/pfg/ Dendrophilia + /bfg/ Entomophilia General
You Fuckers Are Too Damn Fast Edition
Here, we fuck plants and bugs, dream of fucking plants and bugs, and discuss real world plants and bugs and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant and bug creatures in them.
>Booru (/pfg/)
http://plantfucker.booru.org
>Stories (/pfg/)
http://pastebin.com/Lr2jQa04
>PvZ Plant Gender List (Updated)
http://quibassi12.deviantart.com/art/Plants-vs-Zombies-what-gender-does-the-plants-have-575891130
Everyone is welcome to join us.
xth for lurantis
2nd for Lilislut
New hotness
>"Hmpf"
First to Fuck Bees
moth pussy
>>5815924
/d/ please leave
>>5815924
I've seen her before, the hell is she suppose to be?
>>5816696
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
Tsareena is perfection. Perfection!
>>5818204
Yes
> It’s said that this Pokémon loses its strength if touched on the crown-like protuberance on its head.
H E A D
C L I T
>>5816801
I know some species of angels are eldritch but come on that exaggerating a bit.
>>5819354
>>5819368
>>5819370
bee
bugs
Flowey
>>5815471
Requesting mantises. I need some reference.
>>5823412
I want to inseminate this bug and would be proud to have my head ripped off by her
>>5823371
I would fugg that bugg
Where all the big girls at
Hey,
Where's my giant titties at?
>>5823268
>Mantis girl normally wears some form of clothing
>You walk in on her naked
>Because of her wildly different form, her nudity doesn't really register with you
>She picks up on this
>Starts parading around naked in front of you
>Starts out as a sort of inside joke that only she's in on, but she starts to develop a fetish for it
>Pushes it a bit too far when she spreads her genitals in your face and tells you that your seed will grow into strong children
>>5825258
they died from diabetes and loneliness
>>5823138
Best flower!
>>5825258
are there any good digimon plants
>>5825258
>>5827509
>>5827582
Do you want more?
Seductive pokebug.
>>5815471
>>5827833
I swear lurantis will kill elf one day. Be careful with mantis plant elf.
>>5827805
Noted
>>5827607
Probably not, i didn't know Big bugs were shunned here
>>5828110
there's a fatfur thread that'll happily take your hamplanets
plant or bug impreg when
>>5828541
>is that a request
It could be~
Seriously tho, if you could draw some of either that'd be fantastic
>>5828367
But seriously, why are they're so many fat threads on /trash/?
>>5826691
Best flower needs more art
>>5823387
>Bellydancer mantis girl
>>5828110
It's not just here. Most people don't like fat. Chub, sure, but anything over a muffin top is generally offputting to anyone without a fetish for it.
>>5828541
Preggos are a different story, however. We can always use more of it.
>You will never pollinate a plant with your adorable flora-fauna hybrid abomination.
>>5829306
Yeah yeah i know, Im not like 100% into fat anyway, i like it once in a while y'know?
>Preggos
i don't understand the appeal but i can try it
>>5828910
Saa is cute
CUTE!
>>5830182
fite me irl
prego looks cute, almost makes me want to combine fetish with flowey for extra autism
>>5831341
Why stop at Prego? Might as well go full autism and make him give birth.
>>5831863
thanks for the inspiration
>>5831863
saggy tits anon is that you trying to make me draw something near unbirth/vore
>>5832446
What am I doing that keeps giving me away? It's not like my taste for droopy tits suggests anything else
>>5832291
Also that's good shit there, probably would get a nice gape afterwards.
mantis dump eh
i'd dump some but i'm too tired
i need to work on my fourht thri-kreen story
one concept i had for it worked itself out as a D&D character, so I should take another whack at it from a fresh perspective
christ almighty am i drunk
>>5834863
It all started with this one flower
>>5835234
Yes we know.
Stop reminding us.
>>5835287
no. i love her
>>5832291
1 flower, 1 jar
>>5835234
America started from Britain, should we be more like them?
>>5826087
Exhibitionist bug girls are my fetish.
>>5835234
Thought you guys may wanna know, I'm putting a part in my game with some pumpkin girls in it.
Not lewd but still.
>>5836406
What game?
>>5828742
>>5823138
>>5826691
>you will never get to hear flowey giggling cutely while your cock squishes against his entire face
>>5836409
http://store.steampowered.com/app/490860/
DashBored.
It's actually available in an indiegala bundle right now so that might be the best deal.
>>5836406
>Not lewd
Fix this.
>>5836418
>>5836427
looks like a nice game
>>5835933
Seems like they became more like us.
>>5839273
what's with the random paws?
>>5835234
No longer do you have power here my friend.
>>5832963
i've seen you posting outside of the thread and i guess i've really got a knack for recognizing you now lol
>>5840494
My reaction images are giving me away aren't they?
But you know, some anon's can talk just the same way I do, so you'll never really know if that's really me or not
>>5835234
yes. now stop posting my waifu like that! you're giving a bad rep
>>5842335
and pic related
>>5841713
Maybe its just me but her ass looks weird to me.
>Male Spiders Give "Back Rubs" to Seduce Their Mates
>To make his mate more receptive in between bouts, a male N. pilipes will spread silk over her dorsum, or back, in massage-like motions known as mate binding.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmJMAdC2D0A
Nature is fascinating.
>>5843910
most spiders reproduce via traumatic insemination
>cut a hole in her and fuck it
>>5846835
Do Florans piss nectar?
>>5846973
Yes.
Nectar so sweet it is highly sought after in the galaxy.
>>5856539
I like weird anatomy like this.
>>5853585
Do you think Game Freak's artists secretely draw lewds of their Pokes? We may have folders (physical or digital) full of undiscovered and sorta-official pokemon lewds out there.
>>5856651
Considering the things people in those studios do sometimes to relieve boredom, stress, and tedium, I'm sure there's rooms of it that's built up over the years.
>>5856878
Is that real? That couldn't possibly be real, could it?
>>5856741
Quiero follar a esa hormiga!
>>5857025
It is according to people on the show.
It just passed around the office, people adding on, trying to be obscene and disgust each other, reaching the point of lots of incest sex, before an exec producer found out when the tried showing it to the Wild Thornberries team, and confiscated it. That's all that's left of it.
Just to be clear, the artists on a show about talking babies drew incest porn for their show for shits and giggles. That's a thing that happened.
>>5857025
>male Turnip
About damn time
A day for slow threads apparently
busy day, busy life
>no time to be an autist on the internet
>>5865483
There is always time to be an autist on the internet. You're just not trying hard enough.
You niggas like this album?
https://youtu.be/IUVmcKcTZ4A
>>5870644
That better not be some hippie shit
http://www.pvzheroes.com/news-and-media/pvz-heroes-now-available-worldwide.html well guess what after 7 months, it really out worldwide, i know some of you don't want pvz, but still gonna post this
>page 10
Thanks a lot Flowey, you killed the thread.
What's with you and killing things?
>>5875518
Flowey did nothing wrong
>>5875518
Why do I wanna fuck a ball covered with a leaf so hard?
Drew some more plant girls. You see, they are testing their pussy strengths and obviously the green one wasn't prepared.
>>5876216
Looks like you got puff ball syndrome
>>5876682
>saggy titties
>dat glowing belly bulge
10/10
You're gold man
>>5875518
i have a hard time dealing with greif that manifests as an obsession with death?
>gone from this gen for 4 weeks
>come back
>SM just dropped a fat thick dump of fecefied mulch on grass-type
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>5827709
fat bastard
What if ants evolved to have a close, intimate, symbiotic relationship with much larger animals?
>>5878642
>>5878642
You're the one making those threads aren't you?
dont forget to get your free garden warfare 2 halloween items
>tfw no big fat caterpillar bf
>>5882644
>>5882657
the right amount of fat
i dont know how she works yet but i tried
>>5883232
Go back to one of your 7-8 fat threads.
>>5882657
>tfw deader nintendo series than Paper Mario and F-Zero
>>5873327
I want to fuck that Peashooter.
>>5883885
No :D
I want to draw the flower
>>5890875
then draw the flower
What plant type is your favorite and why?
What is your least favorite and why?
Favorite fantasy plant?
>>5884211
Her name is Green Shadow
i forgot what dialogue i was going to put in
>>5894894
But pollination doesn't work that way.
>>5895448
oh but it is
>floweyposters and tiny things guy only thing keeping thread alive
somehow i had a feeling it would come down to this at some point
>>5894894
Looks like someone's been eating a load of spaghetti. Extra Prego
>>5897363
Hey, I'm here too you know.
Guess i should post more shit.
Where did that bug guy go?
>>5897741
>Nuru after she found a master.gif
>>5815648
>"Mmm..."
>>5897861
The second one is not too bad. Regardless I need some more bug art.
>>5898168
then draw it yourself
>>5898168
>>5898517
You act as if everybody as art skills.
>>5892989
Favorite? Roserade because they're fabulous. Especially the males they're all gay.
>>5898700
>Roserade shitter incoming
>>5884211
>I want to fuck that Peashooter.
>>5898700
>the males they're all gay.
Which is why it is your duty as an owner to pollinate your Roserade girls.
>>5898585
you sound like an overly entitled cunt
>>5884211
>Not the Ginger Sunflower
>>5899244
But what if I want to pollinate the boys.
>>5899433
Do you want Roserades to go extinct, son? Them boys ain't gonna do no pollinating!
>>5899465
Not with that attitude.
>>5899295
You're easy to piss off aren't you? Just because I wanted more bug art does not mean I was ordering somebody to do make some for me
>>5900130
Oh, there you are. Post more bugs.
>>5898752
i want Roserade to shit out her green flora fauna residue
>>5900674
>implying ficitional plant scat isn't glorious
Downloading Heroes Rn. How is it for others?
>>5901547
i have no idea how to play it
>>5901547
To me it's okay right now, granted since it is free (and from EA, cough-Dungeon Keeper Mobile-cough) and I haven't gotten that far yet. I just keep expecting it to suddenly get real hard and have the only way to pass a challenge by paying like $5 or something.
Reminds me a little of Card Crawl.
found another old pic fuck naming schemes
Said I would draw the flower and I did
Tsumagoi Cabbage
>>5857079
Maybe there just trolling it's not like nick still has people working to call them out on it.
Big leaky sunflower coming through
>>5905444
have a suck, anon.
>>5905856
I wonder if she squirts milk or water or like a sappy sweet mixture
>>5905960
sunflower seed oil
>>5906217
Noice, good for lubricating bits
>>5903263
your flower looks great
What plant do you think has the softest yet tightest snatch?
>>5906421
flowey
>>5828110
I've seen you on sketch.swf
>>5906421
This one.
Would you fug a prickly cactus gal with the risk of getting your Weiner pricked?
>>5906611
My ass would end up being pricked instead.
>>5906659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZmwqpa7eB8
>>5906719
Well it's true.
BY MY GRANDMOTHER'S BEARD! THIS EXPERIENCE IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I WAS LINKED TO AN ANIMATED HENTAI PORNO!
STARRING GIRLS!
>>5906381
Eh
Whats your fetish and how would you feel if your favorite plant did your fetish for you?
She's cute isn't she?
>>5907034
try different line thicknesses and brushes
>>5907430
i want to fuck her holes and SWITCH over to the next one as i spurt in one
>>5815700
It's hip to fuck bees.
>>5902742
holy shit I remember you from /utg/
I was wondering where you went
>>5908385
my style hasn't changed that much has it?
>>5908444
it's changed a little
I was worried something had happened to you
I saw a few people say they miss your art
Florians are fucking hot.
>>5908460
>people missing me
that's absolutely amazing as i'm a shitty asshole
>>5907434
I'm getting worse
>>5908806
you're just starting you need to experiment, also use PNG files
>>5908870
>png
I don't think it matters with how shit I am
Maybe if I sleep I'll do something better
>>5908608
Too bad that femdom is bonerkill of the highest order.
>>5909289
you've got the basics down already for flowey, most of my drawings of him are just a little polish on a base sketch
>>5878642
>you will never see a society of waifus have a specialized class for liquid storage
>this will never satisfy your entry level fetish
I want to cup, caress, and lick Tsareena's crown.
>No cute plant girl to help you survive the zombie apocalypse.
>No cute plant girl to save your ass when you fuck up.
>No cute plant girl to tend to your wounds and care about your safety.
>No cute plant girl who promises to give you a blowjob if you both make it out alive.
>No cute plant girl to fuck when this is all over.
>No cute plant girl.
>>5919560
Tiny flow
don't be looking at the scatbooru lads today
that means you, lonbluewolf
>>5921484
>scatbooru
explain
>>5921494
not telling
>>5921484
>implying lonbluewolf lurks /pfg/
>>5921930
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5730021/#5800189
>implying
Hey ladies, want a piece of this homeslice?
>>5923720
Size difference is the fucking best.
>>5923698
Not convinced
>>5923778
hes really cute but where the fug is the rest of his arms?
>>5923720
saucer?
>>5923947
be convinced
>>5924527
pretty sure it's lon
>>5926460
>>5926479
>>5924065
perspective
>>5924065
>Cute
Wrong, he is badass.
>>5926688
it's an opinion desu
Spook
>>5927065
>>5927065
>>5927065
>>5927065
i can't draw hands
>>5927090
I can't draw shit
>>5927196
that's a good thing, scat is a terrible fetish