Touhou thread Post lewd touhous, talk about what perverted things

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ARMPITS

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This pic speaks for itself in how I feel

>>5716859
That FLAN a best?

>>5716441
Meiling seems proud

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Come on guys, talk about lewd things

I want to bury my face into this butt

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ALICE YES!

>>5717609
I want to lick Cirnos Feet

>>5717609
Leaving the bloomers on I hope.

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>>5717647
I want to impregnate Patchouli

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>>5717655
Even this one?

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>>5717652
Of course

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>>5717697
I'd post the obese getting fucked a pig filled with semen to the point where womb and ovaries are saturated but then I'd just be a dick.

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>>5717685
Of course. Any Patchouli is fine, though I do have my preferences.

>>5717726
STOP
Post original version

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>>5718155
Something seems off...

Rika is best girl

>>5718439
のワの

>>5716859
Pedo

>>>/jp/

I need Yukari

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>>5721795
How much?

>>5721924
More than anything

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>>5721795
Good taste, Yukari is nr.1 girl

>>5722087
I want to feel her gloves upon my cock as she teases me!

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>>5722114
Who wouldn't?
Mistresses soft gloves stroking your naughty dick while they get covered in all your sticky juice leaking out, her teasing you about what a perverted little boy you must be to enjoy her soft touch so much

>>5722245
Yes please!
I'd love to be Yukari's lucky pet who gets to soak her gloves and stockings~

What even is touhou?

>>5723949
A series of games where lots of cute girls shot eachother

I wish I was even half as elegant and perfect as Sakuya-senpai.

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>>5742699
I always fantasize about gentle femdom with her. Like getting a handjob while she presses herself up against me or her holding my head or cock between her soft legs.

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>>5742863
I fantasize about her dressing me up in cute meido outfits and teaching me to cook and clean properly.
I fantasize about her holding my hands as someone fucks me from behind, her reassuring me that it'll be ok, her telling me that I have to get used to it if I want to serve master properly.

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I want to be a touhou.

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>>5742974
Dirty boy, do I need to sit you in my lap and pamper you to keep you from thinking about such naughty thoughts?

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>>5743198
>boy
Mark my words, I will be a pretty and elegant maid.

>>5743126
Me too.

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>>5743251
Tsk tsk, like I said, dirty.

You'd really want me to dress you up like a cute girl? It'd probably get really tight in your panties if you suddenly got an erection while I had my hands on you.

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>>5743413
If that happens she can cut it off, luckily I'm a girl.

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>>5743479
One step closer to being a proper, cute maid then

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Is there are better girl than Yukari?

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>>5745544

I want to impregnate and raise a loving not-oni family with Kasen.

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I want to be Sanae and seduce unsuspecting, virginal anons into marathon all-night-long sessions of filthy sex.

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>>5749076
What kinds of stuff would you do to us?

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>>5749231
First I'd have to give you a cock inspection! Get you up against a wall, or maybe on your back, surprised and too shocked to escape, while I give your cock a proper going over, to see what it's like! I'd run my hands over it, squeeze it, sniff it and inhale the scent, maybe touch it with my face or against my lips to see how warm it is. Then I bet my little virgin anon would be so confused and overexcited, his cock would be letting out a few drops of precum, which I'd have to taste! After all, if I'm going to stuff myself with your cum, I'm going to do a little taste-test first. And if there's no precum, maybe I'll have to suck the head until some comes out for me

>>5749341
I'd definitely start leaking fast, and I'd probably be rock hard before you even undid my pants.

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>>5749357
Exactly how I like them! You're a good boy, anon~

After the inspection, it would be time for a full-on blowjob, all the way to you unloading a huge glob of cum into my mouth and down my throat. Pistoning my head back and forth on your shaft, almost throatfucking myself. And there's no escaping now, because I'd have my hands pushing you back or holding you down, squeezing your stomach muscles or cupping your balls. Maybe I'd even have to sit on your legs if you started squirming too hard.

And I wouldn't stop after one load either! As soon as I've swallowed it all down and wiped my lips, I'd start up again. You wouldn't be allowed to get up until I've had a proper good bellyfull of cum.

>>5749421
I don't know how long I'd be able to last between such soft and skilled lips, but my cock would certainly jump back up even after shooting a load into your hot mouth. Would a good boy like me be able to indulge in the rest of your body too?

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>>5749480
Of course you would! After the blowjobs, it would be time for indulging myself to my heart's content~ You might have passed out after the blowjobs, so maybe I'd have to let you take a little nap first, but that's okay because you'd wake up to the feeling of me straddling your hips, about to totally steal your virginity! I'd make sure you're fully awake for the moment I sit down on your cock and it slides up, inside me!

And then together we'd destroy your virgin-status! Complete destruction! I'd ride your cock until you can't take it anymore and unload deep inside my pussy. Or maybe since you got blown twice earlier, you'd have enough stamina to outlast me and push me down to the bed to fuck my brains out!

Afterward we'll get your cock primed again with some nice slow paizuri, and then I'll get on all fours and stick my ass in the air and command you to jam it in!

>>5749537
I'd lose myself to lust like an animal after all of that. I'd want to run my tongue and lips all over your body while I pound against you.

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>>5749568
That's right, anon! Lose control and pound me until you're completely exhausted, until you pass out! Until you've shot every single load you can and your balls are completely dry, and every last drop of your cum is inside me instead!

>>5749626
I would! I'd be squeezing at your soft ass and eating it out one second, then be hungrily sucking at your tits the next.

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>>5749652
You're a good boy, anon~ And after we're done, I'll probably be so stuffed with semen that I won't be able to get up for a few hours!

>tfw no one to 2hu erp with

>>5750748
Which 2hu would you want to erp with?

>>5751616
>all of them
Sanae mostly.

>>5751616
Cirno-nee

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>>5751616
this slut

If we can keep these threads as a regular thing I'll gladly ERP as my favorite Touhous whenever I get the time and am horny. Hopefully others will do the same because I want to be in the Anon position as well.

I want to take a giant, stinky shit on Keine's chest!

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test

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>>5753203
I'd love to check back later and chat with some interesting anons again!

>>5752159
Like this boy right here!

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Not enough Parsee in these threads.

Bumpity

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>>5762759
I'll bump you, anon~

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If I was Yukari, I would surprise cute anons in their beds by appearing under the covers!

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9 is a best.

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>>5764282

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>>5764287

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>>5764291

>>5764234
And then rape them with your fat dick?

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>>5764295

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>>5764300

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>>5764308

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>>5764315

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>>5764296
Noooo, Yukari doesn't have a fat dick! She has a soft, puffy pussy! But first I'd suck the anon's dick!

>>5764322
>>5764315
You disgust me. Sexualizing a fucking retard.

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>>5764487
Oh yukari definitely has a dick, the biggest out of all the touhous maybe even, which regularly needs to be "taken care of"!

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>>5764563
B-but I want to take care of other dicks. Fine! I'll be a different touhou then!

>>5764577
Patchouli should have a lot of knowledge on how to please dicks

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>>5764608
I see what you did there. And yes, she's eager to try out all the things she's read about in books.

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>>5764626
What do you think about Fatchy though?

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>>5764789
If I was Fatchy, I'd be able to give extra-super plush paizuri!

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>>5764858
Big Fatchouli funbags definitely would be the best for some great paizuri

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I wonder if anybody is around.

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>>5766324
I am always around

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>>5766400
Have a present. It's even gift-wrapped.

>>5766610
Oh my, funbag Yuuka is a very nice gift!

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Would you like Miss Yukari even if she ate a bit too much?

>>5766324
Hello, Hell Cat

>Touhou ERP
my
fucking
dick

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>>5772411

I tried to get something going on yesterday, but jeeze, none of you boys were around! You reduced me to solo play, you know?

>>5775526
Well, do you do email...~?

>ywn experience a nursing handjob from yukari where she gently pumps away at your cock with one hand and holds your face against her breast with the other while playing with your hair and scratching your scalp

unh

>>5776650
There's always hope

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fox bump

>>5781996
>>5782038
>>5782063

Hnng

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>>5785808
Wanna play later~?

>>5793980
No time unfortunately

>>5793980
Not the same guy but I could always appreciate some tender love from Sanae.

>>5716808
Reimu's sideboobs and armpits do so many things to my dick it's unbelievable. Imagine cumming on them, it must be heavenly.

>>5804102
>>5806899
I like where this thread is going