/sug/ Steven Universe General - THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST Edition
Last Thread: >>5769027
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M [Embed]
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
BREATHE THAT REEFER IN MAH LUNYS
Best trio
REMINDER THAT THIS IS BEST GEM
>>5772296
Jasper is fat
s n o r t
RETARDED BLUE KIDFUCKER
/sug/ face reveal when?!
lapiven
SPICY
/r/ing Lapis using her water powers on Sapphire sexually.
>>5772320
I'VE GOT GRAPES WAT YOU WATCHING SON
>>5772341
GHOST PEPPER
My numbers, check them.
>>5772338
Nope
>>5772352
IT'S
>>5772356
Delete yourself
>>5772334
you can have a hand
>>5772356
>tfw shitpost on /sug/ all day instead of human interaction
>>5772353
M A N G O ~
>>5772375
me2me2me2
here we go again
>>5772326
when will Homeworld trio be revived
>>5772338
>grown up Steven
>mfw
>>5772375
gross, what happened to pearl
>>5772375
t. Pearl
>>5772369
>>5772374
Only after you CHECK EM
>>5772334
I can't believe Pyro's actually a Lesbian
>>5772367
THE
>>5772375
I came here at like 3/4AM but everyone was fuckin' dead
actually did something productive today and went out to see that Ron Howard Beatles documentary
fascinating shit
>>5772334
I'll bite
Reminder that Opal and Rebecca are bulimic.
>>5772395
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
>>5772386
Hopefully soon. They need to be just as dysfunctional a family as the CGs are because I love them too.
>>5772395
NUTSHACK
>>5772407
I like your jacket.
>>5772407
>>5772416
Fucking beautiful.
>>5772429
Here's the back if you're interested
>>5772334
if you insist
reminder that Drawendo's birb is qt
It hurts to live.
>>5772429
>>5772442
>>5772407
Ayyyyyyyy, nigga, I'll do one too
>>5772407
Please wet your hair and comb it back i want to see it
Look behind you.
>>5772453
Are you alright?
>>5772334
shit I've been discovered
I SAID...Look behind you....
>>5772470
Sorry, Lapis. But I belong to another.
>>5772476
>>5772453
F U C K I N G S A M E
>>5772473
Full back
>>5772407
is that girl in the back your girlfriend
>>5772453
Even if i falter, i'll still ask you to go on.
>>5772487
Lappy makes me happy
>>5772487
Jaspis confirmed
>>5772334
If you insist
>>5772407
Is that you Yojimbo?
>>5772530
is that what Chris-Chan's bits look like now
>>5772442
I'm too interested..
>>5772520
>>5772453
I have crippling depression
>>5772451
I bet Drawndo is qt. She always draws her hair so nice and stuff.
>>5772334
W-well
This is me
>>5772535
yes.
Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNeFGKjzLtM
Pearlfags, he's one of your own.
>>5772502
Sweet.
>>5772442
>Fucking Cookie cat in the corner
>>5772502
who's your fav gem?
>>5772515
Lappy had a relappy
>>5772453
same desu
>>5772453
Quit being so weak.
>>5772560
Drawendo is a GIRL?
>>5772576
Lapis, mostly cause of her blatant autism and she's pure fap bait...
>>5772334
>worked on a hot tin roof all day yesterday
>my face is burnt to shit and in pain
No face posting for me.
>>5772547
Now that's a good pouty Lapis
>>5772564
>>5772450
>>5772478
>2 Rebeccas
>1 Zuke
Why am I not surprised.....
>>5772602
>blatant autism
I will never understand this.
>>5772584
>Here, Lapis, I caught and trapped these flying creatures to make them do things for my amusement
>Lapis, why would this upset you
>Lapis, I cannot possibly fathom why you would be upset looking at this
>obviously she must be afraid of the fireflies
Fucking memedot.
"Peridot and Steven take Lapis to the zoo and she gets so triggered she drowns everyone there" episode when?
>>5772616
>pic related
>>5772547
Is that supposed to be a Lapis with her gem on her tailbone?
>>5772614
Gee /sug/, why does the crew let you have TWO Rebecca's?
>>5772631
(((Good point)))
>>5772621
If you're socially retarded, it's an easy mistake to make.
I didn't even get the joke the first time I read it.
>>5772646
THIS NEEDS TO BE AN IMAGE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
/SUG/ WORK YOUR MAGIC
>>5772338
good shit, my dood
>>5772407
sexy beast
>>5772659
Or in Peridot's case, just retarded.
>>5772607
So when tho?
>>5772616
>clenches fists constantly
>tries to "save" steven from a computer even though she should know of that kind of technology since homeworld has had stuff like it for thousands of years
>cries over a pumpkin
>etc
>>5772666
>Satan is a lapiven
I fucking knew it.
older steven/lapis absolute patrician tier ship, though.
>>5772666
>that Steven
>mfw
i have nothing to post so here's a pearl stare
>>5772621
Peridot is so unnaturally perfect and careful around peridot in the show that this becomes negaOOC
Someone requested this a few threads ago
>>5772631
A FUCKING LEAF
>>5772334
as a girl i've learned my lesson about posting selfies on the internet
>>5772666
Hey satan did you draw that?! Great work!
>>5772695
Nice work anon.
>>5772334
Here you go, /sug/.
>>5772672
Whenever the world truly needs me to.
>>5772400
>being productive
>not shitposting 24/7 to hide from your crippling loneliness
step it up
>>5772599
Dubs means they are lying
>>5772334
imagine a round-faced Adam Driver with the hair of David Tennant and imagine that combination looking perpetually tired as fuck
you have a vague idea now
Faceposting is cancer
Fuck off to /soc/
>>5772467
I will, you can count on it!
>>5772718
>>5772407
>>5772407
Not bad, but anybody here with a vagina willing to do a face reveal?
>>5772334
>>5772334
>>5772718
that room, the paint, and the furniture looks a lot like one of the dorm rooms at my college. where are you from anon
>>5772334
Here you go.
>>5772631
this is Steven
it reminds me of Steven
>>5772753
>>5772583
Pretty good
No!
>>5772764
I'm at New Mexico Tech. I'm pretty sure a lot of dorm rooms look the same.
>>5772786
>>5772779
Hey, yeah!
>>5772786
>>5772786
Why not?
>>5772789
yeah, probably so. I'm on the east coast, never mind then
>>5772334
>best gem
>>5772695
>>5772802
>Steven witnesses Malachite and Alexandrite "wrestling"
>>5772786
>>5772796
they're my notp
uwu
>>5772749
As you can tell, there are anons that aren't bad looking who wanna show off.
>>5772819
Terri-fucking-fying
>>5772825
>more accurate
Oh goodie, more
>>5772828
>ive seen the full pic
good stuf
>>5772862
>Steven is fine
Fact.
>>5772861
>hotdog
What level of dimension chess does Sucrose play at
>>5772896
>every orifice
>>5772861
who is going to rip who in half
>>5772565
>mfw
I didn't have an SU related one
>>5772907
She holds her piss before she plays chess, for that boost of determination.
>>5772862
i'm not that terrifying
>>5772912
>fat
>>5772898
You been playing checkers, but shes been playing 2.5d chess for years
>>5772898
the shittiest one
>>5772958
fuck off
>>5772958
uwu
>>5772927
I literally threw my tendies at the wall.
>>5772564
Why is she so ugly
>>5772958
>>5772896
>two niggers walk into a school.jpg
>>5772958
YOU BASTARD
>>5772958
Mmm~
That big bald head...
>>5772935
And happy!
>>5772917
Whoever gets it in first
>>5772935
>fatty mc'fat fat
>>5772958
This took too long
>>5773031
>orange fatass
>>5773012
i make them because they're funny
>>5773023
>>5773014
Why thank you, I try hard to keep squeaky clean!
>>5773042
Fashionably late!
>>5772958
Bald is disgusting.
>>5773077
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5773105
>>5773022
Okay, maybe a little...
>>5773083
you take that back m8
>>5773127
>>5773088
Bald Steven likes! Bring'm on!
>>5773135
>>5773178
BALD IS SHIT.
>>5773135
It's alright, I got you bud! There, there take it easy fellow bald buddy!!
>>5773069
>chunky cheese chowder
>>5773178
>>5773178
>>5773193
WRECK ME HARD, YOU BALD FUCK
>>5773193
>>5773192
c'mon bruv
>>5773199
>>5773192
>>5773211
Bald Steven needs more blue to keep his cool!
>>5773178
You may be charming, but I'm not posting lewds of Lapis.
I don't even have any to begin with.
>tfw laughy sapphy will never be your gf
>tfw you get someone to send you a stream of SU porn while fapping
>>5773192
There's someone out there for ya.
>>5773226
>>5773234
Come to Bald Steven, I can never go wrong with more blue, Saph...
>>5773226
>tfw thinking about Bald Steven
>>5773258
Back off, fool.
>>5773226
I want bald Steven dead
>>5773260
>>5773248
>>5773241
>>5773282
>>5773291
I got a fever, and I need more BLUE!!! "cough" overdone joke I know, but it's an oppurtunity I couldn't pass up.... You feel me?
>>5773233
What about lewds of Priyanka?
>>5773234
>tfw ywn be friends with any of the gems
>ywn hang out and eat donuts and play music and watch TV with Steven
>ywn fence with Pearl
>ywn go wild in the city with Amethyst
>ywn meditate with Garnet
>ywn build meepmorps with Peridot and Lapis
>ywn play fetch with Jasper
>ywn thoroughly discuss the intricate points and continuity errors in novels with Connie
>ywn wreck shit and tame Sugilite
>ywn be on Sardonyx's talk show
>ywn do yo-yo tricks with Smoky Quartz
>ywn dance with Stevonnie
>ywn [something with Opal and Malachite]
>tfw gems aren't real
>tfw no friends
>>5773307
That's because you've never seen my "moves"
>>5773309
We need to get Pearl in on this.
>>5772991
you really one to talk anon?
>>5773309
Will you take basically anything that features Lapis?
>>5773309
GUYS, THIS AIN't STEVEN, THIS KIND OF SHIT COULD ONLY COME FROM A kevin
>>5773324
No.
>>5773344
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>5773326
Maybe one day all the gem vas will come to a con in cosplays and set up their own petting zoo for fans and your dream will become a partial reality
>>5773326
Dang, anon, that's pretty sad.
>>5769292
Can't do scenery kek
>>5773332
She is best mom after all!
>>5773339
Of course! Trust me, I imagine way worse sexual sexy times with Lapis than any r34 you'll find!
>>5773233
I can't help being a stud, nice curves btw
>>5773361
I'm his #1 fan.
>>5773309
I wasn't talking about you >>5773241
>>5773375
good job
>>5773324
>>5773384
>>5773400
>When BD grinds on your face
>>5773375
You are my favorite Jasperfag.
/r/ing a Bad Pearl version of this
>>5773384
F R E E T H E M
I want Ian to impregnate Rebecca with Stevonnie 2.0.
They need to create another autistic prodigy for the future generations.
>>5773388
Done fapping I take it?
>>5773402
Pure evil, nothing that can destroy my "cool" though
>>5773424
>>5773452
Even I ,Bald Steven, can't deny my inner desire for some orange and blue!
>>5773384
>>5773477
>>5773477
>>5773384
>nice curves
Why thank you!
>stud
Certainly nailed that description.
Someone make a >mfw no face edit of the baldposter.
>>5773477
I'm not fapping right now. I just got people to do it before.
>>5773326
The worst thing was, if anyone like Steven in real life came into my life, I'd probably treat him like Lars treats him.
>>5773477
>>5773463
I think they have PTSD from Stevonnie 1.0, I don't think they'll be trying again anytime soon.
>>5773428
AN HONOR
>>5773463
Source?
>>5773326
I never really had many friends growing up so I'd always imagine myself as friends with the characters from the cartoons I watch
>tfw still do it with this show and AT
>tfw still alone af
>tfw I'll never be friends with them
I feel you anon
>>5773507
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>5772407
>>5772454
>>5772576
>>5772602
I appreciate your honesty and have this doodle
>>5773507
I'm bad at talking to and befriending really nice people, I think it might be because I feel like I don't deserve their kindness but I'm not sure. It's weird.
>>5773535
I don't like annoying kids, no matter how well intentioned they are.
>>5773483
>>5773479
I'm lovin' it, but where's that ORANGE ya know? Steven missing his share of orange.
>>5773497
>>5773503
>>5773506
>>5773519
Pearl's too clean cut, let's "cut" her cool and show off her dirty side!
>>5773538
yoooooo
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
sexy beast!
>>5773538
This is wicked.
>>5773538
>>5773538
THIS IS BESTTHING EVER!!!!!! OP HERE HOLY SHITTTTTTTT!!!!! YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
>>5773570
didn't link, whoops >>5773565
Bonus for my mistake
>>5773565
You're so good to us, Bald Steven.
>>5773565
>Steven being this demanding and perverted
>I might be falling for this version
>plus the original Steven
>I cannot resist the boi
>>5773552
>tfw had a super nice roommate once
>social and friendly to everyone he met
>tfw I felt like I didn't deserve his happiness and friendliness so I never really talked to him
>tfw moved away a month later and never talked to him again
>tfw still miserable
>>5773565
>>5773538
That's fucking sweet, anon. Cute.
post art of gems riding peri's futa cock
>>5773642
>futa
kys
>>5773620
>mfw
>>5773642
sug, if a drawfriend promised to draw you with your favorite gem like >>5773538, would you be more willing to post your face?
>>5773538
endo you are the best person in this entire goddamn general
>>5773670
you look lawfully good
>>5773671
>>5773642
>>5773670
This is the face of a man who molests children.
>>5773671
No.
>>5772407
shot on the then all new iphone 4
>>5773670
You look like my ex from high school.
>>5773565
B A L D
A
L
D
>>5773722
>that hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsrHjJuIeaw
>>5773402
Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
Btw what happened to Saucy Scones?
>>5773671
I don't know, I don't like my face that much myself
>>5773746
>that dick
>>5773565
>>5773375
Does the pun still work without Randy Savage?
>>5773722
sexy beast C-N
keep the lip fuzz tho,
>>5773778
So does that mean I'm NOT attractive?
>>5773565
>>5773773
>this dick
And that about does it for decent CL
>>5773671
Maybe, but I'm sunburnt and only have one piece of clothing I think is cool.
>>5773807
you look neutrally neat
>>5773787
>Inspiring, and yet Dog Fucker
>>5773807
Not that anon but, I wouldn't invite you to bed but I wouldn't kick you out of it either.
>>5773757
Probably killed for making stuff with steven in it
This thread needs more best gem.
Let's fix that.
>>5773834
>decent
You give him too much credit
>>5773862
But it was good tough.
We do not knaw on our kittay!
>>5773866
>>5773866
Steven has a big-ass house
>>5773722
Behold the glory of a Japanese actor!
>>5773834
>>5773886
i wish that artist didnt draw lapis like a fucking frog because lapis's hairy dick is cute
BLACK PAC-MAN!
>>5773895
>>5773930
>posting this shit
You went too far, anon.
Now you're trapped in the shadow realm.
>>5773922
im gonna get stars like those for my new room, be pretty chill to have and just kick it
>>5773930
>No vagina
>no tits
>balls
That's just a guy, anon.
>>5773944
Post gem feets p-pls
>>5773722
another one from the same phone
>>5773930
It's the paws, the spots, the too-short lapis face or too round/no jaw Jasper face, and also making lapis' body weirdly masculine
Not like how, say, nyong does his not particularly feminine bodies, but in an offputting way
>>5773978
girls don't HAVE to have vaginas
look at her penis
it's feminine
FaZe BoOcE
Rebecca = Pearl
Pearl = anorexic
Therefore,
Rebecca = anorexic
>>5774002
No.
>>5773994
>>5774002
>>5772342
>>5774052
>>5774027
You know Rebecca probably reads here, right? This is really mean, please stop.
The rest of the crew might also read this too and qet suspicious and questions her about it. Please keep that in mind before you post stuff like this.
>>5774016
Actually it's disgusting, bulbous, discharging chode.
This is my friend Israel. You can add him on Skype @ israel.boone1
>>5774052
>"Imagine..."
>>5774041
>>5773866
BIG boy
>>5774065
>The rest of the crew might also read this too and qet suspicious and questions her about it.
Waaaaaait a fucking second here, why would you care about that?
>>5774065
sucrose?
>>5774102
>>5774065
Agreed. We should bully Zuke instead.
>>5774082
>>5774065
Lyin' Puke, back at it again.
>>5774137
No
I hope Zuke had a nice day
>>5774065
Does any of the crew actually come on here?
>>5774065
>Rebecca probably reads here
I get giddy just thinking about it, wonder what sug meme she likes best
>>5774138
>Doug x Priyanka
Ew.
Let's get outta here.
>>5773930
>liking hairy dick
then again I like the frog pattern so I have no room to talk
http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/
YAMS
>>5774206
is it dolphin porn
>>5774159
I want her to stop shoving her autistic, depression-romanticizing, fanfiction-tier writing into two characters who should be much more interesting to watch than they actually are.
She rapes my favorites every time she's allowed to write them and I want her to stop.
>>5774215
BIG ASS
>>5774215
BIG ASS
>>5774134
This isnt a loli thread you adorable fuck
>>5774231
>>5774195
>>5774211
>>5774202
>>5774183
>>5774164
>>5774124
>>5774102
>>5774015
>>5773821
>>5773783
>>5773746
>>5773597
>>5773608
Just finished caressing Jasper, Pearl and Lapis all at once. But I had to put them aside to gather more lewd pics of them. Kept my cool the whole way through
>>5774333
TRIPS FOR
CUTIE
U
T
I
E
>>5774231
She should still have nice days though
>>5774358
I guess.
I fucking hate her writing, though.
>>5774371
Hate the writing, not the person
>>5774401
I don't really like her personality, either.
>>5774328
good man
>>5774087
>BIG boy
Anon, you have blessed me.
>>5774401
I hate the person for the writing though
>>5774416
That's fine but even people I don't like should still have nice days.
>>5774486
I agree, but I'm still gonna hate her.
no thread
>>5774499
That's fine just try not to be too mean.
>>5772389
What do you mean anon
>>5772328
http://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8
Better late than never.
>>5773891
I'm happy you liked it anon. Sorry was out for a bit. What is HMU?
>>5774812
Hmu = hit me up
>>5775037
...Oooh!
>>5775247
Please man, you're the best guy who's ever lived!
>>5775290
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198259157144
Hey you can add me if ya like.
>>5775594
sent