/sug/ Steven Universe General - Boiposting Edition Last Thr

>>5664890
Jasper is fat

>>5664900
False. Jasper is pure.

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BLUE FUCKING SLUT

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Here we go.

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Amethyst

>>5664919
You really can't blame her. Of course she wants to tap quartz ass.

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>>5664890
>boiposting

Now this is my kind of thread!

Little kids probably dont understand how SU works, seeing as how people have to go ask the creators how shit works all the time.

>>5664913
Pure fat.

>>5664931
Her ass is only open for business to Jasper and Steven.

>>5664947
Cinnamon roll fat though.

>>5664936
Little kids probably also don't care, or if they do, they make up their own explanations.

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>yfw when Gem Harvest turns out to be some intense shit

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>>5664913
>>5664919
PURE ORANGE FUCKING FATASS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H33bQZx4Ig

Nightmare Creatures 2 but with SU when?

>>5664957
OBESE
B
E
S
E

Are we going to finally get the ConniexLapis fusion in Gem Harvest?

>>5664966
I'm already expecting it

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>>5664931

>>5664955
Pretty much. Still, I like me a buff Steven.

>>5664972
>implying muscles is fat

>>5664966
>>5664977
This new form of delusion is pretty funny.

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>>5664966

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>>5664970
Stupid fatty.

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>>5664982

>>5664966
>the pumpkin mutilates connie in front of steven as revenge

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lapis pissbending what

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>>5665005
F A T T Y

>>5665012
>worst character killed
GOOD

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>>5664982
What does buff Steven have to do with...nevermind.

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lapiven

>>5664995
Last I checked Zuke still doesn't run the show so I have no reason to believe the plot of the episode will actually be just Lapis and Peridot raising a pet.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Does anyone have that picture of Jasper as a broken machine?

>>5665023
what a weird way to say lapis

>>5665028
BLUE PEDO POWER

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>>5664932
Adorable

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>>5665005
Chub only a mother could love
And you know how that worked out

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>>5665043

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>>5665028

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>>5664966
>Steven didn't explain that it was his spit that made the pumpkin like that when he said he made it
>they love the doggo so much they want more
>Peridot says that she saw shards in the temple
>Lapis helps her carry them all back
>the shards are planted with seeds and watered
>Halloween night comes
>Frybo 2: Turbo Edition commences with half organic gem monsters
>some of the shards were planted too close and fused together

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>>5665056
I know, right?

>>5665043
>my sunshine
>objectifying lapis
>the one who spent 5000 years trapped in a mirror

>>5665023
>Not liking based Connie

lemme guess you think Lapis has a lot of potential

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>>5664997

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>>5665028
...is ok, i guess.

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so this bitch has ears right?

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>>5664936
how 'what' works? like the show production, or plot questions?

>>5665028
is illegal in civilized countries

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>>5665059
Poor Fatsper!
She's all alone.

>>5665080
All have potential.
>except connie, fuck her

>>5665033
She might as well with all the shit Sugar lets her get away with.

>>5665022
DELETE THIS SIN

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>>5665093
>>5665028
Well you're a fucking degenerate!

>>5665103
>Implying she cares about the law

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>>5665098
Nein

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>>5665098

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>you will never go back to the old /sug/ where pearl was the designated /ss/ gem
lapisfags ruin everything

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>>5665078

>>5665133
She can't hear the haters, suggesting no ears.

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>>5665121
>here's my meme
>this is steven
>it reminds me of steven

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>>5665136
>typical pearlfag bitching about how it's not like the "old times"

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>>5665127
She's above the law.

>>5665136
I'm sure Lapis will let you join her if you ask nicely, Pearl.

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>>5665104
NOBODY EVER WANTS TO STAY

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>>5665141
Omfg, he's so cute.

Also, were you here to see this?

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>>5665033
I thought Zuke did Lapis quite well in Chille Tid and Barn Mates.

Doesn't look like CG will get involved, so I guess no big plot reveals. Hopefully lots of pumpkin slaying that might get a reaction out of Lapis and Peridot.

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>>5665146
>I got meme'd harder than ever before

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>>5664966
>"Hey Lapis, we're harvesting these plants right?"
>"Yeah I guess."
>"Well what if Steven made the pumpkin by harvesting gems and plants at the same time?"
>"I don't know how else he could have done it, so that might be it."
>"Then let's just get some of those gems in the temple and use them, they have thousands after all."
>"Sure, sounds like a fun meep moop!"
>hours later

>>5665164
They can have a steven violation squad!

>>5665136
is it just me or does it look like pearl has big tiddies in that gif

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>>5665121
Well, i mean, i was refering at it like a close friendship.
I'm fully aware Steven is not for sexual.
>>5665169
No, i left the Skycow early today. Thanks for share it.

>>5665189
It's the zoom

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We need more Halloween SU

>>5665067
I hope we get more comfy moments for these two. I love how close their friendship is.

>>5665127
Garnet's fists count as the law

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>>5665206
>shirtless younger Greg

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What's her name, sug?

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Such a good game

>>5664966
It's a Raven/Paul episode. They usually do the horror stuff. They do a lot of pointless townie stuff as well, but still, a lot of horror stuff. Just saying.

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>>5665165
>no friends
>no mom
>no hope
>only CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

>>5665229
Connie Maeharwasn

>>5665234
>NSAO

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>5665206
Lapis' little hair ruffles at the front are facing the wrong way.

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>>5665212
They are really adorable together. I still remember how Steven taught her how to make fart noises with her hands. I wish they'd bring that back.

>>5665229
Itachi Uchiha

>>5665229
Jasper

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flockdraw is empty and boring does anyone have requests

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>>5665241
It's Maheswaran.

>>5665229
Me whenever I see Steven.

That is her full name.

>>5665229
>>5665197

>>5665255
The callback they made to it in Same Old World was sweet.

>>5665241
I've seen worst taste

>>5665263
case in point (I'm kidding, don't hurt me)

>>5665256
do you think the gems could beat him?

>>5665270
Jasper but dead

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>>5665028
good shit, my dood

>>5665284
>do you think the gems could beat him?

Can the gems hallucinate or be placed under illusions?

>>5665270
The nutshack but with SU characters.
>Amethyst as Phil
>Steven as Jack
>Garnet as Tito Dick
>Pearl as Dwayne

>>5665255
They did it at some guy in Same Old World, which was great. He makes her so happy and they adore each other it's too fucking cute.

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>>5665229
CHEESE SANDWICH
PRETTY AS CAN BE

CHEESE SANDWICH
PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

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>>5665194
No problem.

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why is Peridot the cutest?

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>>5665229
I just wanna smoke weed with her and have casual, but kinky sexual intercourse

>>5665206
fucking sick burn greg

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>>5665237
And now...
>no eyes

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>>5665316

>>5665284
What the frac did you just fraccing say about me, you little bismuth? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Beta Kindergarten, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Crystal Gems, and I have over 300 confirmed shatters.

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>>5665281
I was intentionally not drawing attention to it.

>>5665306
They can dream, so i'll say yes.

>>5665277
when I ask "what's her name" i'm asking for the name of the character you feel that way about, not the name of the girl in the comic.

>>5665313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnqhP-ZayOU

>>5665336
sounds chill, dude

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>>5665342

>>5665255
P E D O P H I L E
E
D
O
P
H
I
L
E

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>>5665346
Fucking hell, Doc. Cut it out with this wallposting.

>>5665346
It's there whether attention is brought to it or not. Just like Doc.

>>5665313
We need more of that spirit

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>>5665346
Steven.

>>5665136
she still is, honestly

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>5665378

>>5665390
Steven=Fonzie confirmed

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>>5665341
Lapis will be her eyes.

>>5665206
see there you go
para fucking 2 was here

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>>5665397

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>>5665380
Just responding to people in one post instead of making multiples.

>>5665381
one of these days...

what date new episode(gem harvest) airling?

>>5665429
How are you posting in space, Doc. Shouldn't you have stopped thinking by now?

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>>5665429
JUST

>>5665452
>Shouldn't you have stopped thinking by now?
It's only been like a couple weeks at most.

>>5665336
I want to put my dick in her ass, and then cut my dick on a piece of broken glass that she ate, also filling the wound with month-old rotten tuna then die from following infection

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POST HOT MOMS

>>5665466
Bubbled aired two months ago. The rubies have been in space for a while.

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>>5665472
Nah, I'm gonna post best boi.

>>5665472
her daughter is hotter

>>5665472
>My anus is bleeding!

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>>5664767
Why does the upcoming episode matter? Especially when we haven't even seen the whole thing? Just because Lapis is a great character doesn't mean her episodes are automatically good. She's a great character for her struggles and conflicts, and her personality when dealing with these them. And, like I said, we don't have a full view of her relaxed behavior yet. She's had 1 episode since she was introduced to be relaxed. That's it. Judging her for that is completely retarded.

>She SAYS she's remorseful.
She sits there and talks to Jasper trying to convince Jasper that she was bad for her. I can't understand what would have satisfied you to prove her remorse short of the most direct, overt, OOC apology ever.

>Because Jasper attacked Steven, sure, but she NEVER attempted dialogue, she was hostile from the get-go even though she claimed she was sorry.
First of all, she was defensive, not hostile. Second, there was a 2 minute scene of pure dialog before she attacked Steven. She quite literally says fusing again would be bad for both of them. Their entire relationship up to that point had been a warden/prisoner set up, so having her be cheery about sitting down and having a chat with Jasper would be retarded. Unless you're saying she should have tried to talk to the person who was actively trying to kill her friend. I don't understand the basis of this point at all.

>Even the "I hated you" monologue was more of a dismissal than an apology.
>I was terrible to you. I liked taking everything out on you. I needed to, I hated you. It was bad!
What part of that is dismissive?

>She hasn't actually shown too many signs of being morally conflicted, and they were all confined to Alone at Sea
Agreed on this point. It would be nice to see her conflicted personality show up on other episodes. Maybe when she meets Connie? Though, she's far from the only character with personality traits that only show during select episodes.

Cont.

>>5665491
Her daughter is death magnet

>>5665472
Priyanka is ok.

>>5665487
you're a pedo aren't you?

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>>5665501
>even though it wasn't the only episode to bring up the Malachite situation after they defused.
What were the other episodes? Peridot even mentions she tries to keep away from the topic of Malachite around Lapis.

>With the way she treated them in Ocean Gem
In Ocean Gem she was scared and panicking. This is like the people who argue Pearl really wants Steven dead for letting him fall in Rose's Scabbard. Hell, Lapis and Pearl both shared the same attitude in these episodes both telling Steven to go away. Lapis just got more aggressive, and it's likely because she was convinced she was going to be imprisoned again if she were caught. Now she knows she won't be attacked by the CGs, so she just tolerates them. Every time they're together, there's something serious going on aside from Beta, and based on Amethyst's comment about Lapis on the way to the barn, she's not likely going there to see Lapis.

> Having her jovially treat Amethyst as a guest
She did not do this. She jovially greets Steven and totally ignores Amethyst.

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>>5665329
>cute ≠ stupid
She's smart enough that she knows damn well what to do when we get on that bed!

>>5665484
Time since aired isn't the same as time passed in universe.

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>>5665507
Old meme

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>>5665519
I can dream HAROLD!!!

>>5665522
Triple checked but what the hell did Steven say to her here?

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>that episode where Steven seduced Pearl

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>>5665519
Oh
Pic is my brain

>>5665465
sorry if i'm a little distracted, tryhard is creating a masterpiece in the flockdraw rn

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>>5665491
>implying

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>>5665507
Nah man. He's gotta grow up first.

Like, really big and muscular. Then I'd be into him. Until then, I'm content with just thinking he's a cute little shit.

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>>5665487
The only correct choice.

BTW, This is the last one from me for today. I'm going to sleep.

See you tomorrow my fellow Stebenfag, keep the good work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ZhnSNN8UI

>>5665533
Nobody actually loves you Lapis, especially not me.

>>5665533
>"Era 2"

>>5665551
Well who are you?

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>>5665536
>pearl
>that bulge
No thanks anon, I'll pass this time.

>>5665557
Yourself.

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Dear Jasperfags...

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>>5665522
dem tribble dubbs son

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>>5665567

>>5665559
If you don't love Pearl's sweaty feminine nutsack, you don't truly love her.

>>5665567
Please follow your waifu's example and take a fall off a cliff.

Sincerely,
Everyone with taste

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>>5665575

>>5665566
You mean the guy who people said was Zuke in the last thread?

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>>5665536
all he has to do is dance with her

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>>5665583

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>>5665567
I really, really, really like you all!

Sincerely, The Whore of Babylon

>>5665567
Is it just me, or do you also get triggered whenever the file type is a gif, but there's no movement/loop.

>>5665581
savage

>>5665411
I hope they come back to do some more requests

>>5665544
you don't talk like someone who just finds a character interesting. you want to fuck him

>>5665593
Best nickname

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>>5665591

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>>5665612

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>>5665608
I don't get it

>Gem Harvest, like bismuth, the shorts, and the marathons, and unlike all the non-bismuth episodes, is on the Turner Classic Movies website
>Hilary and Zuke usually do Peri and Lapis episodes but this clip is clearly raven and paul
>hilary and zuke episodes come right after raven and paul episodes in production order
>both teams that worked on bismuth (lamar and katie, colin and jeff) share the same director: Joe Johnston
>both Raven/Paul and Hilary/Zuke share the same director: Kat Morris
>it's a holiday-relevant episode
yfw Gem Harvest is a half hour special

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>>5665620

>>5665608
>Lapis Lazuli, the Mother of Prostitutes and Abominations of the Earth

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>>5665472
>>5665491
>>5665541
Why not go for the middle ground?

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>>5665635
Love,

>>5665635
damn it

>>5665623
It was in reference to the "whose of babylon" thing

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>>5665647
Oh..........okay then

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>>5665409
And lap warmer

Lappy warmer

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thank you tryhard, you beautiful bastard.
luckily i know how fickle flock can be so i saved it.

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>>5665633
>over analyzing is a turn on, and I agree with you
Aye papi!

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>>5665581
>implying I'm a Jasperfag
I thought it would be nice to post this here for them. I'm not into Jasper at all.
>>5665593
Love you, too.
>>5665598
I'll have to go back an fix that. Sorry.
>>5665602
I potentially do, but again, not until he's older. He isn't very attractive as he is now.

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>>5665674
>gross

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>>5665661
She's gotta get all that pent-up corruption out of her system, somehow

>>5665683
I didn't imply that at all, I was merely finishing your letter seeing as you only wrote the first two words and then gave up.

>>5665683
Son of a-

>>5665691
That whole little comic/gif this WAS the message.

>>5665645
Whoever made this had zero understanding of Jasper's character.

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>>5665686

>>5665642
That's kind of gross, both art wise and in concept.

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>>5665701
What was that, anon? I couldn't hear you.

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>>5665686
Docfag can never catch a break, Jesus Christ.

>>5665712
It's satire, I would think.

>>5665734
Stop bumping into me.

>>5665703
I liked mine better.

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>>5665748
No.

>>5665744
It's poorly done satire.

>>5665642
>Doug
>Crispin Freeman
>Itachi

We need some Doug/Itachi parallels

>>5665754
I assumed as much.

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>>5665581
You first faggot.

>>5665642
i find connie more attractive

>>5665756
see >>5665766

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>>5665689
Speaking of
Remember that guy who was doing the jaspis comic of Lapis being corrupted? I hope he's still doing it

>slohneart
Something like that

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>>5665734
why is stebonnie so cute?

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>>5665744
It's not satire, it's a reference

>>5665756
>pic

>>5665755
Please stop?

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>>5665735
I can take it

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>>5665781
I don't know, but I agree. Stebonnie is adorable.
>>5665783
Oh? To what?
>>5665792
No.

>>5665674
thats one hot loaf of bread

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>>5665778
Yeah, wasn't it supposed to be a one-off about them dancing like Belle and The Beast?

I hope it gets finished.

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>>5665783
>defending shit

>>5665806
>Oh? To what?
No, you're right, it's not. I'm just stupid and misread something from earlier in the tread.

But even then I feel like I'd just classify it as normal humor rather than satire.

>>5665783
Reference to what?

>>5665806
You don't remember me.

>>5665842
NIGGA
NO

>>5665839
see >>5665838
I'm dumb

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>>5665819

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>>5665838
Meh, my bad then.
>>5665847
Of course I do! Your birthday is October 1st!
Happy late birthday, Anon!

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>>5665877
>1st
Try 5th.

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>>5661920

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>>5665824
Found him
http://slhoneart.tumblr.com
>no updates tho

>>5665898

HE HAS AWOKEn

>>5665897
Hm. Could've sworn I had that right...
Either way, it's good to see you again.

Why is the title Gem Harvest such a horrible ruse

Has "harvesting" been dropped as a plot line?

>>5665308
Pearl would be Chita

>>5665926
If it were dropped, I doubt they would have made such a ruse title.

>>5665926
Everything has been dropped as a plotline, only filler exists now.

>>5665926
>heaven beetles never
They had a tiny little bedroom what the fuck season 1

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>>5665926

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>>5665902
I see he finished that Jaspidot picture. He was talking about it a while back but I've never seen anyone here post it

>>5665947
>get evicted from your cool beetle house to a shitty little terrarium
>and then placed in stasis forever because they don't really do anything with all those artifacts

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>>5665877

>>5665924
Yeah, likewise.

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>>5665972

>>5665926
>plot line
tell me of this "plot line"
how many times has this "plot line" appeared outside of a single line from peridot

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>>5665985

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>>5666016
Last one for tonight.
>>5665978
Hope you sleep well, Anon. Goodnight.

>>5666016
I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW!
4 DAY WEEKEND!
POST SOME MUSIC TO GET ME HYPE, I'M ABOUT TO GET DRUNK AS FUCK AND SHITPOST ON /SUG/

>>5666056
>boi

Hmm.

>>5665926
>Why is the title Gem Harvest such a horrible ruse

Do you really think they're stupid enough to show us everything in the teaser you fucking retard?

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>>5665959
The lapis shadow he added to it last minute makes me laff for some reason

>jaspidot
It's a fine ship, but I ought to do a blue legs edit of this for great justice

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i hate you sug

WILL WE GET THE GET?

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>>5666152

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>>5666126
I can only get into it if it's small peridot and jasper
that body difference, yo

And yes. you should

>>5666152
fuck you

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>>5666157
it's not even that good of a get.

>>5666152
Such a pretty blue slut

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>>5666152
I know that feeling.

>>5666157
We never do

>>5666205
we're so spoiled and ungrateful
What happened to our chill?

>>5666229
What? What happened?

>>5666157
I don't think we have anyone left on /sug/ who actually tries for gets.

Even then, gets just increase shitposting for the thread they hit for the next couple of mins. You're better off without them.

>>5666244
we're just little shits in general.

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>>5663218

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>>5663309

>>5666252
Are you new

>>5666255
always a pleasure, dex.

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would you?

>>5666266
no

>>5666271
no

>>5666271
Raise her? Sure, she seems like a great kid with a bright future.

>>5666271
probably

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>>5666271
Maybe in 6 years.

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>>5666295
you're not supposed to raise your gf anon, that would be a little weird
>>5666324
why? she's perfect right now

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>>5664713

>>5666361
I'm not steven, and I'm not lapis.

>>5666361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

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>>5665010

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>>5665156

>>5664974
IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

I WILL BE CRUSHED IF IT DOSE NOT HAPPEN

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>>5666449

>>5664974
That can't happen even if it wasn't stupid.

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>>5666387
ok that's pretty funny

CONNIEFAGS COMES OUT AT NIGHT

>>5666561
So they can shit in the cornfields, free of the poo police.

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connie a qt

>>5666577
but how do they know which corn field to shit in?

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>>5665175
having to search by ratio is getting rather difficult desu

>GEM Harvest is a Lapidot episode
:3

>>5666593
Anon, there's corn everywhere.

JASPER
JASPER
JASPER
JASPER
JASPER
JASPER

>>5666660
but is there like a specific one?
perhaps one they put aside particularly for shitting?

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>>5665316

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>>5665329

>>5666701
All maize is fine for defecation. So long as they don't shit on their neighbor's shit, all is well in the Poofields.

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>>5665368

>>5666666

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>>5665487
if you wanna post best inhuman hybrid AT LEAST don't save thumbnails, you fuck

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Armstrong is so sexy.

Get cucked yet again, niggers

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>>5665511

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>>5666796
I want that freak of nature to force itself onto Lapis.

>>5666742
I'm running out of ways to ask this without spelling it out.

there must be some specifically allotted, appointed, assigned, allocated, delegated, marked, prescribed, or set defecating areas?

gem harvest leak from dingo when

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>>5666823

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>>5665544
fucking retard

>>5666826
You mean like a...Designated Shitting Field?!

>>5666823
I wish I could draw so much right now.

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>>5666842
DESIGNATED

>>5666842
There he is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vpYYp2Fcos

>>5666837
Lapis is an even bigger monster than Armstrong, and you know it.

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>>5665855

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>>5665985

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>>5666126

>>5666882
thanks bud, to be honest i just grabbed the first one off google images for the goof.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN STEVEN!

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Boo! Happy Halloween!

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>>5666690
IS BEST GEM

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>>5666690
She's a big quartz.