HG thread.
Not-an-Express-Games Edition.
>SPECIAL RULES
First 48
**However, you are allowed as many duplicates of the same tribute as you want
Furry porn
>>5661082
Togami Byakuya
Kirigiri
Reigen Arataka
Nod unit 1
>>5661082
>>5661091
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5661082
Commando
>>5661082
Tenshi
Bigby Wolf
Artoria Pendragon
>>5661082
Nod unit 2
>>5661082
>>5661082
>**However, you are allowed as many duplicates of the same tribute as you want
So, does this mean I can do this?
Furry porn 2
Neo
Saki
>>5661082
Sheath
Alvin
>>5661082
Vector Squad
>>5661082
Colette
>>5661082
Ryota Mitarai
Kirigiri.
Space Dandy
David
Misuzu Gundou
Genius Psychic
Eggman-kun
Courfeyrac
Midway
>>5661082
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5661004
Hmmmm. That would be even more of a reason to not forget. Not an excuse at all! Not at all!
>>5661009
Is it good to be just like him? He makes girls cry and everyone hate him. Lady America can be better than him!
The Star-Spangled Hero
There, that'll be enough!
>>5661082
Rinoa and Angelo
Victor Squad
Saki again
Nod unit 3
>>5661082
Kyosuke Munakata
Amazo
>>5661082
Sam Hyde
>>5661082
>>5661082
Dia Kurosawa
Misuzu Gundou.
Rising Star of the Paranormal World
Kirigiri,
Aksis Prime
>>5661082
Cinnamon Roll
The Player
Another Saki
Father John Misty
Nine Ball
Regular David
>>5661082
Hunter S Thompson
>>5661082
Ted Cruz
Cinnamon Bun
>>5661082
Courfeyrac!
Saki the fourth
Mob
Nine Ball Seraph
>>5661082
Reisen Udongein Inaba
>>5661082
Adrian Rollini
>>5661139
He may be a ditz, and he may be dumber than a rock, but he's a good man at heart. Hell, I'm doing a good job already; I didn't anger Kurumi at all, and because of me, I think him and her will patch things up in the future!
All in all? We're the same! I just don't do the dumb things he does!
>>5661121
I don't know if you got this buuuuut it couldn't hurt to give it to you again if you did.
>>5661061
Until we give their wealth to the rest of workers
>>5661082
Togami Byakuya
KILLA
I don't care if it sounded better in my head
>>5661192
>>5661162
>>5661259
Ah, Mob. I was sure to save a spot for you. Please go ahead, take it. You could get pick up some useful experience.
>>5661259
I, Reigen Arataka, doubly accept this challenge.
>>5661225
Do you really think the wealthy would let that happen? You really are delusional. Seek help, Soviet.
>>5661259
It's fine. Get on with it.
>>5661216
Nope, don't think I ever did. Thanks for this, buddy.
>>5661259
I'm ready to go.
>>5661167
>>5661205
>>5661259
Swap this.
>>5661259
Nod unit 1: FOR
Nod unit 2: THE
Nod unit 3: BROTHERHOOD!
>>5661259
Two heroes for the price of one; I love it! Proceed, dude!
>>5661259
*Scans the members of his district*
Ready.
>>5661208
Hahahaha! You are not the same, silly!
>>5661259
Paula couldn't find anymore clones. Doesn't matter! She'll give it her best as always!
>>5661275
Oh, thank you master. I didn't expect there to be so many clones.
Late again, but good luck otherwise
>>5661292
Many thanks, young man.
>>5661326
Obviously not the EXACT same, but I'm America, and so is he! We've got the same personality, save for a few differences!
>>5661328
Just don't let it bother you. You've dealt with worse before.
>>5661259
>>5661336
>Give him my spot if possible.
>>5661281
Not without a communist revolution
>>5661306
Here we go
>>5661114
Do you taste like the ice cream?
>>5661361
Nod unit 1: oh hey Soviet.
Nod unit 2: oh hey Soviet.
Nod unit 3: oh hey Soviet.
>>5661374
Let's not get hasty here, my dear.
>>5661082
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5661374
...I must be going even more insane...
>>5661359
Thanks, but I didn't even give a name.
>>5661374
Give me the ammo, America.
>>5661354
I guess it's better to not question it..
>>5661374
>>5661380
>>5661374
What silly and violent things will Paula run into next?
>>5661350
That's not what I mean. The fact that you didn't make Kurumi cry is what makes you better than him!
>>5661398
My man
>>5661374
Nod unit 1: let's go!
Nod unit 2: help me!
Nod unit 3: let's get out of here!
>>5661374
Alright, Gels, panacea bottles... I'm good to go.
>>5661374
>>5661404
Do I HAVE to? Like, I wanna keep it because it's cool! And how did you know my name?
>>5661409
Nuh-uh! I still teased her about a few things, but she didn't get angry at me... Hm. Do you think it's because I'm a girl she didn't get too angry at me? I mean, normally, she'd probably skin me alive since I was America!
>>5661415
I didn't look before proceeding.
>>5661374
*Calmly back hands the humanoid in his way*
>>5661374
Damn, these events are older than me
>>5661407
Can I put you on a big ice cream cone?
>>5661437
I command you to give me the ammo! How else am I going to assure the safety of myself and a few others if you have the arrows?
>>5661451
What a surprise...
>>5661440
I did the same thing earlier today. That's why I said my man.
>>5661385
This will be fun. New episode if we do it.
"Brotherhood of NOD units" Nod unit brings his brothers inti apartment
>>5661061
...I obtain my own burgers from local brand resturants rather than offerings, Togami. The fruits of my active duty in lesser works allowed me to spend most of my earnings on the hamburgers we love so much, but judging from your background I was...expecting you to cover that certain necessity in exchange of my services.
>>5661451
Will this creature known as Booker obey our orders? For so many of you to gather around and perform this ritual I suppose we are dealing with a higher being.
>>5661451
Nod unit 1: you fucks!
Nod unit 2: aghhhh! (Nod unit 2 lost)
Nod unit 3: Ohhhh...
>>5661451
Shoo! Go away!
>>5661460
...I mean, you've got me there, but I want the ammo! You know! If I give you, like, three arrows, will that be enough? Because I'm keeping the rest just in case I need them!
>>5661488
...I'm a girl.
>>5661451
Here... Why are you dressed like a schoolgirl by the way?
>>5661482
Nod unit 1: soon
Nod unit 2: soon
Nod unit 3: soon
>>5661451
*Due to his defeat, Amazo loses the powers he copied off the members in his district*
*Desperately crawls away to safety*
>>5661455
>>5661437
Paula doubts harder than she doubts that there are no aliens in the universe! She has a good reason for hating him!
>>5661451
On the first day again? This is a little upsetting.
>>5661502
>that Nod event
>>5661523
Yeah, but it'll pass eventually. The heroine's keen on proving the future wrong! Hell, if I manage to see Rika around here, I bet I can apologise on Alfred's behalf for upsetting her!
...Don't ask what happened.
>>5661541
Nod unit 1: now other units won't attack me now!
Nod unit 3: aghhhh! (Nod unit 3 lost)
>>5661490
What else is there for me to do except collect what I can from people? I don't need money, and I certainly don't need any declaration of friendship. I'm simply doing this because it's my job to make sure you commoners aren't killing each other. However, if there's a way I can get food out of it, I will.
>>5661504
Give me half and we'll call it even.
>>5661541
Better yet, give me all of them.
>>5661541
...Hm, what does this Diablo guy like?
>>5661541
Oh no!
*Runs and hides behind a giant tree*
>>5661522
C'mon, it would be cute.
>>5661560
You shouldn't have said that! Now Paula's more than curious. Tell her what happened!
>>5661541
I guess you'll do.
>>5661581
>tfw reading Unit lost with that voice
>>5661541
>And wants to return to 4chan
Yeah that's fucking old
>>5661621
Hey, people. What's going on here?
>>5661621
Oh thank Kane, thank you!
>>5661582
Awesome, dude! All I ask is how many arrows I have, because I don't think this is an even number. About, like... eleven.
...Oh, you want all of them, now-- Hey, you stole them from Alfred's camp! Can I keep my arrows, then?
>>5661606
'Mmkay! Use this as gossip against him if you really dislike him that much! Long story short, there were these games that were set in Gensokyo, and in the arena, he stabbed her in the back! She got upset because that mean that she wouldn't see her friend again until she won another game, and that's pretty much it! In my opinion, the both of them should just get over it.
>>5661621
We could have made a deal. Going to the extreme is unnecessary!
>>5661621
Nice trick there, sweetheart. You had a life bottle in your mouth or something?
>>5661647
Hey. Nothing much, kid. Just in the middle of a match.
>>5661647
People who are fighting to the death.
>>5661644
Courfeyrac watched The Revenant
>>5661639
>petsu
>>5661647
Hey kid. Not sure bout right now, but some crazy shit went down last night
>>5661675
>unzips dick
>>5661665
Yep, I can see that. How's it going?
>>5661670
It's almost like this is a place where that happens.
>>5661684
Do tell.
>>5661684
what crazy shit?
>>5661675
Zzz...
>>5661697
It's not looking good for me so far.
>>5661656
Are you speaking in third person? When did you pick up a habit like that?
>>5661675
Save it for someone who cares.
>>5661675
Tasteful ofh joke
>>5661647
*The Android stares at the boy, staying completely silent*
>>5661680
*The android tilts his head slightly*
...What was that..?
>>5661647
Haven't you been in here long enough to know what's going on, short stuff?
>>5661656
He did that? Haha! A villain if I ever heard of one!
>>5661702
Drawing Gay furry porn
>>5661735
Not sure I want to be doing this after what I just experienced.
>>5661735
Remove strike witches, it's a shit anime!
>>5661702
>>5661697
Reigen and Squigs, plus some other dude all like, swapped bodies for a lil while. Looked and sounded like one of em, but it was the other dude in there.
>>5661775
that's not crazy, you got my hopes up for nothing.
>>5661732
Nuh-uh, Alfred's a somewhat different person to me! Amelia Jones, at your service, sir! I know, it's totally weird, but you get used to it after a while.
>>5661744
But he's doing his best to make up for it, so don't hold anything against him! He's a ditz, remember? Plus, don't forget that the actions in the arena can't be controlled!
>>5661721
Win some, lose some. Whatever.
>>5661726
Uh huh.
>>5661741
You, uh... You got a problem?
>>5661744
Yeah, but sometimes people are doing stupid things.
>Like ERP for the past few hours, god damn.
>>5661775
Oh yeah, swapping bodies is never fun.
>>5661735
>(Player1) wonders if Milk comes from cows, does it come from Sena?
I like this event.
>>5661805
What are you looking at?
>>5661805
See? Totally different person, ufufu~!
>>5661805
Heeey, what happened to all my stuff?
>>5661808
Yup. At least we get plenty of chances, right?
>>5661802
In other words your his sister. Whatever, it doesn't concern me one bit.
It's for the best that I take these arrows. Like I've said it's to protect the others.
>>5661805
You're nowhere near as good as your brother.
>>5661541
Was this technique a success? I would have prefered direct confrontation, but if this is more effective I have no further complaints
>>5661675
On the contrary the dream I once had is long death, only my shinging countepart stills clings to those ideals...
>>5661582
...Very well, I will share my own spoils with you as a penalty from our previous duel. Raise your hand, Togami.
>>5661802
People always say that! I think they are lying to themselves!
>>5661808
Nothing that stupid happened today! At least not from what Paula has seen.
>>5661791
It's pretty crazy man. I don't know what asylum you're used to if that ain't crazy.
>>5661808
It ain't? I mean I'd assume that, but it sounds like you got experience somethin.
>>5661857
Well I'm done, goodnight.
>>5661808
>looks normal over there to me
>>5661857
Well... At least I got done in by a buxom beauty.
>>5661808
*Slowly raising his hand, the Android waves to the boy*.
>>5661847
...No, his sister is Canada. I'm just a girl version of America-- It's a hard thing to explain, so let's just drop it. And I'm good at aiming, shut up!
I mean, sure, I'll give you the arrows, but I expect something back because of it. Like, say... A burger!
>>5661860
...Alright then. So, when Kaito violated the entirety of the Allied Forces that one time, that was willingly? I dunno, dude. Some actions can't be controlled.
>>5661875
Night
>>5661840
Yep, more than enough to grab a win or two.
>>5661860
A day here with nothing stupid? Well, that's a first.
>>5661864
Yeah. Wasn't a good time. Also made our atoms unstable so we almost ceased to exist.
>>5661883
>nervously waves back
You got a name?
>>5661856
Hmph.
>he raises his hand
>>5661857
Give me the cinnamon rolls. I know you have them.
>>5661911
...Man, Alfred. I didn't know you had another Belarus going after you, durufu~
>>5661923
*Stays quiet for a few moments*
No..
>>5661901
No.
>he takes the arrows and leaves her
>>5661911
What sort of nonsense is this? Get out of my sight.
>>5661939
I think that is worse than Belarus. Or is it?
>>5661911
Furry porn is a knife savant, look at that!
>skis through the thread at incredibly hihg speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO4LaAHJqxw
>>5661923
Yeah that sounds like a bad time. I thought an atom bein unstable meant it would pretty much instantly start reactin with other atoms tho, swingin their electrons around and shit.
>>5661968
...Man, what a dick. All I wanted was a burger, and he couldn't even spare that? Hmph!
>>5661969
Nope, it's just like Belarus. It's kinda weird and stressful for Alfred, I'll be honest with you.
>>5661923
I hear that. How many you got so far?
>>5661986
Silence yourself before I do it for you.
>>5662016
What does Belarus even do.
>>5661901
You don't know what Kaito's secretly like! Neither do I! Even then, Rika wouldn't know that it wasn't.
>>5661923
Again, Paula must say she missed most of it. Maybe other can tell you the stupid things that happened but not me.
>>5661990
How can you do that without snow?
>>5662006
Killing with knives can really tire you out
>>5661952
No name, huh? How about I call you Mekka? Does that sound cool?
>>5662011
I don't know. Never really knew much about atom stuff.
>>5662017
One. But it was a good one.
>>5662033
Maybe. So, what's up with you?
guys i stubbed my toe
do you think if i put it under a pillow and go to sleep shion will come and suck it clean?
>>5662038
To think they don't have a VIP hot springs...I guess this will have to do.
Hoshi.
Stop shitting up our ERP threads.
Thanks.
>>5662067
That will work
>>5661990
*Slightly astonished by the speed of the giraffe*
Wow...
>>5662048
....
Okay, fine with Mekka
>>5662038
Byakuya repeatedly kicks America
>>5662048
Same here.
>>5662028
Stab. Stab and probably scratch the door. Maybe even worse?
>>5662033
Wanna know the funny bit? Alfred was tired, so he tried to console her - Didn't do a good job of things, reminded her that there's always next time and the actions in the arena can't be controlled, but she wasn't having none of it! And that, my friend, is why Alfred needs to get a clue.
...Yeah, Kaito got two people to defend him that night. It was a bit distressing when Anya heard of it.
>>5662078
It will be gone soon. Just ignore it. Can't do anything since I will just get someone more angry
>>5662048
I could be wrong, only spent a year in college after all.
>>5662102
OW. CRAP. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, DAMNIT?! I GAVE YOU THE ARROWS--
>>5662104
Oh. Then that isn't too bad
>>5662102
This is what happens when you try to take my food. Keep that in mind next time you do this.
>>5662102
Blame everybody.
>>5662078
Reminder that whoever's doing it isn't anyone in this thread. I didn't even know that shit was happening until I decided to check in.
>>5661925
On my honor as Saber, I accept your oath...
>She holds hands with him briefly
>A red mark on his right hand burns like a new tattoo.
...It's done.
>>5662038
Nothing happened after chanting what is written here, what should I-
>>5662141
Did you add new events, or I'm mising something?
>>5662141
No I don't.
>>5662157
>>5662161
It isn't my code
>>5662121
"Isn't too bad"? Yeah, but it's still friggin' BAD. I don't hate Natalya, but good God, she needs to calm down a little bit!
>>5662101
Sweet! So, what do you do?
>>5662103
How about a race to see who gets their second win first?
>>5662117
Hey, more than me.
>>5662157
>died from liking trains
>>5662160
>he looks at the mark on his hand and the stern look melts from his face
What's the meaning of this mark...?
>>5662199
You sure you wanna do that? I'm pretty damn strong you know?
>>5662185
Saki is Faze.
Winner next slide!
>>5662185
Wait whaaaa?
Who's code is this?
>>5662048
Paula's a little upset. She lost on the first day in two different games! Can you believe that?
>>5662104
This could've all be avoided if America just stops talking!
>>5662231
>>5662186
No shit, but I am not that bothered either time in service or lack of care. If she comes by I will try to talk her down
>>5662225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JXJGf10Ot8
>>5662231
I'll be sure to charge up the ~~Spirit Bomb~~ Big Bang Bell.
>>5662238
>It's Jude's
>>5662248
>forgot pic
>>5662199
Yeah, you still in highschool, right? Seems like senior year was still only yesterday, and I've been done for 3 years
>>5662241
But it's in his blood to keep talking; besides, in my opinion, the more talkative a person is, the more you'll like them. Of course, Alfred's an exception to this rule for certain people, but... He's sweet at times, you gotta admit.
>>5662248
You do that, but if you shoot her or tell her to piss off, Ivan won't take too kindly to it. Or Natalya. She IS his sister, after all!
>>5662227
I'm no slouch either.
>>5662241
Yowch. At least it can't get worse.
>>5662272
Yep. Though I've had to deal with more than most adults in just a year.
>>5662231
Very creative
>>5662238
Jude
>>5662199
I copy powers by looking at people.
>>5662293
I am not an idiot. I will try to talk her to calm her down and not be mean
>>5662301
This works too.
>>5662301
Congrats, and thanks for hostin.
>>5662295
Rough home life?
>>5662225
Those are command spells, with them you can ensue a single order that I cannot reject even against my will. The number of your command spells are limited to three, once you use them all your role as my master shall be terminated.
Good job Saki. Thanks for hosting, hoster.
>>5662301
Congratulations Saki!
>>5662295
Oh yeah? What can you do? You just seem like an ordinary kid to me.
>>5662351
oh hey wife
>>5662355
And thanks for playing!
>>5662301
Congrats to Saki, and thanks for hosting, bro!
>>5662325
Good! Still, take everything I say with a pinch of salt; I looked after her when the Soviet Union fell, so expect things to be more difficult than I describe!
>>5662355
Congrats, little lady.
>>5662369
Thanks for hosting.
>>5662355
Thank you for hosting!
>>5662305
Ooh, neato. What do you get from looking at me?
>>5662342
No, that's fine. More along the lines of fighting an evil computer virus hellbent on taking over the world.
>>5662356
Well, I can't do much now, but you'll see what I can do when we're in a game.
>>5662293
If that was true, more people would like Paula. At times means he's rarely sweet, doesn't it?
>>5662295
One of the first rules of life that Paula learned is that it can always get worse!
>>5662369
Brave-o winner! You just had to put yourself three times in to do it! Paula thanks the host!
>>5662369
Thanks for hosting
>>5662371
Yeah. I already have idea thanks to Ivan. But I think it can work
>>5662369
Thank you and congratulations!
>>5662345
I assume after I use up these commands you become a real girl then, correct?
>>5662355
You shouldn't have won, but I cannot complain. Congratulations.
>>5662369
Thank you for your civil duty.
where did Jude go anyway?
>>5662369
Congratulations and thank you for hosting~
>go to sleep
>mokou is hosting
>wake up
>mokou is hosting
The new Mokou-type hosting robot is performing well I see.
>>5662389
That's some next level y2k shit right there! You some kinda prodigy with computer stuff?
>>5662363
>you're not my husbando
>what did you do to him
>>5662454
>kissu
dinner's on the oven dear
>>5662389
Huh, alright. I'll be awaiting with bated breath.
>>5662416
You were just using the rules to your advantage, that's all. I should've done that.
>>5662397
Well... I think you're pretty cool, Paula. I may have just met you today, but I think you're pretty cool.
...Well, he's sweet, but many people just ignore that because he's annoying to them. Y'know... There's a side of everyone we don't know, and his dominant side is the annoying and eccentric side for him, right?
>>5662406
If you say so. If she tries to stab you... I don't have anything. I hope you do your best, Soviet, 'cause it'll be hard.
>>5662416
Whaddya mean, "didn't feel like I earned it"? You got SEVEN KILLS! That's an achievement, isn't it?
>>5662446
Thanks Aikawa
>>5662397
Jeez, aren't you the optimist?
>>5662451
Not me, but my friend is. Me and the others just go into the computer and fight.
>>5662473
Same here, man. What's your name?
>>5662473
>>5662483
I guess. But it would've been impressive to do it all alone.
>>5662431
I'd like to know too.
>>5662489
You can call me Alvin. What's your name, kid?
>>5662501
It would've. But you gotta do what you can to win, right?
>>5662501
Dude, whether or not you got it using three people is irrelevant; SEVEN KILLS! Seven's, like, a lucky number, isn't it? That's cool! YOU'RE cool!
>>5662301
>>5662355
*Claps congratulating the winner*
>>5662389
*The Android eyes glow white, scanning the boy*
...
Nothing..
>>5662483
If that is the side that's usually seen then most people would think he's like that all the time. It's makes sense, America!
>>5662489
Of course she is! She can't give up now!
>>5662528
Like they say; all's fair in love and war.
>>5662550
Yeah, that's true. Thanks. I appreciate it.
>>5662518
implying you aren't him in disguise
>>5662528
I'm Odd. Pleased to meet ya, Alvin.
>>5662553
Ouch. Harsh.
>>5662555
That's more like it.
>>5662483
I have a spider silk vest and my helmet with face mask so I am safe
>>5662427
...Not quite. If you use them all it will only mean losing your right as a master over me, leading to my unavoidable disappearance after a certain period of time.
>>5662555
Yeah! Of course, for some people, that may as well be the only side because that's the only side they see! And, well, now that I think about it, he has three sides to him...
>>5662565
But of course, person-who-carved-something-on-my-face! Anytime!
>>5662565
Exactly. Couldn't have put it any better myself.
>>5662591
Odd, huh? That a nickname or what?
>>5662489
You know, I'll jus take your word for it. One a these days someone here gonna finally lie to me about somethin like that, and I'll have no goddamn clue
>>5662594
You underestimate her skills with a knife, bro. She can do... Pretty bad things with it. Still, best of luck to you, Soviet! I have complete confidence in you!
>>5662649
>remembers Belarus is slavic and might be Global Elite
She has a kitchen knife right?
>>5662599
The more you tell me about this the more I wonder why you needed this to happen even though you'll eventually be free. Giving yourself up and having to grant three commands can be extremely risky you know. They might not even be for your own benefit at that, and yet you still wanted this.
new thread
>>5662669
A kitchen knife. Like in those horror movies, how they always have those weird as hell knives? Yeah, those!
>America
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