Zootopia General NudeJude edition Pastebin: pastebin.com/iY

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moped here reposting for new thread
back from hiatus is the donk moped comic
may the next hiatus be not as long and stupid!
link as always
http://m.imgur.com/a/RXT0w

>>5706411
bun has chosen you. God help us all.

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BunBuns

>>5706511
Hes got such an adorable little weenis

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Roll for me anons

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>>5706511
THAT IS NOT MY ACUTAL SIZE!

>>5706620
What, you're even smaller? Harsh.

>>5706620
That's right! His anus is way more gaped than that!

>>5706620
Then what IS your T.M.I., Jack?

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>>5706640

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>>5706650
oops didnt meant to quote anyone

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I return from tacos.
I got nachos instead.
I have failed you all.

>>5706665
Nachos are delicious, premo choice Anon.

>>5706665
How is this a failure. I'd call that an upgrade

Greentext for new bread, part 1 of 3

So you want to know the story of how it happened, huh? Are you sure? It's... a hard story to tell, but I guess if anyone's got the right to know, it's you.
Here goes.

>be me
>slick Nick, the con-fox
>never let them see that they get to you
>everything under control, the marks wrapped around my pinkie
>rolling in the dough
>life... isn't bad, for a fox
>then everything is turned completely upside down by this amazing bunny cop
>we go on this crazy adventure, like something out of a novel
>fights, spy stuff, a surprise twist villain, escaping through a pipe, falling down a huge waterfall
>the works
>she saved my life
>I saved hers
>we both literally lost count
>I never expected her to make me feel... the way I felt
>so now my priorities are all screwed up
>nothing makes sense anymore
>except Carrots
>and that I want to be with her
>so I became a cop - me, Nick, the fox so slick he'd slide uphill
>I became a cop for her
>and life was really, really good with her

>>5706690

2/3

>we'd been together for a while
>it was spring
>the flowers were blooming, the trees were budding out, love was in the air
>you know the drill, all that sappy stuff
>my Carrots... she'd been super-lovey for a couple weeks now
>rabbits don't have annual cycles like some mammals
>but the mood... the scents... they were still affecting her
>and one night, after dinner, she brings up the subject we'd been avoiding
>kits
>her kits. Hers and mine
>oh Heaven, it was so goddamn hard
>she wanted them so badly - and wanted them to be mine
>but...
>wrong species, you know?
>there's some things you just can't be... no matter how much you want to
>and I couldn't help her become a mom
>so I said some stupid things... it doesn't even matter what, now
>I did that stupid, STUPID thing where I get all snarky when I'm defen...
>when I'm scared
>I was terrified out of my mind, and my tongue got away from me
>and it turned into this huge fight
>and it really hurt
>so I did what I do best
>I ran away
>I ran like a coward and left her there
>it was days before I got the ball- courage to go back
>I knew something was seriously wrong the instant I laid eyes on her
>she's crying, and tells me she's made a huge mistake
>and I know - I just know, way down in my gut, that nothing's ever going to be the same again
>so she tells me
>she'd cheated on me. with another rabbit
>and she's pretty sure she's got his kits
>it was just this stupid thing, she tells me. a fling, a one-night stand
>it didn't MEAN anything, not like we had
>she just wanted kits so bad

>>5706699

3/3

>you know the expression 'blinding rage'?
>I'd... never really understood what it meant
>not until then
>but she's standing there, crying up at me, and gestures to her stomach
>where the kits were, you know?
>and something in me just... broke
>I just focused way down, tight in on her stomach
>I couldn't see anything else
>they weren't mine, went roaring through my head
>and I... I hit her
>I hit her real hard. I couldn't control it at all
>Judy... she was so tough! she worked so hard all through Academy, and came out so incredibly strong
>she could carry ME, for cheese's sake!
>but she... she trusted me, and she wasn't expecting it
>and... oh Heaven...
>I heard something crunch inside her
>and she just drops, right there
>she's holding her stomach, and her breathing's not RIGHT
>and I'm completely freaking out
>I... arranged the scene. I set things up
>a chair. a hammer and nails. pictures off the walls
>and I call it in... and I say I found her like that
>I don't know what happened
>and the ambulance takes her away, and the other cops ask me a bunch of questions
>but I'm Slick Nick. I know how to lie
>besides, they all knew how much I loved her
>and I was one of them
>they're all cops, and they knew to be thorough. I mean, we'd all been on domestic calls
>but I'd set things up, and I knew the cops, and I knew how to lie
>they wouldn't let me see her
>not for hours
>wouldn't tell me what was going on, how she was doing
>not knowing was KILLING me
>I got her flowers. from the gift shop, you know?
>stupid, overpriced things
>but I got them, and I tried to eat something, and I waited
>they finally tell me I can see her
>I'm out of there like a shot
>they've got her in what they call a Recovery room, which is a good sign
>I mean, things could still go bad... worse, you know? but a Recovery room sounds hopeful
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>5706699
THIS HAD BEST END COMFORTABLY

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>>5706678
>>5706686

I return from tacos.
I upgraded to nachos.
Do I win?

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>>5706466
oh shit

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>>5706811
For now

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>Hey anon, channel your emotions into art.
>Okay!
>Start writing fiction that attempts to convey the triumph of super robot anime.
>Get a few pages in.
>Realize that nobody is going to care enough to interact with the world I've built, because they don't have the connection with it that I do.
>Can't recreate the circumstances that caused me to like that feeling so much.
>Stop writing, buy a sex toy.
>Play interactive fiction.
>Go to bed.

>>5706895

sounds like a reasonable day to me

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>Go to bed
>Wake up, new thread, more than 600 posts to read

Well time to dig in the archives

>>5706466
Oh, nice! I always liked this art tennis, not only for the story but also because as a drawfag is a huge inspiration. You see the art get better and better every page. Hope to see more soon, Moped!

>>5706650
And is seems that my (part of) greentext was capped

>>5706895
>nobody is going to care enough to interact with the world I've built, because they don't have the connection with it that I do.
And for this you need to create that connection with your writing. And if you fail it was a nice exercise in style. There is no downside in this.

Some music for this deader than dead hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEXSiFzOfU

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Cute

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>>5707104
:'C

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>>5707104
my only concern his their legs are way too long and broad shoulders, giving them rather human-like proportions.
This is what alway surprises me. Surely, someone who can draw so well would be mindful of original concepts and body guidelines?

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>>5707161
Can't do sick jumps and divekicks with tiny little foxe legs

>>5707171
you can you just have to believe in yourself bro

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>>5707104
Being partnered with the office slut, that is a shitty situation. I wonder how much dick he had to polish to get there.

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>>5707118
Man the fuck up Jack.

>>5706854
Anon, I'm going to be honest. I have no interest in going through the practice it takes to be a great writer. Not only is that pretty much impossible with the mental disorders I have, I don't feel awesome if I push through them. It's just fucking awful until I stop.

I'm not going to practically kill myself to write literally autistic Zootopia crossovers that people aren't going to care about.

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>>5707104
>>5707188
>>5707197
Fcuck you guys it feels like you all teamed up against best bun!

>>5707207
Judy does look pretty cute in drag.

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>>5707201
Its okay, you replied to the wrong dude, I'll still hug you Anon.

>>5707104
>>5707171
source?

>>5707217
Whoops. Thanks for the hug though! I like those.

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>those headlines
Bellwether wins. Flawless victory.

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>>5707227
Yes, hugs are indeed good. I hope things go better for you Anon.

>>5707226
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/984378/59a08317d6/
http://ittybittykittytittys.tumblr.com/

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>>5707245
thanks anon

>>5707215
twitter link?

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>Finally stopped dragging my heels and watched this movie a week ago
>Spend all of my evenings since then binging Weaver's Zootopia content
>Can't stop re-reading "The Sloshed Fox"

I need help.

>>5707272
Soon you will want to create your own context. We're here to help you making the first steps.

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>>5707197
>forgot his ear
oops.

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>>5707272
whatever you do, avoid fanfictions at all cost. Once you start reading them, there is no turning back.

Trust me, i know.

Good news, everyone! I have nearly completed my TT entry!

If anyone's writing greentexts or fics, I have a request. Nick or Judy trying to convince an Anon not to kill themselves and screwing up.

>>5707230
I like the art so far, but I wish I could tell where this was going.

For a while, I thought that this was going to turn into Judeon.

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Daily reminder Judy would and should have washed the fuck out of it wasn't for the lucky reveal

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>>5707272
>>5707310
>>5707312

Don't listen to those naysayers, Anon. You're always welcome here.

>>5707288
source?

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>>5707312
Anon it is already too late.

I need more Nick/Judy emotional rollercoaster rides.

It's been too long since I've been enthralled by such a compelling relationship.

It's too good.

I need

More

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>>5707339
Ya I really wish that it took a bit of detective work or a sudden alignment of already unearthed clues or something, not just "Here's the answer" thing.

>>5707358
http://thewinterbunny.deviantart.com/

>>5707367
Thanks

>>5707359
Well, look at the titles of the image of the post you have answered to. They are all titles of fanfictions with what you are searching. Have a nice ride.

What is Judy's favorite lunch?

Don't be racist and say carrots.

>>5707394
storrac

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>>5707394
Every bunny's favorite meal.

>>5707394
carrot greens.
Sauteed with some butter and salt.
With a blueberry fritter for dessert. (Darn you, Nick..)

>>5707394
Nicks cum

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>>5707394

Fox dick, obviously.

>>5707269
https://www.twitter.com/monmokamoko/status/777742704658698240

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>>5707382
You clever bastard.

(thanks buddy)

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>>5707394

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>>5707429

>image

This Nick looks feminine. Is it the glasses?

>>5707418
>https://www.twitter.com/monmokamoko/status/777742704658698240
thank you very much

>>5707429
source?

>>5707452
It's a pretty limp-wristed Nick. But the color of the frames don't help.

>>5707450
Is there a non censored version? Also, from the rectangle, Nick seems one hung motherfucker

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Hope you're still alive out there Kam.

>>5707532
Didn't see one, got it off e621.

>>5707478
https://www.twitter.com/monmokamoko/status/777742704658698240

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Hey guys!

MisterEAnon here, introducing my latest fic: Nick And Judy's Psuedo-Penis Adventure, starring Becca and Jack Savage.

And I'm counting this as my TT entry, because law enforcement, alright?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8244902

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>>5707542
>Search for it on e621
>Japanese artist
>Uh oh
>Censor bars in every drawing

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>>5707561
That is very sad

>>5707561
What's up with those censor bars anyway? Especially when posting on international sites?

>>5707197
>i'm a gud bun

>>5707584
It's illegal to display genitals, so they add censor bars. Gutsier artists leave just a small censor bar where you can see most of it fine, but more scared one either play with angles and position to never have to show it, or put a huge white bar. Reason is, the less censored, the higher the chance he gets a strike for it.

>>5707584
dox fick 2 impure for japs

How many alt-verses are there?

>>5707550
Kek. That was... anvilicious. And certainly better than everything BL has ever written for that canid.
>And I'm counting this as my TT entry, because law enforcement, alright?
Nope. Get to work, MisterE.

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>>5707650
Many. I don't think anyone knows. And personally I'd prefer not to know.

>>5707650
five

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>>5707658
oh shit I forgot about TT

whats the theme this time?

>>5707650

No way to know, Anon, and it's growing all the time as stories and art are added.

>>5707714
Military/War/Law Enforcement.

>>5707658

but anon, i dont have any other ideas

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>>5707714

>whats the theme this time?

Military / War / Etc.

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>>5707650
Do you mean period, or the ones that went anywhere?

>>5707732
There are many possibilities, with this theme. You can do law enforcement so days at the ZPD, ZPD agents adventures, etc. With military/war you can go anywhere: military training, traumatic war experiences, civil war, bronze age/Romawn/medieval/Hipponese/etc. wars, Zootopia in the wake of a war with another nation, etc. Seriously, the number of prompts is overwhelming. But don't despair if you don't have any others ideas. I said it more like a joke, however I will be glad to read more from you this TT.

>>5707735
Nice!

>>5707786

admittedly, i mostly do happy stories
a theme of war does not entirely preclude this notion, but it makes it significently more difficult to mass produce fiction with

>>5707794
But don't you think... That love can bloom even on a battlefield?

>>5707794
ZPD paintball war? Winner gets first pick for vacation time?

>>5707794
I concur. I usually try to draw comfy for TT, but my entry this time will not be happy nor comfy.
However, like you said,war doesn't preclude it altogether. And for mass production you can rely on Law enforcement.

>>5707813

i dont really do romance a lot
only when its particularly slow burning do i find it tolerable

>>5707823

a distinct possibility... i could work with that, depending on the rules.

>>5707794

How about protagonists who successfully negotiate a stop to a war - and become friends in the process? Each one representing a different side of the conflict, but learning so much about the other during the negotiations that they can't help but become attracted to who would otherwise be a life-long enemy.

Doesn't have to be all bombs and blood and horror, Anon.

>>5707832
Don't take the theme too literally and do military movies - that's what I'm doing.

>>5707854

but anon, im a writefag
how do military movies turn into one shot fanfics?

>>5707854

>Don't take the theme too literally and do military movies - that's what I'm doing.

Wait, like Nick and Judy watching a war movie together, for example?

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>>5707813

>>5707860
>>5707863

Ah, right, I'm an artfag, so it gets a little easier, since the pic can be literally a zootopia spin on a famous war movie scene.

>>5707873
Dude, rude; Ottercon gonna be crushed.

>>5707885

Ahh, I see. I was asking about the characters watching the movie together because that struck me as a clever idea for how to stay in theme but also avoid writing about real war / tragedy / etc.
I hadn't thought of that for the TT, and liked the idea.

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Ch.3 of Echos of A Megalith is finally done.
This is a post apocalyptic story/CYOA about Nick, a scavenger, tasked with a job that's way above his pay grade.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7745752/chapters/18893681

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Just posting a normal, not underage Judy

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>>5707914
Totally normal bunner

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>>5707650
as >>5707669 said - there are probably hundreds of them, but hey, for the sake of curiosity, i'll try to name all i can think of from comics/fanfictions:
> zistopia
> comfy
> nick is an AI
> judy is an AI
> shadowrun
> bronze age
> medieval
> silence of the lambs
> regency
> zorro
> medical school/hospital
> college
> teacher/student
> role reversal
> the one where nick submits to his scout bullies
> warhammer
> nick goes savage
> JiD
> pre-civilization
> post apocalyptic
> robin hood
> superpowers
> fox supremacy
> hell
> civil war

>>5707926
>comfy
"comfy"

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>>5707926
What about the pet nick one?

>>5707926
How is one to find comics of specific categories (e.g. fox supremacy)?

>>5707938
that was a greentext

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>>5707914
>>5707918
Who doesn't want to eat such bountiful goodness?
>>5707934
We had comfy and corrupted comfy, we made AU of AU

>>5707939
quickest way is to just ask

fanfic http://archiveofourown.org/works/7920358/chapters/18098572
comic http://thewyvernsweaver.deviantart.com/art/Prologue-A-Key-to-the-City-630987394

>>5707950
Comfy AU was doomed by the start.

>make au where nothing ever fucking happened
>expect the characters to be the same
>realize it's boring as fuck
>spice things up on every corner to try to make it less bland and unberably shit
>"comfy" au

>>5707942
Not him, but I don't recall there being a pet Nick green.
Does anyone happen to have a cap?

>>5707938
Now they are both lewd with Judy

>>5707995
If I remember correctly there are different authors for the two AUs.
And yes, Comfy AU was never intended to be particularly endearing, only a breath of air from the particularly non-comfy atmosphere of those days in the threads.

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>>5707995
someone said comfy au :V

>>5708012
Wait, I thought people wanted to make an absolutely innocent digestible AU where there wouldn't be any "evil plan", prejudice, pointless no communication drama, etc.

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>>5707995
>>5708058
dun :v

>>5708065
scoutmaster nick totally fits those criteria

>>5708074
Yeah, I'm talking about the initial draft where Bellwether wasn't power hungry or mistreated by Lionheart, Lionheart was a good mayor, Nick never was muzzled and went to become a scout and then left, Finnick had a shop, there was never a missing mammal case, etc. Then people went to add Missing Mammal scouts case, evil plot with someone behind the kids abduction, Judy married a guy who impregnated her to get her to quit the force and dumped/divorced her when she didn't, then the scoutsmaster nick nuked the whole thing.

>>5708113
>Judy married a guy who impregnated her to get her to quit the force and dumped/divorced her when she didn't
everyone still trots that out, it's like they didn't even read the threads

>>5708058
>>5708067
Hey, dude.

Were you the one who released that script the other day?
I made a few modifications to it and wanted to know if I could release what I got.

>>5708137
yes :v pls, share

>>5708144
Alright, here it is.

http://pastebin.com/n18ZTp01

Changes:
>Looks for posts within the same thread before downloading a new one
>cleans up temp files on exit
>variable to change archive sites on the fly
>variable for displaying fancy colors

Was able to cap the example provided in under a minute with this one.
Hope this is helpful!

>>5703382
God damn timezones.. I missed Inky.
Inky, if you're seeing this and feeling up for it, references can be found at silanxi.tumblr.com

>>5708125
I'm not knocking on your "marry someone, realize they want you to sit back home to raise his kids like a breeder while you give up on your dream and career until you have to divorce is comfy", I'm just saying inserting it on an AU where every single post was trying to weave a conflict less setting where nothing was wrong is pretty fucking glaring.

>>5708173
it's beautiful, man
ily rn, no homo (unless you're a twink or a trap)

>>5708179
Like I said, you didn't read the thread

>>5708192
What did I not get? That "it's so mature and comfy because both sides are happy with the divorce"? Or are you talking about there being two different Comfy AU?

>>5707452
It's Nick. Feminine should be expected. He is the prettiest Disney Princess, after all.

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>>5708184
WHAT
are you inky?
What's going on?
I haven't had my coffee yet?
I love you too <3

(I set my tv to switch on to wake me up. Discovery Channel's TREEHOUSE LORDS or something. -> One hour of dreaming about falling down inside treehouses.)

>>5708144
>>5708167
Sorry to bother you again, but I forgot to mention:
This will also save the files in the pwd instead of the home directory.

>>5708198
Well go read the threads in the archive and find out, anon.

>>5708173
I didn't know you had a tumblr, sil.

>>5708217
Shit I triggered you a bit too hard didn't I? Sorry, I didn't mean it.

>>5708213
no, i'm the guy that wrote the original script

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>>5708221
>>5708231
sheeeeeit

>>5708216
not a bother; you just implemented everything i was too lazy to :v

>>5707996
Unfortunately, I don't think we had any cappers that day, Here's the archive link though: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/5676828/5676828.html

Pet Nick stuff is about the last quarter of the thread.

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>>5708245
I'm here everyday.
I didn't grab that for some reason though. Probably because it was a thread collab and not an actual story. I'll leave the tab open and cap it tomorrow.

>>5708299
Excellent. That insanity is too glorious to die.

You're a good person, capperanon.

>>5708239
You're worthless just like your writing

>>5708339
Rude, dude

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>>5708339
That's not very nice.

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>>5708346
im gon rude my dud all ovr u lil kuklet

>>5708339
that made me feel warm and fuzzy inside, just like when i first wrote AHiW

>>5708239
Well, it's pretty fun to be able to find a way to improve things sometimes.
Also, I'm pretty happy to finally find another linuxfag in these threads!

>5708339
(you)

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I had a feeling I should have used Discord.

>>5708453
Well divorced Judy was added to make it so Nick and Judy actually met up, but then the whole missing scouts thing was added too which was a better was to get that going.

>>5708416
are you on the discord

>>5708484
Yes.
I was *way* too shy to use it though.

I learned my lesson about anonymity the hard way today.

>>5708001
Inky please draw it

>>5708472
Both were fucking terrible, this is Nothing Happens Everything Is Fine AU, have Nick meet her working or at the metro or some wacky coincidence like a romcom. The first has Judy go through some bad moment in her life, which was, at least on my view, what it wanted to avoid with the AU. Yeah, you can argue that everything is fine now, but the thing is she entered a relationship where both parties viewed their future extremely different, and that was just found after they had already married and had kids, this is not happy or nice, to anyone. It sucks. I get it, you desperately want WildeHopps, but you have to choose one: Judy is happy living her life with her husband who supports her and they are the model happy family, or Judy is alone and STILL happy. The only way for missing scouts to be comfy is just scouts playing a prank on Nick.

>>5708453
well, in the AU they met as she'd buy pawsickled and have a small chat with Nick on almost a daily basis, but it doesn't really matter anymore.

>>5708568
Who cares?

>>5708627
people that aren't you

>>5708627
Nobody! But I will still post it. Do you feel like contributing to the thread with another topic?

>>5707650
technically speaking, infinite

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dead

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.

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>>5708744
good

now give me some draw requests

>>5708759
Nick and Judy dressed like clowns!

>>5708759
a cute sheep looking up the sky and praising the sheep god.

>>5708759
Skye sitting down with Nick, just talking. Comfey pic.

>>5708759
Nick on patrol...in a female uniform.

>>5708759
Judy on Pack Street.

>>5708759
Mrs Wilde in days old makeup and a faded nightgown sipping some wine on Mother's day.

>>5708759
Betty fighting with Al for Alpha dominance turns sexual

Nick and Judy hanging out with Pack Street crew

>>5708759
Nick and Judy hanging out with Pack Street crew
>Forgot to reply

>>5708798
>>5708808
>>5708818
So is Nick's dick red, pink or black?

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>>5708823

yes

>>5708823
I prefer blue and green stripes, but apparently that makes me the weirdo

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Guess this is the time when this turns into a Nick appreciation thread.

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>>5708850

more like Dick appreciation

i'm just emptying my folder.

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>>5708763
no problem man

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end of my dump.

>>5708803
Nick being a slut for dicks gets me like you wouldn't believe

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>>5708871
You don't need to appreciate Dick to appreciate Nick.

>>5708898

that's kinda gay, man.

>>5708880
That Charlie tho

I guess since this is dead hours I'll try for another greentext.
Anyone got any ideas?

>>5708906
>He says after gay porn was dumped

>>5708880
that's great m8.

>>5708915
Comfy Wildehopps

>>5708915
bellwether traps Nick and she rides him wild(e).

>>5708880
dog bless zootopia

>>5708915
Nick and Judy endure a series of obnoxious double dates with random couples. Double points for crack pairings; Finnick/Bellwether for example.

Or do a greentext with Violet Hopps. Her own mental evaluations of certain mammals in Zootopia.

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>>5708871
Dammit, furry artists. Not everything has a knot. Spotted hyenas in particular don't and this is the second pic I've seen here in two days where a hyena had a dog dick.

NICK ISN'T GAY!

>>5708956
I think I might be able to work with this.
I'll probably be a while though.

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>>5709036
He was gay for pay during his early hustling days though

>>5709036
Depends on the Nick.

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https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws

actually just gonna stream for awhile, I'll hit >>5708774 and maybe >>5708781 and then work on other stuff

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>>5709036
Nope, he's just bicurious

>>5709036
>Implying anyone that feminine and is partners with a twink is straight

>>5709036
It was never shown in the movie. I wouldn't be surprised if Disney on the next movie revealed he was gay and that Judy is an agender demigirl pansexual to make up for all the "male female couple marries for no reason other than different genders and that you have to marry to be happy" that they made earlier and everyone thinks they need to repent for.

>>5709118

it's a harmful stereotype.

>>5709126

i know Disney is progressive as fuck lately (Star Wars TFA, strong independent Moana), but that would take things too far.

>>5708768
source?

>>5709126
Please. If Disney did any romantic relationship with those two that wasn't WildeHopps the fans would riot.

>>5709036
Of course not. He fucks women too.

>>5709147
Don't know it just sounds like it's going to be the next steps with the scare of making protags love each other while putting Pronk, Clawhauser, that couple of Dory and the whole fear of showing some love since that would be undermining other kinds of love.

>>5709174

Listening to fans is the worst thing writers could do.

>>5709174
Judy married Jack and Nick married his mom

>>5709055
Oh-..oh, ohh no.. Oh no.
This picture d-does things to me.

Oof

>>5709190

shut up and fap

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Halloween is around the corner.

>>5709174
We're assuming that Disney cares about the fans and that 2 of movies are good.

>>5709185
>Nick married his mom
and Skye at the same time.
#justfoxthings

>>5709208
WildeSkye is the only ship that manages to be worse than MollyxDes

>>5709185
I think you mean Judy marries Nick's mom, Nick marries himself, and Jack marries McHorn.

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>>5709190
u gay, son?

Pseudopenis x Jack, where Pseudopenis wears the pants, is arguably the best ship that could appear in the movie

>>5709227
That's basically Labjer's Sam & Mark, since one is always cucking the other.

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>>5709240
No, Becca and Jack's love is pure

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> start reading "Savage" fanfic
> 108k words of bioterrorism/war with delicious Wildehopps shipping
> love it; finish it today
> start the sequel "Evolved"
> 9k, 2 chapters, last updated in July
> "on hiatus until further notice"
FUCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

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>>5708774

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Have you ever felt like walking into the middle of a three way

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>>5709256
no, FOUR-WAY!

>>5709248
Yep, my exact reason why I hesitate reading in-progress fanfictions/fanfictions that haven't been updated. Especially because it ALWAYS seems to stop at some cliffhanger.

>>5709301
And then you get a half-assed 3 chapter ending after a year and a half

>>5709249
fucking amazing nobby

>>5709301
The two greatest killers of a long-running fanfic are the author either losing interest, or not being able to figure out how to wrap the story up.

Of course, it's fanfic, so it's not like it's any real loss, but it's annoying all the same.

>>5709332
>The two greatest killers of a long-running fanfic are the author either losing interest, or not being able to figure out how to wrap the story up.

Part of the reason why I have never wanted to try my hand at a long-term fic. I am scared of losing interest or losing focus on the fic. I can come up with plenty of ideas for a fic, but I don't feel like I would have the dedication or skill to pull it off.

Anyone have the photo of Nick's face on his mom?

>>5709126
>Judy is an agender demigirl pansexual

>>>/t/umblr

>>5709212
Judging from past posts (and also the obvious fact that Jack is a horribly fleshed-out character), quite a lot of people enjoy WildeSkye, it seems.

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>>5709226
*[frantic semiagressive turning-gay noises]*

>>5709457
Is it gay if it's only Nick

>>5709477
Double gay.

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>>5709090

>>5709477
I've asked myself the same question, anon
..Then I realize that the only thing keeping me from fulminant furry gayness is a thin veil of self-imposed mental discrimination.

..meaning that we're only a thought-experiment away from acknowledging full general furryness.
(https://e621.net/post/show/457859/2014-anal-anal_penetration-anthro-anus-armpits-bal)

>>5709503
>Wedding rings
>Yes

>>5709248
ik the feel man, i loved that story :c

>>5709457
Easy there anon. I enjoy the porn too, but IRL I only have eyes for women.

I've learned that this shit isn't a "one or the other" deal.

>>5709375
Everyone fancies himself an idea guy, but most of those ideas are shit anyway, even before you get to the application of skill.

>>5708915
>>5708956
I feel like I might regret writing this...

>A blinding light immediately engulfs the vacant room.
>Lying on the floor, Nick tiredly opens his eyes, turning his head towards a familiar, yet strangely sinister silhouette.
>"Oh, you're awake?"
>Nick looks around the rest of the room, noticing his hands suspended over his head with a rope and handcuffs.
>He also spots a familiar bunny, completely mangled and barely moving, staring at him with teary eyes.
>"Judy?!"
>He blurts her name out before his mind could catch up.
>The silhouette speaks again.
>"That's 'Mayor Bellwether' to you, Wilde."
>The figure approaches him under the light, revealing a ewe with a suspicious grin that nearly spanned eye to eye.
>"And I'll see to it you'll remember that."
>The fox speaks up with a burning rage in his voice.
>"What the hell did you do to her?!"
>"You mean what *you* did to her?"
>"What's that supposed to mean?"
>"Oh? You don't remember your little performance at the museum?"
>Nick starts to recall the moments back at the museum.
>They set their carrot pen to record, She shot him with a blueberry, then...
>Nothing.
>He can't remember a single moment after that.
>Then the realization hit him.

Part 1/?

>>5709616
>rocks fall everyone dies

>>5709540
Just imagine all that muscle squeezed into a wedding tux. It must've taken every shred of willpower Judy had to not tear it clean off and consummate the marriage in front of everybody before they even got to the I-dos.

>>5709616
Now that's one AU you just shouldn't write even though that's just, like, my opinion, man.

>>5709613
Penises are gross

>>5709616
pls no gore and sadness only happy plox

>>5709616
Y u do this?

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>>5709742
>Lesbian detected
Have some Judy instead

>>5709742
t. Insecure men and most women

>>5709616
>judy dies

pm mistermead @ tumblr or mead @ discord

>>5709796
Don't give him ideas.

>>5709789
bunny tuna yee

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>>5709789
>>5709793
Every penis except mine is gross. Especially uncircumcised ones

>>5709855
HOWCN WTHE FUCK SCAN YOU LICESK CIRCUMSCIPSN VIOSTLQYTES RIGHST
FUCKSSGN KILLE YOU8RSELF YOUS EINBRED FUCKISGNSE RETARD GODAAMN WHY TYOU DYOU IUNESJOYR DICKS SBEINGS FUCKSING CUT OFF YYUCKC YOU NEVER SRBREED

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>>5709855

>>5709796
nah m8

>>5709616
>His voice was quivering in fear.
>"But I replaced the bullets!"
>The sheep gives a hearty chuckle at his words, responding with the same chipper voice
>"You don't think I noticed that?"
>Nick then hears a faint voice nearby.
>"N-Nick..."
>He instantly turns to face the broken bunny.
>"Judy!"
>He feels a hoof wrap around his muzzle
>"Oh, but she's already been killed after that savage mauling."
>She turns his head to face hers.
>"I must say, I never expected a fox to try being the 'valiant hero' that who saves the city"
>Nick attempts to hold back a snarl, his eyes burning with anger.
>Another light chuckle from the ewe, then a suspiciously soft response.
>"I just wanted to give you a little reward for your efforts."
>A jolt shoots throughout his entire body when he feels a cold hoof run down his pants.

Part 2/?

This'll be the first time I've ever written lewd.
So that's fun.

>>5709991
>nah m8
i wasn't asking.

>>5709991
Upside: Judy's still alive, may even stay that way!

Downside: Oh God Bellweather's gonna rape Nick.

>>5709884
How many times have you made a dickcheese omelette, phimosis-kun?

>>5710035
>not cleaning out your dickcheese monthly

Uncut is best because it's as close as a human dick can get to the far superior sheathed dog dick.

>>5709991
>varying degrees of want

>>5710057
Plus free sandwich fillings
>>5710016
>Mead has a monopoly on all zootopia media involving death
Fund it

>>5710124
>Fund it
its not by funding, this wrench will find it's home on your freaking kneecaps

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>>5708001
From the pet thread

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>>5710188
When one Nick isn't enough

>>5709991
Does anybody have two or three comfy fanfic screencaps to compensate?

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>>5710229

>>5710229
Such good sons/pets.

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>>5710229
>Mrs. Wilde gets two pet Nicks to alleviate her loneliness after Nick left

As much as I love dominant, assertive Mrs. Wilde, I think I most enjoy the interpretations where Nick was sort of the one who got the ball rolling in the first place.

You know, trying to peep on his mommy in the shower or what have you.

>>5710336
>Mrs. Wilde doesn't fuck her pets.
>She feeds them, has them do work around the house, and tucks them in before they go to bed.
>She never got to do those things with her son before he left.
>All she wants is her son back.
>But it's too late, now.

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>>5710414
B-but anon, that's lewd

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>>5710429

Can someone please post a discord invite?

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>>5710439
What's wrong anon?