/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Learning to Draw Edition &g

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Requesting any Loud as Killer Queen

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Lynncoln Fics:
>The Live House
http://pastebin.com/YSMVPQzb

>Brotherly Love (WIP)
http://pastebin.com/JZhi8rH4

>I Can't Lose You
http://pastebin.com/E8sQqCHU

>Unworthy of him
http://pastebin.com/FDN3uf9Q

>Lacy Story (WIP)
http://pastebin.com/quBARvKb

>Sibling Smackdown MMXVI
http://pastebin.com/gMU2vG5Z

>Playing in Overtime
http://pastebin.com/tnL36UqR

>Sister Complex
http://pastebin.com/9DeHsPiP

>GangLouds (wip)
http://pastebin.com/9kxDcmci

>Morning Practice part 1 and 2
http://pastebin.com/XvcFfXs8
http://pastebin.com/e1FHGuLR

>Lynn's Notes
http://pastebin.com/5caFCuSt

>Bathroom Break
http://pastebin.com/iqQChnSP

>Lynncoln Dance Fic
http://pastebin.com/YK6bYE4n

>Full Contact
http://pastebin.com/YW65MMsp

>Lynn's Lemonade
http://pastebin.com/qAc1BQE3

>Kick Off. (NSFW)
http://pastebin.com/erzrKFFj

>Lynn Loves Anal
http://pastebin.com/S3GGPXi5

>Slamzilla
http://pastebin.com/KBdPdwDT

>124 Decibels (SAD)
http://pastebin.com/egjz2RK0

>Wild Horses Couldn't Keep Us Apart
http://pastebin.com/MrkE8ctb

>Apologies to the Irwin Family (Comedy)
http://pastebin.com/b2T32uCg

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A happy Lisa is a cute Lisa!

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A happy Andrew is a cute Andrew!

>>5811877
please kill yourself

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A happy Leni is a cute Leni!

>>5811877
Do it with Lincy.

>>5811877
Lynnfags and Lynncolnfags are the cancer that is killing my /tlhg/.

>>5811877
Go to bed, Lacy

>>5811986
Add Lunafags.

>>5811877
http://pastebin.com/cSu8f3yx
non lewd but still Lynncoln.

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What if Lynn had a completely normal sibling relationship with Lincoln and she was happy for him and his girlfriend, Ronnie, because she had no romantic interest in her own brother?

>>5811986
You can just say Lynncolnfags

Nobody really likes Lynn in these threads

>>5812048
True

>>5812073
Thanks.

>>5812115
This might be the most retarded What if/ywn ever posted in the history of this general.

>>5812115
BORING
O
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N
G

To the anon who wanted a loud house fighting roster thing, the drawing is in progress. Probably not the thing you wanted exactly but eh. I don't think ill be able to finish tonight but who knows

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Why is she so precious?

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http://pastebin.com/NVy215M0

>>5812538
Fuck off Misha

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>>5812510
It's okay if you can't finish it tonight and just take your time with it. You're already awesome for doing it, and thank you so much.

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>>5812578
why must you tease me with such short vignettes? All it does is make me wish for a full-scale fic.

VIII
I
I
I

>>5812538
That absolute territory

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>>5813425
>mfw I get this
I think he worked himself to death a bit ago, or passed out. This always happens closest to update time though, it's a good sign

>>5812124
Lynn is obviously one of the most popular characters on the show. Even a casual like me can tell that.

>>5812115
Do you think Ronnie would be cool with Lynn and Lincoln sharing a bed?

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>>5813653
She would probably tease him about it, but there's nothing wrong with siblings sleeping next to each other, so she wouldn't really mind.

>>5813692
Who here has ever slept in the same bed as their sister(s)?

>>5813714
I've slept with my brothers before.

>>5813714
As a kid I I did it lots of times. Like in motel rooms and in a cabin in the woods we went camping at. In my late teens I did it twice when we were both drunk. Hopefully we didn't have sex.

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Roll to marry,

>>5813784
Rolling for Luna.

>>5813714
Never with my sister, but I have with my older brother when I was younger. We've always shared a room together since we were kids. Still share a room right now. I've never been able to fap in my own room.

>>5813784
I want to marry Luan and impregnate her several times.

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>>5813784
I need a Luna please!

>>5813784
Shooting for Leni or Luna

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>>5813784
C'mon, I want to marry her so badly...

>>5813794
I'll take her. She's in my top five.

>>5813825
I won't say I'm not disappointed, but I'll take my #4 sister.

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>>5813822
Holy shit every single time I do this I always get the twins! Sure I love them, but jeez a little variety.

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>>5813784
I promise to divorce anyone who isn't Leni

>>5812115
GTFO with that autistic headcanon.

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>>5813784

>>5813872
Must be you're fated to be a twinfag. The lowliest of loud house waifufags.

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>>5813784
rollin

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>>5813829
I keep getting Whori Lori.
Rerolling.

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>>5813909
NO
FUCKING NO
COME ON
ONE LAST TIME

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>>5813901
fuck

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>>5813909
Kek has spoken.

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>>5813784
role

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>>5813784
L U C Y
U
C
Y

If it's Lynn or Luan I'm gonna staple by testicles on the ceiling.

>>5813917
All I fucking get
is fucking Lori or Luna
I'd rather be lonely.

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>>5813909
>>5813829
>>5813917

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>>5813909
Kek.

>>5813784
Rollin'

>Lori lies on her stomach in the living room couch, staring at her phone.
>Suddenly she feels something pressing against her big round rump through her shorts.
>Not an uncommon thing in the Loud House.
>"Who is that back there?" Lori says without looking away from her phone.
>After a few seconds of silence, whoever is molesting Lori replies.
>"It's me" Lynn replies
>"And I'm waiting my turn." Lincoln adds on
>"That makes literally no sense, just share." Lori casually lifts her bottom in the air so Lynn can easily pull her shorts off.
>Once Lori feels the air on her fat ass she drops it back down.
>The oldest Loud child feels two pairs of hands rubbing her ass all over.
>Lori hears Lincoln and Lynn's heads clonk together as they both say ow simultaneously.
>"Watch it Lincoln!"
>"My bad, you take the left cheek, I'll take the right."
>Once their grounds are agreed upon, Lori feels their mouths getting to work
>On her right cheek, she feels Lincoln gentle, worship-like kisses and licks
>He lightly squeezes at it, reveling in its glory.
>It's nice
>On her left cheek however, Lynn is doing her typical routine.
>She laps at it like a wild dog, squeezes it roughly, even bites at it a little.
>It is a different type of worship, still nice though.
>Lori doesn't react to any of it though, mindlessly lurking /asp/ on her phone.
>Lori finally turns her head when she hears Lincoln unzip his pants.
>"No penetration Linc, same rules as always."
>Out the corner of her eyes Lori sees Lynn pulling down her own shorts.
>'This should be amusing' Lori thinks to herself as she decides to listen to the two of them.
>"What are you doing?" Lynn asks
>"Huh? I'm getting into position."
>"Yeah, MY position."
>"But this is what I always do with my Lori time."
>Lincoln likes hotdogging, Lynn likes tribbing, Jack's from the PI
>"Just take the top half man."
>Lincoln probably shrugs because Lori feels him climb over her ass and place his shota peen in the top of her crack.

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>>5813925
>5

>>5813925
Ouch.
>>5813952
Dang it.

>>5813935
>>5813949
i give up
>>5813944
>4
I hate you.

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This is my Lily.

>>5813988
Than you better get her away from that nigger!

>>5813956
nice keep going or is a oneshot?

>>5813956
Noice

>>5813956
>Jack's from the P.I.

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>>5813988
This is my Lucy.

>>5813784
Cmon Luan...

>>>/mlp/28656838

>>5814261
Welp, looks like I'll be tapping that boipussy from now on.

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I want to snuggle with Lisa and help her fall asleep.

>>5813784
Hrup.

>tfw made myself super depressed by fapping to the video I have of the first girl I truly fell in love with as a kid flashing her tits

Fuck. Why do I do this to myself?

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>>5814274
wtf.

>>5813956
>Lynn slides her way up Lori's legs, the bottom of Lori's ass almost completely covering Lynn's hips
>With both of them in position, Lynn and Lincoln both start moving at their own paces.
>Lincoln takes it slow, savoring the booty meat wrapped around his uncut cock.
>Lynn thrusts away, desperate to reach orgasm as fast as possible
>Lori thinks about how bad she wants a turkey sandwich
>The constant motion on her backside slows down in the top half
>"Hey Lynn, calm down a second."
>Lynn ignores him and keeps thrusting until Lincoln snaps his fingers in her face.
>"What?"
>"We have to get in sync because this isn't working."
>Lynn must agree with the sentiment because Lori can feel the top movement start up, followed by the bottom half trying to match it.
>Soon enough, the two have a perfect tempo going.
>Like they're sawing down a tree.
>Turns out this is the best way to double team your sister's ass.
>When one of them pulls back, the ass changes to give the other a better angle.
>Slowly, exponentially their speed picks up.
>"Hey Lynn..." Lincoln says as he thrusts
>"Yeah... Lincoln?" Lynn says out of breath.
>Lincoln doesn't reply with words, instead thrusting into Lori's crack with enough force to send his cum flying towards Lynn's face.
>Imagine this in slow motion.
>As Lincoln's batter flies through the air, Lynn cums as well.
>Her orgasm so amazing that she throws her head back, arches her back far enough that all of Lincoln's juice goes over her head.
>Both of the now exhausted siblings flop off of their big sister and onto the floor.
>Lori starts to push herself up and off of the couch as two people run down the stairs
>"Aw sweet dude is it Lori time?!"
>"I'm going first Luna! No butts about it!"

The End

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>"C'mon anon, let's hit the hay."

>>5814374
http://pastebin.com/RDzDgT1W

Another greentext to my repertoire

>>5814395
good short fic

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>>5814390
>Hit the lights already, you stooge.

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I wanna score smack with Luna. We could go down the way and cop from the Puerto Ricans out front of one of the corner stores in their neighborhood. Then when we get back to the Loud house we'll tie one another off and share the same needle as a sign of our trust and love. After we push off well collapse into one another's arms and lie in her bed and listen to music.

We could just waste the while day that way. Lying in bed scratching ourselves and nodding off. We'll both know that we're throwing our lives away and that one day we're going to reap what we sow. But in that moment everything will be perfect. There won't be any problems. There won't be any drama. There will just be the two of us, alone together in the place where dreams are made.

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>>5814390
I want to cuddle with Luna so badly. Listening to her heart beat as the both of you embrace each other tightly.

>>5814437
That's a good one. I want to paint her toenails!

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>>5814390
k

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What if Lynn was chained up in your basement?

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>>5814198
I wanna do things to that Lucy! Even if it's against her will.

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>>5813784
Lynn roll

>>5814346
Oh god I just checked her facebook and it made me even more depressed. Now I can't stop thinking about how much of a fuckup I am...

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>>5814475
Please don't hurt Lucy... She loves you, why would you use her?

>>5814473
There's a treadmill and a bench in my basement. She'd be content.

>>5813784
no

It seems male Leni will be the feminine numale brother of the rule 63 episode, but who will be the manliest?

>>5814489
I hardly ever think about my girlfriend from my first sexual relationship. I haven't even seen her since high school. I wonder how life's been treating her. I wonder if she got fat yet. Her mom was fat so I figure it was just matter of time for her.

But what made this girl so special anon?

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>>5814517
Lori obv

What if Lynn was sexually abusing Lucy and Lucy secretly liked it?

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>>5814494
Now listen hear. I like you, and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Choice is yours.

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>>5814494
Because I wouldn't. I would treat her with utmost respect and absolute tender love and care.

>>5814541
You can't rape the willing.

>>5814517
>Lane's attempts at escape only led to him being cornered in one of the few spots a teacher couldn't save him.
>The boys bathroom
>The comedian freshman had been chased in by three juniors, the leader of the group now holding him up against the wall.
>"Where do you think you're going freshie?"
>One of the lackeys was watching the door, the other was just standing behind the leader.
>"Just wanted to freshen up." Lane laughs in his face
>"You think this is some kinda joke?!"
>"Well you certainly are."
>That really upsets him and he turns to his cohort, almost catching him laughing.
>"Check the toilets, we're gonna put Mr.Comedian's head in the nastiest one."
>The henchman does as he's told and Lane actually starts to worry.
>The bathroom door opens
>"Can't come in-" The one at the door stops mid-sentence followed by running out in the hallway.
>The leader turns around again to see a tall blonde boy enter the bathroom.
>"Found it m-" The other one comes out of a stall but stops before running out the bathroom himself.
>"H-Hey Loki, s-something the matter?" The leader releases Lane Loud and turns to face Loki Loud
>"You must be literally insane."
>"W-what? W-we were just messing with this freshie?"
>Loki pushes him up against the wall like he had Lane a minute ago.
>"You mean my brother?"
>The junior literally pisses his pants
>"Come on Chet, really?" Loki says as he creates some distance between himself and the pissboy.
>"He's your brother?! I-I-I swear I didn't know! Please don't hurt me!" Chet breaks down in tears and pee
>"I don't know, what do you think Lane?"
>"Let him go, he realized his piss-take"

>>5814519
these just keep getting more and more racist

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>>5814542
Please don't hurt Lucy, Anon. She loves you, and she would do anything you wanted to do...
>>5814553
Good lad.

So in the Sick/Spooky episode do you think Lily is gonna be sick too? Will the parents be sick?

>>5814577

I hope Loki is a lovable yet completely dense chad in the episode.

>>5814602
Probably.

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>>5809445

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>>5814613
Yes!
Two down

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I got a Leni and the Jetts update that will be posted later on today (east coast burgerman here), but on monday I'm gonna be unable to update anything for about two weeks. Good news is I finally figured out a good ending for Leni and the Jetts. after that fic is done, I have a collab with moon in the works, and a collab with immorticon, as well as a luna and Lori road trip fic, and continuing the lynn and lincoln superhero fic I wrote an intro to a while back.

>>5814607
I just want to see him BLEACH Roberta

>>5814519
Wouldn't it had made more sense to use Bobby?

>>5814531
It's hard to explain. Maybe it's just first love syndrome or some shit? I don't know. I do know that if I had tried a little harder, wasn't so afraid, we'd have probably ended up together and things wouldn't have ended the way they did.

>Be me
>5th grade
>new girl transfers in right at the end of the year
>she's bosnian
>doesn't have any friends and no one will even try to get along with her because it's so late in the year and kids are stupid and petty like that
>I was always that kid who tried too hard to fit in
>I didn't have friends, but it's not like anyone hated me, they just found me annoying or overly talkative when someone would give me the time of day
>we were basically the only outcasts in class other than the fat kid named russel who always smelled like rotten milk and never changed his clothes because he was poor
>one day teacher made us do group art activities
>me and girl paired up because no one else would pair with us
>we talk
>she's actually super fucking nice and talks nearly as much as I do
>we become friends
>skip ahead after summer break
>me and her are in the same class again
>still best friends
>always hang out in class, we're called the dorky duo
>people finally get around to talking to her
>she suddenly shoots from the bottom of the popularity ladder right up to the top because she's pretty, smart, and fun to be with
>she prioritizes me over anyone else
>end up having feelings that are more than friendship towards her
>suddenly 7th grade
>once again she shoots right up to peak popularity levels while I'm still stuck in the dust
>we don't share classes anymore because i'm in AP and she isn't
>middle school friends drive a wedge between us
>don't hang out anymore
>we don't speak much because we're in different worlds now
>find out i've been recommended to switch schools because i've been doing too well in school and they want to send me to a school dedicated to AP kids

(cont)

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>>5814596
>she would do anything you wanted to do...
Even anal? I'm a booty warrior Luce.

>>5814623
>collab with moon, collab with immorticon
Glad to see more people are becoming interested in doing that kind of thing. Looking forward to some Jetts and some Lona, mickey. Good luck with what you'll be busy with

>>5814639
I heard he was originally white, but the network told Savino to make him Hispanic to help fill their minority quota.

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>>5814671
Of course she would... Good thing, too. She's into that sorta thing.

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>>5814639
I considered it but I figured I'd be more faithful to the original

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>>5814676
thanks bud! I'm not very active in threads unless I'm posting updates, I just wanted to let those anons who liked what I wrote that I didn't pull a cell and just leave.

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>>5814684
I wanna ruin that booty.

>>5814678
That sounds ridiculous
>>5814687
Are these satire? I can never get a read on them but they seem too ludicrous to be true.

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>>5814708
Like I said, it's a good thing she's into that. She would enjoy every second of it.

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>"H-hey, anon..." Lynn inched backwards, trying to get away.
>But the locker room exit was behind you. She was cornered.
>"I was looking for you Lynn" You prop yourself against the wall, right arm outstretched, staring at her.
>She looks down. "What do you want..."
>You raise your other hand to her freckled cheek and stroke it gently. "You know exactly what I want."
>Her eyes widen. She turns her head towards the exit, but you grab her wrists and pin her against the wall before she could make an escape.
>"Please" she whispers, her eyes closed tightly shut. "Don't do this, anon."
>You smirk. "And why would I listen to you? You're just a girl. Us guys are the ones on top, especially in sports. So why don't you be a good little slut, and do what you're told?"
>"I-I'll tell your dad about this..." she whispers again, eyes still shut.
>You click you tongue. "Tsk, tsk. My dad the coach? Do you really think he'll believe you? Do you think anyone here will believe you? I'll just tell them you came on to me, and that you're a scheming, lying little bitch. And they'll take my word for it. The whole school would think you're a whore..."
>Snaking your right hand up her shirt, you fondle her small breast, squeezing and playing with it.
>You bring your face closer to hers and press your lips together. It was a kiss of domination rather than romance, though Lynn seemed relieved that was all it was.
>The bell rings. Realizing you would not have time to finish this encounter, you decide to end it for now. The main event would have to wait.
>"I'll be back for you later." you whisper in her ear, before releasing her and slinking out of the locker room.
>Shaken, Lynn slides down the wall, sobbing quietly in a fetal position on the floor. She knew you were right. Who would believe her?

>>5814650
keep going

>>5814390
she has fat calves

>You are at the Loud House, you go to the kitchen to get something to eat, you see in the fridge a slice of oreo cream pie. On it you see a folded paper with Lola's name it, saying DO NOT TOUCH with an ellipses followed by "If you know what's good for you."

What do you do?

>>5814739
Don't eat it. I don't wanna die just yet.

>>5814730
I think there was gonna be a full fic to this wasn't there? I remember there being a bit more, but that's it. Did it ever get finished?

>>5814739
Put the note on something else and put a different note on the pie

>"For anyone except Lola"

Leave the pie in there and wait

>>5814739
grab the plate and casually flick off the paper and grab a fork and eat, walking into the living room to watch tv, and just wait for Lola to see the paper on the floor and the pie-less fridge.

>>5814732
All her extra body fat just sinks down I guess.

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The twins are for each other, and no one else. Not even you, anon.

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>>5814650
>don't really want to switch schools, but I was being bullied pretty hard at the time and after having a kid shove my hand in to a belt sander, I didn't want to be there anymore
>agree to the transfer
>even though we don't talk much, we still ride the same bus home and sit next to each other on the way home
>haven't told her about the transfer yet, or the bullying
>she knows something is up
>try and play it off like it's nothing
>she keeps insisting I tell her what's wrong because she's my friend and she's there for me
>hearing her say that only makes me feel worse about not telling her
>last day of school for me before I transfer
>feeling even more down than usual
>seeing me sad ends up making her sad
>asks me again to tell her what's wrong
>tell her not today, but I promise I will tomorrow
>get off bus for the last time
>she looks at me out the window and waves goodbye
>turn around and run away

That's the last time I saw her, and the last time we spoke. My depression never got any better, and my life fell apart at the start of high school, which only made things worse. I basically gave up on all of my aspirations and plans for the future and became a shut in. A few years back, I was browsing for something to fap to and came across a video of her. It wasn't anything bad, really. It was a video of her on omegle, playing one of those omegle games where the girl gets points for flashing her tits and stuff. She took her top off, showed off her thong, and flashed her tits before the video ends.

I hadn't really thought about her much until then, but after seeing that video (and then feeling horrible for fapping to it), I found her on facebook, which I still check up on from time to time. Seeing her there was worse than seeing her in that video, because she's happy and I'm not. She's in a relationship, has friends, and is a success and i'm still just a horrid blob of depression. She probably doesn't even remember me at this point, which is for the best.

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>>5814762
Yeah, it's still in progress. I just got lazy. I've been meaning to get back on that.

If you want I can post the other parts.

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>>5813784
Rolling for a Luna or Leni

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Ronnie Anne is cute!

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>>5814771
This is the only Loud incest I approve of.

>>5814678
If they weren't all in the same family there would probably be one of those ridiculous groupings with a snowflake rainbow. A black, a Mexican, an Asian, a Muslim, a lesbian, a paraplegic, two or three normal whites, and one or two other rando miscreants like an obese chick or whatever. That's the new normal. We're lucky we got as many normal white characters as we did

That's probably why tumblr hates the show so much.

>>5814726
It's more fun to take than it is to receive.

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>>5813784
Whatever. It's not like I'll get Leni, and whoever I'm forced to marry will probably file for divorce within a month.

>>5814798
What?
>It's more fun to take than to...
What do you mean?
Not him, but are you talking about rape?

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>>5814684
Why haven't you done it yet anon? Don't you want to be with Lucy in the after life?

>>5813784
lets see dat new waifu

>>5814796
I don't think they hate it, I think most of them just don't care about it, because of the lack of snowflakes.

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>>5814795
You've picked the right horse.

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>>5814817
Shit yeah! rocker sister all day.

>>5814784
I've read up to the part where Luna gets Lynn and they leave school. Was that the most recent update?

>>5814813
Because I have a sister, Anon. If she wasn't here, I would have done it a long time ago.

>>5814780
You're living in the past man. You need to move on with your life. Make positive lifestyle changes and stick with them. Start today. Do something new and challenging. You can be the person you want to be. The only thing stopping you is you.

>While browsing a part of the internet that is not 4chan, you come across a pic that seems to be a leaked screenshot of a new episode of TLH. It shows Rita Loud in frame wearing lingerie, face obscured, in a somewhat questionable pose, how do you react and do you show /trash/ the pic?

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>>5814834
Here's the very last part posted
>Hallway, 1st period
>Lynn closes her locker door, and is startled when she sees your face behind it.
>"Ah! Anon, you scared me...", she sighs, but not in relief.
>"We missed you at practice yesterday. Feeling all right? We wouldn't want our star player out on the DL, would we?" You inch in closer.
>"No... but I'm fine now. It was just, some personal stuff..."
>"Heh, that's the problem with you girls, always getting those monthly visits. I hope those won't be a problem for the team-"
>"T-that's not what it was!" Lynn blushes, slamming her fist against the locker door. Most of the hallways turns their attention to you two.
>"Whoa, okay then." You back up, smirking. "Just try not to be absent anymore, or else my father might have to reconsider your spot on the team. We don't like flakes, you know." You give her a small wave and retreat down the hall.
>Again, Lynn sighs.
>She dreads seeing you again later.

>>5814838
I moved on from her a few years after we parted ways. Had a qt tomby who was in to me even though I was a depressed fuck. I fucked that one up hard though, and haven't had luck with women since.

And of course I want to change. But wanting something and making it happen are two different beasts all together and unfortunately my horrible depression always wins out and makes my attempts end in failure.

Speaking of depression, all of this has made me too depressed to stay awake, so I'm going to bed. I wish sleep would help, but I know it won't. At least we get two new eps in a few hours, so that's something to look forward to when I wake up.

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>>5814780
I'd advise you to drink heavily. That, or, if you dont have a job that drug tests, smoke weed. Just because one girl you used to know exposed herself on the internet like the whore she is is no reason to get down on yourself. Realize that your life is your own, and live it the way you want.

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>>5814812
Use your imagination

>>5814862
>how would I react
I would immediately question the authenticity. Fakes can be pretty convincing.
>do you show /trash/ the pic
Probably not because I would assume someone else on /tlh/ would also have found and posted it.

>>5814862
I'd make sure I wasn't hallucinating, masturbate furiously, and then show /tlhg/ the pic for some art to masturbate furiously too.

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>>5814871
I sympathize, I have fucked up every good thing in my life multiple times over. Goodluck man, I hope you eventually meet a 7/10 qt with who'm you can start a family with and live the downgraded american dream

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>>5814836
Your sister will be fine. Lucy needs you now anon.

>>5814882
I would rather not think about a grown man raping an eight year old, dude.

>>5814884
Okay what if it was instead a small video?

>>5814893
No, you halfwit. I need my sister. She's my everything, dude, and she's like, half my age. I gotta be here for her, man. Besides, she's like a little Lucy.

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>>5814838
>Tfw have no past worth living in
>Don't know if I'll ever have such a thing

I envy that anon.
I'm already working in construction, and everyday I feel like committing suicide. I don't think there's really anything good in life. I can laugh and chuckle with strangers, but I'll never really be satiated.

People condemn suicide so strongly. They just don't want to admit that they'll likely never find the purpose to their world.

I thought I could become an artist, but I'm too tired to absorb information when I get home. I forget it all.

One day I might do it. There's only so much I get from watching cartoons by myself, and that's one of my only pleasures in this reality.

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>>5814898
Surely you can get more creative than that.

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>>5814916
A grown man killing an eight year old? Dude, what do you want from me?

>>5814904
Then I would be shocked and dumbfounded.

But again I wouldn't post it, because if I saw it chances are several other people on /tlh/ had as well. I'm lazy, you see.

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>>5811932
>>5811986
>BAAWW, STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

>>5814892
>>5814871

It's never too late to change. I was a fuck up for years. Probably a bigger fuck up than either of you two. I got sick of it and I made some changes. I'm not exactly where I want to be yet, but I'm well on my way. There is always hope. There are opportunities waiting for you.

You're not happy now right? Than stop doing what you're doing and try something new. What do you have to lose?

>>5814932
but anon, think of the chance to be the first to show it to all of tlhg...you'd be viewed as finder of the holy grail...kinda.

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>>5814909
But who will protect Lucy from the bullies anon?

http://pastebin.com/tZE5Bd39

Doesn't have enough hits for as long as I've had it up

>>5814947
Does she really need protection from Sperg? he's a fat wuss with a shit mom.

>>5814943
meh, even if I was shocked for this being in a kids cartoon I still don't care enough about Rita to post anything about that.

>>5814947
No one, because she doesn't get bullied except in edgy pictures and fanfiction. I'm not gonna do it, my dude. My sister is more important then Lucy will ever be to me.

>>5814940
People like us secretly like being shit

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>>5814965
Wow anon I can't believe what I'm hearing. Your real flesh and blood sister is more important to you than a fictional goth loli? For shame anon, for shame.

You get to ask one question to each VA of every female member of the Loud Family, what do you ask to them?

>>5814980
Mate, if Lucy was real I would do fucking anything for her, but she isn't, and my sister is. What do you want from me?

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TODAY

>>5814987
I'd ask them all the same thing. What is the worst experience you've ever had with a fan, online or off? Might be funny.

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>>5814988
I want you to do it.

>>5814911
I'm a firm believer that human beings need to set goals and achieve them. I'm also a big believer in exercise. I think that sometimes, not always, depression is your body's way of telling you that you need to run. Human beings evolved to run. That's why 60% of our body is legs. I always feel great after a run.

I work in construction too. It's not necessarily what I want to do with my life, but it's enough money to support myself and not have to live with NEET shame. And to be honest women respond to it. They like men who are utilitarian.

Five years ago I was an overweight depressed loser who laid in bed all day getting high. Now I look forward to waking up in the morning because I'm excited for a new day. But that's just me. I found the changes I needed to make and I made them. I don't know how to help anyone else or who can and cannot be helped. But people can change. Life can get better.

>>5815008
I'm not gonna, my dude. Not matter what you say. Why don't you show Lucy how much you love her, and then I might join you, sound good champ?

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>>5815015
It's already too late anon. Lucy heard of your betrayal and her fragile mind couldn't take it. You could have prevented this anon.

>>5815029
Jokes on you, she isn't real, so I don't care.

>>5815014
I've never lived with NEET shame before.
I simply want to go back to being one.

I don't want a girlfriend. It would simply be a bother for a person like me.

The worst part about everything is I know the changes I need to make, but I can never fulfill those changes without ruining my life.

I'm not depressed when I'm at my house 24/7. I love it there. The world is what constantly devastates me.

>>5815024
Did you get confused about what board you're on?

>>5815042
Nigga, one might say you 'fell for the bait.' Care to deny these claims?

>>5814988
Take it easy, man. We're just messin with'ya.

You're a good guy, famalam, but make sure to ignore shitposters when confessing family stuff like that

>>5815056
He's just leaving out bait for the Jews. Just you watch they'll come running.

>>5815058
No, I did. I did it because I'm so fucking bored, dude. I could be writing, but I'm also really fucking lazy as well.

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Does anyone legitimately like Clyde? Even in the target audience.

>>5815077
clyde is shit and not because he's a nigger

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>>5815042
Why do you hate Lucy anon? She just wanted to be loved.

>>5815064
Okay, I guess... My sister is a sensitive topic for me... I should probably get back to doing something, like writing.

>>5815067
Damn do I know that feeling! You say you could be writing, do you mind if I ask what it is that you're writing?

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>>5815067
Writing? Gotta pastebin? I also should be writing, but i just got home and im tired as all hell. Will probably work on the fic tomorrow morning before heading off to work, tryin to finish and post my next story by tuesday.

>>5815089
You writin somethin too? Care to share?

>>5815077
I like him just fine, completely harmless.
Clyde even has a few good jokes every now and then.

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>>5815087
I don't, we've been over this. She isn't real, though, that's a mighty big selling point to me, boyo.
>>5815089
>>5815092
It was gonna be a Lucy selfcest, but I guess it turned into Lucy X Haiku? I dunno. Pastebin is here: http://pastebin.com/u/burgerboy
You may have seen me, I post here semi often.

>>5815085
This.
Clyde has got to be the worst character in the entire show because he's a bland, characterless voice forever wasting valuable sister/plot time. He's incredibly flat despite taking up a good amount of time per episode. I doubt this has chance of changing.

The show would be far better if Clyde and his entire family moved.

He's only interjected to make episodes hit their time limit.

>>5815107
I saw you post it earlier, desu that kinda stuff isn't to my tastes but goodluck m8. I hope you have fun writing it! I know im just getting to the most fun part of my project, so im excited about that.

>>5815092
It's weird to talk about it since it's months old at this point, but there was a abuse fic I wrote with Luan some time ago and only a few days ago did someone ask me to do more.

So now I feel a little more motivated to do some fics.

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>>5815107
Lucy could be real anon. You just gotta believe! Also weren't you also writing a Lincoln x Lucy lewd or am I thinking of someone else?

>>5815108
yup, even Tucker and Aj are bettter than him

why everything now is force to have a black character? i can name a lot of good black characters like Static Shock and John Stewart from Justice League

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>>5815122
Awesome! Its always good to see more content float around. Also, I feel like tonight/tomorrow is gonna make this place go fucking insane, im looking forward to have at least 7 different generals over the span of one day. The revival shitposting is gonna be fucking real.

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>>5815125
That's like several dozen people on this board anon. I'm more surprised there hasn't been more LucyxOld God action.

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>>5815122
I still believe in you.

how do you niggers feel about driving off all of the content creators? You had some good things going but your faggot shitposting has led to nonsensical shitposting, and everything keeping this general alive (aka content creators) has jumped ship. roll call who has kept this sinking mousetrap.

>>5815125
I was. I still am. I will. http://pastebin.com/Dy57QqV4
Don't expect an update soon. I'm in a rut in where to go.

>>5815077
Clyde is shit. I'm so sick of the whole "boy who is obsessed with one girl" character trope. Not only is that shit done to death, but Clyde is like the penultimate specimen. Every line out of his mouth is some cringe inducing stalker shit. It's already very tiresome and it's only the first season.

>>5815152
Well the one i'm thinking of had Lucy showing Lincoln her pubes because she thought she was turning into a werewolf or something. I can't remember who was writing it, but I thought it was him.

>>5815056
I came to trash to avoid stupid shit like this.

>>5815170
>8 year old having pubes
maybe in turkey or greece

>>5815181
Weirder things have been written here, Anon.

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>>5815143
There's gonna be an increase in activity when new episodes start again, but undoubtedly it's gonna be the r63 episode and the David Bowie episode that will cause the biggest storm of shitposting, but what can you do right?

>>5815153
Thank you Anon. I'll try to not shit it up. No promises tho.

>>5815128
I don't see a major issue with interjecting blacks into cartoons. It's a great way for kids to see blacks as people if they're living in an area where there are none.

Division and hate between human beings is a pretty powerful force, so I'm alright with anything that aids in the curbing of that.

I remember having hateful thoughts about blacks when I was 7. I don't think it's a particularly intelligent thought, and I can't stand by it. It still pops into my head whenever I see a true minority. (Gay black man, etc) I immediately think "Fucking faggot nigger.", but I try my hardest to treat them as my equal.

I think racism is really something innate to being a human being. I believe almost all liberals have racist tendencies that they keep secret from those that know them. They simply choose to push for the progression of society as a whole.

Even if the bell curve is real, it doesn't scrub away the fact that blacks are people too. I'm grateful racism is publicly condemned.

>>5815161
/sug/ is in another thread, anon

>>5815175
Me too. I used to hang around /v/

It got too crazy, and terrible despite all of the good times I had on there.

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>>5815163
I recommend butt stuff. Buuutt that's just me.

>>5815194
Mate.
You have NO idea how much I like butt stuff.
Question is, you want it injected into this story or do you want something new written?

>>5815161
>how do you niggers feel about driving off all of the content creators?
Aren't most still here? I mean, the only content creator that was driven off was DF, but I think that's for the best. Both for the threads and for his sake.

Also doodleanon.

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>>5815202
Either or.

>>5815218
why do you even entertain him? why do you even care about internet drama?

>>5815227
I... Mhh... Thinking about it, I'll put butt stuff in the story. I'll work on it tomorrow. Thanks, family. You gave me an idea.

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>>5815186
ib4 /pol/
That's pretty interesting anon. I always thought while we humans are just a big ol' ball of hate that racism was taught. I grew up in a pretty diverse area so I never thought anything of it when I saw it in media.

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>>5815161
>driving off all of the content creators
They didn't, sure some left but hardly because of these monkeys.
We've had good threads, this week and last, full of content and some criticism. You just notice all these shit threads because your mind takes the good threads for granted.

Most content creators know what they're dealing with, that those posts are just shitposters and retarded newfags that think they're cool agreeing to them.
The reason why some CCs reply to them is because writing/art is something they enjoy, to some even their passion, it makes them happy and they want to improve, so when they see someone claiming they don't like their stuff they can't just say "yeah that's a shitposter" 100% of the time. Even if there's a small chance that someone could actually bring some valid criticism they'll take it.

Anyway CCs are still here, but they and all of us with half a brain are letting these apes tire themselves out in these ours. Also i think that eventually they'll get sick of this general and move on to the next shiny thread to ruin.

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>>5815185
It will truly be a wild ride, can't wait to be around to experience our little digital storm Matthew.

>>5815248
all content creators are shit

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>>5815253
Oh yeah Matthew was a thing wasn't it?
>Actual picture of Matt
>Actual picture of shitstorm approaching /tlhg/

>>5815248
t. Draw""""""""friend""""""""

>>5815282
It's a shame that this will cause flak that will ruin threads for weeks, but at least I'll be able to watch the shitseed grow into a beautiful shitgarden.

>>5815248
t. fagotron

>>5815218
>DF
Last time I heard he was actually doing alright which is always nice to hear, it's a shame that he can't just goof around with us idiots and shitpost for fun.

>doodleanon
Who?

>>5815328
t. discord faget

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>>5815278
>>5815286
>>5815312

You're trying really hard, anon. But don't give up I believe in you!

The last anime you watched is now Lincoln's new favorite anime, how does he go about watching it, and depending on its genre/rating does he have to careful and/or sneaky about how he watches it?

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>>5813714
>Who here has ever slept in the same bed as their sister(s)?
Shared a room with my older sister, she slept better when someone was next to her on her bed even though we had separate beds on other sides of the room. I was around 12-13 making her 16-17.

I think at the start we actually had the beds pushed together in the middle of the room.

She'd put her cold legs on mine to warm her legs up.

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>>5815278
>>5815286
>>5815312
>being this assblasted because you are the non-content creating untermensch.
it's as though without CCs, your pitiful life would be meaningless!

>>5815343
>>5815352
it should be anons, plural cause im just one of them

>>5815343
>giving him exactly what he wanted
fire meet fuel

>>5815357
its like they are taking the bait on purpose

>>5814650
That reminds me of this girl I went to grade school with. She was extremely quiet. She had no friends and just wouldn't talk to anyone. She wasn't ugly or retarded or anything, just completely silent all the time. Just a cute little mousy brunette girl who was crippled with shyness. I remember I never really thought much about her one way or the other, but somehow we were paired up for some assignment once and I got to talk to her alone for a while.

She completely opened up to me. I hadn't seen her talk as much as she did that day in the eight years I had known her before then. We hit it off immediately and it turned out she was a sweet and kind girl who was just unbelievably shy. I didn't realize at the time that she probably had a crush on me, but looking back I should of realized. She was like one of only five kids who voted for me for class president, she used to always try to pick me as a partner for assignments, if we played heads up seven up she would always push my thumb down, etc...

She was just so quiet. Two of my friends bullied her one day so badly that she was scared to come to school the next day. I vaguely remember telling them to leave her alone, but I might not have said anything. I never really spent much time with her. I had friends that I spent all my time with and I ended up getting girlfriends and I just never made time for her and we drifted apart.

She's one of my big regrets. I surrounded myself with so many worthless shitty people, I genuinely feel like I cheated myself out of something that could have been beautiful. Also I know that she was hurting and she needed a friend. I should of been there but I wasn't.

That's how all of my regrets are. I regret the things I didn't do a lot more than the things I did.

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>>5815350
Like each of you were on your own side or cuddling?
This is important.

>>5813714
Sleeping in bed with my sister right now...
She's holding onto me like a pillow... I love her so much.

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Maybe it's just me, but this thread seems pretty gay.
At the least, certainly a strange thing to wake up to.

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>>5815366
I am. I wanna see if he's gonna keep going or if he's just a one-pump chump.

>>5813784
Mao tse tung was fat

>>5815391
It was a small bed, but there wasn't really cuddling. It was just really cluttered.

We'd share a blanket because two large blankets would make it more uncomfortable, she'd end up having the single blanket nearly wrapped around her entirely by the morning though.

>>5815405
Ages?

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>>5815352
I'm making a Luan comic right now, but it's not really long at all.

>>5815453
Uhh... I'm 22, and she's 12...
It's not like that, okay? She's just really close to me.

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>>5815346
Is imagine he'd be fine just watching it wherever. The thing is I can also imagine Luna walking by and catching a few musical references the series makes.

>>5815466
I didn't think it was like that. It would have been a lot weirder if you were both in your twenties or something. I was expecting you to say she was like 6. She's getting a little old for that sort of thing. Better enjoy it while you can.

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>>5815405
That's cute as fuck.

>>5815454
It doesn't have to be anon.

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>>5815466
Oh i remember you from that thread a while back.
Ride on anon, you a good man. Hope you learned to ignore all these fools who don't know what they're talking about and think they do.

>>5815466
Your parents don't find it a bit weird though?

>>5815515
He's mentioned this story before. There's no one left, they only have each other...

>>5815491
I know... She's everything to me, dude. I'm not ready to let her go, but she isn't ready to leave me.
>>5815501
She's adorable.
>>5815515
Don't have any, Anon. Just me, her, and my brother.
>>5815514
Hey, thanks man. I appreciate that.

>>5815490
Do you think if Leni caught it she'd squee at the character's fashion or gag?

>>5815538
It sucks how people are all terrified of kiddy diddlers these days. I'm like catnip to little girls. I've had a couple of them crush on me. It's cute and funny, but then I'm worried that people are going to think I'm a fucking pervert because I gave her a piggy back ride or something.

>>5815077

>forced diversity

Clyde was in the show back when it had them all as funny animals.

>>5815077

I see what they're trying to do with Clyde (let Lincoln have a friend of the same sex who can connect to him in a way the sisters can't). The issue is they made him too much like Lincoln that the trait he doesn't share with Lincoln is him lusting for Lori. Throw in how Lincoln already has his sisters to play the sidekick and Clyde really comes off as shoved in.

>>5815108

That's a dandy point. Clyde does have a habit of being there to pad out episodes. Especially considering how unhelpful he keeps being.

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what is it about her that is so infatuating

>>5815574
Try being an elementary teacher where your students can be a little too touchy sometimes then have looks from parents on PTA meetings or card giving day.

>>5815574
Same, man. Like I said, it ain't like that. People give us weird looks sometimes in public, I really wish they would stay in their lane. I'm her best friend, and she's mine, I wouldn't give her up for anything.

>>5815599
O CHIN-CHIN

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>>5815561
Depends on who would be on screen. I'm almost certain she wouldn't be a fan of the chest revealing shirts, but there are probably a few outfits that she would think are "totes adorbs!"

>>5815613
GA DAISUKI NANDAYO

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>>5815599
everything she's a natural born qt

>>5815377
That's soul crushing and beautiful at the same time. I hope she did well.

>>5813714
I often did, mostly with my older brother.
Apparently, I move a lot in my sleep and slapped him with my arm more than once when flipping sides.

>>5815186
c u c k

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>>5815613

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>>5815186
>its a great way for kids to see blacks as people
thats the problem.
It gets kids to trust blacks, which gets kids fucking killed.

yeah yeah, I know people don't give a fuck whenever a black murders a kid or a woman or sets a man on fire for fun, but I do.

>racism racism racism
racism is a leftist word to condemn the act of wanting to protect your friends and family from those who would kill them without a second thought.

fuck racism, fuck blacks, and fuck those who defend either.

>liberals are pushing the progression of society as a whole

oh yeah, sure looks like progress out there, doesn't it?
all those BLM riots burning building and stealing shit, all that dilapidated infrastructure due to funds being siphoned away for 'diversity causes'
all those schools being filled with worthless fake jobs like 'Diversity Councillor' or whatever, each job paying 300k a year so even when we throw billions at schools, they just steal all of it so teachers have to pay for shit out of their own pocket.

fuck all of them, any teacher worth their salt would tell you that blacks can't fucking be taught, god knows its been tried for DECADES and nothing has come of it.

YES. I. MAD.

>>5815733
Huh that's strange. I thought I was on trash, not pol.

>>5815747
there is literally nothing wrong with being from /pol/, every board except /lgbt/ has regular pol users. deal with it or go there or Reddit

>>5815747
everywhere is going to become pol sooner or later, too many people are getting angry about the way things are going.

I don't even care anymore, I'll be pleasantly surprised if they do a better job and completely unshocked if they don't.

I swear to god If I see someone actually fixing my fucking road for once in a blue moon and he's wearing a swastika armband, I'll shake his hand anyways.

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>>5815757
>there is literally nothing wrong with being from /pol/

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>>5815757
>there is literally nothing wrong with being from /pol/

>>5815772
go back to your containment board

>>>/a/

>>5815772
Just because you like putting the nigger with Lincoln's sisters, Moon, doesn't mean that "le mean and scary /pol/" is a bad place.
Also, get back to writing DD, you fucking hack.

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>>5815783
>there is literally nothing verboten with being from /pol/

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>>5815599
I just can't put my finger on it.

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>>5815733
Medias have proven me years ago that they weren't worth being trusted, anyways.
Therefore, I only believe in what I directly see and experience. And to be completely fucking honest with you, among the amount of black people I've met in my life, barely a handful of them were dicks.

There are a load of black cunts out there, there is no doubt. But then, every race has their share of dickheads. This can't be helped.

>>5815801
It's mostly just that the helmet strap isn't very flattering.

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>>5815757
>there is literally nothing wrong with being from /pol/

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>>5815599
It's her smile for me. The way her upper lip is so long, like a cat. It's cute.

Her eyebrows are starting to get to me as well

>>5814489
>>5814780
>Now I can't stop thinking about how much of a fuckup I am
FFS man, now you've reminded me of the high expectations everyone had of me when I was a kid.
>very high grades
>next to perfect memorization skills
>10/10 communication skills
>walking DidYouKnow Blog
>Mr. SmilesAlot
>fair BMI
FAST FORWARD YEARS LATER
>below average college grades
>aspie degenerate that stutters every word
>fucking smartass that makes inappropriate jokes
>Lady Gaga - Poker Face
>Overweight
Now I'm working as an elementary teacher and I'm trying my best to not let my students experience the same experience as I did.

>>5815757
You have your containment board for a reason. /pol/ dummies are just as bad as those horse fuckers and should be treated in the same regard.

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>>5815828
>just as bad as those horse fuckers
That's a fucking insult darling.

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>>5815772
>>5815818
>>5815828
Very good, Juden.
Time to take a tour of Auschwitz

>>5815826
you're gon' hafta tell us about those years man, that sounds awful.

>>5815828
>>5815835
>degenerates
Don't worry, when the Trump Youth gets cranked up, we'll be sure to liberate those kids from their freakish stuffed-toy-pounding parents

>>5815828
Yeah, just come on 4chan and start talking shit about nazis and horsefuckers. That'll help you make friends. You want to start crapping on anime next or what?

>The Loud Family are all watching the Presdential Debate election whatever on tv, suddenly somehow a masked person comes up and manages to shoot both Trump and Hilary, killing them both instantly before being tackled to the floor, The attacker screams how America has been saved, how do the Louds react?

>>5815844
Internet, anime, video games, and toys.
That's it.

>>5815860
>Lincoln says "So how about those republicans?"
>Big laugh
>Role credits

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>>5815860

>>5815862
>>5815826
>aspie degenerate
goddamn, welcome home bro.
>elementary school teacher
anything you can tell us about how it really is down there in the trenches?

>>5815860
They would recreate the ending from The Deer Hunter

>>5815860
>they take off the mask and reveal that it's a Dindu
>they all proceed to go and lynch Clyde and his faggot parents

RACE WAR 2016
DAY OF THE ROPE SOON

>>5815878
>trenches
Well if by trenches you mean elementary school, then you're gonna get used to that "ripe kid" smell. Other than that, my students for the past couple 3 years have been well behaved with a bad apple here and there.

>>5815826
Huh, we surprisingly have alot of teachers here. Between you and the high school history teach.

Tell us a story, bruv. How is it; giving munchkins knowledge?

>>5815896
>well behaved kids
well, I have to wonder what the standard for that even is anymore, but hey I'm glad they're not driving you up the wall

>>5815896
do they make you teach common core? how fucked up and/or propagandic is the curriculum?

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>>5815826
I was Mr. Smiles-a-lot back in school too.
People thought I was creepy though.

>>5815896
So as a fellow member of the education system, would you fuck Mrs. Johnson?

>>5815898
Well, nothing really that interesting really happens in my classes for some reason.
One time where I gave out an assignment about making a reaction paper to a movie and one kid passed a paper with like 18 words and crudely drawn faces with crayola.
One extremely particular event though is one class of mine had a student who had no sense of personal space and would constantly hug anyone including me out of nowhere. She was pretty cute but one time she called me from behind running and as I turned around, her face mushed right into my crotch. The awkward part was she stayed like that for 5-7 seconds then pulling away and asking me about my new haircut.

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>>5815377
Damn, Anon. This legitimately broke my heart.

Can't you still contact her through normiebook or something?

>>5813784
rolling