/sug/ Steven Universe General - Sad Edition
Last Thread: >>5695938
>Gem Arvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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https://sug.rocks
>>5699565
Jasper is fat
Requests?
>>5699583
THICC AND FLUFFY
GODDAMN HUGE-ASS FUCKING SLUT
>>5699565
>>5699583
Jasper is CUTE
>>5699583
Jasper is a pedo
>>5699598
Posh gems
>>5699604
CURSE THIS PLANET
>>5699598
Lapis with a gun
>>5699583
How does he do it??
Lappy makes me happy
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5699607
Lapis is a rapist
Another day, another thread...
>>5699598
connie eating a melting popsicle in a lewd way
>>5699601
GAT DANG BIG BUTT FUCKING DIABEETUS CASE
lapiven
Here we go.
>>5699601
>Lapis
>huge ass
>any ass at all
>>5699641
>>5699642
Oh you two.
>>5699648
>>5699636
>Not finger blasting the [Update] button like a slut
>>5699672
Very good, much more checked of the shitposting list this time.
>>5699652
Good shit, my dood
>>5699598
Jasper's slapping Garnet's butt.
>>5699641
Joshu...I mean Peridot Makes me happy
>>5699672
Cheer up Greg, you can still use the murdercock on mystery girl to ruin pearl's life again
>>5699650
>>5699607
amethyst is
>>5699671
What timing
>>5699598
Armstrong carving a squishy pumpkin?
>>5699694
We try!
>>5699666
yeah right
>>5699708
It was meant to be.
>>5699697
Good
>>5699718
I have to index this beaut, and I'm not sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rV5omsKtI6
Y'all are pussies.
Sing something, /sug/!
>>5699718
>fanart
>>5699706
Also a pedo, her and Jasper should fuck
>>5699753
Lapis had a great booty in Alone at Sea
>>5699746
you guys can't hear it, but i was shredding on the air guitar during that solo.
>>5699776
I heard it, anon
I heard it
>>5699753
>highly accurate fanart
>>5699634
Why can't they just be happy together?
>>5699776
I believe you
BOO! Spooky gems!
>>5699791
There's nothing accurate about those tits.
Or, y'know, anything else. But what matters is the tits.
>>5699803
Because poly is a shit meme.
>>5699770
Yeah, I was perrty stoked about that episode if you know what I mean
>>5699796
8/10, hands backwards but other then that its usible
>>5699803
GEM ORGY GETS NASTY
>>5699803
Because polyships are stupid.
>>5699819
Just wait for her to start shapeshifting.
>>5699825
Armstrong wearing Kira's suit when?
>>5699825
>>5699909
i was a believer
>>5699909
loving
every
laugh
>>5699436
>Steven, as the hope of our people, you must not cry-
>Why does it have to be me, if all it takes is to be half-human?
>Is that what you think? You are very much mistaken.
>To become the hope of the Crystal Gems is a fate that you choose for yourself.
>As long as you remember this, it is certain that you will be worthy of that name.
>But remember this also. It is not because you are the hope of the Crystal Gems that I love you.
>It is because I love you that I wish for you to become that hope.
>Steven, cry for as long as you must,
>but when your tears are dry...
>>5699909
>they were hiding her lack of eyeliner
I believed this, too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bd9EZ47bDr
still waiting for anons to join in. I know you're out there.
>>5699803
because zuke hates amedot shippers
>>5699941
>Stevonnie
People liked that thing enough to make art of it?
Jasper
>>5699991
Hot
Fat
Sad
>>5699981
that's a strange way of requesting more fanart
>>5699981
>not wanting to suck stevonnie's dick
are you fucking gay?
>>5700007
Not a GET, but the words are true and the digits look nice enough
>>5699860
>Gems can alter the size of their breasts whenever they want
>Lapis specifically can also use water to do so
How isn't there more BE fanart of this show
>>5699711
>>5699711
>>5700052
>>5700020
/b/tards sometimes refer to that as a Reversible.
It's not really a recognized GET style, however.
>>5699944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cSXeJRDYR7
this is dedicated to the shorty squad fans out there
>>5700052
Ya did it pal, you carved that pumpkin like a champ!
Nobody tell it the pumpkin looks like shit.
>>5700066
Well I'll be damned
First time I'm hearing of this
>>5700030
You're in for a treat, then.
>>5700085
>>5700015
>Wanting to suck dick
I'd ask you the same question, only there's no doubt that you are gay.
>>5700094
It rarely happens and people even more rarely care about it
best boy
>>5700056
I checked out that second link because I was curious about what they were talking about and god sometimes I forget where we are
>>5700178
HAHAH
We need more Stevethyst
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0glcVpUYYwl
god damn those notes are hard. this is as far as i got. any requests? if i know the song i'll do it, if not i might try it. just looking for some participation.
>>5700115
I'm not gay
>>5700213
>t. faggot
Holy shit, just fucking kill me. I decided that I wanted to learn how to start drawing, so I went over to /ic/ to read their sticky. The site they linked to said to draw a Picasso sketch upside down, but I got about two lines in before I was so stressed out/anxious that I couldn't continue. I don't know what's wrong with me, but just doing that exercise alone feels insurmountable. What the fuck is wrong with me? I even wrote "If I didn't give a shit" on top of the page to make me less anxious, but it didn't work.
>>5700244
It's okay, I don't think Picasso gave a shit either.
>>5700272
kek
>>5700244
Stop being a lil bitch about it
>>5700244
Consider moving to the country
>>5700244
/ic/ is shit anon, just learn by yourself
>>5700244
you can always start by just copying other people's artwork, to get good at art you just have to do a lot of it and constantly try to improve. even people you consider "good" at art are always criticizing themselves pushing to be better.
>>5699637
Rebbecebber Sugaagus
I want to eat Garnets hair
>>5700327
This is different than "I'm sad because I suck", I'm having actual anxiety over this and I have no idea why. It's like a repressed memory or something.
>>5699746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DDXhtwnJ9b
>>5700469
That was really good, anon!
>>5700439
Did Devinci touch you as a child?
>>5700437
>>5700469
Thank you! I'm glad someone decided to join.
Fucking kek at salty jasper, never heard that before.
/r/ing Jasper making this face
>>5700511
yes
>>5700115
>not wanting dick in your mouth
It's like you have FAGGOT tattooed across your forehead
>>5700511
i wish
>>5700592
I know right? I wish more people would sack up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DMX55cCBkt
MAGA
>>5700541
just mirror jasper's face don't be so fucking lazy
>>5700725
Done
>>5700626
damn dude, id run out of breath, and pretty good song man
I was just skimming to sing whats next, here comes a thought is a bitch to sing
>>5700851
it's so fun though.
i tried doing it's over isn't it, but it's right at the edge of my range. i can't do it without sounding like i'm going through puberty the whole time
Oh joyous day.....will I ever run into Docfag again?
Must I say the name 3 times?
Docfag....
Docfag..........
Docfag!
>>5700541
>>5701003
Man, this is going to be such a good episode, whether comfy or lore-heavy.
>>5700851
man this one is hard, i messed up a little bit but here it is. rapping is fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RYblYf0vZw
>>5701019
t. lapidot
>>5700541
>>5701013
>>5701013
Ah, yes
Perfect
>>5701003
>pupkin has jagged teeth
>>5701084
Whoa, deepest lore.
>>5701053
also perfect
>>5701053
Better
>>5701003
is anyone actually excited for this shit?
>>5701102
L E E P E S T
D O O R
>>5701035
t. cheeky wanker
>>5701134
YEAH
>>5701035
Damn, I've been spotted.
>>5701134
>30 minutes of Lappy
You better fucking bet I'm excited.
>>5701134
Lapidots, delusional jasperfags and the kind of idiots who actually enjoy filler.
>>5701134
Lapidotfags and a few defusional freaks like myself
>>5701134
yes
Even if you don't like Peridot, Lapis, and Steven being cute or Halloween/autumn type stuff, you're retarded if you think nothing's going to happen. It's a half hour special
Does Rebecca Sugar is Gay?
>>5701227
Bismuth was a double feature special and in the end nothing really happened.
>>5700244
don't give up hope anon, i was in the same position as you a few weeks ago and that exercise really does help a lot. it should only take an hour or two and i can guarantee you'll be satisfied with the end result as long as you haven't looked at it right-side up yet
>>5701246
The Bismuth reveal and the fact Rose hid her was big.
>>5701208
>filler
There's no way in hell this is filler. It's a 2 part episode. The preview is pretty boring, but I doubt things will stay SoL.
>>5701227
the plants get evil and they have to fight them
>>5701246
Here's you (you)
>>5701246
It revealed some shit on Rose.
>>5701263
Bismuth reveal wasn't anything big since it was pretty clear that's what was in the bubble, and she didn't add anything since they wrote her off immediately. The fact that Rose hid stuff from the CG wasn't new either.
>>5700244
Id say don't start with that stuff if it's not enjoyable. Start out just trying to doodle stuff you want to. Go to that later on if you want.
>>5701230
Don't ever compare me to lapidotfags again
>>5701134
they obviously put a two-parter in the middle of the season for a good reason. i'm expecting it to set up something that will be relevant for the next arc
>>5701227
Lapis is cute!
This Raven/Paulpis looks nothing like chubby cheeks in The Return though
>>5700015
>implying stevonnie has a pure dick instead of something in the middle
>>5701314
That was a Paul lapis, I think this is the first time we've seen a Raven lapis
>>5701291
That she had secrets? That she was a hypocrite? Things we already knew.
fun fact: the return/jailbreak talkback was temporarily stickied on /co/ and got to 3500 posts before being archived
>>5701326
Stevonnie has a dick and a varguba
>>5701338
We didn't know she hated gorillas.
>>5701315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PfdIwYHpbh
thanks man, he's got a really cool flow, so yeah, it's fun.
the song is not easy, keep trying bud!
>>5701314
So we'll get cute big-cheeked Lapis the first 15 minutes and half-circle eye, bedhead Zukepis in the last 15 minutes. That's going to be jarring.
>>5701335
Let's hope the chubby cheeks make their grand reappearance (they probably won't).
>>5701335
Very nice
We may have a Lapis from everyone by now.
>>5701310
>middle of the season
its only like the 7th or 8th episode....
>>5701326
Agreed, they have a five inch long clit and a proto ballsac that holds both the testi and the ovaries that hangs over their vagina
>>5701373
>big for Steven's character
22 minutes for Steven to be written into a corner because they chose an expensive guest VA. If this new episode is half as bad as that then it's going to be absolute dog shit.
>>5701381
Zukes unconfirmed still yes
>>5701405
Is how one episode ties into others the way you measure an episode's quality? Regardless of what they're doing with Steven now it was a damn good episode
It's like hating on Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem because they're fucking up her character now
>>5701400
Curious to see how Lapis would look in Jo's style, as fucked up as that sounds.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h27iGkADlj
oops we had sex
>>5701345
>people cheer as Jasper gets raped by Lapis and her monster cock
Thus began her fall from grace
>>5701471
Not bad anon
>>5701466
I think she may have done lapis in The Message but that could've been a lamar scene I'd have to double check
>>5701401
>falling for the 5 season meme
>>5701466
hellen jo is actaully a really good artist, she just cant do cartoon style worth shit
>>5701498
that's fucking messed. I can't believe people were happy as one of the worst things that could happen to someone was happening to a character on this show.
Ever wanted to know what it would be like to FUG
Memedot?! Well now's your chance with this link!!
https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Peridot-Couch-Audition-Steven-Universe-18
>>5701498
Glad nothing's changed.
>>5701528
I mean, it's bad, but I'm too drunk to care at this point.
feel free to throw a suggestion out there.
>>5701003
>>5701153
>>5701227
did i miss something?
>>5701558
Except it sounds nothing like her
>>5701498
>you will never watch Jasper lose her virginity live with /sug/
>>5701402
>that holds both the testi and the ovaries
you mean the ovitestes
>>5701558
>oh my FUCKING stars!
Seriously, this is hysterical. I don't know how anyone got off to it.
>>5701605
http://youtu.be/298SMfTNh-Y
>>5701581
It's not that bad though.
>>5701605
yes
https://youtu.be/bzzjwd7H7XE
https://youtu.be/l0Seh9WDG2M
>>5701459
>it was a damn good episode
No, it wasn't. That was my entire point. It was 22 minutes of nothing that did nothing for the show or for Steven. Either way I'm done arguing this because you clearly have it set in your head that it was a good episode for some obscure reason that you can't seem to articulate.
>>5701609
>>5701631
>does it ever sound the same
I'd like one, JUST ONE Soundgasm that sounds genuine!
>>5701605
>wearing goggles over a visor
What a fucking dork
>>5701631
Someone even animated part of it
>>5701617
I remember watching The Return and Jailbreak when they aired because a friend of mine wouldn't shut up about it.
Good times.
>>5701666
Satanic trips tell truth. no?
>>5701673
LUCKY
D U C K
Do you remember your initial feelings about it?
>>5700244
Draw your favorite gem and post it even if it sucks
>>5701664
to be fair they look like they help zoom in
>>5701698
http://limerickee.tumblr.com/post/150246232568/rough-animation-of-this-clip
>ynw feel her soft lips kissing you
why live
>>5701758
kys, pedo
>>5701639
well thank you. I'm happy to see that my dumb slurring isn't all that off putting.
>>5701758
>he thinks people live for a reason
>>5701703
Kek, I was a Garnetfag way back then. Due to Malachite being a product of treachery and collusion (which is what her fusion theme is titled), I felt worse for her than either of her components.
She never asked to be made, mang
>>5701824
>implying we die for no reason
>>5701829
Sad Mala
>>5701648
>>5701637
was hopping that it wouldn't be about agriculture
but this looks good
>>5701829
I'm really glad Malachite herself never seemed to have a personality of her own because holy shit would she be a sad character.
>>5701471
oh hey, i was trying this oen too! dope
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VMd8dXP2KB
>>5701829
>being perceptive of the situation off the bat
I didn't develop similar feelings until hanging around /sug/
Who do you prefer?:
Colin or Jeff?
Joe or Jeff?
Raven or Paul?
Lamar or Aleth?
Lamar or Hellen?
Hilary or Katie?
Hilary or Zuke?
Lamar or Katie?
>>5701651
Because I just figure most sane people can see why it's a good episode for the obvious reasons, didn't think I needed to explain
>The animation
>Bismuth was a fun and very interesting character
>Learning about her role in the war and seeing her forge was cool
>Seeing the CG's interact with another old CG and recount their memories was cool
>Seeing the way she worked them up with fighting spirit was cool, especially Amethyst who had no idea who she was but still managed to get a confidence boost from her. And that beach fight in general
>The conversation she had with Steven about why she joined the CG's and the pep talk she gave him
>The entire breaking point segment, with how intense it was and the discussion on war ethics it sparked
You just seem focused on how much each episode has to tie into lore and continuity when that has nothing to do with an individual episode's entertainment value
>>5701884
People are guessing the second half is going to get more serious because it's a 22 minute special
>>5701916
>Colin
>Joe
>Paul
>Aleth
>Lamar
>Hilary
>Hilary
>Katie
>>5701557
at the time nobody had any reason to like Jasper unless they liked villains and buff hotties
and Lapis seemed like a badass
>>5701882
>>5701885
>>5701913
>tfw I didn't care about Jasper or Lapis during either of their debuts
>tfw I love both of them now
I've come so far.
>>5701894
fuckin sweet dude! What a silly song. "Oh man we got so drunk, did we have sex? Are you pregnatnt? FUCK? Guess we gotta get married now."
i felt like bleeding blue so i decided to sing the air force song.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EziRhZFqf1
AIM HIGH! FLY FIGHT WIN!
>>5701973
that makes it worse. "it's ok to want someone to be raped as long as we don't have any reason to like them" that's the reason atrocities happen in real life.
>>5701916
>Who do you prefer?:
>Colin or Jeff?
Even so far.
>Joe or Jeff?
Even until the end!
>Raven or Paul?
Paul
>Lamar or Aleth?
Cannot identify Aleth
>Lamar or Hellen?
Lamar.
>Hilary or Katie?
Hm. Hilary
>Hilary or Zuke?
Hilary for sure.
>Lamar or Katie?
Katie definitely
>>5701984
I loved Lapis the second she showed up but Jasper has really grown on me recently. Love them both so much.
>>5702032
>I loved Lapis the second she showed up
Because she was waifu bait designed for that reaction and you fell for it.
>>5701916
Jeff
Joe
Paul
Lamar (in the sense that he was much better back when they were together, he's kinda bad right now)
Lamar
Hilary
Hilary
Katie
>>5701916
Jeff
...Jeff. I just like how unique he is
Raven
I see Aleth's name everywhere but I still don't know exactly what they do
Lamar
I dunno
Zuke is mediocre but I have 0 opinion on Hilary aside from her high school AU
I dunno
>>5702032
Potential /FREAK/, and as for Lapis: we all love fap b8
>>5702032
No way. I was terrified for Steven's safety during their entire encounter at the end of Mirror Gem. She was being waaay too friendly to him and far too aggressive to the gems for me to have had a proper set of feelings for her at the time.
>>5702125
She's the craziest Gem at the moment that's not corrupted/antagonistic and that's why I love her!
>>5702161
She sounds more exciting than she is.
>>5702015
the rape metaphors weren't that clear at the time
it was just "yeeeah look at our babe Lapis drag that bitch into the sea for Steven, she's so scary and powerful and awesome!"
>>5702161
I thought she was mentally unstable on account of having a cracked gem, but once Ocean Gem aired, I realized she legit cared for Steven. Her whole "Hey I just met you kid, wanna follow me into the ocean" shtick was making her a no-go for me.
I have all KINDS of feelings for her now, though...
>>5702024
>>5702083
>>5702098
>Cannot identify Aleth
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/77718473801/the-full-storyboard-to-steven-universe-arcade
1-116 (with some Ian mixed), 233-272
parts of steven's lion (I can tell that lamar did the very start, lion returning, steven trying trust excesizes, and the scene at fish stew pizza, so aleth presumably did the other stuff)
>>5702032
I'm the exact reverse to your situation. Lapis was a resounding 'meh' mixed with malachite-induced salt for me, while I ogled Jasper as soon as she jumped off the ship.
But these days I am a complete Homeworldfag
>>5702185
>sounds more exciting than she is
>implying looking at her isn't exciting enough
>>5701945
>22 minutes of Peridot and Lapis
yes
>>5702213
>I have all KINDS of feelings for her now, though...
As do the rest of us.....
>>5702125
It just gave me the vibe that bad things were done to her and she was probably justified in hating the CG's. She was taking back her identity and letting them know who she was. Lashing out with pent-up rage from the years of imprisonment and her life being stolen
>>5702253
>lapidot
Just end yourself
>>5702241
Lapis has the BEST legs of any gem.
>>5702221
>>5702161
pearl is much more insane
>>5702338
She's not sadistic
>>5702102
I can't actually fap to solo Jasper.
>>5702352
that's why she killed herself for rose many times and have almost killed steven twice
>>5702366
Look up 'sadistic'
>>5702253
I'm hype
>>5702304
>Lapis has the BEST legs of any gem.
FACT #1 OF STEVEN UNIVERSE AND ONLY FACT!!!
>>5702354
I can
>>5702354
Anon, you're saying you can't get off to pic related? HOW.........dare you!
>>5702313
best girl
>>5702415
THE BEST LEGS.
This is undebatable.
>>5702303
>non-lapidot
"then... what are you for?"
>>5702201
yeah, you're right.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n8Z70P9LfI
jesus christ this rap was hard. dong lover how do you do it
>>5702446
Dumb edit
>>5702454
That's some good shit anon, got anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMJFyYQMOQg
>Final line is "Everyone can see me burning"
>Repeated three times
This season is going to get fucking apocalyptic by the end isn't it?
>>5702298
I got the same vibe. It's part of the reason I reeeeally don't like Lapis right now. Her whole tantrum in her introduction was bullshit.
>>5702494
Lappylegs? Sure I've got some.
>>5701035
t. assblasted Lapiven
>>5702535
Another one!
>>5702559
Keep asking, and I'll keep giving.
>>5701861
It isn't finding something die for that is important, its finding something to live for
>>5702572
Another one!
>>5702545
shhh
it's too late for shipfits
>quarter to 2 ast
Wow actually it's not very late I'm just very sleepy
>>5702515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vf4SlQqcaA
going high was a mistake
>>5702610
DĂ©jĂ vu!
>>5702585
is that mysery bitch ever coming back?
nothing pisses me off more than how this show has no continuity after something big happens like pearl getting a new love interest
>>5702632
Another one!
>>5702585
Pearl is a great example of why you shouldn't dedicate your entire life to something as unstable as love.
>>5702636
They've said before there are no one-episode characters, its been like two episodes, and we haven't even seen much of Pearl since afterwards. If she doesn't have some kind of appearance by the end of the season I'll eat a sock after jerking into it to Stevonnie.
>>5702636
She never REALLY talked to Greg again after Mr.Greg, soo don't get your hopes up!
>>5702659
Dirty quartz.
>>5702636
>new love interest
Mystery pearl fags are the new lapidots, eh?
>>5702670
>appearance by the end of the season
that's fucking retarded and it better happen right after this lapidot circlejerk.
>>5702681
Anudda one!
>>5702682
DENIAL
Why would she not be a love interest?
>>5702678
i didnt expect her to, but what did happen was that she become hell of a lot more chill
>>5702703
Kek, I have so many of these.
>>5702720
She hasn't spoken to him once since then, where did you get that from?
>>5702706
Sorry, I forgot to google Mystery Pearl and "see how much they in love."
>>5702735
Anudder won!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o4oaa9rDUN
pulled an estell and forgot some of the words.
still going though. feel free to join in whenever guys.
>>5702682
oh for fuck sake, this is pretty much the only canon new relationship you're gonna see
>>5702754
Kek you guys would never guess the story behind this screenshot
Good times and oops
>>5702741
i mean in general. also did you not watch Last One? she's more than ready to move on and said it herself
I want yellow pearl to bully me and give me a foot job
>>5702757
Last one for the night. Hope you enjoyed it!
>>5702798
Good taste
>>5702757
>>5702806
Thanks for helping me stock up on Lapis!
>>5702754
Have you been waiting all night for me to say "Dirty quartz"?
>>5702756
Lovely old meme
>>5702791
>She's more than ready to move on by clinging to a surrogate rose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf5b6o3yNs8
for my lapidot niggas out there.
>>5702818
Looks amazing, but I must squint to see it!
>>5702829
I have a metric fuckton of her. I need to organize this shit soon.
>>5702623
kek, nice job on the constant singing! I say like, twenty words a day so my jaws hurting and my voice is raw, tried singing this song too but I fucking croaked lol
>>5702842
No.... I mean
YES OF COURSE I HAVE LAPIS
>>5702877
Oh i thought its was a decent size sorry about that
>>5702934
And here I thought you deleted your post because you got shy. I thought all freaks had balls of steel.
>>5702876
What he say
>>5702994
"we'll bang ok?"
>>5702994
"kill yourself" in Chinese
>>5702465
>>5702545
>>5701167
by the way have you guys been following this soviet spies AU? she's got this slow-burn thing going and shit's getting good now, I can't wait for her next post
http://romans-art.tumblr.com/post/150616433414/lapidot-soviet-spies-au-masterpost
>>5702876
what's that clip saying? I can't make it out
>>5702877
BALD STEVEN
>>5702859
All the more so because it fits so well here.
>>5702877
Here got it at a better size
>>5703005
>3 new comics since 2 days ago
fug
>>5703027
Fuck you lol
Who do you ship? Pearlmethyst and?
>>5702931
Fucking impossible
http://vocaroo.com/i/s050Ea4oP9ZN
I finally finished "it's over Isn't it" enough that I could it. Pearl doesn't fuck around.
>>5703005
I saw this ugly shit while I was scrolling through the SU tag. Where's the appeal to be had in human AUs?
>>5703063
If you can guess who I ship then you win a special prize.
>>5703027
>Google mysterypearl and see how much they in love
wish I didnt, saw some shit
>>5703086
leggypiss
>>5702934
We doin' this or not? You better not puss out on me, Jasperfag.
>>5703067
It still looks like the gems you love, but with more familiar human and domestic elements
Never read that lapidot thing
>>5702964
That screenshot was from Alone at Sea before the episode aired, even before those pics got leaked on here. Also it had my phone's lock screen shit all over it. It had to go.
>>5703099
No, but I'll give you one more chance just because.
>>5703067
getting to read different stories with similar charcters
>>5703119
if it's not leggypis then i couldn't give a shit.
>>5703110
What
Are you saying you had the leaked AaS photos before they were posted on /co/ /sug/
>>5703103
YES FUSE WITH ME LAPIS
>>5703133
okay
>>5703110
Fair enough.
You dumb quartz.
>>5703119
That anon is stealing my chances
I am the original anon
My guess is Grearl.
>>5703135
Yes, I knew the guy who leaked the goods here too
>>5703010
>>5703028
Aye lady, what's shakin? Got anymore?
>>5703067
What's the appeal to be had in most of the shit fandoms do? It's just a thing that exists
>>5703064
damn m8, fuckin nailed it
I might try to tackle it in the future but my throat and jaw is killing me
>Mfw this is the most ive talked this whole month
>>5703161
I don't believe you
>>5703161
Lies lies lies lies
>>5703156
Nope, but here's a Peri Point as a consolation prize.
>>5703138
You'd like that, wouldn't you? How badly do you want to fuse?
>>5703152
WOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GEM-TEASE ME THIS TIME? THANKS LAPIS I'LL MAKE SURE THIS ROUND OF MALACHITE WILL BE THE GREATEST ONE YET
>>5703215
It's Amedot, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it Amedot?
>>5703215
Oh wait fuck I take it back, you admitted to shipping pearlmethyst so... the non-conflicting japis?
>>5703067
was just thinking this
>>5703231
Get on your knees and look me DEAD in the eyes.
>>5703182
you gotta get out more bud. at least use voice chat in video games, exercise those vocal chords.
thanks for participating anyways, no one else wants to join in. You're the man.
>>5703064
"PPPPPHHHHUCK!"
>top meme'd me hard anon
>>5703275
I miss meekbot.
>>5703199
>>5703207
Kek, you could actually tell by the filename of the screenshot it included the date I took it, good thing I deleted that motherfucker. I actually had the episode early. I didn't give it to him, but I shared some shit with the guy who leaked those pics. He wasn't supposed to do that
>>5703301
Kek, glad you got a laugh out of it. That was a genuine "fuck." the song killed my throat.
>>5703316
>nobody else ships it
>NO ONE
Oh, your ship involving your OCs!
>>5703316
>>5703322
Kek
>>5703275
UH OK IS THIS PART OF OUR FUSION DANCE OR SOMETHING
>>5703164
I got alot more lapis if you need it
>>5703334
(You)
>>5703277
>use voice chat to help out the scrubbys with the dancer in dark souls
>They never listen and get greedy
ah well, and no prob man, its been fun, I mostly hum all day, and hum for yes and no to people, at work I go in, pop in headphones for six hours and walk out not saying a word
ill try tho to talk more
>>5703383
Kiss me. Flood my mouth with your tongue, you orange abomination.
Now.
>>5703378
It's a straight ship then
>>5703316
PriyankaxArmstrong?
>>5703426
oh wow, i didn't expect that you actually had a job and stayed silent. That's actually kind of impressive to be honest. But yeah, you don't want to lose your speaking skills, it's already tough for me to articulate what I really want to say because I don't speak out loud enough (I'm a pretty quiet person in general). I'd better imrpove though, because I'm going to have to take leadership roles at work soon b/c I got a promotion.
>>5703387
I want some more! Don't make me beg!
>>5703471
Lapigreg or Lapidewey or Lapilars
>>5703480
Come back tomorrow and I'll give you some more
>>5703471
>A lot of people here ship that though.
i fucking wish.
>>5703341
Sounds great though! You got some great vocals on you!
>>5703497
That's a lot of laps
>>5703497
Lapigreg is my drug.
>>5703517
>Come back tomorrow and I'll give you some more
Playing hard to get anon?
>>5703550
Only for you.
>>5703429
LAPIS I DON'T SEE WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH FUSING... IS IT SOME SECRET TRICK TO MAKE FUSIONS STRONGER THAT ONLY THE CRYSTAL GEMS KNOW ABOUT OR SOMETHING?
>>5703518
oh Pat senpai
one day youll notice me
>>5703547
Lapigreg and Pearlmethyst it is, and you don't like mysterypearl and lapidot. What about jaspis and amedot
>>5703480
>>5699598
Any more requests?
>>5703407
I don't really care if you believe me or not, I don't even know why I'm telling you since it's nothing to be proud of. The guy who leaked the pics made the friend I was getting episodes and spoilers from stop giving me unaired episodes because it was my fault he had the pics in the first place. So now I'm just like all of you.
Greg and Pearl really need to fuck
>>5703649
yeah dude, can you draw a drunk doc for me?
I need it for reasons. Thanks.
>>5703583
You wanna fuse don't you? You know what you have to do, don't worry about the Crystal Gems.
It'll make Malachite even bigger and stronger than before. Isn't that what you want?
>>5703518
I love Pat.
>>5703668
Did you fap to the screenshots before everyone else did?
>>5703703
Pat is great.
He and Liam are hilarious together.
>>5703648
Should I start begging for more?
>>5703735
impossible. I've already preemptively fapped to every leak that will ever by released, or at least the next 23 (and counting), just so I can be the first.
>>5703763
BALD STEVEN
>>5703703
love pat too, but fuck that ds3 playthrough...
>>5703777
Hey baby, nice trips! How about my place, midnight, be there!
>>5703686
>>5703922
Oh wow fucking thanks man.
I'm only half way there (6 beers and one shot deep) and i can feel myself flagging.
I'm not gonna stay away for much longer, so this is probably goodbye. Thanks for putting up with me you guys.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JNxdEEYsU7
>>5703763
I'm doing a few other things besides check sug so i might be a bit slow with the images
>>5703993
>>5703975
>gross
>>5703986
Fine by me hot stuff! Keep'm cummin my way!
>>5703777
>>5704007
If Jasper ever really called any of the Rubies gross it would break their little hearts.
>>5704042
I can't resist it, I'll dump some more stuff for you, anon.
Anything in particular that you're looking for?
>>5704052
season 2 when
>>5704116
Requesting someone redraws this well
>>5703993
>>5704006
didn't even notice, but saved te fixed one. thanks.
>>5704007
You can't reach me, I'm already too far gone.
>>5704078
Nothing in particular, just as long as you're giving IT good to me baby!
>>5704096
Oh, thanks man. I'll be staying up as long as I can, but I can't guarantee I'll be around for long.
>>5704166
I'll drown you in Lapis, fag.
>>5704200
Holy mother of Lapis this is good! *gotta keep my cool!*
>>5704136
but keep rose's expression
>>5703735
Other anon who replied to you wasn't me, but yes, I did. I'm a huge Jasperfag and getting to see Alone at Sea before most people was amazing. I felt really bad when it got leaked.
>>5704042
>cummin
do you want them to get lewder?
>>5704233
You don't have to keep posting the same image, silly.
I wanna see "Docfag vs Bald Steven" the batte of /sug/ soooo badly!
>>5703975
sweet dreams and have a nice breakfast
>>5703687
Sorry Lapis looks like I got banned for talking in caps, maybe we can try to fuse again in five days
>>5704320
I'll be waiting for you, tiger.
>>5704277
>>5704276
>>5704200
Are you telling me that there are multiple people giving me all their Lapis's to save?! That's amazing, and really hot! I like this!
>>5704316
>aw, thanks. I don't usually do breakfast, but who knows. Maybe I'll hit up koa pancake house tomorrow, it's right down the street.
>>5704357
>>5704276
Here is an extra because I'm forgeting about checking sug and not posting much
>>5704357
I know what you want.
>>5704357
>>5704357
I want in too!
>>5704357
oh i thought you knew, honesty i just wanted in on the lapis posting
>>5704386
>>5704397
>>5704402
You guys are making it too tough to keep my cool!! I need some more!
>>5704438
lapadapalapa
What other ships are there involving this thing?
>>5704422
oops forgot a image i guess i have to put in a special one
>>5704438
>>5704414
>>5704454
>>5704466
>>5704459
Making me sweat on the inside! But, I...........need more!
>>5704495
I'll give you something extra special after this.
cummies
>>5704495
s w e a t
>>5704508
>>5704535
Maids, my weakness....You're, killin me, and my cool. ANYTHING BUT MY COOL!!!
>>5704558
You have my permission to lose your cool.
Goodnight /sug/
>>5704558
>>5704590
Nah, you guys are the best. You deserve my cool! Someone who doesn't is Docfag! But your Lapis's are making me so fucking happy and cool!
>>5704646
Good night, fag
>>5704646
Night boi, I wish you T H I C C dreams!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l0OBibBhlN
Still Alive. Still pushing through.
Still looking for suggestions.
>>5704661
I like Docfag...
>>5704646
gnight bud
>>5704495
>>5704684
>>5704648
>>5704704
Are you guys trying to make me lose my cool on purpose? These Lapis images, give me too much pleasure!
Homeworld
>>5704716
>>5704716
>>5704684
Are you Docfag?!
>>5704723
Trio
>>5704746
WHEN
>>5704740
I don't have a single image of Doc even saved.
>>5704716
>>5704737
>>5704735
Aye fucking KURUMBAH!!!
>>5704769
>>5704684
Dude... I like you too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TGa6pWRsYc
>>5704769
>>5704769
>>5704769
how many slightly different versions of this one fucking picture do you have?
>this thread
>50% lapis
>25% bald steven
not that I'm complaining...
>>5704780
Want a little surprise?
>>5704804
hell yeah!
>>5704769
Have you lost your cool yet?
>>5704768
>>5704777
>>5704781
>>5704782
You think this is gonna tear me down eh?
>>5704831
It's me.
>>5704723
>>5704746
>>5704754
EVENTUALLY
>>5704838
>>5704833
>>5704860
ME?! LOSE MY COOL?! Don't be insane!
>>5704879
Can you do me a favor?
omg are we singing?? i wanna sing!
are we doing just songs from the show, or whatever we feel like?
Nice job to everyone who helped make this a lapis thread
>>5704867
>>5704891
What is it hon?
>>5704843
NO WAY!
I'm going to be so surprised when I go through these threads tomorrow.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1flyhVf64Zb
>>5704911
I want you to Imagine Lapis.
>>5704911
>>5704921
>>5704924
Okay, I'm imagining Lapis in my pants.....Go on
>>5704867
>jasper in the rocks
Kek
>>5704946
>>5704946
Never stop imagining.
Thus thread convinced me that lapisfags are and always will be the worst.
>>5704951
>>5704964
>>5704977
Okay I just unintentionally jizzed my pants...It's fine I still got my cool...
>>5704998
>>5704998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14dlzpAge7Y
love you guys.
>>5705011
>>5705021
You haven't broken me YET!!! Thousands upon thousands of my sperm will leave generations of cool no matter how many Lapis you give them!!!
>>5704995
>always will be the worst.
Come on now, Perifags try their hardest when they can. At least acknowledge that they might one day claim that title.
>>5704998
>>5705075
nice mass, lapis
>>5705068
>>5705068
>>5705075
>>5705088
>>5705109
It seems that my dick was able to pull down the zipper and my pants, but thankfully for cropping you can't see that and can only see my cool!
>>5705068
>>5705135
>>5705135
>>5705151
>>5705152
>>5705167
This got me thinking with both of my heads! If you catch my drift.
>>5705135
>>5705195
Heard you guys like Armstronka.
>>5705195
>>5705195
>>5705226
No, I don't like meme ships.
>>5705195
Welp.
My Lapis and NSFW folders sincerely thank you for the lapis posting
>>5705291
We couldn't have gotten this far without Bald Steven!!
>>5705251
Wow fucking rude.
>>5705291
It felt good.
>>5703005
I don't even ship Lapidot but I really enjoy this comic so far