I've got 13 voices in my head, and they're all screaming at me that IT'S TIME FOR THE SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT.
36ISH SUPERSTARS ENTER THE SQUARED CIRCLE, BUT ONLY ONE WILL WIN THE GOLD. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SKMYEJUK90
Andrew Wiggins
Adrian Rollini
Onizuka
>>5694851
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5694851
Gwar
Kirigiri
>>5694851
Ramlethal Valentine
>>5694851
Willow
>>5694851
VGCW Megaman
>>5694851
Minnie May
Eggman-kun
Junpei Iori
>>5694851
Nymph
>>5694834
I must have got it from you.
>>5694851
Haise Sasaki
On time Go
>>5694851
Reigen Arataka
>>5694851
MUMI
Big Smoke
>>5694851
Gilgamesh
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5694851
King Kaito
>>5694851
Artoria Pendragon
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz
Dean's waifu
Koyomi Araragi
T800
Chassu
Fork
Nagito Komaeda
Furry porn
>>5694851
Ningyo
V Lila F
>>5694851
Schrodinger
Rick Harrison
>>5694874
Good luck me hehe
>>5694851
El Spiko
>>5694851
Sakuy Izayoi
>>5694851
Rika
>>5694851
Accelerator
HG the video game
>>5694877
stop reminding me of souda being gone u fucking cunt
Comrade Soviet
red
>>5694851
Garma Zabi
>>5694915
Sheamus
The Player
meme
>>5694793
>>5694895
I went for like three days last time, this is nothing. I might as well get my schedule...semi-straightened.
...And it's too goddamn hot.
>>5694830
>>5694877
What's going on with them? Just not seeing?
>>5694851
Emiya Kiritsugu
b u m p t h e g a m e
>>5694844
GAS PISTON HAS NOT CYCLED ANOTHER ROUND STOP
>>5694905
itsumo chaseu
orema chaseu
>>5694936
Kekd
>>5694936
>not Kamina catching himself cheating with himself
THIS SUPERSLAM HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO A 48.
>>5694895
So, what did America ever do to the little one?
>>5694871
I didn't know you were a criminal!
fufufu~
>>5694936
HG versions of this when?
>>5694957
Joe Rushton
Lord Beerus
>>5694957
Nooo I had a hlod districy
>>5694957
>>5694957
Yeahyeahyeah. Give me that belt already, fella.
>>5694957
URA
>>5694936
I already have the divorce papers.
Junko Enoshima
>>5694854
Interesting. That is the one feature I possessed that hasn't been fantasized about.
>>5694922
I can not help that my teeth is shaped like his.
>>5694938
For El, she is still upset at what Mother did to her. It is upsetting to see what she has become. She is slowly getting better though. As for the youngest, I still never see her.
>>5694962
I'm not, I'm being framed, sort of someone wants me hunted down for some reason.
>>5694938
Crap, either way, you need some sleep. If you don't get enough rest, you'll do dumb things, hint hint.
...Hot? C'mon, now. You live in a tank; doesn't it have air conditioning?
>>5694828
No, this is Amelia. I've a feeling you're gonna make a joke there.
>>5694837 (Soviet)
But of course! And don't worry about the whole Ivan-Alfred situation; all I gotta do is flip a coin, and then it'll all be figured out!
>>5694830 (Ramlethal)
Amelia F. Jones! Guess who/what I am and you'll get a cookie or something; I'm gonna be here for a loooooooong time!
>>5694856
But of course, ma'am, the heroine's got time! See ya later! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5694961
Dramatic things. A condensed version would probably be... Literally stabbed Rika in the back in a game set in her homeland, talked to Rika about it, upset her and made her feel like crap, and... I think that's it, yeah!
>>5694995
who's getting the kid?
How likely is that Okabe actually did it this time?
>>5694957
Good, I can train my skills in this body. The more opponents, the better.
>>5695004
no it''s the beanie and the pinnk haur and the fucking yelllow clothes
reeeeeeeeeeeee
Billy the Chicken
>>5695009
I remember. They like to do that and Russia looks like he is unlucky
>>5695010
We have a kid?
>>5695009
You know Rika lied to him because that game takes place in my world. Her world simply does not exist anymore and she shouldn't exist either.
>>5695004
Well, now every part of your body has been fantasized about.
To celebrate, can I stick my dick between your abs?
>>5694851
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5695042
Yes, wiggins.
THIS IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIIP.
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER.
CHECK IT, SWAP IT.
>>5694851
Misuzu Gundou
>>5695011
Can we not bring this up again? Others may still be upset about the whole thing.
>>5695011
Who gives a shit about this attention whore?
Good riddance.
>>5694999
>>5695073
Swap.
>>5695073
I accept this challenge!
>>5695035
The both of us are unlucky. America can't keep his mouth shut without blurting something stupid, and Ivan's... He's intimidating as all hell, yeah. It ain't fun at all.
>>5695054
Either way, she's pissed about it because she could've seen her friend again; her world is no more real than ours, you know that. Timelines, alternate universes, whatever; all that matters is that Alfred's gonna die if he says so much as "Hi".
>>5695073
>puts on sunglasses
I'm ready! Let's do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th16vNh5HDw
>>5695073
One off...
>>5695011
what happened? Im out of the loop.
>>5695086
Who are you again?
>>5695073
Looks good.
>>5695072
I don't want him. What happens to him isn't my responsibility.
>>5695073
Swap please.
>>5694896
>>5694980
>>5695097
Off yourself.
>>5695094
He is a nice and fun man in my eyes. Nothing wrong with him albeit a few minor problems
>>5695072
Ready
>>5695083
I'm still upset about it, it got me to pick up my favourite hobby of drinking again in fact, but if you cannot tolerate discussion because it upsets you then you are a fucking pussy and should go back to tumblr where you belong.
>>5695086
of course the cocksucker is the one to swap
>>5695073
Goddess Ishtar, lend this body your power to overcome all obstacles!
>>5695100
Okabe deleted the steam group, deleted everyone off of his steam friend list, and disappeared.
>>5695096
Huh...I dont know how I didnt see you in the entries.
I cant be around for much longer, so I hope you win this game for us!
>kisses
>>5695073
no mercy this time...
>>5695105
That's Komaeda Nagito.
>>5695105
My name is Nagito Komaeda... I-I know you don't remember the name of trash, Dean-kun.
>>5695005
That's what they all say! You know...I know how it's like to be hunted to!
>pulls hair
>>5695004
....
You'll kick her ass eventually, I'll bet.
>>5695009
I'm working just fine as-is!
...And yeah. But it's a bit difficult to run it and sleep at the same time.
>>5695073
>>5695054
Gensokyo is Gensokyo. Even if it changes. And it might just be the same one after all, too.
>>5695120
Fuck off Bolin
>>5695105
Sheamus
>>5695073
Gwar will lead us to the belt
>>5695114
I'm not even turned...on
Get it?
>>5695111
Much Appreciated.
>>5695009
America. You have some nerve to show your face around here.
>>5695030
I will avoid using that then.
>>5695066
I would derive no enjoyment from it so the answer is no.
>>5695073
Proceed.
>>5695127
He might just be taking a break.
>>5695121
And you should care why exactly...? If people who aren't just trash ask me for a swap then I'll oblige so I don't have to wallow in the garbage of others, like you.
>>5695120
>implying you drink
Your dad probably beats you because you keep borrowing his beers.
>>5695129
Maybe I was just too flashing for you to see this time!
No problem! Let's hope the AFK buff makes you win too.
>>5695131
Yeah, Yeah no mercy.
>kisses
Good luck Red
>>5695131
Before I forget you exist again, here.
>>5695094
Stop overreacting because he won't die. Also, that friend doesn't really remember them so I really doubt that they would want to see her.
>>5695073
Thank you for the game.
>>5695154
I get that you should kys
>>5695162
Good dog.
>>5695133
But that's not true. He gives every box of popcorn a name before he throws it on his trashbin. He cares a lot about trash, let me tell you that.
>>5695184
Fuck off Hoshi
>>5695184
Can you fucking not try to start shit every day?
>>5695177
Would you help me with that?
>>5695188
kys Junko
>>5695138
As bad as it may sound, I hope I do too. Trying to change her opinion... that is getting more unlikely with every second.
>>5695138
That's like saying Germany is the same as it was during the second Great War.
>>5695137
>His head tilts in the direction his hair is pulled.
H-hey, don't tug so hard, I don't like replacing hair, but is that because you're wearing some sort of army uniform?
>>5695156
Just don't go dying right off the bat.
>>5695142
righteo my dude
>>5695165
>beer
fucking disgusting.
i haven't seen my dad in about half a year.
i prefer to drink white rum but all that's there now is captain morgan's but i can't drink much because if mumsy notices the bottle depleting or being watered down a lot i am fucking dead.
so i drink on special occasions, like link and okabe leaving.
>>5695193
It's Hoshi m8
He can't not start shit every day
>>5695203
She's saying, that the place is still the same place. No matter what events transpire mate.
>>5695111
>>5695133
Right riiight.
KAITO FOR BEERUS
NAGITO FOR JUNKO
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION.
FROM THE KITCHEN CABINET, WEIGHING IN AT 1.5 POUNDS. HE IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRKKKK.
RING THE BELL.
Hey guys, remember that one time Junko outsmarted us all?
>>5695208
>there are people who think drinking is a bragging right
Natural selection at work.
>>5695204
Is Nazi uniform that needs to be burnt.
>>5695118
And that's true; he seems kind, but not all gentle giants are actually gentle. I won't argue with you because that's Alfred's job, but there's more to him that meets the eye, ufufu~
>>5695138
Still, sleep deprivation ain't cool at all, you kmow that.
...Really? Isn't there some button you can press to get it going or something? I mean, I'm thinking car A/C, so it must be different for you.
>>5695160
Mhm, I heard what Alfred did. Luckily for you, I'm actually here to diffuse the situation because I'm not exactly Alfred. Still, if you wanna relieve stress or anything, you may as well release it on me, 'cause Alfred's staying low until Rika's calmed down.
>>5695171
He will, Rika said that many times to me and others, I ain't overreacting. Even if not, that's not what Rika thinks, so Alfred's screwed either way. It's fun being the heroine at times, I swear it is...
>>5695222
kys whiteknight
>>5695230
Time to w-
>fucking explodes
>respawn outside of the arena
Okay, I get it Fate, I should probably get to work instead of fooling around... Th-Thanks....
Yasuke-kun, post the list~!
>>5695208
have fun being 4'9 for the rest of your life
>>5695230
So, Dean Ambrose.... You all ready for tommorow to manhandle soccer mon and Captain America?
>>5695251
Who am I whiteknighting?
>>5695230
This... thing? Belong to me now, so I suggest that you make haste in your leave. Or else you'll face the might of Excalibur!
>>5695232
holy shit what an absolute retard
>>5695230
I expected better from you. 47 seven to go.
>>5695230
>>5695243
If your talking about his brutality it's nothing wrong. He does it to the people that deserves it. Something you don't understand. To you it's eye for an eye, to me and Ivan it's an eye, arm, and leg from enemy for eye of our own men
>>5695277
>Every anti Junko post is Hoshi
Keep on whiteknighting m8
>>5695243
Will hurting you also hurt him? If not then I see no point.
>>5695235
>natural selection
how exactly
i'm still alive, at least as far as i know.
>>5695256
I'm nearly 5' now. I'm getting taller.
>>5695285
seek sunlight
>>5695230
YEEEEAH
4-BOMB, LOSERS
>>5695277
Keep on whiteknighting m8.
>>5695227
And I am trying to say even if the place is the same the people tend to change. Nothing remains the same forever and plenty of communities, states, and countries change because the people change. The place she remembers is long gone.
Post oldfags
>>5695295
you first faggot
>>5695232
That was a lie, though. She didn't leak it. She was just saying that so people would stop blaming her for shitposting Kamina throughout /sanc/
>>5695240
I wouldn't say that, they're just clothes, they don't mean anything compared to the person wearing them.
>>5695304
>>5695203
I talked with an oni last night. She said she remembered hearing about certain things a while back. Certain incidents that nobody but me and people like the gatekeeper remember.
It's different. People remember different events. But it's still the same Gensokyo at it's heart, you see?
...And could you not say things like what you said about her?
>>5695201
Some people don't deserve the luxury of that chance, anyways. And she's never compromised before, has she? There's really only one way through that mess.
>>5695243
I'm used to it! I can handle it. And it's pretty damn tricky for me. I POWER that tank, if you hadn't realized. Kinda a pain in the ass like that.
>>5695306
Everyone knows she didn't leak it
>>5695257
Don't break my concentration Fella. I need a clear mind for a fight like that tomorrow. Cause sunshine knows I'm gonna need it to win.
Ladies and gentlemen I'm your host, Dean Ambrose, and welcome back to the Smackdown Superslam. The last time we aired, all 47 of our competitors stabbed themselves on a fork, and now we're here, a fucking fork as our superslam champion. The way this match is going so far, I think it's gonna happen again.
What am I paying you assholes for anyways?
>>5695306
JUSTICE FOR KAMINA
Post friends
>>5695313
Can I be on this too? I've been here just as long as everyone of those fags....I think...
>Plops out of the rift.
Hello, hello, warriors! Guess who!?
>>5695312
Sounds like Nazi sympathy. Gulags are ready for you
>
>>5695300
Bruh... only like 1 place is gone in the PC-98 era. And I think several characters. But then that, nothing really changed besides a couple of missing people. Even then, she can live in the world, and exist in it. Nobody has the right to say, that a person cannot exist in the world seriously. It just doesn't work like that.
>>5695204
Oh this? You can say that...but people mostly hunt me,because of what I am. Except for that Russian over there. He won't leave me alone just because I love mein Fatherland
>he examines a strand of hair
Hmmm...
>>5695327
I DON'T LOOK STUPID! STOP LISTENING TO DEAN AMBROSE OR THE BUNCH OF MARKS SITTING IN THE CROWD!
>>5695281
An eye for an eye blinds the whole world - Ivan's brutality shows nothing to prove he's nice. And this is coming from that gal that uses violence to solve problems.
>>5695286
If I were to say yes and you got it over with, would you not kill him when he feels comfortable enough to come back?
>>5695315
Just saying, juuuuuust saying.
...Oh, yeah, you power that tank as well, so you'd have to power it and go to sleep at the same time-- That doesn't really sound fun at all, dude. I'd hate to see how you power it up. Is it hard to charge it up?
>>5695322
It was Littlefinger m8
>>5695327
It's so shiny!
>>5695184
Oh wow... being this far into despair, what an admirable sight. Does it hurt you to see that I wouldn't help you out in an eternity yet I help out others...? Sugoi yo!
POST THE GOD DAMM LIST YASUKE
>>5695362
It was Izaya or Yousogay, timestamps on the screencaps were from Australia
>>5695327
Trespasser! Be ready to be slain by the holy sword!
>Taking out the holy sword and putting it in front of then, Gilgamesh chases the girl in quick speed.
>>5695327
My swords happen to be not my only weapon.
*she glares down to her feet*
I always did hate cleaning after this.
>>5695315
You are correct that she never did. It is just difficult. Knowing you have to kill your creator.
>>5695337
I did not realize this became a circus.
>>5695361
So you are saying that he would not. Where is he?
Tank girl's a resourceful one, let me tell ya. She'll try just about anything to take you down, and since everything's legal, that's a lot of shit to use.
Shame she decided to fight the toughest girl I've ever known.
>>5695361
He is nice to me and people he likes
>>5695382
Nyan~
>>5695378
Screencaps were from me, but I only posted those after someone else leaked it.
I made the screencaps to stop anyone manipulating the content by cherrypicking.
>>5695374
That's shitty as fuck.
>>5695329
>>5695385
Psss, hey fairy girl? Your man likes to take it up the bunghole.
>>5695337
What?
>>5695347
Mugenkan, Genmukan, the Lake of Blood, Reimaden....
>>5695361
Frankly, I typically prefer just giving it a direct, active feed.
>>5695384
Yeah, but...you've got no reason not to.
>>5695385
>She stumbles away, panting heavily
Don't have...upper body strength...for this crap....
>>5695396
Who leaked it?
>>5695327
Here we go, I'm already on fire
>>5695365
can you not encourage him
>>5695385
Keep swinging. It has to break.
>"We are trying our hardest, Valen-
Did I tell you to talk back to me?
>>5695413
kys Bolin
>>5695423
Dunno. But I know it wasn't Junko.
Do LF and Hoshi hate each other now or what?
>>5695385
>>5695243
>Sakuya flicks your head.
No he won't because it is impossible to die here since death does not exist. Well, a personification of death can bless this place with their presence, but they have no power here since we just come back.
>>5695347
(Bro you kno that's all in character. I know plenty of the touhou from the modern era remember people from the PC-98 era. Example, Alice talking about her mother, Marisa referencing Mima one time, and Reimu bring up the one incident with Yuuka.)
>>5695315
You mean how she's a thief. Well, it is the truth since he hasn't returned the books that she "borrowed."
>>5695422
Ahhh... thanks for the reminder tank girl. Much appreciated. But still, don't you find it funny that a maid is telling you that you shouldn't exist in the first place?
>>5695430
Can you fuck off ?
>>5695430
I-I'm sorry.. Hane-san...
>>5695440
Yes. Junko brainwashed him.
>>5695440
>Implying LF gives half a fuck about what the gook has to say these days.
>>5695438
never
What gold belt Sheamo? You're not a champ of anything, not even shitty hair. Enzo's got you beat on that one.
Look like's the fork's got his own little cult working for him now, fighting for him. Not like he could fight, what's it gonna do, start floating in the air and stab people?
>>5695439
You lie
>>5695449
>Bruh, I am just messing with you senpai. Think of me as a person without a face.
>>5695455
i'll believe it when i see it
>>5695463
kys junko
>>5695473
Does Assange give up his sources?
>>5695467
Atleast I didn't lose it to someone with a Justin Bieber haircut within a month.
....Scrap that, I lost it to someone worse.
How do I get on Hoshis good side?
>>5695422
That is also true. You really want me to get rid of her I see.
>>5695467
I will concede only to never see that abomination of a mask.
>>5695474
(Bro, anons have rights, beliefs, and dreams! Stop being racist towards them even if you are one of them!)
>>5695384
Busy working on ways to apologise to Rika without having her kill him. If you're planning on killing him or anything, he's not interested because he's messed up enough.
>>5695388
To you and people he likes, yes. Except he likes Lithuania. Didn't treat him too kindly, from what I recall.
>>5695422
Uh-huh, but electricity or any of that must be hard to come by in Gensokyo, so how do you recharge your tank? Magic or something?
>>5695449
>Amelia puffs her cheeks, giving an annoyed expression.
Except he CAN die! Rika disintergrated him thrice just for hugging her, and it's not fun dying! We can come back, sure, but it really hurts when you die! Alfred doesn't want a constant reminder that he messed up; the emotional trauma hurts enough...
>>5695495
At this point just talk to him. He doesn't have any friends to it would mean a lot to him :^)
>>5695467
Save the inspiring speech for the real owner of this body... they will need it more than I.
>>5695384
Circus? This is traditional wear! What you wear is comparable to a lecherous brothel.
>>5695422
What? Something wrong, can't believe your own eyes..is that it. I should not be surprised to find you speechless in front of a legend. Perhaps I should state my name through that fragile noggin! I am GILGAMESH!
>>5695507
Shit. Forgot to ask him that
>>5695467
>Never invited to /ofh/
>Never invited to /sanc/
>No oldfag clique wants me in
WHY LIVE
>>5695509
He has lots of friends on steam though
>>5695449
>Though if Yuuka wins that fight she says that Reimu was thinking of a completely different incident.
>>5695449
No. Not that. You talked like she would hate me. I've got ears, you know.
>>5695452
Technically speaking, I don't. There's only one recorded mentioning of my existence, and that's from a book without an author with just a single copy in existence.
>>5695497
...Maybe I'm just not in a mood to tolerate this kinda crap, is all.
>>5695507
Did you not just hear me? I AM the power source. I'm like a living battery.
>>5695516
Eh. Thought you said "guess what", actually.
And nope, never heard of you.
>>5695505
>Not being racist towards your own kind.
>Please, this isn't new to me
Looks like shark teeth's stuck in the cage, bet she could just bite her way out with her shark teeth.
And here we see a re-enactment of the Terminator 2 ending, just with less lava.
Shit, I should put some lava somewhere in the arena.
>>5695531
Just do what I do and invite yourself in.
>>5695345
More like sympathy for the workers who sweat and bleed making the clothes, clothes aren't evil ya'know.
>>5695357
A vampire? Well if you went around slaughtering people I could understand that, but you don't right?... Right?
>>5695532
That doesn't mean they're actually his friend, Wiggins. I thought this has been explained to you.
>>5695534
>Kissus the tankchan from afar
Let's kill Afred together.
>>5695534
Huh... alrighty then. Didn't need to know that, but sounds cool all the same.
>>5695531
>Invited to /ofh/
>invited to /sanc/
>No one wants me
WHY LIVE
>>5695531
>A handful of oldfags adore me and I have literally no idea why
>>5695531
feels mixed, man.
Who wrote this?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Hunger_Games_Roleplay
>>5695526
...Hey, if it's any condolences, the coin picks for us. Maybe he could come here tomorrow if the gods are bored, right?
>>5695534
No, because you didn't explicitly state it, so don't make me out to be an idiot. If you charge it by yourself, it'd be too tiring to turn on the A/C, so I see your problem there... Man.
>>5695553
Pssst. Buddy. He's not here at all, so you're gonna have to kill me instead.
Post Hoshis personal army
>>5695542
No, I can't tolerate any mistakes, I have to get out
>>5695531
>tfw denied oldfag
>>5695542
So here's my new gimmick, I call it ''Behicular Plantslaughter''
>The screen is cut to a steamroller who slowly rolls over a row of potted plants, ending just infront of a poorly drawn potted plant with the name Mitch underneath
>>5695507
Funny. I do not remember caring about someone else's feelings before killing them.
>>5695516
Polka dots are surely traditional and threatening for a warrior such as yourself.
>>5695534
You know of others that has gone through this? If you do, could you tell me what happened with them?
>>5695542
*sighing, she just lays on her back*
I can do this any time. At least there is nothing annoying here.
>>5695578
Delgado
>>5695543
Fufufu~ what do you think?
>>5695578
Delgado.
>>5695579
If I am here tomorrow
It's a fucking fork Rammy, it's not gonna cry and tap out if you put it in a move, it's gonna do nothing.
>>5695588
Hey fella.
The button.
>>5695507
He needs to step up, take a stand, and face his mistakes. He needs to stop running away and try to make right with his mistakes. Even if Rika is single minded.
>>5695541
(I'll report you to the AHRC. Anon Have Right Corporation.)
>>5695534
Well, they obviously don't work. I said that friend doesn't really remember them so I really doubt that they would want to see her since you would be a stranger to her.
>>5695531
But Anon, why would you want to be apart of cancer?
>>5695582
Adachi
Laura
Doose
JoJo
Holo
Seth
Yukine
KK
Aikawa
>>5695534
It should be rhetorical; that you'd know my name by now child. Pitiful!
>>5695589
Your words mean nothing, they're as empty as the void and rift itself. Yet! You possess a weapon worthy of interest.
>>5695610
Fucking press it already,I left my tater tots in the oven. I'll feed them to Mitch if they get burned!
>>5695621
ur cancer lol XD
>>5695624
>Adachi
>Holo
>JoJo
>>5695610
*she aggressively throws the utensil at every direction*
>>5695632
Delgado was Kamina
>>5695632
someone else
you're thinking of janus
>>5695624
>Adachi
>Seth
Fuck off Junko.
>>5695582
>>5695634
I'll do it.
I'll press the fucking button.
>>5695558
I'm just saying that in a sense, I don't or shouldn't. But it sure as hell doesn't mean that I actually care.
>>5695553
DON'TTOUCHME.
>>5695579
It's not tiring, it's TRIVIAL, but it does require an active feed. I just don't like giving it a surplus to keep running form, just in case.
>>5695589
No, I just...I dunno. It doesn't come off as right.
>>5695631
Hey. Hey genius. I'M NOT FROM YOUR WORLD.
>>5695619
So what if I am a stranger? It's not like Marisa hates people. And especially not if they're freely giving off new magic books for them to glean information from, either.
>>5695674
Fucking pussy. Seems Matoi took away your killer instinct.
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>He breaks into Dean's commentator boots and sees a fuckload of buttons on his monitor
...Which one do I press?
>>5695649
No, Delgado was Hoshi feeding his ego.
>>5695674
>Anon presses the button instead
>>5695597
I think you definitely have killed considering you're a vampire, so maybe?
>>5695624
Most of these people are done with him m8
>>5695631
My feelings are mutual regarding you. What about my weapon makes you interested? Who are you?
>>5695674
Looks like I do not even have to move to kill anyone of you.
>>5695675
You mean Mother's treatment of me. You would not be the first to say. Others have called it abusive.
>>5695589
And he'll come back, again and again. It ain't worth killing a man that can come back from death faster than he can eat burgers.
>>5695604
We can only hope that you see him; fate works in mysterious ways, after all.
>>5695619
But he's got nothing to stand up FOR. He's got a handful of friends despite being here for about four months, said friends probably wish he'd die, no one thinks he's the hero, an eye told him this brutally and basically told him to go away, and he's expected to be a man? Rika'd just keep killing him like it would bring anything back.
...And he'd love to. He hates doing things like this as he isn't heartless. But it's hard enough amending things with Elly and Kurumi, what makes you think that Rika'll be anything easier?
>>5695675
Hm, you do bring up some valid points. It all sounds tiring, but like you said, it's trivial. All I can say is that... How much energy would a tank even need? Like, it's HUGE. Real huge. I dunno how much energy you even have, but...
I think Sheamus is starting to go crazy. I wonder if I should tell him I don't actually have a button to kill him.
Rika, are you sure your using any of those things right? You're supposed to swing a bat like, you know, baseball, not try and hug them with it.
>>5695692
Fella, you're in the production truck, those are all for the cameras. Oh, and some stage pyro buttons to the left.
Wanna try those?
>>5695643
din du nuffin
>>5695635
>cries like a little bitch
>>5695717
I know I just mean if I am not here thanks to drills
>>5695698
>he gets in your face
Hmmm...
garnet x junko
barron x DDD
littlefinger x king knight
hoshi x ruby
bolin x tricky
nonon x cody
medusa x shion
yuno x kamina
sol x aussa
squid girl x adachi
aikawa x martin
shorty x rin
jojo x alma elma
godot x miku
endo x hotler
sheamus x mokou
eggman-kun x starman
yukine x araragi
bikko x ocelot
izaya x hikki
okabe x death
asuna x rachnera
wiggins x blue beetle
seth x maria
jesus x jude
crust x gumball
booce x soviet
>>5695725
>He clsoes his eyes and presses a yellow button with a smiley face on it
...Is this the button that gives you popco -
>He is hit with a bucket of popcorn on the head
>
>>5695725
SHUT. UP. I don't have upper body strength. Or strength period.
>>5695717
>She grins
I could drive around at top speed shooting like crazy and it wouldn't bother me a bit.
>>5695708
Yeah, exactly. Even if I haven't been vocal of it until now. Evil spirits would make better parents.
>>5695742
Did you just draw names from a hat?
>>5695675
Does it matter? My grand journey has stapled my name across every plane of the universe!
>>5695708
Who am I? A legend that has scoured across the dimensions of time and space, with a lust for battle; searching for treasuries that deem fit to use - weapons my dear! I AM GILGAMESH!
>>5695742
>booce x soviet
>mfw
>>5695725
It must be difficult performing to loving fans every week. Very difficult.
>>5695717
He still needs to answer me. Or you can. Rika stated he was upset by something. Tell me what it was.
>>5695624
>Seth
lmao
>>5695742
>even Asuna that hasnt showed up in like a year is on the list but not you
>>5695742
>bolin x tricky
Wrong, it's Tricky x Booce and Bolin x Link (deceased)
>>5695742
>Sheamus x Mokou
That's a funny way of spelling Becky Lynch, fella.
>>5695760
I thought the same tbqh
God damn, how hard can it be to pin a fork for the 3 count? Do you guys keep slipping on it or something?
>>5695750
God dammit Sheamus, do you know how hard it was to balance a bucket of popcorn on a trap door? That button was for everytime I get hungry, and now you wasted it.
>>5695752
Then shouldn't you, oh I don't know, hit the gyms?
>>5695624
Laura KK and Doose are the only ones that stand up for him.
>>5695792
Why?
>>5695763
NO, clearly, it hasn't. Not one that's been separated from the rest of reality itself.
>>5695792
I can't GAIN muscles, either! Body! Literally! INCAPABLE OF CHANGE!
>>5695732
Don't worry, Soviet. Starting from tomorrow, I'm gonna be here later than usual, so I can only hope that you see him when the jobs end, right?
>>5695752
Alright, so you've got more energy than an American on a sugar rush, I see... I'd hate to piss you off, if that's how powerful you are. And for some reason, I can hear someone laughing at the irony by me saying that.
>>5695768
...
>Amelia looks to the side, not looking at you in the slightest.
Define what you mean by "upset", 'cause he can be upset by many things.
>>5695792
...You're a dragon! How was that so bad, damnit?
>>5695792
>Eats the popcorn from the floor because he's laying down there anyway
....sweet popcorn, fella. Still warm aswell. Not as good as the taters mama Sheamus used to create, but it's still a good snack
>He presses a green button with a skull printed on it
>He gets hit on the side of the head by a potted plant on a swinging rope
kamina's waifu in erp right now
>>5695815
What's his waifu this week?
Has anybody found a way to be genuinely happy in life yet or nah
>>5695829
Join the air force :^)
>>5695812
I'm sorry, your mom is Sheamus?
Hey, watch the green room, I grow all my plants there,
>>5695809
THEN STOP WHINING AND FUCKING TOUGH IT OUT KI-
Oh.
Good job.
Wrapped up making some JavaScript to automate the input of tributes into my standings spreadsheet, so I'd like to host next if no one else has claimed it
>>5695815
you think he isn't over there too?
>>5695675
I'm pretty sure she would beat you up before actually having a conversation with you.
>>5695717
I never said it would be easy to change someone that's single minded. Also, I am sure plenty of the friends that he made wouldn't wish for him to die since they enjoy his company. I should of destroyed that eye a long time.
>>5695752
*she looks down to the ground, her voice taking a sadder term*
She really is a horrible creature, isn't she?
>>5695763
And you wish to attain mine. I am not sorry to say that they are not for sale.
>>5695792
Nothing of value has been lost. However revenge against it has now turned into a secondary mission.
>>5695810
Look at me when you're in my presence. In this case, I mean what has gotten him to mock Rika during that initial incident.
>>5695740
Yes? Is there something on my face?
>>5695829
I did.
>>5695821
referring to the catgirl from strike witches
>>5695829
I had one, but I lost it in a game of blackjack.
>>5695768
Show me your breast.
>>5695840
go ahead
>>5695829
Have a good job, a nice girlfriend/wife, two kids, a dog and your own house.
>>5695839
It is not the same when you are doing it with someone you do not care for.
>>5695829
Yes
>>5695848
>licks your face.
Tastes like...rubber.
>>5695851
Again, which one is his waifu this week?
>>5695839
See Dean Ambrose? Your woman knows what's up. You got two slides before pressing this button or I'm taking Matoi to Finn and Becky's and show her how Irish people chill in the evening!
>>5695873
>Grabs your ears and begins to pull them.
>>5695873
I am getting flashbacks guys.
>>5695873
[licks face]
>>5695863
Just one?
>watches the limit approach quite quickly
>>5695873
The lick face returns?
>>5695873
>>5695907
>watches your booty intensely
>>5695887
Owwee...what was that for!
best waifu comin in
>>5695742
Even RNGesus couldn't be so random
5695907
(Y
>>5695902
Sure.
>>5695810
>She grins weakly
Yeah, you bet your ass you would. And to make matters better? I hooked up Sigma with a second power source, just for some extra love.
>Ba-dum tsh
>>5695839
SHUT UP!
>>5695844
Why would she!? Hell, I...I wouldn't even fight back! I don't have your spell cards, I can't set my magic on "stun"!
>>5695847
"Creature" is putting it gently, too, with her. "Monster" would be clolser.
>>5695809
Pitiful, you crown nothing that'd deem a warrior. BEGONE!
>He slams the base of his naginata against the floor, creating a gust of wind.
>>5695847
Oh. I'm not going to purchase your weapons, I'm going to steal it from you!
>Poses.
>>5695915
i'm the captain of this ship, i'll make you walk the plank
>>5695907
>>5695915
>watches you both
>>5695873
... No one asked you so taste it, it's only supposed to look and feel like skin, not taste like it, please refrain for doing that again.
Jesus tank girl, I know I egged you on but calm down just a bit, will ya?
>>5695885
She's just feeling sorry for you, trying to tell you that it'll all be okay before you get pinned by something.
>>5695835
>Joins the Air Force
>50% of Training is pls don't rape or kill yourself
>30% Is DTS
>10% Is political correctness
>6% Is your job
>4% Is combat
pls not again
>>5695850
>>5695871
>>5695859
Hooray for you!
>>5695866
That sounds gay
>>5695943
>>5695950
Y-you are gay.
>>5695953
>slaps
>>5695949
And now she got pinned by the girl you're making fun off, Deanieboy. Sweet, sweet revenge, just like your popcorn. But more saltier.
>Presses a red button with a fire icon on it
>Sees an effigy of AJ Styles and Dean Ambrose outside the ring being seto n fire
,,,,Dean? Voodoo isn't real, fella. You're going to have to earn that belt the hard way.
>>5695948
What? I never had robot before!
>>5695950
>join Russian Air Force
>be taught how to fly drunk on vodka and kill muslims
>???
>I am in
>>5695927
You can almost always see most of it anyway. I do not see what seeing the last ten percent would do for you.
>>5695949
This is my award for underestimating it.
>>5695929
I had no idea she could be so reviled to a lot of people.
>>5695937
Amusing. You almost made me laugh.
>>5695940
>masturbates furiously
>>5695949
This is frustrating! It was like forever ago since I got a kill!
>>5695992
You can always trust on a fork to get you out of a fight, specially when we're down to the stronger wrestlers. How long will this match go on for?
>>5695981
Shut.
Up.
That's just to psyche myself up.
Y-yeah.
>>5695950
Hooray for you too.
>>5695934
implaya this is an korean
you're a dumb ass
>>5695937
>It pushes her back all of about half a foot, before she stops, floating about a half a foot off the ground
Good thing I'm not a warrior, huh? I'm an engineer and magician!
>>5695990
She doesn't exactly have any redeeming qualities, huh?
>>5696000
check
>>5695983
And you're not going to anytime soon if I have a say in this!
>>5696022
>checks you too
>>5695916
Sorry I was tempted and I just couldn't help myself.
>>5695929
That would be actually really entertaining to watch.
5695959
Stop talking to me you knave
>>5695988
Russia, why couldn't you guys be the top dog on the global stage?
>>5695844
It won't be easy, because Alfred pisses Rika off more than anyone else here. I'll try, but...
The "friends" he made here (or, at least, the people he talks to regularly) don't really think all that highly of him. Like, at all. Seriously, before this whole thing happened, no one thought positively of him, save for Kaito and Brian and another few mixed in. Finally hearing it when he was talking to Rammy... And, get this, Rika said she was SURPRISED that he was surprised.
I think the eye is gone. It better friggin' be.
>>5695847
I'm sorry, but...
>Amelia stands up tall, looking at you with an uneasy expression.
I guess a combination of things. The presidential elections was making him pull his hair out, bis cheerful facade can only go on for so long, realising that no one likes him save for a few people... I can't say he didn't have this coming, and I guess he was so frustrated he needed to let off some steam. Naturally, he did it when she died. Beautiful. Ten outta ten, totally the hero.
>>5695929
Ah, jokes. I remember when Alfred pissed everyone off just by saying them. I dunno why they hated him because of it; it was the MAINE part of his character! Cue the laugh track!
>Directed by Alfred F. Jones
>Starring Amelia F. Jones
In all seriousness, though, who'd the other power source be? I dunno who else could help you with it, you seem like a very secluded person to me.
>>5696000
>cooms
>>5696009
Nigga that fatso is as korean as Hoshi
>>5696002
Of course, I'm not going to teach you everything I know. That's risky.
>>5696002
There are better ways to do that. Like playing WWE2K17. I don't think Vince approves of you setting shit on fire inside the ringhall.
I mean, there are children watching. Probably Mitch' other kids aswell.
...And this John Cena sheet is really comfy, fella.
>>5695990
Because the wonders of the breast must be worshiped. Please.
You went to the feast didn't you?
THIS MATCH WILL RETURN AFTER THESE COMMERCIAL BREAKS, LIVE ON THE TRASH CHANNEL.
>>5695990
A Magician and engineer, huh. Now things are getting interesting! Perhaps I've underestimated you... not really, you're still weak HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>5695990
Laugh? Don't mock me! Where's your blades so I can steal them?
>>5696078
>>5696059
You can't escape
>>5696078
Here we go! Let's get this streak going again!
>>5696055
Because US won cold war and is making west into a weak PC state that cares more about minorities even if they destory their civilization
>>5696052
Even I know that Marisa doesn't just attack people without some excuse or provocation! Why WOULD she attack me?
>>5696056
>She groans
...Ever heard of something along the lines of a 'philosopher's stone'?
>>5696090
Don't give me that crap. I was trained by the greatest evil spirit, ever! You don't even know what you're talking about.
>>5696078
MINNIE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YO-
>Rikaka
>>5696033
Don't worry you taste to awful. I didn't offend you did I?
>>5696052
These ears are delicate! Be careful...
>>5696110
You guys are going to kill us all for that, right?
>>5696120
[licks face]
so no ship?
>>5696124
I'm glad I taste awful to you, so I don't mind it.
>Kaito