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>>5734275
Hi Mecha

JP

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Nth for sleep.

JAYPEE

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Jurassic Park?

J to the P

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>>5734275
>>5734294
>>5734317
Im confused now...

*touches your butt*

>>5734196 (Serena)
(Definitely 18 or over, which is why I asked anyways)
Oh, don't worry, I wouldn't just go and grope you... I mean, unless you said yes to it. But obviously you wouldn't do that so.
>He watched her breasts shake as she moved. They were actually quite big. It really made her look quite old

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>>5734133
>Tenryuu snuggles herself into Reinhardt's chest, letting out a soft little coo as she relaxes in the large mans arms
Ye-Yeah...this is nice, re-real nice...

>>5734156
Cause I'm a girl? Dude, the heck're you tryin' to say?

>>5734191
Exactly! It's a spooky Monday, now get ready to buckle up, buttercup, cause it's gonna get creepy!
>Tenryuu starts shuffling through her 'super cool and underground' horror movie collection, trying to find one that might really impress the anon.

>>5734242
(Ok-Okay, I-I'll show you all of my love, pr-promise!)

>>5734324
...Ta-Take the compliment Tenryuu...ta-take the compliment.
I-I see...we-well that's great, I'm happy I could get you to relax...no-not cute though.

>>5734372
Hi Alpha

>>5734372
*touches your JP*

>>5734380
Jiro.jpg

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>tfw no one shares your pheromone fetish / it's impossible to find content for

end MY life? It's more likely than you'd think!

>>5734383
I'm as buckled up as I can be, lets get scary!
>He makes sure she has room to sit down beside him on the couch. He is already trying to keep himself from getting scared to try and impress her

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>>5734383
>Cause I'm a girl?
SCATHING EVIDENCE

>>5734435
there's plenty of muskfags on f-list

Mootykins is the greatest YouTuber of all time.

>>5734442
>mecha will never post maleryuu again
feels bad

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>>5734412
N-no

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>>5734435
(I dunno man, I've always thought chicks getting turned on by the way a guy smells is pretty fucking hot.)

>>5734441
Alriiight! Let's pop it in!
>Tenryuu pops in some random movie called, Sleep Away Camp or something, who cares, the important thing is that it's probably gonna be shit, and Tenryuu is going to regret her life choices after the movies done.

>>5734442
...Can I be real here for a moment? I'd fuck me.

>>5734383
>He totally ignores what she's muttering under her breath and sits down, slumping lazily against the wall
I mean I thought you'd be like, super pushy and domineering and all that but you really are cute!

JP

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>>5734196
(Sure thing)
>Mewtwo presses his tongue past Serena's lips a little forcefully and begins exploring her mouth meticulously. His psychic hold releases as he brings his hands to her breasts and starts kneading them gently, groping and massaging the generous amounts of flesh on her chest tenderly. As he does all of this, he also pushes his hips forward, grinding his cock against Serena's pelvis, groaning slightly at the sensation of her smooth flesh against his stiff member

>>5734521
Lets go!
>Once the move is in he lunges forward to pull her back onto the couch with him. He feels tense and seems to be slightly scared already. At least until the movie starts, which is mediocre and doesn't even scare him in the least. He isn't sure if he should act scared or own up to it not being scary, in a moment of brilliance he just copies how she reacts to it

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>>5734558
>Pokemon rpers are all awful at writing
rly makes you think...

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Hey ERP Thread,
Who've you always wanted to play as / play with? Bonus question: what's an RP you've always wanted to do?

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>>5734536
Why the hell would I be like that? I'm not an asshole, y'know? I'll have you know I'm super cool and totally easy to talk too!

>>5734561
>Tenryuu's own face is awash with disappointment...I mean she knew she had Sleep Away Camp in there...all of them actually, but this wasn't the time to be watching horrible horror movies, she was supposed to be showing her stuff, her extensive knowledge of the spooky screen...well, I mean if there's one thing that'll surprise the guy, it'll be the subtle hints about the twist, if there's one thing good about the movie it's the way it handles the final twist about the main character actually being a dude.

>>5734586
>shitposters who don't RP are all awful at writing
Not much to think about.

>>5734655
>He pays close attention to the movie, holding her tight the entire time but slowly lightening his grip. Eventually he almost seems to be pushing himself through it. He didn't know the moving going in and the twist was a surprise but he still didn't get what he was expecting
Well, that was a thing that happend. Was I suppose to make a move or something? . . .

>>5734641
Yes

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Sorry to the guys I ditched. I got caught up with some things. I thought I'd be back sooner.

>>5734641
To many avas I'd like to see to name them all. But I always wanted to do a long date session leading into romantic sex. Only did it a few times but loved it every time.

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>>5734677
>implying I don't RP

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So, uh, I'm not sure whats going on exactly, but was there some impostor who meme'd these threads as me?

>>5734641
I want a monotone sexrobot that follows my orders

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MONY!!

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>>5734641
I've scratched most my itches here

>>5734717
It was lore

>>5734383
>His whiskery lips twitch up, widening his content smile. His large fingers nestle between her hair, giving her a slow massage on her scalp with just the merest suggestion of scratching.
>Her peaceful words are answered by a low, indistinct growl of acknowledgement - no actual words in the throaty utterance. The old soldier's head lolls back, eyes closed.
Mmhm.

>>5734655
Yeah, I know that now. But.. It kind of wraps around to being cute, if you know what I mean?

>>5734711
Then don't shitpost.

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>>5734435
(I think stuff with pheromones can be pretty hot. I especially like it when a guy smells of sweat/musk/sex and that turns on a girl. )

>>5734558
>The woman wiggled and squirmed against his kneading and groping of her breasts, the rubbing of his shaft against her pelvis, and the feeling of his tongue invading her mouth. While she seemed to be resisting, her body was showing an opposite reaction as her nipples began to slowly harden in his hands.

>>5734641
(Besides some character specific ships. I've always wanted to end up doing something with a Bayonetta, Lulu(from Final Fantasy X), and Candice from pokemon just to name a few. I've also wanted to play as a dickgirl/trap Yuffie before but I don't know if something like that would be better off here or at some place like F-list.
As far as RPs i've wanted to do. Something with an attractive girl and a ugly/filthy man. I have done it a few times and loved each session. )

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>>5734751
What are you going to do? Stab me?

>>5734757
>>5734378

>>5734757
>and a ugly/filthy man

That's basically all anons here

>>5734586
>>5734711
>>5734761
Bolin go back to lurking.

>>5734761
Who do you think I am? Paul? Eesh.

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>>5734641
mony rp
u thro mony at me
an i thro mony at u

>>5734788
Hello Lupin

>>5734757
>likes smelly filthy guys
Ughhh I wish we could RP more.

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No problems?

>>5734711
Virra?

>>5734832
You're not riding me, that's a problem.

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>>5734641
(Sorceress, I've always wanted to play her, I even got the perfect kind of personality for her too! but the moment I think about picking her up, someone else does!)
(Genderbending, something with that, either that or Tentacles...also musk isn't all that bad...hell There are a shit ton of degenerate fetishes I wanna do...well, not scat tho, fuck scat.)

>>5734684
At this point...I don't even know...I swear I was supposed to pick out an actual scary movie, I-I didn't mean to pick out this one! I-I swear!
Th-This is what happens when I randomly pick one, I guess...

>>5734737
>Tenryuu's head moves with the scratching, like she's letting his hand control her head...I'd say it's actually pretty cute in all honesty.
Uweeh...ju-just keep that up...

>>5734748
Wh-What? It does not! being cool does not equal being cute! understand? I am the coolest! not the cutest!

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>>5734735
Oh, well thats great.

On a scale of 1-10, how bad was it?

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>>5734641
Honestly i'm pretty happy with where i'm at in terms of RP.

Have a few absolutely filthy fantasies but most of the joy in those is the setup anyway.

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>>5734721
>throws money

>>5734757
That's good. Submit before me. You will be treated well.
>Mewtwo continues his ministrations, one hand leaving Serena's breast to trail down her belly to her groin and finally her pussy. He gently rubs a finger along the slit, aiming to please her, arouse her, get her wet and ready for him

Where did DMG go?

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>>5734843
>Tentacles
Yo
>>5734709
Fine but I'm not paying

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>>5734837
damn you got me

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>>5734841
>Kurisu rides you.

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>>5734859
>throws mony bak

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>>5734865
(I'M BAD)

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>>5734858
I found this in case you didn't have it.

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>>5734867
See >>5734709

>>5734875
And to think I thought you were a gentlemen!

>>5734859
>apologises for falling asleep

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>>5734832
ey laydee get outa da showr
com join me in de mony bath

>>5734843
You can try again? Our job is to waste as much time as we can together so I don't mind if the first movie wasn't what I expected. Besides, you knew that one off by heart didn't you?

>>5734867
>>5734897
yeah, saw that just as I posted
does this mean continue?

>>5734881
Oh, well... that clears that up, then. Have a nice day.

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>>5734897
....Where the hell would you get that idea?

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>>5734919
We can. What was your last post?

>>5734941
... You know you make a point. Where did I get that idea?

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>>5734779
(Most Anons don't go into any detail at all on how they/their character(If you want to call being an Anon a character) looks outside of maybe height and cock size. It would be nice to have one that goes into detail if they are ugly/filthy. That might sound strange but whatever, )

>>5734821
(I see no reason why we can't. )

>>5734778
(Thanks. I completely missed your post.)
>>5734378
(I'll go with 18 then. Not too old while being old enough to where it's legal in America. )
Well...do you want to grope me?
>She blonde asked. She seemed to like to ask questions.
If you really wanted to. I guess I wouldn't mind.

>>5734865
>Her squirming stopped for a bit once his one hand moved away from her chest, only for it to continue once his hand got to her crotch. But her squirming didn't just continue but she squirmed even more now. Despite her squirming, Serena's folds slowly started to grow damp against his digits. Her body appeared to be enjoying the attention but she continued to try and resist.

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>>5734843
>The gentle headstroking continues, almost as though the old man is trying to comb her hair with his thick fingers, easing out any tangles with exaggerated care. But as the minutes roll on, it grows softer and slower, his breaths stretching out as his chest rises and falls more peacefully.

>>5734894
Much obliged.

>>5734843
See, you're doing it again!
>He stifles a laugh. He's definitely starting to relax now because he's just speaking his mind without restraint
It's like, you're trying so hard you know? And you freak out every time I say you're cute too

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>>5734709
>long date session leading into romantic sex

I'm okay it's fine

>>5734988
I just prefer to play on discord these days, and the few times we've played in thread you weren't feeling it is all.

>>5734979
(Here you go, I'm the one who made in increase her breast size and butt too, then started fucking her standing up. You know, just making sure)
You're really good, especially with the changes~
>One hand moves away from her ass and squeezes one of her enlarged breasts. His thrusts become even harder at the same time, as well and moving faster
Well, are you going to keep this size anyways? I still think you should

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>>5734709
>a long date session leading into romantic sex.

I like doing this. The sex is optional for me.

Can you tell I'm not meant for these threads yet?

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>>5734905
>pets anons head
Its fine anon, it happens, right?
>>5734885
Hm? You dont money Venuz? Thats a first...

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>>5734867
Under the table

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>>5734979
But you at least gave me an idea for the next meeting with Mileena

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>>5735045
i thot we wer havin a mony fite
i meen i gues il tak it bak
>skoops up de mony in his litle trinagle arms

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>>5735055
Put me in coach, I'll be the best shitposting blogger you got.

>>5735055
Why is Kurisu at the table? She is barely ever here.

>>5734988
Uhh, sorry, I'm not quite sure I'm hearing that correctly, what did you say? I mean, it sounded like you asked if I wanted to grope you....
>Was it just his mind tricking him? Tell him the things he wanted to hear? It didn't exactly sound fake, but

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>>5735030
I-I might just for you~
>She says through her stammering and panting as you plow into her wide hips, her larger breasts bouncing freely before you grab them, keeping them in the palms of your hand now, she grinds her hips back, making sure every inch is inside her as she grinds on you, bitting her lip as her crotch leaks around your lap
Gahh... So good..

>>5735040
You're to pure for this world.

>>5735055
Under the table touching Ainz's bone

>>5735060
Shh. She likes flowers. And a nice suit and tie

>>5735093
>>5735072
>>5735061
>>5735055
>>5735045
>>5735040
>>5734997
>>5734988
>pets

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>>5735061
A money fight? I didnt expect someone like you to throw around money like that Venuz.
Though, a money fight does sound nice...but theres a glaring problem with that. I only have, like, 3 dollars and two quarters on me.

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>>5735055
mony

>>5735119
>pets the petanon

>>5734641
Always wanted to play with a vampire Megumi Shimizu, desu. Why is there so little porn of her? She's hot and her gothic fashion sense is 10/10.

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>>5735093
I'm always wearing my best red suit

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[Evening, horndogs.]

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>>5734875
...Yeeaaah, I think I'm fine. don't look at me like that, you creepy people eater.

>>5734917
Well...ma-maybe I did, maybe I didn't...okay I so did! I-It's classic alright? I-It's not that great of a film suuure...bu-but it has it's pros!
>Tenryuu pushes her fingers together, fully admitting to the movie being a guilty pleasure of hers

>>5734997
>Tenryuu lets out a nice, long, relaxed sigh as she leans her head back against the giant of a man. Although her mouth might say otherwise, The boat loves her head pats more then anything in the world, they make her feel warm and cozy inside, nice and fluttery.
Mhmm...I-I could stay like this forever...

>>5735000
I-It's cause I'm not cute! I'm cool dammit! wh-why won't you people realize this...
>Tenryuu huffs and crosses her arms, even cutely puffing out her cheeks like a pre-schooler who didn't get her way.

>>5735040
>tfw you'll never go on a nice long loving date with Jiro and tell him everything is gonna be okay
(Just kill me now, lads)

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>>5735040
You're alright, buddy.

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>>5735150
You can't stop me, you're not the law!
>>5735147
I DON'T KNOW YOU!

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>>5735093
Can you at LEAST fucking say something

is it too fucking hard to just click the post number and write "Fuck off m8 lol" like god damn

I LIKE YOU
YOU LIKE ME
WHY CAN'T WE FUCKING LIKE EACHOTHER?
OOOH NOO OOGA BOOGA BIG BAD MECHA IS GONNA SHITPOST ME IF I REPLY

WELL FUCK HIM
FUCK MECHA
HE'S A GOD DAMN CUNT, ALL HE DOES IS BLOG AND SHITPOST, CALLING PEOPLE AUTISTS BUT OOOOOOH NO HE'S DOING IT IN CHARACTER XXXXXD AHAHAHAHA THAT MAKES IT OKAY RIGHT? THAT MAKES IT OKAY TO FUCKIGN RUIN PEOPLE'S FUCKING LIVES TO DO IT IN CHARACTER? HOW BOUT I FUCKING POST YOUR COCK IN CHARCATCER HUH WOULD THAT BE OKAY BECAUSE YOU LET THAT FUCKING NIGGER MECHA GET AWAY WITH IT

FUCKING SAY SOMETHING YOU GOD DAMN CUNT

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>>5735119
NOT 4 TUCH
>>5735120
u kidin me mony fites r de bes
also pls dont thro quartrs at mi, dey hert

>>5735123
>Leans into pets.
Hello to you too, Anon!

>>5735147
>Also pets

>>5735040
>>5735147
This. I want Jiro to smile.

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>>5735147
I am neither a dog, nor a horn.
I am Rogal Dorn

>>5735150
It wasn't a bad movie, just not a scary horror movie. Maybe I just think its great because I was watching it with such a big fan though~
>His own finger pokes her blushing cheek. Given the chance he couldnt help but lay on some playful teasing

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>>5735198
>>5735150
Fuck.
>pic unrelated

>>5735147
Coffee?

>>5735093
That sounds very good, you could probably make your clothes bigger too, or, you can keep them the same, so they're nice and tight. People could see quite a bit like that
>His plowing keep going faster and faster, his cock starting to throb, getting very close to release, leaking out pre inside her

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>>5735189
Nice.

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>>5735147
who de fak r u

>>5735189
LD I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags wasn't that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these typefucks that doesnt regularly have derailing about RP or cancer. Always with DMG.jpg and shitty western cartoon characters. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.

What does the way people interact with their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the typefucking? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM LORD DOMINATOR! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!

TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "shitposting and memes".

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>>5735076
Thats exactly what I said. I wouldn't mind it.
>She then brought herself closer to the Anon with a bit of spring in her step. Despite the subject she seemed pretty happy.

>>5735189
He only shitposts you because you're a giant pile of cancer.

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The Jiro x Elizabeth storyline is still one of my favorite RPs I've ever done. Well that, and the Korra x Asami x Gabriel thing I did. That was incredibly top notch for me.

>>5735093
Which is why I must leave it. /edge

>>5735119
¡No me toques!

>>5735150
Why do you get to die first, pendeja!?

>>5735159
Don't touch me, abuelo! I'm trained to take tanks like you down! Put me down! PUT ME DOOOOOOOWN!

>>5735198
Smiling is a sign of weakness!

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>>5735234
ooh tee hee I ruined someone's fucking life tee hee eh lo el hahahahaha le smug beard man facce teeeee heee oopsies I make BIG POOPIES

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK TITO DICK DICKMAN BABY HE RAISED PHIL AND LOVES THE LADIES IT'SSSSSS COPYPASTA TIME!!!!!!

>>5735147
I WANT TO CUM IN EAGLE-CHAN

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>>5735119
>Roll d20 for counter pets

>>5735126
And she thinks you're the cutest guy in red she's ever seen~

>>5735227
>Raising her leg she gives you a new angle to pound away at, her tight warm folds clamping around you, milking your mass. her head arches as she awaits your seed
Oh yes! I love my new slutty body! Now cum for me anon! I want your cum!

>>5735280
NO COME BACK!
... See Reaper's cool new Halloween skin?

Pet my dick..

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Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're >"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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>>5735289
Dude I'm watching anime while lurking, you're just chimping out for whatever reason and it's hilarious. Hopefully you'll get yourself banned as usual and I can consider it a job well done.

>>5735150
No way! Oh god you just get cuter the longer I look at you!
>He's struck by just how cute her childish pout is. He just won't stop provoking her, innocently trying to get some even cuter reactions out of the ship

>>5734641
I've wanted to play with Hibiki from symphogear or Henriette from Milky Holmes.
But I'm disgustingly vanilla so I don't have any certain RP I've wanted to do.

>>5735280
No, don't leave. You are too cute.

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>>5735189
Because saying "fuck off m8" is exactly what you want, you juet fucking said it yourself. I hate using Trudeau logic, but for once in this situations it's right. If DMG shitposts you you win. Even by DMG acknowledging your existence, you win.
>>5735280
>Korrasami
I'm triggered. Bolin X Korra would've worked if Korra wasn't a fucking whore.
>cries angry tears

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>>5735119
>Tousles hair back before sleep can claim him.

>>5735150
>Does he hear her? Maybe. But his hand grows still, the ship-girl safe and warm in his arms. His regular breathing comes at its own leisurely pace, a comfortable, contagious lethargy oozing from the tired giant. It seems he's fallen asleep.

(Night everybody.)

>>5735289
>He still thinks it's mecha's fault not his

>>5735277
O-ok then....
>Anon slowly reached his hands up, coming closer to her breasts, stopping midway to look up at her and double check if it was actually ok

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HAHAH DILDOS OH MAN DO I LOVE ME SOME DILDOS UHH DILDOS IN MY SLUTTY BUTTY OOOOOOH

BIG BLUE HORSECOCK DILDOS OOH MAN DO I LOVE 'EM I NAMED MINE TRIXIE BECAUSE OF MY INTERNET BOYFRIEND HAHAH OOOH MAN DO I LOVE ME SOME DILDOS

STANDING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

>>5735280
No its not. Please smile just this once.

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION

ROB up throw kill % for each character with no rage
Top BF platform = -27%
Side BF platform = -14%

Mario - 162%
Doc - 162%
Luigi - 154%
Peach - 149%
Bowser - 183%
Yoshi - 163%
Rosa - 141%
Bowser jr - 172%
Wario - 170%
G&W - 136%
DK - 187%
Diddy - 163%
Link - 170%
Zelda - 150%
Shiek - 149%
Ganondorf - 177%
Tlink - 153%
Samus - 167%
Zero suit - 151%
Pit - 162%
Dark pit - 162%
Palutena - 151%
Marth - 161%
Lucina - 161%
Ike - 176%
Robin - 161%
Kirby - 143%
DDD - 197%
Meta knight - 148%
Little mac - 159%
Fox - 147%
Falco - 151%
Pikachu - 145%
Charizard - 169%
Lucario - 171%
Puff - 131%
Greninja - 154%
DH - 164%
ROB - 169%
Ness - 155%
Captain Falcon - 175%
Villager - 158%
Olimar - 145%
WFT - 155%
Shulk - 168%
Pac-man - 159%
Mega man - 173%
Sonic - 158%
Ryu - 170~
Lucas - 155%
Mewtwo - 135~
Roy - 159~
Cloud - 172~

*DLC characters are estimates based on thier weight

>Mecha has literally become Paul's antichrist and chimps out at the mere sight of him
I fucking love it

>>5735147
That's a lot of alcohol for one girl.

>>5735330
peace man, have a good one

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>>5735209
He-Hey...
>Tenryuu's cheeks flash a bright red as he teases her
Wh-Who said you could do that? I-I'll have you kno-...o-oh screw it...we can watch all the other's if you want, I got like, all of them!

>>5735280
(If you want we can die together, all romantically and shit, y'know, like Romeo and Juliet.)

>>5735323
St-Stop it! Stoooop itttt!
>Tenryuu's pout just gets up and she starts wriggling around...once again like a spoiled little kid
I'm nooot cute! I'm not, I'm not, I'm noooot!

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>>5735301
Yes. I love it. I'm so ready, I'm level 193ish so I'm ready to roll in boxes.

>>5735327
DEATH IS NOT CUTE

>>5735329
Now you know how I feel about Pharmercy.

>>5735366
>puts on a smiling Jack o'Lantern

Here's your pinche smile.

>>5735368
Nice, thanks.

>>5735191
>Pets anyway

>>5735280
Uhh...Gesundheit?
>pets?

>>5735301
>You failed to meet the DC to counter pet

>>5735330
>Pouts as his hair is mussed up before the giant of a man leaves.

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>>5735301
Then I gotta but on the rits and take her some place nice for dinner!

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>>5735388
...Where did we go wrong, Reyes?

>>5735385
If its what you want then it's what we'll do, I'll try not get to distracted from my super cool and cute date whose showing them to me~

> generic shit witch is back

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laserzed10 : the huntsman gets more headshots
laserzed10 : how you walk into battle
pisshead: tf2 comp community is pure cancer and deserves to die
mayleeg: my face hurts from that cringe
mayleeg: no escape from the MAYdic killer
Ducky : 1v1 me elmers glue
unkel dayn iz gud sentri man : dont give rocket to relector man
Letsplaypete : spy with dead wringer
Obfuscate : HOLY SHIT guys rep him he is a racialism.
Knight_Killer[BR] : how can i level up my itens?
danimal014 : i just have to look in you moms bellybutton for your name
DAH.tma : medics are the most un necessary class every
Ragin' Gnome : If you're going to dominate me, at least do it in bed.

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>>5735388
Isn't Pharah that one KANG? I don't into Ogrewatch.
>>5735418
Saved to the Wojak folder. Thanks.

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>>5735436
You stealing my pics, kid?

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>>5735385
Me not dying alone defeats the moral of my life story.

>>5735405
¡Que no me toques!

>>5735418
Right around the time you STOLE THAT PROMOTION FROM ME, MORRISON

>>5735436
She's actually Egyptian but yes.

>>5735388
But are you happy?

>>5735301
>Anon grunts and pants, drawing closer and closer before shoving his entire length deep inside her and erupting into her. He pushes hard, filling her womb with plenty of thick cum.
Fuck, I want to come back to this slutty body and fill it up over and over. And you'll let me do that, won't you?~

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>>5735388
280-something. So if they keep it for a few weeks I'll have a nice turn over at level 300.
>Isn't bed sheet ghost reaper
This makes the DMG sad.

>>5735405
N-nani?
>Fails to counter pet.

>>5735407
Fuck. Now I want rits..

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im in the frigin queue for match makin and the game just frigin ctd like what a fuck bro what a frigin fuck arrrggggggggggggggg *PAUNCHES U SO HARD U GO FLYING THROUGH 1O0000 WALLS* TASTE MY POWWWWWWEERRR..........MY PHYSICAL MIGHT IS TOO GREAT FOR YOU!!!! YOU ARE SCUM!!! YOU BOTTOM FEEDING POOP!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!! DIIIIIEEEE NOOOOOW!!!!!! FIIIINALLLLL FLASSSSSSH!!!!!!!!! *EPIC LIGHT DISPLAY EXPLODING AND ALL SORTS ALL AROUND ME* *KFOOOOOOM GOES THE LIGHT AS IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE* *WOWWWWWWW EVERYONE SEE IT SO COOL SO FIRIGI LIGHT BRO ITS SO GOOD MANNNNN IT FRIGIN OUT THERE AND OUT HERE AND OUT ALL OVER DE PLACE* hmmg...... that what u get when u mess........withhh...... *fall over* oggghh.... it look like im too strong....for my self.... HUUURGGGH..... hoooorrggggaagagaga...... guwaaaargogogo.....gfaaaaaghanmamamama...mama mia..... hasta la vista......... im too..... firigin...... powagul..... for my...... own..... DAMN..... SELF!!!! *EXPLODES AGAIN THIS TIME IN ANGER* HRUUUUUUUU GRRRUUUUUUUUU GRRRAAAAAAA U CANT DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! IM THE GREATEST!!!! IM SO GREAT IM THE GREATEST MORE THAN MR FRIGIN GREAT#!!!!! *mr frigin great looks over all sad* YEA I SAID THAT TO U BITCH!!! WHAT WILL U DO!!!!! *he gets angry and goes HRRUUUUU himself but i bat him away like a stupid cricket ball* BATTOR UP!!!!! IM TO KILL YOU AND EVERY LAST ONE!!!!!!! TAKE......MY ULLTIMATTTTEEE!!!!! POOOOWWWEEERRR!!!! OF ALL END TIMING DESTINY FRIGIN POOTIS POW BLASTER TO THE NEXT FREAKIN LEVEL!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBUBUBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SO MUCH EXPLOSIONS U DIE SO MUCH THERE IS NONE LEFT BUT ASHES* hr,mmm..........it too much toll on me freakin body...... im got to die now..... hraaaa... gruuuaaaa..... im dead......so freakin sad...... arrrrggg.... if only....i got...... de kill...... i killis....grillis.....in the epic face..... but not today,.... *wind blows* not....today......
>>5735455
You know what I want

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>>5735441
Whatchu gonna do about it?
>>5735445
Egypt is where the KANGZ meme comes from, my dude.

>>5735368
What a fucking pussy, using throws to do the job FOR them.
Get fucking rekt ROB

https://strawpoll.de/9wx59f1

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>>5735375
"When did you become in charge of what I can and can't do?"

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>>5735454
>Feeling your sweet seed fill her again and again she pets along the head of the anon, calming him as he finishes deep inside of her warm hole, smiling she pecks his cheek with a kiss
Sure honey~ That seems like fun <3

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>>5735420
Fine...but you brought this upon yourself, alright? This isn't a horror movie screening anymore! it's a cheesy movie screening, capeesh?

>>5735445
(But Jiro-Kun, I just want you to be happy, I want to see that radiant smile of hope, and I want to protect it.)

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>>5735445
I didn't steal nuthin! Gabriel it's not my fault you took it hard!

....Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends??

>>5735476
Stealing is wrong, I'll report you to the authorities.

>>5735445
Uhm...
>pets more vigorously
Like this?

>>5735455
There there DMG, you can't win 'em all.

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>>5735455
To be honest I'm happy. I love Headless Horseman imagery. The mount was one of my more sought after things in WoW and I did a lot of nonsense to get the Headless Horseman Headcharger in Team Fortress 2.

>>5735451
>thinks of the waifu
>pic related

>>5735476
Yes, but it's in correlation to blacks claiming Egyptian ancestry.

>>5735488
REAP THIS

>>5735492
>see image

>>5735494
Because I don't like you!

>>5735495
...alright, cabron, I done told you twice.

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>>5735494
Memes are meant to be spread. The meme market is unethical.

>>5735492
Cheesy movie marathon of the best cruisers favorite flicks. Lets start the show!
>He dramatically poses and waits for her to put in the next movie, falling onto her soft lap the second she sits back down

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>>5735455
Counting that as a victory over you

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>>5735510
You used to, no you're....honestly I don't know what cha like anymore, Gabe.

>>5735513
...I'll allow it this time. I support the arts.

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I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the LD subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show HG superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of Virra. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing ERP" to the following users. Good day. You won

>>5734709
>>5734897
>>5734979
>>5735093
>>5735301

You're really bad at this spamming thing Paul.

>>5735491
>Once he was done, he slowly pulled out, panting heavily
Mmmm, just keep the big slutty body, and I'll certainly be back for more~

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>>5735510
True, but if Pharah is actually from Egypt it means she IZ KANGZ, not WUZ KANGZ.
>>5735539
You're a good man.

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Shrek is drek...
Shrek... is drek...
Real fucking clever, you can make rhymes about Shrek.
Real FUCKING clever, you're funny, real cute.
Shrek is drek, you think of that on your own?
You know there's some people out there, who.. who Shrek matters a whole god damn lot to...
And we're not gonna let them down!
We're not gonna let some asshole who thinks he's clever say Shrek is drek!
Cus you know what?
SHREK IS NOT DREK!

You don't know anything, anything about Shrek.
It's disgusting, literally disgusts me how little you know actually about Shrek.
You don't know anything about Shrek...
Why don't you go crack a book or something? you know?
Why don't you watch a fucking feature film with Shrek in it before you go around making fucking comments like "Shrek is drek"?
WHAT THE FUCK!
There are babies out there that know more about Shrek than you do.
It's.. you're like a fucking culture less neanderthal, you know?
You don't know a thing about Shrek.
You subhuman piece of shit.
Go around saying oh "Shrek is drek"
NO!?

>>5735510
This smile brings joy to me.

>>5735548
>He's going to get banned and we'll have a few days of peace
I'm not even mad.

>>5735510
Jiro is cute.
Jiro's smile is cute.
Jiro is pure.
Jiro is perfect for hugging and calling cute.
C U T E.

>>5735601
Remember. Just report and hide. It works every time. Even if it blew up the thread last time.

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I'm DMG, and this is Where I whore myself out for attention.
I work here with my old Jiro and my son, Big Mecha.
Everyone in here has a story and an underage boipussy. One thing I've learned after 21 years
you never know what is gonna cum in my backdoor.

>>5735601
Thank you based Mecha.
I've never seen someone trigger Paul so much that wasn't Midna or DMG

>>5734641
patchouli t b h

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>>5735495
REROLL
>roll 2d20 for counter pets

>>5735510
Glad things are lookin' up for you. We should group up and do that quickplay for those boxes when they're out. Whoever gets the reaper skin first gets to be on top~

>>5735537
We'll have round two I promise!

>>5735550
Can't wait honey <3

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>>5735621
> based Mecha
> Intentionally ruining people's lives and feeding drama is "Based"

Nigga are you fucking retarded

>>5735645
Geez I wonder if this is the real DMG or not

>>5735645
wtf i love mecha now

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>>5735629
And you'll lose again, hell we could have a best of 7 and it'll end in a double count out then a GM will make us a tag team!

>>5735645
>Paul
>Ruining someones life
Pick one, this place isn't anyones life

>>5735510
Hey! I know those words! Did I do good, chief?

>>5735629
>Is successfully counterpet after the cheating.

MOOTYKINS WOULD'VE NEVER CURSED YOU, /ERP/

LOL KEK JK FUCK YOU FAGS

>>5735645
In a few years you're going to look back at this shit and wonder why you were so fucking stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjEWl4rtO6o

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>>5735405
STOP
NO PET

>>5735706
No he won't, he isn't self-aware enough for that. In 2 years he's going to be making LD x DMG fanfiction where robutt is the requisite bad guy.

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>>5735629
Alright, seriously, what is going on? I keep seeing people dressed up weirdly. What is with that? Is it something special with the time?
Earthling woman, what is the time of year.... Are you serious? Even this one is dressed up!

Do we still care about Jade's nudes? I have a link to some.

>>5735629
(Thanks, was good expansion and fuck~)

>>5735752
we never really did

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>>5735747
Mecha can finally be the Devil Gundam he always wanted to be.

DMG, I LOVEYOU, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, DMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>5735752
Sure, why not

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>>5735539
Getting my REVENGE on Overwatch is what I like, Morrison!

>>5735559
That is also true.

>>5735582
Now these bullets bring death.

>>5735603
Death is not cute.
I don't smile.
I am pure EVIL.
I am perfect for killing and calling a monster.
D I E

>>5735629
They actually are. The wind of changed flowed through me and I feel things are going to go more towards my favor. Also no me toques.

>>5735701
It's "jefe" to you.

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>>5735523
>Tenryuu of course, slips in the second sleep away camp move: Unhappy campers, and oh boy, are they in for a treat, and by treat I mean...well Sleep Away Camp 2: Happy Campers.
Al-Alright...Ch-Cheesy movie marathon it is...s-so much for it being October.

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>>5734988
(Fuck, this time I was distracted)
(But now it looks like a bad time to resume, shit)

>>5735766
Trust me when I say he'd rather be Gundam Mk. II. Titans colors are slimming!

>>5735749
Vegeta, it's Halloween. Didn't you read the brochure?

>>5735747
You're right, it was a delusional hope.

I want a movie about this shit. Mecha has to be in a giant robot.

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>>5735780
DID SOME1 SAY OCTOBR
OCTOBR MEENS HALOWEN
AN HALOWEN MEENS PAMPKINS

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>>5735539
Hello sir

>>5735780
Halloween horror movie marathon is another night, its not like we have a shortage of dates in the future~
>He rubs his head against her lap as she starts the movie. He is finding this one more enjoyable... mostly due to lack of false pretenses

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>>5735766
Don't fucking compare those two to Domon and Rain again or I swear to god I will find you and kill you.

>>5735762
>>5735769
well if we don't really care I won't bother

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>>5735672
SHUT UP I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT. #giveswisscheesemanachance

>>5735701
>Counter pets
>Licks pet anon

>>5735749
I could say the same about you. THAT blue with THAT hair? Please honey~

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>>5735778
Oh, is that what you've been doing? I thought you were just having another tantrum.
Well it was getting annoying so you can cut it out now. Let's just down a few beers, watch The Colts play, and just hash out whatever you're bitching about, huh? Whaddya say?

>>5735800
Um, hello there. Soldier. Name and rank?

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>>5735349
(Sorry about the slow response, the captcha thing was acting all strange and preventing me from posting. )
>The trainer kept a smile on her face as the Anon approached only to slightly tilt her head to the side once he stopped.
Is something the matter?

>>5735787
(Maybe it would be best to wait until the next thread. )

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>>5735846
o hey granpa
can i hav a carmel candie pls

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>>5735846
Soviet, Spetsnaz operator

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>>5735841
Sorry toots, the name of the game is
#BeatupDMG

>>5735736
Fiiiiiine

>>5735778
...Gesundheit? Sneezy today, aren't we?

>>5735841
Always. With. The. Licking. WHY?!

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>>5735885
jk u can tuch
jus a lil tho
an if u rub mi edges or points 2 much i mite com so dont try it buster

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>>5735903
>pets

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>>5735846
No! You know I prefer basketball, Morrison!

>>5735885
I'm allergic to the living.

>>5735861
(Also I just wanted to say you've been posting great Serena pics. Keep up the good work.)

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>>5735790
The hell is a Halloween? Is it a tradition where humans kill each other? Because I can get behind that
>>5735841
Hold up, this is state of the art armor, this is meant to protect the wearer, and what does yours do? Seriously, that hat looks like something Ginyu would wear

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>>5735923

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>>5735796
Yeah...It's the tenth of October, dude...where the heck have you been?

>>5735807
>Tenryuu starts kinda...scratching the side of the anons head, like he's a cat sitting on her lap or something
Ye-Yeah, I guess you got a point...wh-whatever, I'll just enjoy this...

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>>5735935

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>>5735870
....lucky guess I had a few werther's on me

>>5735875
Oh, well uh howdy then, comrade. Gotta tell ya, you soviets are some ove the craziest bastards I ever met; got nothing but respect.

>>5735918
...Well then we can watch the Pacers if you want, I'm not picky.

>>5735923
>Another generic strike witch

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>>5735946

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To this day scientists still research Bolin's inability to take a photograph. In other news, mumsy bought me The Tin Drum for my birthday and let me read it beforehand.

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>>5735916
d-do not
ur makin me feel funi insid
>>5735936
aslep
i am a tired triagle
>>5735950
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>5735936
>Just like a cat he seems to purr as he enjoys the movie, and he slowly nuzzles his head more into her body to see how far up her lap he can go
I am, you're taste is as great as the rest of you~

>>5735861
I mean, are you really sure I can just.... grope them? You're completely fine with me doing so right? Just making double sure
>Her large tits in front of him like this, and she was really going to just let him feel her?

>LIST OF PEOPLE THAT SHOULD FUCK OFF
-Jiro
-Soviet
-Doomguy/YV
-DMG
-Paul
-JP
-Virra
-Midna
-Owain
-Tsuyu
-Shy
-Lucas
-Trixie
-Suki
-Parsee
-Sebbu


>LIST OF PEOPLE THAT WILL MAKE /ERP/ GREAT AGAIN
-Mootykins
-DJT
-Iowa

>>5735957
Took me way too long to realize what you were going for with the zoom ins.

>>5735982
>Braveanon making ERP great

haahahahahhahah no

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>>5735950
Thanks. Means alot coming from an American like you.
>>5735963
>petting intensifies
>>5735936
>>5735969
Cute
>>5735982
K

>>5735999
Hi LD.

>>5735982
What did Doomguy do wrong?

>>5735982
-Trixie
-Suki
-Sebbu
-Midna
-JP
-Lucas

None of these people even thread

WELL ONE TIME I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT
It wasn't horribly long ago. I had him on my bed and we did our thing. I get him to sniff and lick at my pussy a lot before I get all positioned and kinda call him
sometimes he just comes and licks my face
He was and is still p sloppy with trying get in me tho, it's like harder to accomplish to get him inside than just to mount me
anyway if he cant find his mark after a while I try to kinda tug at his sheathe to expose the tip and guide it in
which works
So I get him him inside me and he starts going. I have like a couple-up to like 15 max mins of enjoying that before he jumps the gun and is all the way in me
and as I'm sitting there just knotted someone, either my mom or my dad, opens my door. I didn't think either were awake and knew my brother and his lot weren't.
I pull the blanket over us, and I can only guess cuz my room was dark and my a/c fans were going that they didn't make out what was happening and just assumed I was asleep
I think it was my dad? He'll do that sometimes when he's up way early, just open my door to see my at computer. Mom usually turns my light on but maybe she was just seeing if I was up to
They're both p christian and stuff so. IM P SURE THEY DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OR THEY WOULDA REACTED
After my door shut again I kinda painfully unknotted myself and actually went to sleep uxu

I want to die#3956

I want friends

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>>5735982
who is dis
>>5736005
dis makes u homosex u kno

>>5736023
Constantly shitposts

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>>5736039
No it doesn't
>stops petting

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>>5735982
...

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>>5736005
Well it ain't nothing, keep up the good work, Sergey o7

>>5735963
Stop yelling...

>>5735999
Hello Paul, Virra, Suki, Lucas, Shy, Owain, Tsuyu, JP, Trixie, Soviet, YV, Jiro, Midna, Parsee, Sebbu, Milkie Wilkie Anon, and Mecha, and Lore, oh, also Lupin and Luffen

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>>5735973
(Sorry but i'm going to have to take a rain check on the rest of this. Something came up and I have to dip for a bit. )

>>5735918
(I'll be sure to as long as you keep being cute Jiro. Well you are always cute. )

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>>5736092
Thanks, real name is Dimitri but that is fine. How is day?

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>>5736056
dats wat i thot
now dont tuch me agen, sicko
>>5736092
sry i just rly lik candys
can i hav it now
>>5736099
hi
u ned som mony?

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>>5735950
iChingado con tigo, Morrison! You know I'm a Lakers fan!

>>5736100
DEATH IS NOT CUTE

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>>5735963
A Tired Triangle who some how forgot what month it is...neato.

>>5735969
He-Hey! what the heck do you think you're doing? yo-you stay in my lap! Ar-Aren't my thighs good enough?

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>>5736134
ya i dont pay atenshin to lik
anythin
evr

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>>5736100
(I am saving that picture and masturbating to it furiously)

>tfw I made both LD and DMG cum

Should I feel accomplished

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NO

>>5736165
>Giving those two any satisfaction
you should feel ashamed forever

>>5736134
Just moving up a bit, I can lay on you thighs and into the rest of you. More Tenryuu per inch of head is a good thing~

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>>5736107
Sorry there, Dominick.
Day is fine, how is day for my russian friend?

>>5736120
>Morrison sighs and hands the triangle his prized caramel treat.

>>5736131
Now listen here, throwing a tantrum and acting like you're a living breathing Edgar Allan Poe poem is one thing, pretending that Indiana doesn't have the best athletes in this country is downright maniacal.

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Looks like my dance partner is gone buuuuut
>>5736107
Hello....friend
>>5736161
KILLER QUEEN!?

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>>5736209
aw hek yea candie
...w8 i dont hav a mouth
wtf am i suposd 2 do w/ dis
>shovs in eye
mayb not best idea

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>>5736209
Дeбил...day is fine nothing to complain
>>5736216
What do you want?

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>>5736209
Maniac THIS!

>performs an edgy slam dunk while yelling "iViva la Razaaaaaaa!"
>gives 76 the middle finger upon nailing it

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>>5736259
What? a man can't say hi to his Commie best bud?

>>5736276
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'

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>>5736245
....I think I'm done here.

>>5736259
What, uh...what those ruskies gotcha up to nowadays?

>>5736276
...You have a problem, Gabe.
But goddammit if you don't have talent, go again, do another, let's see it.

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>>5736276
Keep being edgy you will slice me in half
>>5736279
That's fine. Just see you as acquaintance.

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>>5736165
Who hasn't made me cum?

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>>5736304
Well I'm taking this friendship to the next level! Soon we'll be two bodies in a bag close!

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>>5736298
Well currently fighting ISIS in the middle east and hoping WWIII doesn't explode

>>5736298
Ryuko is that you

>>5736322
Soviet?

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>>5736322
>Raises hand

>>5736322
Rude, I wanted to feel special

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>>5736322
mi
but dat can cheng bby

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>>5736334
Yeah, can't have that I guess. Well I guess that's good honest soldiering you're up to.

>>5736335
(Guilty :^)

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>>5736322
Me, but I have beaten ya up

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>>5736322
I.

>>5736322
me

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>>5736332
Alright. Good to see you are friendly
>>5736367
2016 has been hectic. Hope US picks the right president or all world goes to hell
>>5736338
Don't drag me into it

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>>5736338
>>5736387
>Drags you into it

>>5736352
No one is special. You're just another brick in the wall.

>>5736355
>Cums money

>>5736374
>implying I didn't cum to being beat up
okay red friend.

>>5736381
Thanks fuck.

>>5736382
Wanna try?~

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>>5736387
So how's things with ya girl?

>>5736413
If I'm not special I guess it is time to return to the void

ie kill myself

>>5736413
Not like Bolin is any worse then your previous fuck buddies. He puts more effort into RP then LD ever did too

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>>5736413
wat de fuk
u com mony?
laydee do it agen i want mor

>>5736413
Missed one
>>5736342

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>>5736413
>tries to stop being dragged be clawing ground
PLEASE NO!
>>5736414
Didn't work out but we are still good comrades. Was for the better

>>5736434
You don't keep up, do you?

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>>5736387
I don't care much for politics there, but that's a fair point.