HG Thread: Neard Cup Round 5 Edition
Welcome back folks to our coverage of Neard Cup I! Today we take a trip to the west coast, to sunny Pasadena, California!
Here are the top 10 as of Round 4/30
#1: Moonman, with 436 points
#2: Temmie, with 426 points
#3: The Captain, with 407 points
#4: Frog Waifu, with 399 points
#5: Papa Emeritus, with 383 points and 1 win
#6: Firebrand, with 398 points
#7: FUNNY BALD NIGGER, with 365 points
#8: Ryan Braun, with 353 points
#9: Capra Demon, with 346 points
#10: Kazugeta, with 335 points
The top storylines out of Atlanta and heading into Pasadena include these.
Temmie's meteoric rise continues, with a 16th place finish in Atlanta.
Despite a weak finish, Moonman regains the points lead.
Atlanta's winner, Russian Empire, hopes to break into the top 10 this week.
First 47 tributes are in, using a Theme Park code.
This IS a Nuclear Crew thread, so we are light on the RP. But everyone is welcome to enter!
>>5789903
Moonman
FUNNY BALD NIGGER
>>5789903
Papa Emeritus
>>5789903
Ryan Braun
>>5789903
CIA Man
TOUGH BALD CRACKER
>>5789903
Kazugeta
Frog waifu
>>5789903
Goryu
>>5789903
Ryan Braun's Girlfriend
Nonon Jakuzure
Firebrand
Adam The Dank Engine
Necalli
The Captain
Capra Demon
>>5789903
Whyyyy
>>5789903
Luffy
>>5789903
Rinoa and Angelo
Temmie
Temmie
>>5789961
Nonon Husbando
Blue Elephant
Frederick
Burgertoria Pendragon
John Drake
>>5789903
Johnny Football
Lillipup
A E S T H E T I C S
>>5789903
Sabine
Gaz
Ruby Gloom
Spooky scarecrow
Spades Slick
Bulbasaur
Venom Snake
Minnie May
Aussa
Kagetane Hiruko
Quiet
Spongebob
FBN's Puppet
>>5790144
>>5790133
Nice secuencial dubs
CHECKED
>>5789903
Alex the Fucking Nigger
Leinyan
A single fucking ant
Miguel
Sam
Vriska Serket
Look good?
Also, if your trib is not in the top 10 and you want to know their position, just tell me the name and I'll look.
Also excuse my image capture making all these scroll bar lines. Everything is still there.
>>5790273
Everything looking legit!
>>5790273
looking good
>>5790273
Ready to go
>>5790273
Alright, let's get going.
>>5790273
>Let's get this show on the road.
And we're off!
Papa Emeritus wins the dumbfuck award, ending his chances at retaking the lead this round.
>>5790346
dumbfuck draws another top 10 victim
>>5790346
The hell is a cornucopia anyway?
>>5790395
So I can get my guns
DAY 1
Leinyan is a dumbfuck
Spades Slick, Bulbasaur, and CIA Man are babies
and the Space Shot is a very faulty ride
>>5790426
Guns are overrated
ARENA EVENT
We got one of these fucking things already.
2 bald men spend their final moments together.
>>5790484
But I'm made of rubber
NIGHT 1
Moonman fucks a black man.
>>5790527
How did that happen?
>>5790484
>>5790451
F
>>5790537
go forth my puppet. avenge the bullshit that was my death
>>5790537
More like "Raped a black man"
>>5790537
Fuck!
>>5790548
YO HO HO! HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
DAY 2
A stuffed Spongebob toy does not surprise me.
And the fucking Space Shot breaks again. Get some inspectors in here man.
>>5790588
The ride operator cried too much that the ride broke kek
ARENA EVENT 2
Already?
>>5790588
Oh fucking hell
Ryan Braun's waifu is just going from being a winner to dying in dumb ways
>>5790625
i should've just kept playing CS:GO, crikey
>>5790588
good job guys
NIGHT 2
Finally some calm, and another Spongebob toy.
>>5790694
>So many spongebob toys
What is this, 2000?
THE FEAST
Wow, Quick game.
>>5790736
Dude, go to any fair. Those and now minion toys are everywhere.
>>5790736
>2000
I miss those days.
DAY 3
More calm, but for how long?
NIGHT 3
The calm continues. Guess thats what you get after a brutal first 2 days like that.
>>5790811
>tfw another arena event occurs
>>5790811
calm before the storm
>>5790811
>>5790777
checked
DAY 4
Everyone's wondering whats up with those souvenir cups.
>>5790825
i made the code and i can tell you right now there's only three arena events. maybe we'll see all three. that'd be fuckin' funny.
Nothing happened Night 4, so I'm gonna skip it. Now we are on...
DAY 5
Finally something happens!
>>5790837
11 DOLLARS FOR A SOUVENIR CUP?! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
NIGHT 5
Down to 5 tribs!
>>5790886
I miss that show
Nothing Day 6, on to...
NIGHT 6
Another Spongebob toy, and we are down to the final 3!
>>5790926
I fucking love that filename
>>5790950
Goddamn it, you can fly, motherfucker
Nothing Day 7,on to...
NIGHT 7
Final two! Place your jinxes now!
>>5790993
Jinxing Blue Elephant
DAY 8
WINNER OF THE TEM AWARD, BLUE ELEPHANT!
>>5791045
WINNER
>>5791077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8
>>5791045
Why does this always happen to me?
>>5791077
Thanks for hosting, man.
PLACEMENTS AND STANDINGS
I'll figure the Neard Cup standings now. Thanks for playing everyone!
I believe Tem is hosting a a game next.
>>5791077
Congrats, Spongebob
>>5791118
indeed, i am
taking 36 tributes, using Rome code for the first time. this oughta be interesting.
>>5791174
Catullus the Roman Troll
>>5791174
DIO
>>5791174
Arma
>>5791174
Foxworth x Mio
>>5791174
Nonon Jakuzure
>>5791174
The Metal
>>5791174
Diavolo
>>5791174
Zezima
>>5791174
Big Boss
>>5791174
Bruce Irving
>>5791174
Yumemi Okazaki
>>5791174
Artoria Pendragon
Purple Fish Doctor
>>5791174
Emeritus the Gladiator
>>5791174
Carl
>>5791319
Change the name for: Nonon Husbando
>>5791174
Gladiator Bracket
et tu, Brute?
>>5791515
Everything looks good.
>Why is everyone so quiet?
>>5791515
looks good
>>5791595
Idk
>>5791515
looks good
>>5791595
We're just talkin' in our Discord
>>5791515
Looking good
>>5791595
Discord
Oh, then. That's cool.
bloodbath!
i got scared for a moment that the code was just regular HG, but nah.
>>5791595
we made a Discord, so a good majority of the banter is there now. you wanna join, Luff?
>>5791699
Delicious chaos!
>>5791699
Thank you guys for the offer, but Discords really not my thing. I didnt feel like around during the /b/ days
>>5791699
checked
>>5791748
Damn. Sorry to hear that, Luff
day 1!
a lot of drinking, a lot of nudity, with some death sprinkled throughout
when in Rome!
>>5791748
fair enough.
war is hell
>>5791810
Fuck rome, Sparta is better
>>5791810
>>5791763
I love my champs
night 1!
a lot of people don't die
>>5791810
>FBN's puppet sold into slavery
kek
>>5791810
Well that was a bunch of lovely people. Too bad I appear to be dead now.
day 2!
brutal, and more brutal
night 2!
i don't know if that's fatal. we'll see.
also, rape.
>>5791905
Love is overrated
day 3!
well, it wasn't fatal, but now host is dead, so he's very, very sad.
night 3!
Frog no, you're married
feast time!
Kazu decimates a loli. good.
>>5792051
i'm training to be a dad
>>5792094
>
>>5792094
Rubber boy and his love bite the dust
day 4!
Kazu gets a fate worse than death.
also, on the third day, she rose again, etc. etc. Catholic school sucked.
>>5792150
Hell of alot less then you, Mister Two Months To Get A Win
>>5792167
Of course Frog broke the law
night 4!
friends
enemies
lovers
>>5792167
And look at that, you lost your dick too
day 5!
but Kaz, you...you don't have a...okay.
night 5!
final five!
>>5792294
One does not need a dick to rape
day 6!
it seems the tables have turned for Kazu "Dickless Wonder" Getaus
>>5792418
kek, tekken hype?
night 6!
gravity and human avarice give us our final three!
day 7!
oh please god don't let Kazu win
>>5792527
Dubs confirms Kazu dies.
>>5792527
Got my Belis on Diavolo
oh my god
>>5792580
HOLY SHIT, NUMBER 2 FOR KAZU!
>>5792580
>>5792580
Holy shit! A second victory!
>>5792580
ayyy he did it again
>>5792580
this just confirm my theory, if megu isn't here, Kaz is free
>>5792580
Nice. The stand just work!!
>>5792580
NIGGA WHAT?!
okay, well, never running Roman code again...
Winner: Kazugetaus
Jimbo Killstreak Award: Kazugetaus/Diavolo
Gretchen Survival Award: Arma
Box Lord's Day of Hell: The Great War
Armin's Misadventure Award: people raping people despite not having a dick anymore.
Dumbfuck Award: Artoria Pendragon
hosting again after this, wait for the avfag post
trying out Castle code, let's go with 24 tribs
>>5792829
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
>>5792829
Lord Kazugeta
>>5792829
Elias Ainsworth
>>5792829
Moonspy
>>5792829
The entire state of Utah
>>5792829
Urdont Wrex
>>5792829
Gray fox
>>5792829
Yusuke Sagami
>>5792829
Jeff Gordon
>>5792829
>>5792912
Psycho Mantis
>Forgets name really badly
>>5792829
Willy the White Castle
need 4
>>5793054
Nipples messi
>>5792829
The Entire Cast of "The Nutshack"
>>5793054
Shotia
>>5792829
Megumin
alright, had a few swap requests in private. should be good.
>>5793137
Thanks for the swap.
Onward!
bloodbath!
it appears one of the tribs has been dead since the beginning.
also, Purple Fish Doctor is now Doctor Love.
day 1!
this code is a lot sexier than i expected.
also, UP THE IRONS, WOOO, SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!
>>5793234
F Messi
>>5793318
Of course Goryu would explore the kitchen
night 1!
getting a lot of hotel code vibes from this.
>>5793391
And the natural order is restored
>>5793391
>An unknown urge inside him
day 2!
a lot of exploring
night 2!
well i didn't really expect the Castle code to have rape.
also, i have no idea if those "attacked" events are fatal or not.
>>5793438
>Nonon has been sent by a mysterious organization to investigate the mysteries of the caslte
>Nonon decide to subtl interrogate Sir Goryu
She takes his role serious
day 3!
they weren't fatal.
also why is this code so sexy?
night 3!
megu is stroooong.
Whyyyy points out the obvious.
Frog waifu forgets what animal she is supposed to be.
day 4!
i reiterate: Megu is stroooong
>>5793623
acting like a K9 is pretty normal for Frog
night 4!
...not strong enough, though.
Whyyyy also forgets what animal he is.
seriously, why so much sexiness?
>>5793721
Well, That's how the cookie crumbles.
feast time!
final six!
>>5793721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps
>>5793764
Come on Gordon!
day 5!
Elias continues investigating.
i guess Jeff Gordon got a happy ending?
>>5793764
>Goryu
>Overeating
Pick one
Well shit
looks like I'm late
Twice
Cyka
>>5793802
Well, he lived? He didn't win, but he lived!
night 5!
Moonspy longs to return home.
>>5793841
there's gonna be another game after this. Neard Cup, too.
>>5793802
Since I'm out, I'll be voting for Whyyyy.
>>5793841
Well hello, either way.
day 6!
final three!
skipped a few boring days, and arena event!
...that was also boring.
THE MEGU CURSE IS BROKEN
>>5793958
>Megu curse does not work
i met a magic...cat
i got the order wrong. oh, well.
Winner: Magic Whyyyy
Jimbo Killstreak Award: Moonspy/Megumin
Gretchen Survival Award: Elias Ainsworth
Box Lord's Day of Hell: Day 4
Armin's Misadventure Award: all the rape and sex i did not expect
Dumbfuck Award: Nipples messi
Neard's taking it from here