/sug/ Steven Universe General - Drawfriendo Edition
Last Thread: >>5726020
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>5731939
Jasper is fat
SPICY AS FUCK
>>5731952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
SEXY FUCKING RETARDED SALAD-FUCKER
Don't post thumbnails
>all people are deserving of love
except for _____
you fucks
>>5731970
PERIDOT
>>5731970
Masculine gems
>>5731956
>>5731952
Jasper is PERFECT
poel
Lappy makes me happy
>>5731970
Cheese Bread
>>5732003
>>5731992
Exactly
>>5731962
Oh yeah, the character we've seen on flashbacks, on separate fucking episodes and that has her own Special isn't comming back, you're fucking retarded mate.
>>5731970
Some fat bitch nobody truly cares about.
>>5731956
I got an early morning tomorrow, i drew you guys an amused Lapis,
good night /sug/.
>>5732020
Bismuth is gone forever all thanks to her voice actor being too expensive and busy with other projects
>>5732020
>I want it so it's going to happen.
>>5732062
Sweet dreams anon
>>5732035
I care
>>5732035
your mom?
>>5732062
Fantastic.
>>5732013
"Wow Lapis, looking sexy!"
"I don't know what that means."
"Oh! I-I mean t-that you clothes, uh, compliment you form underneath."
"You mean this?"
>she removes all clothes
>go full George Taki
"Ooooh myyyyyyyyyyyy..."
>>5732035
Zuke deserves to get kicked in her fat ugly vagoo
>>5732067
>Implying Sugar would create such an important character just to trhow it away because "lol it's a special, nothing changed"
>>5732111
Her body hair is so thick, gnarled and overflowing she wouldn't feel it
>>5731970
How did the artists fuck up Peridot that badly
>>5732106
If you wanted more Lapis porn, you could've just asked.
>>5732120
Fine, Bismuth is coming back, Sugilite is getting a song soon and Malachite becomes the next permafusion. Happy now?
>>5732090
Sadly I do too.
>>5732111
Trips demand it.
>>5732130
>all people are deserving of love
>except for _____
raven and paul
>>5732145
>not "professional beach chunk"
so many lost opportunities
>>5732061
>>5732150
Teeeeheeeeeeee
>>5731992
>tfw no monster gf
>>5732143
I'm baffled that someone actually believes she isn't comming back, I'll bet you also think Jasper's never gonna get redeemed. Simply fucking retarded.
lapiven
>>5732157
>>5731959
I want to slide Jasper into a brick oven like a pizza!
>>5732196
I just said she's coming back. Are you illiterate?
>>5732194
josper r u ok?
>>5732207
I wanna eat Lapis' salad and Jasper's pizza.
>>5732207
I want to slurp on Jasper's pizza sauce!
>>5732061
>>5732208
Don't patronize me you cunt.
>>5732157
T H I C C
>>5732203
>>5732157
>>5732203
>>5731939
>>5732106
>gross
>>5732203
>>5732261
Yeah, BM's anatomy is pretty gross.
>>5732246
kill it
>>5732243
But I was agreeing with you. She's 100% for sure "comming" back.
>>5732270
Nah man, Blush Mallet is sexy af irl!
>>5732265
New tablet anon back, taking more dumb 'n simple requests
>>5732128
>your foot gets trapped in there
>she doesn't even notice
>rebecca has to come in and take a circular saw to your ankle to free you
>>5732214
she got an army of rubies who would throw themselves on fire for her
of course she's okay
>>5732343
Jasper Screamming "why"
>>5732343
peridot vaping
>>5732365
she certainly would, if both her and her rubies weren't fucking dead.
>>5732343
Opal throwing up the cake steven made for her in the bathroom and steven looking disappointed at the other side of the door
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5732382
Why not
>>5732383
>Rubies
>dead
Pick one
>>5732274
no. she's cute
>>5732382
yes
>>5732350
>>5732350
DOCFAG!!! Please I missed you...... You forgot about that stupid love square from yesterday, right????!!
>>5731939
reminder that a 4chan pass is $20 a year, letting you bypass the captcha, shitpost with lower time limits, AND vote in the currently ongoing /co/ banner contest! unfortunately no one submitted an endless suffering-one which is disappointing, but the first entry is a pretty clever /co/mblr piece
>>5732411
fucking kek
im confused about my sexuality
>>5732383
the rubies aren't dead,anon!
at least not all of them,i'm sure there's at least one who hadn't been hit by a rock or eaten by a space monster
>>5732428
why? what happened?
>>5732428
It's simple, do you love dick, vagina, or both?
>>5731530
"It's pretty simple. I want to take care of a baby. You can figure out things from here." Amethyst said with a smirk.
Pearl blushed.
"You cannot be serious! I'm not a baby!" Pearl shouted.
"I'm pretty sure I've heard that babies wet themselves before." Amethyst said. "And I'm completely serious. Let's go."
Pearl began to pout.
"Fine! But what do I have to do though?" Pearl asked.
"You saw how Greg took care of Steven, right?" Amethyst asked, "Diapers, feeding, playing. The whole thing."
>>5732421
Yeah bruv
>>5732420
I still love another with all my heart, sorry anon.
>>5732436
The rubies are fucking dead to the crewniverse I know it. I want to die.
>>5732441
i dont know, i dont like having feelings so i supress them all
>>5732468
seriously? that's not healthy
>>5732374
>>5732436
leggy can't be dead
>>5732454
Pure, unadulterated degeneracy, refrain from posting this garbage.
>>5732498
she's too precious to die.
>>5732454
>it went from water sports to age play
>>5732487
well if its any reference ive had waifus constantly since i was 5. thats the only thing i dont supress
>>5732498
She was the first to die
I'm sorry, anon
>>5732375
>>5732518
are you a guy or a grill?
>>5732454
>Tfw you read it
are we at the lobotomy part yet?
>>5732521
NO YOU'RE WRONG
>>5732539
i do not have a penis
>>5732537
but anon, that would involve going outside
>>5732385
I didn't even try for this one
>>5732562
You can do it alone, force yourself to watch a fuck ton of porn, your heart can lie about it, but your vag can't.
>>5732563
>jewstar
very clever, (((drawfag)))
>>5732521
>be leggy
>been made about a week or so
>goes into a cool mission,meet gems of your own kind who don't treat you like a retarded baby
>blown into fucking space by some rebels
>the only gems you considered your friends are out of sight
>homeworld isn't gonna waste time trying to rescue some rubies
>curls up in a ball and wait for the inevitable
feels bad,man
Aye we got a flockdraw going?
>>5732601
>tfw don't need sleep, heat, air, water or food to live.
>tfw basically immortal, trapped in the eternal void of space
>tfw the inevitable will never come
>>5732601
You stop that right now, she landed on a planet with lots of gems.
>>5732601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8
RIP
>You will never be able force Lars to watch Ronaldo and Sadie’s sex tape.
>You will never be able to use his email address to tell /tv/ what good movies the MCU are
>You will never be able to tell the police there is a hostage situation at his birthday party
>You will never be able to show Lars his Adoption certificate
>You will never be able get him arrested and sent to a Turkish prison
>You will never be able to post signs around his neighborhood calling him a child molester
>You will never be able use his IP address to download kiddie porn
>You will never be able to lock him in a room filled with hungry, horny rabid dogs
>You will never stalk his social media and spoil every single thing he reads/watches/play just as he starts to enjoy it.
>You will never be able to set him up on a blind date with Kevin and drug his drink.
>You will never be able to start a gas leak in his house.
>You will never be able to tell him his real father was a home invader.
>You will never be able to send death threats to Steven in his name and make sure the Crystal Gems see them.
>You will never be able to play death metal outside his bedroom every time he just starts falling asleep.
>You will never be able to pay a prostitute to pretend to be interested in him, bring him somewhere private, and laugh at the size of his penis.
>You will never be able to go tell some tough guys Lars was talking shit about them.
>You will never be able to pour pigs blood on him at the school dance.
>You will never be able to pay a group of people to follow him around and just laugh at him when he does something dumb.
>You will never be able to break into his house and defecate on his clothing.
>You will never be able to slowly dose him with radiation over his lifetime, dooming him to cancer.
>You will never be able to recommend him to Marty.
>You will never be able to never let him forget he forgot to put /sug/ in the topic
Why live?
>>5732601
>tfw steven isn't even trying to help.
>tfw he doesn't even care
That fucking tears it. I can't believe in Steven anymore.
>>5732454
Pearl blushed even more.
"D-d-diapers?! Feeding?! You know I hate both of those things!" Pearl shouted.
"I'm sure you'll get used to it." Amethyst said, "Besides, do you really have much of a choice?"
Pearl looked down and shook her head.
"You promise not to tell anyone?" She asked.
"I promise not to tell anyone." Amethyst said. "Let go now. I'm sure those wet clothes are uncomfortable."
Pearl nodded and followed Amethyst.
They got onto the warp pad and went back to the temple. They got off when they reached there and no one else was there. "Alright Pearl, get out of your wet clothes. Shape shift them to be dry or something."
Pearl nodded and turned her clothes dry instantly.
"Now, let's go to some stores to get a few things we need." Amethyst said. "We'll need high chairs, bottles, a crib, diapers obviously..."
"Are you seriously going to buy all of that?!" Pearl asked.
"I am." Amethyst said. "Don't ask how I got the money, just know that I didn't do it in illegal methods."
>>5732621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNdm8eQ5-o0
>>5732645
>Steven and the gems had a spaceship that can apparently track down a tiny little object in the vastness of space
>Don't use it to go after the Rubies
Fuck the Crystal Gems
>>5732615
I WANNA FLOCKMOD
RIGHT NOW
>>5732621
That's even worse
>>5732663
This is dropping Jasper in the hole all over again.
>>5732667
i dont know how to set up flock i am not an expert
>>5732663
reminder that if you believe in Steven after everythin he's done and everything else he's not done you're a piece of shit
>>5732624
she's dead,anon
the sooner you accept the easier it'll be to us all
>>5732624
She's dead, you must learn to accept that~
>>5732684
Post the vid too nigga.
https://vimeo.com/186100918
>>5732714
NO, I REFUSE IT
>>5732601
>leggy eventually stopped thinking
>>5732735
>36 Rubies on mars
>>5732375
Lapis is obviously referring to the fact that she wanna fugz Memedot! The pic on the right is Peridot boosting here confidence in the mirror while ,"washes up" before sexy time!
>>5732652
"you know what amethyst" pearl said "im sick of your shit you underdeveloped trash"
"what you gona do about it?" amethyst said sarcastically
"im going to shatter you! pearl said as she tried to pull out her spear but due to her crack she only got a dull stick.
>>5732734
anon,please
leggy wouldn't want you to suffer because of her
you got to move on
>>5732763
Haha! Look, they're standing in the same frame! They're so in love!
>>5732807
Wow, gee thanks......Another Lapidot hater.....
>>5732807
uh yeah there arms are around eachother captain obvious
>>5732763
>>5732807
I can't believe this ship isn't canon when it has literally trillions of fans!
>>5732806
>leggy will never cure lapis' depression
>she'll never be peridot 0.2,but less annoying and more cute and lovable
>>5732838
Anon, it is canon!!!
>>5732779
"take this!" pearl said as she hit amethyst gem poffing her instantly. after 20 minutes of hammering amethyst gem it was not much but dust. due to her crack and her lack of energy pearl pofft rolling down into a dark corner never to be found again.
end.
>>5732830
lapidot is actually my favourite ship, im just rusing
>>5732830
Honestly, it's not the ship, ship whatever the fuck you want, the point they're making is that the people who ship it make the dumbest points and are annoying about it, if you like it, there's no problem, it starts being bad when you try to shove it down people's throats.
>>5732343
still taking shitty draw requests. Gotta get better somehow
>>5732846
Every time
>>5732735
>implying she used to think
>>5732873
Did I just hear someone say 'Lapidot dump?'
>>5732874
Sapphire hiding inside her dress.
>>5732898
Lapidot cream pies
>>5732898
Sure, in your deluded mind you probably did.
>>5731992
Were-Jasper would be a neat take on it, she's still a thread but more vulnerable then before and can still be kinda beat by the heroes
>>5732874
blue diamond saying "shoes are illegal'' to a confused lapis lazuli wearing heels
>>5732874
I liked your doodles in the flockdraw, once again I ask for peridot vaping
>>5732872
>ruse
>>5732930
>cartoon villain role once again with fur and horns
There's zero point to that.
>>5732898
Sure, I didn't really say it, but if you wanna it's fine.
>>5732931
>funny cause it's true
>>5732874
smoky quartz fisting herself
>>5732927
Wow, Anon! I'm glad you came up with such a great idea. No better way to celebrate canon than with a good ol' dump, hm?
>>5732921
Lapidot cootie pies
>>5732898
>>5733016
is this where we dump our garbage?
>>5733009
lapidirt mudpies
>>5733082
Seems like it
>>5732962
We need a cartoon villain I'm tired of feeling bad for bad guys
>>5733087
>>5732906
As I say with everything I do: I tried
best waifu
>>5733082
Yup.
>>5733160
>>5732945
Quick lore question, could gems get phisically stronger?
Pearl was probably very weak before she was a renegade since she's "just a Pearl" and her only use is for "looking pretty and carrying your stuff", on a separate occasion Amethyst seemed to be stronger after she reformed to fight the slinker.
Their bodies aren't made out of flesh so they probably can't get stronger by exercising, but maybe they could get stronger by other means other than trainning?
Pic unrelated, but I guess you could say gems get stronger by fusing, Opal is best fusion.
>>5732948
what is a vaping
>>5733237
Opal is bulimic
>>5733237
I wouldn't put it above them.
Unless their strength is limitless.
>>5732962
she'd be the vegeta dummy
flockmod died too qucik pls come back
http://www.flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
>>5733315
>Unless their strength is limitless.
>Gems can become stronger after they are defeated
>Gems can fuse
>Gems are fucking sayians
>>5733299
mmm thanks mate
>>5733409
I'M DOWNLOADING A NEW TABLET DRIVER AS WE SPEAK
>>5733422
They always have been you fool
>>5733312
Fuck off
>>5733237
kill yourself
Is there any hope left of Peridot being anything more then a meme? At least Lapis has a chance
>>5733604
She's HOPELESS
Might as well let her join the Ruby Squad.
>>5733604
I think she'll de-meme a little once her powers develop more and some actual plot starts happening. Can't stay light and fluffy forever. I get the feeling something big is going to happen with the barn duo in Gem Harvest.
>>5733604
Find the truth within yourself, Anon.
She was always a meme.
>>5733604
>At least Lapis has a chance
Not if Zuke keeps fucking her up, pray all of your hail marys anon, because the autistic devil is still on the loose.
>>5733659
Not if our lord and savior Colin has anything to say about it.
>>5733697
He is the chosen Lapisboarder.
Can't be stallin' the Colin. Zuke gonna get JUKED.
>>5733659
Her shitty forever depressed character fantasy will make lapis worst gem if she is not stoped.
>>5733726
I never got that angle. I've had depression. Why would someone want to not recover from that? Depression fucking sucks.
>>5733722
Is Colin the new meme storyboarder now?
>>5733748
Until he fucks up, yes.
>>5733748
I wish.
>>5733739
Because she thinks it makes lapis "deep" like how marvel thought becoming penance made speedball deep
>>5733756
How will he fuck up? He secretly ships Pearl and Mayor Dewey or something?
>>5733802
Until he does something Zuke does. Like letting his personal feelings ruin an episode.
Can someone recommend me some banging tunes
>>5733847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wYUZVfL9_0
>>5733847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8b4xYbEugo
Rip the flockmod. might do a couple more shitty draw requests before I call it a night
>>5733847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RaG123x_wU
I believe the proper phrase is...
You fail!
>>5733817
I don't keep track of zuke what episodes has she specifically ruined?
>>5733902
Yeah, that's why I think he's our guy.
>>5733924
the first half of Beta is the most obvious example of this.
>>5733847
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jcPVv8X5Cjw
>>5733924
Beta and Barn Mates are the best examples. Just rewatch them and you'll see what we mean.
>>5733997
I thought the lapidot dynamic would be this big and great fleshed out thing for Zuke to be so obsessed with them together
It turns out Zuke is just a lamebrain with shit taste.
>>5733847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ugivNRYfjc
http://www.flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
>>5733949
Oh you mean where it tried to make it a peri/lapis sit com? Ehh, I liked that they rediscovered art but yeah that shouldn't have been a focus for any period of time, personally they should be at the temple interacting with the main cast and town
>>5732898
>>5733997
Zuke boarded the episodes, but its not like it doesn't get past Rebecca sugar watching over the process daily before they're released. The idea was to have Lapis and Peridot live together in a barn, but have conflict from the start, other boarders would of done the same. If you were looking for darker conflict between the characters than watch a show with an older demographic.
I got another story (Pearl wall guy here)
This happened yesterday
> Granny and her friend arrive in country from England
> They're in their 80's
> They don't know about my Pearl obsession
> It's dinner time
> I put on my Pearl necklace (SU merch one, not real Pearl's) and go down for dinner
> Whole family is at table
> Mom, step-dad, sister, granny, granny's friend
> I'm sitting across from granny, my mom on my right, granny's friend on my left
> The second I sit down
> Granny: "ANON, WHAT IS THAT!?"
> Me: "I-it's my necklace"
> She cocks her head and stares at it for a while whilst everything else happens
> Step dad: "Anon is just expressing themself"
> Granny: "That's . . . weird"
> Mom turns around
> Yells "HE LOVES A CARTOON CHARACTER" to the whole table
> Holy fucking shit
> Mom grabs the necklace
> "THESE ARE HER SYMBOLS"
> There is a deadly awkward silence
> it lasts 30 seconds or something but feels like an eternity
> I'm chuckling for the next 2 minutes while dinner continues
. . .
A while later
> It's the end of dinner
> Granny: "Anon, I have a gift for you"
> It's a shirt
> Mom: "ANON YOU CAN WEAR THAT ON YOUR FIRST DATE. WITH A REAL GIRLFRIEND."
fucking hell mom
. . .
Even later
> Mom is showing granny and friend around the house
> They get to my room
> they all come in
> I'm sitting with my Pearl throw pillow and next to my Pearl wall
> NOBODY SAYS A THING - NOTHING
now that's what I call an elephant in the room
> Instead granny's friend mentions the pictures of a train I have on my wall
> They move on to other rooms
Jesus christ
>>5734031
I recently realized that's the majority of the problem with Lapidot.
It's fucking boring. It could be a really interesting platonic or romantic relationship but right now it's just not. It's disappointing.
>>5734031
I would argue that the Lapidot dynamic is clearly leading up to something - Zuke said they have an 'interesting' dynamic which is pretty suspicious if you ask me. And narratively wise, we can't keep this shit together, it's too sickly sweet. Expect them to get fucked up later on
>>5734084
>>5734031
I liked Chille Tid and Historical Friction, but yeah. It's a real shame.
>>5734084
>>5734031
>>5734089
Jasper is the missing ingredient
She will bring the pitter-patter!
>>5733847
Sure thing anon.
https://youtu.be/Z5psVDLQ2FU
>>5734084
sacrifice your mom to the dark lord to make pearl real
>>5734165
Oh god
Hmmm
my mom provides for me tho
but then again
PEARL
god damn don't make me question my morals and shit like this
>>5734097
>Zuke said they have an 'interesting' dynamic which is pretty suspicious if you ask me.
Ehh
Not really!
It's like how she says every peridot epsiode is special to her
http://gemanimate.tumblr.com/post/151533798215/gemanimate-a-steven-universe-reanimate-project
Posted this in a previous thread before, but it's worth looking at. Actual nice and fun fan-animation and yes there are some shitty ones in here too, but the majority of these little animations are actually really good.
>>5734125
>it does get pretty quiet around here...
>>5734084
that's some 10/10 mom holy shit my sides
>>5734097
>Zuke said they have an 'interesting' dynamic
Unless she thinks what they have now constitutes as interesting, which is pretty fucking pathetic.
Give lapidot some drama, you hack.
>>5734084
I'm in tears anon, THANK YOU for that.
>>5734084
screencap please
>>5734207
>which is pretty fucking pathetic.
It's the Lauren Puke Standard of Qualityâ„¢
>>5734178
kill your grandma then. she's 80, she had a long life already
>>5734084
faggot
>>5734181
I dunno. She could have said she liked the dynamic, or that it's funny or cool, but she uses 'interesting...' with ominous ellipses.
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/144982825449/barn-mates-part-one-of-board-drawings-this
Regardless, I bet they're gonna get fucked in Gem Harvest
>>5734084
Pearlfags on their natural habitat, the spaghetti zone.
>>5734084
this can't be real
>>5734249
>Sexy Pearl [Bolterina]
>>5734097
The dynamic is mr smiley and mr frowny but with gems just look at beta
What if Clod is the Homeworld version of nigga
Hello
Taking requests again
>>5734329
That's... a good point
>>5734286
This is real
In fact here's the first story
THE FIRST
from quite a while back
>>5734280
Top jej
we were eating curry actually
>>5734310
Yeah what about it
>>5734354
Opal fisting herself. 4 hands
>>5734354
lapis vaping
>>5734354
Greg hugging anon
>>5734329
was FBZ foreshadowing something
>>5734374
Is this you?
>>5734329
Is Peridot supposed to represent Mr. Frowny since she's ugly as fuck?
>>5734354
peridot as this with her saying fag
>>5734084
>>5734393
fuck off brad
>>5734354
Lapis slapping Opal's butt
>>5734430
worship me
>>5734354
jasper westrling a bear and winning
>>5734084
I can't deal with this shit /sug/ holy fuck
>>5734354
Peridot asking what a meme is
I didn't know /vip/ existed there's literally a whole board for superior circlejerking now
>>5734449
kys
>>5734469
It was real awkward
They're staying for like a week too
>>5734354
Sapphire and Peridot fusion
>>5734411
http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
>>5734481
no im listening to kanye west which automatically means im better than you
>>5734519
>im listening to kanye west
>>5734517
>>5734395
It foreshadow how shitty lapis will become if left with zuke. We can only hope colin can save her from zuke.
>>5734527
mmm wants any recs i got good taste
>>5734519
>Kanye
>>5734541
>im listening to kanye west
>i got good taste
kekaroni and cheese
>>5734517
where tf is her gf?
>>5734556
hoo you did it now. you stepped over the line you hear. imma bring out the big guns for ya boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzmRt2VgKYQ
>>5734084
>>5734519
>>5734541
>pearlfags
>>5734533
Guilty pleasure
>>5734354
Lapis crying
>>5734580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNeFGKjzLtM
>>5734084
>>5732846
Shipping aside, that was a nice way to show that they're now comfortable enough with each other for physical contact, considering how they started out, and the shot made a point to focus on it. Like it confirms she's Steven/Amethyst tier to Peridot
>>5734568
i think she died
>>5734580
ill have you know im actually a lapisfag boi
Why don't the Gems stop the Syrian Civil War
>>5734084
W o w
thank you for sharing
>>5734614
No worries mate
This is only one of numerous stories though
man I should've screencapped them
>>5734611
>"What is Aleppo?"
>>5734595
Why is there green moss growing on that man?'s head
>>5734258
she's the every day tumblrina who likes lapidot because it's "cute" and self-inserts as peridot, it's not interesting and it's not going to be interesting if zuke keeps up with it. literally the worst ship imo
>>5734533
>>5734084
I love how your step dad tries to down play it.
Is he a cool guy Anon?
>>5734668
He printed those pictures on my wall
so yeah he can be a pretty cool guy
he said that to be funny though
>>5734084
>>5734225
>>5734264
>>5734661
I bet she thinks she is "quirky" just like peridot
How close is Steven to the Harem Ending?
>>5734674
Well, at the very least he seems to be taking it better than the rest of your family.
>>5734685
About as far as the show is from having good writing anymore.
>>5734679
>people actually like jasper
Keep self
guys look i was gonna make a troll post but theres someone in my garden and there knocking on the back door what the fuck???? im freaked out wtf
>>5734682
If "quirky" is a synonym for "autistic", then definitely.
>>5734387
I'm not good enough for this. Someone else please do it.
>>5734694
My mom was taking it really well
making jokes and shit
hence previous stories
Idk, I think she found out just how far it goes though
>>5734685
He already has Amethyst, Peri, Lapis and Centi around his finger. He just needs to find a way to woo Pearl, Garnet, Bismuth and Jasper.
underage get out
>>5734084
Your granny had to see this face on your wall
>>5734703
how does they look like?
in any case,call the police
At least the Pearlfag is 16, he has some years to recover and set himself on a better path. Can't say the same for most of us
>>5734661
I just hate how half the people who ship Lapidot seem to do it because of fan art or Zuke pushing the ship, but they act like there's actually canon material supporting it.
>>5734752
I fucking hate this guy.
>>5734703
take off your pants, charge out the back and ask them if they WANNA FUCK
>>5734776
Lets be realistic, it and Connverse are the only ships with some chance of actually happening.
>>5734775
>Recovering
>ever
Buddy, there is no salvation from the path i'm on.
>>5734770
its okay, some guy apparently ran into my garden through the alleyway to escape from someone? he said he was being attacked. he's gone now
really weird
it sounds like im making this up but this honestly just happened im shaking a lil
>>5734758
It used to look like this
even more lewd
>>5734776
I'm loving how they think Zuke being into it in any way supports it going canon
It's not "hints"
It's "irrelevant personal taste"
>>5734798
>Lets be realistic
When are you going to start, lapidot?
>>5734804
You are about to either be the first victim of a horror movie or the protagonist of a spy thriller OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
>>5734798
That's not being realistic because Connverse is obviously already canon and Lapidot's entire existence is contained to the heads of Lapidot shippers.
We have seen nothing from Lapis and Peridot that we haven't already seen from other non ship characters.
>>5734661
desu this show was made for self inserting
see: every interview where rebecca said she wants kids to see everyone can be loved and whatever
>>5734828
Kek
>>5734828
Hard jej
>>5734595
>chris chan likes SU
kill me now
>>5734879
You wish
>>5734829
no he's gone now
he sounded a bit drugged on the other side
and i just heard a police car go past the house but either way he's gone now
>>5734870
He's a pearlfag
Hahahaha!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm sorry pearlfags, not even you guys deserve this.
>>5734682
kill yourself
>>5734878
I'm not Pearlfag.
>>5734912
Do you own a gun or any kind of weapon?
shame
>>5734930
>The path I'm on
My bad. This is what threw me off
>>5734878
you can talk to me here if you want: https://discord.gg/WD9Wg
>>5734084
God damnit bolt
>>5734931
nope, non-american boi
i don't think it's a problem anymore though. he's gone
>>5734925
And me.
>>5734830
I'd argue against this with the way Peridot says stuff in Barn Mates but I hate talking about this shit
>>5734955
And Steven!
>>5734393
>>5734925
Confirmed.
>>5734951
wallanon is not bolt...
Is he?
>>5734393
>>5734975
>>5734958
>anything peridot said in Barn Mates
>somehow indicating they have or will have a romantic relationship
>in the epsiode where lapis wanted to shank her for 10 of the 11 minutes
>>5734958
By the way she says what? She didn't say anything that was even remotely shippy in Barn Mates.
>>5734983
can confirm am wallanon
Do we know each other
>>5734975
anon, i will suck your dick
>>5734994
Because all those posts are actually (You)
>>5734975
>>5734985
Good shit, desu
>>5735003
Where you live though
the only way he'll be with his love
>>5735002
No, but we've spoken.
You fucking leaf.
>>5735024
in your bed
Help Peridot reach Steven
>>5735047
one small step for gem, one giant step for gemkind
>>5735050
You wouldn't know me, I"m just an anon who talked to you before.
>>5735047
>>5735083
oh alright
I thought you meant on discord
fell free to hmu
>>5735047
>>5735092
I don't really frequent any of the discords, thanks for the invite though.
>>5735091
>>5735118
>>5735047
i did it
>>5735145
ah
no worries then
not sure how many more stories ill have
>>5734419
>>5734703
*they're
fucking idiot
>>5735144
>Reading way too far into it
>>5735154
>Peridot hasn't learned how to control launching metal objects at extremely high speeds yet so she just levitates a gun in front of her when she fights
I like it
>>5735174
helllyes
How badly would the fandom explode if lapidot actually did become canon?
>>5735176
first you trespass on my garden then you correct me on my grammar? youre going too far anon
>>5735144
>every single one of these brought to you by lauren puke
>>5735258
Not very much, lapidot shipper. But you can dream.
>>5735258
Not as badly as it would if Lapidot were BTFO.
>>5735258
As someone who likes Lapidot I would be pretty disappointed if it became canon as how it is right now
It needs deeper meaning for it to feel valid
>>5735047
>>5735258
that would be the final straw for me desu
it would confirm that the show has gone to complete shit
walk away from steven universe and never look back
>>5735258
The shippers will buzz around pretty badly, but like all bad things, it'll eventually die down.
Not like there's any substance to it, anyway.
>>5735144
Baaaaaaaaaaaa
Aaaa
A
A
A
>>5735310
Why so early? We still have lots of images left.
>>5735310
You what'd make this show better?
If Peridot and Lapis got fucking shattered.
>>5735340
You mean shattered like drunk right ayyy
>>5735310
But why tho?
>>5735310
fucking retard
Oh shit, what do?
>>5735497
fug the bug
>>5735497
Crush the bugpuss
>>5735497
>She rests on top of you, her mouth ajar as well as her moist pussy, leaking fluids gently
>She is obviously aroused and makes heavy breathing
>You reach down and feel and stroke and rub her aroused cunt, making sure she feels good as you kiss her big beak, making out with her
>You take off your pants and let her get down, her big mouth covering your cock as she slurps and suck it, her tongue grinding and stroking the foreskin, giving you a good blow
Probly that
>>5735497
cuddle
>>5735497
Pic related
>>5735544
>leaking fluids gently
There's nothing gentle about any of that thing's fluids.
>>5735581
NO
>>5735606
Why not?
>>5735606
YES
>>5735624
She is precious and pure
>>5735640
Pure lust, FOR MUH DICK
>>5735674
Lust and confusion.
>>5735624
bug is for hugging and befriending
not for fucking and cumming
>>5735730
>Centi BJ
God no, fuck that, I'm fine with vaginal and handjobs, but anal/BJs are out of the fucking question.
>>5735742
*pat pat*
>>5735742
Why not both?
>>5735754
>no anal
What, do you NOT wanna get cut in half by her weird ass-pincers?
>>5735593
But they would be nice and sticky and great lube
>>5735785
No, and I don't want my dick to melt either.
>>5735755
>>5735801
Yeah, for like two seconds before they melted your dick off.
>>5735825
Its not liquid coming from her mouth, its coming from her puss silly
>>5735856
Her vaginal secretions are probably just as deadly as her acid spit.
>>5735868
Worth it.
>>5734507
>>5735977
>>5735993
>>5735974
Very coolio mate.
Thanks a lot.
>>5736022
It's a fun design
>>5735820
I really hate watermarks in the middle of a drawing.
>>5736077
And people say she's not for fug...
/Sug/s deader then the bug
>>5736697
Well i want some porn but too bad /sug/ is dead.
Not of the bug, but of something else.
>>5736802
>>5736823
Nope, you aren't gonna get closer too.
>>5736800
>>5736823
/sug/s not dead, half of us just migrated to the new thread.
>>5735305
>>5736903
No.
It has something to do with Lapis and Sapphire.
>>5736926
I don't really have Sapphire saved. Sorry.
>>5736802
maybe if you told us what character you'd want porn of we'd help you,anon
>>5736979
That's okay, there's not any porn of what i had in mind anyway.
>>5737023
What was it?
>>5737067
Just of Sapphire and Lapis with her water powers being used.
>>5737099
I'm surprised that doesn't exist. You should request it here or in the /aco/ draw thread
>>5737148
I'll try to.
Whats cooler then being cool?
>>5737420
Being chill.
>>5737420
A bag of ice?
>>5737420
being hot
Image taken directly at the time of death
>>5737605
This is why Lapidot is so much cancer.
>>5737676
That's Amethyst
>>5737676
>>5737726
You didn't see what happened, basically when the artist was finishing the piece Lapidotfags just fucked it all up, the art got lost.
>>5737726
you weren't there,were you?
Dont eat the child
>>5736979
you bunch of fucking retards
>>5737775
How do you know it was a lapidotfag?
that sucks
>>5737420
kill yourself
>>5737965
because they drew a shitty lapis head over the amethyst, painted the cock blue, and then said lapidot was canon and called everyone faggots
>>5737730
kill yourself
Is that why both threads are so dead, everyone hangs out in the draw thingy?
fuck, I can't use flockmod
>>5738145
No, some retard made a new thread early and confused everyone on where to post.
>>5738105
>>5738566
>>5738194
requesting more chest dick
>>5738852
We almost had a pearl one
>>5738903
I just barely missed screenshotting it
>>5738852
they're called boob balls idiot
>>5738930
That really sucks
>>5739034
I saw it as I hit the key but it was blank when the overlay to take the screenshot came up