/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
No Shitposting A-Loud Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/2pn4SWiH
———————————
News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Lincoln Loud Instagram QnA:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BK58yl-hV2Y/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLByTgTBpv2/
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House (Saturday:10/15 - 11:00am)
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
One of the Boys (Monday:10/17)
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!JJRmjJoQ!__UrGizjEGHJD-ENx8YKUmmrewVf2XpAWPrN3YoTwGc
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Luanposting counts as shitposting
She's a treasure
A happy Führer is a cute Führer!
A goddess.
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
B O M B
O
M
B
>>5733163
>You will never stick your penis inside Luan
Why even live?
>>5733116
Every sisterposting is shitposting.
>>5733189
It'd be better on the other thread tbqh
>>5733189
Fuck off, Leni
Is this the good thread?
Lucy is the best! She really is!
>>5733279
Maybe. Give it a second just to be sure.
>>5733241
OH NO YOU DIDN'T... NOW I'M GONNA BOMB FOR REAL FAGGOTS
POO POO GET
>>5733305
Could you at least do it on the other thread?
>that Luaa episode
Just kiddin
>tfw you miss the debate
I haven't been here for a while. When was the last time lenifags bombed a thread?
>>5733380
Thank you Leni
I knew i could trust you
Anybody taking draw requests?
Specifically Luan scaring trick or treaters, maybe in her Lucy outfit
>>5733405
Shut up waifucancer
>>5733405
Last night, during the debate
>>5733405
It's been a minute. Somefag made another thread too early, so it seems like everyone's over there shitting it up to teach op a lesson.
>>5733420
How about Luan scaring trick or treaters in her Lucy outfit?
Your favorite Loud sends you a snap like this. How do you respond?
>>5733291
lucy a cute
>>5733626
I would send him a picture of my spic penis.
/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Sisterly Love Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/2pn4SWiH
———————————
News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Lincoln Loud Instagram QnA:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BK58yl-hV2Y/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLByTgTBpv2/
———————————
Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House (Saturday:10/15 - 11:00am)
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
One of the Boys (Monday:10/17)
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!JJRmjJoQ!__UrGizjEGHJD-ENx8YKUmmrewVf2XpAWPrN3YoTwGc
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
>>5733698
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>Leni.png
>>5733629
Did you just draw this?
>>5733405
sup nigga
>april fools
>Luan goes to play pranks on Lori
>Put's superglue on her vibrator
>leaves house for a few hours
>Comes back to find Lori sitting on couch
>Furious
>Luan asks what's wrong, getting ready for the punchline
>Lincoln in hospital
>Vibrator stuck up his ass
Possible story potential?
>>5733520
Stop pretending there was any rhyme, reason, or nobility to it. Take responsibility and recognize your retardation, all your shitposting does is further encourage it down the line, making it worse for everyone else.
I mean, shit, now that there's a precedent people are going to do whatever you say triggered it, on purpose.
>>5733562
Implying the haven't already
>Shitpost spammer in the other thread got banned
>>5733846
Ayy, at least he's got a reason to act like there's a stick stuck up there now! It sounds interesting, Zomby, and you always manage to put some kind of unforeseen spin on it, go for it!
Fuck I need to go to the bathroom but there are people in the other room
What do I do
>>5733841
Draven is that actually you?????
>>5733846
It is a funny idea
>>5733929
hey toots, How ya doin
>>5733909
and people say trash doesnt have mods
>>5733928
Shit your pants.
>>5733929
Who?
I want to snuggle with Luna and kick Luan off the bed like a dog when she tries to crawl in.
>>5733854
I'm flattered that you think it's me, but it not. Things like this just happen from time to time and we just need to roll with the punches. Besides it looks like the guy got banned, the other thread got rolled back about 100+ replies.
>>5734005
Meh, it doesn't matter, just blowing off steam. It'll roll over, eventually.
>>5733995
I want to snuggle with Luan and Luna when they've finished making love for the night.
>>5733928
If piss, then it's go figure to get any container and the dispose of it later.
If you gotta go two, hahahahahahahaahahahahaha
I wanna tell Lisa she's pretty and impregnate her
>>5734066
what is this effect called again?
it's the best
You're in the club and this guy slaps your waifu's ass
What do?
>>5734080
Oh, geez Louise, is this one of those disabled tumblr OCs I've heard about?
>>5734080
Break my foot off in his ass
>>5734080
Bring him home and let her sit on his face while she sucks me off.
>>5734079
Not OP but I think its a content aware filter?
>>5733995
>Snuggling with a whore
Cuck
>"Hey Anon. . . will you take me out for chicken nuggets?"
Did I miss criticism hours this weekend?
>>5734166
Yes, princess.
>>5733950
Remember that fic you made a couple of months ago of Lincoln in an accident?
>>5734175
Yes, but post your work anyway.
>>5734184
i wasn't a write fag
>>5734166
Fuck you, Lucy. I already made pasta for dinner.
You're going to sit down, eat it, and enjoy it.
which Loud has the biggest tits?
>>5733987
>>5734212
Luan
>>5734205
Yeah, the one i failed because im a faggot?
what's up
Amazing how a little comment like this can cause so many things to happen
>>5734212
Lisa
>>5734212
Is that Occultic;Nine
>>5734220
QueenBean™ approved
>>5733950
Draw something you fucking hack!!!
>>5734260
>>5734220
This is almost perfect.
I wish the OR did a version where Lori was calmly looking at the viewer while being licked. Like she lets Leni do it all the time.
>>5734176
Who are you, Drew Pickles?
>>5734237
Could you consider finishing it? You know, in honor of the festivities coming.
>>5734273
I love it, man. You draw a comfy looking lamia.
>>5734304
*original artist
>>5734274
I did the last time i was here, which was like 2 days ago, Ill pick up some requests later tonight or something
>>5734336
thanks mate
>>5734248
What
>>5734311
Yeah, sure ill think about it, it'd probably be a completely different piece then the one before, I don't like the way the one looks personally
Tonight, luv. You.
>>5734427
Thank you man ;_;
>>5734080
Also apparently the creator ships his OC (Who is apparently called Jesse) with Luan
I'd post more but I don't think anyone really cares
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13648
>>5734510
Is there anything of him with Luan?
meh
>>5734531
He drew some stuff and wrote a story
>>5734546
Cute
>>5734510
The only thing that can salvage it is if he's actually just a kid in a wheelchair and his waifu is Luan.
13+ is in the cringe area
>>5734546
cute.
>>5734531
>>5734553
>>5734566
I mean
>>5734577
Pls give source.
>>5734577
Is that porn of his self insert and Luan?
He's one of us now.
artists/writers you want to cuck?
>>5734569
Poor Korea
>>5734569
Who do you think Lana ship Dipper with?
>>5734546
MORE
>>5734546
That's not meh. That's breddy gud
>>5734590
heir-of-life-emerald.tumblr.com
Scroll down a bit or just search "Luan Loud"
Pic unrelated, just a Leni by another artist
Let's face it, /tlhg/, it's over.
>>5734613
There's only one answer to this question
ded thread
ded general
ded show
>>5734629
Herself.
how can the other girls even compete?
>>5734689
That's because the shitposters unrighteously got banned last thread, so now the threads will be kill until three days from now
>>5734719
thats pretty cute, i like it
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLZD7V9hCU6/
>>5734719
She looks like a Yugioh card.
Tumblr
>>5734248
The guy who posted that and the writefag for the Lola rapefic were he just a few days ago weren't they?
>>5734629
>Sweaty
>Smelly
>Not afraid to get dirty, which is the state he's most of the time
>Likes building, repairing and mess with things
>Can and will do anything for a loved one
>Fought a bear naked
>A mecha
>Spirits
>Daemons
>Socially awkward
>Younger twin
Like the other guy said, herself.
>>5734801
Yeah, they stopped in for a particularly interesting call-in/confessions hour
>>5734801
>tfw you were both of them
:DDDDF
Is it true /tlhg/?
>>5734304
OR here. Yeah, I would have preferred it be closer to the deer version, but I still like it regardless.
>>5734820
Fic of Lola getting gangbanged by niggers in an alley when?
>>5734856
Two is automatically disproved because she spends April 1st pranking her siblings, and if she was born around that day, they'd all threaten not to get her anything because of her pranks.
>>5734856
She's Lunasexual.
>>5734856
>implying she is attracted to women
Which also means she was attracted to her sister, which incest.
Checkmate, atheists.
>>5734882
Fic of Lola getting niggers gangbanged in an alley when?
>>5734856
YOU JUST KNOW
>>5734856
Leni is an idiot so of course she would think Mr Coconuts would watch
>>5734722
People keep posting this but I don't remember the episode..
http://pastebin.com/N76gbGUg
Hey! Writing a short dumb fic and wanted to show my progress before headin off to work. If anyone has any criticism or advice, I'd really love to hear it! Feels like im constantly screwin this up somehoe or another, so i'd love to get some input.
Anyhow, hope you enjoy what i've written so far. Probably won't post again till its been finished or I give up, however long either of those takes idk.
>>5734945
Toads and Tiaras
>>5734646
>>5734080
Alright, this is actually kind of cute.
>>5734945
toads and Tiaras
>>5734974
Thanks.
>>5734984
But how is he going to service her?
>>5734984
That's Lewd.
>>5734984
wtf Luan x Jesse is my OTP now
>>5734628
Actually, the title is pretty accurate.
>>5734882
Ask Moondaffodil
>>5734856
Of course not. We already know that Mr. Coconuts is a 4th wall breaking puppet.
>>5734769
Was this already posted, or people don't care?
>>5734078
>>5734769
>That limited animation
>>5734769
Lincoln's previous VA has a few more episodes left, right?
I just can't stand that voice.
>>5735009
She could sit on his face. I think that's how couples with a disabled male like to do it. As for the impregnation, though, that can be done with a turkey baster.
>>5734984
Just look at this mofo
>Would you fuck Lincoln?
>>5735009
Maybe his dick is fully functional
Hello. I'm the CYOA guy from yesternight.
So, I said I was going to continue "in an hour or so" in a previous thread, but I have to leave for a while again.
I'll be back in 30 minutes.
In the meantime, if you want to participate or just read what's going on, the Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
It's also on the Booru fanfic section.
See ya later.
>>5734984
Jesse! We have to cook!
>>5735128
Is that an attempt at a Lincoln cosplay or something?
What's the best way to trigger autistic content creators?
>>5735128
Those "freckles" look like some sort of skin infection or maggots.
>>5735128
Goddamnit why is a general about a children's cartoon turning me gay
>>5735037
Moondaffodil, when will you write about Lola getting gangbanged by niggers?
>>5735177
If you haven't seen the video, they put on a wig and use a brown crayola marker to do the freckles.
>>5734961
Ayy, that was a cute read! It'll be interesting to see how her infatuation advances, and how the other girls influence that progress.
As for criticisms, everything seems on point with spelling and flow, though you might want to break up a couple of the larger paragraphs at certain points to improve that flow. Also, you'll want to avoid slips like this
>She had spent weeks mulling over her plan for weeks
I'm guilty of this to, but you'll learn to catch it!
>>5735165
Word says that whenever AbuseGuy submits a post and doesn't receive (you)s from it, he has a meltdown.
>>5734961
>Jorden
It's spelled 'Jordan'
> Jorden and cookie looked at each other, and then there friends.
That should be 'their friends'
Other than that it seems great so far!
This show got real dark real soon
>>5735215
too*
>>5735127
I guess you could say he's rolling in bitches.
>>5735165
Repurpose their shit in to something better?
>>5735128
yea id fuck that, whatever it is
Let's discuss the invasion and purification of loud house bedrooms.
>>5735096
>>5735239
Luan x Jesse is the best OTP
>>5735254
What is there to discuss? The winners are already lined up on the bottom row.
>>5735254
America can take over every one of these other countries by itself. Also, Germany and Leni fits too well.
>>5735128
>red eyes
D-Dave?
>>5735128
kill yourself faggot
>>5735239
Fic when?
>>5735285
I can't wait for the porn.
>>5735139
Oh boy!
>>5735288
Leni is Belgium, not Germany.
>>5735254
Why doesn't Leni get a country?
Still waitin' for the porn.
>>5735339
Lana is the better twin so do her first
>>5735254
>Lily
>not India
>>5735302
http://luciferising16.tumblr.com/post/151438646532/oc-story-a-jokers-love
>>5735288
just as long as America doesnt invade Russia in the winter
>>5735362
P O O
O
O
L O O
O
O
Also India was still part of the Empire at that point.
What do Leni's farts smell like?
>>5735355
who the fuck is jessie and why is this wheelchair fag popping up all of a sudden
>>5735393
Passion fruit
>>5735394
Some tumblr fag posted his OC here and now they're just talking about him.
Or maybe the kid himself is here and wants attention who knows
>>5734976
>implying the bratty blonde loli princess wannabe wouldn't ship Padippica with her self-inserting as Pacifica.
Luan is probably more likely to be a Billdip shipper, since Bill loves to be joke-y.
>>5735394
>all of a sudden
For whatever reason, he's been fairly popular on tumblr, as popular as an OC CAN BE, i guess. I think I recall even Jumpjump reblogging some of the stuff.
>>5735393
Due to not wiping well her ass, his farts come with residues of excrement.
>>5735393
No one knows. Unlike Lori, she's a master at hiding her bodily functions.
>>5735393
Leni
>>5735240
>into something better
>post that ugly shit
ok guy
>>5735456
>for whatever reason
Give your OC some classic non-controversial disability like missing arm, blindness, being paraplegic and tumblr will eat that shit up.
Yummy
>>5735478
>It's a 'Drawfriend gets triggered and responds to obvious bait' episode
>>5733334
>someone almost got a get w/my art
>>5735531
Make some r63 gay smut, please.
>>5735139
Can't wait
>>5735520
That's basically any time Drawfriend comes around to post anymore.
Remember when he thought someone was going to release his blog?
Fuck/Marry/Pair together and watch fuck
>>5735223
Then he desperately tries for attention by replying to other people saying shit like "This is what I've been working on" and asks for "criticisms" when all he really wants is for the thread to talk about his shit
>>5735254
>it's just an excuse on 'which country gets to brutally invade Poland's sweet & tight Warsaw'
>>5733291
Lucy smiling compilation?
>>5735562
The guy's so fucking insecure. I get not wanting to have something private come out and bite you in the ass, but he falls for our lies every single time.
If we just made shit up the next time he comes around, like that one guy who said he knew him posted pic of what he looks like, he'd probably shit his pants
>>5735572
>Fuck
I would do it fast with Luna
>Marry
Luan
>Pair together and watch fuck
Lynn and Lucy
>>5735618
Okay, you've got MSPaint, thanks for proving my point
Has anyone done a parody of The Creation of Adam? I feel like that could work.
>>5735596
Whatever flows your boat, mate.
>>5735254
>that episode where Britain and France scissored all night and kept the rest of the world up trying to one-up each other with moans
>>5735644
>durr hurr, people can't criticize a CC for his obnoxious habits in the thread
>stop it!
>>5735663
>the episode where France fucked America and Britain overheard it and was traumatized
>>5735618
>>5735650
>>5735676
>>5735729
>that episode where the IIIrd Reich NTR'd France and made it their bitch for the rest of the War while Uk could do nothing but watch
>>5735744
Dub confirm, burn draw"""""friend""""" at the stake
Witnes his final NUT
ColorAnon here back at it again. I'll take the first 5 requests. If I've done it already, I'll take the next request in its place.
>>5735639
This is the only acceptable taste
>>5735771
>>5734722
Lola's butt is that lumpy now, she's really going to have trouble when she hits puberty.
>>5735771
>>5735771
>>5735771
Oh Lori, I'm so sorry that asshole Bobby dumped you for Carol
You don't have to cry though
The Lori Loud I know is sweet, caring, and strong
She's not perfect, but she doesn't have to be; I love her all the same
I'll always be here for you Lori, because I want you to be happy
I promise I'll never abandon you
>>5735771
>>5735771
>>5735771
>>5734546
But which twin is his favorite?
Hey, Wrightguy. I just finished the next update to WHEO if you're still here. Just didn't want to post it if you weren't ready.
>>5735771
>>5735812
Not sure if serious or not...
>>5735829
FIND A BETTER WAY TO COMMUNICATE
>>5735838
I'm always serious about Andrew Jackson.
>>5735556
What will lane&luke's ship name be I wonder.
>>5735862
Lake
>>5735779
who do you think did your story more justice with their pic, Karmakaze, or vinnietwoshoes?
>>5735817
The following week, Lori insists on spending every waking moment with Lincoln.
Things get really awkward when she wants to to give him a bath like when they were younger.
>>5735862
geez anon, you makin me want to do some gay art
>>5735862
Lukane
>>5735447
Ok, that makes sense to me
>>5735874
Fuck off, they're both great.
>>5735844
If only there was a popular medium used for exactly that purpose...
>>5735874
Don't bait me into insulting anybody like this. I think they're both great.
>>5735771
I didn't even recall someone already going by coloranon, I guess I gotta figure out a name for myself
>>5735898
>The bell that signaled the end of lunch rang while Lincoln sat in a different office, one where he waited to see the school counselor following to his talk with the principal. Thankfully, Lincoln and Ronnie were both let off the hook considering it was their first day, but Lincoln was still advised, or rather explicitly told to go talk to someone about how he was feeling. He had talked to counselors before, both private and at school, but they never really seemed to click with him, mostly because they were all curious about his feelings on... the incident
>The bustle of student in the hallway could be subtly hear from outside the door. An older looking women with dark gray hair poked her head from around the corner and sweetly called out with a smile "Mr. Loud?"
>He stood up, raising his hand to her
>"Hi, you can follow me to my office."
>He did just as he was asked, making his way into a somewhat cramped space with warm lighting and only one chair across from her desk
>Lincoln looked around the room, somewhat off put by the calming vibe it gave off. He sat down in the relatively comfortable chair oppose her "Huh."
>"What?"
>"Nothing, your rooms just kind of... relaxing."
>She smiled at him again, as if she took it as a personal compliment "Some students just need a place to" she gave subtle hand movements to coincide with her speaking "get away from the atmosphere of school. This room is modeled similarly to a professional counselors."
>"I see." he said, far less interested now. That's another he hated about counselors, THEIR insistence to talk, not listen. He wasn't particularly in the mood to be open minded about this one changing his perceptive on that
>"I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself. You can call me Margret."
>A first name? Again, Lincoln was taken aback with her unorthodoxy
>"So... Mr. Grouse asked me to talk to you about what happened with Ronnie, but would you care to start somewhere else. Maybe, tell me how things are at home?"
>10 girls
>ONE boy
>threads still get gay as fuck
>>5735844
>to be so butthurt of envy that they will never not be pathetic and never contribute to anything they mask it as "annoyance" or "criticism"
I'm starting to enjoy watching them squirm with their "worst CC" posts.
>>5735919
I wasnt trying to bait, just wanted to hear your honest opinion
>>5735938
seems like anons are more into the one boy getting plowed, instead of hot lesbian ships
>>5735970
to be so butthurt of envy that they will never not be pathetic and never contribute to anything they mask it as "annoyance" or "criticism"
wut
>>5735938
>Gara didn't draw a single picture of Lincoln getting ready to get his boypussy pounded by Bobby
I just want to see Lincoln getting his pale ass get pounded while he's wears a Lori wig, is that too much to ask?
>>5735985
Anon, that WAS my honest opinion. It's like choosing between Lola or Lana; they're both great in their own way, so why split hairs on who might be minutely better than the other one?
>>5735862
Oh good, another doodleanon.
>>5736026
Bros don't hump bros.
>>5736049
You're a good dude, Joseph. I really look forward to more of your content.
>>5736026
>I just want to see Lincoln getting his pale ass get pounded
Aw yea-
>while he's wears a Lori wig
I want the crossdressing meme to end.
>>5736069
y-you too
>>5735211
Eventually.
Lola would be the one to need more than just Clyde.
>>5735922
I can't read this
>>5736076
The crossdressing makes it not-gay enough for straight anons to enjoy.
I won't draw everyone gay, a male luan just seems like a twink to me.
The story continues.
For those who don't know what this is, or need to catch up to the yesternight events, refer to >>5735139
______________________________
It's better to not be too far. Mom and Dad could come anytime soon. However, you still need to get something more. You know the police won't help. They didn't do anything about Lily. The doctors couldn't figure anything out. It was a case gone cold, with a lot of inconclusive information everywhere. That wouldn't happen again.
You go back to your room. It's better to think in your own space.
You consider you went as far as you could by yourself without going too far away from home. You had a new lead.
>“October --- 20XX: --------Lana-- – No. They can't know”.
>“------- 19 20XX ----------- OK, so there're the readings. She's here. She's with-----------”
>“Oct – -- ------ Samples have been secured. There was a very weird reaction, like – ---- Lynn saw me, but she has her mind------- She prob--- I hope not. I do--- they can't know. They could ruin it”.
>“Oct-- 23 20XX: I d—believe I could do that. People really need money sometimes, don't-- - I could retriev-- I ho-- Bring –- - Miss you”.
>“I need to go back. I did something very bad. I'm sorry, Lily”.
Most of the text was blurred due to the contact with mud and moistness. There were some other stains, between brown and red.
There are few options. You could examine them further by yourself with whatever you had at hand, or ask for help from a friend.
You could also disobey your mother and go outside, maybe search farther away. But you don't know when your parents will come back.
>Check by yourself
>Call a friend
>Leave the house
>>5736064
>Not relieving your bro's stress by massaging his prostate
What are you, some sort of faggot?
>>5736118
Alrighty then. Who are you?
>>5736058
The style looks almost exactly the same, right? I almost thought it was just doodleanon trying to trick everyone by doing traditional art instead
>>5736058
nah man, until this one starts bitch about being raped or a trans whatever, then this one is ok. For now
>>5736153
>style looking the same
I don't see it.
>>5736090
>"what is /TLHG/ and why do they call mom a "mexiloli"?
Small Update to Lola's Complex starting on line 205
http://pastebin.com/5tVf5CtC
Hope you like it
>>5736088
Would you be satisfied with just one Clyde?
>>5736121
WOOH
>Leave the house
>>5736179
Jesus K. Christ how disgusting
>>5735925
>There were a few different ways to answer that question, and not many of them involved a civil response. 'They always assume it's something at home, everyone just makes assumptions,' he thought bitterly, glancing back toward the door
>Perhaps seeing the flick of his eyes or sensing his aggravation, the prim woman assuaged him, "you don't have to answer right away, just think about how best to describe it."
>Closing his eyes, he envisioned the broken fridge and air conditioner, the leaking pipes and cold showers.
>The entire other missing half of his family.
>"If you can even call it a home," he muttered at length, "more like a jail. We're trapped there, and even when I'm not there I'm still trapped. Trapped in here, trapped with Ronnie, trapped with..."
>"With...?"
>Lincoln's eyes flew open, and he threw his arms up as he shouted, "w-with me! I'm just stuck...I don't know how else to describe it."
>Margaret's eyes softened, and she waited for him to ease down a bit before offering, "we all get stuck sometimes, Lincoln. You, me, everyone." When he didn't respond after a short while, she continued, "have you thought of something to help you get away?"
>'More than you know, lady.' He'd had thoughts, alright, and they weren't thoughts he was about to share with her or anyone else.
>"It's not like I can go out that much, not in our neighborhood and with no money," the boy conceded.
>"Surely you have friends to have over, though? Or you could visit them?"
>He nearly rebuked her out of habit, but stopped short as he remembered Clyde. His first real friend in a few years, his friend who he'd ditched just a short while ago to run and cry again.
>"...not anymore, probably. Besides, I've got to help my sister take care of or place, and I've got too much stuff to worry about."
>The counselor scribbled some notes in her worn notepad before asking, "how is Lori, by the way? I remember how many times she passed through here as well..."
anyone got a link to the fic where the Louds become gangsters? I don't remember its name
>>5736220
http://pastebin.com/9kxDcmci
>>5736226
well shit, that was fast
thanks man
>JCM-2 has never drawn porn
>>5736185
Lola's being cute as fuck, I love it
>>5736253
Good
>>5736218
our*
>>5736186
Why would I even take Clyde?
>>5736121
Check by yourself.
>>5736121
>call a friend
>>5736121
Call a friend
Posting art
>>5736278
Because you're a slut for nigger cock?
>>5736336
Great how lincoln just attract douchebags
>>5736336
I thought Chandler was a dom.
>it's another abuseguy and wrightfag shit up the thread with their fic spam episode
JUST
>>5736121
call a friend
>>5736336
>No actual assfucking pictured
>>5736336
Shits nice man. Real Nice!
Chandler dragging Lincoln and Linclone around and the two bros jojo poising.
>>5736336
i decline
>>5736121
Oh boy!
>Check by yourself. Roll stealth, then perception.
>>5736253
>JCM never drew Tabby
Damn shame. Aside from this one little doodle however. As for porn, I wouldn't mind seeing it, but ultimately that's JCM's preference and i'll still like their work either way.
>>5736185
That Lola cute as fuck.
Waiting to see what she makes them do.
>>5736362
Invitation meme
>>5736359
He has a magnet on him somewhere.
>>5736380
I refuse
>>5736303
...That could actually work in some way.
Thanks for the Clola fic idea.
>>5736345
A...Am I? I don't think I am.
>>5736368
Surprisingly relevant to this >>5736336
Did some stuff get deleted from the fanfic booru lately?
>>5736226
>open link on phone
>scroll bar is a fucking pixel-wide
Is it really worth the read? I heard a lot of good about GangLouds, but shit. I don't want to end up dehydrated by the time I finish reading this fucking wall.
>>5736385
>JCM can shit out these sketches like nothing
>>5736385
>Chandler was really a tomboy in disguise who was overcompensating
I need this to be a fic badly.
>>5736336
Jojo's is overrated.
>>5736371
>>5736324
>>5736302
Two minds think better than one.
You look at your contacts in your phone. Pretty much everyone you still have there are either your close family or emergency numbers. Being so isolated as you have been lately, there were few people you could call a “friend”.
Right now you only have two options: Clyde or Ronnie Anne. You haven't talked much with them lately, ever since your youngest sister's death. But this time, you need someone.
Who will you call?
>CLYDE
>RONNIE ANNE
>>5736396
http://pastebin.com/uyxCCNPe
>>5736455
>implying Jojo came up with posing
>>5736474
Call up my nigga Clyde, senpai!
>>5736474
Clyde
Out of the two of them i can see him helping more in this case
>>5736444
actually i would like to know that too, im not good with sitting down and reading long periods of work, especially if its not finished
>>5736474
>Call Ronnie Anne.
>>5736474
Clyde
>>5736474
Is it possible to call them both
>>5736474
>Clyde
>>5736474
Screw Clyde, go for mexiloli.
>>5736521
Not at the same time at least
>>5736474
The nigger
>>5736437
Hopefully it was everything by the two people circlejerking in this thread
>>5736455
That's your opinion and I respect that.
>Need for Heaven Intensifies
>>5736553
Almost 19k words tho
>>5736545
ok call one first then the other, three minds are better than two
>>5736599
I'll never understand people bitching about longer fics, you can get up from it anytime and come back
>>5736625
like nigga just close your eyes
>>5736567
>>5736537
>>5736516
>>5736510
>>5736492
He seems to be busy. He isn't picking up. Although clearly, you wouldn't blame him if he didn't pick up at all. After Lily's tragedy, you became a shut-in for a couple of weeks, and even when you started going back to school, you kinda avoided everyone, including Clyde. You knew he was your best friend from childhood, and never stopped being so until Lily's death. But after that, you felt worried about everything, like you shouldn't involve anyone else in your family's or your own life. You pushed him off your life. He didn't make any attempts to get back to you after two months. Maybe he figured out you didn't want to be his friend anymore. Maybe it was your fault.
Wait, he picked up.
>”Linc? Is it you?”
“Crap” You think to yourself. “Yes, it's me. Did I interrupt anything?” You answer back, trying to get your talkative mood up.
>”Don't worry man, I wasn't doing anything important. What's up? It's been a while!”
>Players can decide what to say next. I'll pick the better one.
>>5736644
kek'd, but seriously you're already taking the time to read FANfiction, what difference does it make how long it is?
>>5736592
The sixth part is the worst.
>>5736646
Are you saving these drawings? They're decent work. I'd hate to have them just disappear into desuarchive.
>>5736646
Try to speak in his native language. "Aooga booga ooga bix nood booga ooga gimme dem welfare ooga booga booga ooga dooga"
>>5736646
>"Can you come over real quick? Lisa's missing, I need your help reading her notes."
>>5736586
>Assuming there are that many people in this Ded thread
>It's not just some elaborate ruse where one guy samefags an entire thread
>again
>>5736646
”Don't worry man, I wasn't doing anything important. What's up? It's been a while!”
>>5736421
>Implying you don't love those long, thick dicks stretching our your tiny asshole
>>5736692
Was referring to two "writers" in here
>>5736646
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
>>5736218
>"Fine." He thought more about his obligatory sounding answer. He wasn't talking to his aunts or a social worker. Might as well let it all out "Actually, no she's not. I-I mean she's doing well for herself, and working hard. But I don't think she's happy. You can see it in her eyes, you know." Again, Lincoln sighed
>"You really care about her don't you?"
>That's not the first time he heard that one, like it's supposed to come off as a surprise that he actually loves his only surviving family member "Of course I do! It... hurts sometimes, to see her come home so late from work. She's exhausted. And it doesn't help that it feels like there's something I can do about it, like maybe get a job, but she tells me to focus on school. But I wanna work too! I... I'm sorry, this is all out of context isn't it."
>"I did some looking into you, Lincoln. I know exactly what you're talking about."
>"How much do you know?"
>"Everything up until now."
>He asked in a quiet voice "...So you know about-"
>"Yes."
>Once more he sighed
>"Do you sigh a lot?"
>"I guess."
>"Do you know what that's a symptom of?"
>"Depression?" He'd heard that before from another councilor
>"Grief."
>Lincoln's entire body cringed at the idea of entertainmenting yet another conversation about this topic "I don't want to talk about this right now."
>"Lincoln, I'll not trying to-"
>"I really just don't want to talk about it. I'm not like this because of them. End of story."
>>5736723
There are more than that but only those are active right now.
>>5736646
Clyde I am sorry for shutting you out for all this time, also I am sorry if this sounds needy but I need your help badly, Lisa is missing and I need help to find her, I found these Letters and i need help deciphering them, they might be important.
>>5735447
Well, Pacifica was a literal Princess, so yeah, there would be some conflicts.
>>5735824
Dipper.
No homo.
>>5736646
Come over and read this crazy shit dog!
>>5736760
This. Do this
A Dire Dilemma: Post-Prank Edition
http://pastebin.com/b9JhA9r0
>Lincoln stumbled a bit as her words hit him.
>"W-Wait, no, we don't need to go there!" Lincoln sputtered out, panic gripping him. Lynn paused, peering back at him
>"Why, don't want me to have a chat with your new girlfriend?"
>The coldness in Lynn's voice chilled Lincoln to his core. Lynn turned around and once more began walking, not seeming to care whether Lincoln was following anymore.
>It was beyond obvious she was still hurt.
>"You know it's not like that." Lincoln whispered.
>It took Lincoln a moment, but slowly he pressed onward, a few paces behind her.
>For the first time, Lincoln got to take a good look at Lynn since the incident, even if he couldn't make out all the details in the moonlight.
>Her hair was lightly frizzled even in her pony tail, and her clothes were somewhat wrinkled.
>Lincoln also noticed something peculiar as she was walking, something that he had never seen Lynn do.
>She was shaking.
>Several reasons popped up in his head. Was she cold? Was she still sapped from earlier? She couldn't possibly be scared...
>Could she?
>The mere idea of Lynn Loud, possibly the strongest person he knew, scared of something coming enough to leave her shaking didn't play well with Lincoln.
>Increasing his pace, Lincoln quickly caught up with his sister, getting right by her side. A surge of confidence overtaking him.
>He could've sworn he saw her lip trembling.
>"Hey, Lynn, are you sure you're okay?"
>Lynn kept her eyes forward as they walked, her expression visibly hardening.
>"Yep."
>"I mean, don't get me wrong Lynn, but you just s-"
>Lynn hard stop and whirled towards Lincoln.
>"I'm fine, okay? I just-" She paused for a second, a crack in her mask showing through for a brief moment. "I'm fine."
Haha remember that three updates thing? I've been battling a second update for hours now, and it's all come out worse than normal. Gonna work on it this week, promise.
Sorry.
I'm a hack.
>>5736792
Why is Mr. Meseeks wearing a Finn suit?
>>5736672
It's fine, though it pulls too many ass pulls for my taste. That's also no even accounting for the fact that SBR follows it up and blows it out of the water.
>>5736831
We trusted you. America trusted you. And you let us all down.
>>5736831
Oh shit, new update
don't worry about the updates, just don't let them be shit
>>5736841
its to add emotion to Lincolns call
>>5736831
>>5736831
>A Dire Dilemma update
>>5736831
>I'm a hack.
Well, as long as you admit it. At least that means there's no where to go but up from here. I hope.
>>5736831
Sigh
>>5736878
>Don't let Dire Dilemma be shit
You might as well ask water not to be wet
>lucy lifts up her hair
>she has masculine eyes
>lincoln asks why they look so boyish
>lucy reveals she's trans
how would you react
>>5736867
I know, I hyped up for literally nothing. But unfortunately, no matter what I wrote down, the updates came out much worse than normal or a cringey mess.
The first draft is the only one to make me physically cringe.
It was bad. Very bad. I'm sorry America. I'm so sorry.
>>5736922
into the chambers you go
>>5736831
>DD update
>instead of throwing out any old shit, wants to work out it so it can be better
you is good people Moon
>>5736922
>>5736747
>An oppressive silence filled the room, broken only by the occasional passage of students outside the office. Lincoln looked everywhere except at the desk, and Margaret looked at nothing other than him.
>'She doesn't know, no one knows.' His face twitched as he remembered how he ended up here in the first place. 'No one cares.'
>No one said it, but they didn't need to—maybe it was because they didn't need to that he knew. Probing eyes and hushed whispers lingered in his mind
>Everyone who knew Lori and he, who could have helped them, helped each other. But not them. No one has been willing to stand up and see to their needs
>Not their aunts, or their parents' friends, or this counselor.
>'And can I really blame them?' That was where this downward spiral always crashed, at the realization that he didn't deserve their help. 'Maybe if I'd asked them to stay, i-if I hadn't fight with them-'
>A strangled sob choked him, pulling him out of his self-pity and leaving him sputtering for air
>His companion quickly readied a cup of water, an offering his pride was no longer strong enough tor reject
>>5736831
I'm so excited for the show down between lynn and ronnie, nice update Moon!
>>5736831
that is all?
>>5736904
If a mommy and a daddy are all you need to make babies why the fuck does the stork have so many?!
>>5736931
Nothing to feel sorry about.
In fact makes me glad you working on it to make it as good as possible. Shit happens but you'll get there
>>5736931
Hey. As long as you're trying to make it GOOD, then that's something worthy of respect. Just try to hurry up with those updates.
>>5736963
fought*
>>5736973
I'm gonna tell ya the same person I ran this past, this was gonna have two more updates. I'm sorry it's a bit of a nothing update, I truly am.
But when I say those updates were bad, they were bad. Lynn forgave Lincoln too quickly, was a bunch of random heartwarming shit. It wasn't good.
Give me time, anon, give me time.
All that being said, it's 4loko time baby.
>>5736922
>"i-i'm trans"
>lincoln grabs her by the bulge
>"i know"
>french kisses her and slaps her ass with his other hand
how would you react
>>5736679
I have them on my computer.
>>5736725
>>5736681
lol'd
______________________
>>5736760
The line goes silent for a while.
>"Oh..."
It's all he manages to mutter at first. But soon he talks again.
>"Look, Linc, I'm happy to help, and I'm glad you called me. It's been a while and all, but I'm still your friend...
>>5736691
>"But... I kind of have a problem. I had an accident at school, and I'm stuck at home with a broken leg. The cast is recent so I can't leave until a couple of days. If you need me to read something, you could send me pictures. Maybe I can do something in the computer".
>>5737077
where* wwwwwww
>>5737025
Time to rev up those chambers even more
>>5736831
>one of the best ongoing fics updates
>amazing collab going on
>a really awesome 'choose your own adventure' fic
tonight is an amazing night for fics
>>5737074
>take the notes into the kitchen. Take pictures, send to Clyde.
>"I can't make heads or tails of this. Do you have any idea? And Clyde...thank you."
>>5737102
>Rev up those chambers
>Would not rather get the fryers ready
>>5737133
Isn't this shit great? We've got great fics, great art, a great show, and a great general. Open the champagne!
>>5736999
Heh, lucky trips demand it I suppose, ya got it Joseph.
>>5737077
Bless you Wrightfam!
>>5737163
It's a meme joke anywhere else, but tonight, /tlhg/ is truly a magical place.
>>5737133
>amazing collab
You lost me there
>>5737102
What if Lola convinced Leni that Jews were trying to seize control of the fashion industry and make kippahs and scrunchies fashionable?
>>5736831
>ywn get this many replies on a fic
It hurts, guys, it really hurts
>>5737156
I don't think we're supposed to make a choice here i think he's just building his next post.
Right?
>>5737222
Trips confirm you are condemned to a (You)less hell, stop while you can
>>5736513
If I remember what Lauvernie said last time I saw him in the threads, that pastebin is only the first ark for Ganglouds. And it's finished.
So I think you can go ahead and start reading that first part tranquily, f.am
>>5737222
>half of them are shitposts
yeah at that point it's not just the fic that gets the replies
>>5737214
We could always use some new recruits.
>>5737222
Hey, you never know. You got trips, so maybe luck is on your side.
>>5737273
>the first ark
>>5737277
Half of them weren't shit post, only like 3
>>5736982
Because the stork is a serial kidnapper and should be brought to justice
>>5737186
And bless you!
>>5737222
Ayy, don't let that get to you, anon. For all its apparent popularity, I consider it a huge success if my updates get two or maybe even three replies. People don't always express their interest right away, or in a way you might expect, but that doesn't mean they aren't out there!
>>5737222
Make something good, be cuck and add some controversy, then watch them roll in.
>>5737279
Tell her she could be the next Hugo Boss!
How many cummies can I get for making this maymay image?
>>5737340
>make something good
You lost me there
>>5737328
Thats some major bullshit, your stuff doesn't get replies because it's a meme that people bring up from time to time
>>5737359
Those SS uniforms get me hard.
>>5737074
Where are you?
>>5737387
all the cummies
>>5737223
>>5737425
I was waiting for more replies, but really the most sensible choice was already made.
There's a lot of things written beforehand, but these interactions are mostly on-the-go.
If you think on something that can be useful, you can reply anyways.
_______________________________
>>5737074
>>5737156
Just as you go to the kitchen and prepare the notes to take pictures, you notice something in particular in the last one.
Was that blood? Did Lisa get hurt?
You almost forget what you were doing, but take the pictures anyways and send them to Clyde.
>"Here they are. OK, wait a second while I put them into my laptop. Maybe if I change the contrast in the photo-editor I can make it more readable".
You hear some shuffling around.
>"OK, I'll work on these pictures right now. So, anything you know about this whole ordeal, aside these pictures?"
>>5735922
Yeah it was what another anon called me a handful of threads ago. Decided to stick with it. Need to whip up a small insignia for it now it seems.
>>5735779
For you. Onto the next one.
>>5736963
>Marget could only offer a dejected look to the young teenage who struggled so hard to be a man. To be independent in an unpredictable world where you either adapt or crumble. But maybe it's not really like that. Maybe in Lincoln and Lori's case, it's a little bit of both. She began hesitantly "You've probably heard this a lot, but you're doing a fantastic job. Both you and your sister."
>He finished the sympathy cup of water offered to him "Thanks, but it's not about how good Lori and I are doing without them. It's about them being gone in the first place. I know it's childish to say, but I... j-just want them back."
>He couldn't look her in the eyes, and the fact that she couldn't keep her's off him only made him feel more uncomfortable. More humiliated that his emotions were getting the better of him yet again. He stopped to think about that for a second
>"Man, today's been a sucky day." He laughed slightly
>Margret respectfully indulged in Lincoln's relatively dark humor by giving a slight grin "Everyone has days like this. And you know, it's a milestone today; your first day of high school. It's not surprising to think about them."
>Milestones. Lincoln hated that phrase. The same one repeated over and over with his first grief counselor. Milestone this and moving forward that. Regardless, he acknowledged her opinion as being correct despite not being fond of the wording.
>"Lori's probably thinking about it too."
>The initially comforting statement only hurt Lincoln more. To think she was only halfway into her swift and thinking about mom and dad all day.
>"Yeah. Last I heard we're both having pretty crappy days."
>>5737222
Hey there anon, don't let that get to ya. A combination of me being a shitposting target and VERY long waits between updates contributes to that I think.
I'm not particularly great at fics. Just try to have fun!
>>5737392
Oh you, anon!
>>5737301
>Shitty thing only big enough to fit two of every animal.
God's greatest prank
>>5737463
It's fantastic. Nice work.
>>5737463
You miscolored Lynn's hand as grass.
>>5737528
I've just always seen it spelled as Jordan, it doesn't really matter
>>5737193
>>5737457
>you want to tell clyde everything but something inside you still keeps you pushing him away
>tell clyde about what the sister´s told you but nothing related to lily
>>5737521
Ah I see. That was a little tricky for me to decide wether it was grass or her hand. I'll be fixing that in a bit
Weird ship
worst content creators
>>5737693
Post rare ships
>>5737693
>Luan is discovering herself
>is fixated on her older, more developed sister
>she starts getting more touchy-feely with her
>her jokes get more raunchy
>>5737748
(you)
>>5737693
Why is Luan such a beanhead?
>>5737752
Lana x Andrew Jackson
>>5737752
>>5737783
I still don't understand the "beanhead" thing with Lynn, Luan or Leni. Their heads look identical to me.
>>5737457
>>5737623
There's something in your head telling you to not let every detail out. Maybe it's better. Unloading all your burdens over your friend wasn't a great way to repair a broken friendship.
You leave out everything that's related to Lily. If anything, you can play fool if something about it is revealed in the messages.
>"Hmm... I see... I'm sorry Linc. I wish I could do more to help you".
>"OK, I'm done with the pictures. I'll send them back to you in an instant. They're a lot more readable now, but there's not much more I can do".
Just as he finishes that sentence, you hear a car parking. Maybe mom or dad got back.
You hear somebody coming up the stairs. Last time you checked, everyone was still on their rooms. Including you, of course.
>What to do next?
>>5737752
Lucy x FDR
>>5737822
>rare
>>5737483
>The shrill screech of the phone on her desk interrupted them, and the somewhat annoyed woman rose up to receive the call
>Her reaction brought him back to what she'd just said
>'Everyone has days like this.'
>In its own weird way, seeing her out of her element for a moment helped to ease his own stress somewhat.
>"Yes, of course," she responded to whoever was on the other end, "I'll send him back just as soon as I can. Thank you for your concern, Agnes."
>Laying the archaic landline phone into its cradle, she took a seat across the desk from him, the professional once more. "That was Mrs. Johnson checking to see if you'd be attending your first English class."
>'Dangit,' Lincoln snapped internally. As bad as this was, it had been a welcome relief from...well, school. "I guess she wants me there soon, right?"
>Margaret nodded, those eyes still looking at him—through him, he felt with an odd shiver
>"You're excused for now, Lincoln," she allowed. He bolted up and toward the door, conspicuously wiping t his face along the way. "However..."
>He stopped in his tracks. 'Always a catch, right?' He was at least going to make sure she was the next one to speak
>Recognizing his intent, the world-weary woman let slip with a small smile as she informed him, "my door is always open, Lincoln, just in case you don't want Mr. Grinch escorting you next time."
>The first real humor he'd heard from her caught him off guard, and he bit his lip to contain a grin. "Thanks for that, Mis-..Margaret. Hopefully I won't need to."
>"We don't just have to talk about this either," she followed up as she rose to met him at the door. Opening it for him, she finished, "you can talk to me about anything, or about nothing, if that's what you want. That's what I'm here for."
>He looked up to see that smile again, somehow full of more understanding than before, and it put him more at ease than he had been when he arrived. Answering by way of a nod, he took his leave with nary another word
>>5737822
You can see Lincoln wondering if she dispenses sports drink instead of milk.
>>5737748
David Cage
>>5737838
try to spy on who it is coming up the stairs, possibly try to make an excuse as if you are going to get a drink or use the bathroom if asked
>>5737859
/ss/ with the counselor and Lincoln when?
Are we going to go to the smoldering remains of the shitposting thread or make a new one?
>>5737025
>"""""""""""""""""""her""""""""""""""""
>>5737959
"Smouldering remains" for next.
>>5737959
Most of the shitposting died a while back, and it got rolled back 100 something replies. It should be safe now.
>>5737748
Everyone who does collabs
>>5737748
Wrightfag
>No annoying Lenifags or Lunafags
>No shitposting
>No shitty conflicts
Good
>>5738084
But Lunafags are the best!
>>5738084
>no posts
>>5737838
>thank Clyde for help, tell him will hang out later.
>fold notes, tuck into pocket.
>roll sleight of hand, ensure notes are hidden.
>greet parents as they enter.
>>5738084
Content creators whose efforts you appreciate?
Is Lynncoln™ the official ship /tlhg/?
>>5738117
Joseph. He's an overall positive influence on this general, even without considering his writing.
>>5738100
Nope. You guys somehow managed to become annoying than Luanfags, Lolafags and Lynncolnfags
>>5737748
Poodiepie
>>5738143
>>5738156
>lolafags
Yeah alright we do over do it sometimes
>Lynncolnfags
Oh Luan! You're such a kidder!
>>5738200
Lynnfags = Lynncolnfags
>>5738171
>>5738156
Yeah, but at least Lunafags are creative about their annoyance. The others just spam nonstop. And lorifags are kind of depressing, if I'm being honest.
>>5738117
Wright, I will never understand what the dude did to earn any of this shit
>5738053
>5738054
>5738071
>>5738235
As a Lorifag I can confirm
>>5738084
>No Lenifags
>Encouraging Lenifags to appear
Yeah, just without you would be perfect, cancer.
>>5738213
wtf I hate Lynn now
>>5738117
Wright, Moon (when he's not shitposting), and Joseph are some of the most down to earth guys we have.
>>5738259
rude
Look guys, it's Lynn. Let's all talk about how great she is and how much we want someone to fuck her.
>Clyde fell back on the pillow, trying not to bleed out of his nose
>He had done it, he didn't know how or why, but Lori finally agreed to have sex with him
>It was nothing short of amazing
>"Clyde. . . I'm actually surprised, you were really good" Lori said as she lit a cigarette
>Clyde gave an awkward smirk. "What can I say? I knew you'd come around sooner or later"
>Lori took a drag off the cigarette and curled up next to Clyde, wrapping her arms and legs around his body
>He could feel her wet pussy against his leg
>"Oh yeah, one thing I forgot to mention babe" Lori said as she stroked his hair
>"What's that?" Clyde said confidently
>Lori giggled and put her mouth next to his ear, her sweet and sensual breath sending shivers down his spine
>"I've been HIV positive since last week" she whispered
>>5738290
I hope that's not makeup.
Lenispammers should be gassed tb h
>>5736646
>>5736679
>>5737457
>>5737838
>>5737893
You check from the door. It's mom. She looks very worried.
>"Hello, Linc? Are you still there?".
>>5738111
You answer back and give your thanks to him. He's been a good friend, but there's a lot to deal with.
>"Oh, OK. I guess this situation has your hands full. It's OK, I can understand. I hope I could be of help".
You hang up, just as you see Mom approaching your door.
Mom has a very sharp eye, because, even though you took good care of not being very visible, she saw you spying out. You tuck the notes in your pocket, and your phone as well. Probably she didn't notice anything.
You open the door to come greet her, but before you say anything, she hugs you, firmly. She was very, very tense, and you could tell by the way she held you. You hug her back, trying to comfort her. If you were nervous, you could barely imagine how much of a trainwreck she's feeling right now.
"Thank god you're OK" She says, not letting you go. "Are all your other sisters here as well?".
"Yes, they're in their rooms. We decided to stay up here for now. Is dad coming soon?"
"Yeah, he went to the police station first. He was enraged. I'm hoping he doesn't punch anyone this time..."
You remember Dad doing so three months ago. It wasn't pretty, and the judge was very understanding to the family's plight, so nothing really happened out of it, but both the cop and him looked like crap for a while.
Mom stops hugging you, and tells you she'll check on your sisters before deciding on what to do next.
You feel your phone buzz. It was a notification. The pictures are here. Time to read the notes.
___________________________
Should I wait for the next thread to continue?
Are we moving to this thread next >>5731334
or are we going to a new one?
>>5738290
I love you Lynn!
What if you promised Luna you'd pull out because it wasn't a safe day, but you lied?
>>5738269
Heh, That's kind of you anon. Made me smile, thanks.
>>5738269
I'm not sure I've heard of Joseph before. What's he done?
>>5738346
Haha, No.
>>5738341
Yeah, wait for the next thread.
>>5738354
I'd push as deep as I could before release so I can guarantee a pregnancy then walk out on her as she cries
>>5738354
I would apologize profusely, then tell you to write a better script.
>>5738354
Pray papa loud will try a shotgun wedding instead of killing me
>>5738354
Drive to the pharmacy and pick up some pills
>>5738432
What if Luna was running out of bizarre what-if scenarios to pose to anons on a Laotian barbecue photo repository?
Reminder to migrate to >>5731334 once this thread is over.
>>5738354
She would probably be really upset, but try and hide it from you while plotting some kind of revenge.
>>5737859
>For the remaineder of the day, Lori was on auto-pilot. Task after task, chore after chore, nothing was taking her out of her mood; content. Today wasn't the best day in the world, but the news of her upcoming promotion was more sweet than bitter
>The time was 3:00p.m. Any second now, Lincoln would be getting off the bus and calling her to talk about how things went at school. It was a little tradition of their's that, unless the most serious of situations were to interrupt her, Lori would at least make time for one minute to call her brother, not text him. It was actually (unofficially) Lincoln's idea at first. Much to the dismay of Lori, he'd call her every time he arrived home safely instead of texting her like she asked. But in the inconvenience, Lori found something out; the sound of Lincoln's voice got her through the day
>Right on time, her phone rang, and Lori darted her eyes to an employee a few yards away in another aisle who gave her a thumbs up to signify that he'd cover for her. Smiling at him and also giving a thumbs up, she ran to a corner in the store and answered "Hey, Linc."
>"Umm, good news or bad news?"
>'Come on, Lincoln! Can't we at least have one good conversation today!?' She groaned and pressed three fingers between her eyes "Ughhh-"
>"Good news?"
>"Yeah, good news."
>"I'm off the hook and made a friend."
>"Aww, that's kind of cool. What's he like?"
>"Comic nerd. I really like him. Hope it's cool if he comes over sometime."
>"Yeah, no problem. No problem." She sighed before asking rather unenthusiasticly "Bad news?"
>"Umm... Okay, so there's this note on the front of the building door and it says this." Lincoln cleared his throat prior to reading it verbatim "'Dear occupancy, we regret to inform you that due to insufficient payment of-'"
>"Cliffnotes, Linc. I'm on the clock."
>"We don't have electricity. That whole building. The landlord must've not paid it."
>>5738341
I hope that we eventually cause the downfall/death of the person who killed Lily and kidnapped Lisa, also if its a character already from the show then I have some suspects
Hey folks here's the story 'bout Lynnie the Moocher
She was a lowdown hoocie coocher
She was the roughest toughest frail
But Lynnie had a heart as big as a whale
Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)
Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)
Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)
She messed around with a gal named Ronnie
She loved her though she was scrawny
She took her down to Chinatown
and showed her how to kick the gong around
Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)
Whoah (Whoah)
Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)
A hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)
She had a dream about that Mr. Lincoln
He gave her things that she was thinkin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with platinum wheels
A hidehidehidehidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho)
Scoodiliboo-scoodiliboo-scoodili-bidili-bidiliboo
(Scoodiliboo-scoodiliboo-scoodli-bidili-bidiliboo)
A zootibitididdly bitididdly bitididdly bitidooey
(Bitididdly bitididdly bitididdly dooey)
He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them all a million times
Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)
Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)
Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)
Poor Lynn, poor Lynn, poor Lynn
>>5738591
you´re right. i´ve never trusted the frog either
>>5738571
If this is contrived let me know. I may have jumped the shark here.
>>5738545
Thanks for the new Luna ohayou. We've nearly got the entire range of human emotion represented in them.
>>5738643
I was thinking of possibly Flip or Mr Grouse
>>5737387
fk off inclaves
>>5738571
Should I pick up in a/the new thread?
Also, looking back I realize I probably cut away from something you might have wanted to address, I apologize if that's the case.
>>5738673
No, no, you're fine! Like I said, I didn't stop to think that I probably bit off the previous scene too soon, but if you're alright with where we're t then this is definitely alright!
>>5738705
those are great options.
but i aint trusting no frog
>>5738780
at*
>>5738780
Post pastebin? I feel like I just jumped in the middle of this.
>>5738833
Ayy, yeah, we're updating an existing work. Here you go, anon!
http://pastebin.com/DsPaJxLZ
who will get final image
>>5738780
Yes, we should move.
I think the scene transitioned in a timely manner and I didn't really have anything to add. Only reason why I'm reconsidering this idea is because I just got a better one that's a little less ridiculous. We already set up that they don't have hot water, so how about I change it for the bad news to be that they still don't have any and won't have any all week. I think it's a lot better plus it's already established. I think I'll change it to that well we pastebin it.
Thoughts? Also, if I make the change would you want me to do it now so you can get the wording just right in your next update, or do the logistics not matter for what you have in mind to respond with?
>>5736336
Cute shit bruh, got a blog?
>>5738938
If you'd like to change it now, go for it, man! It'll put me a bit more at ease to respond to the changed section, if that's alright with you. I can work with what we have now, I don't have any issues, but if you think we'll be more comfortable with the rework then I can wait!
>>5739010
Cool. See you in the next thread.
When image limit is reached, go here >>5731334
>>5739064
We already hit the image limit fgt