/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #124
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Today's featured image is a dragon roosting on a nest in a modern setting.
Topic of the thread: Do you know of any old games featuring dragons? Like lost old computer games?
>>5812913
>kyrandia series is my fucking JAM
>i miss westwood
>
>one of their other games (lands of lore 3?) had a sultry dragoness that talked to you, and lands of lore 2 had an awesome 90s avi of you riding a dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsEA2OgC0RE
That's cool anon, was she sultry in a romantic way or just the voice?
>Tott
Evil Islands had a skeleton dragon that talked to you and gives you a wicked sword for doing an errand for him.
>>5813086
That's a Gyaos, from the Gamera movies.
Needs more cool lizards.
>>5813121
https://youtu.be/lWvaihTTvf0
its in this vid somewhere, too lazy to look with my shit internet
just the voice, but i haven't heard it in 5-10+ years so I honestly don't remember it much.
sadly you have to kill her
but all 3 lands of lore games are fucking awesome in their own way. in Lands of Lore II you have a curse that randomly makes you turn into a lizard, which can sometimes make you drown in shallow water or get fucking killed by everything, but can also let you run through small passageways and run super fucking fast
it even changed your cursor to a claw
>>5812246
>>5812552
She's a tough gal
>>5813292
I wish there was more stuff of her
>>5813329
I don't know, I think only the dragons have more art than she does.
>>5813329
me too.
>>5813273
That's awesome, I love finding all these old, forgotten PC games, especially Adventure style because that genera is kinda dead these days.
>>5813400
>>5813413
All right, I'll ask since I saw her last thread too.
Who is this?
>>5813406
its probably just hardcore nostalgia goggles but lands of lore 2 remains to be one of my favorite games ever
I'm so glad GoG has all 3 and also all of the other Westwood games including Kyrandia
>>5813443
>GoG
Seriously good for finding all these old-ass games.
Still can't believe Steam put up the dragon dating sim and hatoful boyfriend.
I mean, you can get Hatoful Boyfriend on your phone now too.
i think betty posts are better off going in here rather than a whole thread for betty
i hope op bettyposter didnt let the sudden surge of popularity get to their head
>>5813400
As is right and fitting, given that she's the original Tower Girl.
>>5813615
Original and best* Tower Girl
>>5813416
>>5813406
>>5813400
>>5813329
>>5813292
You guys will hate me for this but I Fucking think that's ugly.
These are nice sexy kobolds.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
>>5813863
>>5813853
I understand that, but seriously it looks more like a goblin than a kobold.
Why do people like this?
Not arguing or shit posting just genuinely curious.
>>5813812
>I dislike what you like
>>5813965
She's just cute, senpai.
>>5813965
>Why do people like this?
Waifu-factor and because she's cute, mainly. That's why all the Towergirls are chibi.
>>5813965
>I understand that
>goblin
>kobold
>Why do people like this?
>Not arguing or shit posting
>just genuinely curious
>>5814004
>>5813999
I must be broken then because I don't see cute, just bad taste.
But then I also have anyone tab up on Seroquel and Alcohol that's self explanatory. Oh well.
I'm glad you guys enjoy things.
Would you study with him?
>>5814040
>>5813980
>Not scaly posting
>Trying to start arguments.
>Reaction posting cancer.
Guys, I found our shitposter.
>>5814078
Most likely, but the easiest way to drive off one is to ignore them and deprive them of replies.
>>5814078(You)
(You) deserve it, have a (You)
I want Fuelong(218) and Quetzar(227) to Double Team me.
>all this kobold shitpost
/scaly/ surely is ending
>>5813216
Spaghetti Western lizards should be more of a thing.
>>5814231
Kobolds are cute!
>>5814308
what is that page from?
Few kobold images due to pruning my folder earlier, and no lewds because I get kobolds from /tg/ and /tg/ is blue.
>>5814308
Monster manual, I think? Possibly the draconomicon.
>>5814231
Hey, don't blame the kobolds for this!
>>5813812
If you think that's ugly, then I have doubts about your legitimacy.
Not liking it, I can understand, but ugly makes me doubt you.
>>5814350
I bought a monster manual and didn't see any of those facts, it might be the draconomicon.
Where can I download that book, btw?
>
I've done this before.
>>5814396
Personally I wouldn't say "ugly," just "visually unappealing."
>>5814410
http://earthofshadow.ucoz.ru/_ld/0/8_draconomicon.-..pdf
3 seconds of google though.
>>5813965
G is fucking packing, wew
>>5814308
kobolds were made for being annoying faggots( sorry,but this is true)
>>5814421
I see that but I also found 4th edition ones for Metallic and Chromatic dragons
http://www.slideshare.net/Malkur/draconomicon-chromatic-dragons
http://www.slideshare.net/Malkur/draconomicon-ii-metallic-dragons
Would /tg/scaly/ recommend reading them?
>>5814503
Dunno, I haven't actually read them.
Who /bluedragon/ here?
>>5814543
Can't draw for shit, but blue dragon is best dragon.
>>5814543
I ended up playing this because of charles barkley shut up and jam gaiden using the boss song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjxPj3al5U
>>5814503
dragon lore in D&D is boring man
read better supplementary material
>>5814724
>Aberrations
I would a Flumph
I'm still learning D&D stuff, but Aberrations sound pretty interesting from what I've read.
>>5814724
I dunno, apparently Tiamat has a raging lady hateboner for Bahamut somewhere along the line.
[spoiler]If your next question is 'Aren't they related?', the answer is yes.[/spoiler]
>>5814797
>Hateboner
>are they related
So that's how Neutral Gem Dragons were made...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gem_dragon
>The friendly crystal dragons of Io's Blood's northern isles spend much time trying to learn about world around them. They value friendship over all else and the treasures tend to be sentimental rather than valuable, they welcome visitors who come to them with good intentions.
>>5814816
There was a /tg/ thread about the whole tiamat/bahamut thing.
Someone wrote some smut on request and then crystal dragons did happen from that, except they basically had lust magic for some reason.
I think we've got that in the smutbin, now I think about it.
>>5814789
read Lords of Madness man, shit's pretty tight
it will greatly deepen your appreciation of just how fucked up and weird Beholders are
>>5814543
i heard its not amazing. I know its not as good as Lost Odyssey
>>5813812
>>5813965
Sauce, pretty please with a kobold on top?
What's with all this gay shit?
Snek liek trainer
>>5815854
Is Milotic even /scaly/ worthy?
>>5815921
Milotic is a scaled snake, dunno about the anthro one
>>5815856
I like this one though, cute
>>5815932
I'll leave it to others' judgement as usual. Gotta keep working on a shitty fic.
>>5815966
>Horizontal slit
>AND an anus
Fucking why
>>5816151
get fucked zoophile
>>5814385
artist?pls
>>5814867
Link it.
>>5817234
id hit it up, male or female
not because I want to be eaten but because I want to fuck a dinosaur
>>5817272
For some reason raptors are inherently sexy. I'd fuck Blue, Riptor or a great Maccau anyday.
>>5817524
Man this guy has a great theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI-Fe6KZycg
>>5813965
Kobold is the German word for goblin
>>5814350
It's from pathfinder minster manual
>>5817006
I forgot. But if you search her name on Google or e621 or furaffinity you should be able to find it
>>5814592
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
>>5818293
>vaginal piercings
Nope
>>5816151
>AND an anus
One thousand milliseconds in msp
>>5814231
/scaly/ is already ded,these shitposters never stop coming
>>5817006
Pixelbutts
>>5818405
>Home
>/scaly/ moves slow as shit
>Do things away from home
>[shitposting intensifies]
Every time.
But whatever, let's talk writing. Is anyone writing? I certainly am and it's not all that fun.
>>5818059
>>5818413
thanks,have a dragon
>>5815643
Maim.
>>5818450
>writing
>not fun
Why?
>>5818450
>Is anyone writing?
Someone earlier itt said so, also I want to write something with a dino but probably during the weekend as this is when I don't have to spend my data limit on phone web.
>>5818530
I have spent 9 consecutive hours trying to write something and I'm surprised at how little actually gets written on a WPM basis. Though I'd be done by now but still, guess this will have to continue tomorrow.
>>5818531
That was me.
>>5818560
don't write then
>>5818592
You are going to get something regardless
>>5818560
Maybe take a walk to get away from it and get some inspiration?
Depending on what you're doing you could look up stuff relating to the main "theme," as it were for more ideas.
>>5818606
you too
>>5818667
>tfw you will never hug a kobold, then rape her till you paint her smile with your cum
>>5818450
Some Anon made a Chameleos request last thread that was all sorts of lewd, I might look into it.
[implying] Can't decide on a male or female hunter getting tongue fucked [memearrows]
Not only that but I'm hungover.
>>5818783
It's not rape if she's not the one screaming.
>>5818783
>rape
>not gentle consensual lovemaking
>>5818893
Gonna go ahead and bump this and see if the requester is lurking or something.
There's a bunch of details I forgot.
>>5819095
>gentle consensual lovemaking
degenerate
>>5818893
original idea but not requester here, was thinking male but it doesn't matter
>>5819140
I just want to be spitroasted by scaly males.
>>5819114
>I want chameleos to orally probe me with his tongue as he takes me from behind
>can lick his own dick, fuck you, molest you with the tongue and orally probe you all at once
Those were the details
>>5819162
>I just want to be spitroasted by scaly males
my degenerate nigga
>>5819140
What about consensual, heterosexual, postmarital sex in the missionary position with the lights off though a hole in the bedsheet while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation?
>>5819238
> with the lights off though a hole in the bedsheet
>not appreciating the beautiful form of your lover in coital bliss
>for the sole purpose of procreation
But anon, how can a human and a qt kobold have kids.
>>5818450
ss13 writer here. My next story isn't going to be about lizards, but I've been real lazy about starting it. I feel like I can only do my best writing by purposely depriving myself of sleep. Something just clicks in the middle of the night, and I have to hammer something out even if it means I'm only going to get 3 hours of shuteye in before work.
>>5819319
>But anon, how can a human and a qt kobold have kids.
[implyingspoilers]You try harder[/workontrash]
>>5819169
Thanks mate.
I'll get a pastebin link up sometime tonight or tomorrow.
>>5818405
post more cute dargons
>>5819460
>>5819505
i like dis
>>5818560
I try to write but I'm not eloquent enough.
I could greentext the whole thung but I feel that's just a cheap way of doing it.
>>5819584
>DID SOMEONE SAY MURDER?
>BECAUSE I'M SURE I HEARD MURDER.
>>5814503
> Silver dragons hate red dragons, but they also distrust the imperial ambitions of gold dragons and dislike the avarice of copper dragons.
>they (Silver) also distrust the imperial ambitions of gold dragons
Literally the plot of Radiata Stories.
A gold dragon recreates the universe when shit goes haywire, except humans are always fucked over compared to magical folk like gnomes and elves. (And let me tell you, Elves in RS are every /tg/ meme, the high elf leader basically wants to genocide humans)
The Silver dragon has enough of this shit and plots from behind to fuck over every one of his dragon brethren and magical folk, leading to a world with humans being advantageous (With the bonus of the Silver being held up as a savior, because dragon ego ) until the protagonist kills him off as the Gold dragon is hiding in the Waifu's body and Silver wants to kill her.
Aphelion did nothing wrong and had humanity's best interests in mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f95tlE7ITPs
>>5819378
>have as much sex as possible with your kobold wife for the sake of having kids
>it obviously doesn't work
>it's still an excuse to have even more sex
I'm okay with this.
[spoiler] nice thread [/spoiler]
>>5819755
nice spoiler fail
>>5819645
Seriously though
>tfw no Silver Dragon to think of people as his children
>ywn have a "fuck you dragon dad" moment
>>5819745
Fem Spike/Barb is a gift.
>>5819750
>futa hemipenis
oh my
>Posting talash again after last thread
stop
I think the b&w ver. was better
>>5819870
It matters when the character and its design is SHIT
>>5819882
Still better than half the shit posted in this thread.
>>5819876
Maybe that's just me?
>>5819895
>>5819876
I feel like the colors help give it some volume, but the b/w face looks nicer for some reason
>>5819951
> Feral
No
>>5819953
Gross
>>5819460
I have no cute dragons
suspicious dick
>>5819965
I dunno, Dragon Ranch was a pretty hot and lewd read
>>5819460
This video had a pretty cute dragon
>>5818783
Remember to thrust into your kobolds gently
>you will never be ectothermic
>>5820001
No it wasn't.
>>5820055
>monster girls
please go
>>5820040
>when you try to seduce your dude but you're too autistic
>>5819992
This could be a trap...
>>5819238
you're the worst kind of people
>futafag is a repeat shitposter who spams thread with bad art and monster girl shit
Not even surprised, not a little
>>5813413
source?
Share your scaly related dreams.
>Modern society similar to ours, except with feral scales and kobolds coexisting somewhat roughly alongside humans
>Society attacked by giants, basically 50-200 foot tall humanoids with regenerative powers, who want to "exterminate the vermin."
>Giants are immune to pretty much everything due to regeneration, and wield giant swords, clubs, etc.
>Many cities are destroyed, and millions of scales and humans are killed.
>Develop energy weapons with a kobold scientist that ignore/stop the regenerative powers of the giants.
>Rest of the dream is spent slicing giants in half with beams, and melting them with energy bursts.
>End up slitfucking the kobold afterwards.
>>5820119
>That light source within
I'm sickened, but curious.
Also liking all the Tojo stuff in this thread.
>>5820177
>tfw you will never travel the wastelands with a friend deathclaw
>>5820224
That is a very involved dream, mine are usually scattered
I had a dream about flying on a
>>5820257
Acording to the artist, it's supposed to be light from the Arkenstone...being used as an anal bead.
>>5820262
>intelligent deathclaws will never come back
>FO2 will never be remade so I can hang with Goris in 3d
Feels bad
>>5820224
>Falling dream
>This time it ends with a flight of stairs
>After that I'm getting throat-fucked by something scaly giving me CPR
>CPR
>From falling down the stairs
>>5820224
I met a dragon and hugged its snout once in my dream
>>5820257
its the arkenstone
>>5819892
worse than anything posted in this thread.
>>5820080
Feralfags go
>>5820426
kek
>>5820177
I love these kinds of images.
>>5820470
gay
>>5820426
goddamn it I actually lol'd at this
>>5820453
Maybe you would like this, then?
>>5820512
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz2IFuUjma8
>>5820485
It can get gayer.
>>5820538
What I like about httyd is that it gave me a lot of cute dragon/human hugging artwork to love.
>>5820565
not even scaly, the fuck is this?
>>5820597
Fucking feralfags
>>5820627
I like the concept but uh...what is going on with Toothless' face there?
>>5820649
>"It's okay Anon, I won't tell anybody, you did save my life after all"
Would you?
>>5820123
What makes you say that?
reminder to trot casually
>>5820702
I'd stick my tongue up that butt
>>5820702
Would rim
>>5820717
I like these anatomical images, we should have more of them.
>the conspiracy of dragons being similar to cats increases
I wonder if a dragon also lands on their paws.
>>5814396
>If you think that's ugly, then I have doubts about your legitimacy.
>Not liking it, I can understand, but ugly makes me doubt you.
Different anon here but tough tits, that chibi shit looks ugly and I never liked it. When people post that and call it a kobold I ask, "where's the scales? Why is it proportioned like it has some sort of disease of the muscles? Am I supposed to enjoy this?"
I'll take hair on sharks before I accept that as a kobold. Tough shit if you don't like it.
>>5820796
It is a kobold whether you accept it or not. Tough shit if you don't like it.
Kobolds used to be pretty canid-like before being revamped to midget lizards in early D&D, and if we go by Germanic folklore, it's spirit that haunts houses or lives underground in caves or mines that can materialize in the form of an animal, fire, a human being, and a candle.
>themoreyouknow
>>5820903
d&d didn't "revamp" anything. they drew some pictures. kobolds are whatever anyone decides they are, the same as any other fictional concept.
>>5820939
I'll do as I wish.
>>5820903
Also, cobalt is named after kobolds (in the sense of being mine spirits)
>>5820939
>Freyda disapproves of your channing habits
>>5820850
>hurr its a kobold!!!
>no scales
>tits
>goblin green
>oh that's totally not a goblin anon!!!
I concur with the guy who said it's a goblin, because that's exactly what it is.
>>5820939
And you can go fuck yourself, I'm not the shitposter here who's telling other people they're not "legitimate" (whatever that's supposed to mean) for thinking something may or may not be ugly. Learn to read.
If I and the other anon don't like how """sexy""" chibishit looks then both of you are just going to have to find a way to deal with it.
Or you could just fuck off.
>>5821007
Kobolds come in a variety of colors dude.
And come off it with that 'no scales' thing, we've got loads of things in here where the scales aren't drawn because it'd be a ballache or make the drawing look cluttered.
>>5821034
>And come off it with that 'no scales' thing, we've got loads of things in here where the scales aren't drawn because it'd be a ballache or make the drawing look cluttered.
Huh, it's almost like I'm commenting about the artstyle looking ugly or something!
please don't post canine bestiality in the scaly thread, it's a bit rude
>thread
People have different tastes and opinions, it's okay to have them
>>5821032
Where's the dragon?
>>5821053
Except you weren't, you were insisting it wasn't a kobold, which it most definitely is regardless of artstyle.
[spoiler]Also, a goblin? Really? She has an elongated face and no visible ears, at least TRY.[/spoiler]
>>5814543
>>5814551
Goes well with green, too
>>5821032
I see no dragon there.
>>5821081
people are being angry and mean
It's really in poor taste
cute snake
>>5821093
>Except you weren't
Oh fucking really kiddo?
>>5820796
>Different anon here but tough tits, that chibi shit looks ugly and I never liked it.
>>5821007
>If I and the other anon don't like how """sexy""" chibishit looks then both of you are just going to have to find a way to deal with it.
Looks like you're wrong anon, maybe you should follow up with the suggestion I made:
>Or you could just fuck off.
>>5821081
>>5821115
Anons need to learn that people have different tastes and saying stupid shit is going to incur consequences.
>>5821165
>He says while bitching about KP
>>5820262
>No rough but intimate sex in ruined buildings at night, in the soft light of improvised electric lanterns.
>Get namedropped on /V/
>Shitposters show up in thread
>Learn to ignore them
>Kiddies get mad at lack of attention, and start spamming futa/monstergirl porn
>Thread near bump limit in under a hour
How do we counter this spam?
>>5821113
Does anyone have those gifs that drawfag made of a dragon fucking a car.
It ended with a news report or something like that.
>>5821165
>>5821190
You could help out by dropping this convo instead of (you)ing each other
>>5821194
Good question
>all these posts
>kobold this, kobold that
>>5821194
I just wanted a deathclaw buddy, anon
>>5821081
the only thing that makes my autism flair up when it comes to lizards is when people draw ferals with both a cloaca slit and an asshole.
>>5821212
You're right, anon. I'm sorry.
>>5821194
>giving shitposters attention in the first place.
That gets boring though.
How is this thread moving so fast?
>>5821194
you can't really
>>5821007
It's a kobold if people say it's a kobold. Your opinion is irrelevant.
>>5821219
I would totally fuck a lewd kobold though, who wouldn't?
>>5821248
shitposters going mad about a kobold
>>5821053
It doesn't look ugly. Your opinion is wrong.
>>5821248
see >>5821194
>>5821210
I got 'em senpai, they're in the /trash/ booru here
>>5821279
It doesn't look awful and you do have to like it. Tough shit if you don't.
>>5821301
I don't care what you want me to do. I'm going to ruin the thread and you can't stop me.
>>5821266
I say it's a goblin, so therefore it is a goblin using the exact same logic.
>>5821293
Nope. I think it's ugly. Deal with it.
>>5821306
>It doesn't look awful and you do have to like it. Tough shit if you don't.
It does look awful and I don't. Tough shit if that bothers you.
>they really think they can argue somebody into liking something
lmao
Stop baiting each other already, you turbo faggots
>>5821327
>I'm going to ruin the thread and you can't stop me
Not if I nuke this thread first
I'ma just post more KP
>>5821340
Your opinions are whatever we tell you they are.
>>5820577
>>5820593
>>5820602
>>5821332
Holy kek I thought it stopped here.
I didn't know there was more.
>>5821396
Nobody's pretending to be you, self-absorbed bitch. I said I'm going to ruin the thread and that's what I'm going to do.
>>5821396
>what else am I supposed to do?
Not shitpost and respond to shitposting, and instead post quality art you like and participate in discussion
I'd rather not have a single post in hours than a shitposting chain
>>5821431
sadly it ends at 8, that was all he did. (well, that and a weed-smoking Sable from AC)
>"Yeah, this is what a slit looks like, I don't know why you want to taste it, but you better not tell anyone"
>>5821480
Well because you answered me straight and that made me laugh I'll stop passing out (You)s, but I can't post quality art because I have none. I could draw you a picture and scan it maybe, but that would be risky.
This computer is kind of like the village bicycle so I can't save /scaly/ on it without revealing my powerlevel.
rip /scaly/
I would probably develop a plane fetish if i was a dragon
>>5821220
SEE
THIS
>>5821500
THIS IS WHAT DRIVES ME INSANE
WHERE IS HIS DICK SUPPOSE TO SHEATH IF HIS INTESTINES ARE RIGHT UNDER IT
>>5821557
>This computer is kind of like the village bicycle so I can't save /scaly/ on it without revealing my powerlevel.
Save cute stuff!
> I could draw you a picture and scan it maybe, but that would be risky.
Maybe later, then?
>>5821590
You know, a plane's exhaust pipe probably is an operable onahole
>>5821588
It better not be.
I'm still working on a writefag request.
>>5821478
Nope. Your opinion is that you're wrong.
>>5821597
probably nowhere, since it's a drawing.
>>5821597
its an anthro, he can have a mix of human/reptile biology
plus its a drawing of a fantasy creature -inspired- by a real world animal
>>5821597
>applying real word logic to fantasy porn
>>5820903
Actually, before d&d it was only the German house spirit which is just like any other house spirit in Europe.
D&D just said they had non prehensile, rat-like tail, a dog-like muzzle, small horns and covered in scales.
>>5821665
And then I believe the 'dog like muzzle' is what made the japanese think of them as dogpeople, since it translated a little oddly.
>>5821651
I like my porn to make at least a little sense. Its the same reason why I can't get off to stomach bulges, vore, and cervical penetration.
I try to do a little research before writing my smut. I find reptilian biology to be kind of fascinating. It sucks that most people can't be bothered to look up such things before writing/drawing about them.
>>5821685
I still don't understand how Japan came to pic related as a conclusion
Were werewolfs too furry?
this is a korean kobold
>>5821713
Because japan are plebs too afraid to have actual nonhuman characters 90% of the time, so any 'beastpeople' they come up with are usually just humans with ears.
>>5821713
your pic related is a bastardization brought by weirdly desperate... what would you call a weeb that's actually japanese?
>>5821763
otaku
>>5821774
wait what
context?
>when a your dick catches on a branch
>>5821710
wow you sound boring as fuck
>>5821791
No, no context.
>>5821827
I feel like you wouldn't say that after reading some of my smut.
>>5821710
>I try to do a little research before writing my smut. I find reptilian biology to be kind of fascinating. It sucks that most people can't be bothered to look up such things before writing/drawing about them.
I can understand that feel. Have you ever written anything /scaly/ related?
>>5821827
>>5821710
yea sometimes some people aren't willing to release a little of the real world rules for some fantasy smut
it's their loss in the end
>>5821866
I got a couple of ss13 lizard stories in OP's pastebin.
>>5821710
In all honesty, it's usually less that they can't be bothered and more that they don't care being anatomically correct in smut, especially when writing about creatures that don't exist like dragons.
>>5821847
lmao @ you
>>5821710
I do a little research before I write stuff too, but I don't get that in depth.
I feel like I'd obsess over details instead of mannerisms, dialogue, and the content itself.
Otherwise I stick to slit/vag + butthole or dick and balls + butthole.
>>5821886
The thing is, nature is FUCKING WEIRD. I mean honestly, some of the shit that walks this earth is far more bizarre than fiction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_blind_salamander
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_three-toed_skink
http://infinitespider.com/can-turtles-breathe-butts/
>>5821936
no one cares nerd
>>5821936
External genitalia doesn't bother me as much since there aren't any anatomical conflicts with that set up. Its a bit too mammalian for my tastes, but its a far better option than slit + asshole.
>>5822057
nah it isn't okay
>>5821889
Are you the same guy who got that statue?
>>5822165
yep
out of principle, I refuse to tripfag. I guess it's easy to tell who I am from my posts, though.
>>5822257
You can't tripfag on /trash/ though
new thread guy probably isn't here because he didn't expect this thread to go by so fast
>>5822381
And all this happened because of kobolds
what the actual fuck.
I leave for 3 hours and come back to a thread already at the end of its life?
where the fuck did slow trash go?
>>5822438
shitposters
Public service announcement.
Just don't give them any attention at all if you even slightly suspect some ones shitposting DO NOT RESPOND.
Even if they try just spamming the threads with non sense if you ignore them they will get bored.
Also when they admit to baiting and trolling like those two previous anons did just report them.
>>5822317
I mean on 4chan in general, but hey, I didn't even realize that option was disabled on this board.
So, anyone going to make a new thread?
>>5822556
>implying this will solve anything
Did you see the whole thread before posting?
>>5822556
I will respond to every shitpost and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>5822698
why
>>5822437
>implying the monstergirl posting had absolutely nothing to do with it
>or people imagedumping
>nope, it was some twenty posts out of 350 that killed the thread
Actually it happened because somebody said kobold princess looked ugly, somebody went full retard, and I agreed with the original poster and everyone got triggered. My whole point was "people like different things, get over it."
>>5822556
Go read the rules because there is nothing that says you can't shitpost or respond to shitposters here except you.
>>5822675
Yes I did my man.
But you have two options: give up and do something else or do the one that takes litterly no energy, nothing. You do nothing and they have nothing.
/v/ posters have the attention span of dead gnats. They crave attention and they will get tired of baiting each other because there is no satisfaction in not getting someone else actually mad.
>>5822675
you literally can't stop someone from spamming images unless some mod (if they exist) pops in and makes the judgement that futa/monstergirls shouldn't be in this thread
so you can only filter/ignore them
it then becomes /scaly/ as usual with half the image/reply limit
>>5822706
Because get fucked.
>>5822732
>Go read the rules because there is nothing that says you can't shitpost or respond to shitposters here except you.
Global rules 3 and 6 would like to have a word with you.
I wonder if kav will ever pop in at any time to share some advice on how to draw dragons, in different poses.
I keep trying to draw dragons in different poses but I now have a garbage can full of bad drawings because of it.
>>5822740
I prefer the third option
>>5822815
>I wonder if kav will ever pop in at any time to share some advice on how to draw dragons, in different poses.
Ask on tumblr
http://kavsketch.tumblr.com/
>>5822837
>this shitty artist again
>>5822799
>Global rules 3 and 6 would like to have a word with you.
From the sticky: >>1178
>You can still post normally on /trash/ just like any other board. Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 14 are enforced. The posting of loli or shota pornography is not permitted.
That was surprisingly satisfying.
>>5822916
Im faggot and you're right!
>>5822934
You can make it up to me by making a new thread, I need to go yell at retards for dropping a pallet of boxes.
>tfw you know everyone knows your office can see the entire floor because everyone looks up at it when they're doing or have done something wrong
>>5822959
god dammit i knew my boss was a massive furfaggot
>>5822916
Fine shitpost then. I'll just do what I preach and ignore you then and I urge all the actual /scaly/ posters to do the same.
>>5822959
Im going to make a thread,wait there
>>5823101
tick tick
who's the backup backup thread maker?
>>5823483
I don't believe so, as that art is old.
Just ToxicToothpick's artstyle.
page 8 PANIC
>>5824077
bump limit man
>>5824113
yea I'm just wondering if I should make a new thread or if someone else is gonna step up
whats a good TotT?
>>5824142
all right if no one else makes it I'm gonna do it
I hope Mr thread maker understands
does this seem okay:
Topic of the thread: What is your favorite size of dragon?
>>5824142
>whats a good TotT?
What kind of scaly do you think is underused?
>>5824223
That's a fine topic. Just remember to take the OP and change the few parts that need changing.
>>5824357
you did well, anon.
>>5820224
i only ever have dreams about fucking stupid things
for the love of god i had a dream about fucking a banshee from halo, thats not even an alive thing with reproductive organs
all my dreams are super shitty