willingly giving themselves over to experimentation that makes them stronger is quite interesting, in concept).
>>5822120
What the fuck is so bad about that game anyway?
>>5822120
nice opinion
>>5822138
RWBYg is full of people that shit on RWBY so they can tell themselves they could do better if they tried.
The game isn't an all time great but isn't the piece of shit everyone wants to paint it as.
>>5822135
>JNPR is alright in Grimm Eclipse
Only because the community told then what to do, but they're still held back by the shitty core.
>>5822138
Combat is shallow as fuck. Enemies are shit. Levels are shit. MOBA style upgrade system for no fucking reason.
>>5822177
There's so much wrong with the game, anyone who tries to fix it would be better off just starting new.
>Watching the latest Sponsor Vlog
>The amount of corporate stuff that people like Miles and Chris have to do
Not surprised Gavin jumped off of his "Head of Broadcast" or whatever he was, he really doesn't strike as a guy with the patience for it.
Also Bruce being boss of Funhaus was finally 100% confirmed.
>>5822055
Me too
>>5822190
>isn't the piece of shit everyone wants to paint it as.
Yes it is. I keep playing it because I'm a huge rwby fag but I know it's garbage. If I'd paid $25 for it I'd be mad.
>>5822190
yea thats what i hate retards shit on the show for no reason idiots already tried to shit on the Character Short
>>5822245
>already tried to shit on the Character Short
To be fair, the choreography was pretty shit. It just made me go back and watch the red trailer. So much better.
>>5822221
>>5822221
>Salem wasnt happy with Cinder's progress in infiltrating Beacon so she decided to pose as a student as well
>Everyone just thinks that she is part of the Grimm fashion culture due to her looks
>Has no idea how modern human society works
>Bumps into Jaune and she decides to let him show her around
>>5822221
>>5821940
>Salem infiltrator Beacon
>"Guys, I swear! I'm totally 17!"
>>5822245
>shit on the show for no reason
There's plenty of reasons but whatever that's not the topic of this so I won't delve too much.
Either way, I get mad at the faults of the show because I know there's a great show in there at times, but they struggle to nail down consistent quality.
>>5822270
>>5822274
>Ozpin easily sees through it
>still lets her attend cause its funny
>>5822302
What's in the mug, Ozpin? Is that gin? Why would you be drinking straight gin?
>>5822217
Gavin was Creative Director, which is a very corporate position. However, even after he quit doing it, he still seems to spend an inordinate amount of time flying across the country instead of being at AH
>>5822302
>"Ozpin?"
>"Yes Glynda?"
>"You do know who that is following Mr.Arc right?"
>"Yep" and then he sips some of his coffee
>"Shouldn't we stop her?"
>"Nope, lets see how this plays out"
>>5822274
Allways.
>>5822265
>>5822332
SMG stuff takes him to LA all the time to sort out deals/commercials.
Tons of BTS stuff happens that we don't know. Jeremy mentioned in the Pre-Extra Life Stream that he's spent the week making a commercial for GameStop.
>>5822338
I like where this is going.
What if May kidnapped Yang and tied her up so she could sexually experiment?
>>5822321
Cant blame the guy, he's got one stressful job.
Can you imagine how many issues alone come up from taking a team of young adults, facing a dangerous career path where death is near certain, and putting them in a small dorm room for 4 years together, sometimes co-ed teams? the amount of pregnancy scares alone end up costing the school thousands in birth control.
>>5822360
Are you implying the V4 Character Short has better fight choreography than the Red Trailer?
Because that's literally a wrong opinion.
>>5822338
Can there be a branch off path where Jaune and Salem fall in love? So that Pyrrha can become the Fall Maiden and become even more lonely because everyone thinks they're not worthy of her?
>>5822190
Eh... I'm not one of the guys who's vocal about bashing RWBY or Grimm Eclipse, but I think they're more or less correct about Grimm Eclipse. It's pretty underwhelming.
Maybe it's more fun if you play through with some likeminded fans, but even then...
>>5822420
i dont think it has better choreography but if you think it looks like you then you have a shit opinion
>>5822418
I would burst into the room, laugh at May for failing to hide her homosexuality, and then leave.
>>5822456
>but if you think it looks like you then you have a shit opinion
wat
>>5822452
>Maybe it's more fun if you play through with some likeminded fans
It is more fun when you can all have a giggle about ren making a pun but that doesn't make the game itself not shit.
>>5822456
Oh go away saltanon, you're only funny when you're raging over Merc
>>5822360
>Choreography of one trailer looks better than the choreography of another
>MUST BE BAIT
Don't act dumb.
Really, Red is great or better. Even if the new one was just "okay" or "good," anon's statement would still be perfectly valid.
>>5822480
if you think it looks like shit you have a shit opinion
>>5822418
Who?
>>5822380
>"And here you see if you press this button on the scroll you can see your current location or even plan a route to somewhere!"
>"That does indeed sound very useful, now how do I acquire one of these scrolls?"
>"Oh its easy but you need some cash, it isn't free"
>"Nothing is young one" Salem says in a somber tone
>"Arnt you the same age as me?"
>"Uh, Uh, it was just a saying"
>>5822509
the character short looks like shit. the fight was, at least.
>>5822525
you look like shit
>>5822509
Choreography was meh/forgettable, and when that was seemingly the main focus of the short (as well as showcase the switch to Maya), it fell short.
I accepted that Montys death would lead to a decrease in fight quality but the story quality going up.
>>5822535
Why must you hurt me in this way Rubes?
>people thinking we're shitting on the game unjustly
Let me give you a window into the minds of the devs
DUDE
WHAT IF WE MADE LIGHT ATTACKS WORTHLESS? LIKE, WHAT IF A SINGLE HEAVY FINISHER WAS WORTH MORE DAMAGE THAN THE ENTIRE LIGHT ATTACK COMBO CHAIN?
OH, AND WHAT IF WE ADD A BAM HAM STYLE COUNTER SYSTEM THAT DOESN'T WORK IN COOP SINCE YOU CAN ONLY COUNTER ENEMIES THAT ARE FOCUSED ON YOU. SO YOU CAN GET HIT WITH NO WAY TO COUNTER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET THE PROMPT SINCE THE ENEMY IS ATTACKING THE GUY NEXT TO YOU.
>>5822642
I have noticed in my two hours playtime that generally it's pretty fucking broken
>>5822680
It's broken until you get to the point where androids start replacing fodder. Those fuckers are annoying as shit and not in a good way.
RWBY vs Qrow, who wins?
>>5822749
>qrow fucks them
>literally
>>5822749
We need to see Qrow go all out first
>>5822419
Especially when irondong visited glynda
>>5822749
Qrow likely knows everything about Yang and Rubys fight styles so I can imagine he'd have those two under control. Weiss and Blake might be harder simply due to the numbers game when combined with Ruby and Yang, but Weiss is pretty much a Winter-lite and he toyed with her so maybe it shouldn't be too hard to take her as well.
Blake is the only question mark so he'd probably need to take focus on her the most.
>>5822731
Androids have broken hitboxes, at least the melee ones do, not that the ranged ones are any better.
>>5822642
Why did they think the game was ready to be shipped?
Why not wait and iron out all the bugs and give a solid game that is worth the money
I got it when it was in early access and have not played it....
Seeing how the devs act does not drive me to play it either
>>5822749
>veteran huntsman vs four first year hunters-in-training.
What do you think?
>>5822929
Because they knew people would buy it.
>>5822958
>One person against four with superpowers
What do you think?
>>5823018
>he will able to toy with Winter even when he was drunk
>>5823048
I mean "was able"
>>5823048
That doesn't change the fact that he's just a one man. Two hands and one weapon versus eight and six.
>>5820692
Same. They way they word it "we felt Jaune needed a support ability as team leader" sounds like they had to come up with something.
>>5822549
There was actually some really nice choreography if you slow it down and focus on watching Ruby. A lot of it is ruined by weird camera placement/usage and awkward handling of Crescent Rose.
This is also not something that's changed with Monty's death. If you go back and watch a lot of the fight scenes in early volumes (or even the Red trailer for instance), you'll notice that the reason combat looks "better" is because a lot of the time Monty just throws actual choreography out of the window. His fights have a lot of quick-slow-quick-slow-quick-slow, in which during the slow parts (frequently slow motion or otherwise exaggerated) everything makes sense and is clean, and then during the quick parts, physics goes out the window and he basically covered up nonsense motion using flashy effects and wild bluring/stretching, with hands frequently not even on weapons.
Pic related, the left are the slow moments and the right are quick moments.
The last two are an example of a moment where Crescent Rose just completely jumps from one position to an entirely new position angle and direction of movement.
A lot of the early fights were less about good choreography and more about using animating tricks to trick the viewer into believing shit that doesn't hold up to closer observation. Which isn't to say the V3/V4 stuff doesn't have choreography/weight/timing/movement issues, just that part of the reason for that is that in a lot of cases, they are trying to animate actually possible stuff instead of relying on flashy blurred spinning moves.
can someone post cute pictures of penny for me please
>>5822929
>Why did they think the game was ready to be shipped?
Because they don't give a shit. Maybe jordan does since he was the one who started it but the rest, it's just a job. They always mention how they can't do this or that because they're a small team. To that I think, why not hire a few more people then? I think it's because they don't care about the quality of the game, just the money it can make.
>>5823160
>>5823160
>>5823018
>One person
also with superpowers
four years of training
enough combat experience to be part of Ozpins inner circle
>against four with superpowers
with less than a year of training
with a battle behind them
>>5823072
>just a one man
And the girls can handle dozens of mooks alone. I'm pretty sure to a fully trained huntsman it would be the same with first years
>>5823211
*a few battle
>>5823160
>>5823150
>more about using animating tricks to trick the viewer into believing shit that doesn't hold up to closer observation.
I'm more than happy to be tricked, and I have no reason to look that closely.
>>5823150
tl;dr
monty knew how to make a fight sequence look good. The person behind the character short didn't.
>>5823211
We don't know. We don't even know his Semblance with absolute certainty and even less about what it's actually capable of.
M&K could easily write that confrontation out any way. Make him curbstomp them, have it even or have them overpower him.
I don't want to argue which one of these is the most likely since we don't know shit, and even if we did the usual power level fluctuation in RWBY would make most conclusions meaningless anyway.
I just want to point out that it's nowhere near as cut-and-dry as "lol he'd win ur stupid" implies.
>>5823242
How have I not seen this before
>>5823007
>>5823184
I would say a combination of both
Most normie RT fans don't give a shit about the quality and RT capitalizes on it raking in the cash.
>>5823160
Here you go mate
>>5823262
>The person behind the character short didn't.
But he didn't say that
>>5823244
It's supposed to look good.
Why would it matter if it's "trickery?" I couldn't give a flying fuck if he used blood virgins to fingerpaint each individual frame, if it looks good it looks good. Pausing the animation to bitch about freeze frames is the same as turning a painting around and complaining that the back of the canvas is plain.
>>5823290
Either way, it's true.
Just rewatched some Volume 3 fights. Mercury is still the best animated by far, it's amazing how he became possibly my favorite character from being a nobody in Volume 2.
Anyone got any qrow x winter smut
>>5823330
Fuck off self insert fag.
>>5823309
>Pausing the animation to bitch about freeze frames is the same as turning a painting around and complaining that the back of the canvas is plain.
That's exactly what I was saying, why are you getting angry at me?
>>5823322
MERC'D
>>5823342
Do you say that to anyone you disagree with?
>>5823160
>>5823358
Qrow was literally Monty's self insert.
>>5823358
>Do you say that to anyone you disagree with?
You do realize Qrow was designed with the explicit purpose of being a self insert right?
>>5821857
I had fun writing that. :D
>>5821908
Because I like Arkos pretty much.
>>5823347
I'm another anon, I'm just ranting alongside you.
>>5823453
>Because I like Arkos pretty much.
Except that's not Arkos.
It's Anon with Jaune's name slapped on top.
>>5823342
>fuck you for liking something
I don't even identify with a drunk. I would just like to see some smut.
>>5823322
Funny, I thought that that fight was a weak one when first watching.
On second watchthrough it's not as bad, but I still think that the camera work is wonky and detracts from the fight overall.
>>5823453
Grimm Pyrrha and Grimm Jaune have sex in Cinders bed when she isnt around!
>>5823322
>it's amazing how he became possibly my favorite character from being a nobody in Volume 2.
The exact same happened to me
>>5823471
Which one? He's in about 4.
How would he fare in Remnant?
>>5823500
ME v CY.
>>5823463
Nah I wrote it with Jaune and Pyrrha in mind. I've pretty much shipped the two of them together since I started watching the show if my commissions haven't given ya the hint.
>>5823160
>>5823490
God I hate webms of the RWBY fight scenes.
When it goes on loop so quickly the flaws become apparent very fast.
>>5823510
Interesting, that was the first fight in the volume that I actually thought was good
>>5823514
It's pretty blantantly a You are Anon story.
I mean just the fact that this "Jaune" is interested in Pyrrha is proof enough.
>>5823548
Yatsu's and Coco's entire bodies clip through each other.
>>5823514
>Nah I wrote it with Jaune and Pyrrha in mind.
>Jaune acts nothing like himself
>Is interested in Pyrrha
Yeah right.
>>5823486
They leave such a mess!
>>5823548
RWBY v ABRN was meh at best, JNPR v BRNZ was disjointed and SSSN v NDGO was... special.
>>5823572
Pretty much. Once I read juane was looking for pyrrah to bang I though, yeah ok. this is an anon self insert thing.
>>5823453
You wrote that?
Nice man, was a good read
>>5823605
I thought Ruby vs. Neo and Roman was pretty decent
>>5823605
I actually enjoy the SSSN match. It's a shame they had one fight, and even the planned one against NP would've been a joke fight.
>>5823573
>Cinder has just come back from a long mission of spreading chaos
>Opens her bedroom door and sees Jaune and Pyrrha going at it on her expensive sheets
>>5823548
>Yats and Coco basically go through each other
>Weight and size mean nothing
Superpower bullshit might explain how Mercury could do that but size alone makes it fucking retarded that all he did was jerk his hands side to side.
>>5823263
You are right, M&K can't into power levels. Which is why I wasn't talking about actual fights to compare them, but their supposed experience.
But if it's not about plot covinience or M&K's whims, then I think he can beat them easily.
>>5823617
Thank you kindly. I haven't written much lately, but I did have fun with it at least.
DAK
DAK
DAK
16.10.16
>>5823549
Alright the "Jaune was oblivious"/"Jaune-insert" is starting to get old, goys.
There was freaking handholding and head-resting. That sort of fucketry pushes the romance far ahead.
>>5823634
Oh yeah, one of my favorites. But it didn't happen until later on, so CY v ME being the best one at that point wasn't much of an accoplishment.
>>5823648
Really? It was a trainwreck to me. Sage got literally BTFO in the first ten seconds, Scarlet was put on the bus on the back of a genital joke and Neptune's antics were cringeworthy at best.
The description we got of the doubles round seemed even more terrible.
>all this arguing
Get back to posting LEWD
what if ruby told you that after she defeated the antagonist of rwby(not in those exact words) she was going to kill herself
>>5823718
>Nigger dick
Nah
>>5823705
It was a joke fight, so I just took it as such. Sun and Scarlet had some good moments, though I do wish Sage hadn't been gypped.
>>5823605
The entire episode 2 of volume 3 was a waste of time. The only good things were introducing Qrow and revealing Nora's Semblance.(through some fucking bad and stupid exposition).
>>5823656
Grimm Spunk never comes out...
EVER.
>>5823760
>Port literally announces Nora's sembalance
>to her enemy
>whilst in the middle of battle
>and her enemies definitely heard it because they react
Christ alive CRWBY get it together
>>5823244
>>5823309
I wasn't saying Monty's animation shouldn't be enjoyed. I was simply pointing out that Monty's well lauded "choreography" isn't actually any significant talent or understanding of how fight choreography works. It was him having more than a decade of experience animating fight scenes and knowing tricks to make things look like they were working and put together when they really aren't.
A major difference between V3/4 and V1/2 is that those tricks aren't being employed, and the animators are taking a more realistic approach to handling fight scenes. It's honestly a more reliable long term strategy, because with improvement it will yield actual good choreography and not a bunch of blurs and flashes.
>>5823718
>people are discussing the show
NO, POST DICKS INSTEAD
>>5823692
>Alright the "Jaune was oblivious"/"Jaune-insert" is starting to get old, goys.
It is but that story is one of cases where it's actually the case.
Most of the things people scream "Jaune is a self insert" are if anything anons expressing their lust for Jaune or just using him as way to get a joke going like Pyrrha suffering or Ruby treating Pyrrha horribly.
In that greentext you have Jaune being the focus and getting with Pyrrha, a bunch of other girls while acting nothing like himself and expressing the things the person writing him thinks and wants.
Look at it. It's a You Are Anon story with Jaune's name slapped on. Actually switch anon for Jaune nothing changes or has to be changed.
>>5823769
>Cinder is too tired to deal with this shit
>Kicks Jaune and Pyrrha out of her room and just burns the sheets to ashes and goes to get another set
>Opens up her sheet drawer
>Sexual juices on ALL of her sheets
Who would RWBY main in Smash Melee?
>>5823668
It would make sense if Merc dragged Coco under Yatsu's arm because he's tall enough for that.
But they even fucked that up since the arm holding Coco is over the one holding Yatsu
>>5823692
>Alright the "Jaune was oblivious"/"Jaune-insert" is starting to get old, goys.
Why not just use anon instead of pretending you ship Arkos.
>All these people bitching about Jaune-is-Anon stories
>Why not Jaune x Anon?
>>5823692
>Jaune was oblivious
He didn't care.
He didn't secretly harbor romantic feelings for Pyrrha and just didn't notice she felt the same way.
He wanted to fuck Weiss.
>yfw anti-Semitism was invented by rich kikes so that everyone hates the poor and middle class Jews so that everyone leaves them(the rich ones) alone
This is some high tier redpill right here
>>5823818
Ruby - Kirby
Weiss - Peach
Blake - Sheik
Yang - Captain Falcon
Couldn't really think of a good fit for Ruby
>>5823862
Holy shit that fucking faggot.
I've never seen someone consistently manage to be sub SAO tier so consistently.
>>5823897
>sub SAO tier
Is such a thing REALLY possible?
Excluding Chris-Chan
>>5823897
>>5823913
Trust me. It's possible.
>>5823854
>Cinder is horrified and even more so when some of it drips onto her head
>Rage builds up until, she unleashes some of her maiden powers and burns everything in the room to ash
>Third time this week
>>5823782
Even worse. Pretty much the whole world now knows about her Semblance. All her future tournament opponents would know not to use lightning Dust, electric weapons, etc.
Imagine if the same happened to Pyrrha and her Semblance.
>>5823914
>A-anon
>That last post
>The entire screen cap really
Holy shit we're the Naruto fandom.
>>5823965
Marth didn't even cross my mind. That fits way better.
>>5824020
Probably 99.
>>5823899
JL needs to draw more Cinder abuse.
>>5823923
I only read 5-6 sentece of each post, but it made me cringe really hard
>>5823923
Why would you save that?
>>5824058
Why does Penny dress like a slut?
>>5823923
This is cringy.
I'm actually having a bit of a physical reaction trying to read through this.
It's worse than what I felt reading RPO and multitudes worse than trying to get through SAO.
It hurts to read.
People encouraged this guy to keep going?
>>5824108
>People encouraged this guy to keep going?
Yeah.
>>5823923
>Literal first sentence
>Second verb contradicts the tense of the first
>4 lines later
>"You said as you drift off to sleep"
>said
>as you drift
CHOOSE A TENSE
>>5824108
You are criticizing the community which enabled Octavian for having someone write bad fanfics?
>>5824323
That gets criticized as well.
The cringy manchild that "wrote" those things is just the subject of mocking right now.
Asuka or Rei
>>5824464
Who?
>>5824464
I just watched the series for the first time recently. I honestly don't get how people like either of them.
>>5824565
Dude NGE waifu fags have been fighting over this shit for TWENTY FUCKING YEARS
I don't get it either
>>5824464
Mari, obviously.
i think i'm ready to die
BEST
BOY
>>5824788
Its a stupid fucking argument, when everyone knows Misato is best girl.
>>5825024
Wrong again anon!
>>5825024
As of Romans death, I am inclined to agree. At least after Mercury perhaps
>>5825073
If that's this girl, then yes.
>>5823881
So no qrow x winter smut
I want Velvet x Cardin to be canon.
>>5825144
That's Mari Illustrious Nakinami.
What if your waifu said "PREPARE FOR THE END TIMES RAGNAROK IS UPON US KRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEG"?
>>5824898
Is there a translation that makes her more bearable? Because I could not stand that soz shit.
>>5825229
clamp my mandibles down on the human's neck and inject her with my horrible venom, she will surely not survive the night
>>5825234
I have no idea. I was just baiting by saying best girl is the one the entire fanbase hates.
What if Blake started yelling about "BIG HUMAN COCK"
>>5825317
Its probably what she gets when she goes into heat.
>>5825301
Had no idea. I haven't seen or read anything NGE fan-related since I watched the series.
Salty Potatoes
>>5825317
drag her under the murky water with my mighty jaws until she stops breathing and then lazily feast on her for several days with my young
>>5825317
>>5825358
I love you Animal shitposter
Do you hate niggers?
>>5825629
Those fucking shoes
Load a nigger shit if you ask mr
anyone ever seen this show called rwby do you like it
>>5825741
You know, it's embarrassing to say, but yeah, I do like it. I know it has myriad flaws, mediocre voice acting, and bad animation, but I like it anyway.
>>5821857
Found this more amusing than I probably should have.
May have to rewatch shit now to refresh my shit memory.
>>5825666
Fuck you satan
I'd lovingly stick my USB into Penny even if it pulps it
>>5825818
Nothing really wrong with having something to watch where you can just sort of switch off your brain for a bit.
EXACTLY ONE WEEK TO GO.
Is this a good song rwbyg?
https://soundcloud.com/james-jadus/rwby-grimm-eclipse-lusus-naturae
>>5822515
Yang Xiao Long, Ruby's sister
>>5826012
oh from rwby?
>>5826026
the fuck is a rwby
Why didn't they ever make more teachers for the school?
>>5826046
it's pronounced like "ruby" as in the mystical stone
Nigger Nigger Nigger
Nigger
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
Nigger
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
>>5826109
I'm 100% nigger.
>>5823508
He'd win
Eventually
>>5825986
It's superb. It also gives us some good insight into Merlot and even the grimm.
Yet another winner from Jeff.
>>5826082
Laziness? The fact that most of the school staff they've shown so far barely do anything as it is? I dunno.
What if you were in the car and your waifu did this
>>5825164
I think one of us wrote a little greentext about it few threads ago but never capped it
>>5826229
I forgot the video
https://youtu.be/iiuesTpIPVQ[embed]
>>5826229
Did what? Posted on RWBYg?
I would be happy, I guess. It might be nice being able to share this aspect of myself with her.
>>5823782
>Nolan continues to zap her right up until after the explanation is done
Honestly, if any future opponents are as bad as him, knowing he Semblance isn't going to be a problem for Nora at all.
>>5825986
Certainly by the standard of RWBY songs I enjoyed it.
I'm not really that into music so I never put too much stock in my taste
>>5826229
gore her with my extravagant horns and wear her carcass as a trohpy
>>5826082
No reason really. They had exactly as much as they needed
What if Hitler hugged your waifu
>>5826082
we will never know what Professor Peach teaches.
>>5825986
It's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
But it's in its own genre, I think it's similar to the opening of V3, which wasn't that good.
>>5826090
>mystical
Fairly certain Rubys exist.
>>5826644
WHAT
>>5826668
are a le retard xD?
>>5826644
I wish Ruby's existed
>>5826090
You mean the gem of immortality by the magician Mondain
What if they try to add too many new characters?
>>5826768
I really hope some of the Background characters from the tournament died in the battle of ruby's asshole
>>5826768
We will waifu the female ones anyway. Just look at what happened with Ciel and May.
>>5826768
The waifu wars will begin
>>5825986
The vocals sound bad to me.
Otherwise it's okay, but since most of the song is vocals...
>>5826742
Then it'd be like that nippon JSDF circle jerk show GATE.
The whole world's going to go nuts that there's a girl who can travel through dimensions AND is a cute girl
>>5826644
>Delusional waifufags
>>5826789
Did people waifu either of them? Ciel is a literally who and May is for gay jokes. It seems like Arslan was the only one who actually got genuine affection outside of memes and jokes
>>5826789
May was there fault for naming her after a fucking dictator by accident
>>5826229
Hope she is a good ranter as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR5q0ajW8Ko
>>5826788
>May was the only survivor of team BRNZ as turns out a cattle prod, tiny claws, and sawblades are shit against Grimm
>Arslan sadly died, having to carry her team once again to safety, the other three now drowning their sorrows in booze and depression
>NDGO figured this lifestyle was too dangerous, retired to create the most popular brothel in Mistral to keep morale up against the Grimm
>>5826913
Arslan survived though we saw her get on the ship, Prodman is dead though
>>5826761
yeah, that's the one
>>5826849
Waifu was probably the wrong word, but those characters were remembered and gained fans.
I haven't seen anyone claim to be a Volume3GirlFag around here.
Like, they would glady lewd Arslan or Winter for example, but they aren't peoples best girl.
Any V3GirlFags around?
>>5826913
I don't think there's a rule that says you have to use your standard equipment set for the tournament.
So team BRNZ could have an entirely different loadout for Grimm combat.
>>5826966
I don't remember subscribing to this blog
>>5826932
Nah, it was sawblades who got carried off by a Nevermore, but I imagine Prodman tried to prod an Ursa and paid the price for it.
>>5826795
What's that a gif of?
>>5826989
do you think they died virgins
>>5826976
Perhaps Salemfags, but I'm not even sure they exist
What was Sin3's tumblr again?
>>5826849
At least one of the namefags waifus Ciel.
May is just precious in general.
>>5827000
With May 'Let me suck your dick to prove I'm straight' Zedong on their team? Not a chance.
>>5827000
No doubt
For some reason May's advice in "What girls like in a guy" never worked out for them.
>>5826976
I have May as a background Waifu
That little cheeki breeki sniper tickles my /k/ spot
>>5827010
I'm sure there's some. She's a sexy pale demon lady voiced by Cortana, what's not to love.
>>5826788
>>5827088
She supposedly has a boob window but there's no official art of it yet
*Slavic noises*
>>5827111
>boob window to pale red veiny demon tits
I like it.
>>5825986
It's fucking trash. Jeff can't sing and neither can his butterface daughter.
Their lyrics: Wack!
Their beats: Wack!
Their Compositions: Wack!
The way they sing where it sounds like they're deepthroating the mic: Wack!
The only way for me to accurately to describe their music is AMV-core because that's exactly what it fucking sounds like. Music made specifically to be put in Anime Music Videos.
>>5826795
Rip in peace Davenport
>>5826908
I just noticed something
I don't think I've ever seen an image of Hitler were he is not wearing a jacket or coat and without a tie
Excluding his time in the Army of course
>>5827124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je9-3CjXWOI
>>5827282
>>5826976
I saw Winter and I'm interested
Anyone have the situation room?
Weiss listens to rap music when no one is around. She has a panic button on her scroll that switches to classical when she hears someone coming.
Ruby almost caught her dabbing one day.
>>5826976
Arslan really needs more art. She's by far the best girl to come out of volume 3.
>>5827706
What are some lewd things you'd like to do with Arslan RWBYg?
>>5827706
True. although like 90% of RWBY art is dedicated to either team rwby, jnpr or stqr
>>5827776
Take a wild guess.
>>5827591
We need more beowolf x winter art.
>>5827776
I want to watch Netflix with her.
>>5827776
The more art I see of Arslan, the more I want to see her again, let her talk and play a bigger role.
>>5827802
>>5827802
Time to be evil and change Pyrrha's emblem to Oum's signature.
>>5827776
I'm torn, I really do like her and want more of her but with all they've done so far in previous volumes I couldn't really justify giving focus to some nobody character that by all accounts has no connection to the plot
>>5827776
I want her to sit on my face and squeeze my head between her thighs.
>>5827917
>Reading comprehension
>>5827917
That's the unfortunate reality of it. Good thing there's always fan fiction.
>>5827987
I need Arslan fanfics now!
>>5827846
Yes we do
>>5828006
Does this count?
>>5827776
This is now a world quest. The tournament characters were set up so that RNJR would meet them again on their journeys and help them. Get ready.
>>5827776
Honestly humiliating kung fu people by wrestlfucking them is something hard to find outside the real delusional parts of China and California.
Maybe that.
>>5827846
Reese will fight you for her mother.
>>5820692
Realistically the story could be done by any team.
>>5828120
>Reese
I'l be sure to invite her to the wedding after the thrashing.
>>5828095
There's a JAV series about exactly that, though.
>>5828077
YES
>>5828127
If you marry Arslan, does it sort of make you Reese's dad?
>>5828176
Probably not exactly.
>>5828089
As long as it's done well and not in some "helper/guest of the week" format and they actually have some reason to meet them again I'd be all for it. And because it's RWBY, the latter is exactly what we'll get.
>>5828218
It's about a female actress/'fighter' taking on a series of wrestling opponents of higher and higher skill. If they manage to completely disrobe her, everybody watching joins in and they gangbang her.
>Mama Arslan is still a thing.
She was more of an aloof ass than anything else.
>>5828243
>. If they manage to completely disrobe her, everybody watching joins in and they gangbang her.
So not even remotely related.
>>5828243
Sounds like shit. Why does every JAV have a fucking gangbang scene?
>>5828270
You wanted Kung Fu people getting wrestlefucked, and that's what it is.
Did all the Anzuniggers finally kill themselves?
>>5828291
Do you know what the slang word wrestlefucked means?
>>5828283
Because Japan is a collectivist society.
>>5828262
Was more of a single exasperated mother thing if I remember right anyway.
>>5828291
That's not what wrestle fucked means.
>>5828325
>mother
I still don't get where people keep getting this specific interpretation from.
She immediately abandoned her teammates to go head to head with Yang and only intervened when they were going to be all ringed out.
If anything taking in account the fact that she's a martial arts girl, a teenager and how annoyed she was, she comes off more as just not thinking highly of her team mates and thinking their scrubs.
which rwby smokes kush
>>5828215
Yes.
>>5828370
None of them because drugs are for losers.
>>5828363
>I still don't get where people keep getting this specific interpretation from.
It's the one most likely to give these losers the time of day.
>>5826995
99% sure that gif came from Ace Combat 5. I'd never forget a tragic cutscene like that ;_;
>>5828345
It means someone winning a fight by in the most boring manner possible either maintaining top control for points or getting a rinky dink submission.
Red blooded American males hate it.
>>5828363
Shit was funny. Dunno what else you want.
>>5827776
Give Reese some brothers ofc.
What if you lost a bet with Yang and had to suck Blake's dirty uncut Faunus cock?
On my rewatch of volume 2, it occurred to me that I never finished it a first time.
I think I stopped once the team got to the ruined city, and called it quits.
I didn't miss much, everything just wasn't that threatening and poorly thought out.
So how about that new RWBY Chibi? Neo's Neo was super cute.
>>5828669
That reminds me of Yang letting Neptune ride Bumblebee, I think they make a great couple.
Neptune is probably also becoming a hunter because he's a junkie for dangerous stuff, just like Yang
>>5828669
It's okay until the train hits the city. From there, you might as well just skip to Volume 3 and assume everything turned out fine (because that's what it did).
If we replace Jaune with Jeanne she might have a fat ass.
Think about it.
>>5828622
I would get a boner while sucking and they make fun of me but that would only make me harder
>>5828462
Good to know, thanks.
>>5828695
>he's a junkie for dangerous stuff
>Afraid of a puddle
>>5828707
I felt like putting bombs in the train was just an odd choice. Like, why not just put bombs on the ceilings of the train tunnel, and blow them once you pass them?
And then fucking Cinder at the end, "I'll call that a success :^)" No, fuck you, that was not a win for you.
Reminder Mercury did nothing wrong
>>5828757
>why not just put bombs on the ceilings of the train tunnel
Because it was full of grimm?
how would an interaction between you're favorite comic character and your waifu be like?
>>5828762
>murder isn't wrong
>>5828750
You don't understand my situation right now, this Weissfag is getting increasingly nervous over the stupidest shit
>>5828773
Wasn't the point that all the Grimm were in the city and that by blowing holes into the ceiling would let them come down into the subway and then follow the train to the city?
>>5828780
>Implying he murdered anyone other than his dad in self defence
>>5828792
>Who is Tukson?
>>5828801
>What is self defence
>>5828077
This is the kind of femdom I like
>>5828811
If you tell a guy you're here to kill him, killing him when he tries to defend himself is not self defense.
>>5828788
I don't remember 100% what happened but I think you might be right
>>5828780
Mercury is a good boy who got his leg broken by an angry girl while he was defenseless
>>5828757
>I'll call that a success :^)
What the fuck did that achieve by doing that stunt again?
What a waste of fucking time and resources
>>5828865
I hope Nora actually breaks his legs
>>5828866
It made people afraid, so it wasn't a complete waste.
>>5828866
It put Torchwick onto that one ship that was useful in taking out the other ships during the tournament attack?
>>5828866
Terrorism. Public is fearful it could happen again. Grimm are drawn to negative emotion. Increase chance of it happening again/without direct input. Fuck if I know, that was just a guess.
>>5828866
From what I can tell, the actual Grimm attack wasn't the end result, just the means to spook people and put Atlas in charge of security.
>>5828916
But it wasn't, not really. Neo took out the entire crew before she rescued him, and even supplied him with the phone he used to take over the robots. If he had never been captured, that still would have happened.
>>5828926
Oh hey, it's the WoW guy.
>>5828831
>Killing a faunus terrorist is a crime
Yeah okay buddy.
>>5828926
>The guy with the katana in back
oh i'm laffin
>>5828707
>It's okay until the train hits the city.
It was right around the moment when Ein started taking down the super mechs that I started questioning what the fuck they were thinking.
>>5828785
What?
>>5829083
To be fair, Zwei (easy mistake) was less taking down mechs and more being used as a weapon by one of the top hunters in the series thus far.
>>5823923
>>5824216
Somebody wrote something more cringy than I did? What is the world coming to?
>Watches presidential debates
Never mind, carry on then.
>>5829117
I was intentionally shitting on Zwei for the lazy naming convention.
It was still dumb.
And even later, he headbutts something of his own volition without any boost from a real hunter.
I try to not have autism about this shit, but it was simply too dumb for me to handle.
>>5828815
Femdom is best dom
>>5829277
>>5829277
well never get femdom rwby doujins
why live....
>>5828892
>>5829277
Now, you see, my problem with that is I'm too vanilla. Everything in 4-6, and a vast majority of 2 and 3 sound absolutely terrible to me. Even some of 1 doesn't sound all that great.
>>5829444
What if the roles were reversed?
Lindsay I...
>>5829499
That is hilarious actually
>>5829499
That sounds even less appealing. What's the point if both parties aren't enjoying it?
>>5829557
>What's the point if both parties aren't enjoying it?
What? I assume you'd both agree before doing it. Being dommed doesn't mean you don't consent. Even in rape play you have a safeword.
who dat nigger who made fun of me for having a smug Weiss steam?
>>5829499
Won't lie. I'd like to see a mythbusters episode on this.
>"Kari, Tory and Grant have come to the mythbusters testing ground to see if a woman really can climb a wall of dicks using a pair of handcuffs and her vagina. Will Kari be able to mount the obstacle or will the team find themselves just kicking against the pricks?
>>5829712
>Tory is in charge of busting a myth about homemade lubes
>Grant designs the various studded, ribbed and surprise vibrating dildos
>>5829756
>Kari tests her vagina with Louvia Ben Wa balls.
>Jamie helps them out with some math to see if Kari can distribute weight safely between her hands and her twat.
>>5829499
And the fucking Japs surprised me yet again at how utterly strange their pornography is
Did decades of US occupation do this to them?
>>5829974
They are the only country on the planet that have been devastated by nuclear armaments.
Let that sink in, this is a weapon so powerful that not only does it burn the body and desecrate the landscape with radiation, but it also vastly affects the psyche so much that even decades after the attack, the horror has found an outlet in very strange pornography and trends.
Maybe I'm looking too far into it.
>>5829851
>tfw more interested in the data about Kari's pussy elasticity and strength rather than the moans from her climbing the ladder
>>5830146
>very strange pornography and trends.
those are far older than '45
not everything is explainable as simplified mechanistic, Polly
>>5830220
We're talking about an orifice that can expand to three times its diameter in child birth. Not to mention she can hook the dildoes onto her hip bones. I don't think the structural stress would be the problem. It'd be her pain threshold.
what the fuck are you guys talking about
>>5830350
Something about giving birth
>>5830350
We're talking about fetishes and nuclear devices, would you like to join?
>>5830350
Lewd posting an /Pol/. What else would we be talking about?
>>5830418
Also this.
So now that tenta-grimm is confirmed for canon by the manga, where's the tentacle porn?
>>5830418
>fetishes and nuclear devices
All you need now is some sort of maiming and you qualify as a Metal Gear Solid discussion too!
Oh, wait...
>>5830470
I'm pretty sure more than a few pieces of it already exists
>Arryn and best laifu have no reason to work with RT besides RWBY
>>5830511
Thanks for the Rare Bumblebee.
>>5830686
Wasn't she just a barista that was dating miles when Monty approached her for the role?
https://my.mixtape.moe/ykrufw.webm
This is probably the only skit from rwby chibi I actually laughed at.
>>5831009
Ren probably says about as much there as all of volumes 1-3 combined.
>>5830900
I think she did some work on the shorts along with RvB before RWBY
I want to drink a Neiss Berry Weiss with Weiss
>>5831327
But to be sure she jumped off Miles dick like a diving board into the RT pool, right? Miles was her in and without him she's still be serving espresso in Austin.
>>5831377
All because Miles played Guitar Hero with his roommate too loudly
>>5831456
That fucking butterfly effect is a bitch, man.
I want to hold Ruby's hand while she is giving birth to our child.
I wanna curl up with Yang on a cold night.
The cat's welcome too.
>>5831996
>>5832021
Won't lie. I chuckled.
It's all but certain she's getting some sort of robo arm isn't it?
>>5832098
Pretty much, though hopefully we'll get at least a little one-armed action first.
>>5832098
>>5832128
I hope it's a pilebunker, the Nips love them and they fit well in anime
>>5832098
>>5832264
>God Hando
what a fun game, I emulated it a while ago and it's one hell of a ride
>>5832098
>Yang gets a gun only no mechanical fingers robo arm
WE BERSERK NOW
I just heard Marshall Rimmer is back at RT. Glad to hear. he had some of my favorite RTAAs.
>>5832373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za1L3BzQiz8
>>5832274
>>5832274
...Oh my god.
I can emulate Godhand.
>>5832410
>>5832416
Where do I get that computer details page?
Aw man, I forgot JNPR vs Raven was originally planned. Seems random, could've been cool.
>>5832453
Control panel -> System.
what if ruby was annoying you while you were doing something important and you shouted at her and she began to cry
>>5832574
...I can still get 60fps, right?
>>5832590
Apologies and cookies of course.
>>5832590
lay thousands of my eggs in her esophagus so that my spawn will come into this world with full bellies
>>5830511
Plutonium is elder god tier for powering vibrators
>plebs still insist on uranium for sex machines
>you will never see a Huntress using nuclear powered sex toys
>You will never see the radioactive blasts from Chernobility, the Gamma ray gun/Dildo Hammer
>>5832590
Tell her I didn't mean it followed by a hug and head patting, then listen to what she has to say
>>5832617
Uh, maybe. If not turn shit even lower.
>>5832590
Seeing her cry would make me end up crying, so now Weiss is gonna walk in and see us both crying and laugh at us.
>>5832765
AWAKEN, MY VILLAINS!
>mfw watching arm wrestling broken arm accidents
>>5832781
Cinder is basically Dio. Then who Joseph
>>5833004
Such a cute little sister.
>>5832946
This reminds me that Emerald sucks
>>5833004
Why would anyone want to hurt that innocent face?
>>5830686
She is pretty cute, is a shame she is worst girl both in and outside RWBY
>>5833049
>>5833055
because she looks cute crying
>>5832973
While you're at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MvdhlO5F04
>>5833049
Thems fightan words.
>>5833092
Reminds me of that Japanese guy who got eliminated because his kob touched the bar
i want to give emerald's backside a firm slap
>>5833092
This thumbnail looks like his leg has fallen off and he's holding it in his hand.
>>5833113
I want to do this too, but in a purely sexual way.
>>5833092
Damn that design just gets uglier every time I see it.
>>5833033
How is Cinder even remotely like Dio?
>>5833146
They're both smart, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humour.
>>5833144
Yeah! We need to see her boobs!
>>5833144
Wouldn't really surprise me if it got changed at least somewhat when she gets the new arm.
>>5833196
Judging by the other revamps and the mudflap chaps, I wouldn't keep my hopes up.
And that cap on her stump still looks retarded.
>>5833166
>Dio
>nihilistic
>Cinder
>smart
>either of them
>sense of humor
>>5833225
>Judging by the other revamps and the mudflap chaps, I wouldn't keep my hopes up.
Yeah. I'm trying this 'optimism' thing out for once. I'm not really liking it.
>stump cap
Eh. Other than having it obscured I don't really know what they could have done. They obviously wanted to make sure it's blatantly noticeable.
>>5833252
>being THIS new
>>5833274
Whoever the costume designers were for this Volume really dropped the ball. Ruby's is nonsensical for someone wondering around bumfuck nowhere. Weiss just got covered in blue plastic wrap. And Blake looks like some kind of discount anime Madonna. Say what you will about Monty, but he could design characters.
>>5833346
>Say what you will about Monty, but he could design characters.
True that.
>>5833346
>>5833392
>Say what you will about Monty, but he could design characters
>>5831456
Re-tell this story someone.
>>5833511
I'm sure the catch of RWBY was cute girls with gun/sword combinations, not guys with guns
>>5833511
One of these things is not like the others.
>>5833511
>tertiary characters whose defining traits are being douchebags & bullying
Fairly sure it was on purpose.
New thread when?
>>5833511
Yang's default design is pretty awful, as is Pyrrha's outside of good fanart.
Cinder's regular dress is also pretty shitty when you actually look at it.
Ruby's V4 is better than those 3 honestly.
>>5833346
Why would you assume Monty wasn't the one who initially sketched out the new designs? It seems pretty likely given his advanced planning for design elements that he is the source.