/sug/ Steven Universe General - Bully Steven Edition Last T

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Post sad

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lapiven

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HORRIBLE BITCH

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>still endgame

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>>5683730
what's good broskis?

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>>5683754

>>5683730
Jasper is fat

>>5683785
Jasper is STRONK

How bad would each Gem (+ Connie) take it if Steven died?

>>5683785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

>>5683800
STRONKfat

Explain how Mister Frowny or Jeff will ever be relevant again

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>long day of training with porhl
>she doesn't see any effort
>you don't get a pearl point
>pissed off, you shove your hand in her pouch
>feelsgood.jpg
What do you pull out?

>>5683785
Jasper is FLUFFY

>>5683805
Lapis would probably destroy the Earth so it doesn't matter what anyone else would feel like.

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>>5683805

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>>5683754

>>5683816
Both seasons of The Nutshack on DVD

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>>5683816
A hurricane.

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>>5683817
Jasper is STRONKFLUFFYfat

>>5683816
a rose quartz dildo

>>5683816
You reach into the pouch, and jasper's bubble is in your hand, with a few points stuck on it.

>>5683842
There's Pink Diamond!

>>5683816
tendies

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>>5683830

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Lappy makes me happy

>>5683842
Anyone in that landmass better be prepared for a bad time

>>5683816
An intact human uterus.

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>>5683873

>>5683825
That Toriel model is awful

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>>5683766
She's such a wretched bitch I COULD JUST

>>5683816
Boiled toes.

>>5683899
Her upper jaw is just weird because they fused her fangs with the face.

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Becky is the sweetest! I hope Becky knows how much she is loved!

>>5683813
Jeff is Mr. Frowny's son

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>>5683754

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>>5683900
>I COULD JUST

FUSE WITH HER

>>5683899
>adding a full set of human teeth to a cartoon animal
I honestly don't know what they were expecting.

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>>5683769
You bet

>>5683919
>no a-ok hand
missed opportunity

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>5683900
s h a t t e r

>>5683953
How come I've never seen Bob and his wife together before? Do you think they're going through another rough patch?

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>>5683919

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>>5683906
It never helped that the goat family's sprites had the same color as those fangs
Undertale characters in 3D are a mistake

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>>5683953

>>5683816
11 pounds of cocaine.

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I lied on the paper where the doctor tests to see if you are depressed. Every year I push the edge of it though.

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>>5683816
The tip of her tucked in penis.

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Cutie!!

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>>5683936
you know how zuke and hillary are supposed to be boarding the second half of gem harvest?
and how zuke tweeted about Jasper belly flopping onto pumpkins to smash them last year?
and how zuke tweeted about lapis and peridot being memes and bad pearl before she made them canon?
what if she was hinting about the episode she was working on at the time. what if it was gem harvest. what if zuke is going to make jasper come back and smash pumpkins in gem harvest .

>>5683832
But why?

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>>5683963
Bob is a regular ladykiller, he doesn't need a wife.

>>5684021
So you're saying that >>5683953 is a liar? That's a bold claim.

>>5684005
>7 seconds before the lady showed sugar her pussy

>>5683996
Have you considered actually seeking help? It might not do anything, but it has to be better than just waiting for it to go away, right?

>>5684029
Oh, that's exactly what I'm saying.

>>5684014
>first half farming
>second half talking about gem harvesting like Peridot mentioned before.

>>5684005
why's everyone who likes this show so FUCKING ugly

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>>5684037
Becky is pure!!

>>5684045
>second half being self-insert shipping set pieces

>>5684039
You better hope he doesn't find out. I've seen kill over lesser insults.

>>5684045
The second half is going to be shipshit because Zuke can't keep her dick out of her hand for more than 0.00004 seconds.

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Becky likes pizza! Yum!

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>>5683754

>>5683996
why would you lie
who cares

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>>5684085
>I've seen kill over lesser insults.

>>5684094
Did the flockdraw move somewhere? Where can I watch people doodle?

>>5684038
Maybe next time anon. I know I should. Maybe next time.

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>>5684106
https://twitter.com/MOEBANASHI/status/784618004319444992
Forgot link to tweet, she said she likes pizza!

>>5684115
that wasn't meant to be in response to anyone. sorry.

>>5684094
>they end up having raven and zuke board the first half and hilary and paul (ie the main gem mutant designer) do the 2nd
>after the episode zuke is paired with raven and hilary is paired with paul

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>>5684110

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>>5684085

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>>5684014
>zuke tweeted about Jasper belly flopping onto pumpkins to smash them last year?
Oh damn that is specific
>Jasper smashing pumpkins
>we keep calling her a pumpkin
>that self hatred
Heh

I remember zuke's dear and near buttbuddy Tang putting out a farmer-like Jasper drawing (might've been a part of some group draw that she does with Zuke) a few months back

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>>5684121
That person is also posting things Becky said at the q&a, so take a look!

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>>5684127
>Zuke and Raven

I don't know how this'd turn out but it's an offense to my senses, regardless.

>>5684132
>Jasper gets out
>Poofs Peridot
>Bubbles her and transports her to homeworld

>>5684132
>Jasper hates herself so much that she gets triggered by pumpkins because they're orange like her skin

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Becky is the best!

>>5684146
>every lars and sadie episode from now on will involve zuke instead of paul

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>>5683754

>>5684183
That...doesn't sound too bad, actually.

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Look at them all!!

>>5684167
>implying Jasper wont have green spots after her AIDS purging

>>5684146
>raven hates lapis and views her harshly for being the psycho rapist
>zuke wants to fuck lapis and make her her perfect angel waifu
i don't care how that episode would turn out, i would ship zuke and raven for that sweet love/hate trope

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>>5684236

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>>5684127
What mutants did they design? Who did the terrible ones in When it Rains?

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>>5684265

>>5684236
>ugly
>gross
>fucking hot
>disgusting
>slut
>ew
>i want his monster dong inside my ear

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>>5684167
>Lapis and peridot get a goldfish
>she scoops it out of the tank and just downs it
Am now imagining her succefully sink her teeth into basketball, deflating it

>>5684242
It would be a SPECTACLE

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>>5683754

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>>5684280
NO BULLYING!!!! ABSOLUTELY NONE!

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>>5684242
Those are the conflictions that I feel for Lapis on a daily basis.

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>>5684188

>>5684268
pretty much every mutant (with undboutly some involvement from raven and the directors)
When it rains was lamar

what if lapis was a guest on the eric andre show

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>>5684236

>>5684280
>Charlyne Yi
>Fucking hot
Uh, ok then

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>>5683754
cheese sandwich how i love thee
cheese sandwich please be happy

>>5684313
I'd actually watch it so I can see why people won't shut the fuck up about it.

>>5684316
is
is she the frog rebecca stole

>>5684236
>that tv screen in the top right corner
what did they mean by this

>>5684316
Her legs look like toothpicks. Don't you want some of that thicc Sugar booty?

>>5684312
That sounds right, Paul and Raven are good at horror but Lamar is more light hearted. So I guess he just tried goofy monster designs and not horror, which was a mistake but that's okay since it's not his strong suit.

>>5684329
GIVE HER BACK, BECKY
GIVE HER BACK OR STEVONNIE GOES IN MY BLENDER

>>5684339
Is this a meme now?

>>5684051
>rebecca gets fan pussy/dick on tap at any con

I'm jealous, I bet she gets Ian in on that too.

>>5684339
I could easily defeat her in combat.

>>5684361
everything's a meme

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>>5684339
>thicc
don't be afraid to call her fat

>>5684361
memes are memes

>>5684236
there is one white person there

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>>5684301

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>>5684316
>jennifer bought a zombie strike nerf gun for her kid because she loves him and thinks about him often
lapis is a good mom

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>>5684384
SUGAR ISN'T FUCKING FAT GOD DAMN REEEEEEEEE

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Sup, faggotrons.. I still think your fic section is atrocious and terrible so I made some shit for ya'll.

This is from yesterday if none of you taste-less hacks saw it
http://pastebin.com/eSUfi8TB

And this is the new one
http://pastebin.com/F3Ge7meA

>>5684391
meme meme meme

>>5684369
Would you let ian lay that pipe?
I'd let him go balls deepwater horizon.

>>5684377
EVERYTHING is meme, EVERYTHING is cancer, EVERYTHING is aids, and you have to point. it. all. out.

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>>5684384
>Jasper's Stepmom

>>5684369
why would you want to fuck a steven universe fan, especially the top tier cringey ones that seem to make up 90% of cons and book signings

>>5684404
>implying it's not for herself

It's like you don't even nerf war

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>>5684428

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>>5684412
>StevenXLion
Why do you want this? Why does ANYONE want this?

[spoiler]Not ragging on your fic man but fuck...[/spoiler]

>>5684435
lapis is a good autistic nerf gun collector

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>>5684465
Barbed cat penises

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>>5684472

>>5684472
kat is angry :(

>>5684439
Her hole is pretty sweet, it's got all the fixins

>>5684492
Kat looks like she wants to die. Why was she even there anyways? Did she say anything at the panel?

>>5684439
why didn't anyone who went to the panel ask rebecca to draw jasper kissing pink diamond

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>>5684495
It's the perfect hole for the perfect soldier

>>5684510
I read that as pissing on pink diamond

daily reminder that jasper canonically has a perfect hole

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>>5684472

>>5684532
The most perfect hole peridot has ever seen, anyway

Little memewhore

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>>5684511
stay out of this harambe

>>5684532
At least it was, until Lapis ruined it

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>>5684532
A perfect hole for a perfect gem.

>>5684511
I want Jasper and Bismuth in the show RIGHT NOW

>lapis being in the same room as those two
So good

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>>5684555
HARAAAAAMBE

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Where is this things gem?

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>>5684577
no gem is worthy enough to gaze upon jasper's perfect hole, peridot, steven, and amethyst are sinners

>>5684321
I laughed at that line
Truly the emotional maturity of an 8yo

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>>5684583
>>5684585

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>>5684583
Imagine all the tension that'd be between them.

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>>5683842
currently in nc, all quiet over here.

>>5684632
oh meant to reply to >>5683877

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>>5684611
jasper is just special

>>5684645
It was just an undermeme joke.

>>5684624
They're both two huge beefy gems that are related to her suffering in some way, and even more specifically they snatched her out of the air (Jasper twice- lapis needs to work on her reflexes and tard time with memedot isn't helping)

>>5684647
She was special to her mommy

>>5684632
What's up, fellow NC bro? Things aren't supposed to pick up until about noon.

>>5684684
Her mommy is dead

>>5684692
Her step mom hates her

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lapis pissbending how

>>5684674
Everytime something bad happens around Lapis, it always takes her a million years to process what's going on and a million more to actually do something about it.

Even Bismuth got the drop on her, and she's louder than hell.

>>5684737
You're slipping

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>>5684611
>tmw you realize peridot is more emotionally mature than both japser and lapis
Steventime is a helluva drug

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>>5684737
>>5684746
in pee

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>>5684761

>>5684761
RIP leggy
Didn't even know what hit her

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>>5684744
lapis can't help that she's retarded

>>5684774
Nice callback.

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>>5684774

>>5684744
Did you see her go in Video Chat
She was on top of that shit

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>>5684384
fatties can be hot

>>5684780
If she fuses with a smart gem like Pearl or Peridot, she won't have to worry about this problem

Actually...all three of them should fuse. And throw Sapphire in there for good measure

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>>5684795
Yeah, over STEVEN.

>>5684820
None of those gems are smart anymore.

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>>5684820
could peridot and pearl balance out the double retardedness and emotional immaturity of malachite

>>5684844
no they would just make her more ocd and autistic

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>>5684844
>peridot
>making anything smarter or more emotinally mature

>>5684583
pearl is actually the one with the big gem fetish

>>5684844
No, they'd just make a psychotic ballerina nerd monster from hell with a wicked BDSM fetish

She'd probably be a semen demon, tho

>>5684835
Kek

The smart torch needs to be passed to SOMEONE.
>Jasper's IQ is artificially inflated by 50 after getting healed

>>5684844
Peridot would be a perfect addition, she has the technical smarts and logic absent in the other two, as well as having relatively low baggage to maybe help 'dilute' all that built up in the other two gems

>>5684810
unf
anymore pearl pics like that? it's pretty rare

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Welp, RIP premature /cosug/ thread. I guess I'm stuck here. It was slow and no one saw my masterpiece anyway.

>>5684865
>smarter
Definitely. Peri said that she was smarter than the average Peridot.

>mature
Peridot's autism would completely throw out the benefits of having a smart gem in the first place.

>>5684911
why do you want to go back?

>>5684927
A fusion doesn't need social tact/grace really, that's the department that Peri is autistic in

>>5684927
Do people consider Peridot smarter Pearl?

>>5684911
We're stuck here, sadly.

>>5684927
i misspoke. the other anon claimed peridot might make malachite less retarded. Peridot may be "smart" tech wise, but she's retarded as fuck.

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>>5684911
i was preparing to shit my pants if they had halloween-themed signing cards at NYCC

>>5684927
>Peri said that she was smarter than the average Peridot.
Because Peridot has never been known at all for arrogance and an inflated sense of self-worth. Nope, the new leader of the Crystal Gems is the most humble of gems. That and it was just a Yogi Bear joke.

>>5684953
Explain why she's retarded enough to throw off a 3-way fusion

>>5684956
my bad, asshole
>>5683769

>>5684928
I don't know if you know this, but in /trash/, the worst board on 4chan.

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>>5684691
>5684691
noon tomorrow? fuck i have to work tomorrow after noon into the night, also delivery driver. looks like im going to have a bad time.

>>5684990
Just don't leave the thread then there are no problems

>>5684961
We all know she has an ego more bloated than a hot-air balloon, but in the context of the situation that she said it in, I think she was being serious.

Why would she lie to Steven about something like that, anyway?

>>5684928
Believe it or not, there is such a thing as too much porn.

>>5684972
what are you talking about? I never said she'd throw fusion off. I implied she wouldn't be able to "balance out the double retardedness and emotional immaturity of malachite" because she's also retarded and emotionally immature. What are you even arguing?

>>5685030
Nobody's even been posting porn.

>>5684953
Which wouldn't translate well to a combat-oriented fusion.

>>5684990
Why does that matter, I only ever hang out in here and everyone stays contained in their own threads.

>>5685030
You certainly won't find that much here, considering it's not a porn related thread.

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>>5684890
only a few. most of meekbot's stuff its vore and that's pretty disgusting imo

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>>5685030
I have tons of porn, but you don't see me spamming it.

>>5685022
Because it was just a joke. Nothing in that episode was really meant to be taken seriously.

>>5685047
>>5685065
True. I've seen far, far worse.

>>5685080
Ok.

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>>5685065
that can change

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>>5685103

>>5685103
How will Opal, Sugilite and Alexandrite all look now that Amethyst has reformed again?

>>5685030
>>5685103
>>5685130
Well that's what I get for opening my damn mouth, fair play.

>>5685139
Fatter, except Sugilite who isn't ever coming back.

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>>5685152
>two porn images are already too much
you're weak.

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>>5685130
>big gems

>>5683936
>STEVEN!!...I'M ON A TRACTOR!

Gotta love dorito gem. It's funny when you look back at an episode like Marble Madness where she practically ignored and tried to squash Steven like he was some irrelevant fruitfly. Now she's really cheerful whenever she sees him (same with Amethyst) and you can tell she adores him as much like the other gems do

>>5685189
>liking meme shit
you are the problem

>>5685189
Peridot likes Steven well enough, certainly more than she likes anyone else on Earth besides herself, but what she really loves is attention and adoration.

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>>5685173
Oh no, I can handle that, just should have expected to start something. My folder isn't COMPLETELY prude...

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>>5685189

>>5685130
>list of things I'm into:
>not that

>>5685209
HAHAHHAHAJHAHAHHAJAHAJAJA YOU CALLED PERIDOR A MEME

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>>5683936
>first i miss jasper
>then lapis misses jasper
>now peridot misses jasper
when will she come back

>>5684490
Her leg looks so soft and velvety, I want to massage her pale tender legs.

>>5685209
>Mom I said it again! Do you think the cool people accept me now?>>5685209

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>>5685231
>PERIDOR

>>5685231
>>5685244
This is just sad.

>>5685244
>>5685231
stop samefagging, zuke

>>5685232
Will Jasper ever miss Jasper?

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>>5685216
My folder was completely devoid of explicit lewds before coming to trash and for a few weeks after. Then some kind soul dumped lewds of my waifu and I couldn't help myself.
Now I just save random lewds that like since I've already broken the seal.

Is it just me or is Lapis' gem off center in that pic?

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>>5685230
Put your face closer and your perspective may change

>>5684005
I WANT TO FLIP SUGAR'S SKIRT

>>5685271
That looks like the final evolution of a blue waffle

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>>5685263
She will miss 'perfect japser' while she's learning to live life with AIDS
>pictured: a relapse

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>>5685289
Don't you dare

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>>5685268
This is basically what happened to me. 150 lewd pics later and I'm still collecting them.

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>>5685325
Fight on, my kindred spirit. Fight on.

>>5685231
>Peridor

Now I have an image on my mind of Peridot dressed as a toreador

"Restaurant Wars" was such a hilarious episode fuck

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>>5685268
That and this are as far as I ever go.

But hell those Rubies are cute. Navy's face...

And yeah, I never noticed that.

>>5685354
It had like two or three decent moments.

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>>5685361
Rubies are great. Careful though, we might summon the dude who calls rubyfags pedos.

>>5685345
Thanks, but honestly I think I need to put the breaks on porn for a while, lol. My Lapis folder is pushing 1800 now.

>>5685079
post the rest

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>>5685402
Call me a pussy, but I'm not posting Steven porn.

>>5685393
>1800
;_;

But seriously, great work. I desperately need to organize my old shit, I'm sitting on over 10,000 files in a "picture" folder with no rhyme or reason.

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>>5685423
Fine then you big fucking pussy. Give me the source and I'll do it.

>>5685469
10,000!? I got fed up at like 500!

>>5685469
It's a pretty good collection for only having started it back in August.

I'm just now getting down to organizing my porn by the artist name, but idk HOW I'm gonna fix up my main folder.

>>5685491
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1995048

>>5685495
I kid,
I've only got like 2000 pictures sitting around. It's not all that much but it feels like more when there's no organization.

>>5685527
buckle up buckaroo

>>5685491
>>5685527
thnx, bby

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>>5685527
>reluctant to post SEATBELT

YOU'RE A WEAKLING
and a faggot

>>5685540
See? It's Seatbelt Penetration in action!

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>>5685564
>reluctant to post SEATBELT

If only you knew who I was, anon...

>>5685587
I know who you are.

>>5685595
Who am I.

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>>5685231
>>5685244
This is cringe

>>5685616
You're me, and I am you.

>>5685631
And together we make?

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>>5685621
yeah, perifriendss are starting to get salty about their waifu.

>>5685643
A faggot

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>>5685645
>starting

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>>5685587
Who you were does not concern me. It's who you are now that does and what I saw made me SICK!

>>5685658
idk man, they used to be pretty good sports about it.
Honestly it's probably just these 2 guys/ a samefag being mad.

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>>5683730
Haha
Remember that episode where Pearl died and no one noticed?

Haha

>>5685682
>"it's not who I am underneath, but what i do that defines me"

bruce?

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>>5685682
What did you see that was so "sick".

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>>5685645
>gross

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>>5685692
Better than Jailbreak

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>>5685724
that's not even the right picture to respond to.

>>5685645
>Rubyfags literally blown the fuck out into space

>>5685702
>tfw your waifu see's you cum too soon

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>>5685645
>>5685724

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>>5685731
Nigga, I don't care. I know it (you)!

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>>5685758
they're all alone out there.
crewniverse please show mercy

>>5685792
At least they'll stay warm.

>>5685761
>tfw she apologizes for your own mistakes

episodes with major fight/combat scenes should literally always go to jeff/colin. raven and paul getting 2 of the 3 most crucial fights last season, both having poor choreography, and one being butt ugly (beyond their control, apparently) was terrible.

>>5685799
Since they're in space, the Rubies should only be able to cool off by radiating heat, wouldn't the Rubies become super heated over time provided they get worked up occasionally while out there?

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>>5685799
a small consolation. Thanks anon.

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>>5685805
Hot~

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Brooks will be at Kraken con in CA later in Novemember

http://www.krakencon.com/guests/

>>5685829
Is Army going to go supernova and kill herself

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>>5685837

>>5685829
>Eventually every Ruby becomes a miniature square sun.

>>5685837
unless jasper returns in "gem harvest", and that airs before this con, she's probably gonna get bombarded with questions she can't answer lmao.

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>>5685836
She'd make such a pretty dancer.

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>>5685837
I'm going to ask Kimberly to sign my VAGINA

>>5685871
I'll sign your vagina.
with my dick.

>>5685871
>Jasper's vulva looking mouth

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>>5685864
What am I looking at on the left?

>>5685848
>ywn kill yourself by flying into your favorite ruby's sun
I can't even kill myself to feel better because that's what's making me feel so shitty in the first place.
life is suffering

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>>5685871
I really can't tell if Jasper has DSL or not. Like, sometimes she does, but she usually doesn't....

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>>5685879
Next level mouth pussy

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>>5685880
It's Bob. Who knew he looked so good out of uniform?

>>5685897
not like it matters at this point

>>5685837
>Insert greentext about Brooks charging on stage while the panel is closing and making the crowd worship her as she knocks Charline onto her ass, tongue fucks paz before throwing her into the crowd to get ripped apart by fans, and announces a Jasper spin-off show about her crushing Crystal Gems during the gem war

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>>5685897
>being unsure of Jasper's DSLs

You're triggering the /freak/ that I once was.

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>>5685907
But it does matter! Especially if it's my D her L are S!

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>>5685907
>DST

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>>5685925
>once was
How........even

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>>5685930
Don't quit your day job

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>>5685916
>panel is winding down
>people starting to shuffle around and va's saying their final thoughts
>it was fun but the crowd can't help but feel a bit disappointed
>suddenly mist starts to seep into the stadium
>the lights dim
>va's and audience looking around confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk3lBEn9ljM
>spotlight on Kimberly charging onto stage
>crowd cheers
>throws out a haymaker that puts charlyne yi on her ass
>crowd goes ballistic, calling out for blood
>dropkicks shelby rabara off the stage
>audience members on their knees praising god
>tongue fucks paz and then tosses her into the crowd to be torn apart by rabid fans
>grabs a mic
>"I'm back, bitches"
>the REAL gem harvest is revealed
>it's the pilot for a new jasper spinoff series following her actions in the gem war

gotta say, i'm pretty touched at anyone remembered it.

>>5685941
I see a big big tongue

>>5685941
What a cute dog.

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>>5685925
This makes me sick, how could you betray our queen and her dsl's mr ex-freak

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So you're finally here, Pearl Girls

No plan~

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>>5685955
(you) deserve it

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Oh yeah I'm ready for this holiday!

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>>5685944
>>5685967
It's not like I don't love her anymore!
She's just my Silver Medal now.

>>5685967
he's probably left her for greener (or more likely bluer) pastures, now isn't exactly prime time for /freaks/.

>>5685955
It gave me a sensible chuckle.

>>5685993
It's the fucking docfag

Bet

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>>5685991
Den who's gooooold?!!!!!

>>5685993
>>5686002
You two are fucking retards

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>>5683765

>>5685967
>>5685967
>accidentally posts a screenshot and realizes my mistake
Please have mercy on me

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>>5686005
>

>>5686015
indexer is coming for you

>>5686008
Wow, you sure showed them.

>>5686019
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