HG Bread
Kill yourself.
>>5658616
I did anon, that's why i'm here
we're all dead.
Furry.
>not caring about datamining
Might aswell sell your private informations right away
>>5658649
Unf
>>5658528
Hopefully never. Such event would just encourage others to summon even more Sabers and that would allow the Artoria Species to spread.
>>5658578 (Kurumi)
Mhm, you both totally are! Don't worry, I won't tell him how jealous you are~ The heroine's cool like that!
>She boops her on the nose.
"Drain you dry"? Dude, my blood probably tastes like burgers and fast food. You really wanna do that?
>>5658599 (Da man)
...I mean, magic's a legitimate explanation, but... Yeah, I won't bother questioning it. It's cool like that, but the fact that I can make food from thin air is just breathtaking, dude!
>>5658601 (Kurumi again)
...Oh. Maybe I shouldn't have teased you about Alfred, then. See ya.
>>5658661
Wow the CIA knows I'm a no future piece of shit that pretends to be a girl on the internet, big deal.
>>5658610
I left HGA because I was tired of posting with the admin's looming over my head. Here's there's an impartial moderator that only removes illegal content. There's no members of the community that are higher on the caste system than the others and we can do whatever we want.
If we go back to aidschan we just have to deal with dick suckery and supreme censorship.
Let's all go to Tumblr instead
>>5658619
>Togami rushes to eat as many burgers as humanly possible. Stuffing each one into his mouth and swallowing them with as little chewing as possible. Just from watching him eat you can tell he has wolfed down a bunch of food at once
>>5658684
tumblr HG when
>>5658667
Are you still going on with this foolish quest of yours? For how long will you keep it up until your will is broken?
>>5658693
Eating without properly chewing the food is unhealthy.
>>5658673
Yeah it is!
>>5658466
pfff for hosting
>Complaining about sabers
>endless amount of moeshit touhous.
You are secretly retarded.
Wiggins I found your anime cousin.
>>5658679
This.
If we went to eight we wouldn't have any way to moderate it because someone would abuse the power.
>>5658738
Why am I not surprised he has a gun to his head?
>>5658733
We're just taking the piss
>>5658733
I know, right?
>>5658718
Totally, dude! Once again; if you wanna have more burgers, just come ask me, dude!
>>5658712
Of course you would find it foolish, after all you're also the target of my crusade! But in the eyes of those who want to get rid of the Sabers that are not me, this quest is the most important one in the universe!
>>5658733
>caring about literally anything on an anonymous image board
You are openly retarded.
>>5658765
>kissu
I want to fuck Ramlethal Valentine
>>5658752
we've already had 3 suggestions for trustworthy mods that hoshi agrees with
I doubt either of them would abuse it
>>5658693
>Seiba began eating at the same time, engulfing every burger with just a few chomps. But the second she saw Byakuya devouring his own pile of burgers she desperately stuffed more and more, nearly choking while barely keeping the pace.
(I can't lose to the someone like him, I can't I can' I CAN'T!!)
>Togami: 5 burgers left
>Artoria: 6 burgers left
>>5658781
>hoshi agrees with
I'm supposed to care about a construction worker and his opinion?
>>5658781
>Anyone in this community
>Trust worthy
I wouldn't even fucking trust myself as a decent mod, what makes you think I would trust any other fuckhead?
>>5658756
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>5658772
So you are not only risking your life in this crusade for yourself but also for the ideals you share with others? Do you realise what lies at the end of this journey, right?
>>5658801
I'd trust wiggins and Garnet
>>5658821
He doesn't own .pl
>>5658770
Thanks in advanced for any in the future
>>5658715
>he's too busy eating to say anything
>>5658784
>the train of burgers doesn't stop coming. The determination in his eyes to win flairs up and his concentration remains on the burgers in front of him. The chances of him choking on his food are extremely high
>>5658821
He doesn't own shit but a dead board on a shit website
>>5658821
He doesn't own the .pl board.
>>5658826
id trust Vino and Bolin
>>5658784
whos that qt on the left?
>>5658801
I'd trust Wriggle.
>>5658830
the fuck is pl?
i thought this was about /hga/
>>5658802
Man it's a good thing we got a buncha different teams and players workin on these kinds issues in their communities.
>>5658846
>shitposting while not even being informed on the topic
Can't make this shit up.
>>5658846
Its a different 8ch
>>5658846
No, if the worst happens and we have to migrate, there is a .pl version of 8 that's more stable
>>5658831
And, of course, the heroine is welcome for any burgers you want! DURUFU~!
>>5658856
Yo, Andrew! Do you notice anything different about me?
>>5658846
Yes, 8ch.pl/hga
>>5658821
Don't blame others about your blind optimism.
At best I'll be a hugbox, and at worst it'll be worse than what /hga/ was.
>>5658856
Well to be fair he was the lookout and getaway driver for his white buddies who just broke into a house and got shot and blown up by the owners.
But hey, count his lucky stars. He could have been the guy on the inside.
>>5658826
Garnet yes. Wiggins is a massive autist with the social perception of a box of Lucky Charms.
>>5658874
but that's why we got the disc
>>5658823
All the other Sabers lying on the ground, defeated by me, the best Saber? That's the only conclusion that I expect at the end of my journey! Even if it's hard and my skills are constantly being tested, I still believe in my success!
>>5658898
How so?
>>5658877
I'd have to know you to notice anythin different. Wait... Did someone swap bodies again!?
>>5658843
>She's too busy eating to say anything
>>5658832
>Just when Artoria was halfway to finish her last burger the chronometer of her phone rang, marking the end of the duel.
>Togami's plate was empty along with his hands.
................
>>5658907
I don't feel like explaining to you right now just how bad you are with other humans, Wiggins.
>>5658877
Meant to ask, you're like... a girl version of Alfred, right? Or are you Alfred only a girl? This place is weird
first 24
>>5658898
All we need is someone who's unbaised and can moderate with begin a massive choed. Garnet is good, but I don't think there are many other people who're capable of this.
>>5658920
I'm not wiggins, but yeah I'm buddy with him
Please explain
>>5658898
>Garnet
Jesus fuck no. I say Raven
>>5658923
Minnie May
>>5658940
What about Seth?
>>5658923
Andrew Wiggins
Oobah filo killa da be heyah.
>>5658940
Raven doesn't want to get involved into that shit.
>>5658919
answer me you bitch
>>5658923
Saber
>>5658923
Mysterious Heroine X
>>5658920
>>5658923
no
>>5658923
Kellam
>>5658923
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5658952
>Seth
lmao
>>5658940
Raven wouldn't accept it.
I don't know if Spike would but I'd put him up for candidacy.
>>5658923
Sheath
>>5658923
Agent P
>Taking a shower so I won't be able to reply to the games for a bit.
>>5658923
Onizuka
>>5658923
Saber Lily
>>5658923
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5658917
...Dude, don't you know who I am? I'm America! Amelia! Alfred Jones! How have you not seen me before?
>>5658921
A girl version of Alfred, but he brought me here to prank Kurumi, and I did a damn fine job of that! He's over there in the shadows earing burgers and recording things!
>>5658923
Midway
>>5658923
Light Saber
>>5658923
Nine Bait
>>5658923
Komachi
>>5658923
Eggman-kun
>>5658923
Treeborn frog
>>5658975
>>5658923
Master Artoria
>>5658896
Hey, the socioeconomic side is a huge part of the whole race equation right now.
Eggman-kun for hga mod.
>>5658923
Burger-chan
>>5658923
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5658902
If every single variation of Artoria Pendragon must perish according to your logic that means you, Mysterious Heroine X, will share the same fate. Are you willing to kill yourself for the ideals you believe?
>>5658923
Reigen Arataka
>>5658919
Do you see what I mean? There is not use challenging someone of my stature to a challenge like this. Skinny folk like you aren't capable of handling the stress of an eating competition.
>>5658923
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5658923
Artoria Pendragon
>>5658923
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5658923
Byakuya Togami
>>5658923
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5658923
Sanae Kochiya
>>5658923
Sexy doggo
>>5658983
That explains it. For a second there I was thinking this place got even weirder
>>5658983
Alfred? Shit, you do look like him. You have surgery or what?
>>5658923
Killa
>>5658923
The Player
>>5658923
Speedo Sonic 06
>>5659034
>kissu
>>5658923
Bigby Wolf
>>5658923
Saber Remover Hitler
>>5658923
Lord Beerus
>>5659036
Don't worry, dude, I won't be like this for long. Hopefully next thread if I don't feel like being lazy for a second! It'll be a fun time for all, I'll give you that much! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5659037
Nuh-uh! I was just here all this time! Alfred himself is lurking in the shadows, brainstorming ways to say sorry to Rika! As for me? Well, he brought me here to prank Kurumi, and I did a pretty good job of that!
>literal who oldfag
>none mentions me for mod
I-I'm cool too!
>>5659008
I thought that we already discussed this matter, and arrived to the conclusion that I'm not part of the Artoria Species.
>Saber (Assassin) puts her right hand over her ahoge, shielding it from the other Saber's eyes
S-see? We're not similar at all! Except the fact that we belong to the strongest class!
>>5659030
Without fail, gets me everytime
>>5658923
Sword Saber
>>5659077
It's better to not get involved with it.
>>5659076
So then I didn't know you, cause you're Amelia, and Alfred's a different guy entirely? I'm gettin real confused here.
>It's another "Kamina's Latest Animu Obsession Cancers Up The Threads" episode
>>5659094
Which Saber is he?
>>5659088
I just want to be noticed
>cries into the canon's shoulder
>>5659076
..Why did you laugh like that?
>>5659110
Probably half of them, knowing him.
>>5659094
kamina wasn't even the first saber
- ONE (1) "anonymous" admin whose only job is to delete the CP. Act like every other avafags.
- No mods. No matter how trust-worthy they can be it would just create shit again about hierarchy/cherry-picking crap. And that way if shit hit the fan there's only the admin to blame.
- No rules/bans. The only reason you could get banned would be for posting CP. If there's intern problems you sort it out between yourselves. Nobody's your baby-sitter.
Don't post as a leader but as a brother.
My shitty 2cents tbqh.
>>5659111
I'd say that I care about you, but I honestly have not a single clue on who you are and honestly is the best policy
>>5659091
Uh-huh, basically. I'm like... An alter ego? Alfred is me, and I'm Alfred, except we're different people, but not really, since the both of us represent America. Gender equality is pretty important nowadays, wouldn't you agree?
>>5659112
...Well, why not? It makes me feel like a heroine - No, even MORE of a heroine! It makes me feel like one of the coolest dudes ever! Try it sometime and see what happens, dude!
>>5659119
Good to know.
They're all threats to my agenda, so I'll get to exterminating them all.
>>5659122
I can agree with that. Good job.
>>5659122
>one admin to delete shit
>no mods
That means we would have to sit on undeleted shit until they wake up. Don't talk if you don't know what you're talking about.
>>5659129
t. kamina
>>5659122
Thanks for the valuable input that everyone already knew.
Why does anyone like Kamina again?
>>5659156
>Assassin takes his hood off.
No, I'm an Assassin class servant.
>>5659122
plz host
Afternoon comrades
>>5659122
>I pretty much agree for the record. If there absolutely had to be other rules for some unknown reason, they would have to be written in such a way that the enforcer has as little to do with deciding what violates them or not. Remove as much potential for unconscious bias as possible
>>5659128
Yeah, yeah it is, but like....wow that's funky. What happens if you get pregnant?
>>5659128
It doesn't seem like my kinda thing, you know?
GROVE STREET 4LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>>5659122
Pretty good two cents
KUUGA
I swear if a newfag is the admin i quit this shithole
>>5659177
...I better not get pregnant here. I was considering popping over to ERP to look for Canada, but now that you bring it up... Let's just assume that it instantly goes away.
>>5659178
Well, you'd be missing out on a lot, dude. It's fun shouting and being generally obnoxious even if it annoys the crap out of everything withing a five mile radius!
>>5659181
this be my jam
>>5659173
...
>>5659212
You can already leave then.
>>5659212
And we're all the more grateful that you do
Uhhh first whatever
Paula may be wrong but she thinks that game was a lie. Can anyone make a not fake game?
>>5659214
Hello American
>>5659222
What is this?
>>5659214
But this is some crazy shit, even if it don't ever happen!
>>5659243
Master Artoria
>>5659243
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5659243
Sylvie Paula Paula
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~Desu
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>>5659243
Best Ninja
>>5659243
Sanae Kochiya
>>5659243
Major Onizuka
>>5659243
The Uber Gang
>>5659243
Kirigiri
>>5659243
Saber
>>5659243
Minnie May
>>5659243
Mysterious Heroine X
>>5659243
Fucking Rinoa
>>5659243
Eggman-kun
>>5659243
Jazz Jackrabbit
>>5659243
Glass Joe
>>5659243
Misuzu Gundou
>>5659243
Artoria Pendragon
>>5659243
Chen
>>5659243
Junpei Iori
>>5659243
Capra Demon
>>5659243
Avenger
>>5659243
Mitch the Plant
>>5659152
Define undeleted shit.
The only thing there's to delete is CP which doesn't get posted often.
>>5659162
Not everyone seems to knew about it since most are arguing about who should be the mods when in fact there's no need for them.
>>5659172
On the weekend. Too tired on Monday-Friday.
>>5659151
>>5659177
>>5659206
Thanks friends.
> 500$ was transferred to your bank accounts.
Don't forget to vote for your favorite human being in the next presidential elections.
>>5659243
Seth Rollins
>>5659243
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5659247
Luckily for you, Paula, someone came right in time to save us! How heroic; just like me!
>>5659243
Aksis Prime
>>5659243
Hunter S Thompson
>>5659243
Sheath
>>5659243
Taira no Kagekiyo
>>5659243
Regulus Corneas
>>5659243
Space Dandy
>>5659243
Box of love
>>5659243
Freya
>>5659243
Super Aryan 4 Hitler
>>5659243
Soviet
>>5659247
Not like they listen
>>5659243
Cayde-6
>>5659027
>>5659243
*ahem*
>>5659243
Saber Lily
>>5659296
>Don't forget to vote for your favorite human being in the next presidential elections.
But Hitler died more than 70 years ago, Seth.
>>5659296
>Already voted
I'm Canadian my dude.
>>5659308
>Looks at his desk
I thought i got rid of this ages ago.
>>5659243
TITS
>>5659296
Ever thought that the average HG goer is a fucking retard who unironically believes we'll go to 8?
>>5659248
Good morning, Soviet. How's it been, dude?
>>5659249
I know, it's weird! I don't wanna think about it, so let's just say that, by the power of magic, I'll never get pregnant. I don't wanna think about it, damnit!
>>5659331
It's only in the case 4chan goes to shit you moron
>>5659243
Late colette
>>5659329
You can't simply get rid of ME, it's like removing your soul! simply impossible!
>>5659297
Actually they are more heroic than America! Paula knows that you wouldn't do it!
>>5659296
>The only thing there's to delete is CP which doesn't get posted often.
And yet, if it does get posted during the time where the only one that can delete it is asleep, it will be a problem.
there should be somebody able to delete it at all times
>>5659214
I already annoy people enough, if you ask some people
>>5659342
>4chan
>going to shit
Exactly what I said, you're a fucking retard.
>>5659335
Is all good. Still waiting for airstrikes to stop. It's killing my comrades in arms now
I need 3 more.
>>5659330
I love you.
>>5659243
General Grievous
>>5659375
Jupiter
>>5659346
You can forget about it, i'm not booting you up again.
>>5659365
>Exactly what I said, you're a fucking retard.
>Ever thought that the average HG goer is a fucking retard who unironically believes we'll go to 8?
What?
>>5659375
Kindred Hunter
>>5659375
Baki Hanma
>>5659375
the hosts
>>5659351
...Ow, that hurt my feelings quite a bit, even though you're telling the truth. They're just as heroic as I am, if not a little bit more heroic. Happy, dude?
>>5659360
Man, you haven't seen me on a good day! Apparently I annoy others just by being here; what a wonderful life, amirite?
>>5659367
My boss calls all the shots, I keep telling you! I talked to him about it, but he didn't agree with what I said!
>>5659335
That's about as reasonable as most everything else I spose. How would a country get pregnant anyways? I'm thinkin like geographically.
>>5659383
I don't remember you booting me up at all, I only remember Squid-girl booting me up here!
>>5659375
Gilgamesh
>>5659384
>Not understanding it
Literally retarded.
>>5659399
>boots you up with my dick
>>5659375
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
>>5659243
Wilhelm Trias
>>5659404
You are an idiot who can't write stuff probably, I pity the fool.
>>5659309
>gropes
>>5659399
If I never booted you up then why are the game lying on my desk?
>>5659411
I-I'm sorry
>>5659412
Another guy that can join the dead waifu club. Hajime will be your guide.
>>5659420
>Are
>Is*
>>5659413
I don't think it's hard to understand that I called you a retard, you tried to tell me 4chan's going to shit in which I replied to you saying "exactly what I said, you're a retard". You're still a fucking retard.
>>5659409
>your dick gets a shit ton of monitor glass lounged in it
>>5659420
Simple. you took the game...and you never booted it up, idiot.
>>5659429
Swap
>>5659400
>>5659309
>>5659418
P-Please stop.
>>5659429
>>5659400
Swap
>>5659429
Ready to go, nya~!
>>5659429
You're cool, Komachi
>>5659429
Heheheh, when do I get to blow things up?
>>5659396
...Hm. I don't think I would be able to get pregnant, now that I think about it. Being a country's pretty cool because of that if you're THAT kind of country, but I'm not interested in that, I'll be honest with you. Too icky. Blergh.
>>5659429
Ooh, crap! If you can, can you use this picture for the Star-Spangled Heroine?
>>5659429
I accept this challenge.
>>5659437
I did not tell you that, I wasn't the same anon, you are now assuming for no reason, dimwit.
>>5659429
Where you that cashier that had a nice ass and told me to have a nice day?
>>5658901
what? what are you talking about? /hga/ on the shitty hga being moved to a better disc? You do realize .nets issues were with how the server ran and not the hardware or connection, right?
>>5659429
This is looking more than appropriate, miss. Let's go servant! We'll cleanse these lands of all evil or well, that's what we can do, right?
>>5659429
Saber activity is too high in this area. It's time to deploy and remove the source.
>>5659394
I've known a few people that would say that about me. Mostly Yukari
>>5659445
gib doujin or riot
>>5659442
You know what? Fuck it I'm just gonna give it a go.
>Grabs the disc
>Boots the game up.
>>5659429
Looks good. Thank you for hosting.
>>5659464
please die wiggins.
>>5659315
You say that now but with time you'll be proven wrong!
>>5659394
Very! Paula doesn't care much about liars!
>>5659429
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...
>>5659460
Hey you! Dead girl wanted to give this to you!
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/shantae/images/7/71/HGH_rotty_portrait.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20140225061919
Hope it's not a repeat!
>>5659429
Ready.
>>5659470
it was a connection issue you dumbfuck
>seth shows up
>thread goes to shit
business as usual
>>5659429
Swap me for the next in line, please
>>5659482
>
>>5659491
you forgot
>spreading "muh 2centz"
>>5659487
>I only use the Pirate's Curse portraits. I plan on changing to Half Genie Hero when that releases next month. Thanks for thinking of me though.
>>5659458
You're tellin me. I'm picturin Yellowstone goin up as the delivery or somethin. Icky the understatement of the century.
>>5659491
kys Junko
>>5659324
Armenians are secretly related to Aryans.
I technically possess a part of Hitler's heritage in my genes.
>>5659327
I'll make a law that allows Canadians to vote.
Except for Quebecois. Subhumans that can't pronounce a word without massacring it don't deserve to have their voices matter.
>>5659357
/hga/ had what, 6-7 mods ? And despite that the CP was always posted there and it wouldn't get deleted before hours. The board never got shit for that.
But I can see your point.
>>5659429
Hopefully I don't pass out, it'd be a shame to not witness my victory in all it's glory.
>>5659497
Oh, its one of these dating sims. Oh well its not like I've got anything better to do.
>>5659491
Gotta stay relevant xdddd
>>5659448
Hello comrade
>>5659011
Silence! I could handle that amount as if it was nothing, but my speed was outmatched by yours...
>Loud and long burp.
...I accept my defeat.
>>5659078
You accomplish nothing by hidding your most ovious trait. If you really wish for it to disappear why don't you cut it?
>Seiba makes a scissor shape with her fingers
That would make us even more similar than we are now.
>>5659477
A few people think that of you? Dude, a few people think positively of ME! I feel sorry for you, dude. No one deserves things like that.
>>5659487
I'm not a liar! I'm a heroine; they're just as heroic as I am! Why're you putting words in my mouth, dude?
>>5659511
That'd just be disgusting, man. I don't want THAT to happen to me at all! I'm a cinnamon bun, damnit! I'm too innocent for these things!
>>5659521
apply yourself
>>5659516
I got the feelin you ain't gonna be able to do that before November. Call it a hunch
>Seth shows up
>The Seth-hating oldfag bandwagon doesn't wait to shitpost.
Keep being buttblasted.
I'M HAVING TROUBLES WITH FIRESHOT AGAIN, GIVE ME A MOMENT.
>>5659445
>>5659493
Done
>>5659454
You're pretty cool yourself, Mokou.
>>5659469
No, I'm just a ferryman.
>>5659487
I hope I will. So how are you comrade?
>>5659491
No man, it's back to business
>>5659490
No it was a software issue from what I was told almost a year ago
>>5659549
but isn't Seth an oldfag?
>>5659549
you mad your gay friend's getting flak? lmao
>>5659550
Thanks fireshot dev
>>5659562
He's the only oldfag that matters now, they can't accept it.
>>5659524
Oh, hello there, my name is GIFfany, would you help me carry my books?
>YES OF COURSE!
>I AM IMPATIENT! DATE ME NOW!
>HEY LOOK A SQUID!
>Pick one of those all caps
>>5659539
Yeah, that'd be nasty, ugh. Say, what's Canada like?
>>5659550
That's fine
>>5659557
and I was told that it was a hardware issue.
I need your guys' delicious cummies in my mouth.
>>5659539
It happens, better to look at the positives and the people that actually like me, rather than those who hate me
>>5659550
She had a nice ass so go fuck your tits!
>>5659589
Open wide.
>>5659577
Let's just go with the obvious. I can always fuck around with the others later.
>YES OF COURSE!
>>5659589
pineapple makes your cum taste great, apperently, so all those years of eating pineapple pizza finally pays off
>>5659535
C-cut it? I still have no idea what you're talling about, black!
>Saber (Assassin) moved her cap around to make the ahoge return under it
S-see?
>The next moment Saber's (Assassin's) ahoge bursts through her cap's fabric and shows itself for everyone to see
I-it's out again?
>>5659578
What's Canada like? Well, she's more innocent than I am, but... She's in the ERP threads if you wanna go looking for her.
>>5659590
You're right, but it's human nature to discard the positives and focus on the negatives; your mindset is like mine, in a way! I'm always a cheerful gal, and so is Alfred when he's not too busy being hung up over small things!
>>5659507
>No problem and my bad.
>>5659539
Oh but you did, America that's now a girl for some reason! Paula doesn't remember you doing anything heroic!
>>5659556
Paula's just a little, little bored so she wants to have some fun. It may be October but it's still to early for Halloween.
ALRIGHT SORRY FOR THE WAIT, BUT LET'S START FINALLY.
>>5659605
>100 LOVE POINTS
Why thank you, say while we wait for the teacher, what do you want to talk about?
>YOUR INTERESTS
>SAMURAIS
>SQUIDS
>>5659610
This dude gets it
>>5659630
Heroine or not, you're not stopping me
>>5659630
Paula'll stay near your right hand all the time!
>>5659630
More hidey-holes in town than mansions!
>>5659630
Everyone's gonna be at the mansion, why would I go there?
>>5659640
>Is being silent while he picks "YOUR INTERESTS"
>>5659630
H-hey, Sabers are not supposed to use scythes! W-wait, you're not even a Saber!
>>5659625
I am also excited for that. Have a cool armor to wear
>>5659618
Why is Canada there in first place?
>>5659618
Those two things you said don't seem to add up very well.
>>5659630
This is bullshit, the only advantage of my skin is sposed to be protection from the sun!
http://poal.me/xnc48k
>>5659618
Exactly. If you let things get you down, you'll never be able to move forward
>>5659630
I wonder what I can use this for. Zombie look, maybe?
Cats are known to be assholes. I wouldn't waste your time with them. Some cats are exceptions, but most are assholes.
>>5659674
Oh? my interests? well then, I like to keep in with the good grades on the University. What about your interests?
>YOU!~
>STUDYING
>9/11
>>5659713
9/11
>>5659700
>still getting "nip"
How? Why?
>>5659625
The answer to your question you're gonna ask is "Magic, and Alfred's still here, so don't get your hopes up"! The things I've done that are heroic... Many, MANY historical things! Like, say, making flight possible! That's heroic!
>>5659683
I dunno, you tell me. I just found out she was there someday when I was still in the arena; good times!
>>5659688
YOU'RE TELLING ME. She's a cinnamon bun, so when I found out she was in there, I was just so shocked! Like, WOW! Maddison Williams doing that? It... It was really weird.
>>5659705
Totally, dude! We gotta let go so we can keep on keeping on! It's only natural for the heroine, after all~!
>>5659611
>Dark Seiba traps the wild ahoge between her fingers.
Unless it is removed like mine was, the mighty lock of hair cannot be contained, Mysterious Heroine X. Perhaps if we take it right now...
>>5659713
Why is 9/11 an option? No matter...
>YOU!~
>>5659717
>BAAAAAAAAAWM
>-100 AWKWARD POINTS
Ehhh....
>>5659709
I'm not responsible for my partner mysteriously disappearing for no good reasons at all.
I promise.
>>5659723
Weird. I have some buterbrod if you want some
>>5659732
You're the most boring Let's player I've ever seen.
>>5659723
Must be the French part of her. Only thing that makes sense.
>>5659709
Wait, this ain't gonna turn into a horror movie, right?
>>5659709
Well. Now Robin Williams and I are both dead. I hope you're happy
>>5659723
Or a hero, right?
>>5659732
>BAAAAAAAAWM
>-100 AWKWARD POINTS
Oh... and here I thought you were interested in academia.
>I AM
>NOPE, I JUST WANT YOU
>THAT WAS A JOKE, SORRY
>>5659709
Something's off about this cat...
>picks the cat up
>>5659709
>Sighs.
Off to the void.
>>5659630
Humans have gone so far as to summon demonic familiars of this level in earth...
>>5659709
I like your brush! But how can you paint with no paint?
>>5659683
Paula's never met an adult that also liked it! She gets told that it's only for kids!
>>5659723
Causing many people to die when making it was super heroic! Paula can't think of anything more heroic!
>>5659709
Oh! Very scary! Unsettling to me!
>>5659749
Like I've said. I'm going with the basics first and afterwards we can fuck things up. Deal?
>>5659759
Well shit, i thought you wanted this.
>I AM
I have a strong feeling Glass Joe was forced into this. He doesn't seem like the guy to do such a thing. He's probably being held hostage by Hunter.
NANI SORE?
>>5659809
B-Bakana...
>>5659786
Well then, I suppose we can- oh the teacher is here, see you later.
>TIME HAS PASSED
Hmmm....
>HEY WANT TO HANG OUT?
>CAN WE KISS?
>*kissu*
>>5659809
Ahh gomen gomen.
>>5659814
Yamete kudasai!
>>5659787
>>5659819
>impregnatu
>>5659823
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5659819
Okay things are pretty cool for now...
Also hang on a moment, I need something to drink.
>PAUSE
Guys, stop petting cats. It's not good, these are not normal cats.
>>5659829
>ERRROR
>MUST BE FURTHER IN THE STORY
>>5659834
YAMERO
>>5659744
Nah, nah, I just... I think I lost my appetite, actually. Thank you for the offer, though! Blergh...
>>5659752
I mean, that's true. France WAS a big part of Canada's history, after all, so it's only natural that she... Anyway, yeah. She's in the ERP threads if you wanna pop over and say howdy to her!
>>5659755
But of course! The hero AND the heroine are natural at these things, don't you worry now! We're good at our jobs!
>>5659780
Totally! Look, I get your point, but... It being for the greater good isn't exactly a good excuse, is it? The heroine needs to think of more reasons on why she's the heroine!
>>5659848
>>5659849
Now i hate cats..
>>5659850
>must be further
OH BOY
Go to ERP and say Hi.
>>5659849
>>5659787
Having very muchtrouble believing!
>>5659849
Being very good at playing! Maybe after Ouma playing music instead desu!
>>5659861
Alrighty then.
>RESUME
>HEY WANT TO HANG OUT?
>>5659849
Go ahead and use the washroom, I'll watch your candy.
>When the woman leaves, Kiritsugu takes a Reese's peanut butter cup from her bag and stashes in it his.
LOOK OUT, IT'S A ZOMBIE WITH A SWORD!
Wait no, that's just a zombie sword. Uhhh. Yeah, I don't think this is going to work out.
It's sad seeing Joe try so hard, only just to fail.
>>5659890
I'd love to hang out! but where to?
>IN THE SCHOOL
>AT A RESTUARANT
>AT YOUR HOUSE
>AT THE PARK
>I WILL DELETE YOUR FILES IF YOU PAUSE ME AGA- ERROR
>>5659856
She should! She's not really good at convincing Paula!
>>5659535
Like I've said, skinny people aren't cut out for this.
However, I won't be needing your burgers. I'll let you eat them solely because you were able to keep up. If I don't see you eating whatever is given to you within 5 minutes I'll have no choice but to take it from you.
>>5659924
This is the most insulting thing I've ever had to witness in my life. I hope you're ready to get sued for this.
>>5659940
What?
>I WILL DELETE YOUR FILES IF YOU PAUSE ME AGA- ERROR
>>5659856
So you're both representations of the U.S., right? I've gotta say, I've always liked what America represents, and the stuff from there that came to Japan. Like action movies. American action movies are so good
>>5659809
sa, omae no tsumi wo, kazoero.
>>5659960
>ERROR ERROR ERROR
>Blue screen'd
>also I have to go for a tiny bit
>>5659890
>all them kappas
well it's not wrong
Well, that's quite a number of tripping that's happening today.
>>5659997
I'd never get my hands dirty with the likes of a plant.
>>5659949
I know, so I'm gonna have a talk to her after this to see if we can make more excuses on why we're the heroes! It's only natural, after all! I'm America!
>>5659962
You know it! Our action movies are simply amazing, dude! You'll never see any as awesome as ours; hell, making movies are actually my hobby! I bet you didn't know that, huh?
>>5660004
It is? Sounds awesome
>>5659991
Oh wait you were refering to the other screen.
>The Player
BUUUUUUTTTTTTT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>5659997
>>5660058
MITCH NOOOOO
>>5660057
Wait, those ain't after me, they're my....welp. Too late I guess.
>>5660025
Darn right it sounds awesome! I get to direct it, produce it... All I need is a cast and we're totally set! Hell, I made a TV show way back in the day, and it's going on as we speak! It's called, "Axis Powers: Hetalia"!
>>5660004
You need excuses? What kinda heroine are you?
>Sylvie