/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #34: Going Native Edition Previou

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Socks are sexy

>>5752343
Reminder: Whatever I believe is canon and whatever you believe is just an alternate universe.

>>5754884
Right out of the gate you are already looking to start shit.

>>5754884
Should have changed the OP and made the thread. Was hoping you would.

>>5755241
>Blaming somebody else for an anon acting like a piss baby retard

If he gets so triggered by words he has to shit post and cry thats on him.

>>5755046
Agreed. Mostly because that feels way too /sat/ for here. We're a porn dump.

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>>5757750
Candy DOES have awesome tits. I bet her breast milk is 10 times better than Petunia's.

>>5758256
I want to wear out Candy's ponut while her tits swing wildly and spray milk everywhere.

>>5755046
That part of the OP does sound stupid. Why are you so so fucking sensitive about it? Are you upset because you're the one who made up that OP, and you don't want anyone to ever change anything you have created? Well, fuck you. That "one thing is canon about satyrs and everything else is an alternate universe" thing sounds dumb as hell in a place where there are several headcanon about satyrs, and you know it. You just don't want to admit it because then you would have to admit that you were wrong and someone else was right.

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Which satyrs are the thickest?
>Snap?
>Petunia?
>Arianna?
>Shortcake?
>Trimmings?

>>5760694
Get over yourself you shit posting faggot. I already was gonna change the OP to match /sat/ but some other anon made it before I could. And like clock work you or some other pussy faggot has to shit post and cry because they didn't get it their way and you call me sensitive? Fuck you.

>>5762451
>Being this mad
>"I was gonna change it!"
No need to lie to try and hurt him; especially a bad one.

>>5762635
Different Anon here, I made the new thread and I didn't really care enough to change it.

>>5762659
It don't matter what you say Anon, there is no pleasing these complain anons. They will always move the goal posts so they can have another excuse to shit post and be le epik trololololos. I'm sure once we change the OP they will post some other bait right away and start it all over again. They contribute nothing to rhe thread but want to knit any little detail so they can kick and scream when people don't immediately do what they want.

They just want to make this place as shitty as possible to either kill all discussion or the thread itself, who knows.

>>5762659
>Complain Anons
Hey, it''s this fagot. The one who avidly said /sad/ was a stupid idea. The fuck are you doing here?

>>5762742
>Being so excited and quick to shit post that you quote the wrong guy

Loving every laugh. And I'm here to talk about lewd things. It's a pretty cool place to be when people like you aren't shitting up the place, or "taking the piss" our of everything.

>>5762779
>inb4 jumping all over the word "our"

>>5762779
Didn't answer the question.

>>5758256
>Thinking a human hybrids milk can compare to a cow hybrids superior milk

Candy may be more stacked compared to Petunia but cow milk is sweetest milk anon.

>>5762433
In terms of regular size? Petunia would probably have the plumpest rump and most firm to grab. But i think a Broil would have the widest hips.

>>5762820
He never does.

What are some good ideas for art?

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>>5764619
Lew daughterus doing lewd things.

>>5764619
Are you talking about porn only or sfw too?

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Don't you just love this place?
>Satyr General then
>Someone finds something that could be changed for the better
>People actually discuss it
>If the arguments for changing said thing was good, then it would be changed and everyone would be happy and continue posting

>Satyr general now
>Someone finds something that sounds off and could be changed for the better
>"TRYING TO START SHIT AGAIN, EH? EAT A DICK AND STOP SHITPOSTING! YOU'RE JUST "TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THINGS"! REEEEEE"
Such a nice fucking place. Really...

>>5762729
No, Anon. YOU are the shitposter here. Being so damn afraid of change that you have to call everyone who suggests it a complain anon who is only doing it to "shit post and be le epik trololololos".
You are one self-righteous, stubborn and arrogant piece of shit, you know that?

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Just don't reply. I, and I'm guessing most other people here don't care who's right and who's wrong. Think, put things in perspective, don't waste your time arguing with strangers over the internet on a Mongolian shadow puppet theatre appreciation forum where we talk about the made up offspring of characters from a show for little girls.

You have nothing to prove, except that you have better things to do than to reply.

>>5766758
If you're so obsessed with what it says in the OP, why don't you just make the next thread and change it yourself instead of bitching at other people who don't care to do it for you?

Jeez.

>>5766876
>Don't discuss things that could be improved to make the general a friendlier place for those new to it
>Ignore everyone and pretend that everything is perfect
>This is all about circlejerking now
Got it.

>>5766935
We'll see. That will depend on if I, or anyone else who feels the same, am busy or not.

>>5767237
>make the general a friendlier place for those new to it
>By calling people "self-righteous, stubborn and arrogant pieces of shit"

Kek. Brb, just need to clean my car by lighting it on fire.

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>>5767318

>>5766935
>>5767318
>Replying to bait this obvious

Don't give him the time of day.

>>5767318
>Caliing the one who is acting like a moron a moron is wrong
Eh? You're that shitposting troll who loves to take the piss out of everything and who wants to see the satyr general die, aren't you?

>>5768335
He clearly is, judging by how he's responding all the time.

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How about everyone just stop shitting up the thread and start posting or discussing sexy satyrs?

>>5768824
Is it bad that Kimmy and Ariana have made me want to fuck goats? I drove passed a herd the other day and I swear I saw one of them wink at me, the saucy minx.

>>5768866
Goats can wink?

>>5768878
I meant with its eye.

>>5768878
Ariana can wave at you with her clit if that counts.

>>5769077
This is getting old, but okay then.

>>5769157
If he's being honest and thats his thing then just do what I do and politely ignore it. Nobody ever really replies to him because its not in their interest and its just left at that. Or just filter the word clit like I do.

But if you get a reply from some confrontational anon trying to rustle you into an argument then just ignore it because he's a very dedicated troll trying to start shit.

>>5769281
So all those people who used to make these kind of posts back in /sat/ before /sad/ was created are also shitposters who were just trolls trying to rustle people?
>Or just filter the word clit like I do.
This is /sad/, home of fetishes and sex. If you're here for lewd, then why filter words that are lewd? It makes no sense. Are you that damn sensitive?

>>5769443
>these kind of posts
What kind of posts?

>>5769443
Same reason people filter scat or diaper. Not their fetish. Or are you some sort of omni-sexual who gets off to all fetishes, including literal shit and shit by products?

>>5769492
Fetish posts. Are you retarded?

>>5769492
>>5769499
>Replying
One job Anon, you had one job and i even told you what to look out for. He's gonna try and troll you down for like 20 comments.

>>5769499
>Or are you some sort of omni-sexual who gets off to all fetishes, including literal shit and shit by products?
Wow, you could have stopped at
>Not their fetish
But you just have to take the piss out of things and try to start shit for your own amusement, don't you?

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>>5768866
Perfectly understandable, my man. Goats are adorasexy.

>>5769561
How is that taking the piss out of anything? Defending people who filter stuff that grosses them out is bad now? Or are you just jumping at shadows because now you think everyone is the same guy and you are the only person not shitposting now? Because spoiler; you're not and not everyone is.

>>5769627
Taking the time to make a reply like >>5769281 just because two guys said
>Satyr can do this
>Weird, but okay
Makes you look like a sensitive and stuck-up moron.

Follow your own fucking advice next time: ignore it if you don't like it.

>>5769516
No, I was just unsure if you meant complain-anon's posts. It's sometimes hard to tell whose side people are on. Carry on.

>>5769568
Well then I guess I'd better just change my name to Achmed Muhammad Jihad, because I'm going to make mutant retard babies with that goat, no matter what basic biology tells me is impossible.

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>>5769951
Make sure you poof your daughteru's floof when you're done with her.

>>5770009
I think she's perfectly capable of doing that herself with the hair dryer.

>>5770038
Not remotely the point. A good dom always gives his girls some aftercare when they're done.

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How is Ariana such an incredible sex bomb?

>>5770288
She's big, gentle, quiet and loves her dad.
Her novels might be what she'll be remembered for, but her erotica stories are what pay the bills.

>>5769758
Never gave advice for people to ignore. Again, you are making the logical fallacy of assuming there is only one other guy.

>>5770288
She's okay

>>5771682
>Still replying
Dude its so obvious he is just trying to start shit, just ignore him so he will get tired and move on to the next shitpost to try and start shit.

>>5770288
She's not, really, the thread only obsess es over her because she's 8 feet tall and people here have a giant fetish.

>>5752343

this is one of the absolute ugliest and shittiest OCs I've ever seen and I've been in a lot of really autistic fandoms

what is the trophy on her ass even supposed to convey

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>>5773190
That...that's a real character, Anon. From the show. She's a judge and head of, what's the equivalent to, the Olympics.

What's the hottest fantasy that the M6 satyrs have masturbated to?

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>>5776166
Pogo's masturbated to Sapphire teaching Alex how to be a good mistress, then the pair of them mercilessly dominating him in the bedroom.

It's not gay if he only got off on the thought of her pegging him with a strap-on if it was just for a second, right?

>>5778418
>Alex
>Strap-on
>Not magic futa cock
Dude... It's okay to be gay, just don't make an ass out of yourself and lie about it.

>>5778519
Do you think those futa-fying potions grow on trees? Nah man, you need to front some hard earned bits for that junk. Zecora can only grow so much poison joke in her plot out back.

>>5778829
>In her plot
Poison Joke confirmed for ass grass.

>>5778840
Anyone got a pic of Hank Hill saying "God's gas."

>>5776166
Orion beat it pretty hard to some fantasies about bending Thistle over the couch and fucking her like there was no tomorrow.

>>5780298
They both happened to fantasize about the same thing while masturbating in their separate rooms.

>>5781056
And then Ariana raped their urethras.

>>5781056
Truly the hottest non-incest incest couple.

>>5783766
What are some others?

>>5785054
Presto x Melody (or Clockwork)
Alex x Pogo
Utah x Featherheart (or Petunia)
Timber x Mumble (or Kaos)
Abacus x Darcy if you like normal size difference (or Glimmer if you like nerdlove)
Icarus x Stormwalker
Muddle x Deloras (or Melody)
Dingaling x Shark

>>5785259
Ph, and Garret x Laika. Can't forget best pup.

>>5785302
Fuck, and Jay x Thorn.

>>5783766
I think we can agree on that.

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>>5785259

>Ding and Shark
>not Maxie

Whatever happened to that comic /d/ was doing?

>>5786034
Both are viabley cute ships. And that's a good question. I'd like /d/ to do thst comic too.

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>>5785318
It's too bad there's so few pics of Jay and Molly. Not enough pone x satyr, much less in an actual relationship.

>>5788139
Has anyone made an actual story with them? I want some cute pone and satyr interaction with these two.

>>5788953
Not thst I can think of. I personally don't know shit about the satyr, and I don't even know which rave Pony that is. Anyone care to educate me?

>>5789748
Well Jay is Vinyl's satyr and Molly is the cute Not!Pinkie we saw dancing at a rave, glowsticks and all.

>>5790250
What is Jay like? Is he brash? Does he work as a DJ too? Does he have siblings? Is there anything I can work with?

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>>5791815
There should be a story with him and Thorn checking out some drums, so I'll post it for you to get a sense of his personality. He has a twin sister, Dee, and they're both cool with each other (unlike Octavia's set of twins who bicker all the time).

>>5773296
...

Page 10 is no place for satyr in /sat/ but does that make page 10 here worse or better?

>>5797504
Equally bad.

>>5798190
But it's where all the cool satyrs hang out. You want your satyr to be cool, don't you?

>>5798342
I don't want my satyrs smoking with the other kids on page 10
And since this is /sad/, I don't want them POLE smoking on page 10 either.

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>>5798536

It starts with cigarettes, but before you know it your daughteru is selling her ass on the street corner for smack.

>"Maybe... maybe living with Lenora wasn't so bad after all."

>>5799043
If she's a dragon, she might just sell her tail to a restaurant every time it grows back.

>>5799228
Ayy, someone remembers my story.

>>5799043
I'd sooner have her captured by a sexually ravenous tentacle monster in a dungeon or taking as breeding stock by pygmy ponies in parts unknown.

At least then I could lie to myself and say she's being taken care of.

>>5799750
You wrote that?
You should write more.
And also repost that story.
I'd like to read it again.

>>5800062
http://pastebin.com/EZTA22Tr
Story starts at line 328. Not about selling it to a restaurant, but it is about dragons having regenerating tails, and said tails being used as food.

>>5800181
So do they like eat theit tails? Or do they fly off like a lizard would?

>>5800633
Well, we're talking about dragons, so it's probably an evolutionary leftover, or something that usually only comes into play in fights with other dragons, and young wyrmlings facing off against other stuff.
On the off chance something manages to pull off an adult dragons tail, like an ursa or an arimaspi, they'll probably bolt, just by virtue of not being used to being so seriously threatened.
But if general dragon lore is anything to go by, dragons are prideful, and they're going to plot revenge while they lick their wounds.

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>>5799043
How much does a heroin addicted bun go for these days?

Inb4 tree fiddy.

>>5801116
>damaged buns
>one on the right looks normal
Is the joke that she's too stacked?

>>5801276
From left to right.

>Missing eye, arm(s) and flat chested. Being flat is seen as very bad in bun culture.
>Torn ear, missing legs.
>Bad attitude, nobody wants to mate with the grumpy downer, also bad posture.

>>5801357
>Bad attitude, nobody wants to mate with the grumpy downer, also bad posture.
Nah, she's barren.

>>5801560
Well, then you don't have to worry about condoms.
Seems like an added bonus.

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>>5801593
A female bun's sole purpose in life is to breed and make more buns. It's part of their religion.

>>5801750
Is that Gumdrop?

>>5801593
An added bonus for the single horny bachelor with a bit of cash to burn and a modest home or apartment. I know I'd love to nail an infertile plumb bunny girl whenever I want and not have to worry about condoms or pulling out.

>>5802078
It's Carrot Top's satyr. Or was it Golden Harvest. She needs a name that's not one of her mother's alts.

Buns usually have large, extended families, and care for their innumerable kiddies communally.
If nothing else, all the buns in a given harem consider all their sister-wives kids as their own.

>>5801750
That would depend on the buyer wouldn't it?

>>5801750
For not choosing to accept the life of a breeder and have dozens of children while never leaving the warren of her birth, Cottonball is considered by others of her kind to be a deviant, a heretic and a traitor. If she ever tries to enter bunny lands again she'll be killed for apostasy.

>>5803628
Bunny inquisition when?

>>5803628
Living in the same room and sleeping on the same bed with a much larger more assertive female all the while being very close to her night and day does earn her a pretty infamous reputation from her Warren. And her relationshop with Lenora is ambiguous at best, even among family. But most are pretty sure they are slamming clams pretty late at night.

>>5801116
Do these cuties have names?

>>5804483
Not that I know of, but going from left to right I vote for Hazel, Lola and Buttercup.

>>5804824
>"Don't call me buttercup."
"But it's your name, isn't it? What else am I meant to call you?"
>"I'd really prefer if you just didn't talk to me at all."
"Damn, no wonder you were selling so cheap. You're kind of an asshole."
>"Don't let Grumpasaurus here get you down, master."
>You turn to look at one of your other purchases, a happy looking bun with a missing ear and mangled legs.
>"She's just a downer!"
>You reach out and pat the girl on the head.
"Well aren't you a cheerful little chappie. What's your name?"
>"Lola! I don't walk so good, but daddy said we should never let the little things keep us down, master."
>You can't help but grin, finding her enthusiasm almost infectious.
"Well that's great to hear... but you don't have to call me master."

>>5805109
Go on...

>>5804824
>lola
in b4 dispute.

>>5805280
>>5805109

Isnt lola already the name of a satyr? And I'm not too crazy on the name, but if they were named by an Anon then how could be not make a reference to space jam? But the other two aren't that bad.

>>5805390
What's a good alternative?

>>5805488
Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail for starters.

>>5805488
I like the idea of then being named like the rabbits of water ship down were. Hazel, Acorn, etc. But more cutesy like a female name. Not saying loLA is bad, just played out thanks to sexual dynamite Lola.

>Creating 3 more satyrs
Because the 200+ satyrs we have right now just won't do the trick, right?
Want to fuck a satyr who is missing a leg? Screw using one of the existing ones and making them miss a leg. Create an entirely new satyr instead!
Want a satyr who is a painter? Fuck using one of the satyrs who already exists. Just create a new one.
Creating new satyrs and throwing them to the side so we can create more satyrs and throw them to the side... We're getting good at that.

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>Rory's face when Thistle's tail comes clean off as he falls back on it by accident from trying to hide his shame boner.

>>5806598
You might have a point if there was some satyr who fit that already, but none of the existing satyrs are missing a leg or anything remotely like that. When you want something that doesn't fit any of the existing satyrs, it's better to just make a new satyr instead of trying to force a bunch of non-canon shit onto an existing one and potentially ruining a satyr that somebody else already likes.

>>5810836
Dont reply to him Anon, im pretty sure he's just gonna fire back with some butthurt bullshit.

Dragons aren't lizards. Spike specifically says he's not a reptile in that Tank episode.

>>5811280

I wouldn't trust the word of an idiot.

>>5810836
Do you have any fucking idea how many stories there has been in AiE alone where the ponies have gotten severely injured and died or lost body parts? Do you see people there crying about how they're ruining Rainbow Dash's canon by making her lose a wing in one random story as much as you're crying about satyr's canon here?

>>5810925
>Everyone is just shitposting
Why don't you just fuck off if you're going to be like that every single time someone brings up a valid point?

>>5814660
DAMN. An idiot who knows/knew NOTHING about dragons.

>>5814662
To be fair, with the amount of shitposting that happened not too long ago, he's probably just being overly cautious/sensitive to it. I bet if someone brought up futa, Timber, or the empire he'd call that shitposting too.

>>5808739
I don't think it would be that fragile. It wouldn't just fall off unless someone hacked it off with a sharp object or it got bit off by a large powerful creature.

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>>5814823
Dragons are tough, yo.

>>5814850
Yeah. Strong and tough.

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>>5814850
I know we just talked about eating dragon tails and this new Dungeon Mushi chapter features about just that, but this page honestly just made me think of dragon dicks rather than eating, so I might do a small green with Muddle and Deloras.

>>5815072
>Deloras chops off Muddle's dicks and cooks it
>He regrows it in three days, but still!
>... It tastes like dick.
>Shocking.

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>>5815171
That's...that's not where I was going with that at all. Never mind.

>>5815204
... Then why did you get dicks from eating if you didn't associate the two conversations? If you just wanted to talk about dick stuff, then there was no need to bring up the eating dragon tails part at all.

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>>5815280
Dragon 'meat'. As in, like, their dicks. I thought the euphemism was obvious, but apparently not. Sorry. Anyway the feeling' gone. Maybe I'll get to it tomorrow night.

>>5815304
Been reading too many doujins Anon.

>>5814728
Please explain how that is bait.

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>Diary Entry #274 - Oct. 3
>Glimmer's Research on the Reproductive Tendencies of Male Satyrs

This study will attempt to dialogue and chronicle the reproductive qualities of the male Equestrian hybrid, colloquially known as satyrs.

Though lacking in numbers compared to their opposite gender, male satyrs have a vital role to play in understanding the physiology of interspecies human and Equestrian hybrids.

My main focus will be observing the sexual differences between the three main varieties of equine satyrs: earth pony, pegasus, and unicorn.

I will then focus on a sample of case studies of other hybrid species where the population of such was too small to confirm my observations.

I will first detail the physical features of their genitals, obseving the differences in each. I will also be describing their semem output, the volume, as well as color, consistency, aroma, and taste. Then their sexual behaviors shall be documented: how frequent are their urges to copulate, what is their manner of behavior during copulation, what is the duration stamina and endurance, and documenting their primary source of arousal to the best of my ability.

This study has been years in the making, and took rigorous planning and accurate tracking of the subjects partaking in the study. Changes were made frequently with the amount of new knowledge coming in and out almost on a daily basis, but I must say that the culmination of my research has left me quite satisfied. With that said, let us begin.

>>5815821
For science!

>>5805109

>Armless bun has a distant stare in her one remaining good eye, as she devotes all her energy and concentration to ignoring the permanent itch on her nose which she can't scratch.
>Legless bun comes with a specially designed backpack to allow you to cart her around with you, but she prefers if you carry her bridal style. Whenever you set her down she will always tease you by saying "Wah! What are we going to do on the X, Anon?"
>Booby bun has constant back pain from her giant jugs and feels bitter for being cursed with a non-functioning womb.

Fuggin' cute.

>>5816595
That... sounds like shit. Honestly, you make it sound like they're mentally damaged. Then again, inbreeding does that.

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>>5816637
That's why they're on sale. A non-retarded bun would cost far more and would get pissy if you expected her to sleep on the floor at the foot of your bed, unlike those three, who are just happy to not have been euthanized up until this point and will love you forever in return for a roof over their head and not making them work as exhibits in a freak show.

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>>5816820
>A non-retarded bun
There's no such thing.

>>5815072
I dont exactly get the joke of this joke. Im trying really hard, but i always keep forgetting how the japs read their comics so I keep thinking im reading it out of order. Also, cute. What did you have in mind for the Deloras and Muddle green? Im awake and feel like talking.

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Im not looking for incest related content but are there any stories that show the conception of an adorable crime adgesnt nature after some good ol pony on human fuckin?

>>5818556
None that I know off the top of my head. Maybe that should be added to the queue of things we need more of.

>>5816859
But thats what makes buns so cute. A bunch of simple minded cuties doing cute things. Also never ending sex.

>>5816859
>>5819988

niggas this is the first step to yukkuri or fluffy pony shit

>>5821192
We past that threshold a while. No one said anything because it was too sad. I mean, for fucks sake, minus the reatrded speech l, the buns are basically fwuffy pownies.

>>5821192
We're just clownin dawg, just some harmless stupid takes on cute buns.

>>5818447
It's a cold Autumn day and Deloras wants to warm up. Muddle decides cuddling but then pops a boner and Deloras thinks of something else that can warm her up on the inside.

>>5822260
Fresh grilled Dragon Dick! Would she offer any to Muddle? He did provide the meat after all; it's only fair.

>>5822288
>The boy shivers, holding himself as the donkey girl huls happily, seasoning the...
>The meat
>She smiles as she looks back
>"Thank you Muuuddle~ it looks SO delicious!"
>It will grow back, but that is not the point
>It was never the point
>You expected a cliche porn scenario, NOT THIS!
>Not this...
>She shoves a piece into your mouth
>IT'S DISGUSTING!
>IT'S HORRID!
>IT'S-
>Hmm, could use a little more salt.

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>>5822288
>>5822357
Forget I said anything.

>>5822260

is it alcohol

>>5822719
It's all in good fun. Especially if you headcanon the Drakes as lizards.

>>5822288

>don't be such a selfish cunt boi you got two anyway

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>>5822932
Uh-huh.

>>5822719
>>5822260

Would Deloras be a virgin? Or has she been around the block with others besides Muddle?

>>5822932
I like the idea, it can funny if not a little on the extreme side.

>>5823014
She's latina... so she's done at least butt stuff.

>>5823178
She's black dude. You've seen MT's drawing of her have you?

>>5822932
The kind of fun that others finds disturbing.

>>5823253
>Black
Dude, she's draws her black kids obviously black.

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>>5823442
Are we talking about the same Deloras? She looks black to me.

>>5823633
Looks latina here. Beauty mark and hair really set it in.

>>5823686
The hair is a stylistic choice and black people can get beauty marks too. Heck, Dynamo has a mohawk.

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>>5823633
>>5823686

I can never really pin her down as either. But we can all agree she is one sexy, fuckable girl next door type.

Also i hope DJ returns to us for some good ol fashion sketch requests. I miss those.

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this fucking faggot made me want to start fucking girly men

>>5823732
>Girl next door
Always pinned her as that foreign exotic well mannered girl.

>>5823788
You too, huh? Welcome to the club.

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>>5823788
Well I was like that before DJ but he sure didnt help any.

>>5823812
>Always pinned her as that foreign exotic well mannered girl.
That could work for like Broil, or Mistake. But Matilda did live in Ponyville, and seemed like one of the townsfolk. So Deloras would probably be just a shy and polite girl next door type.

>>5823788

Likewise.

Why does he have to be so pretty damn it?

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With Spooky Night coming, what things scare your satyr?

>>5827042
The thought of accidentally hurting her friends by being too careless or rough with them.

>>5827042
Dying alone and unloved.

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>>5832099
>>5831760

>>/mlp/28667951
>With a long day at work behind you and your keys jingling in the door, you’re so much more than ready for a peaceful night.
>Your wife is at some wedding in Canterlot and your son is staying late at school for a project, leaving just you and man’s best friend at home.
>In fact, you’re pretty sure you could hear her coming down the hallway to meet her Master!
>You swing open your front door and there she is, waiting for you.
>You ruffle her pink and blue hair, complimenting on what a cute puppy she is.
>Making your way to the front room, you flip on the big screen and sink into your big, cushion-ey recliner.
>Gumdrop shuffles behind you, a bit slower on all fours, and sits at your feet.
>She nuzzles against your calf and rests her chin on your thigh, gazing up at you with those big, beautiful blue eyes.
>You pet her absentmindedly as you watch a Hoofball game, a ritual you’ve picked up on since working at Sweet Apple Acres.
>She continues to stare at you, quietly demanding attention.
>Laughing softly, you beckon for her to come between your legs and she buries her face into your crotch, giving you the start of a tent.
“Good girl,” You murmur as she kisses at your bulging pants.
>It doesn’t take long for your member to harden as she pulls on your belt.
>Once your cock is pulled out she gets to work, easing her soft lips over you.
>She starts out slowly, simple bobbing against your length, ramping it up slowly.
>Making your member nice and wet, Gumdrop takes you in to the base, letting her nose and top lip press against your skin.
>Amazed and transfixed, you pet her head gently, bucking slightly against the back of her neck.
>She gags minimally, but pulls away, keeping harsh suction all the way to the tip.
>As she plays with you, you watch her ever-growing technique and groan as she makes circles with her tongue around the head.

>>5834238
(I dont know how to cross-reference, hopefully this time.)
>>>/mlp/28667951
>She pulls out all the stops, going in hard and fast, with the intent of bringing you to climax quickly.
>Not wanting the fun to be over so soon, you stop her, pulling her away by her shoulders.
>She gives you a confused look and tilts her head to the side.
“Sit pretty,” you command.
Your well-trained daughter sits upright, hands--er, paws on each side of her chest, mouth open and panting.
>You reach out a hand and she rests her fist in your palm.
>After shaking, you command her to roll over, which she does perfectly.
>Months of training and "breaking" her made her quite proficient at commands with very few moments of disobedience or a negative attitude.
>Gumdrop was always in character, a perfect little pup for her Daddy.
>As such, when you tell her to present for you, she turns around immediately, pressing her cheek to the ground.
>She pulls her tail plug to the side, showing off her pussy, slick with excitement for you.
>Whining in anticipation, she shifts on her haunches, moaning softly as your head grazes along her lower lips.
>You line up with her, teasing her a bit as you spread her apart, one hand on each cheek, thumbs stretching her lips apart.
>Pushing forward, you bury yourself deep into her soft folds as she lets out a long moan.
>Hilting into her, you feel her throbbing around you and a groan slips out of your mouth.
>You pull out with the intent of dragging it out slowly, wanting to further tease her twitching pussy.
>Her tight warmth overtakes you and you slam back into her.
>Head jerking up, the lewdest noise comes out of her mouth, whining and begging and moaning as you pick up your pace.
>You grip at her hips and fuck your Gumdrop, leaning over her small back and whispering to her.
“You’re such a good girl,” You purr into her ear.
>She tightens at just that and you press her head back to the ground.
“You fit so snugly around my cock.”

>>5834257
>You hit her cervix, digging your nails into her waist as you pull her against you.
>Her ass grinds against you and she cries out as she cums.
>You slow down, breathing hard and using every fiber in your being to resist cumming yourself.
>Panting quietly, the waves of pleasure washing over her and around your cock.
“Did I say you could cum?”
>She gulps and shakes her head slightly, awaiting punishment.
>You draw back your hand and slap it against her ass cheek.
>She gasps loudly, jerking upright from the impact as her orgasm still continues.
>You slap her ass again and continue fucking her roughly.
>Her ass turns bright red through her fur as you deliver several more rough swats, the 15th and final slap pushing her to the edge of her second orgasm.
>Not wanting to let her get ahead of you, you lift her up and flip her over, pinning her to the ground as you feel your own orgasm coming.
>She wraps her arms around your neck, winking wildly against you as she cums again, moaning, but not verbalizing.
>Her orgasm gives you your own and you groan into her ear, cumming hard into her womb.
>After filling her up, you lie above her, breathing heavily into her ear.
“You’re my good, good girl.” You murmur to her, pulling out slowly.
>Your cum pools out of her pussy and she just lies there as you adjust yourself.
“Your brother will be home anytime, dear. Time to be my little angel.”
>No one has to know of your special bond, right?

>>5834257
>>>/mlp/28668795
I think.

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>>5834267

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>>5835064
>waste of 40 min

>>5835258
... Why? As in, why Snapshot? It looks so... Wrong.

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>>5835417
TBHdesu, I couldn't think of anyone else. And Chadified Snapshot seemed to fit?

>>5835434
That doesn't look Chadified though. Not nearly enough of a jawline... And where's the slick as fuck sunglasses? Come on, bruh.

>>5835434
>>5835467
We all know Chadshot is brogay. He'll blow you, laughing the entire time about how it's just a prank and how you're so gay. He's just the other side of "gay sexy". From trap to bara bro.

>>5835703
>it's just a prank
>you're so gay
Oh, so he's Eric Cartman?

>>5835258
I feel as though his face doesn't look quite perverted enough...

>>5823788
>this fucking faggot made me want to start fucking girly men
That's normal.

>>5827042
Gotta keep it /sad/, so the thought of not getting a hundred dicks really scares them.
That the bucket in the Apple Bobbing game is filled with plain water instead of delicious semen gathered from all the male satyrs in town. Only satyrs, because ponies don't exist.

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>>5815821
>I. Earth Pony

>Physical Features: Long & Round
>Volume: Large
>Color: White with hint of creamy yellow
>Consistency: Thick
>Aroma: Musky/Sweat with earthy undertones
>Taste: Varies

Earth pony satyrs are equipped with a phallus that generally resembles that of a standard Equestrian pony. The penis averages to about 6-8 inches in length and 4-6 inches in circumference, accompanied by two large dark testicles that hang below it. The shaft is uniform and cylindrical in shape with a flat flared head at its tip. Earth pony satyrs have a aroma akin to their natural sweat and disturbed earth and cut grass, or heavy herbs.

Their semen output during climax is the largest quantity out of equine satyrs. The consistency is thick, like a sort of cream, while also being stringy. The scent is piney is aromatic. The taste of various semen samples varies greatly due to diet. While some may have a strong, almost savory, bitter taste due to meat consumption, others may have a lighter, sweeter taste due to a heavy diet filled with fruit and vegetables.

The prominent behavior during sex seems to be that of an endurance runner, favoring long sessions of mild intercourse with bursts of intensity near the end as they approach their climax.They generally prefer a more active approach with their partner, it is not the rule, and how much of an active role they play during intercourse differs from satyr to satyr. One aspect that's interesting would be the focus on the state of intimacy, often times invoking some comforting dialogue between the partner, hand holding, stroking the hair, and kisses to ensure a pleasurable experience for the both of them.

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>>5836797
The primary source of arousal seemingly comes from the mixture between personality and looks that unconsciously would ensure a good candidate for motherhood. For example, wide hips and large breasts may be priotized by one, while good work ethics or ability to cook would be sought after by the other.

Peak arousal for earth pony satyrs occurs during the morning or afternoon, before the day's work load is at its highest, though many are sheer night owls and would prefer a night of intimacy to wind down before the morning.

>>5836807
>Satyrs are like animals who only cares about sex and producing offsprings
This story is stupid.

>>5836856
Did you even read the post this was linked to?

>>5836928
Im pretty sure he did, but he'd rather complain and cry than make his own content.

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>>5835434

>"Yo, sup, my dude. I'm here to pick up your daughter."
"Riiiight... you're her boyfriend?"
>"Whoa, I don't need no ball and chain girlfriend weighing me down. I'm just here to take her out, my man."
"Uh-huh, well she's upstairs getting ready right now, but I'll call to let her know you're here."
>"You got it, dude. Oh, and tell her to bring condoms, because I ain't got any and I'm planning on smashing that pussy tonight."

>>5836807
Is this a general idea or did you have a satyr in mind?

>>5837196
And that's when you show that little shit the door and explain to your daughter what a "user of people" or "douchebag" is.

>>5837196

>implying my daughter has a vagina

>>5838176
Tumblr please go

>>5838280

Smooth. Featureless. Crotches.

>>5838368
Well, satyrs technically has those, since the pussy is in the back. They still have vaginas though.

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>>5838280

no u

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>>5838368
Female sexual nullification is my fetish.

>Tfw there is nobody to talk to

Anyone else here bored? Does anyone have any one shot ideas for me to work on during the week?

>>5837196
"How do I know your bitch ass can satisfy her?"
>"..."

>As you fuck his face, grunting, you can feel your load coming closer.
>He was a little TOO eager to show you how good he is with his mouth.
>You think broski here might be gay.

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>>5840087
Two best goat gals lez it up.

>>5840087
Satyr's first day at work. Good or bad, it's up to you.

>>5840642
>Lil Mr. [Insert satyr], dressed in a suit
>Makes 100 copies of his drawing
>The teacher walks in, gasps
>"How many copies did you make?!"
>Satyr looks to them, their daddies suit all scruffed up
"A hunded. Indrewd it so good, I wanted errybody to have one."
>The teacher crosses their arms
>"Someone's going to the Principal's office."
>Satyr looks to the camera
"Uh ooooh."

>>5840642
Satyr's first day at work on the streets as a prostitute?

>>5841275
If you want. Remember, a good father is a compassionate but firm pimp.

>>5841275
>As you step out of the van, you rub your butt, frowning
>There was no candy
>He made your wee wee feel funny by touching it
>He called you a girl!
>AND IT HURT!
>It hurt really really badly!
>Then he gave you money.
>What're you gonna do with money?!
>"Oh, forgot this."
>He hand you a bag.
>"Later, little fag."
>He drives off.
>You open the bag.
"CANDY!"

>>5841755
And that's why you should always get into cars with strangers.

>>5842016
And also play with matches and eat any pills you find lying around, because they're probably candy and won't kill you even a little.

>>5839037
For what purpose? Is it just fun to rub against something?

>>5846282
Because it's really hot to imagine using their rear while rubbing their smooth mound, rubbing it in her face what a needy, frustrated mess she'll always be.

>>5846332
But how can you use their rear if they have no genitals? And would they even have a sex drive without any?

>>5846359
I wouldn't consider the anus to itself be part of the genitals.
I don't know. Maybe not, but possibly they just lack a means of release.

Did someone ever make a sex gif? I feel like someone has made one but I don't remember.

>>5848701
First I have heard of that. Do you remember who?

>>5846282
... do you not know what dry sex is?

>>5839037
Go home Vhatug, you're lost.

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>>5854686
But I write here sometimes, this is my home.

>>5855480

I wonder how she'd deal with all the strange looks and guys hitting on her whenever she wears that shirt out and about. I wonder if it'll ever dawn on her why it's happening.

>>5855697
It's probably just one of those joke shirts, like "I'm with stupid> ->" that some people wear, so nobody cares.

>>5855985
Or maybe she really does love Canada.

>>5855480
I wanna see this girl shirtless and letting her big sweaty breasts dangle as she holds them in her hands.

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>>5858858
Something like this?

>>5859260
Sauce?

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>>5859376
Random references off of subreddits.

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How often do you think any of the M6 girls take it up the ass? Do they find it pleasurable or do they just bear with it because their partner likes it?

>>5861228
I imagine some do enjoy it; law of averages and all. Some on the other hands save it for special occasions... and I'm sure a couple are lesbians and don't need to worry about anal; unless their partner is into that, in which case... eh?

>>5861228
I love how those tits look.

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Dawn is a dirty race traitor and brings shame to the royal family... That being said, it finally makes sense why she's dating the Minotaur prince. Girls is stretchy as fuck!

>>5864873
Is that Dawn?

>>5865095
Who even knows

>>5865095
/d/'s interpretation of her, yee.

>>5864873
Too bad her character's so awful whenever people attempt to write her.

>>5865408

So how would you write her?

>>5865408
She's been written before?

>>5864873
There's a better one with minotaur and satyr

>>5865772
I believe he means the little one post stories where she's spoiled to the point of being casually tyranical.

>>5865743
I don't like it in the first place to let you know., the writing makes it worse. The big problem is setup. Almost every single one of them were eye rolling just by how it's set up. Let's look how it usually is.
>Prince is practically perfect
>Anon is literally hitler
>The only one who is against it is only Anon.
>It can apparently never be anyone else.
This is not going into her. Every single one writes her as a brat. The worst one was probably where she threaten to kill herself

Now thinking about it, not a single character is likable.

I guess if I had to write it, make it more split and don't make the characters a bunch of faggots.

>>5866866
>Practically perfect
When has the guy ever been called perfect? All I remember is Anon hating him and him being either her age or younger.

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>>5778418
Some inspiration for femdom Sapphire

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>>5868127
And fin. Truth be told, I could see this working with a Bucky x Sapphire relationship.

>>5867067
You know what, let me change it. He has no character, but they think he's great. I guess I compare it to ships I like to where when I write, I want to build it up and show how they play off of each other. The minotaur is just there for Anon to hate. I could replace him with any satyr or even a block of wood and I doubt it would be any different. Hell, the block of wood may be more entertaining because how strange it would be.

>>5868175
Has there been anything about them when it comes to story?

>>5868257
In my opinio, I'd rather have Dawn marry an Anon prince from Saddle Arabia since atleast we see it has some sort of monarchy.

>>5868342
Not really. But I think it fits their general dispositions well enough. The guy is sort of laid back and lazy while the girl is energetic and often worries a lot.

>>5868343
I vote Dawn and Yakyakistan (satyr) prince.

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>>5868343
I have trouble seeing her with anyone and I would much rather not make a new one just so she has someone. The only option I could see and able to see that it's completely retarded and autistic is someone similar Jon Kent, Superman's son.

Keep in mind that I said it's absolutely ridiculous and don't mind if you tear it apart.

>>5868342
A couple. Like most, they are lost to the archives

>>5868343
>Anon Prince from saddle arabia
You mean a saddle arabian prince. Anon implies human.

>>5868942
Because atleast then it's a satyr of an established character rather than a minotaur OC.

>>5868942
Is there even a yak satyr yet?

>>5869264
If it ends up being the same thing but with different characters, then what's the point of doing it?
>>5869329
No

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>>5869329
There was talk of one for a potential relationship with Cinder.

>>5869264
>OC satyr parents are bad
Yet Yuzu still has a handful of people who will lose their shit in discussion of her. True, she also has stories and an artfag who will slam out new content for her whenever; but with how dickholes here treat anything not female, it's not that hard to spot why that is.

>>5869466
I never said OC parents were bad. At the least, they're just the catalysts that serve for the propagation of the satyr. OC characters made for the express purpose of getting into a relationship with satyrs are bad. That's why I never like the whole Radiance and the maid servant joke.

>>5869554

but that's hardly different from using other satyr OCS anyway. they're all OCS. you're encouraged to make your own oc satyr to oc it up

>>5869697
I may or may not have puffed a little when I realized this; but all satyrs are OCs. Like, the whole fucking concept is humans in Equestria getting with canon (or not) characters and making hypothetical half breed babies. But the moment an OC interacts with a satyr in a romantic way some people get all bothered by it. I then also realized a hell of a lot of older stories had Oc ponies and other species in them and no one said anything. Now I'm all wondering if the OG satyr lurkers are still here or if they've changed and are all sensitive to things now. I mean, if just the fact that there are a large number of satyrs now means we gotta use them instead of the old stuff, isn't that policing content in a way? I may be thinking too hard into this though.

>>5869794

Seeing satyr threads in trash reminded me I haven't been to mlp since twilicorn. Why did you guys decide to split the threads? I see two week old generals that are both on life support, and yet the rate pieces of content peppered in don't even get (you)s. Then with the attitude problems this guy is describing it looks like you're in a pretty rough patch.

>>5870075
Ehh, shit's been off and on. Depending on who you ask, you'll get a different story every time. Some guys will say that a group was getting too fetishy and /sad/ was created to ease it. Another will say a bunch of complain anons (guy who started this phrasing trend is an absolute faggot) got mad and forced their content out of there. Guy number three will say that someone made this thread to spite satyr and split satyr up (even though the early days were nice and hug box-y). Guy number four will say we wanted a porn dump. There's a lot of ways to spin this story.

>>5871916
What was her name?

Do any satyrs not use condoms?

>>5872333
I've always pictured then not using them most of the time, because in my opinion female satyrs go into heat and the chances of them getting pregnant are almost nil most of the time.

>>5872729
There's also horseabort.

>>5873320
She's a qt. What's her name?

>>5873369
She looks like just a satyr version if Marble pie. Even has the same cutie mark. Still has a nice rack tho.

>>5873320
Pretty damn good, but her boobs are too big in my opinion. I prefer proportion to size.

>>5873466
>Not breeding your daughters for dairy.
delet urself

>>5873466
>Not liking big boobs

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Are we ever going to have porn with the Ash design in the bottom right?

>>5877827
I hope so. That version of her looks a lot cuter and sexier.

>>5877827
Does this mean Rory is going to marry her?

>>5878234
Is that even Rory? The hairstyle is different and he has pointed ears.

>>5878342
I'm assuming it is cause Thistle is next to him and looks angry.

>>5879096
She looks smug if anything.

>>5879096
Is that not Ash?
I think that's a thought bubble around the bride picture..

>>5879339
It could be, but she's got no horns to tell.

>>5879389
Looking back at it I think /d/ just forgot. Cause the character has girly lashes. So it's probably Ash

Not related to satyr or anything, but don't you just hate it when you're reading a doujin and there's an obese, slimy, balding, disguting middle-aged man that's having sex with the character? It just ruins a perfectly good read.

>>5883147

that's every AiE though

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>>5883569
Sure it is Anon. Sure.

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>>5883934

Ace/Futa!Darcy when?
or Darcy/Futa!Ace
or both is fine too.

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>>5884377
Besides them both being attractive, what's the reason for these two to be together? What's the basis fotr their relationship?

>>5883934
>>5883941

>says we're not going to work on the plan
>scene cut to working on the plan

fucking family guy

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>>5884415
It could be a case of best frienditus. Two girls, relatively alone in the world, with a bunch of ponies who don't quite understand the satyr phenomenon yet. Why wouldn't they turn to each other for comfort.

And later rrrrrromance.

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>>5884591
I could get the friendship bit, but I never really pegged either of them as lesbians. Darcy most of all.

>>5884644
Desperate times man. Sucks when you're older than most of the eligible bachelor satyrs, so unless you want to go satyr-pony.

>>5884772
I find it hard to believe that they can't find anyone other than themselves.

>>5884807
No harder to believe than an entire subspecies of satyr bunnies that have created their own empire and faith based around paternal benevolence.

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>>5884772
It's not like most straight people start becoming lesbians if they can't find someone in their age range. They either find soneone who's older as a good substitute, or wait until someone younger comes along so she could rob the cradle.

>>5885254
Sounds like a good way to waste prime baby-making years waiting.

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>>5885254
Either that or a shitty writer is handling you

>>5885326
This

>>5885254
>>5885361
>Not realizing all but the most hardcore/stubborn straight or gays are a little bi
Wow, faggot.

>>5884415
Started as a joke... people thought it was cute and went with it. Just like Half-Pipe and Groot.

>>5885708
Seriously just an excuse to create a satyr named Atalanta

>>5885687
Says the faggot.

>>5885760
Well what about Arizona and Colorado?

>>5885863
AtAlanta, not Atlanta.

But yeah, they can come too.

>>5885895
Who are they?

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>>5885254
Which pairings make the best /ss/ ship and why is it these two?

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>>5885948
Well this is Arizona, but I don't know about Colorado.

>>5886072
Nigga, I just made those two up.

>>5885778
Says the dumbass who is insecure about his sexuality. Bet seeing two guys hold hands gives you the heeby jeebies. Pussy boy.

>>5886099
And I saw a chance to carry the joke a step further and I took it..

>>5886136
>Joke
And now it will be taken seriously and Futa!DarcyxAce will grow. Gg: no re.

>>5886272
The location joke, dingus.

>>5887224
>>5887224
>>5887224
>>5887224

New thread.