HG Vampire Hunters
>>5801550
And Nazis!
>>5801601 (Kurume)
Hm. Perhaps that's the reason then? There are quite a few who'd be quick to call the behavior out.
>>5801613 (Schrodinger)
I would've said "naked", myself.... I'm afraid I simply feel uncomfortable even letting it leave my grasp, sir. My apologies.
>>5801550
Vampires really aren't such bad people as their reputation suggests.
>>5801613
I'm Ruby Gloom, who are you? and what a nice uniform you have.
>>5801550
So how was the walk?
>>5801643
Debatable
>>5801550
first series kinda sucked a bit
had the better intro
>>5801612
So what's up?
>>5801613
Strange people.
>>5801643
What behavior? I was saying that you're overthinking things.
>>5801653
Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate are two separate things.
>>5801655
I am good, what about you? say is your forehead okay?
>>5801671
Yeah, for the most part. It doesn't bother me any.
>>5801601
But it's fun, especially when you trade with friends!
>>5801612
Of course! We don't get out for concerts very often! But enough about boring idol talk, what's exciting with you, I hear this time of the year is important for a lot of people.
>>5801613
Then go ahead and spy away, j-just no killing.
I have returned from my duties! And sadly there's still no activity. I suppose I can do this another time.
I will need 24 ladies and gentlemen.
I will accept no duplicates.
>>5801681
Well that's good, where'd you get the injury from?
>>5801685
It's Halloween, my favorite month of spookiness and candy, who are you gonna dress up as?
>>5801651
I certainly wouldn't say so, ma'am. After working with one for so long you get to know them quite well.
>>5801655
...Ah. I see. Apologies, sir. It's...been a while since I talked with many others, I'm afraid.
Clearly there has to be something to make them notice, however.
>>5801699
Elly
I wouldn't have said "no activity", but rather "no games".
>>5801699
Ruby Gloom
>>5801666
that's why I said series and not season, dumbass
>>5801699
Yukine
>>5801699
Cool ass doggo
>>5801699
Eggman-kun
>>5801699
Kurume Tarou
>>5801685
I'll just buy what I like.
>>5801701
Baseball to the forehead.
>>5801709
I don't know what they'd find suspicious.
>>5801643
You are no fun!
>>5801649
Im Schrodinger. Danke!
>>5801655
Like you right?
>>5801685
Aww. Are you sure?
>>5801699
Jazz Jackrabbit
>>5801699
Kaito the Ladykiller
>>5801699
Throwaway Cute Girl
>>5801699
Starlord
Heya!
>>5801699
Colette
>>5801721
Well I guess it's strange I'm the only "normal" person.
>>5801699
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
>>5801709
I have worked with one for at least 20 years, believe me, I know what I am talking about here.
>>5801699
Schrodinger
>>5801717
Ouch, that must of hurt.
>>5801721
Well hello Mister Shrodinger, are you a cat-person?
>>5801699
The Player
>>5801699
Frederica Miyamoto
>>5801743
Hey.
>>5801752
It put me in the hospital for a day, but I was fine after that. No head injuries or anything except for the wound on my forehead.
>>5801699
Rafe Adler
>>5801721
My job isn't for fun, sir...would you part with something that's effectively a part of you like that?
>>5801717
Do you...fidget, perhaps?
>>5801748
I believe I still have seniority in the matter...it's been at least a century, myself.
>>5801769
Well I'm glad things didn't go for the worse, atleast you have a story in your hands now.
>>5801777
thank you for reminding me that i never finished this game
>>5801792
You really should. Admittedly, I just watched it on Youtube, but the finale is so fucking good, it's worth finishing all the way through.
Only need eight more.
>>5801709
That is what I meant miss. I apologize for not being clearer.
>>5801699
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5801784
As much as any other person would.
>>5801787
Eh. It's not a very interesting story.
>>5801699
Senshougahara
>>5801699
Seto Kaiba
>>5801808
Cirno
>>5801701
Maybe members of my family? I dunno yet, I have a lot of costumes..
>>5801717
Jeez.. Alright man, but have you at least done it one year?
>>5801721
Yes I'm sure about no killing, I have yet to kill anyone outside of the arena. Except maybe Tracksuit, but that was an accident and he came back.
Reigen Arataka
>>5801808
Koyomi Araragi
>>5801699
Regulus Corneas
Evening, folks.
>>5801816
You could make it interesting, maybe tell us where the ball came from.
>>5801826
Me too, odd, guess you and I will have alot of tough choices to make.
>>5801826
Well duh.
>>5801843
Not again
>>5801838
The swing came from the top athlete in the school and my childhood friend. She was really worried about it, but that's not really important.
>>5801843
What about it? My injury? My hair. Both those things are normal.
>>5801699
Kongou
>>5801843
Well that's new, I see you are dressing up like a Nazi for Halloween, pretty nice costume.
>>5801808
Well, it's only a difference in opinion of what "Active" is, then, isn't it? No apologies needed.
>>5801816
Are you...certain?
Hm...perhaps there's something people have a tendency to point out?
>>5801836
Good afternoon to you as well, sir. If I may...do I know you?
>>5801843
Certainly not! A gatekeeper, rather. After all, a farmer wouldn't need a cutting edge on both ends of it, would they, sir?
>>5801857
See, now it's much more interesting.
Right then. Are we ready?
>>5801866
I'm new here. The name's Bigby Wolf.
>He takes a drag from his cigarette
..You a regular?
>>5801866
A multitude of things.
>>5801879
That's great and all, but it's not a story I tell to impress people.
>>5801882
Yeah.
>>5801882
I'm ready!
Fuck, I'm in the wrong thread.
>>5801699
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>5801857
It doesn't make you look normal
>>5801860
It's no costume!
>>5801866
But farmers use scythes! What are you guarding?
>>5801699
Bigby Wolf
>>5801882
Ready, goodluck everyone. but if Lenny wants a spot, swap him for me
>>5801904
>>5801711
>>5801900
I know, but if you ever want to impress anyone.
>>5801909
Really? are you a Nazi?
>>5801914
>>5801882
You can swap this.
>>5801884
I...had the feeling you'd say that. Are you sure we haven't met before?
Ahem! Well, I once was, but it's been quite the while. Why, if I may?
>>5801900
Such as, sir?
>>5801909
In the past, a mansion, currently...a massive sunflower field.
Or, rather, the person within, I suppose.
>>5801882
Ready, miss.
>>5801915
Hey, thanks!
>>5801921
No need Ruby.
>>5801836
Evening? It's still... Ah well, welcome.
>>5801838
I might change a bunch actually! No one says I can't.
>>5801840
You really didn't have fun then?
>>5801843
Accidently, but I suppose you don't know who that is huh..
>>5801882
I'm ready Ma'am.
>>5801882
I wish you luck in your trek.
>>5801934
Alrighty then.
>>5801942
Hey, you're right, we don't need to stay in one costume.
>>5801963
Well then, this looks pleasant, a castle, I wonder if they have guards.
>>5801963
...well shit.
>>5801909
That doesn't matter to me.
>>5801921
Seems like a waste of energy to me.
>>5801930
Too much.
>>5801942
It was a waste of energy.
>>5801963
Let's go.
Day 12859712.
The degeneracy is still going. Avas are now inbread between eachother to create new OCs. Vraeth is worshipped as a god. The games become so irrelevant, we are just hunger from now on. Hungry for (You)s. Hoshi still shitposts this thing every day. The oldfags are gone. The midfags beat their chests cause "muh oldfagg" now. The newfags are the children of bolin and paul. RP is made up of meaningless conversations. ERP is mandatory. The future is dank, dark and full of terrors. Every ava is sexualized. Even 2hus.
Alama becomes everyone's secret ava. Some anons are still raiding the waifufags. ERP disappeared to their own board. Trash is made up of one hg thread at a time. We become a cesspool for newfags, memes, and autism.
This is the future you chose. Or not? Nobody knows, not even I do..... I only know one thing.
Beware.
>>5801930
If you mean why as in why did I ask, you seemed pretty eager to talk with someone almost twice your size.
>His face gets a bit more stern
And yeah, I'm sure we haven't met before.
>>5801939
Fine as I'll ever be. You?
>>5801942
It's evening somewhere.
>He pulls out a cigarette
...You smoke?
>>5801939
It's not particularly something I do, but I could hardly blame you for wanting to stretch a bit. It is the main draw of the place, after all, yes?
>>5801963
How ominous....
>>5801996
Would it be possible to narrow it down a bit, sir?
>>5801963
Several disappearances happen on the first day.
>>5801921
Ja! Hitler Youth!
>>5801930
You guard flowers? That's silly.
>>5801942
Nope! I didn't know you had bloody hands outside the arena!
>>5801996
What does matter?
>>5802016
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine..
>>5802010
Talking about my rumors seems like the last thing that will help me escape them.
>>5802016
Thanks but no thanks.
>>5802024
Stuff that's worth putting energy into.
>>5801996
Nothing's a waste of energy, Sir.
>>5802016
Odd, where did he go...
>>5802024
Well then, how is it?
>>5802007
Wonderful as always sir. It is nice to see you talk to someone.
>>5802010
Of course. Truth be told, nothing makes me feel more alive than a little kerfuffle and this place is great for that.
>>5802046
Well you say that as someone who isn't known as the Energy Saving Man.
>>5802050
It is..? Have we been acquainted?
>>5802016
Oh dear. Sometimes the events here makes me shake my head. It seems there's a killer among you.
>>5802007
Sir, I may not be the tallest, but I'm hardly short, and you had said hello first, after all.
...Hm. Perhaps I'm thinking of someone else, by any means.
>>5802016
How...strange.
>She fans herself with her hat.
>>5802024
I live to serve my mistress, sir. If that's what she desires, that's exactly what I do. Simple enough, yes?
>>5802042
Well, you do have to be aware of whatever oddities people might see in you if you're to conceal them, yes? I didn't mean to pry.
>>5802050
Well, I may not share the love of fighting, but....
>She stretches, raising her scythe overhead for a second
I certainly need the practice!
>>5801963
Dangers mean nothing to a man of my stature!
>>5801976
Just change in privet of course!
>>5801996
But was it fun?
>>5802007
On occasion.. But I suppose it's an occasion somewhere, but I got my own.
>He takes a half empty pack from his back pocket and pulls a cigarette from it.
Though, could I bother you for a light?
>>5802016
He.. He didn't say anything.
>>5802024
I-I don't! It's not even my fault he died!
>>5802067
Well that was easy.
>>5802071
People just like jumping to conclusions and accusing me of things.
>>5802072
Not really.
>>5802067
Oh my.. This.. Doesn't look good, should we take it?
>>5802067
Watch yourself. Accidents here can be fatal if you're not careful.
>>5802071
Well, you're right. But most people your age would be scared of me, considering the stories they hear..
>>5802072
Yeah, no problem.
>He leans over and lights your cigarette
...Nice brand.
>>5802062
Who is that?
>>5802067
Um...
>>5802072
Yep, we'll surprise them all with this.
>>5802093
Let's call the guards... or start an investigating.
>>5802111
Huh
>>5802111
...
>>5802131
Me.
>>5802065
I just noticed you entering before. I believe I may have tried to give you my spot as well.
>>5802071
I wouldn't say I actively look for it but it's quite enjoyable at times.
*the girl stares wide-eyed at the weapon, shrinking slightly into her dress*
Quite a weapon, miss.
>>5802149
Is that so? No worries, these games are still a bit of a new thing to me.
>>5801643
I agree. Not at vampires are monsters
>>5802111
Karma is a harsh one. Miss Ruby is quite the detective.
>>5802147
Well that's an interesting title to have, Mister energy saver.
>>5802171
The culprit must be a knife lover... where can we find alot of knives?
>>5802168
All*
I want to...Analyze you, HG~
>>5802088
That's a little disappointing, but you at least hang out with friends right?
>>5802111
... Why am I always accused of this?!
>>5802121
Ah well, I don't smoke very often so might as well pay a little extra..
>He puts the cigarette to his lips while putting the pack away.
So, you're a detective right? At least you seem like you are, you have that kind of old coolness to you.
>>5802131
Too late for me to call the guards I'm afraid..
But yes we will! Though I'm going to have to go to the company's wardrobe department to search for some more.
>>5802088
They're not always without their grounding in reality, sir...but I suppose people are quick to assume the strangest in people, here.
>>5802111
I forgot how satisfying it could be to bake...!
>>5802121
...Sir. I hardly look like a child, and I'm not nearly as old as I look regardless. You really are assuming much.
>>5802149
I just need to keep my ski-Ah!
>She promptly brings it down
Ahem. Thank you, miss. I didn't mean to startle you.
>>5802168
Well, admittedly, the meaning's slightly lost when a vampire themselves says it...but the point still stands, certainly.
But it's always the habit of humans to vilify for the wretched minority, isn't it?
>>5802194
Pardon me, miss...?
>>5802185
It's a nickname from my close friends.
>>5802194
That sounds mildly suspicious.
>>5802198
Not often.
>>5802199
Yeah. I guess they've just never seen someone so normal.
>>5802194
Courtney was my Pokewaifu until this crap happened
>>5802171
It was supposed to be a simple dinner. Final two.
>>5802198
it'll be so much fun to have you here on Halloween Mister Kaito.
>>5802046
Fun! I love it!
>>5802071
That sounds so lame.
>>5802072
Kaito is a killer i better watch out! Bye! I will see you later.
>>5802168
some are just stupid
>>5802194
Negative, they are already being analyzed, do not interfere with ongoing observation.
>>5802223
Thirsty as always I see
>>5802209
Well it's an very strange but lovely nickname.
I have to go, Tata.
>>5802218
Oh. alrighty, Thanks for hosting, I have to go.
>>5802220
Well I'm glad you are enjoying yourself.
I have to leave, bye.
>>5802199
I wish to assess your skill level by defeating you in a pokemon battle~
>>5802209
Just show me your balls~ Oh and the creatures inside them as well.
>>5802216
>Not liking new slutty cray cray Courtney
OH, anon. I'd Analyze you too, but you just aren't worth my time.
>>5802231
You wanna analyze me too?~
>>5802161
I hope that you find your groove soon, sir. Looking at you, it's like you came right out of a detective series.
>>5802199
*she comes back up, chuckling lightly as she does*
Well it seems you enjoy it more than you let on.
>>5802194
Ah? What do you mean exactly?
>>5802249
>liking crazy
yeah no
>>5802244
Bye Ruby.
>>5802249
...Yeah?
>>5802194
What for? If you're looking to make some breakthrough, you're gonna be disappointed.
>>5802198
I'm a sheriff, at least, I was. Don't know if that title means much in this place.
>>5802199
Yeah, sorry, force a habit. How old are you, anyway? If you don't mind me asking.
>>5802253
Funny, that wouldn't be the first time I've been told that, or the last.
>>5802218
S-sir?! You were so close to- she's gone.
>>5802277
Well done sir. You should receive your card in a few minutes.
>>5802199
Humans have always feared or hated things that are different or things that they cannot control
>>5802223
Something tells me that was directed towards me...cheer up Yukine! You'll find a lovely girl someday!
>>5802290
Congrats and thanks for hostin
>>5802290
That was done quickly.
>>5802253
I want to assess your skill level in a pokemon battle and then relish in your sorrowful face as I slaughter you.
>>5802270
Just whip them out and throw them already!
>>5802272
I'm no therapist. Just someone who loves the thrill of a good battle~
>>5802302
thanks for hosting
>>5802294
Who says!?
>>5802199
>>5802121
Ahem, perhaps "As young" would be more fitting.
>>5802209
Or...perhaps there's something about you that you haven't noticed, yourself?
>>5802218
This is...why I don't need to eat....
>>5802220
Perhaps to you, sir, but it's immensely satisfying!
Erhm. Farewell?
>>5802249
Pokemon...? Ah, those! I'm afraid I don't have any of the like, miss.
>>5802253
I was only stretching, miss...but perhaps a little.
>>5802272
Truth be told, sir? I'm not entirely aware, myself, I never kept track. But a fair few centuries, at the very least.
>>5802294
But I suppose many of us have things like that, do we not? Either way, there's no real point in dwelling on it, is there?
>>5802302
Congratulations, sir! And thank you for having us, miss.
>>5802302
Congratulations and thank you for hosting
>>5802313
You've lost me.
>>5802326
I'm pretty aware of myself.
>>5802209
Do you at the very least have a girl you like? You're at that age right?
>>5802219
Well I'd love to be here on Halloween, but if you need any help with your hair tell me, I'm pretty much my family's stylist.
>>5802220
N-no I'm not... But have a good day..
>>5802249
Negative, knowing one is being observed effects the outcome, you should know this.
>>5802272
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a lot of people take people like you for granted, but I appreciate guys like you, putting your lives on the line...
>>5802302
Congratulations Schrodinger!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>5802346
Well yeah, most people do have someone they like. I'm no exception.
>>5802326
All things resolve in time I suppose
>>5802321
Well clearly you made it seem that way
>>5802302
Congratulations and thanks for hosting again.
>>5802346
I'll keep that in mind, but for now I must take my leave, see you later Kaito.
>>5802302
So it was. Thanks anyway, miss.
>>5802313
Looks like you just missed one. Some thrill.
>>5802326
You didn't answer my question.
>>5802346
>te guys like you, putting your lives on the line...
>>>5802302
Seems that way, doesn't it? No matter how many times I'm shot at, I'm still the big bad wolf.
...I'm sure you've heard the stories.
Guys the internet said getting cucked was supposed to be enjoyable, what gives?
>>5802381
>Don't know what happened with that reply..
>>5802372
Well how about you figure out if it was an insult or not
>>5802346
It's more thrilling when you know~
>>5802340
I'm going to beat your pokemon into submission and then make you my toy. Doesn't that sound fun?
>>5802381
Oh, but I can still have some fun with you, can't I?'
>>5802385
It's only thrilling depending on who is doing the cucking~
>>5802340
Isn't that what everyone thinks of themselves?
>>5802372
Even if humans seem to be set in things like that. What a shame.
>>5802381
...As I said, sir. I never really kept track at all, but some few centuries, at the least.
>you will never be this ball
>>5802410
Why would you want to be a ball?
>>5802410
>you will never be the girl
fuck my shit up
>>5802397
>thinks for a second before pinching your cheeks
It was!
>>5802408
Maybe one day they'll see differently, hmm?
>>5802244
Safe travels.
>>5802272
I'm glad I'm not the only one that can see it. Of course it must be far from the truth.
>>5802326
Not that there's anything wrong with it. Must you carry such a thing around?
>>5802313
A pokemon battle? I guess I could engage in a fight.
>>5802301
>>5802320
>>5802326
>>5802329
>>5802346
>>5802375
>>5802381
It was a pleasure. Thank you for having me.
>Now if only this connection would stop going out.
>>5802399
Well I don't have any of those, so I guess you're out of luck.
>>5802408
I don't know.
>>5802361
Well there's that at least, have you told her?
>>5802375
Alright then Ruby, I have you have a good afternoon.
>>5802381
Big bad wolf? Which version of the story? There are plenty, there's one where little red fell in love with the wolf but the wolf took his own life in order for red to have a normal life..
>>5802399
I feel as though the data received from this isn't the reason you observe.
>>5802419
Hey, stop it, baka!
>>5802435
Well, yeah, but that's the end of this story.
>>5802399
Depends what you mean by fun..
>>5802408
>He eyes your a bit closer
...You lost track of your own age?
>>5802427
Well, not really. I'm a sheriff, enforcer, detective, whatever works for you.
hey yuo crazy sons of guns
hows all of ur days goin so far?
>Come here, see Yukine circlejerking with Vampy
Time for vidya.
>>5802419
Would you get your hopes up, miss?
>>5802427
But of course! It is my weapon of choice, miss. It quite literally never leaves my grasp unless I'm throwing or sitting on it, miss. It's practically part of me by this point.
>>5802428
Ah. Well...neither do I. But I assumed so, at the least.
>>5802444
Well, not quite, sir. It's more that I never cared to keep track at all in the first place. My long-term memory is, ah...horrible, truth be told. I don't even know what I am, exactly.
>>5802443
Haha, but why is that? Too many questions?
>>5802453
Well that's questionable considering I'm seeing a triangle..
>>5802428
I can still make you my toy, little boy.
>>5802435
It's the cherry on top, really. The real fun is from the hands on analysis~
>>5802444
I just want to physically observe your body and see what makes it tic.
>>5802427
>Fucking shutters
Don't get my hopes up now, let's go!
>Throws out Camerupt
>>5802454
What are you going to play, anon?
>>5802463
I don't think so honestly
>>5802442
Take it back!
>tugs on your cheek
>>5802454
Can I play with you? What are you playing?
>>5802463
You know what they say about people who assume.
>>5802477
What happens next isn't for you to know or anyone to find out.
>>5802479
Yeah? How do you plan on doing that?
>>5802477
an im seein a lil bitch
>>5802498
Yukine, I thought you're supposed to reply with your ava? I thought you weren't a pussy?
>>5802488
>he is pulling his head away but can't get out of vampy's grip
No! It's true so I can't take it back!
>>5802488
Nor would I. At the least, they tend to keep to themselves now, yes?
>>5802492
I...no, I wouldn't, sir. I'm not very familiar with such terms.
>>5802493
>Someone actually bothers to give you a reply
>Call them a bitch
Nice rp, asshole.
>>5802444
Huh? That's incredible! I would think that with everything else that's changed, those would as well.
>>5802453
I am fine, si- yv. Are you well?
>>5802463
I can relate to never leaving my side. So you must fight a lot with you carrying that everywhere.
>>5802479
*the fighting she has taken slowly goes back into a neutral one*
You wish for me to fight that animal?
>>5802512
It makes an ass out of u and me. I just say it's a waste of energy though.
>>5802519
So you're here to shitpost for another 8 hours?
How sad is your life?
>>5802479
Experiments for you are for pleasure and not the pursuit of knowledge? How.. Unfortunate for the rest of humanity.
>>5802492
But what about you or her? Shouldn't you two know?
>>5802493
You asked, I answered, why ask a question if you're just going to insult someone who answers?
>>5802519
im jus sayen, kina loks lik wun
soz if u got ofended
sheesh
>>5802528
o hey squogles, im prety wel yea
i mad lots mony 2day
i meen, i mak mony evryday but 2day was speshul
>>5802538
Better a shitposter than a faggot who spends eight hours roleplaying
>>5802538
How sad are you to assume who I am for attention?
>>5802549
Well yeah, obviously she knows.
>>5802530
How...strange. It's a bit of a headache.... Well, I'm sorry once more for meddling in your affairs, sir.
>>5802528
>She looks away, and clears her throat, suddenly finding a great deal of interest in examining her scythe's blade.
On the contrary...I once went so long without practice that I was nearly worthless in a fight. But that would be the general idea, if nothing else.
>>5802549
jus joshin wit ya of corse
haha
hah
ha...
....
enyways, wy is it werd 2 c a talkin trinagle? ders lotsa weird peeps here
Someone post what Hoshi did last night.
>>5802541
Sounds like fun. Wish I could play
>>5802512
If only they could be approached without having to resort to torches and pitchforks...
>>5802510
That comment was directed at me and all other vampires!
>agitated wing flapping noises
>>5802583
Don't worry about it. You're not the first and won't be the last. It's not like I mind.
>>5802550
I'm uh, I'm afraid I can't understand most of what you said.
>>5802583
*seeing the woman tend to her weapon, she gulps loudly*
Well I hope that practice was limited to here. Or that not many heads were chopped off.
>>5802435
Is that so? Well, the most believed one where I'm from is the version where the Woodsman slices the bad wolf open, fills his stomach full of rocks and sends him down the river.
I guess which one is the true story is up to you to decide.
>>5802463
Guess I can't really blame you, living that long, I can't imagine keeping track of my own age.
>>5802479
My body has been through a lot, I can say for certain it take a damn lot to make it "tic".
>>5802528
>He takes a drag from his cigarette
...How long you been here, anyway?
>>5802585
He gave us many laughs
The end
>>5802623
I visited this place a few months now. Sounds like you have some questions for it. I'll be glad to answer them.
>>5802610
>Her grip changes once more, practically cradling it with her arms
I'm a gatekeeper, miss. Fighting's a very essential part of my duties. If I have to kill...so be it.
Though, if nothing else, the one's whov'e tried recently've all "lived" to tell the tale, if that's of any comfort.
>>5802590
It's...certainly helpful when you can actually blend in. But can you not disguise yourself, miss?
>>5802591
Perhaps, but I don't much like causing offense....
>>5802623
It's like I said, sir. I simply didn't think it worth remembering. Nothing beyond service matters to me, I suppose one could say.
>>5802633
>Mfw wasn't here for any of it
Give me pics.
>>5802675
he was shitposting and posted a pic of his ava
>>5802610
umm
leme summarise
*ahem*
mony mony mony mony
did u get all dat?
>>5802674
You're just making conversation. You're not bothering me or nothing.
>>5802570
Then what about her father? He should know too, you should have his approval.
>>5802584
Well it's not being a triangle that's bad, just as weird as people are here they generally have the same shape, if you get what I mean.
>>5802623
I suppose it really doesn't matter, because in the end of almost all of them the wolf dies, it's not really a child's story if you look at it that way.
>>5802675
Search the archive, you lazy shit
Well, I had a dream about HG again
STAY OUT OF MY LIFE
>>5802699
No. I don't get why you want to know so much about who knows anyways.
>>5802590
No! Not other vampires!
>>5802674
A gatekeeper? Like that other young woman? If it's to protect someone I understand. Please excuse me if I am unsettled.
>>5802692
That's all I understood from that anyway. I suppose I didn't miss much
>>5802717
You'll never escape me
>>5802585
he didn't do anything
it was just anons screaming
>>5802699
srsly? ders nevr ben anotr trinagle heer b4?
dats fuked up, we need mor diverzity in dis shiz
>>5802741
no its oky, venusian iz a hard langage 2 undrstand
an no, u dident
mi sentances r prety linear actualy
wat shenaneginz hav u been gettin up 2, squogles?
>>5802695
But you had said you were here to relax, yes?
>>5802741
Ah? Who's that, if I may?
...And yes, I suppose so, technically, even if she certainly doesn't need it.
Erhm. Apologies again, miss.
>>5802735
That's not very nice Yukine
>>5802674
I have 3 tails and wings on my head...so I cannot
>>5802788
Just to get away from my usual hectic life.
>>5802729
I'm just a very curious person is all, sorry.
>>5802778
Are there actually any other triangles? But I agree as long as it means more people and this place becoming more active.
>>5802797
If you could keep them still...wouldn't a hooded cloak cover that much?
>>5802806
And instead to a hectic place of death...show strange. Is there anything you happen to do here that you couldn't, ah...back home?
>>5802778
I wish I could say much but all I was doing was picking things up. Making my coffin look nice and things of that nature.
>>5802788
I believe her name was Kurumi. And you don't need to apologize. It's just that when you die, you can get a little scared to how some people can be around it.
>>5802829
Well I'm a closed book.
>>5802853
There's a lack of people who know me. That's a plus.
>>5802657
I suppose I should start by asking what this place even is..
>>5802674
Hm? What kind of service?
>>5802699
They are nothing but fairy tales in the end, but then again, I'm still here.
>>5802829
gud kwestion mang
ders anotr trinagle namd bil sifer an i fuken h8 him
u havnt sen him arond, hav u?
he loks jus lik me except yelow an he wares a hat
>>5802862
cofin? squogles i tougt u wer a zombi, not a vampyr
dont lik ya eny less, jus woulda ben nise 2 kno
>>5802862
Oh! Well, she'd be my co-worker, actually, if you happen to mean a vampire.
And, ah...truth be told I've only been sealed a few times. Be around what, exactly?
>>5802867
Who happen to know you yet, at the least, sir.
>>5802876
I believe this is as good a time as any to introduce myself....
>She offers a proper curtsy, and quickly rests her scythe on her shoulder once more
I'm Elly, sir. The gatekeeper of the Garden of the Sun.
>>5802867
Oh, do I need to get a library card then? I already have one for the library by me, is that enough?
>>5802876
Aren't all legends and tall tales based in fact that has been exaggerated and changed over many year? I believe it could have happened in some way.
>>5802901
No, I haven't, you're the first I've seen but what's so bad about this Bill guy? Is he evil or something? Or does he owe you money?
>>5802853
Wearing a cloak in public may attract unwanted attention
>>5802913
A few people. Doesn't really matter.
>>5802922
...
I love you
>>5802876
Asking the impossible question first. No one is sure exactly. This place defies all logic.
>>5802901
Corpses go into coffins as well, sir. That's not exclusively a vampire thing.
>>5802913
What a coincidence then! I didn't realize you had suffered the same fat as well... ahem. What I meant was just how eager some people are to end others. Or themselves.
>>5802965
Y-you too.
Alright, I'm out. Thanks for letting me stay a bit.
1-5: leave
6-0: stay
dubs: watch a movie
>>5802922
presisely!! i bet him dat i woldnt die if he kild me an i was rite, an he stil hasent coffed up de mony!!
i meen ya hes evil an hes kild som inocent ppl but i dont care abt dat 2 much
also im a God and hes a demon so we r natural enemies
>>5802970
wat? dey do? i tought dey jus kina threw de bodys into de grond
huh
wel u lern somtin new evryday i gues
wy do u slep in a cofin? is it evn comfi?
>>5802936
It's still common clothing even now, isn't it? I'd doubt they'd bat an eye, miss.
>>5802946
You're...very hard to form a feeling about, sir. Do you know that?
>>5802970
I'm...not undead, miss. I've simply had quite the few instances of holy woman cruelty.
Ah, that...it's as I said. I simply have a duty to uphold, even if I may not like doing it, afterall.
>>5802984
Oh. Well. Farewell, sir.
>>5802965
>>5802965
>
Love you too!
>>5803004
>she smiles
"Bat" an eye
>>5803024
Scary.
>>5803021
Is she getting raped?
>>5802965
...Anon.
>>5802996
>there's no way out
>>5803035
How am I scary?
>>5802913
>He offers the same gesture, though a bit more lazily
Garden of the Sun..I can't say I've heard of it, but it sounds pretty important.
>>5802922
You seem to know your stuff. You'll soon come to realise of a lot of tales have been exaggerated over the years, but some for good reason.
>>5802970
Can't say I didn't expect that answer. In hindsight, it looks like an arena of sorts.
>He takes the cigarette out of his mouth and looks around, blowing smoke in the process
...But here, it seems almost like some sort of meet and greet. A strange contrast when we've just been at each others throats.
>>5803057
The fangs, the claws, and the scary eyes.
You are all fucking degenerates
Evens start a fire
Odds tell people who I like
Dubs Splash some water around
>>5803079
I'm not fucking anyone, anon.
;.;
It's so quiet here I can almost hear my own thoughts for once. This is fine...
>>5803040
Hopefully.
>>5803091
But wouldn't you rather hear mine?
>>5803024
Hm?
...OH! I'm so sorry, I hadn't even thought of that!
>>5803067
All it is is the only sunflower field in my land, sir. I guard it for as long as my mistress deems fit for me to do so.
>>5803091
Colombia a shit
>>5803106
I can't read minds Wiggins. I'm pretty good, but not THAT good.
>>5803077
>she inspects her nails
I have claws?
>>5803114
Why are you apologizing? It was just a silly pun
>>5803057
because you're dumb
>>5803123
Tell me something I don't know already.
>>5802946
Haha, I'm just messing with you, don't worry about it.
>>5802965
R-really? T-this is too sudden...
>>5803002
But the most important part of that is that he owes you money, I thought demons actually honored their deals, that's like a stereotype right?
>>5803067
Most of them start off as tragedies right? They're softened because people don't like talking about death right?
my dick is like a can of pringles
its addictive and makes you hate yourself every time you shove it up your ass
>>5803137
>He points at your chest
You sure? Coulda swore you were hidin a couple extra brains in there.
>>5803114
...You can call me Bigby, you know. Just Bigby.
>>5803150
You would think so, but I can't help but feel the tragedies are what people find most interesting. No one makes a fit about anything until someone has to die.
>>5802965
You want some LOVE, right?
>>5803139
I love you, Vampy-sama <3
>>5803170
You think you're crazy?
I'll show you crazy
>>5803123
At least a bit of their food is decent
>>5803139
I...thought you might've been upset.
>>5803165
It's only a matter of habit and respect, sir. I don't mean any harm by it, I've simply been too used to it.
>>5803139
Yes, long, scary claw-like nails.
>>5803140
Well that's not a very nice thing to say Yukine
>>5803173
That's very kind of you anon, I like you as well
>>5803183
Ofcourse not! You did nothing wrong and it takes quite a far bit to upset me
>>5803178
Hooch is crazy!
>>5803158
These?
>Liftin' those tities a bit
I don't need to read inside your head to tell you're looking at them.
heiaha aaihiaheaahahaehiaehiahaheiehheheiheiaieahahahheaiehiea
>>5803199
>>5803198
>like
>>5803205
Accurate.
>>5803201
You ever meet a straight man that didn't? Least I'm not lyin about it.
>>5803205
Are you okay?
See you soon.
>>5803183
Right, habit and respect. I get it.
>He takes another drag from his cigarette, before offering you one
Do you smoke?
>>5803234
> Sophisto is anon host
nani?????
>>5802984
Safe travels.
>>5803002
Why would you think that? Not really but it is all I have so I try to make it nicer.
>>5803004
I didn't mean to imply you were. And I'm not judging you either. I'm speaking of the people that seem to revel in it.
>>5803067
It can be quite calm at times. This is the calmest I have experienced yet.
>>5803091
I hope you can find enjoyment in it, miss. If only a match was to start and it would be perfect.
>>5803233
>reverse image search to find source
>sakura kyoko
>filename madoka
boy if you dont
>>5803234
I knew both a you were cool dudes, so I guess it adds up.
EVERYONE TYPE WIGGINS IS A STUPID NIGGER IN THE CHAT
>>5803274
Boi
>>5803254
>Oops, someone sent me the image over steam, I didn't know...
>To be fair it's hard to tell in that image
>>5803221
I could name a few I met here, but nobody goes crazy about them anymore.
>>5803248
Depends what kind of simulation, I really don't want to get dragged into another hellish fat camp. Running when you have magic? Pffft.
>>5803234
>Take care Godot
>>5803209
I didn't mean it like that!
>>5803188
I guess I'll just have to trim them down more..
>>5803281
>>5803274
wiggins is a nice house hole nigga
>>5803165
I suppose not wanting to talk about that kind of thing is my personal preference.. But that raises the question, why am I here?
>>5803198
I don't care if it's nice
>>5803274
I would've hoped that we were past such revolting words.
>>5803305
Some can be quite unfortunate. But I would accept most of them at the moment.
>>5803234
Until next time. Your company is always welcome.
>>5803305
No way. They gotta be jus bein polite. Speakin a which, eyes up there, I know.
>He shifts his eyes back upward
>>5803248
If this is calm, I don't know if I want to find out what it's like when it's violent.
>>5803323
That's up to you to decide. Why do you think you're here?
>>5803040
I-Is this a serious question?
>>5803326
>Kaito gives the tsunkine a hug.
>>5803326
What brought about this foul mood?
I just slept for 17 hours...
>>5803378
You're probably getting ready to hybernate for winter.
>>5803368
L-Let go of me!
>>5803369
Nothing! I'm not foul at all!
>>5803331
Well you're...
>looking at Squigly
...Dead, fatigue and starvation aren't issues for someone like you.
>>5803340
Yes Wiggins, there are a few males in this world who don't get their eyes fixed on big breasts in the first meeting. Believe me.
>>5803385
>mfw he knows
>>5803350
Because my company doesn't have recording scheduled right now I suppose.
>>5803378
Did you have a nice dream?
>>5803389
Aww, why? Are my hands cold?
Because I know how this conversation goes, I'll just go through the motions myself.
Hello, has anything interesting happened here since I've been gone?
Not in the slightest as usual, Perry.
Thank you, Perry. Makes me wonder why I came here in the first place.
>>5803408
A doctor huh? Maybe you could take a look at this rash I have on my taint.
>>5803408
Because we love you doctor, and you love hearing our praises! You definitely saved lives while you were away right? Because you are a great doctor!
>>5803401
Do they offer lessons? It's hard for the ladies not to notice when you already have to look down a foot and a half to see their face.
>>5803408
When'd the medical staff hire you?
>>5803405
I did have a dream where I was trying to score with a chick but she wouldn't let me because she didn't have legs.
>>5803405
No! I just don't want you touching me!
>>5803441
I guess it was a short dream huh? Hahahaha, I apologize for that joke..
HG was an inside job
prove me wrong
>>5803441
You would've just raped her. She can't scream with no lungs
>>5803423
Thankfully, I'm off duty, so showing me your taint would be a felony.
>>5803426
Not to imply that I don't enjoy the heaps of blind praise, but I can't help but feel you want something from me.
>>5803432
Somewhere between not in your life and not in a million years. Like hell I'd work here. What's even the point of a medical staff when injuries are quickly healed after each game?
>>5803461
I am outside
>>5803405
Recording, huh? I take it you're an entertainer.
>>5803408
Do you always talk to yourself?
>>5803463
I meant for the team, but either way I can't say I'm not happy to hear it.
>>5803454
>He proceeds to touch tsunkine's hat
Can I have this had then?
>>5803463
You're not a mechanic so what could I possibly want? I just love selfless doctors, they go through years of schools just to help people!
...we just wish the future would start.