/sug/ Steven Universe General - Twintails Edition Last Thre

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>>5752679

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BARA

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lapiven

>>5752836
fat

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Lappy makes me happy

>>5752823
Jasper is fat

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/r/ing Lapis using her water powers on Sapphire sexually.

>>5752848
What about non-sexually? Would you be content with Lapis serving Sapphire a nice glass of water?

>>5752835
Oh hey it's me
for real though, pls

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Love you /sug/

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Waiting for the "SOGGY WHORE ASS BITCH"
Lapis poster.

>>5752863
Not him, but that sounds like it could be cute. Especially if they're chilling and laughing at someone else, like Peri or Ruby.

>>5752863
>lapis gives you a glass of water and then forces some up your nose when you go to take a drink, then laughs at your attempts to get it out

>>5752863
I bet Lapis and Sapphire would make good bartenders.

If you had the chance to punch one of the gems right on her gem, who would be?

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>>5752878
Me too

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>>5752863
That's a nice offer but i'm in it for the lewd.

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SPICY

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>>5752905
G H O S T
P E P P E R

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>>5752895
>Lapis throws various liquids at Sapphire
>Sapphire flawlessly catches all of them in various glasses, successfully making everyone's drinks at the same time, all before anyone even orders.
>Blue Pearl can be the waitress

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RUBY IS MADE TO BE KEKED

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>>5752921
Mango Habanero~

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>>5751197
sorry I'm slow today but overwatch

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>5752905
>>5752921
>>5752939
>This triggers the indexer

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>>5752916
>>5752925
FUCK YEAH THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT

>>5752935
>Implying Ruby and Sapphire's relationship isn't strong enough to the point where they can swing

>>5752929
kek, yes, it's perfect.

>>5752865
It is for real though

>>5752929
Someone should draw that

>>5752971
Oh I see
it's the gem
baka I thought it was a pillow
damnit man
who gonna draw me pearl now?

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http://ijessbest.tumblr.com/post/151674997507/this-is-what-happened-when-i-said-to-myself-hey
+sauce

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>>5753003
Watch for other drawfriends friend. Someone will draw it.

>>5752947
>>5752939
Indexer gets triggered by 799,533 px
Y/N

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Post more chesticles

>>5752935
>happy Valentine's Day
omg kek

>>5753007
Is...is she chaining herself? I don't get it, does Lapis have some kind of bondage fetish in this? The water chains shouldn't be holding her and not Jasper.

>Analyzing SU porn on /sug/trash/ for consistency

Where did I go so wrong in life?

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Doing more requests

>>5753055
Do something like this >>5752929

>>5753050
>Where did I go so wrong in life?
When you started posting on 4chan, just like the rest of us.

>>5753024
aww yes

oh shit here is my chance

>>5753055
can you draw a pearl please?
Lewd or not lewd is up to you
lewd would be nice though

>>5753050
She has to keep them together under the sea still but wants some fun

>>5753071
Yeah, that sounds about right.

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>>5753076
I am the same drawfriend that drew the bikini pearl

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>>5752916
>>5752925
you fucking FURRIES make me SICK

>>5753039
Indexer will get triggered by anything that isn't max resolution, if there's a version with 1px more than the image you post, he'll tell you to kill yourself.

>>5753091
Oh shit really
I was thinking about that
that pic is awesome btw
I still love it
but really though i cant get enough pearl

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>>5753092
Lapis loves Jasper no matter how much she looks like a dog.

>>5753067
This is pretty complicated. I'll save it and might do it another time if no other anon draws it.

>>5753099
everyone should now gaussian blur their images before posting them to continually trigger them
although that would be so annoying it would probably bother me too

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>>5753055
Sapphire and Ruby in a samurai duel.

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>>5753102
Pearl is pretty good

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>>5753092
>it's only righteous when I FUCK dogs!!

>>5753111
>111
*loves to FUCK

>>5753119
That's fair. I just thought I might give it a shot to see if you'd be up for it.

For something simpler, can you draw Malachite in a dress?

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>>5753135
>CM

>>5753120
No point in doing it just to trigger one guy who's probably autistic, besides, he only gets to do it here, once we get back on /co/ he'll be back in line.

>>5753135
> Pearl is pretty good
> The pic is of bad pearl
I see what you did there
and yeah she's great
- Pearl wall anon
did I seriously just sign my shit? yes, yes i did

>>5753055
Peridot boiling water as Lapis freaks out

>>5753154
> Once we get back in /co/
. . . right . . .

>>5753154
It was pretty funny the last time when the mods just deleted every repost eventually and he resorted to indexing /co/ images over here in /trash/

>>5753150
CM?

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>>5751896

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>>5752916
>>5752925
>someone finally drew Lapis getting fucked by Dogsper
I guess I can pack my bags and go now, there's nothing left to stick around for

>>5753183
Can't spam images on /co/.
>>5753186
Glorious.

>>5753225
I know
when do we get to go back to /so/

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>>5752870
Love you too, weird dog.

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>>5752921

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>>5752939

>>5753214
stay for it in writing of course

http://tat-buns.tumblr.com/post/148929612685/the-beast-jasperlapis-fic

part 2
http://tat-buns.tumblr.com/post/149600763475/left-to-chance-jasperlapis-nsfw-fic

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>>5752878
>>5752901
I've been hanging out with some of my friends from work. Sorry, guys

>>5753247
>>5753251
so is leggy just a little jalapeno or something

>>5752847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

good thing I'm on my lunch break, or I would have missed it.

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>>5753313

where is the fucking annonce ? its october12 already

>>5753313
She's a Bell Pepper

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>>5753328
Announcement for what? Gem Harvest? It was only rumored that it would air on the 10th, it's probably a halloween special.

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>>5753374
they're not all peppers, they're just spacy flavors

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So how long till Peridot become skilled enough with her ferrokinesis that she can not only become reliably effective in battle, but also get back her threatening, non-meme attitude when she's serious?

Ferrokinesis has so much potential to be among the most broken powers in the show, even above Lapis's waterbending since it would almost always be effective since someone is normally using some kind of metal weapon, even if it's the ships HW brings to Earth. If her upper limit allows her to even mess with the internal wiring of ships, she'll be the most invaluable member of the team. Considering it seems implied she's had to work on the ships before, she'll likely know enough to disable all but the most advanced of warships, and that's without considering the possibility the power would grow stronger in fusions, potentially allowing her to directly bring ships crashing simply by slamming it with her powers.

If gem weapons are made of metal, which seems to be the case with Rose's sword, the upgrades Bismuth gave the team, and the weapons abandoned at the strawberry fields, she can easily dominate any opponent who's foolish enough to actually bring one out. Her biggest weakness would be an opponent who doesn't fight using a weapon, like corrupted gems.

Presumably ferrokinesis doesn't rely on the metal being magnetic, though that's up to the discretion of the writing team at this point, so any metal is going to be open to being completely within Peridot's control, which includes some gems like Bismuth.

Plus, she'll eventually be able to simply jury rig her own limb enhancers on the fly if her ability gains enough precision. They might not be as advanced as the design she arrived on Earth with, so while she won't have a zero-point energy device, she's definitely going to be powerful since she can fully control all parts of the limbs at any given moment.

She needs to stop being comic relief, she's go so much potential.

How mad will Peridot be if Trump loses?

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Crack a joke at her gardening skills and you'll find yourself pushing up daisies

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>>5752677
these are two images stitched horribly
here the first

>>5753405
I agree completely. I don't know if I have faith she'll ever be anything more than a meme at this point, though.

>>5753426
I wanna wrestle with her in the mud

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>>5752677
and the second

>>5753190
man you are fucking good at that

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>>5753398
Forget that idea. They should all be categorized into a specific pepper type.

That includes CG Ruby.

>>5753455
she's probably chipotle

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>>5752905
kill yourself

>>5753405
It's not going to happen, man. Not trying to be mean, but if you keep operating under the assumption that she's going to lose her joke personality, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. As for when she gets strong enough for her metal powers to a reliable weapon, I'm sure it will happen in time, just keep in mind that she will never be a force strong enough to tip the balance too much. If the crew makes her too strong, then she'll have to become a jobber.

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>>5752939
kill yourself

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>>5753180

>>5753328
>>5753377
It's a Thanksgiving special

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>>5753455
Feel free to do what you want, man. I got the ruby pictures from yukaonuki43 on deviantart.

I don't know enough about peppers to want to do it.

>>5753405
>but also get back her threatening, non-meme attitude when she's serious?
Hopefully it'll happen, but I wouldn't bet on it, also it depends, can gems even get stronger than their original forms? It's complicated to think about it because they're made out of light, but they probably can though.

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>>5753464
Kinda funny how Eyeball is a ghost pepper. That's the only kind of pepper that I've never been able to eat without milk.

>>5753521
She wants Jasper's milk

>>5753521
Do you just not eat peppers? Because there are a lot of peppers less spicy than a ghost pepper.

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>>5753507
Carolina Reaper when

>>5753539
I've eaten a lot of spicy ones with friends, but the Ghost Pepper is by far the hottest one that I've tried.

>>5753488
jesus

also her gem looks like a weird third eye

>>5753471
What about Lapis? She is already OP and they are gonna have to involve her in fights sooner or later.

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>>5753437
>>5753444
Since I don't trust you fuckers with a stick of cheese, let alone with GIMP, here the stitched with both deviantart ids

>>5753564
im not saving that hugeass shit dumbass.

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>>5753405
>Not just creating a giant mech/power armor suit to control with her Ferrokinesis

What kind of scrub is Peridot

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>>5753439
She can't be held down forever. I understand your concern, but she still gets serious moments from time to time, like calling out YD, or her issues towards her lack of powers and reliance on technology with TStR. She's just lost all her threat once her mystery/power was gone, so any serious attitude has to be directed away from combat.

She's got plenty of potential to be powerful again though, I doubt they'll waste it, though, I've said about potential before, and then Beta happened....

>>5753471
Everyone from the HW trio is super strong, this isn't something that would be unique to Peri. I dobut she'll totally lose her joke personality, but to me it seems her serious personality is on hold due to her muted strength.

>>5753511
Well, I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but Peridot's been getting stronger since she first got her metal powers. I doubt she would have been able to launch the hunk of metal that impaled Jasper in Earthlings purely on instinct, though who can say for sure?

>>5753550
She would be a Trinidad Scorpion. But the Answer's Triple Ruby + HTD's Quintuple Ruby would be a Carolina Reaper.

>>5753559
Why would she help the cg's fight? She wants nothing to do with them.

The only reason i could see her helping at all would be if steven was in danger, of if there was a threat directly present, there's no way she's going on missions.

>>5753578
The autismo kind

>>5753553
>>5753550
I just looked it up, apparently the carolina reaper is even HOTTER than pepper spray. jesus christ.

try that one dude.

>>5753559
They've been doing a really good job at keeping her out of fights for dozens of epsiodes now

She needs to step it the fuck up though, the barn situation is pathetic

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>>5753585
Honestly, that's probably how it'll go down. The HW trio will be there for the serious threats, otherwise they just stay out of it.

They might get occasional episodes where they deal with simple enemies, but for the most part, they're there for when things get serious.

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>>5753594
I'd gladly try one. Maybe me and my buddies can do another hot pepper challenge with some of them.

>>5753596
She's living on Earth, but she as shown no interest in joining or helping the crystal gems. She wouldn't even be here if it weren't for steven, and that was only because steven convinced her that the earth could be a nice home. The only time she has done anything has been when rubies showed up directly on her doorstep.

>>5753616
film it, add yours to the pile of pepper challenges on youtube.

>>5753583
Can a gem get more energy?/Can a gem generate more energy than their original attribution after they are made? Is what I mean, Peridot could become a lot stronger in theory, but because her powers rely purely on energy it might be a problem because she can only use so much energy, specially since she's a gen 2 gem.

>>5753616
Can't pepper spray be lethal if ingested due to how hot it is? I would be careful.

I could also be completely wrong.

>>5753405
they're just going to job or sidesweep all the super strong gems, just look at Jasper and Lapis. I don't now why they decided to give Peridot random super op powers in the first place, when they get to homeworld are the CGs just going to convert all the stupid autistic Peridots and make them take down homeworld single handedly?

>>5753645
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/28oewn/is_pepper_spray_edible/

>>5753625
She's getting better. Her expert Ruby wrangling is proof of that

It's just she needs to leave the barn once in a while at least, I think enough time has passed. She can't keep being in scenes with the CGs without speaking a word to the forever right? Right!

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>>5752844
Is this a fucking Jojo meme or what?

I see autists spamming "Gappy makes me happy" 24/7 in /a/

>>5753609
The HW trio is ridiculously OP compared to the CGs. I love the idea that they'll just dick around and do whatever and only step in when shit gets real and the CGs fuck up.

>>5753653
Jasper? More like JOBsper
Lapis? More like literally-whopis

>>5753664
Thats not proof of anything. Like I said they literally showed up at her house starting trouble. Obviously I have no evidence of this since I can't see the future, but I really don't see the crew making lapis a permanent team fixture.

>>5753645
Capsaicin may be the active ingredient in pepper spray, but they have to add multiple different chemicals to just to make it into a spray/mist. I wouldn't TRY to ingest it, but it's probably not fatal.

>>5753637
Ah, I get you. Probably not, but she seems like she's pretty strong as is, she's just inexperienced and ineffective with her powers. She'll get stronger over time simply by virtue of learning how to use her powers properly. As for actually increasing the strength of her ferrokinesis, I can only guess. It's probable fusions would be able to use create a larger force than Peridot could by herself, so while she herself might be limited to an upper boundary of strength, her fusion would likely be far more powerful.

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>>5753688
Jasper gets her ass beat by Garnet though.

Peridot is a midget with really weak metal powers.

Lapis is the only member of the homeworld defectors that's actually OP

>>5753703
At the very least, I'm pretty sure you can be put into a very serious hospitalization because of it.

>>5753577
then you'll get reminded of your retarded behavior every time

>>5753711
I bet Jasper could beat garnet outdoors.

Peridot will continue honing her powers and pull a holo-Pearl on Pearl with pointy debris

Lapis will do away with Amethyst with even a small amount of water

>>5753712
I'm no Harvard graduate, but there's now way in hell I'd ever try consuming that shit. It probably tastes like molten anus.

>>5753653
If anything, I'd see them trying to find a reason to differentiate our Peridot from the one's on HW. She's already said she's smarter than the average Peridot, it's just a question of why.

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>>5753711
She's only OP situationally.
Remove any water she could use and even Sapphire could be her easily.

>>5753735
Garnet has brains over brawns.

Peridot faces the same issue as Lapis and would NEED metal.

Lapis ^


Props to Jasper for being consistently strong though.

>>5753762
She does still have flight though. As long as you don't have a gun and she is beyond jumping distance she could theoretically just find some rocks and drop them on you.

>>5753711
Jasper only "lost" because she fucking lost her head and let herself get thrown into the fucking ship's core, and even then she didn't even poof. She was kicking Garnets ass before then. Sure, Garnet got a couple of good hits in, but if you look at the fight Garnet was one foot in the grave and Jasper was still pretty fresh before she sperged out.

peridot's metal powers are weak now, but we've already seen how effective they can be since killed corrupted jasper.

lapis is only op in certain circumstances. If she doesn't have a nearby source of water all she can do is fly away.

>>5753707
Maybe they can man, I think gems can get more energy by other means, my theory is that Amethyst only shapeshifts as much as she does because she eats to recharge her gem , kind of like a human would with exercising, it's a long shot, and probably wrong, but if that's the case, peri could get OP faster, but hey, it's just a theory.

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>>5753762
>Remove any water she could use and even Sapphire could be her easily.

I wonder how Sapphire would integrate ice into self-defense. I imagine she can throw icicles like Malachite did, but just on a much smaller scale.

>>5753778
i doubt she could carry a rock heavy enough to crush a gem, considering how tough they are.

besides her of course, she got poofed AND cracked with a single punch.

then again, the punch did come from Bismuth, who shattered rose's shield with her "bare hands"

If Lapis can create ice, and control water, can she control vapor?

>>5753753
>thinking Peridot wasn't just being the autistic narcissist she is in Kindergarten Kid
>thinking all gems of the same type don't have the same powers
You probably think Lapis is the only waterbending lapis lazuli too

>>5753805
She was poofed by a single punch, but was cracked when a gem stepped on her during the hectic escape back to Homeworld.

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>>5753405
I want to see Peridot do something like pic related or form some metal crushing hand the same way Lapis does with water

>>5753653
The build up to her newly found power could have definitely been tackled better. However I wouldn't call it completely random either. irl many Peridot's have traces of metal within the gem and are a bit magnetic. Who knows Peridots always controlled their cool fingers with their power except they were never aware this was their own doing.

>>5753762
I like how Jasper is kind of like a concentrated garnet. Sacrificing some brains (or at least temper) for braun, full on punches and physical abilities and no electric powers or other fancy shit garnet has

Very different from raw elemental lapis and less strong elemental Peridot who has brains to make up for less power. Jasper rounds that out with what they utterly lack

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>>5753798
I meant beat.
But you probably knew what i meant anyway.

Lapis is mostly just pressured water and ice.
Sapphire wouldn't have a hard time with the ice part, but i doubt she can control the temperature of her ice.

>>5753753
Our Peridot's also notoriously egotistical so she could be exagerrating her own intelligence.

>>5753830
correct, I misremembered.

>>5753843
I think this is almost certainly the case.

she has proven to have severe delusions of grandeur, and Yellow Diamond didn't seem to have reason to believe her to be at all exceptional.

>>5753843
That's not impossible, but I don't really buy that to be honest. She didn't seem like she was flaunting her ego, just stating a fact.

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best gem

>>5753798
>Lapis dressed as jasper
Pseudo-malachite
>>5753841
Look how big that destabilizer is, what a cutie

>>5753862
True, but even if she's an exception, she's still bound to the HW hierarchy. It's not like being above average makes her not a Peridot. She'd likely be looked at as a nobody by YD unless there was something truly spectacular about her.

>>5753878
You have no idea how much of the show I spent waiting for Peridot to develop duplication powers because I didn't know this was an edit when I started watching

>>5753779

Yeah Jasper is kind of an idiot.

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>>5753841
I believe Sapphire demonstrated thermoregulation in Keystone Motel, so I'm sure she could make her ice even colder if she wanted it to be.

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>>5753862
Although
Yellow Diamond merely referred to perfect war hero Jasper as "the Jasper I assigned you", not indicating her status at all

>>5753897
imagine having hundreds of tiny little peridots running around the house that would be adorable

>>5753911
>>5753895
Plus, Peridot clung to Amethyst in Too Far despite Amethyst being completely defective.

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>>5753880
>tfw no shorthaired Jasper in Lapis' dress

>>5753918
incredibly annoying

>>5753964
fuck you

you probably hate puppies don't you

>>5753918
That would be a fucking nightmare. They'd destroy your fancy glass dildo collection.

>>5753970
Not him, but as someone who owns a puppy, yes, I hate the hell out of puppies.

>>5753970
It'd be cute for 5 minutes, then you'd start stomping them because they're so annoying.

>>5753918
Yes pls

>>5753961
It's funny there are headcanons that Jasper has her hair short after redemption. That's what women sometimes do after breakups, and it even looks like lapis' cut or malachite's hair sometimes. Let it go Jasper

Need to keep the mane for quartz pride worldwide

>>5753779
>Jasper only "lost" because she fucking lost her head
Which she does in almost every fight

>>5754009
>stomping them

>>5753970
peridot is more like a chihuahua, who are the most annoying and overall worst breed of dog ever

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>>5753900
Has the idiot ball ever dropped this hard before

>>5753926
She felt validated by her jokes. Peridot didn't really care that she was a quartz, since she didn't like Jasper and never tried to suck up to Steven even between learning he was a Gem and learning he was a hybrid.

>>5754057
I want Lapis to fall asleep in Jasper's flowing sea of hair.

>>5754071
>He doesn't enjoy stomping puppies
The cracking sound is very satisfying.

>>5754084
No, that was some shit-tastic boarding. They could have easily prevented it by just having Stevonnie come down faster after throwing the shield instead of taking five full seconds and needing Jasper to stand there staring at it in the meantime.

>>5754064
it's not Jasper's fault the crewniverse had to job her to hell and back just so Stevonnie and Smoky could have their first victories and not get shattered on the spot even though they had little to no fighting experience

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>>5754096
Aku posted this like today

>>5754084
This reminds of that weird Japanese samurai thing where the try to catch the sword before it hits them in the face.

Someone draw a sexy Pearl

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>>5753897
I waited an entire 3 seasons before I realized the gems don't actually turn evil like this video says

>>5754092
True, but she also went on that whole
>You're the only Crystal Gem who's actually a gem
rant.

She probably spent extra time sucking up to her because she liked Amethyst's personality (as opposed to Jasper's personality which she wasn't fond of), but she made it pretty clear she'd factored in the status Amethyst should have back on HW.

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>>5754114
That's amazing.

Anyone wanna bet how many pumpkin dog jack-o- lanterns there's gonna be this year?

>>5754195
Ep didn't air yet, not as much as there could be

>>5754195
68

>>5754170
I've never agreed with something so hard in my life

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>>5754170
Well...2 of those are right...
And I have no issues with Grearl...

Your taste is...about 1/4 shit

https://twitter.com/zachcallison/status/785977294401605636 oh boy

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>>5754170
Lapis deserves the freedom of death

When will Steven and Connie kiss on the lips?

>>5754170
Swap those to be Pearlmethyst and Grasper and you're golden, Peridot is too pure for shipping.

>>5754235
>white boy rap
0% interested

>>5754247
After Lapis gives him some hands-on practice lessons.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc

Post anything to enrage tumblrites

>>5754329
Why what's going on?

>>5754170

Very accurate.

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>>5754329

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>>5754329

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>>5754329

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>>5754329

>>5754329
That is correct, you can post anything and it will enrage tumblrites.

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>>5754329
>>5754329

>>5754353
>filename
fucking kek

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>>5754329

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>>5754329
>"she needs to be redeemed"

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>>5754329

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>>5754329

Someone post the Lapis rape tumblr post.

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>>5754329
They're perfect for each other.

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>>5754329

>>5754407
>Pearl is BISEXUAL not a lesbian

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>>5754329
>Bismuth is pure

>Bismuth is evil

>>5754329
Ruby and Sapphire should break up.

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>>5754329
>>5754463

>>5754461
>filename
When will the sides heao, why are there so many good filenames

>>5753653
>they're just going to job or sidesweep all the super strong gems

Pretty sure all of the gems are super strong.

>>5754329
"Lapis raped Jasper"

>>5754461
>filename

Mmm~
40 ounces...

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>>5754329

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>>5754461
>filename

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>>5754329
>>5754329
12+14 = 26

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>>5754512

>>5754526
needs more buldge

>>5754378
aww that;s cute

>>5754575
Grearl is really cute

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>>5754558
PERFECT
ARYAN
GODDESS

>>5754558
>Lapis is the Nazi
Nah, Peridot's the blonde haired blue eyed gem who's in change of growing gemetically perfect beings.

>>5754591
Meanwhile on tumblr: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LESBIAN ERASURE ASLKFVNASKLJNHWKLF

---

Yeah it's pretty cute

I think Pewey is nice too

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>>5754329

>>5754329
It would be easier to compile a list of what DOESN'T enrage tumblrites.

>>5754634
>1. ...

wow that was easy.

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>>5754623
http://coulsart.tumblr.com/post/151476524105/basically-antis

>>5754628
That's way too good, I'm stealling it.

>>5754665
Oh that's hilarious
tfw tumblr was just meta

>>5754853
Blushmallet is shit and popular, spawning multiple wannabes

How deep can a Gems vagina be

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>>5754932
Literally as deep as they want.

Being a shapeshifter is like cheating at sex.

>>5754941
I'm pretty sure there's a limit to how big they make themselves.

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>>5752838
good shit, my dood

>>5754955
Creating depth in your body =\= increasing mass

Why don't you like Connverse?

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>>5754601
Peridot has green eyes fucker
If any gem is aryan it's Pearl
>pure white
>light hair
>strong anglo/nordic nose

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>>5754996
I mean, you don't?

>>5755003
>peridot has green eyes
Nice headcanon

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>>5754996
I like it, its just kinda predictable.

>>5754969
So then it's not "as deep as they want" it's "as deep as their body is long"

>>5755014
blue is more of headcanon than anything retard

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>>5754996
Because Lapiven is better.

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>>5754996
Because it's more pure than any thing I'll ever have.

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>>5755014
????

>>5755035
If Connie has her wisdom teeth removed, then kisses Steven, do they grow back?

>>5755034
fuck that nasty ass artist

>>5755036
>her eyebrows are green

>>5755029
black is default

>>5754378
whoa now, thats actually adorable
>>5754558
fucking kek

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>>5755055
I don't like them either.

>>5754996
cause gregs like, a million years old in human years

>>5755055
t. Footfag

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>>5754352
would you look at that, it's a zamii piece

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Merchant Anon here, I found paydirt!

And the reason why Amethyst and Pearl aren't in the pile is because I bought 'em.

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>>5754378

>>5755122
garnet never have your mouth that wide open unless someone is paying you

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>>5755107
Yeah, despite the controversy she caused, she does do decent art.

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>>5755122
>FNaF shit right next to the SU merch

eugh.

>>5755122
>mojang
>five nights
did you have to check the cancer aisle or something

>>5754996
It's boring, much like Connie.

>>5755155
Five nights at Steven's

>>5755122
That Garnet looks so fucking derpy.
>Mojang
>FNAF
Jesus Christ, are we this low?

>>5755155
>>5755160
>>5755177
Are you all forgetting what the rest of the world thinks of Steven Universe? Have you forgotten why we're in /trash/?

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>>5754853

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>>5754996
I like connverse, but Connie is kind of annoying, just look at this smug cunt.

>>5755155
>FNaF merch

I didn't even know official FNaF merch existed. I thought that fandom was dead at this point.

>>5754996
Because it's the most cliche ship imaginable.

>>5755216
They just had another game come out, and apparently this one is actually decent

>>5755201
yeah that's why it's in the cancer aisle

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>>5754996
It's boring as fuck. There's nothing interesting about it.

>t. Lapivenfag

>>5755201
Yeah some parts of the fandom are pretty garbage, but I think you guys are cool around here, I love you /sug/, even if some of you are fucking degenerates who belong on a cross.

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>>5755234
I stopped caring after the second game, sorry.

>>5755201
Because /co/ spread the misconception that ALL of SU's fandom is shit because of tumbluh

>>5755246
>t.legionfag

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>>5754862

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>>5754885

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>>5755286

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>>5754958

>>5755286
>Not being on the right side of history
Profligate, you entertain me.

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>>5755245
yeah boi

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>>5755016

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How dose Connie taste?

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>>5755333
Nice digits my nig

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>>5755337
Like shit.

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>>5755160

Nope, I just had to go to FUCKING GAMESTOP to find 'em because Target is being slow as shit when it comes to stocking them.

And they were $9.99, which is why I only picked up those two.

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>>5755326
>>5755298
LEGIONARIES GET OUT

THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL

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>>5755349
thanks my dood

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>>5755337

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>>5755337

>>5755201
>Have you forgotten why we're in /trash/?
You seem to have forgotten why we're in /trash/
All general threads of ongoing shows that are on hiatus are sent off /co/ since homosuck general, BECAUSE OF homosuck general

I've been there, and I can assure you this is nowhere near as bad as it was back then, not even on the same order of magnitude

>>5755370
You mean you're not all inbred yet? Get back in your little bunker and cry while the Legion wipes out everyone who matters.

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>>5755425
Best ship

>>5755370
>BOS is so insignificant they hide underground like bugs
Disgusting, disgraceful, degenerate.

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>>5755425
>>5755442
It's unbelievable to me that this ship is universally disliked/dismissed.

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>>5755442
>tfw Steven kissed Eyeball before Lapis

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>>5755476
>>5755474

Fuse with me

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Give me more requests

>>5755507
No

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>>5755507
No.

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>>5755507
No

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POST SPOOKY AND BLOODY GEMS!