Ladies and Gentlemen and Pam, my name is Sterling Archer and I am the host of the Cancer Games. It's been a while but mother is impatient and so I'm here to host the 37th Cancer Games. I'll need 36 people for tribute, don't expect to beat me though.
>first 36
>>5718277
Fujiwara no Mokou
Koyomi Araragi
Eggman-kun
>>5718277
Ruby Gloom
Sterling Archer
Waluigi
Ramona Flowers
>>5718277
Minnie May
Rick Grimes (Defending Champion)
John Donovan
>>5718277
Gishki Ariel
>>5718277
B Skin Venuz
Classy Raven
Hibiki
Tenryuu Remover Hitler
>>5718277
Kasumi Shigure
>>5718277
Ice bear
>>5718277
Russian Empire
Senshougahara
Legion
Reigen Arataka
>>5718277
Rika
Tenryuu
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5718406
>>5718290
Or perhaps you haven't seen it yet. And who says you're in for a wholesale change? Maybe it's one or two things that need adjustment. Change doesn't have to be from top to bottom.
>>5718277
Roxanna
>>5718277
Lenny
Araragi wife.
Luke Skywalker
>>5718421
>>5718350
Yeah, I try to be.
Why are they so big? Well, I dunno, why are you so triangular? Puberty? Milk? Meat? Something like that... Don't worry about the lewd too, I know the dress code, I'm pushing its limits but my clothes are okay.
>>5718277
Cynder
>>5718350
You are adorable, like seriously dude.
>>5718375
I AM NOT! I WILL FUCKING END YOOOOU!
O-Or not...ho-how about you power down, ye-yeah?
Joan d'Arc
>>5718485
unf
Kasandra
>>5718448
Hey, you owe me a soda.
Karen Shirogane
>A bolt of lightning strikes the arena as a terrifying demon approaches. Crows begin flocking and the sky itself darkens in her presence.
Kuku... Kukuku! Long has this land been free of my corruption, but the time for damnation is at hand once more!
Furry porn
>>5718455
Hmh. And what exactly would you suggest to change?
>>5718488
Kiss it and I'll consider it.
>>5718505
Oh, there you are, I've been looking for you.
Uh, sure, but what for?
>>5718277
oh shit he's back
>>5718277
Hakuno Kishinami
>>5718470
ok geez
im jus sayin put a shert on mayb
not complainin jus recomendin
>>5718488
y-yung venuz is not 4 cute
>>5718517
Dude...no. How about I give you a kiss on the cheek then we call it a deal, alright?
>>5718556
>Tenryuu gives the little triangle man a little head pat
You are totally for cute.
>>5718388
>tfw you are the last winner of a game that will never be hosted again
>>5718556
I was just joking.
So, what's your name? Illuminati?
>>5718511
I'd make a suggestion, but since you're holding back some of the story, it wouldn't be the best one.
>>5718508
Ooooh... I forgot that you even existed. Yo. Didn't you get your butt beat like a lot, when you were here?
>>5718277
Neo
>>5718571
No deal. You didn't offend me, you offended Little Adolf. Have you no heart?
Can you even feel it beating?
>>5718022
Ah, hey Venuz! Huh..? N-no, we're barely alike. Well, except our species and large chest, but thats about it.
Are you color blind?
>>5717996(Fyxe)
Eric Clapton? Nice. I dont listen to him often. but whenever his songs come up on Pandora/Radio, I always make sure to bump the volume up a bit.
Seems you're in a classic rock mood today eh?
This is somewhat classic rock, but I think it fits the criteria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEUsGhUtgg
>>5718529
Let's call it recompense for making me nearly piss myself.
>>5718508
Oh that's nice, I didn't know we were planning a party, strange name though, I bet this damnation is just a play-on how the party will suck us into it's fun, right?
>>5718508
>Her reaction, simply put, is a lack of one, simply staring at the woman dully.
And what sort of 'damnation' might that be?>>5718588
You wouldn't know for certain until you say it, would you?
>>5718571
no tuch
an i am manly!!! i get all de ladys u hav no idea mang
>>5718582
yung venuz, or YV 4 short
i don care either way but dont cal me yeevy or i wil cry
>>5718600
of corse im colorblind i dont hav eny ears
>>5718598
Listen man, I don't care about your Tiny little tyrant, alright? I really don't...S-So quit it and live with a kiss on the cheek!
>>5718601
Ooooh, that. Yeah, sure. I was meaning to apologize, anyways. It's not often I get an opportunity, is all. Sorry, couldn't resist.
But they are pretty much harmless, you know.
Nero
>>5718616
Perhaps, but I don't think I'm that lucky. Not that big into taking gambles, anyway. I kinda like having as much information as I can get.
>>5718648
I could go Super Aryan 4thousandniggawat on your stern any time of the fuckign day. Honestly, kissing it is the least of your worries now.
>Using moon nazi science, a robotic hand appears out of nowhere and slaps your ''pure'' ass
You got 24 hours. Goodnight.
Any replacements?
>>5718649
You know they say that about bees too but there's still plenty of people who get killed by them all the time.
>>5718600
Yeah I've been sharing rock music with Brian, so you can that.
It's a nice one, don't know if it classify as classic. "hard rock" isn't classic rock, or is it? Anyway...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULcIVbMxAE
>>5718647
Yung Venuz? You're a rapper or something? I guess it's to be expected, rappers like money and you're on all the 1$ bills
Late Colette
>>5718686
It's not as if it actually poses a risk, now does it?
>>5718720
I bear no complaints.
>>5718720
Looks cool. Let's go
>>5718720
Ready.
>>5718647
Your mouth says one thing...but your cute little body says something else completely.
>>5718698
Th-The fuck? I need to get me one of those upgrades...
>>5718720
Looks good, let's roll.
The Player
Fuck...
>>5718720
Looks good to me.
>>5718720
Hurry it up. I know I am going to lose this, so let's not delay it.
>>5718720
Swap
>>5718343
>>5718760
>>5718720
Swap me with her, if there's time.
>>5718728
>>5718720
Its time
>>5718722
Fortunately for you? I happen to directly control them.
>She taps the side of her head and grins
So, what's your favorite kind?
>>5718591
Fufu... How blissfully unaware of you, mortal. Do you not realize what sort of being you are so casually conversing with?
>>5718602
A... party? Ku. Kuku.
You do not realize the terror of the demon that stands before you! The only party I will partake in is the one in which I celebrate banishing your soul to eternal damnation in the depths of the underworld! I will celebrate as I leech every last ounce of happiness from your life! Kuuuukukukukuku!!
>The demon poses triumphantly, a crow perching itself upon one of her twisted horns.
I will be the ONLY one having fun! Shirogane Karen, the demon that stands before you!
>>5718616
Kuku... You are tempted by your curiosity, so you bravely seek out what will bring the end of your existence? Fufu... Foolish...
>>5718768
Thank you Ruby.
>>5718720
Ice bear is ready to attack in "self-defense"
>>5718720
I accept this challenge.
>>5718775
>The little girl offers a hand-shake
well then, I hope you will be enjoying yourself quite well.
>>5718784
No need to thank me, just have fun.
>>5718725
ya im a rappur i evn hav my own album
its not redy yet tho so heres jus one song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE
>>5718758
i dont hav a mouth
an dont cal me cyoot!! ur makin me blush laydee
>>5718770
Thanks!
>>5718735
Depends on what secrets you're hiding, doesn't it?
SAY HI TO /b/ >>5717712
>>5718775
Nah. Frankly, I don't really care for anyone here. Soooo... talk away. Explain your oh so magnificent title... if you have one.
>She pulls out a PSP, and turn it on.
>>5718825
I'm there
They are nice guys
>>5718775
We'll see who the fool here is.
Is that to imply that you've no desire to tell me?
>>5718822
I fail to see how that would change anything at all.
>>5718807
You know what I meant! NOW ACCEPT MY COMPLIMENTS!
>>5718508
>ay, your bringing her back out again, it been too long
Ice Bear would like to know you.
>>5718720
You may begin the simulation
>>5718807
Hey, you know, unironically it's a nice one. You know how to spit those verses.
Wanna sign my an autograph? In case you become famous, it can come in handy.
>>5718774
Control what, bees?
>scratches her head
I don't really have a favorite kind, I just drink whatever.
The game is kicking off in great violence as it should be.
>>5718893
Go...
>>5718893
Ice Bear is giving you that bag.
>>5718819
No problem. Now sssh. I need to rest.
>>5718893
I would say Death to Furries, but I dont want to have other enemies
>>5718893
Will 1-1 again be the winning spot?
For the sake of everyone's sanity I hope not.
>>5718849
Okay, you've thrown out things about your abilities, mental scarring, and some things that you haven't revealed to me. If I say something that you take particular exception to, what if you go berserk? If you told me about what you're keeping quiet on, though, then I wouldn't be likely to make that mistake. Get it?
>>5718893
That shits gonna make you fat asshole! God my nose...
>>5718884
That ghost, that eye thing? Me. I make them, I control them.
>She jabs a thumb at her chest, and there's a brief rummaging noise that comes from her tank, before another one of those ghosts floats out of the hatch and over, two cans of Coke stacked on it's head
>>5718893
Cool.
>Walks away from all the violence with the archery equipment.
Now I get to see how trouble of a shot I am.
Fantastic.
>>5718855
o-ok
>acepts complimants
o wow my hart is feelin an tingly
>>5718874
wat do u mean """in case''? im alredy famos
but sure laydee watever u say
>signs tity with marker
>>5718893
i dont need food
wtf
>>5718893
Hey, are you okay? My hand kind of slipped...
>>5718725
Oooh interesting.
Eh, I consider anything classic rock that falls under the year 1990 or below. Weird to think that it only was a little while ago. 2000s music is now considered the new 90s music if that makes any sense.
I feel old...
The Zombies? I dont think I've ever heard of them before. The album cover gives me Jimi Hendrix vibes, or Beatles a bit.
Regardless, it sounds really nice.
Speaking of 2000s....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3yCH5SKN_M
>>5718647
E-ears?...Ears are for hearing words though. If you can hear my words, then you already have those...somewhere on you. No clue where.
Colorblind is if you cant see any colors. We can do a test if you want.
how many wins does your current main have
>>5718720
KUKUKU!! Let the damnation of this mortal world commence!
>>5718802
>The demon's menacing gaze fixates itself upon your hand...
Fufufu... You wish for me to... shake your hand?
Fu... FUFUFU! Do you understand the pwoers you are meddling with child? What it means to ask favors of a demon? Are you PREPARED to pay the devil's toll? KUKUKU!!
The price I ask of you... Tell me your name, child! Then, and only then shall I grant your wish!!
>>5718825
Kuku... Is this a wish?
For someone who has nothing to give, I suppose I am able to oblige... mortal.
>>5718841
I am Shirogane Karen, a demon and underling of the Devil Queen, Akane Koumoto!! None are more skilled in bringing despair and suffering to mortals other than myself, and I will see to it that your life comes to its end...!
Unless... fufufu... you have sought out a being such as I for another purpose...
...A wish?
>>5718849
Kukukukuku... There is no need. When your soul joins with the many others that rot away in the bowels of Hell, you shall know exactly what the term damnation means, mortal! Fufufu!
>>5718859
...Is this a wish? Kukuku... Surely you must know.
Demons do not grant wishes for free...
Are you ready to make an exchange? Are you prepared to meet the demon's price?! KUKUKU!!
ARE YOU??
>>5718893
KUKU! Let battle be joined!
Day 1: Real Guy Best Guy vs Real Wah Best Wah
>>5718893
Error. Critical systems damage sustained.
>>5718979
This platform has no recorded successes in the simulations.
>>5718969
test? i meen ill probbly ace it but okay go ahed
>>5718985
>>5718926
dis is som bulshit aint it
>>5718985
Fufufu... Is there any doubt that the mind of a creature as twisted as I is one which has fallen into insanity?
>>5718985
Gonna go ahead and head in the opposite direction
>>5718979
I only have 5 in my folder.
>>5718982
oh silly me, I'm Ruby Gloom, a wish? I didn't know demons can cast wishes.
>>5718946
Y-Yeah, I know that. I was just messing around.
>she wearily grabs one of the sodas from the thing
Must be nice having ghosts that do your bidding.
Press F to pay respects. Don't worry though, Dr. Krieger will bring everyone back... Well almost everyone.
>>5718893
I hate hiding....
>>5718936
As I said. At the worst, I become annoyed. I'm perfectly in control of myself.
...But yes. I suppose I do.
>>5718982
If you're trying to scare me, it's not working.
>And boy does she look the part, too. If there was any less expression on her face, she's look lifeless.
But that'd also imply I'm destined to a poor afterlife...or that you intend to drag me there. Is that right?
>>5718979
>Rika has 31.
>>5718985
Forget about the jews, they are long gone, just focus on getting as many useful things as you can carry.
>>5718979
Twelve
>>5719012
All right, here we go...
>She holds up a blue square and slightly greenish square next to each other
Do you see a difference?
>>5718955
Huuuhhh...
>awkward laugh
You know I kinda want to wash myself so...
Sign it on here :
>hands you a sheet of paper
Write "for fyxe" or something like that!
>>5718969
It's normal it gives you that vibe, it's straight outta 1969, so yeah it's pretty much that era.
As for the rock timeline...
>1950 : Rockabilly (bascially blues speeded up)
>1960-70 : "Classic rock, beginning of hard rock and prog rock
>70: Hard rock, punk, prog rock
>80 : metal, hard fm, hard rock
>90 : Grunge, but going onward it's really becomes a muddy mess... I guess you can say that post-punk (Sum 41) is rock, well.
Another Gorillaz? Oh well, you probably remember but it's you that made me discover that band. I like how they mix a lot of style, and that one is no exception.
>>5718985
Oh so I got... those rare photos of Hitler's dog...
she looks kinda cute...
>>5718982
>
Ice bear just wants to know your name.
>>5718985
>>5719012
Ice bear is outraged over "it".
>>5718985
Holy crap, this guy works with a bunch of idiots...
>>5719039
If you've been bottling things up like you've led me to believe, then I have reason to think that it's always possible that they could come out in a way you hadn't expected. I'm speaking from personal experience, so I wouldn't take my words lightly if I were you.
>>5718979
3
>>5718985
Oh, come on!
>>5719033
If you ever wanna lie, don't stutter beforehand, alright?
>She laughs briefly, and takes the other. It kind of just floats there for a second before exploding harmlessly in to light with a POP
I mean, sure it is. The fact that I have to split my attention goddamn everywhere along with it? Not so much.
>>5718982
>Hakuno goes into her pocket again, and takes out a small disc. Popping open the back of the PSP, she inserts the disc in.
I don't really got a wish... and than wondering who the heck I am. But, that easily solvable if I went to my local police station or find someone that knows me.
But for the sake of making this interesting, sure. I want a wish.
>>5719072
I've gone this far in life without such an episode. What reason do I have to believe it should happen now?
Heya there, everyone! Seems like the weather's been being fairly relaxed this season.
>>5719075
It isn't about winning Mister Archer sir, it's about playing, besides, you've got something better than a wincard, you've got a badge of creation.
>>5718979
19.
>>5718979
Two.
>>5718955
Seee, was that hard? you adorable little triangle thi-...
>Tenryuu coughs and scratches the back of her head
D-Do me favor, alright? And forget that happened.
>>5719103
Why yes it does seem relaxed, though the morning was filled with alot of rain.
Ah Night 1, cuddling and hiding in trees
>>5719072
Ya... I know
>>5719108
Thank you talking ball of fuzz that I might be hallucinating...
>>5719108
Nah, it's totally about winning, and I'm always in it to win it.
>>5719076
>jumps slightly at the sudden pop
If you really hate it that much you could always try fetching your own sodas you know.
It would be a lot less unnerving to the people around you.
>>5719103
>A bandit rolls into view from the shadows, albeit in a spastic manner. Once she's back on two legs, she dishes out a pistol, aiming for you.
Fork over your shit.
>>5719138
I better not fall out of this thing.
>>5719103
And thank goodness for that, I can't stand the heat.
>>5719138
Hey, look at the brightside, I heard hallucinating brings out great stories to tell.
>>5719141
Good for you Best Guy.
>>5719138
...It feel weird holding the hand of a successful person.
>>5719136
Mhh... Thanks!
And don't worry about Ebay, there are better places for that.
>>5719138
> see : >>5719068
>>5719027
KUKUKU! Your wish is granted!
>The demon gently takes your hand and shakes it softly.
Fu... fufu... You do not realize what I have taken from you, do you, mortal? With your name, I will now be able to steal from you your attention whenever it is elsewhere, and FORCE YOU to engage in conversation with me! Kukukuku!!! The time for regreat will come later, RUBY GLOOM!!
KUKUKUKUKUKUUU!!!!
>>5719039
Fufu... Your body is stricken by such fear that it hasn't even a clue how to react... I almost pity you.
But there is NO ROOM for a demon to pity the likes of mortals! Kukukuku!! It is a demon's duty to spread chaos throughout the mortal land, and to drag the souled of the damned back into the firey depths of Hell where they belong, and that is exactly the fate that lies in store for you!! FUFU!!!
Fu... Unless, fufu...
Perhaps we have crossed paths for another reason...?
After all, tales tell of demons granting wishes to mortals able to pay the demanded price. Is that why you've come?
>>5719071
KU! If that is what you wish, mortal, then you must first....
>The demon reaches an arm out to you, menacingly.
Fufufu... YOU MUST LET ME STROKE YOUR PEARLY WHITE FUR!! THAT IS THE PRICE I DEMAND!!
KUUKUKUKUKUKUUUUU!!!
>>5719094
Fu fu fu...! Make your wish, mortal, and then I shall state my price!
>>5719138
Of course you are unable to smite me, mortal! You are overcome by fear! KUKU!!
>>5719138
I hope this guy isn't expecting me to be thankful... I don't even have an use for this thing.
>>5719136
Ca-Cause...I'm not normally like that...a-at all actually...I-I'm normally super cool and badass...not uh, that...
>>5719153
Naaah, I'm just saying, it's not always the most convenient.
Oh, come on, I didn't think you'd actually get spooked this easy. Besides, a lot of people actually find the little bastards cute.
>She cracks the can open, and takes a long drink.
>>5719201
Well that's nice, want my cell-phone number too? you'll be able to call me from far away too. and may I ask for your name?
>>5719138
Wait, did I say that loud enough for you to hear? Well, since you kinda confirmed that, I'm probably not in too much danger.
>>5719102
Because you don't know what the rest of your life will hold. Why just assume there's no chance of it happening? The rest of your life is a long time...hopefully.
>>5719179
Gotta stay positive, right?
>>5719120
That sounds pretty peaceful! Did you happen to collect any of the falling droplets?
>>5719136
And neither do you, Venuz.
>She holds out her hand in a high-five gesture.
>>5719167
O-Oh, goodness!
>Rogue jolts backwards, falling down on her rear and stirring up dust.
...Dangit, Rebel! If it weren't for that distinctive blue, your rags and face woulda been full of bullets.
>>5719177
Considering your style choices, I wouldn't think you'd be very comfy in warm weather in that outfit. Nice to meet you, miss! You've got a pretty peculiar hat on.
>>5718979
19
>>5719136
....
>facepalms
Yep, you're color blind. I dont think you can even see color at all!
>she sighs
Its fine. Well, the difference between me and fyxe is she has long hair and i have short hair and glasses. Well, that and I dont wear a shirt most of the time, so that should help differentiate-
Wait a minute, how can you tell that your friend is black then?
>>5719068
1969? Ahhh...makes sense. I thought it would be around that time.
Oh! Thank you for the timeline! That gives me some idea to post some true classic rock.
Actually, after seeing Sum 41, it reminded me of this instantly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHx-xqs3hO8
Yep! I was going to post another until I saw Sum 41. They have some really neat stuff in terms of different songs. Almost all of them sound different in terms of how the melody goes and instruments used.
>>5719138
Ice bear prefers the cold.
>>5719201
>He nods in understanding
Ice Bear understands the sacrifice he must make.
>He bows before you, his head expecting your threatning hand
>>5719201
>She turns off the PSP, and puts it back into her pocket.
Should be easy for you. I want to know who I am... besides this whole master crap.
>>5719138
Hitlers dog? Cute stuff...she looks awfully familiar...
>>5719274
Normal I'd scream MOOOOT, but I'm okay with this~
>>5719274
MOOT
>>5719274
Uh oh...
Whelp... The hand holding sure did mean nothing.
>>5719182
Moderately successful...
>>5719179
Thanks again hallucination
>>5719173
I'd catch you... maybe... if you don't weigh too much.
Fyxe and Furry Porn slowly change my sexuality. Time to quit hg.
>>5719258
Yep, live life positive.
>>5719261
my umbrella did, loads of them.
>>5719297
>>5719303
....I have no words.
>>5719316
Still successful.
>>5719201
You're greatly mistaken, there, you arrogant woman, I'm always like this, and you're the one who came to me.
...Hm. Actually. What might you know of travel to other worlds?
>>5719261
Oh, hardly. In fact, this has been enchanted to regulate temperature, my people simply have low tolerance for the heat.
And it's not 'peculiar', it's traditional for certain people of my lands.
>>5719242
Hopefully. But I have good faith that my control over myself is more than enough to suffice for such matters throughout my life.
>>5719231
It's just not something you see every day.
And what do you mean a lot of people? People don't really think that do they? I mean look at the things, they look so... derpy.
>>5719316
Damn boss battles....and are you calling me fat Archer!?
>>5719332
Just not HIV positive.
>>5719384
Yeah... that's a negative.
>>5719363
No but the tree is tall and I don't know how much you weigh... I honestly think you look great.
>>5719316
>He punches a boulder in the cave into the smooth
pebbles, using them to form a bed
Ice bear has found a new home.
>>5719261
>Rebel gives out a sly smirk.
Heh, sorry about that, Rogue. Just saw ya' headin' through the gates, and I just couldn't help myself. You know how much I love imitatin' my brother when I can!
>She laughs, thinking back to simpler times, while giving you her hand.
>>5719326
I wish they'd shut the fuck up for five minutes
>>5719316
Oh well, it's better than a hatchet... Thanks.
>>5719411
>Oh shite, i fucked up that greentext
A moment of silence. Press F to pay respects
>>5719316
S-sorry Cynder...I was honestly trying to get rid of the non furries first...
>>5719326
Huh? What were you before?
>>5719344
The power of 4chan can be a scary thing sometimes, changing us into someone completely else. Its normal. Its just lucky that you didnt turn into a scat picture or something like that.
>>5719323
Huh? Well, I guess that makes sense then. Well, im a sorta purplish-greyish hue while shes orange and white. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle~
>>5719404
uh huh...
>>5719418
now now, that's rude to say that.
>>5719361
Of course not, it's my one-of-a-kind ability!
...Eh. Two-of-a-kind now I guess.
And apparently they find it kinda endearing. I don't really question it. Hey, at least my Evil Eyes look good and scary, huh?
>>5719266
Like I told you I'm not a fan of post-punk/pop-punk and that kind of thing (Blink182 and the such). I just find them "meh" I don't mind them but well, unless I have a connection to them... Okay fine, let me post that one, I like that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIx0sFNDH4
>>5719316
It's kinda hard to sleep when the others wont scream. Can't you guys just die silently?...
>>5719323
Y-Yeah joking!
I mean, maybe you''re really famous but I never heard of you so far... and you didn't even released your first album.
But alright, I'll keep that autograph for now
>>5719323
Pffft.
>Rogue smiles under her mask, and crouches down, still holding her hand out.
C'mon, don't leave me hanging!
>>5719332
Ah, then I assume the water quality must not have been sufficient enough to drink. What's your name, kiddo? Your face looks REALLY pale, by the way. Are you wearing some kind of foundation makeup?
>>5719352
My apologies, then! Didn't mean to diss your culture in any way, I just don't see many people wearing those kinds of hats very often. If it's not too much to ask, could I get your name..?
>>5719414
Your brother sounds like he would've been a real jokester, before...
>She sighs.
Wish I could've met him back then.
>She takes your hand, and lifts herself up.
What brings you to this part of the wastelands?
>>5719446
Trust me, if you were fat I'd tell you. I'm very direct like that.
Anyone hosting after this one?
>>5719235
Kuku...
>The demon reaches into her pocket and removes a pink colored flip-phone. It has a keychain with a tiny stuffed bear on it. She opens it in unison with the overly-dramatic thunderstorm overhead.
That is an acceptable trade... kuku...
We shall exchange numbers, and then, through this demonic pact, you will become bound to me! KUKUKU!!
>The demon thrusts her cellphone forwards. On the screen is her contact information.
Fufufu... My name, Shirogane Karen, is a name of fear... Its very utterance brings upon a person misfortune.
I hope you are able to carry this burden. Kuku.
>>5719269
>The demon scritch-scratches you behind the ears!
KUKUKU!! You have met my demands, therefore, your wish shall be GRANTED!!
My name, mortal, is Shirogane Karen! Speak this name carefully, lest you bring a terrible curse upon yourself!
>>5719274
KUKU! Look now as my chaotic energies assault your mind with horrific images! This is the price one must pay for standing before a power of a DEMON.
>>5719316
KUKU! How easily I tower over the mortal land! A spire of chaos!
KUKUKU!!!
>>5719352
Is this... your wish? Ku... kuku...
You wish for knowledge, mortal?!
>Lightning crackles dramatically behind the demon, causing her flock of crows to panic.
>>5719352
Would you mind sharing what gives you such good faith, or is that also on a need-to-know basis?
>>5719462
It's rude sure but man is it the truth
>>5719463
>Punches Rika in the fucking face.
>>5719480
Course you would. then I'd have to beat the crap out of you.
Night 2
God damn it a landmine?
>>5719463
They could use some eye drops if you ask me.
>>5719443
If i'd turn into a pile of shit... it would be appropriate, yet humiliating. But, the day isn't cruel to me yet.
>>5719487
Yeah, yeah... funny. Now, can you try to give me what I want or not? If not, i'll just leave.
>>5719469
Hmh. I am Ariel, ritual master and daughter of the head family of the Gishki Tribe.
>She offers a brief bow, holding her staff in both hands.
And I don't take offense easily.
>>5719483
I don't believe so, no.
>>5719487
I wish only for ability to return to my homeland. The means how are irrelevant to me.
>>5719489
...All it is is a gut feeling, I suppose one would say.
>>5719532
Ugh....
>>5719532
I mean, it's kinda cold out there... Come on Ariel, give me a hug!
>>5719531
You aren't fat though and your magic color changing hair is extra awesome.
>>5719532
Wake me when it's my turn to keep watch.
>>5719443
wats purple
wats grey
wats orange
wats white
...r dos types of moni?
>>5719468
ive got my eye on u u kno
not in de stalky way tho in de watchful way
>>5719469
>smaks palm wit stick hand
u hav been unhangd
>>5719469
Oh no Madame, I don't see the sun much that's all, I'm Ruby Gloom, what's your name, Miss? I assume you're a graffiti artist with the mask like that? though I'm sorry if I am wrong.
>>5719487
Shirogane Karen, such a terrifying name, is it royalty?
>The pale girl takes out a black notebook with a skull and hearts emblem, and writes down the information presented to her
it sounds like royalty.
>>5719538
Hey, that's part of what makes them so scary! It's purely visual, too. Hell, would you believe me if I said I made a goddamn tank styled after one of those things?
>>5719554
I thought so.
I'll be doing Cage Games 3 after this one and i'm gonna invite the others aswell.
>>5719487
>His ears flicker at the touch of this soft hand
Ice bear thinks Shirogane is great, kukuku.
>>5719532
This has been a pretty mundane set of days...
>>5719567
A one eyed triangle watching me? Now this is just going too meta... Hum, I think only the NSA has the right to do that actually.
>>5719563
So that means I'm already pretty high on the awesome scale.
>>5719554
Ariel, huh? Well, I've gotta say, you sure do have some really pretty n' lush hair.
>The woman offers out her hand, intending to give Ariel a handshake.
My name's,uh...Y-You can just call me "Rogue"! Yeah, Rogue. It's nice to meet you!
>>5719567
>She grabs Venuz's arm, and holds it firmly in her grasp.
And you have been grabbed.
>She starts caressing it, brushing her gloved fingertips on the stick with an almost rhythmic pace.
>>5719590
The Cancer games are more about the community then the games... also shut up or I'll have Krieger not revive you.
>>5719468
Huh? Oh, my bad then...
Its understandable. Its kinda like me with a lot of rap. I somewhat like it, but I cant see myself listening to it and bobbing my head to it. I guess I have to dig a bit deep to find the golden stuff.
Less than Jake? My friend loves that band. He never stops talking about them as soon as it pops up on his playlist. I love the uppidty beat in their songs though.
I'm not if if you or I posted this song before, but its always a nice throwback.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDLJ3pUZm9A
>>5719540
See? Thats what I'm saying. You got the best case scenario and got a fluffy wolf instead of the atrocities on this board.
>>5719567
M-money?
Good grief....you have no sense of color either...
Well, technically there is money of that color in Canada and other countries...
>>5719532
Reigen is the only one who kills me.
did i did something to him?
>>5719637
I recognize your signature TND, hehe thanks this will come in handy!
>>5719626
Pretty high up there, its a power that could be great for espionage work.
>>5719532
This is the prime location to preform a demonic ritual! Now is the time to make preparations! Kuku!!
>>5719540
Fufufu... For a wish such as that, you must first be prepared to answer to my demands, kuku...
I ASK OF YOU...
TO PUT YOUR GAME AWAY AND DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO ME, KUUUKUKU!!
I take away the sole thing that provides you enjoyment, and you gaze upon the form of EVIL that is I, fufu!!
>>5719554
Kukuku... This is not a power I possess, but I know of one who can. MY MASTER, THE QUEEN DEVIL AKANE KOUMOTO!!
If you are able to summon such a creature, your wish to return may be granted, mortal.
Kuku... but are you able to succeed in such an endeavor?
>>5719568
KUUUKUKUKU!! I am a servant of the highest of demon hierarchy, Akane Koumoto, the Devil Queen!! Fufu!!
It is from her I received this name, so I shall bear it with honor! Ku!
>>5719589
Fufu. Your compliments do little to change your fate, mortal. In the end, all of your souls shall be dragged by me to the underworld!
>>5719637
KUKUKU!! Escape is not possible... not from a demon!
Adding myself to any queue for hosting, the existence of one being a hell of an assumption, but might as well call it now.
>>5719554
Mm-hmm. I know a little about those, too, and how those can also be a little faulty. Not totally, but a little.
>>5719637
You can go wherever you want, just be sure to meet up back here with whatever you find.
>>5719637
Alright, I'll go search over here.
>>5719677
You mean that spy stuff? Mission Impossible and all that?
>>5719637
Wouldn't it be better to have everyone in an enclosed area then?
>>5719634
You stammered. I'll assume that's not your actual name. No matter.
>She stares down at the hand, and scoffs, before accepting the gesture. Her grip is, frankly, very dainty, and her hands look like the sort that don't see much at all physical strain.
And yes, I do. I put no small amount of effort in to keeping care of it.
...We'll see if the feeling is mutual.
>>5719690
Tch. I've no interest in summoning demons. I'll continue just as I have, then, in such a case. What a shame.
>>5719704
Hmh. And back home, I've a fair few who'd be more than capable of keeping me in check, as well.
>>5719576
A tank huh. What kind of ammunition does it fire? Sabot, HEAT? Something weird? Ghosts?
>1 or 2 people hosting next
>queue
Oh please.
>>5719703
>current year
>queue
You're next I think. It's all you.
>>5719323
Ah, if isn't the gun god himself, Y.V. Guess a whole 'lot of group had the same idea. huh?
Well, I've been meaning to escape the Wasteland life for a bit. And, what better way to do that than to follow Rogue around? She seems like she's got a Portal Strike-ing sense of direction.
>>5719469
>She pats your shoulder, and gives you a friendly thumbs-up.
Hey, it's best not to get your rads trapped under a maggot's nest.
Things change. Sometimes, we don't expect that change. That moment we don't expect? Well...
Heh, we let's not get ourselves down so quickly, right? I followed you here in hopes of catchin' a break with a buddy. And, that's what I'm gonna do with ya.
F
>>5719708
Plus that magic door thing you did. Absolutely... and yes like Mission Impossible, though I like to think I am better then Cruise... well not so much like to think. I KNOW I am.
>>5719690
I bet you made her proud with your job.
>closes her book and puts it away
that is a scary phone by the way.
>>5719703
I'll be going after Archer then you can go afterwards.
>>5719752
That is the definition of a queue, yes.
Don't even act like the olden days had longer ones because they didn't. It was more of a quickdraw for who got to go next.
>>5719784
Roger that!
>>5719752
Are you fucking retarded?
>>5719748
There isn't a single one of my tanks that uses physical weaponry now, beyond the...pretty rare explosive. Lasers and what my land calls 'bullets', for the most part.
>>5719655
Sweet. For a dog person thing, you're pretty cool. I think i'll call you Elizabeth... you look like one, and I don't feel like calling you porn.
>>5719690
>She takes out her PSP, and hands it to the Demon. After that, she stares at the girl with a hard, and unwavering stare.
....
>>5719772
What about James Bond? or that Jason Bourne guy
Furry Porn is getting some action.
>>5719770
far as i kno u me an roggy is the only wuns here rn
an dis place kinda suks
nobody heer knos wat mony is
shameful
>>5719792
P A M P K I N S
A
M
P
K
I
N
S
>>5719736
That may be so. I just don't like ultimately leaving that sort of thing to chance. I know it sounds a bit like a broken record, but I've just seen so much of this play out before.
>>5719832
Oh come on, you're a polar bear. What do you need with a fire?
>>5719736
Fufu. You give up your last chance to escape this realm before I tear it asunder, simply because you wish not to summon demon lord... How noble, kuku... and how foolish!!
>>5719774
Kukuku! As the first order of our pact, I demand you send my a text message as soon as you enter my accursed name into your device! Fufu!!
>She does away with the phone, putting it back into the pocket from whence it came,
This was a gift, too, from my demon master... Kuku...
It is an artifact which shall bring aeons of disorder to this world... and many others as well!!
>>5719812
KUKUKUKUKUKUU!!!!
>With lightning fast motions the demon snaps a picture of you with her cell-phone.
And now, a moment while I converse with my demon master about your wish... kuku....
>>5719832
I shall sing the songs of your demise, mortals!!! KUUUUKUKUKU~!
>>5719840
You'll win a pampkin of your own if you manage to climb your way through my standings.
>>5719815
Please, I fought space pirates, killer cyborgs, the yakuza, eco-terrorists, the british. I run circles around those losers.
>>5719752
seek moonlight
>>5719832
alright, alright, I'll keep watch this time
>>5719810
Lame. The real magic is in explosives. Instead of just putting a dinky hole in something like lasers or bullets they can make it disappear completely like a vanishing act.
>>5719568
Ahh, understandable. I guess not having enough sunlight can leave a person...well, bleached! It's a pleasure to meet you, Ruby. My name's Rogue! Oh, this mask?
>She taps at it with a finger.
This is just to filter contaminated air. I don't really do much now, but the last job I had was the duty of being a police officer.
>She pats your head.
>>5719724
Oh, you can't? I didn't know that. Say, since you're a god, would that mean that any limbs you lose would grow back? Like, a starfish or somethin'.
>>5719736
>Rogue shutters as the feeling of the others hand sends goosebumps up her arms.
Jeez...You don't seem like you're much of the kind to be all friendly-friendly with new people, that's for sure. It's almost as if you've been conditioned to always be, I dunno, somewhat introverted?
>She glances to the side.
That's my guess, anyways. What's a person like you doing in a place like here?
>>5719770
Yeah, you're right. Guess there's no use looking back on things that can't be fixed, anyways.
>She stretches her arms out, and places her hands on her waist.
Sounds fun! And, maybe if we're lucky, some of the other dudes might come n' hang with us!
>>5719862
>Mind if I host after you? I can do another since the first ended up being a 24.
>>5719857
That's nice, I'll admit yours is much more advanced than mine, my phone needs a wire. say can I ask you a question? I understand if you don't want to answer it.
>>5719862
YIS!! GIV PAMPKIN
>>5719869
You were also a pirate king.
Eggman Kun playing the long game.
post image number 93
>>5719857
Ooooh... kay. I'll just wait then. Got nothing better to do.
>>5719812
Hm? Aw, thank you. Elizabeth? Interesting name, but I actually came up with one yesterday. Feel free to call me Yona anytime~
I know, a lot of people feel weird calling me furry porn, and I do too for some reason. >>5719832
I normally dont do this with humans, but you'll be an exception~
>>5719724
Seems you like pumpkins a bit...
Well, any country needs money to sustain itself or else it becomes a wasteland of desolation.
>>5719655
It's funny because rap/hip hop has groove, while pop-punk doesn't (in term of rythm) but then there is a special way to dance to pop-punk and I can't. I didn't like hip hop for a long time, but it's all in the rythm, not in the lyrics or anything. I guess it really really a whole change of paradigm to appreciate it.
I know Toto and Africa.
I'd give you some real good african song, but... I kinda forgot their name, it's a real shame because it was clearly on par with that... I'll try to find them again
Have some KC while waiting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhJKCW2_w3k
>>5719832
>uses a lighter
>it's done
Time to get warm
>>5719724
I'm just messing with you YV. No problem really.
>>5719916
...Thank you very much...
>>5719869
Really? Hope they're paying you enough for all that.
>>5719916
Getting a bad vibe from that guy...
I
LOVE
EGGMAN-KUN
>>5719916
You fool, I told you it was a bad idea to attack Russia in the winter!
>>5719902
Well that's a unique name, Rogue, so you used to be a police officer? what happened?
>>5719857
I care not for your kind in general.
...And if you desire to destroy this realm, I'm afraid you'll have me to contend with.
>>5719854
Hmh. Quite frankly, you seem as if you're worrying a lot about nothing in particular.
>>5719902
>She pulls her hand back away, placing it on her staff again
Hmh. I don't have a high opinion of outsiders by default, and even to my friends, I'm...cold.
What else? My aide fouled a transportation ritual up, and here I am.
>>5719919
>
>>5719916
>She coughs heavily
Too...much...effort.
>>5719874
I want to seek moonlight with anon
~
>>5719947
I
LOVE
BOOCE
>tfw no one to put down BLM with
>>5719784
>>5719792
Whoops, sorry for the bad information
And for any resulting disorganization
>>5719919
But anon I can't post that one
>>5719913
OH MY GOD! I FORGOT ABOUT BEING A PIRATE KING HAHAHA.
>>5719945
Oh yes, I even have a butler... and a car that makes martinis
>>5719902
any tim i tak damag that mite be lyfe threatenin i just poof out of existense an com bak
good as new
com on youv seen me get popt b4 roggy u shuld kno dis
>>5719919
>
>>5719936
i lov pampkins!! not as much as mony tho
an i agre on da--
did u sey wastelan
o gosh dont send me back ther pls
>>5719942
ur jokes arent funy
im hert on de inside
>>5719968
no!! want pampkin now
>>5719919
>
>>5719886
Hah! I'll have you know that I hybridize magic and science!
And you haven't seen how damn big my beams are. I don't punch holes, I disintegrate!
>>5719909
Fufu... Ruby Gloom...
You are free to ask anything of a demon like I, be it wish or conversation!!
>>5719916
>Loud Kukukus.
>>5719924
>The demon talks quietly on the phone for a while... She looks confused.
>>5719971
What little chance you would stand against I, let alone the masters I serve. Kuku.
You mortals grow more ignorant by the day...
>>5719919
>>5719840
Wait, you're kiddin'! People here don't recognize the value, importance, and knowledge of mony?
You're right, that IS shameful. Neither does it make any cents. But, hey, its not SO bad here. 'Least we've got pampkins, right?
Hmm, I've noticed. Funny, there used to be more of us here before... Then again, I've only come out just because Rogue did, as well.
>>5720000
eugh...
>>5719994
Shh, come on now.
Alright, YV, you want a beer to forget that? I know I can be dense sometimes
>>5719936
....Of course. Alright then, Yona it is. It's nice to meet you, I guess.
>>5719998
Hey, what's up! What did that boss lady say?
F
>>5719993
Butler? Now I'm thinking Batman.
>>5719998
I am no mere mortal! I am Ariel! Ritual master and daughter of the head family of the Gishki tribe! My skills are second only to one other.
>>5719998
Can you grant me a wish? it's a tiny one.
>Ruby Gloom
>>5720028
>The demon hangs up the phone...
...
My master... has never seen you before in her thousand years of life... mortal.
I am unable to grant your wish...
>>5720058
Kukuku... You believe me to be intimidated by titles such as that? I do not care for your mortal 'TRIBE', for you are all mortals in the end! KUKUKUKUKUUU!!!!
>>5720069
A wish!? KUKU!!!
I SHALL GRANT YOUR WISH... For the demon's price, fufu! Tell me what it is you want, and I shall tell you what it is I demand in exchange!
>Karen Shirogane