ERP Thread Night Comf Edition Previous: >>5763541

{My fiance will leave me very soon}

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>return of the comf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yQkGOvp4OM

I like to eat ass

>>5770955
>The Anon noticed Peko sticking her ass out further now, the temptation to smack the toned and firm ass growing within him.
I'm not sure if I should, you might try to grab my hand and hurt me. You wouldn't do that now, would you?
>He circled around the woman and stopped behind her, coming to the decision to take the chance, hoping there wouldn't be a consequence for his actions.
You're in luck, I'm going to grace your ass with the presence of my right hand.
>The Anon raises his right hand in the air and leaves it there, using it as a distraction as he swings his left arm back, attempting to smack her ass with more force than the last.

>>5771082
I'm curious, what is it like to be a sentient saltshaker?

Name your top 3 avatars

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>>5771082

>>5771105
I do not think that meme means what you think it means

>>5771135

Iowa
Ragyo
Kongou

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>>5771052
>Hana tilts her head back against the pull, enjoying the riugh treatment but too stubborn to admit it.
Yes!
>She stands in front of him, arms akimbo.
....Show you how?
>Within moments of being in charge, she asked him a question. She immediately took it back, tenacious to a fault. Hana never played games with the tutorial.
Maja! (Right!) um.. Since I'm in charge, I command you to strip!
>Hana puts on her best 'in-charge' voice, eyes narrowed.

>>5771148
Oh, I'm willing to bet it does.

>>5771135
DMG
Owain
LD

>>5771158
Keep pouring your salt into my shaker then. One less thing to take your attention away from your husband to be

>>5771135
Oiwan
Lupin
LD

>>5771135
Egg
Owain
Jade

>>5771157
D.Va! I'm your biggest fan!

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Geez Anon! You really are hopeless!

>>5771173
>implying I'm EGG

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>>5771096
>Peko thought for a good long couple of moments...should she hurt this guy? Or should she just relax and indulge a bit? Well she was sent here to relax...so she might as well indulge.
>After the anons third smack she cocks her head back...an actual sly smirk is crossing her lips instead of that creepy forced grin.
Of course I won't huuurt you...well all that much at least, if you catch my drift.

>>5771191
I bet you are you fat piece of shit

>>5771198
>implying you aren't a salted pretzel rn

:^)

I wonder if Gage knows how his gf spends her time online

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ZZzzzZZzzzz...

>>5771211
Oh, I see. You were projecting when you accused me of not knowing what that meme means.

>>5771193
You've got nice hips

>>5771246
>Tucks the pupper in bed

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>>5771237
I wonder if Waluigi shops at Wa mart

>>5771237
He's in the same server she is.

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>>5770628
(You still around? Something came up and I had to deal with it quickly)

>>5771135
watashi
reinhardt
new tenryuu

>>5771268
Wah!
>Praises the Waluigi

>>5771283
So hes a cuck.

Not surprised t.b.h

>>5771246
Too soon.

So how many discord servers we have?

>>5771193
What do you want, Rin?

>>5771193
>We got two Rins
>One is played by Parshit
>Other played by someone who takes aeons to reply

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>>5771064
>Another shiver ran through her body, and this time she actually did buck against his mouth. She closed her eyes and that smile returned to her face, bigger this time. She was humming and murring, pulling her legs up a bit so he had more room to move around. A warm pleasure flared between her legs, no longer a horny urge for more but now a satisfied thrum.

>>5771237
{Oh he does! He actually suggested I use Seaport Hime. Most of the pictures I have for her were ones he would send me. Bad thing about him being in the server is he's told a few people my kinks so they can fluster the shit out of me. He likes seeing me get flustered because I always talk about how not many people can get me riled up. I forget how much he knows to switch that on me}

>>5771327
LD's and Mootykins, Kyoko's doesn't have anything to do with this place anymore aside from some users still using it

>>5771423
JP server comfiest server

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>>5771157
>the questioning only makes his shit-eating grin grow, and he watches the little gremlin trying to take charge with immense bemusement
>the word 'command' doesn't do much to help, and he starts to shake trying to hold in his laughter
Okay, okay.
>buckle snapping, he sends his pants dropping to his knees, kicking out of them before tossing the bandoliers over his shoulder with them
>half at attention, his member twitches as he sits back down
There we are.

>>5771327
LD's, Braveanon's, JP's, Lupin's, Mecha's

>>5771461
Mecha has a server now?

>>5771350
it's a never ending paradise

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>>5771461
>5 servers
For what purpose?

>>5771476
He said just last night that he doesn't

>>5771135
Lupin
Carnage
Soviet

>>5771487
Mecha doesn't have a server, JP's and Lupin's are private and are only brought up by shitposters

>>5771135
They're all gone, anon.

>>5771487
Because everyone who got butblasted from the biggest one made their own super awesome one with blackjack and hookers.

>>5771135
1.The ones that RP and pick up your old sessions
2. The ones that RP and either drop you or take ages to reply
3. The ones that only meme, blog, or pretend this is HG

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>>5771369
>Mewtwo continues his ministrations with his tongue, going as deep as his tongue will reach before twisting and turning it in her insides. Mewtwo does begin to wonder, though, as words again echo in Hime's head
Will this satisfy you? Or do you perhaps wish to move on to the final stage?

>>5771503
Go back to bed Satsuna

>>5771327
There are plenty that are no longer alive, but for those that are alive and kicking there is Virra and Mootykin/Alpha. But that one is quickly dying off slowly with the one man spam about how good it is not helping either.

Inb4 "hi _____"

>>5771309
>Being possessive about your other typefucking when you have the real thing.
So you're saying everyone should be Paul?

>>5771516
Who were they?

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>>5771549
>The added twisting and turning made her legs jerk in surprise and squeaks escape from how fast she intakes air. Her body rolled with goosebumps, her claws dragging against the ground as a hefty breath escaped her.
>She forgot that he could speak in her head, and it scared her as first, making her squeak and grip her head. After a few seconds she looked down at him, and made a reassuring smile to show she was okay.
"What's the final stage? Does it feel even better?"

>>5771549
Hi Lore

we ded?

>>5771786
Dead as Dojima's wife.

Who would be interested in a futa avatar?

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>>5771440
>Hana licks her lips at the sight of Mako's semi-erect cock, but his laughter sent a flustered blush to her cheeks. She could do this! Did he doubt her or something? Was he planning on just flipping the whole thing anyway?
Okay, now...
>Hana trails off, tapping her lower lip.
Close your eyes!
>She refuses to give up, but it was clear she was struggling. After all, she had no experience being the dominant in a sexual situation.

>>5771824
Degenerates.

>>5771824
If she has a big butt, yes

>>5771824
No.

I require Palutena to show up for some fuck

>>5771824
No.

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>>5771824
(That's a hell of a coincidence. I was just thinking about popping in for some lewd times)

>>5771824
Yes

>>5771867
Seconding this

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>>5771642
It should. If you don't mind...
>Mewtwo's words are soon accompanied by him slowly pulling his tongue from her lower lips and raising up onto his knees. As he sits up, his erection likely comes fully into Hime's view, standing tall and throbbing slightly. He's completely aroused at this point and he can wait no longer. He positions himself at her entrance but stops just an inch away, looking her in the eye again
If it's alright with you, I will proceed.

>>5771824
Mayhem?

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>>5771824
>>5771853
>>5771956
Friday if I don't die doing PT

>>5771979
Yes please

>>5771979
Fuck off Paul no one wants you.

>>5771979
Hi Paul

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>>5771867
>>5771906
You REQUIRE me? Did you not consider the possibility that I'm busy?
...I mean, I'm not, but it could have been the case.

>>5772010
Show us your feet!

>>5771979
Yes please!!

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>>5772010
I assume you were busy with Pit or something

>>5771979
>>5771998
>>5772030
Same fag check :^)

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>>5771944
>Her eyes fell upon his twitching boner, taking the entire erection into her gaze. She looked down between her legs and adjusted herself again, trying to make it easy for him when he penetrated her. She didn't have to try so hard, considering that her lips were already glistening with the juices he had drawn out of her with his tongue.
>Her eyes looked up into his own, glowing with her horn in the same pattern as her heartbeat was going. It was a fluttering flicker like a newfound flame that was beginning to rise, and she nodded eagerly, even bumping her entrance slightly against his cock's head with a swish of her hips.
"Please do.."

>>5771979
This thing looks all kinds of retarded.

>>5772053
Yes please!

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>>5772053
Nice try bucko

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>>5772025
An odd request, but I suppose it will do no harm.
>The goddess slowly slid off her shoes and one stocking, propping her feet up on a table as she rested on a couch for the anon's viewing pleasure.
>(TFW this is the only passable Palu foot pic)
>>5772052
Well, I'm not. Now, is there anything you want of me?

>>5772064
>sensiblechuckle.png

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Sup dogsuckers and catfuckers. Considered the easy way out today yet?
Or are we still being as degenerate as ever?

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>>5771998
>>5772030
alrighty

>>5772005
>>5772008
>>5772059
yes

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>>5772082
Nothing else. So how is evening?

>>5772100
Midna supports dog fucking and I still rather her play that thing over you.

>>5772095
What times does the shiftposting factory close?

>>5772082
>Snorts coke off her foot

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>>5772129
When they stop paying my hourly salary. I got to make sure my finances are alright or else I'm not shitposting for hire.
We can talk about donations and I'll shitpost harder, how about that?

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>>5772054
>Mewtwo nods at her before placing his hands on Hime's hips gently and moving his hips forward. He fails to stifle a low moan as he penetrates her, pushing her lips apart with the head of his cock and entering into her wet tunnel. He shudders slightly with the sensation of her tight walls around him overcoming his senses. Indeed, this was a lesson he would not regret teaching.

>>5772100
Can I see some of that delicious booty at least tonight?

Quivering
Deer
Pussy

>>5772158
So what made you come here today? HG didn't feel like dealing with you?

>>5772158
The struggle is real. I'm thinking about joining Shitposters Without Borders, at least there's always good work.

>>5772158
How much for you to shitpost about a specific person?

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>>5772169

>>5772202
What I'd to to shoot a load all over that, hngg

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If dubs I RP

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>>5772109
The same as any other, I suppose.
>>5772157
>Once she feels the powder on her foot, the goddess immediately gets up from her resting position and to her feet.
What do you think you're doing?

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>>5772175
I heard ERP is on a rapid decline and near death. I want to be there, being part of the last shitposters that help this shit to die and improve lives.
That way I can say I helped people on the net and get good boy points.

>>5772186
That's true, but they don't give royal payments like you get if you're a private shitposter.
You got to make name for yourself then you're in and the money starts flowing.

>>5772189
Depends. What duration? Anonposting? Instigating? Baiting? Witch-hunting? Spreading lies? Harrassing via 3rd party programs?
I'm all ears if you want to make a deal.

>>5772233
DO IT FAGGOT

evens gay anime shit
odds vidya

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>>5772235
Good. How come your Hades is evil and the one I learned isn't

>>5772235
Your toes are hot

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>>5772261
I'll do it in a little bit. The dubs spoke.

>>5772202
I hate this.
I hate this thing.
It made Paul think he was wanted.
It epitomizes both DMG and Paul's awful taste.
I just want it all to burn.

>>5772240
Fuck you Vino. ERP will never die.

>>5772240
It''s not nearly as dead as it should be. Don't start slacking.

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Hey, hi, how are ya?

>>5772240
>Anonposting? Instigating? Baiting? Witch-hunting? Spreading lies?
I do this for free

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>>5772287
Simple. Whoever taught you about Hades is a liar.
>>5772288
That's no excuse! Your attempted desecration of the divine feet will not go unpunished!

>>5772240
It's probably not on a decline as much as some people might think. But no matter how much of a decline it is on, it will never die. Is that a good or bad thing? I don't know. There will always be a handful of people who know how to ignore shitposting and focus on the main part of this thread, erp.
But lets say it does eventually die for some reason. That just means all the shitposters are going to migrate over to hg and it will be the next to fall eventually.

>>5772351
AND HE DOES IT FOR FREE

>>5772351
Hi Virra

>>5772294
3D? Hot

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>>5772160
>His moan was practically given a duet by her own gasp and her legs pulling around him tightly like a clamp. Her walls were smooth, soft and velvety, welcoming him like he was an old lover. Her eyes settled into crescents now as she gave a stray grind into his hips. She seemed to be enjoying this lesson a lot more than just for learning, especially when her humping motions started to pick up into an actual rhythm complimented by soft, gentle sighs.

>>5772330
Could go for some Chie right now

>>5772351
Ahoy Virra

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Should I build a folder for Ferri/Ferry? I know it's dead hours but I want to gauge interest.

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>>5772311
Good that you believe that. But there's a point in live where even neckbeards get laid and then they no longer crave for play pretend sex with anime girls.
It will die like I will kill myself soon unless you give me another (You).

>>5772314
There's not a lot of work to do when there's just 2-3 people actually doing stuff and the rest is just shitposting mate.
Like shit, I could go to any other furfag thread and call them all degenerates and I'd get 10 (You)'s from the catfuckers.

>>5772351
Get yourself a private bureau, it's tough times and it's every man for himself.

>>5772379
A bad thing as the drama from this place proves that mate.
Ignoring shitposting is great and all but you tell me that you wanna be swimming in shit when you can go outside and breathe in some good air, cunt. You fuckin won't.
And if hg dies then shit, I'll have to step up my game to shitpost harder.

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>>5772364
Well. He is more dull and he is usually OK. He helped Perceus kill Medusa giving him invisiblity helmet. He also didn't like Olympus either so he preferred underworld or what I remember from schooling days

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>>5772428
(Please do)

>>5772351
sup virra?

>>5772428
Literally who?

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I got dubs so I gotta RP.
>Roxie
+ Cute, doesn't wear pantsu, badass
x Will post bass guitar audioclips
- Crass, elitist, claims to be straight
>Yui
+ Cute, comfy, retarded
x "Too cute to fuck" effect
- Cloying, lazy, retarded
>Azusa
+ May say nya, enjoys petting/pet play, pretty fun
x Kinda vanilla, tans easily, twintails
- Not an actual catgirl, not actually probably wearing cat ears
>Youko
+ Decent tity, protective, yuri only
x Tsukkomi, cute fang, tomboyish
- Tsukkomi, haunted, yuri only
>Nico
+ Loving, eager, performative
x Idol, attention slut, kinda otaku (about idols)
- Is secretly a total shit
>Aika
+ Butt slut, public sex fiend, good host
x Has a bote, Has a catchphrase or two, original setting greatly preferred
- Embarassing remarks aren't allowed!, buzzkill,
>Alicia
+ Says "Ara Ara", incredibly sweet, accommodating
x Not easily fazed, kinda motherly, may braid her pubic hair
- Mary Sue-ish, maybe annoying to some
>Akari
+ Optimistic, sees beauty everywhere, great blowjob eyes
x Quirky speech, uhhhhh, rows her bote backwards
- Optimistic to a fault, Mary Sue, not super bright
>Other Arias
All the Aria characters are on the table, especially for group sex
>Nalica
+ Loyal pet, Dragon girl, Erogenous tail
x I like to type "dragon pussy" a lot when playing her
- Has horns, can't light your cigarette with her breath, OC of an artist so personality is vague
>>5772414
I do kinda wanna play a 3d girl...

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>>5772426
Me? W-what do you want from me??

>>5772428
If that's her then yeah.

>>5772351
Hi Virra

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And I'm the yellow man.

>>5772428
>9PM
>dead hous
Fucking what

>>5772460

>Hires Alicia, Akari and Aika for a foursome.
I'm on red numbers now but this will be worth it.

>>5772434
Hi Virra

>>5772469
For you to have a good time, silly.
>The anon patted Chie'a head, gently ruffling her chestnut brown hair.
Ease up a little, will ya?

>>5772440
How many images are typically enough for sessions? I have a decent idea of how to play her, but I'm still nervous I won't get it right.

>>5772434
The trick is to take even those 2-3 people feel unwelcome.

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>>5772488
And I'm the Redman.

>>5772489
okay not dead hours but slow in general, I guess

>>5772364
But you let Carnage do worse

>>5772428
>generic anime girl with colorful hair
Woohoo

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>>5772543
Stop right there

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>>5772517
>She immediately smacks his hand away, stepping back and doing one of her as-seen-on-tv karate poses
Why should I, huh? Just some random dude coming up and trying to touch me??
What's your game, huh?

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>>5772525
(Honestly I don't think it matters too much. I've gotten by with 20 but I would say probably 50 or so. I'm always willing to beta test! But don't worry about it. So long as you have fun, that's all that matters)

>>5772434
Of course I would go outside and get a breath of fresh air. It's amazing this time of year. It's cold outside but not quite time to ditch the shorts for the rest of the year.
But back to the discussion. The shitposters need the attention to keep going and if people ignore them, then they won't be a problem. Also it's not there is no shit to swim through over at hg, there is just less.

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>>5772542
My advice? Personal attacks cunt, belittle their insecurities and get them to fuck off.
Easy as fuck, but you gotta know insider info. They can be tough as fuck but like fuck they gonna stay around when you go to the next level.

>>5772488
Fuck yeah Yellow man.

>>5772505
Yes? I'm Vinra

>>5772561
This
We already have too many
Newshits like Marseille need to leave so our cancer can be cured

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>>5772488
>>5772543
AND I'M JAVERT

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>>5772437
No clue how anyone could think that. He's mostly just a jerk.
>>5772558
Carnage was nothing but a pawn for my own pleasure. Now, face the consequences for your actions!
>She walks over to the anon and slaps him lightly on the face.

>>5772590
Hi anti-Lupin

>>5772570
E-Eh? You seemed pretty embarrassed so I just tried to comfort you..
>He pouted, crossing his arms and looking at her
If anything, you're the one who's looking too much into it!

>>5772585
>but you gotta know insider info
There's the tricky part. Still a good plan. Thanks papa Vino.

>>5772596
>Anon is dead

>>5772585
what about people who dont care about insider info being out
what if pictures or mental disorder belittlement dont work

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>>5772423
>Mewtwo sighs as he pumps his hips in a slow rhythm, gently thrusting into Hime's most private areas. She may have done this before, and he knows it, but it was only once and he refuses to go all out until he's certain she's ready. It's difficult though, given that her tight walls clamping around him feel so good and inviting
How do you feel?
>Mewtwo doesn't want to admit it but there are two reasons for his question. The first is concern. The second is permission to go harder

>>5772668
Hi Lore

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>>5772581
Nah mate you got that wrong. Shitposters keep throwing out bait and other shit till they got what they want.
Even if people don't pay attention to it, there'll be stuff that'll make them feel attacked and then the shit starts and it creates shitstorms. This is basic shit.
It's easy as fuck and it works every time.

>>5772634
Get into them discords and shit and you can do it. You can be a shitposter and help erp.

>>5772637
Every person has a weakness and getting it out is easy if you work them long enough.
Find it and use it if you mean real harm. Shit's nasty but it does work if you got real hate and shit for people.

>>5772637
Attack those close to them.

>>5772575
I'll grab about 30 or so, just to be safe! Thank you. I'll probably come around tomorrow with her.

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>>5772501
Alright, give me a minute.

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>>5772596
....Well thanks for being honest

>>5772699
>3D Ava
Oh yes

>>5772679
>>5772682
time to explot marseille so she'll leave then

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>>5772596
Why, hello there. By any chance, are you, a goddess? Clearly your attire shows as much.

>>5772637
>>5772682
This. Just have to find the right person, works like a charm.

>>5772712
What has Marseille even done besides playing a garbage character?

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>>5772711
I'll do it one day I'm just posting these for shiggles.

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>>5772691
(Tomorrow? Ah, such a shame. I'll be raiding all evening. If you happen to be around the weekend, I'll certainly be around!)

>>5772699
I normally wouldn't care for a 3D ava, but you post pretty cute girls.

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>>5772635
Well, that was a waste of time.
>Palutena slips her stocking and shoes back on.
>>5772710
Did I give any indication that it wasn't my intent? If it makes you feel any better, you did do well.
>>5772714
>She raises an eyebrow at the strange man approaching her before answering.
Yes. I am Palutena, Goddess of Light. What is it to you?

>>5772754
I can't wait~

>>5772741
Play with Lupin whenever he anons

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>>5772668
"Good..."
>That was the first word that escaped her soft lips. She tried to focus on him, but the thrusting was making her close her eyes and lean her head back so she could get lost in it. She hummed and made a dreamy smile, clawing into the ground several times.
"So...good.."
>Her walls quivered around his cock, enveloping and swallowing him. They pressed against his dick not forcefully, but hungrily, like animals who wanted their meal.
"Please don't...stop....Mew..."
>She could only work out a few words at a time, her face was a new shade of red and she was biting her lip now, arching her back into him while she looked up at him through cloudy eyes of pleasure.

>>5772797
Stop being jealous Virra

>>5772797
To be fair, they would get some major heat if they rejected an anon.

>>5772715
>>5772682
>>5772679
does this mean we can crack EGG if we try hard enough

>It's another "someone is posting just to whine" episode

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>>5772780
>The dark man chuckled, somewhat... pleased with what he saw
Well, if you must know, it was, well, my wish you see, to meet a goddess, face to face >>5771867
The wish I made to the Triforce, and I must say, it certainly delivered
Oh, forgive my manners, I am Ganondorf, King of the Gerudo
>He bowed to the Goddess of Light

>>5772875
>EGG
Who cares? They're going to suicide before 30 guaranteed.

>>5772755
I'll certainly be here Friday evening, still uncertain about tomorrow. I was considering tonight but I'm still fighting the jitters about doing it, that, and I have to build a folder.

>>5772880
Hi Lupin

>>5772890
why not make it sooner

>>5772875
That's not how you spell virra.

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>>5772899
nope~

>>5772902
Why don't YOU kill yourself with that logic?

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>>5772823
>Mewtwo feels...actually quite proud from hearing this. Knowing that he's causing her to react like this spurs him on, causing him to pump his hips faster, increasing his tempo as he pistons into Hime. His cock throbs inside of her, almost like it wants to push back against her walls

>>5772925
I need that thicc butt

>>5772902
It's not worth the effort

>>5772931
get rid of an attention whore with mental problems and a fiance she doesnt pay attention to
dont give them a chance to breed

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>>5772897
(That's okay, we all have stage fright now and then. Lord knows I'm always hesitant to bring out something new, especially with the hostility these days. Don't do something you're not comfortable with since, remember, you're here to have fun. No point in doing it if it gets to you. But I'm sure you'll be great! Ferri is a true cute! I just got a keychain of her myself)

>>5772950
This.
EGG is not worth the time or effort.

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>>5772880
A Gerudo, hm? You don't see many of them often. Your behavior is less than kingly, however.
>She gestures for the Gerudo to rise.
I heard your reasoning for me to come here in your wish. Why would a king need to pray for sex?

>>5772953
>breed
>internet fiancee
anon....

>>5772897
Why stage fright about generic anime girl #84859? It's not exploring a new frontier.

>>5772953
>Breeding
>Someone who has an internet fiance
Just let her schlick her days away until she dries up and turns into a bitter old maid.

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>finishes studying

>>5772570
// You there?
>>5772613

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>>5773026
>throws bok
kep lerning
get gud gradez

>>5773044
Sup Virra

>>5773091
It's Doomguy.

>>5773099
Doomguy is Virra?

>>5773103
yes

>>5773103
No you mong

>>5773103
Virra is everyone.

>>5773103
Yes, Doomguy is Virra.

>>5773132
>>5773137
>>5773143
Hail and well met Virra

>>5772954
It'll be fun! It's just something I'm not used to, is all. Looking forward to it!

>>5773137
Hi Virra

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>>5773044
Oww, I think I've studied enough today, ok!

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>>5772979
Ahhh, you must not know about the Triforce
>The King rose to face Palutena
The Triforce grants the deepest desires of anyone who touches it. While sex was part of the deal, I had something much more, grand in mind. And the Triforce gives me the power to set my mind into action.

>>5773021
>>5772986
she visits him during her college breaks
she said this multiple times

>>5773186
Hi

t. Virra

>>5773176
I am too
>Lupin

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>>5773198
>Paul playing a male avatar

>>5773205
>keeping up with discord shit

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>>5773091
>>5773099
>>5773103
>>5773132
>>5773137
>>5773143
>>5773160
>>5773165
>>5773186
>>5773207

>>5773205
Do they fuck?

>>5773229
Greetings Virra

>>5773237
As much as voices in your head can be fucked

>>5773229
sup virra

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>>5773215
I'M NOT PAUL

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>>5773198
>Palutena was roughly the same height as Ganondorf, and she stared into his eyes with a clearly unamused expression.
You expect me to allow you to force yourself onto me? I transcend any power you may have!

>>5773268
Hi Jinx

>>5773229
Ahoy Virra

>>5773268
Pffft.

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>>5772501
You were enjoying your vacation on Aqua, the fourth planet from the sun, once known as Mars. The god of war the planet was once named after was nowhere to be seen, his red anger quelled by a long process of terraforming that led to the once dry and rocky landscape becoming a wet planet, civilization's presence making itself known on a few islands in a vast, planet-spanning ocean. The prime tourist destination is Neo-Venezia, modeled after Venice on Manhome, formerly known as Earth. You had spent a few days traversing the canals and old buildings, touring famous reconstructed sites, and luckily even attended a festival. Now with only 2 days left, you feel you can't neglect one of the main symbols of Aquan culture, the all-female gondoliers, the undines! You open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. A well-endowed blonde woman with braided hair in a blue and white uniform greets you with a shake of her delicate hand.
>Alicia: "Ah, you must be Anon. I hope you're enjoying our wonderful city. I'm so grateful you decided to pay the super premium fee for the extra spectacular deluxe tour. Let me introduce you too my employee, Akari." She motions towards a shorter and more youthful girl with pink pigtails that smiled widely with eyes that could melt the heart of the most weathered curmudgeon.
>Akari: "Thank you for coming sir! I hope you have a wonderful time! Neo-Venezia is full of miracles!"
The girl earnestly bows. She motions to another girl.
>Alicia: And this is Aika.
>Aika: "Thank you for choosing Aria company"
The girl bows, then quickly looks over to see The blonde's reaction. She smiles to the blue-haired one and the younger girl looks elated.
>Alicia: And my name is Alicia. Aika here isn't actually part of our company. We just borrowed her. Now then. How about we start the tour. Since this is the ultra special grand tour, we'll start by giving you a tour of our company and house.
She extends her hand to yours again to lead you.

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>>5773215
>Implying I haven't done that before

>>5773229
Salut Virra

>>5773274
>Paul playing Vegeta
I thought you didn't like anime

>>5773299
type less

>>5773268
>Cucked by the steak

I need the booty.
Bring me the booty.
Show me the booty.

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>>5773176
(Perfect! I'll see you then, ghost girl. Tell Beppo, Fugee, Nicola, Geegee and Momo I said hello!)

>>5773320
Hola Jinx

>>5773300
DMG will never love you

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>>5772501
If that was way too much I'll chill out. It's an ambitious RP playing three girls so I wanted to be ambitious with the writing too, but I also just love Aria's world and M.O in general
>>5772756
My secret is that I have great taste.
>>5772795
What happens if you wait?

>>5773328
Literally who, who, who, who and who?

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>>5773325

>>5773288
>Palutena
I miss Ragyo...;_;

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>>5773350
(Ferry's ghost animals, anon. It was a joke)

>>5773274
the mystery ava revealed at last

>>5773268
Based steak.

>>5773362
Now now, Palutena is doing just fine.

>>5773362
Hi Jiro

>>5773346

Oh, it's perfect! I'm typing a reply right now! Thanks a lot~!

>>5773363
>Ferry
Who?

>>5773346
If i wait good things will happen to me.
Like fucking a cute 3D ava.

>>5773374
I didn't mean it like that!
I guess I'm just the nostalgic type...

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>>5773288
(I'm getting the feeling you're not interested, just say so)
Do you not remember, that it was my wish? Any wish I want. And that wish is set in stone, although, you may comply willingly, it does not matter.
>The full Triforce did indeed grant him the wish, summoning the goddess here for his own personal needs. A single wish, someone even more powerful the the gods themselves.

Invite me to mooty server

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>>5773299
>Uses a bad excuse
[I was trying to compare it being red to it being "angry" and inhospitable to it being blue and serene but I totally forgot the blue part. Good thing I'm not actually a writer!]
>>5773386
OK cool.
>>5773411
I thought you couldn't wait.

>>5773353
>>5773320
>>5773268
Who cares?

>>5773418
I'm sure Ragyo is fine. Probably taking care of Jiro.

>>5773449
she is a dangerous mental individual that needs to be cracked

>>5773427
>Betadorf

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>>5773328
I'll be sure too, Gran! Though, I don't think it would be wise to bring them around here. Hehe.

>>5773447
W-Well, you're making it really difficult for me to wait!

>>5773450
I really hope so.
Threadmom was too good for us.

>>5773362
Good riddance

>>5773466
This right here? This is an actual boogeyman post. Like, literally calling someone dangerous and thinking they're a hero for trying to chase them away.

>>5773466
>Caring about other people
>At all
You have already lost.

>>5773447
I'm getting impatient myself...

>>5773490
>Le hate popular avatars meem

>>5773466
Bonjour Jinx

>>5773492
>He doesn't care about other people

The fuck is wrong with you?

>>5773509
Literally Owain 1.0

>>5773514
>Caring what I think about other people

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>>5773259
>>5773272
>>5773297
>>5773303
im nto virus

>>5773468
Are you an anon becoming an avatar for the first time like Marseille was?

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>>5773427
(No, this is fine.)
>Though her brow remains furrowed at the demanding king, a smile forms on her face just a bit.
You know you could've just asked politely, right? I suppose I could humor you.
>The goddess puts her hand on his waist, feeling his form.

>>5773467
Everyone's a beta if the person playing the other character simply doesn't want them. If the person playing Palutena just says "no" that's that

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>>5773468
Yeah, I can see how that would be a bad idea...though hey, Halloween is coming up. Some people could always use a good scare, you know?
>He wiggles his fingers in front of his eyes while making a spooky wail.

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>>5773524
He's going all out.

I want to fuck furry porn

>>5773524
>Ragyo
>Being at all like Owain
Take your (You), (You)'ve earned it.

>>5773540
This is Virra

>>5773542
Down Lupin

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>>5773288
>>5773427

So are you going to brand her and have her your personal cock sucking Goddess? I knew you were a pig but really.

>>5773491
you do realize that she can bring her blogging and attention whoring here too right

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>>5773427
>>5773544
>Drops down from the sky, stomping both of his leather boots into Ganon's skull, killing him instantly as he drives he knee of justice into his corpse, shooting it offstage.
>Then he turns to Palutena, catching himself on fire through pure determination, burning away his clothes instantly and revealing his 20 inch monster cock, proceeding to ravage her insides, screaming his trademark "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES" as he penetrates her tight depths

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>>5773575

>>5773556
Go be a cuck elsewhere

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>>5773524

>>5773556
>>5773561
>ragyo internet defense force

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>>5773586
But your girlfriend's right here.

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>>5773575

>>5773299

>Anon had spent nearly all his savings to go on an adventure out of his world... Literally! His destination was Aqua, the planet formerly known as Mars. Thankfully, it was worth it: Endless blue oceans, amazing architecture, delicious food and incredible sights... It there was a way to visit Heaven while alive, well, Aqua certainly was it. Almost enthralled by the serene beauty of the planet, he enjoyed every aspect of it except for perhaps the most important one: The Undines.
>Grinning, he decided to spend his last days in the planet with the most beautiful girls of two companies. After all, he paid good money for it the "Premium Super Special Deluxe Tour". Opening the door and being welcomed by three beautiful Angels, the man smiled and nodded in response to their adorable greetings.
"The tour... Right, right! I was too distracted with the three of you that I forgot the reason why I was here! Of course, Alicia. Lead the way. I can't wait to experience Neo-Venezia with three of its most beautiful Undines."
>Reaching for the blonde's hand with his own, the man gave it a gentle squeeze as he wrapped his fingers around her slender, flawless hand.
>Alicia, Akari, Aika... Triple A service. Heh.

>>5773602
Stay away from my right hand

>>5773600
Here, have another one. Beggars can't be choosers, after all. Don't spend the (You) all at once.

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>>5773476
>Pouts sympathetically
Aww. Do you want it that bad?
>>5773508
You too?
>Looks like she's thinking

>>5773602
>>5773618
Fuck his hand Hugo. FUCK HIS HAND

>>5773621
Thanks Jiro

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>>5773618
>>5773630
Truly this hand bears the mark of the Bat. I'm gonna fuck this hand.

>>5773624
W-What if I do?
You're just too dam cute and desirable I can't help myself!

>>5773542
Mhm.

>>5773551
True... I'll have to think about it! They've always been good listeners.
(A bit concerned about her r18 images but I don't think she's really loli enough to worry about.)

>>5773638
NP Lore

>>5773624
I can't help it, the more I see of your cuteness the more of you I want.

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>>5773647

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>>5773641
DO IT

>>5773663
No idea who this is but she's a cute
Do it

>>5773641
Only for my left hand to steal her away a week later

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>>5773647
Hah, yeah, good listeners...
>The words sent a shudder down his spine. He knew just how rascal those little creatures could be and he had gotten in more than enough trouble by them ratting some of his escapades out to her. Laughing it off and scratching the back of his neck, he nods away in agreement.
But hey, glad to see you here regardless.
(I would say that if the mods are going to be Australians over it, just crop what looks thin chested. Everything else should be fine. I've gotten away with some borderline stuff and not gotten away with it)

>>5773661
Hi Lupin

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>>5773676
>>5773702
>Anon is forced to watch as Strange eases his mammoth four incher into his right hand's palm, a small bat symbol drawn onto the back of his palm. He looks triumphant, glaring holes into the eyes of the anon who had the gall to call him a cuckold.
Whose the cuck now... Bruce Wayne?

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Oh boy, what are you all up to..?

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>>5773544
Politely or not, a wish is a wish, but you can certainly play along anyways.
>The Kind of Evil moved his hands along the goddess's body, feeling up her wonderful curves
>>5773567
All goddess's are cock suckers anyways, just look what they did to me. King of a barren wasteland more like it, glad I dunked that silly hero of theirs.
>>5773575
>Side B's you off the edge
>You like this

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>>5773730
Good shit

I wish Eliza were here.
I could use a showgirl right now to help ignore all these other shitposts

>>5773759
Lurking.

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>>5773761
>Up-tilt spikes you
>you cum instantly

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>>5773759
mony mony mony
>thread is almost dead pls save us

>>5773776
Hi Lupin

>>5773776
I could go for powergirl myself.

>>5773795
Hi Virra

>>5773730
>milks penis

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>>5773575
>cums 100 times
>dies
>respawns because it's a time match
>>5773761
>The goddess's forehead rests on his, her green eyes piercing his as her hands lower to his rear and give a squeeze.
Firm. I like it.
>Her own body doesn't react to his hands just yet, her mind more focused on curiosity than arousal.
I've never done it with a Gerudo. I hope you can give a good first impression.

>>5773776
i'd prefer hibari personally

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>>5773776
>>5773800
I have contacted both of them, and they are both incredibly busy.
Eliza is in the middle of an important gig.
Kar-Ehem, Power Girl is fighting off Darkseid with her cousin and his super friends.
You can leave a message if you like, I'll make sure to make a beep.
>Peko takes out a pen and paper, ready to jot down the anons messages.