HG: Clowns are try hard roasters Edition
>>5777734
Agreed!
>>5777656 (Kaito)
Exactly. I am just... Rika's a special case. I wish I could say my honest feelings, but I know I would be stepping into dangerous territory. Please. Let's stop talking about her; this situation she and Alfred have going on just annoys me enough without this discussion.
...Good! I was hoping she wouldn't hate me for doing that!
>>5777685 (Uriko)
A-Ah! I know it is large, stop taunting me because of it!
>Ivan rubs his nose, waving at you to cut it out.
Ah... Just don't... Don't be like Alfred. He annoyed the everloving GOD out of her, and it didn't turn out all too well for him. As for Urotsuki? Bah, she doesn't have too much to say, period. Annoy her and you'll have a chainsaw in your face, but that's it. Nothing too interesting, дa?
>>5777732
I have my reasons for not wanting my head to be touched, so she should have hers.
>>5777759
THIS IS A SHOCKING REVELATION!
What's going on tonight?
popping my head in at this late hour to say hi, since most of everyone from Nuclear Crew is asleep now.
or, i suppose in the spirit of my av, "HOI!"
>>5777795
A slow wait. Welcome sir!~
>>5777795
Just sittin' back and relaxing before the next match! What else!?
>>5777779
>touches head
>>5777795
No idea.
>>5777803
is someone hosting or can i sleep
>>5777775
Aww, do you like her? She has tanks, you have tanks, hahaha..
But alright, and anytime you or America gets into something with others bothers me.
>>5777779
I haven't asked further than that, but I think she just doesn't like being touched.
>>5777795
Slow traffic.
>>5777811
We're just chugging along.
>>5777835
>Grabs a hold of your wrist and slowly applies pressure until she hears crack.
>>5777827
I can take the wait.
>>5777834
I guess you can't really do much else.
>>5777835
Alright, two of the three girls I'm talking to are wearing almost nothing. What gives?
>>5777856
You call it slow traffic, I call it smooth sailing.
>>5777860
>Pulls ear
>>5777795
A penance in the name of the gods! I have limited my power in order to obtain true enlightenment in the face of the dark ones... I, Guiltia Sin Jurai, have lowered myself to the level of others for the time being! This is the event which graces you tonight!
>>5777860
>touches horns
>>5777775
Quit teasing, cause it wasn't anything too exciting for me to handle~ I'm a master at this!
Nope. She's gonna get it, I'm quick and nimble on my feet! As for uro-chan, just teasing her will do just fine~ I might as well transform as a bonus, hehehe. I'm a pro at this trust me.
>>5777856
yeah, i can tell the pace has slowed down tremendously.
>>5777860
>taps your back
>>5777867
You can always drink!
>>5777882
>Bites leg
>>5777856
Well I guess we won't know until we ask her about it then, so next time she's here lets ask her!
>>5777867
So what's with the getup? You a knight, a mercenary, what? If you don't mind me asking that is.
>>5777873
>Her ear gets pulled causing her to let out an irritated groan.
Who did that?!
>>5777882
>Jumps onto your back and hugs you from where you can barely reach me.
>>5777896
Okay why is everyone putting their hands on the little girl?
>>5777905
I was just gonna see how you react~. Pretty neat the way you snapped that girl's wrist.
>she shrugs and takes another drink
Besides, this is one of those things you put on yourself. Y'know, if you tell people not to do something, they'll do it.
>>5777867
Comfy traffic then, I do so love nights like these, too bad not having anyone to spend it with huh? Haha.
>>5777893
Of course this is the time of day where you can count on a couple of regulars to come out.
>>5777905
So tomorrow night probably? But alright, though I don't know if we'll get something more out of her.
>>5777856
As a friend, of course! I consider everyone my friend, after all.
...Please. Alfred has done a fine enough job of doing that already; neither him nor Rika are in the right. Besides, the situation with Elly and Kurumi has thawed out tremendously since Amelia's been here. God bless her soul.
>>5777885
Maybe, just maybe, I wasn't trying hard enough... One day, I'll tease you harder than ever before!
Ah, just don't make any stupid remarks. I'm trying to condition you so you don't have your mood tarnished by what Rika does to you. Tease Urotsuki if you wish to, but she can transform into things as well. Pro or not... I think I could do better~
>>5777903
Harder
>>5777905
I told you that I don't like it when someone is on my back
Show me that chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hIgBEXuQD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YF14plUxH0
guess not. goodnight hg
>>5777924
as expected. time zones and all that jazz.
unfortunately most of my group is American so they're all pretty much asleep now, leaving me hanging.
>>5777905
Someone just passing through.
>>5777941
sleep well
>>5777941
Sweet dreams my good man or madam. May Avalon bless you!
>>5777948
I-i like your hairstyle, miss.
>>5777923
>Stares towards the girl with an aggravated look before closing her eyes and sighing.
I know, I know.
>>5777924
If you won't say then I'll just break her mind and force them to~
>>5777934
Aww, but it's so comfortable back here!
>Pouts like the little shit she is.
>>5777948
Oh hey Yuubari-sama~
>Quickly wraps her arms around the woman to give her a hug.
>>5777968
Shalashaska
>>5777934
>Chews through leg and takes off with it.
>>5777938
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=InQFgEwPS4s
>>5777941
Good night, Anon! Have a good rest!
>>5777968
I am the person that shouted about vodka! My name?
Ivan Braginsky!
>>5777880
Uh... cool. I think. Nice to meet you. I think.
>>5777896
What is there to drink?
>>5777905
I'm a hunter, actually. I kill monsters to protect humanity! So, what do you do?
>>5777924
We still have a bit of company. Maybe it'll pick up when someone does a game.
>>5777968
Hey, I'm here. Jaune.
>>5777968
Minnie May
>>5777968
Drive
>>5777948
>drags away
>>5777968
Frederica Miyamoto
>>5777968
Empress
>>5777968
Artoria Pendragon
>>5777968
Sanae Kochiya
>why did you do a rollcall if you want tributes, rollscalls are usually to see how many people are here
>>5777968
Chinese Cia
>>5777968
Maria and Harusame
This will be my proper entry.
>>5777968
Dr. Dala
>>5777968
I wasn't aware you were taking entries.
Reigen Arataka
>>5777994
Shut up and be grateful to have a host
>>5777968
Suika!
>>5777968
Guiltia Sin Jurai, Supreme Overlord of Chaos!
Missed ANOTHER game...
>>5778007
This is one dank Anon.
>>5777933
Just be lucky you have so many people to help with those situations, because you seem to get into them a lot for some reason...
>>5777941
Goodnight, have pleasant dreams.
>>5777944
Well despite what some people might say you're welcome to hang out here, most of us here on the nightcrew are way too chill to care.
>>5777968
T-that hurts...
It's Kaito
>>5777969
Please don't, she seems to have enough to deal with already...
>>5777979
You mean like now? But that's not what I meant, haha
>>5777933
BET!
Mood tarnished? Bah!
I bet my kitty kat form can take Uro-chans super form on. Besides, I have the beast drive at my side!
>>5778007
But I am.
I was just wondering
>>5778007
>takes a shit on your plate
Be grateful to have some food.
>>5777968
Rachnera
>>5777968
Koichi Hirose
>>5777968
>>5777979
(Couldn't tell if this was for entries or not. Jaune Arc, please use this image.)
>>5777966
Maybe we can talk about hair next time I'm passing through.
>>5777969
Stop with the flattery, and be good. I have places to be.
>>5777968
Uriko
>>5778027
You're missing the point
>>5778029
that koichi steals?
>>5777988
>Hammers.
>>5777979
A hunter hm...? And me? I'm just a defenceless little gi-
>Suddenly stops before giggling profusely.
Oh who am I kidding, I'm just a succubus in the service of the demon lord's daughter.
>>5778022
Aww, but breaking peoples minds is so much fun!
>>5778033
Humph, fine then.
>Pokes the woman's cheek
You have a good day then~
Mewgenics was a lie.
That is all.
>>5778041
Steals?
>>5778051
no shame
>>5777968
Kirigiri
>>5778050
You know nothing
>>5778047
Yuubari, I didn't know you wanted to knock up the spooder.
>>5778050
A-Anon, that wasn't a funny joke.
>>5778055
>>5777968
Just use these entries.
>>5778022
those people are pretty wrong. i've popped in here a few times before and these threads have been accepting every time. it's pretty great.
also i'd love to stay but considering it's 3 am here, sleep calls me as well. have a nice night, /trash/!
>>5777968
Baki Hanma
>>5778022
Then what did you mean?
>>5778048
>blinks twice
You're a who in the where of the whatnow?
>>5778039
You're the one who's missing out on this piece of shit.
>>5777979
Ah, does my presence terrify you?! Of course it does...you're in the company of a being beyond comprehension, beyond a simple human! You are truly blessed to meet me, I assure you...
>>5778015
One...two...th- Hang on, I don't think I made it...?!
>>5777969
All ya gotta do is not mention it unless it comes up! Just take it in stride.
>>5777979
Sake, sake! It's the thing I always have access to!
>>5778022
I am glad that all of the people come together to help us. I just wish that Alfred didn't get into them ALL THE TIME. Seriously, even if I upset Elly, at least I didn't anger one of the first people I met here!
...W-Wait, Elly was the second person I met here...
>>5778023
Oh, I bet~
...Ah, if only Alfred had a mood like yours. He needs to chin up and take a chance, as much as I dislike him. She does not have a super form as she does effects she gains from other things. Beast drive or not, both of you would be better off not fighting, дa?
>>5777968
Rinoa and Angelo
Goddammit dude
>>5778080
Putting it simply, I'm a sex demon.
>>5778088
Which is what I did, the man was rubbing my head.
>>5778083
I can give you my spot if you ask me nicely! But you have to be really nice to convince me!
>>5778083
Can we start from the beginning? Guiltia, right?
>>5778088
Uh, no thanks, I'm good.
>>5778105
Oh. That's... cool.
>hand is on the handle of his sword
>>5778048
I honestly don't think that should ever happen, it just sounds traumatic.
>>5778078
I suppose it's only a few that care in general, but have a goodnight's sleep then.
>>5778080
Haha, don't worry about it, it was more of a joke than anything.
>>5778091
Like I said, you two are pretty similar in that area, it's a little upsetting too, because Elly was one of my first friends here too.
>>5778083
Your presence is well indeed terrifying in fact, here I am quaking in the 'void' at your mercy. BAHAHAHAHA~ Nonsense! Boy! You're nothing but a boy with a hallow visionary.
Duly note that I am no mere facade, no myth at all, not even the darkness that I've been exiled in shackles me no longer.
>>5778106
alright
>>5778105
...Oh.
Eh, Guess it was worth a shot then!
>more drinking
Ueeeh.....
If you ask me, being touched isn't so bad~.
>>5778117
Nah?
Well, your loss! More for me!
>>5778091
Sooooooooooooo.....she's a copy cat?
>she giggles.
>>5778117
>The little girl snickers before flicking the guy's forehead.
Oh you don't need to worry so much mister, I'm not a bad person unless you piss me off.
>>5778119
It's fun for me though~ And it's mostly done to make people forget about that which they should not know.
>>5778138
Oh I don't mind it sometimes, but it also depends where the hands are going and such. Also aren't you going to run out of sake soon? That container doesn't look like it holds all too much.
>>5778123
>sends you to the shadow realm
...........heh.
>>5778113
Ha...hahaha! You think you can break me, and make me beg?! Truly, you do not know what forces you are tampering with, young lady!
>>5778117
Not simply Guiltia, but Guiltia Sin Jurai! Do not shorten the title I worked years and years to obtain! Fuhuhu...is it not mindblowing in it's prestige?!
>>5778123
A-Am I hearing things?! AAAAAAH!
>Runs away
>>5778119
Heт, I am not like Alfred there. For one, I do not manage to annoy every person I say hello to.
...I hate how so many things can change in four months. I remember when I used to speak with only one sentence and had jokes in every sentence. Time sure flies, дa?
>>5778147
...
>Ivan sighs, leaning on his pipe.
I believe that was a very Russia'd pun, Uriko, but you are correct. She copies abilities from other things, gaining effects from them. In other words... A copycat.
>>5778159
I'm already residing in the shadow realm, faceless mannequin. I've been stuck in this realm for a good.....I don't know anymore.
>>5778171
That's not the reaping you silly daemon
>>5778171
>>5778119
Right. Jokes. Heh.
>>5778138
Enjoy. It'll just make you less focused in the battle.
>>5778158
>slowly takes his hand off
Alright. Will keep that in mind. What's your name?
>>5778169
Guiltia Sin Jurai... It doesn't really roll off the tongue.
>>5778158
I mostly don't have to worry. People know better!
>Suika looks both ways, before leaning in closer.
Nnnnope. There's a secret to this thing~. The gourd's got something really special inside.
>she takes out a water bottle and pours it into the gourd, leaning back afterwards.
Basically, I never run out!
>>5778183
>kicks you into the light
..............................................
heh........................................
....no shodow!........ he..........h
Please review the following!
>>5778188
(I had room for one more heh)
>>5778191
>Plucks petals.
>>5778169
>He hops out of the void posing.
HAAAAAA!!!! WITNESS THE ALm...mighty.....
...
...
...
Why do I even bother anymore.
>>5778201
Let's fucking go!
>>5778169
Sooooooo you don't want the spot? Fre-chan was ready to give it to you for just a simple "Please~", but too bad.
>>5778195
You clearly don't know how an oni works then, human!!!
Sake keeps me sharp and focused! That's just how it works for us.
We don't get drunk that easily either.
>>5778201
Reaadyyyyyyy!
>>5778201
It looks fine, my friend. Go ahead!
>>5778201
Took you long enough, demon. It looks acceptable.
>>5778198
Great going anon, thanks!
>>5778201
Hey thanks pal
>>5778201
I hope this will be as fun as it was the last time!
>>5778201
Ready. Set. Just need to go.
>>5778210
Seriously?! An oni too?
>>5778201
Ready to go through this daily chore of combat!
>>5778216
>>5778228
Yyyyup! It's pretty great!
>the oni poses proudly
At least ya know what they are! Man, that's a relief.
>>5778201
>Flowey visibly cringes, but doesn't moan in any sort of pain.
Nice try, idiot. I've had this exact form of assault used on me countless of times over: it barely phases me at all anymore!
>>5778177
So! She wouldn't mind transforming into a cat forever riiiiiiiiiiight?
>>5778201
LET'S GET ELIMINATED!
>>5778158
And to think you could do such a think to me.. Nothings immune to you then huh?
>>5778177
I'm slightly glad those days are over, especially since I almost died a couple of times..
>>5778195
Huh? Oh yeah, I suppose my jokes have always been terrible, sorry.
>>5778201
Looks good to go.
>>5778195
I'm Maria, Maria Naruse! How about you mister?
>>5778197
Huh... So it transmutes liquids poured into it into alcohol?
>>5778201
Looks good host-san!
>>5778201
Rip me.
>>5778242
Well, it's more vague understanding than anything.
>>5778250
I'm Jaune Arc! Hope you're ready for battle, Maria!
>>5778254
Off to a normal start then.
>>5778254
>>5778254
NO FAIR!
>>5778195
A truly heroic, cursed name doesn't need to! The nature of it sends shivers down the spines of those who try to say it! Do you not feel yourself being burnt alive by the fires of fear?
>>5778201
...I request that my title be returned to it's true state! Shatter this illusion, please!
>>5778204
AAAAAAAAH! Th-The dark lords are angry and have sent a hellbeast to k-kill meeeeee!
>>5778207
Foolish girl! I did not need your spot, for I used my dark power to secure my own spot pre-emptively! Kuhuhu, such is the path of a hero...
>>5778254
H-Hmph! I shall take my leave, and work towards the redemption of my name!
>>5778247
...I don't think "transform" means what you think it means in this context, Uriko. She does not transform fully, as she does gain effects. If she could get an effect that can make her do that, however... I assume she could.
>>5778249
Ah, yes, I remember; you almost died of laughter from them. Truth be told, I am glad I stopped talking in just a sentence and called it a day, because that makes me feel... Lazy.
...For old time's sake... Would you like to hear a joke?
>>5778254
VODKA~!
>>5778254
...
>>5778249
Well not really. If someone has a strong will they can easily avoid any of my mental manipulation skills.
>>5778254
>Merrily skips away from her starting position.
>>5778264
Nice to meet you Jaune, don't be surprised if I break that shield of yours, my punches hurt... A lot.
>>5778273
Hero? You really are a hero? But dark power and heroism don't really fit together. Maybe if you had friendship powers it would work!
>>5778254
Rip bowser, you were the best.
>>5778273
Uh... nope. No burning here.
>>5778286
We'll see about that. I'll slay you if I need to!
>>5778280
That'd be stupid, she'd had to change her species to do that! DUH! I'm not human! That's like her trying to copy a caterpillar!
>>5778254
Whoooop~! Well, someone lost this! Hehe~.
>>5778250
Well, it only turns it into sake. But still, it's pretty nice!
>she takes out another water bottle and empties it into the gourd
The simpler, the better.
>>5778264
Literally more than some people know, actually~.
Congrats on knowin' stuff.
Is all that stuff supposed to be armor?
>>5778294
>Burns the pile of underwear.
>>5778280
... Alright, but only one, I fear for m digital life.. But it's been so long, I'm pretty much dropping the king, well until my next birthday.
>>5778286
But.. Hacking and mental manipulation are different right? They sound different.
>>5778294
I-I don't have lingerie! A-anymore...
>>5778294
Looks like I'm forced to go commando for today. I already did that a few times by accident anyway, but the ghost thing was really spooky!
>>5778292
I'm a punished hero! I was cursed long ago with these powers, but I use them to serve the cause of justice! Isn't that amazing? Turning chaos into order, I am...Guiltia Sin Jurai!
>>5778294
Yes! I knew that the gods were on my side! After all...I am their chosen champion...
>>5778298
...I-I suppose this just means you have a higher mental defense than I thought! No matter, you don't stand a chance against me, e-even if my name doesn't strike fear into your heart!
>>5778294
>>5778273
No! Child! I surfaced here through my own esteemed sake of just being here, now let us CLASH BLADES THAT'LL DRIVE OTHER WARRIORS ENVIOUS OF OUR SUPERB PROWESS OF BATTLE!
>He draws his naginata!
TO ARMS!
>>5778300
She is a lucid dreamer, so there is a possibility that she's definitely a human. I've no idea what you not being a human has to do with this, unfortunately. Please... Remind me what that had to do with this?
>>5778314
Buf of course, Kaito. Drop being the king for a while until your birthday if you want to! Here I go, Kaito. Only one joke, for old time's sake.
>A man walks into a shop and asks, "You wouldn't happen to have fish, would you?". The shop assistant replies, "You've got it wrong – ours is a butcher's shop: we wouldn't happen to have meat. You're looking for the fish shop across the road. THERE they wouldn't happen to have fish!"
>>5778330
...Hit them with my pipe? That is a scheme...
>>5778294
Yeah, good job abusing host privilege! Damn cheater...
>>5778298
Well I wish you luck with that, sir.
>>5778303
Well you're definitely going to be fun at parties aren't you.?
>>5778314
They're not the same but I am quite good at working a computer Kaito-san.
>>5778330
Hmm... No Basara-san would just beat me with his sword again if I did that.
>>5778303
Yep. It's top-notch armor, too!
>>5778329
Sure... thing?
>>5778330
Jeez! What's with the undead all of a sudden?
>>5778340
I don't need luck!
>>5778329
So you're a bad guy, but you're still a good guy? I don't get it all, but I'm not sure if an explanation would help.
>>5778330
Well, I had to use that money one way or another, and that was a fun place! Even if I lost all of my money!
Give me a beat, HG.
>>5778330
I do not regret any of my previous actions!
>Internal noises
Nghh...not...a single one...!
>>5778348
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4h8N1dr0D0Q
>>5778338
You'd assume that she'd take my form as a cat, but that's just stupid because that'd be biologically impossible for her to copy a cat form. It's dumb and stupid!
>>5778330
Gwoooooooh, brains--
Wait, Does this mean I attack myself? How's this one even work!?
>>5778340
I already am! You can ask most of the humans I party with.
>she tilts her head back. The oni is still drinking.
Sure, some of them lose homes, and humans can't really drink as much as me, but I admire their tenacity!
>>5778342
>the oni taps at it a few times.
Well, for a human it must work!
Also uh.... aaaargh, brains! Crap, I can't do this.
>>5778330
>>5778340
(Kek, I wasn't reading the events. shit's too good.)
>>5778342
>Stabs over and over.
:'^)
>>5778348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IVCZGfVns
>>5778348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81vqUPsVX_M
>>5778330
When I rule over all the lands, I shall be sure to have them as my assistants! They'll be very capable, I'm sure... After all, they have the look of very upper class women!
>>5778336
Blades?! W-Wait, I didn't agree to this...!
>Cowers
>>5778342
Watch yourself, or you may be my next victim!
>Poses dramatically
Chaotic Justice never loses!
>>5778347
That's ri- Wait no, it's like...a good guy with bad guy powers...? Yeah, like that! Are you in awe yet, or do you require a demonstration?!
>>5778330
I don't think I did very well back there..
>>5778338
... I'm glad you stopped, like I said before, these just get me for some reason, it's worrying.
>>5778340
Normally I'd be happy to hear that someone is skilled at something, but I'm just slightly indifferent about this..
>>5778363
I'm only okay at defense, I'm terrible at offense though.
>>5778363
But I just wanted to try on his coat. It looked so warm and fuzzy.
>>5778342
Yeah, you'll need back-up really~
>>5778348
>Beats the ever loving fuck out of you.
>>5778358
Hm... Only one you've been able to have keep up with you was that oni bartender... Damn it, what was her name again, Yuki?
>>5778363
>Tripped over and scraped her knee
>Does that Peter Griffin over the top reaction then ends herself.
>>5778358
Yeah, that's really not convincing.
>>5778363
Why did you try that? I already beat you.
>>5778371
I don't think justice should be chaotic.
>>5778371
I think I got it. Your power is that you can speak in a funny way, right? I totally got that right, riiiiight?
>>5778363
He sounded real angry... Uhuhuhu~.
>>5778384
Zombies have to sound so monotone, and... damnit, it's hard to be monotone!
>>5778383
Yuugi! Her name's Yuugi, of course!
And...Yeah, I've seen her a few times in the past week. Gotta keep track of the only other oni alive that I know of~.
>>5778363
I love how people are after Dala's underwear.
>>5778357
...Ah... I'm totally lost on that, my friend. She gains effects by touching an object, and even then, she does not transform fully. She gains attributes from it. That's what I mean by transforming. Is that what you meant as well?
>>5778363
Kaito, I would have defended them away from me anyway, but... Still, I appreciate it. Next time, let me have a bit of the action, дa~?
>>5778381
No, you cannot try on my coat, this is mine! I have nothing else to wear in such cold temperatures!
>>5778380
Soviet humour, дa? Ah, the nostalgia simply kills me at times. I would've done so many things differently if I could turn back time, but... "Getting over a harsh history, there is an important present". Say, would you be up for one more joke?
>>5778383
Ow! Owww!!! I knew you were violent but~
>>5778371
>Kabuki poses.
...what...have I miscalculated my exit point? I must of heard some uplifting warrior bask at his glory somewhere else then, uh...sorry...kid.
>>5778363
My underwear...m-my mom bought me those... U-Uh, that is...those undergarments were sealed with special spells made to contain my power...!
>>5778384
Don't question me! I'm the Conqueror of Chaos, Guiltia Sin Jurai! I've beaten hellish demons the likes of which would make your skin crawl! I've saved the world countless times! I've...
>He begins to rant on and on about his various 'accomplishments'...
>>5778391
Funny?! My pattern of speech is funny to you? A-Are you mocking me?! How dare you...!
>>5778363
Can anyone stop the wanted criminal knows as "Blonde Vino?" Stay tuned next time kids on "What the fuck are we doing with our lives,"
>>5778417
Finally, a fight! Alright, time to show you what an oni can do--
>>5778380
Is it scary that a little girl could mess with you?~
>>5778399
I had a drinking contest with her a while back... We got through so much and boy did it affect me the next day.
>>5778405
Oh shush it you sadist. It's in my blood to get violent.
>>5778383
I DON'T NEED BACKUP EITHER!
>>5778399
Oh yeah, I feel you. It hurts to even try.
>>5778412
Alright, alright, you're cool. Is that what you want me to say?
>>5778417
Ugh. Horrible nightmares.
>>5778401
Not even if I ask it really nicely? It looks really comfortable, and it's not that big of a deal! Just for a second? Please? Please. Please!
>>5778412
Am I mocking you? I don't think so, but I think it's really funny and goofy! Can you teach Fre-chan to how to do it like that?
>>5778401
I'm going to regret this, but sure, let it rip.
Oh and also, when you look back on things, only take the lessons from them, if you have personal connections to the history it just clutters things up.
>>5778417
That was very close, well not really, I don't think zombies attack robots.
>>5778430
Yes actually, besides, we both know you're not that little of a girl.
>>5778430
Is it now? Sounds...exploitable~
>>5778433
I can make them better~
>>5778401
Really I had no idea! I musta' been lost in my head or something. Maybe. I kinda heard just a babble or maybe I wasn't paying attention at all, maybe...maybe I was just paying attention to something else... I don't know. I wasn't paying any attention at all to what you just said!
BECAUSE I CAN TAKE THOSE DUMB STUPID GIRLS DOWN EASILY, ANYTIME OF THE WEEK! MARK MY WORDS IVAN, YOU'RE JUST PUMPING ME UP~.... for battle.
>>5778417
It's like one of those fireworks! I'll make sure to surprise everyone with this, so we can have a nice laugh lat-
>>5778433
(I should read these events.)
>>5778430
Heheeeeh... Yup! That sounds like her alright.
We're practically rivals when it comes to drinking capacity. Believe it or not, I'm in the lead~.
>>5778433
Yeah, no thanks! Loud and proud, that's the way to go~. Gotta have some spirit, even if you don't really have a soul.
>>5778433
Aww~
>The little girl covers her mouth with their hand as she chuckles lightly
Alright I'll stop messing with you.
>>5778449
Humph, I'm physically a little girl!
>>5778450
Yeah, I'm going to chain you up in my basement later to gauge your endurance.
>>5778417
There is not a more appropriate time than this one to drown my sorrows from a lost battle by consuming unhealthy amounts of food before falling asleep.
Farewell, peasants.
>>5778410
...Eh? Well...th-that is indeed me! Guiltia Sin Jurai, the Champion of the Gods... I-I merely had to disguise myself, you see... To engage in combat would reveal the extent of my power, and that would be a mistake...
>>5778417
I have assumed the form of an undead being, transcending mortality entirely! Kuhuhu...how excellent! Feast your eyes on my ascension, mortals! Hang on, does this mean I'm no longer a competitor...?
>>5778433
C-Cool? You really mean that...? H-Haha, of course I am...! Why wouldn't I be?! Although, cool is far too simple...not fitting for me! You should use more unique words! Like...sublime, or phenomenal!
>>5778441
So...you wish to become an acolyte of the darkness...very well, I shall consider to take you on as my student! But, are you sure you have what it takes to walk the path of legends? This is a serious decision, more serious than any other you'll ever make!
>>5778417
The night crew feels so much comfier then during the day.
>>5778441
...I... I can't! I really do have nothing else to wear in such cold temperatures, and I'd rather that no one sees me without it! If you can make it worth my while, perhaps I can consider letting you try it on. Vodka is an acceptable payment.
>>5778449
I HAVE personal connections to the history, though. All I remember is my first interactions with Elly, and my first time telling jokes. I've learned my lessons, but I have a feeling that Alfred won't ever learn anything. Here we go!
>An American dog, a Polish dog and a Soviet dog sit together. The American dog says 'In my country if you bark long enough, you will be heard and given some meat', the Polish dog replies 'What is "meat"?' and the Soviet dog says 'What is "bark"?'.
>>5778453
I could tell that you weren't paying too much attention, because I had no idea what you were trying to convey there. Seriously, I was afraid that I had something lost in translation!
...I've no doubts that you can annoy them and make them your friends, Uriko, but "pumping me up"? And then pausing to say "for battle"? I will ignore it this once, but... You can make friends with them, I'm sure!
>>5778470
Farewell, Alfred-- I mean, my friend!
>>5778483
A-Ah? What? I was so close, don't do this--
>>5778450
Thanks but no thanks, creepy demon thing.
>>5778465
That's the ticket! Don't hold back!
>>5778466
Stop laughing at me too!
>>5778480
I'll say what you want if you just shut up!
>>5778466
I too wonder if you can truly take as much as you talk little one.
>>5778492
Creepy? Now that's just mean.
>>5778480
Sure! As long as it's fun, why not?
>>5778465
I know that you're either wasted all the time, and if you aren't then you'll just be destroying everything within your vicinity right?
>>5778492
>She pats the kid on his back
Alright, alright I will~
>>5778496
I have an alright endurance, nothing special as a succubus.
>>5778466
And I'm physically a twenty-two year old, you know what I mean.
>>5778470
Farewell, goodnight, pleasant dreams.
>>5778483
... Why is it always you? This is becoming a little.. I don't know how to feel about this.
>>5778491
Jesus man.. Okay no more, but I mean you should forget about your personal connections when trying to learn the lessons, I believe such a thing would help.
>>5778480
>He warps back into the void of darkness, before you can even utter a word.
>>5778492
Right!
>takes another drink. Her drinking knows no bounds.
Well... Next time, maybe. I'm gonna go sleep while it's dark. See you next time, human~!
>>5778499
Uuuuh-huh.
Right now, though... I'm just bored. Think I'll sleep.
See ya all later.
>>5778491
But I have nothing like that with me! Wait! I have something better! I brought some macarons! Sugary~ Sweet~ Cute~ Macarons!
>>5778505
I'm a kid at heart and it's all that matters!
>>5778508
Alright, by miss Suika.
>>5778491
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO FIGHT THEM....NOOO-NEOOOOOOOW~!
>She monitors the room, then scratches her head.
>>5778483
Come one come all! The hellton casino accepts all forms of payment!
>>5778496
But it's true!
>>5778499
Hmph. Good.
>>5778508
See ya.
>>5778483
No! I need an exorcism! Heed my call, Father...! H-He hung up... How will I unshackle myself from this burden?!
>>5778492
Then say the following! "I, yournamehere, sincerely believe that Guiltia Sin Jurai, Conqueror of Chaos, Champion of the Gods, Supreme Overlord of Hell and Heaven and the Chosen One, is the greatest hero to ever live!" Only then shall you find your peace...
>>5778497
Excellent! Your initiative is impressive, if I do say so myself... Hesitation is for the weak! Now, the first step is appearance... A true hero must command respect and fear! Your first task is to find yourself a fitting outfit for your future trials as a legendary hero...
>>5778506
...What a strange power he has! Truly, it is almost as impressive of Chifuyu-chan's!
>>5778529
It's not like I'd be allowed to spend that money on clothes...so I suppose this is the next best thing! I will place my faith in the higher powers!
>>5778499
Then I hope you'l bring snacks, because it'll take us weeks before ethier of us gets tired.
>>5778531
Opinion is never truth sweetie~ first thing I learnt.
>>5778529
ALL forms?
>>5778505
I'm good at jokes, what can I say? I shall not go on anymore so you don't die of laughter!
It is hard to let go of the personal connections, as the past is all I have left to look back on. I can keep them in mind AND learn the lessons, but the nostalgia just eats me up inside when I think of it.
>>5778508
Пpoщaй, тoвapищ пьющий!
>>5778511
Macarons? I... I don't think that will be enough for me to give you my coat, my friend. Vodka, once again, is an acceptable payment. Anything Russian is acceptable payment.
>>5778527
U-Uriko, please, calm down! You can fight them eventually, but demanding that they come here isn't going to make them come here just for you!
>Ivan, shakily, stands up tall and places his faucet on the ground.
Are you okay, now? Everything alright?
>>5778529
Here at the hellton we pride ourselves on our... cuisine...
>>5778538
/All/ forms.
>>5778534
I, Jaune, sincerely believe that Guiltia Sin Jurai, Conqueror of Chaos, Champion of the Gods, Supreme Overlord of Hell and Heaven and the Chosen One, is the greatest hero to ever live!
Will you go away now?
>>5778538
In my opinion, you're creepy.
>>5778544
Huh. This could help.
>>5778531
Well good luck in the arena then~
>>5778538
Don't worry, I've got plenty.
>>5778544
As much as I would love to allow myself to indulge in gluttony, I shall take the path of meditation, in order to prepare myself for the trials to come... Regretfully, I cannot attend!
>>5778547
Haha...you admitted it! I knew I was the best! I have obtained what I need from thou! You are excused from my presence...
>>5778548
>>5778547
Should we bring blondy along? He seems a little pent up~
>>5778544
Like, hiring slaves all forms or ALL, all forms?
>>5778534
Fear? Are we going to prank someone? I never knew that being a hero would be so much fun!
>Runs away to find a changing room and returns in thirty minutes
So, how about this attire? I wore it at one of my concerts, and the fans seemed to like it! More like loved it~
>>5778541
I have at least 5 macarons! That must be enough!
>While she wonders about other things, she eats one of them
Oh, I only have 4 now. But it's delicious, so it's a fair trade!
>>5778548
We went over this. I don't. Need. Luck!
>>5778555
Cool. See ya.
>>5778557
Wait, what?!
>>5778547
https://youtu.be/WkA7Ztb7KmY?t=49s
>>5778523
Honestly now.. That's not very believable considering what you are.
>>5778508
Goodnight, rest well.
>>5778541
Yes, you're a great comedian, but you should try anyway, I have perfect memory since it's only like recording video, so it's hard trying to forget the personal connections when it's that clear.
>Sorry guys, I'm passing out over here, sorry to cut it short, goodnight.
>>5778557
No he's already got someone from the looks of it, leave him be.
>>5778565
Too bad I'm giving it to you!
>>5778571
Wow, that is just so racist Kaito. Solely because of what I am you'll judge me.
>>5778541
>She's seems to be out of touch with herself, she monitors the room looking at all the other Ava's at her disposal to play with.
>Her ears perk up as she hears a familiar blue haired fellah, with a yellow bright scarf beating along the wind.
YOU'RE NO FUN! NYAAAH! Meow!
>>5778571
Goodnight, then.
>>5778574
Awww~ Sounds like shes not giving him enough.
>>5778565
Dont worry I wont bite. Unless you're into that.
>>5778580
Rika will be sad she missed you, I'll tell her you were around..
>>5778563
>Walking around in a circle and examining the outfit, he appears to gloss over the more revealing aspects of the outfit
Hmmmm...a rather dazzling cosplay! Did you...make this yourself...? O-Or do you have a costume designer? I simply must meet the maker! It will most definitely do for your persona as a hero!
>>5778592
Thanks for that.
On that note, hello to the rest of you.
>>5778544
>>5778557
"Upon entering the casino you hereby agree to sell your body and or soul in order to make up any debt you have procured during the night."
>>5778571
(Good night, sweet dreams and thanks for taking part <3)
>>5778588
>Grabs onto your arrow-head tail, yanking on it before knocking her on the back of the head.
Now now, don't be such a naughty girl.
>>5778563
Being delicious doesn't exactly make it eligible for my coat, милaя жeнщинa. Please understand that, while they may be delicious, this coat is mine, so that would be quite awkward.
>He ponders for a second before snapping his fingers and brightening up.
Ah! I have an idea! Do you have Russian Fudge, by any chance? Maybe you could give me that and I'll give you my coat in return!
>>5778571
It is extremely hard if the archives are always right there for me to look at. The worst part? Sometimes, the conversations I wish to view are simply gone... Farewell, Kaito. Have a good rest!
>>5778578
>Ivan simply looks spooked at the whole situation, tapping his faucet on the ground.
I have no idea who you are talking about, Uriko! Am I no fun? I-I mean, well, while you're like this, I should ask, but.... Are you alright? Oh, the person we were talking about is here! Would you like to meet her!
>>5778595
Urotsuki? Is it alright if I borrow you for a second?
>>5778574
What do you mean by that?
>>5778588
What's that supposed to mean? I don't want any biting!
>>5778597
(Can you please go a bit faster? I can't stay up if the game moves at this speed.)
>>5778597
Oh boy... who's gonna win?
>>5778606
Borrow me? That sounds incredibly suspicious.
>>5778607
Even if you don't want it, I'm still going to wish you luck.
>>5778597
I have a simply flawless plan...but I won't share it without tribute! ...Oh fine, I'll tell you! I say that we wear matching outfits and choreograph some cool poses. That should make them tremble in fear at the sight of us!
>>5778594
Right? I knew this one would be perfect! It's just one of the many costumes that Fre-chan has! We get them for free, but we're supposed to give them back after the performance, but there's a chance I kinda, totally forgot about it with this one! Ooops~
Also I heard you talking about the hero stuff, and everyone knows that heroines must wear revealing outfits! That's how it is in every comic!
>>5778597
>>5778613
A-Ah, I forgot my manners for a second; hello! Anyway, someone wanted to meet you, but I don't think she actually knows what you look like, which is why I wanted to borrow you for a second. Is that fine?
>>5778606
>She extends her claws, glaring dead at you.
OTHER PERSON? KAITO's ASLEEP AND I CAN'T PLAY WITH HIM, hehehehe....IVAN! ARE YOU READY TO PLAY....MERCY?
>>5778630
>sigh
Just point me towards her and I'll deal with that myself.
>>5778616
Alright, fine. Thank you, Maria.
>>5778629
I guess the luck is working out already!
>>5778606
Hmmmm~ Nope! I only have macarons, but saying that it's not worth it is silly! I just wanted to try on your coat, because it seemed like a fun idea! I don't want to buy it from you, that would cost too many of these sweets!
>>5778602
>she growls and moans loudly before you snap her out of it
Maria~...you of all people know what happens when succubi get tempted like that. We dont need another valentines day massacre or cults forming.
>>5778607
Oh you are just too cute~
>>5778625
A stolen garment?! What an interesting origin story... My justice sense is tingling with excitement...I shall be the one to christen you with your heroic title and backstory! Kuhuhu...this will be a tale for the ages! Just you wait...
>>5778629
What fiend keeps stealing my undergarments?! Surely you have better uses of your time than to prey on me!
>>5778631
>Once again, Russia has an uneasy expression on his face.
N-No, not Kaito! Urotsuki is here! Remember her? The person we were talking about before? And what do you mean, "Mercy"? Since when was that a game?
>>5778636
...A-Ah, I may have spoken a bit too soon on that front. She doesn't seem too sane at the moment.
>Ivan points at >>5778631 with a spooked expression on his face.
Say hello to her if you wish, Urotsuki. I just hope that you brought enough fuel for the chainsaw if she attacks you...
>>5778640
Well, you can try it on, but I really do hope that it'll only be for a few seconds! This coat is the only thing I have during wintertime, so I can only hope that it'll only be for a few seconds. Are you sure you don't have anything else you could give me? This is a bit embarrassing to me.
>>5778629
Goodnight HG, sorry I was distracted for most of the day.
>>5778643
Hold on a second! I'm not cute!
>>5778666
Alright, just two left. I can do this.
>>5778668
Sleep tight, Wiggins.
>>5778668
good night towel head
>>5778637
Mhmm, you're most welcome~
>>5778643
Yes I am aware, but if you can't restrain yourself normally then the same thing will happen with or without the tease.
>>5778668
Night Wiggins you dummy.
>>5778668
Farewell, Brian!
>>5778663
We'll just have to see.
I trust my chainsaw... It won't let me down.
>>5778631
...Hey! You.
Were you looking for me?
>>5778666
Never cross a legendary hero, fool! I'll be taking these undergarments of mine back... I better not find extra seals or hexes of some kind on them!
Allahu akbar
>>5778657
Stolen? No! No! No! I didn't steal it! It's just like when you forget to take back a book to the library in time! Uhhh~ I don't really know if it's been too long since I forgot about it, I mean I don't really read, so it explains why I would forget it like it's a book!
>>5778663
Why is it embarassing? It's just some sweets! I can even feed it to you, if it feels too weird to eat it by yourself! You just have to say Aaaahhh~
>>5778663
THIS TIME! I WON'T BE SO EASY ON YO--
>She Zig-Zags along your field of vision at blinding speeds, she lands on your shoulders getting a good grip around your neck, but not tight enough to choke you.
I'll be taking this!
>She grabs onto the scarf.
>>5778666
>>5778679
Hold on. We're not home free yet.
>>5778701
Now we are! Take that!
>>5778701
Holy fuck that guy really kicked ass didn't he?
>>5778684
Another playmate? Are we gonna play together!? KAITO's ASLEEP NOW SO YOU'RE WELCOME TO PLAY WITH ME AND IVAN!
>She giggles with a big grin on her face, holding Ivan with a loose vice grip around his neck.
>>5778701
Congratulations Jaune. Thank you for hosting host-sama~
>>5778707
Hey look, you were lucky enough to be victorious~
>>5778690
Quiet, young one! You do not need to fear judgement... We are the kind of vigilante heroes who are willing to operate outside of the law for the greater good! And it certainly makes for an interesting origin story... What sort of name would be befitting...?
>>5778701
B-Betrayal! Victory torn from my hands by a perceived ally... Could it be that his compliment was...insincere...? No, that's impossible...
>>5778684
And I do, as well. She wasn't like this earlier, so I can only hope she won't attack you unprovoked, дa? Just... Keep your guard up around her.
>>5778690
T-This just got FIVE times more embarrassing than it should be! I only have a t-shirt underneath this coat, so that isn't something I want everyone to see! Is that a good enough explanation? Please, don't say things like that!
>>5778691
...
>Ivan's scared expression suddenly turns into a painfully sweet one.
Ah! That is what it's about, дa? If that is the case, then I'm afraid I will have to willingly not take part in this game. Please, let go of my scarf. I am trying my hardest not do what I usually do and intimidate you.
>>5778701
Congratulations to Juane, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
>>5778673
Yes you are~
>boops nose
>>5778679
I have plenty of restraint maria!
>>5778713
Ugh...
I came at the wrong time, didn't I...
>she revs her chainsaw
Fine, if you wanted to play... I'm happy to oblige. What's the name of the person I'm about to tear apart~?
>>5778727
No need to worry about that. she doesn't even look that dangerous.
>>5778701
>>5778707
>>5778709
You know it!
>>5778719
It's not luck! That was pure skill.
>>5778734
Cut it out!
>>5778743
Thank you!
Now, I know exactly how to celebrate this win!
>flops to the ground asleep
>>5778738
Looks can be deceiving, Urotsuki, and I am a living example of that. She just touched my scarf, and I am trying my hardest not to threaten her. Once again; keep your guard up against her.
>>5778748
...Okay, that is a weird way to celebrate it. Farewell, my friend!
Thank you all for participating in my shitty games <3
>>5778701
>>5778719
>>5778727
>>5778748
Night.
>>5778734
She says wanting to pull that poor kid into a dungeon and proceed to fuck him for the next couple of months.
>>5778748
You absolute moron... Best not leave him here with the other succubus around.
>She picks up the unconscious Jaune and carries him somewhere safe.
>>5778757
Thanks for hosting
>>5778727
Ivan...shush up will yah, it's rude to interrupt the new playmate!
>She coils her tail around your leg, keeping a tight grip.
>>5778738
MY NAME IS URIKO NONOMURA, meow~! NYA? What is that you have there? IS THAT A TOY! I...I LOVE TOYS!
>>5778756
>She kangaroo kicks off of Ivan's body, with no intention to fidget with the scarf.
>>5778757
While I may have lost, this was merely a test of my great strength...! Clearly my seals were not correctly attuned... I shall rectify this error and succeed for sure next time! Congratulations, and thank you, dear host!
>>5778748
...
>drops a blanket on him
You're probably going to die.
>>5778756
Whatever. If you want the truth... If she really wants to fight, I don't mind in the slightest. My chainsaw still needs some action.
..HAve I missed much else?
>>5778757
Thanks for hosting.
>>5778772
I'm Urotsuki.
...A toy? Ufu...fufufufu. For me, it is anyway~.
>she raises it to point at you
>>5778758
Oh shush that was just teasing~ mostly.
>>5778724
Hmm? Ohh! Ahh! You want to know my name! It's Frederica, Frederica Miyamoto! My name makes it obvious that I'm a half-blood!
>>5778701
Thanks for the game!
>>5778727
I still don't get it why wearing only a shirt is so embarassing. There were times I wore less in public, and I felt no embarassment at all!
>>5778773
>>5778799
You're a cool guy. Keep being a cool guy.