ERP Thread: FUCK THE FRENCH... Literally previous thread:

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Leave the other thread to the tards and instead post CARDS

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>>5756503

OK FINE.

>>5756551
Tifa

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>>5756503
(Sounds like a good plan. Here's a card. )

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>>5756143
Sweet mother of myself... actually. I'm a bit insulted you'd think so low of me. I should decimate you right here, on the spot.

>>5756209
(I name my pictures sometimes, mostly it's just for my HG avas though. I just happened to have this folder lying around, I don't know why I didn't use it sooner, but now I'm using it!)

>>5756262
(There's a loooot of /co/ I want to add, trust me.)

>>5756263
Me? A Virgin? You're joking right, do you even know who I am?
>Darkseid crosses her arms and nods to herself. She proceeds to snap her fingers then point at the small girl
I AM DARKSEID! RULER OF APOKOLIPS! I HAVE HAD MANY LAYS!
...Just not a whole lot recently.

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>>5756503

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Eh.

Invite me to mooty's server

>>5756503
wait... do you play Zelda?

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>>5756559

You called?

>>5756503
Zelda Ava when?

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>>5756503

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>>5756503
I'm not adding darkseid, no, I refuse...sh-she's just gonna be on the ask only menu...I-I'm not making another!

>>5756594
>Honks chest

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>>5756284 (Ana)
>That blissed-out sigh is all he'd wanted to hear. An exhausted but jubilant smile is on his face, seeing everything through a dizzy haze of euphoria as she clings to him.
>With a grunt of effort he straightens up just enough to roll the both of them into the booth's comfortable seating, holding her so close to him that his softening member doesn't even slip out of her even as their mingled fluids dribble off between them.
>He cradles her affectionately to his broad and heaving chest as his breathing slowly returns to normal, gently teasing strands of her scruffed-up hair out of her face so that he can see her more clearly, rapture in his good eye as they water and his confident voice cracks.
... you know I am never letting you go, habibti? Du bist die liebe meines lebens.

>>5756605
>Darkseid
And I held you in such high regard

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Would you?

>>5756579
still cute

>>5756574
Merry is cute! Cute!!

>>5756594
Yeah, go kys

>Rinoa H.

>>5756574
cute, Cuter, CUTEST!

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>>5756449
>>5756503
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>>5756551
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>>5756566
>>5756568
>>5756574
>>5756579
>>5756581
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>>5756630
woah hey guys
welcome to ErB games

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>>5756574
helo junky hiroshma

>>5756639
Can you fuck off Paul

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>>5756630
Sure.

>>5756630
No, Paul

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>>5756639
winnah next

>>5756649
no

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>>5756631
>

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>>5756629
Fucks wrong with THICCseid? I just started using her,.
Eat shit, pal.

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>>5756675
Love you Kawai, smooches.

>>5756649
Cry more, bitchboy.

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>>5756673
woooow

>>5756551
Hi, I'd like to order a large Cuddlefish, hold the toothpick, a side of Lena Foxtail, aaaaaand a medium thigh gap shake. I'll be back for some sweets, maybe with a flower garnish. Oh, and can I get some froyo to go?

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>>5756503
Zelda? You don't play Zelda do you....

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>>5756707
Poor Hikigaya... Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.

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>Make a folder for a qt3.14
>Realize I never watched the show she's from and have no fucking idea what her personality is like

Why do I do this.

>>5756605
hey wanna continue that session from last thread

>>5756714
>fem buu
good taste

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>>5756615

H-Hey!
Hands off!

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>>5756722
thanks for havin me baybeeee
xoxoxoxo

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>>5756687
Y-you too.

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>>5756749

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>>5756757
hey faggot
how has it been going

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>>5756568
"Yeah, totally, lady."
>Kuroe poked at the woman's dress. It was certainly hugging the busty frame she was gifted with, so that was a plus in this place. But it seemed conventional, especially compared to the kid's skimpy clothing that hopped in front of her.
"So you showed up here? Well, there's a lot of guys around, I'll tell you that, Lady! But there's a lot of girls too. So you gotta stand out!"
>She grinned widely.
"Like me! I don't have much competition because there's not many other small girls around like me!"

>>5756239
"No! That's what you get for making our brother stay away from me all the time!"
>Last words of Kuroe before she's shot by an arrow.

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>no one will play a chubby, sweaty PB
>i'll never drown in her fat ass scent

Why live?

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>>5756503
Evenin' Boys...
How it going?

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>>5756551
I WILL NOT BE DENIED PERRA

Shidare you cabron, get out here. Yum Foods wants this location to be a new Taco Bell and I am not leaving until I own this place and your fat Japonés culo!

>>5756778
Fine thanks. You never did tell me if androids drank.
>Offers a warm mug of hot chocolate with fat marshmallows floating on the steaming surface of the drink.

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>>5756778
hey laydee
tanks 4 de smoochie yestrday
i hav mor mony u kno
>>5756773
paul?

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>>5756773
>mfw I have that exact pic
I need to work on the folder though
and also I can't RP anyways

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>>5756209
>She watched with interest and a cock of her head to the right as he came ropes of his own seed across his body. He even hid his own pretty moans when he shut his eyes tight and lips sealed. It was cute.
>A finger scooped up a glob of seed from his face, and she took it into her mouth, spinning the lollipop in her fingers absentmindedly while she licked her finger clean. She looked down at his erect cock, and then up at him, a smile on her face.
"I was right, you /do/ taste sweet. Just like my candy."
>She pushed the lollipop into his mouth while he complained.
"Hold onto this for me, will you?"
>Now her mouth finally came down to his twitching cock, a cold breath rolling across it like a fog. She left a few kiss marks on it, ensuring that her red lipstick would leave stains on it in the shape of her lips.

>>5756760
wow rude

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wlqASIxiUE

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>>5756568
(Well I can tell already she will be a great addition to the Avas around here. If I felt like I could juggle three rps at once, I would totally try and do something with her as Pit. But I don't think I could do that without taking forever to reply. )
>>5756605
(I could try and help you make a new card if you really want a new one.)

>>5756391 (Majinn Buu)
>Pit squirmed a bit more once her licking stopped and those lips pressed against his head. After she pushed his member into her mouth, the angel would give a quick buck of his hips up into her mouth, pushing more of his cock inside.

>>5756814
>The angel opened his eyes up after his orgasm, only to be greeted by that lollipop being shoved into his mouth. Pit seemed to not mind the candy at all, in fact he seemed to enjoy the taste. While he did not have the tongue skills like she did to move it around all sorts of ways, he did suck and lick on it. A loud muffled noise came from his mouth once he felt her breath against his member. But once her lips pressed against his shaft and left a few lipstick marks on it, he started to squirm once more. While he was all ready for a second round, he was left a bit sensitive after his recent climax.

(Sorry about the slow replies Majinn and Bayonetta. )

>>5756748
>Honks again

>>5756806
Pls, im not Paul I just appreicate thicc, over the top artwork like sunibee's

>>5756807
My dick has died

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>>5756628
And I will never let go of you. Though I can't promise I can stop you from moving anyway.
>she cackles softly about the man's hulking size, but gives him a meager apology in the form of a peck
And you are mine. 'ahabak.
>giving the Kringle-like beard one last fluffing for good measure, she nuzzles into his hand and closes her eye, letting herself doze off next to her ubermensch of a man

(That was amazing, thanks so much!)

>>5756766
I've been busy with life, but I shouldn't be talking about it here. How have you been, anon?

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>>5756503

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Would you eat out Symmetra's fat, brown ass?

>>5756842
same pretty much
ive recently returned to the threads and it's been alright so far

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>>5756821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE
dats mi rap song
its gud rite?
>>5756833
oky oky
jus makin sur

>>5756857
I'd direct her toward the loo, which she clearly doesn't know how to use

>>5756778
You're literally the worst, leave.

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>>5756772
...That's probably because preforming such acts with a child is looked down upon, isn't it?
>The grey woman attemps to flick the girls head...the flick itself packs quite the wallop...well I suppose that's to expected from a new god
Since you're so experienced, how about you introduce me to some meat, we're both in this for the same reasons, correct? why not help each other out?

>>5756825
(I'd totally be down for that...but another time, obviously.)

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>>5756797
I dunno what androids do. But I drink...things. Gimme.
>She eagerly snatched the mug away, plucking one of the mashmallow out and popping it in her mouth, making sure to look Anon right in the eye as she pushed the fluffy, sugary treat past her lips.

Eep! H-hi Owain...

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>>5756836
(Yeah, I enjoyed it immensely, thank you.)

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>>5756503

>>5756917
Satsuki

>>5756865
Hm. Recently, you say? Who might this be?

>>5756935
Music

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>>5756374
>She frowned when he said right now. It didn't seem to satisfy her. She pulled away for a second, a flicker of anger in her eyes.
"I'm the one in control here. Beg, boy. Beg and say that I'm the only one you'll /ever/ need."
>Her voices sounded harsher, like poison that dripped from her fangs.

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>>5756857
>>5756876

>>5756917

I want to dump my seed into Satsuki's cunt!

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>>5756825
>The Majinn would keep it deep inside her warm mouth for a few seconds, enjoying the twitching and throbbing, before starting to bob her head up and down on it. Her tongue wraps around it while she sucks
>At one point, part of her body would break off, forming into a second Buu. This new Buu would slowly move up to him, wrapping her arms around his neck and giving him a long kiss on the lips, while the other pick up the pace with her sucking.

>>5756904
>The anon meets her gaze, smiles and nods.
It's my specialty.

>>5756759
Thanks for hosting Vitamin

>>5756949
Ooh, you're still around, I see. Nice. I only made my return a while ago, personally, but I still find myself too preoccupied with real-life matters.

>>5757007
it hasnt been a week for me since i came back, but it's nice to talk to you again
and yeah my life schedule is hell lol

>>5756917
I want to hump Sakura

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>>5756890
>Kuroe was about to bark back about how the most degenerate acts were committed here regardless when she was flicked. She yelped and stumbled back, rubbing her head. There was a clear red mark where she was flicked, and she muttered under her breath.
"Introduce you? Well, sure!"
>She chimed up and then looked around, tapping her chin.
"I saw a pokemon around here earlier with an Abyssal...I don't know if you're into creatures, but he's one. Then there's an angel boy with another creature and a witch! He looked like he was having fun. There's also this big, tall, buff guy with a hammer! They're all probably busy, though."

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Want another round you degenerate catfuckers?

>>5756917
I want to grope Sakura's fat tits until she cums.

>>5756956

B-But you are! A-After this I will be unable to seek other women H-hman or Monstergirls... Y-You're the one I need! A-Ahhh!
>Another passionate pant escaped the man's lips as he felt his cock spit a small amount of precum, eager to feel the cruel Arachne that was teasing him ride him member. Of course, all he had to do was to endure... Hopefully.
Ahh...

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>>5756987
>Taking a few long gulps of the warm chocolate liquid, She nodded back. Seating herself down on a nearby chair as she spoke.
Mmh. Neat, Anything else you can do?

>>5757039
I can relate to that. Most of my time is eaten up by studies.

..I think I should stop for now. Good to chat with ya again, Music.

>>5757101
yeah okay

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OH GOD I'M GONNA NUT

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Ahhhn~!

>>5757101
Yes.

>>5757122
byebye

>>5757101
Tes pls

>>5757145
>Yuffie
Yes plea-
Wait a minute.
It's just Virra doing the Ahh thing.
God dammit.

>>5757169
I want to FUCK Virra

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>>5757077
>The god lets out a loud sigh as she holds her hands behind her back. She arches her back up and stares at the sky for a moment before looking down at the girl
Is that all? Just those options? I won't say I'm disappointed...but I'm thinking it.
>She's kinda ungrateful...then again what do you expect? Do you really think someone like this would actually put in the effort to be nice? don't be silly.

>>5757141
Can you do a vocaroo of that?

>>5757114
Nah, not really. This is the one thing.
>He grins.

>>5756741
>>5756970
and she can even be two girls at once
that..... that's pretty good you know

>>5757241
nice rp

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>>5756825
>She smiled at how much he squirmed, and her hands came down to press down on his hips and hold him still.
"If you keep squirming I won't be able to help your little guy out, here!"
>She chimed, giving it one final kiss on the tip before she took it into her mouth. She kept her eyes on him the entire time, and her tongue swirled along the head of his cock in circles and lines, just like she had did to the lollipop when he first watched her. Now he could see if that practice was working. Her tongue even buried into the hole of his cock, to scoop up the last drips of his candy-laced cum.

Not enough fat butts!

HG RP > ERP RP
Prove me wrong.

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>>5756970
>Two Buu's
W-wew...

>>5757371
hg has people with dead animals folder

>>5757371
What's the difference

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>>5757393
ERP has sex with literal animals

>>5757371
can't we just say they both suck and call it a day

>>5757420
like you

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>>5757371
>This shit is better then this other shit
They are both shit.

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>>5757254
Meh, at least you can do something...
So, what's in this, anyways?
>Finishing off her mug of coco, She quietly pushes the last marshmallow in her mouth.

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>>5757443
Anon pls I am a pure virgin

>>5757458
Hey~! <3

>>5757450
>He rolls his shoulders in a peaceful shrug, lying back in his chair.
The usual things. Chocolate, dash of cream, marshmallows. Comfort stuff. You know?

>>5757462
no you crave the vino cock

>>5757491
Considering it's a tiny cock she's probably left hungry

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>>5757486
Hey! ^3^ (Kurisu nuzzes your paw, rubbing your bulge.) Haha! x3 Wanna RP? :3c

>>5757523
You're worse than DMG!

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>>5757571
TAKE THAT BACK YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT!

>>5757371
HG actually does far less to chase people away right now so sadly yes.

>5757371
>gimme the attention that daddy and mommy wont give me pls

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>>5756970
>The angel barely even noticed that the woman had split into two until he found his lips locked with that second old. While he was a bit hesitant at first to return the kiss, Pit would soon enough. In fact his arms even moved to wrap around her body just like she did. Muffled moans, gasps, and grunts would be let out into her mouth as that sucking sped up.
Mmmff...

>>5757332
>She did not even have to hold him down as the instant she told him to stop squirming so she could help out his 'little guy' he instantly stopped squirming.
Sorry miss.
>He barely managed to get out his words before being interrupted by the feeling of his cock entering her mouth. Pit let out a gasp of pleasure. He bucked his hips up a little into her lips as her tongue swirled along his head. But he tried not to move too much outside of that, letting her pleasure him however she wanted. While he had enjoyed the feeling of her hand, her mouth and that tongue felt far better. But as much as he enjoyed the feeling of her mouth, he could only wonder now if the rest of her body felt as good or even better.
Your tongue feels amazing.

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>>5756796

.....
>Hotaru picks the dog and puts it in a box.

>>5757587
Never!! And I can't be a cunt because I'm a boy!

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>>5757110
>He was so horny and desperate and she could see it in his face. His hips even tried to hump the air in front of her, and she leaned forward, brushing her lips against his ear.
"Good."
>That was the only word she whispered before she grabbed his hips and moved closer to him. The head of his cock was now prodding her entrance, becoming slick with her juices.

>>5757506
Who's smaller?

Vino or Owain

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POST MORE BUTTTS

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>>5757646
>Gives milkies and dark chocolate

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>>5757655
>Kurisu begins to mercilessly beat down the useless anon.

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>>5757707
NIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING VILE OH
MY GOD
EVEN ONE (1) NIGGER DICK RUINS ANY IMAGE
BUT THIS HAS SIX (6)
WITH THEIR DIRTY UNINTELLIGIBLE NIGGER SPEAK

>>5757744
Please calm down.

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>>5757241
>The girl frowned, and shrugged.
"That's all I've seen around here. There's a bunch of other guys too, but they come and go. Like my friend!"
>She beamed brightly, remembering Gabriel and the story he was telling her before she had fallen asleep at his place.
"He goes on a bunch of cool adventures!"
>She then remembered what the woman was asking for, and cleared her throat before continuing.
"I also know that some of the females swing both ways. Like that witch does! And me! But you don't want me."

>>5757744
We already know you secretly love nigger dick Kurisu, no need to be in such denial about it.

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>>5757389
Maybe you can have a try sometime tomorrow?
>>5757616
(Sorry, getting late for me, we should definitely pick this back up later though)

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>>5757488
>The android says nothing in response, (for awhile.) Choosing the quietly set her cup down before standing, activating her buster as she pointed in in the general direction of Anon's head.

Why are you being nice to me...!

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>>5757850
(Thats a shame, well whenever you'd like to continue, feel free to say something any time. )

>>5757659

>As soon he felt the head of his cock past her folds, the man let out a small moan of pleasure as her love walls caressed the flesh of his member, causing him to arch his head back and close his eyes, enjoying the absolute pleasure he was experiencing.
>Biting his lips, he eventually looked at Arachne as he tried to push his hips forward, wanting to be completely inside the Spider Monstergirl.
N-Nnngh...

>>5757880
>The anon shrugs again. He seems to do that a fair bit.
I've decided to come in here to offer hot drinks to people who look like they could use them.

You looked like you could use one.

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>>5757764
FUCK YOU JAMAL
>>5757839
i
will kill myself

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>>5757616
>She didn't say anything anymore after that point. She was busy concentrating on her tongue flicking back and forth across the head like it was the candy she always had in her mouth. The buck just made her giggle, sending soft vibrations across her lips. Her mouth started to move lower and lower, each inch being swallowed down and given a thorough squeeze and slather by her tongue. After a while, he could feel the head of his dick grazing against the back of her throat.

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>>5757889
(Alright, good night, then)

>>5757659
Can I have fun with you too Miss Spiderqueen?

>>5757977
I want to be your chair 24/7

>>5757936
If you could kill yourself you would have done it already, admit it.

>>5757936
You won't.

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>>5757930
>She smiled down at his grinding, and then she pushed another inch in. She wasn't letting him go in fully. She was going to make him endure each inch behind pushed in to rub along ribbed walls that squeezed him welcomingly. She let out her own soft pant, clearly enjoying the feeling of his dick inside.

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>>5757933
...Weirdo.

>She plops back down on her chair with a long sigh. Rolling her eyes as she crossed her arms.

At least you're nice.
...And not that bad looking.

wheres marseille

>>5757998
{I'm getting off right now because I'm sick, sadly.}

>>5757930
>>5757889
>>5757241
{I'm heading off right now. Been sick all day. Sorry!}

>>5758091

>The man squirmed being held by Arachne's web, his cock twitching in approval as it eagerly went further and deeper into her... Although only inch by inch. She was cruel, beautiful, mean, perfect... And he was now completely in love with her.
A-Arachne... I-I love you... I-I'm not worthy but I love you!

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>>5758120
(Well I am a bit glad I didn't start writing up my post yet then. No need to apologize. Irl > rp. We'll just find some other time to continue. Thanks again for playing Bayonetta. )

>>5758120
You're pretty impressive spider, would love to catch you later if you're on discord.

>>5758174
>a tap on your shoulder from behind

>>5758120
go spend time with your fiance you whore

>>5758120
Get better soon EGG!

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>Wants a sleepover

>>5758206
> kills so she can sleep forerver

>>5758193
{I'm gonna fight Gage because he kept me up until three in the fucking morning}
{His fault Im sick}

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Is she taken? I wanna play her

>>5758263
She is but the real question is: Why?

>>5758263
> SHE
also
Why?

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>>5758263

>>5758233
your """"""""""relationship"""""""""" is going to fall apart if you don't start taking it seriously

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>>5758192
>The angel turns around after feeling that tap on his shoulder to see who it came from.

>>5758100
You're not so bad yourself.
>An exaggerated grin and a cheesy thumbs up is shot her way as she plops down in her chair.

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>>5758335

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>>5758335
>When he turns around, he sees a familiar face staring down at him.
Enjoying yourself here, Pit?

>>5758263
Do you really think you're fooling anybody? This card has been payed three times now.

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>>5758279
>>5758287
>>5758288
Why NOT?

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>>5758402
bork lazur!!!
i lov u
can i hav autogreph pls??

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>>5758335

>>5758335
its me goku

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>>5758443
>screams

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>>5758495
>yels bak
>but no mouf?
>yels aniways
>>5758206
wow dis mony bed is p comfi
i hav it al 2 myself
wow

>>5758424
Because that ass is too hot

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>>5758062
Kill me instead.
>>5758055
I would've, but I'm immortal.

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>>5758402
Oh...hello Sir.

>>5758413
>Pit seemed quite surprised to see the green haired woman here.
Lady Paultena...I never expected to see you here.
>The angel paused for a second or two before answering her question.
Yes I am...
>He started to wonder how long the woman possibly could of been here and even if she had saw anything he did. Not quite sure if seeing him with a witch would of been the best thing.

>>5758448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k

>>5758487
Hello Goku.

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>>5758263
my god
its like goofys son took god damn HRT

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>>5758556
I won't kill you until you admit how much you love nigger dick.

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>>5758567
>Screams

>>5758556
>>5758605
W-What? Explain yourself, Kurisu!!! Why would you betray us!?!?!

>>5758263
She's taken by TWO people, one of which is the biggest fucking autist around here

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>>5758605
die a painful death

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>>5758363
Mmhhmmmmeh.

>She turned away, hopefully hiding her face in the scarf she usually wore around her neck.

>>5758639
Do I have permission to cum tonight?

>>5758108
Hi Lupin

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>>5758567
>Palutena calmly placed her hands on the angel's shoulders, stooping a bit to meet him at eye level.
I could say the same to you.
>Her green eyes scanned his face, curious as to how nervous he is. She's been watching him and Bayonetta from the shadows, but she's not going to tell him that just yet.
Why did you come here? Am I not enough for you anymore?
>The mother of all fake pouts crosses the goddess's face, though it's clear she's just teasing him.

>>5758631
Hi clown makeup moth.

>>5758639
Not good at taking compliments I take it?
>The anon raises an eyebrow.

>>5758605
kys Lancer

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>>5758649
No, you don't.
And from what I remember, you didn't have permission last night either.

>>5758657
Just not used to them..-
>Her voice had gotten quieter as she huddled with her knees against her chest.

>>5758650
Wasn't me
> Lupin

>>5758652
>>5758567

I want to double penetrate Palutena with Pit in the same hole!

>>5758734
When will I have permission, if you don't mind me asking?

>>5758736
Where's my sandwich?
>master

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>>5758607
>Worried angel screams

>>5758652
>The angel quickly shook his head from side to side.
No, no, no. You are plenty for me lady Palutena. I just thought it might be a good idea to visit the humans and I ended up here. People are kind of strange here.
>He was quite nervous and his expression showed. Perhaps it was because he just got done having a little fun, and that was pretty obvious by how his clothes appeared to be quickly put back on and he had a bit of white stuff dripping from one of his cheeks.

>>5758744
>The angel did not have words to describe his reaction to what the Anon wanted.

>>5758744
But that's gay.


I'm down.

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>>5756503
Yo

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>>5758530
Thats a good thing though?

>>5758628
But do either of them even play her?

>>5758775
It's only gay if your balls touch.

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>>5758794

[I'd like to slither with Miia one of these days!]

>>5758796
LD does, Midna usually stays on discord though

>>5758812
But that's the hottest part.

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>>5758774
There's nothing strange about this place or the people here. They're celebrating the most natural act. But I'm very glad your devotion isn't lost.
Here Pit, you got a little something...
>Now set on embarrassing the poor angel, Palutena licks her thumb and pushes it against his cheek, cleaning his own seed off him. By the look on her fact, Pit can tell that she knows what it is.
>>5758744
We're just talking right now. There's no need to be so hasty.

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>>5758836
>smaks azz

>>5758884
>>5758774
Ah, my apologies Miss Palutena. I just happen to be quite eager considering how beautiful you are... And how your little Angel here happens to e quite the charming fella too.
>The man nodded a couple of times.

>>5758734
Yeah, well, i'm sure you'll get used to them. You know, eventually.

>>5758796
Play her

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>>5758884
>He let out a sigh upon hearing her words. He was growing to enjoy being in this place even if he had not been here too long, so he was glad he could state his enjoyment in the future without her minding. Or at least he hoped he could.
What?
>He said shortly before she cleaned off the seed from his cheek. Once he felt it gone, he knew exactly what it was and his face started to turn crimson.
I can explain...

>>5758922
Me? Charming?
>He let out a light nervous laugh at the compliment.
Am I charming Lady Palutena?
>He asked toward the goddess.

Play him!
t. Midna that just got PMed about this

Is Virra's discord just for furries and autists

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>>5758999
>The goddess gives Pit a quick peck on the cheek she just rubbed.
No need to explain. That girl was quite the catch, Pit. I'm almost jealous.
>She stands straight up once again, letting the height difference between the two really sink in.
And you are very charming.
>>5758922
Oh, stop, you'll make me blush.
>A sly smirk paints the goddess's face as she glances over to the onlooker.

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Ok, its happening! Of course, I do it when the thread is dead, but..

Reminder that no matter what Paul does, no matter what he is, even his name at birth, it always ends in an "L". Keep earning that L, Paul, so you can end your life with an L.

>>5759059
Meme answer: yep
Genuine answer: it's for people who want to meet up for PM typefucking and escape the cringey memes of the thread.
>obligatory hi ______

>>5759059
Not enough furries to be honest

>>5759059
No, that's Lore's.

>>5759075
>Hugs girl(?)

>>5759099
hi Scott Stapp

>>5759059
>discord is the autistic one
After the last few weeks we have lost the benefit of that doubt here.

>>5759074

But you are indeed beautiful, Palutena. i'm sure your cute assistant here can agree with me.
>The man said with a grin as he placed his hands inside his pockets, his eyes looking at the familiar form of the Goddess.
Lovely as always.

>>5758999

You totally are! You should get used to that kind of compliments.
>He said with an amused smirk as he looked at both Pit and Palutena.
Both of you are quite the sight together too.

>>5759099
If it's so great, then can we get a link?

>>5759177
https://discord.gg/YcFq7

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>>5759074
>He smiled a bit as he felt that kiss on his cheek only to have his already red cheeks redden even more after hearing her comment.
How did you kno- Wait...you don't mind that I was...you know...with her?
>He was unsure on Palutena's feelings toward the witch so he curiously asked that question.

>>5759133
>The angel would laugh once more upon being told by both Palutena and the Anon that he was charming except he didn't sound nervous about it.
Well it is our job to help humans and I guess being a nice sight for them certainly doesn't hurt.

>>5759075
>LD pretends to not be LD to bait DMG into playing with him again

evil

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>>5758330

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>"A double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp. That'll be $6.53. And $3.47 will be your change."
>"Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with pictures of food on them."
>"Don't need to Skeet, I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head."

Skeet was right. Register entry is used both for inventory tracking as well as final tally for profits.

>>5759215
Now Jimbo

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>>5759188
Of course not! I would be more upset if you turned down an opportunity with a girl like her. My only concern is.
>She leans down once more, this time for playful intimidation as her voice lowers.
How much more do you have in you?
>>5759133
>She turns her head to him once again, smiling as she remembered their encounter.
You're looking nice today too. How have you been, sweetie?

>>5759215
Jimmy was always a smug genius over his head in several occasions. His main flaw was never seeing the obvious when going off on the science mumbo jumbo. Thanks HG.

>>5759214
if you knew anything about interacting with a real live human in person you would understand what im saying

>>5759215
It's a kid's show, turn your brain off :^)

>>5759208
Just like how Nue used to do to Mizuki. Ah, memories...

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I'm fucking bored.

>>5759296
I miss Nue.

>>5759316
When are you going to add me on discord

t. Lupin

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>>5759109
Hi anon, how are you?

>>5759208
Im not LD

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>>5759316
>slides you a large gift box, all wrapped up and everything

>>5759317
Fifty-fifty.

>>5759337
Well I'd be better if you'd hug me back

>>5759317
Hi Innocent Boy

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>>5759358
>hugs the anon back

Is that better? You just wanted a hug?

>>5759337
Hi Paul

>>5759393
W-well, more would be nice...

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Is...is everyone sleeping?

>>5759259

More than fine! I'm glad I was remembered by someone as beautiful and important as you, Lady Palutena.
>Said the man with a polite bow before clearing his throat.

>>5759188

Indeed it actually helps a lot easing sore eyes with your cuteness.
>Said the human with a smirk as he teasingly ruffled pit's hair with a hand.

>>5759408
>Hugs birdy

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>>5759259
>The angel would let out yet another sigh. He was glad to hear that she did not mind his time with the witch. He would then lower his voice as he replied to her question.
Enough...hopefully. I have allot of stamina lady Palutena. But i'm pretty sure you already know that.

>>5759414
Well that's nice to hear. Always willing to help humans however I can.
>He said with a bright smile forming on his lips before huffing as his hair was ruffled.

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>>5759334
Which one are you?

>>5759341
>Shakes it

>>5759391
You wish it was Innocent Boy, faget.

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>>5759423
Huh? O-oh hey there, anon! You look rather nice tonight.

>>5759462
Not actually Lupin

I'm Autistic Cunt#3956

>>5759484
What's the difference?

>>5759469
You must be looking in a mirror because you're the one looking rather nice my dear

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>>5759414
I think I've had enough of you buttering me up.
>Palutena beckons the man to her, licking her lips in anticipation.
>>5759414
>She went back to her usual smile at the reply.
That's great to hear. Now, do you want to play nice and share me with this man?

>>5759496
There's isn't much of one, I'll give you that

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>>5759462
>It sounds like something hard, or at least not cloth or a similar substance
Fucking open it.

>>5759469
Hi birb

>>5759408
Those are some nice hips..

>>5759496
One is just autistic.
The other is the living manifestation of autism.

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>>5759401
More hugs? I can always give you more hugs!
>hugs

>>5759515
I'll take it

>>5759511
Those are testicles.

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>>5759283
and what does her love life have to do with you, anon?

>>5759520
You're so soft~

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>>5759497
Well, I guess faceless beings can always look nice... but I enjoy hearing that from you~

>>5759508
Hey there, panda girl~

>>5759501
>>5759446

>Obedient as he was, the man approached Palutena and stood besides her, smirking upon hearing her words. In fact, the mere idea of sharing her with someone else was arousing and it showed with a tent forming in his pants.
Well, I'm not going to say "no" if it helps me to get closer to Heaven with two beautiful beings from such place!

>>5759529
Yes, in your ass.

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>>5759520
>Hugs

and not

>She wraps her arms around the kind anon, embracing him in a soft hug

jesus fuck man is it really that hard fuck off and get your own character you one-liner cunt

>>5759557
Yes gib

>>5759533
I see a bitch I call her a bitch its as simple as that

>>5759560
As much as I hate Paul, he's fucking right.

>>5759560
Paul, can we not do this tonight?

Reminder that no matter what Paul does, no matter what he is, even his name at birth, it always ends in an "L". Keep earning that L, Paul, so you can end your life with an L.

>>5759560
Calm down LD

>>5759575
that didn't answer the question but heres your (you)

>>5759550
Anything for you, cutie

Shitposters WW@?

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>>5759484
Done & done.

>>5759508
Bitch, imma open it.
>She grumpily rips the paper open and slowly removes the lid...

>>5759560
He's right you know

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>>5759501
You want me to share you with him?
>He paused for a second or two before nodding.
I can certainly do that lady Palutena.
>>5759556
So...how should this start?
>He asked, unsure if either of the two had something in mind.

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Not enough anons are BLOWING LOADS! Start jerking off already!

>>5759616
she made it my business when she stated spouting her stupid bitch life story for all to hear

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>>5759595
>>5759583
Nigga gets told that TWO people use the character

not one, not just a discord only person, TWO

AND HE STILL VOMITS OUT ONE LINERS THAT A FUCKING CHILD COULD WRITE

LIKE IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A CHARACTER PLAYED BY M U L T I P L E PEOPLE, AT LEAST FUCKING TRY

it literally took me less than 30 seconds to put out FOURTEEN TIMES more writing than him

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>>5759626
Evening.

>>5759550
How you been doing?

>>5759634
>Inside is another box, slightly smaller but just as neatly decorated.
Open it.

>>5759648
Fuck off Lore

>>5759648
I'm jerking off to Paul's rage.

>>5759661
I mean are you jealous though?

>>5759671
>tfw my plan worked

>>5759671
Midna said it was ok

Calm down LD

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>>5759556
>>5759641
Just follow my lead, both of you.
>Palutena damn near immediately removes all her clothes, the elegant garments quickly reduced to a pile on the floor. She places her hands on her curvaceous hips, proud of her figure as her gaze shifts between the two, partly to see their reactions and partly to see both of them strip.
So Pit, have you used my backdoor before? I can't quite remember.

Why so much autism over that GODAWFUL character?
I can't possibly imagine anyone unironically wanting to fuck that.

>>5759661
>internet fiance
Shit's hilarious

>>5759700
People are strange.

>Tfw this new character was probably Blaziken trying to start shit with Paul/shit up the threads.

If dubs I RP

>>5759721
>This plus >>5759684

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>>5759648
Here, here.

>>5759672
Bitch I will cut you.
>She spits as she opens the second box

>>5759700
Some people will jerk it to anything.

wtf is this?

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>>5759698
>Midna
When was the last time he RPed here
Really, give me the date

>>5759697
>tfw I'm completely right and you can't counterargument that so you just say "you were trolling"

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Jerk off!~

>>5759784
What's this? OwO

>>5759699
>>5759641

As you command, Palutena.
>The human said as he quickly followed the Goddess example. Unlike her, he possessed no magic or Heavenly powers, so he had to manually discard his clothes. First taking off his shirt and jeans, followed by his shoes and underwear, standing completely bare before the Goddess and the Angel, displaying his slender body to both of them, a hand resting on his hip as he watched Palutena's lovely form for a minute before looking at Pit.
Don't keep us waiting.

>>5759794
thicc

>>5759790
>tfw my plan worked

>>5759686
nothing to be jealous over. if I was the type of person to prioritize erotic role play with high school kids on /trash/ over my soon to be husband I'd probably daydream about suicide often

>>5759801

I don't see the rp anywhere D:

>>5759686
>jealous
>Internet fiance

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>>5759823

>>5759838
But like are you jealous

>>5759790
Do you really blame them not wanting to RP here? Considering the state the threads have been in for a long time? Considering /you/ are here?