Desktop Thread: don't let this one die nerds MANDATORY

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I took a nap and woke up to a dead thread!

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>wake up
>thread dead
wew

is there a way to have automatic posts so it doesnt die

also, gm

wow everyone waking up at the same time

desktop thread sleep schedule synchronization

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i found an os x ripoff of ahoviewer

does it crash all the time like ahoviewer?

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whats that Y and B app

>>5656691
not so far, but it can't play gifs and webms yet

>>5656702
yakyak, google hangouts client
and booru-chan, ahoviewer ripoff

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yay new thread

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this artist is really good imo

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that first episode was so good

u guys should check it out desu

i just got a job out of nowhere wow

where?

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butt

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tfw qt anime butts everywhere

at a workshop
i have no idea what kind of workshop or what kind of work i'll be doing
my landlord just knocked on my door and was like 'do you want a part-time job?' lol

did u even ask how much the pay is

'nice butt' is definitely on the top of the list of things a qt should have

nope
i just said sure

>>5658672
just download that and am about ti watch it

1 minute into keijo and it's already great

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the butts are v good

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i think its a problem with the encode or something but the lines seem jagged somwtimes desu

>>5659239
maybe it was just cheaply animated but I didn't notice anything.

but I don't really have an eye for quality

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i just compared them

hs on the left, raw on the right

wouldn't it be nice if we still lived in the era where fansubbing wasn't dead and we had more options beside hs?

you're watching steam rips, no one is going to actually bother with that
if you want good subs then wait for the blurays

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*stream

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Ohaiuo gozaimas

4chan.org/bans
tfw u make the big leagues

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here is the new wallpaper lads

is ur internet back or posting from another coffee shop?

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coffee shop
it comes back tomorrow I think
hopefully today at midnight, fingers crossed

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tfw the storm destroys the only road to civilization so ur qt sisters have to spend all day hanging out with you

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raw quality isn't bad though

so ill probably just extract the hs subs and use them on the raw

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>oh no that weirdo with the animes that only buys the cheapest thing on the menu and sits here for 5 hours scaring all our female customers away is back

>Global 3 - Garbage Outside of /b/
is this the "i don't care how relevant your post is I just don't like it" ban?

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i had a dream about we had a desktop thread clubroom and it had a bunch of desktop thread posters in it

also last night i had the most craziest dream ever where it was a dream within a dream where some crazy horror movie stuff happened and then i had a seizure and a bunch of visions in the dream that felt super real.

usually
sometimes they'll use "spam" too, even if you only made one post/thread

what did we do in the club room? Was it fun stuff?

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>>5660143
I don't remember
i didn't write it down i just told myself to remember it and apparently that doesnt really work lol

let's fund an anime about a desktop thread club where we get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans. Getting kicked out of places will be symbolic for our bans.

The gimmick is every day we get kicked out of a different place and need to find a new place to hang out

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^^^ check out my rare thumbnail lads ^^^^

wtf

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the WOOSH meme being popular is 1 year old now, also remember other memes like 'who the heck is X ill kick his ass!!!' and X is NOT a pedophile and many other hilarious jokes

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moe

classic memes imo

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its r cute that they always want hugs

i want to hug them also

What happened to the last thread?

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it's also been a year since i started posting in desktop threads

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>>5660715
congratulations

>>5660689
nobody bumped it because we all fell asleep

>>5660715
wow that's not long at all

ty you're invited to my desktop thread birthday party

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*cyberpunk noises
https://u.teknik.io/kaNCw.jpg

this guys life must be so cool

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who has been here the longest and who has been here the shortest

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isn't lolipantsu here the longest

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>>5660788
the only cyberpunk thing there is the colors
>>5660789
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I probably have. I think Jordan is the only desktop thread poster older than me.

>>5660826
p.s. by older I mean in 4chan posting age

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pretty sure i've been here the shortest

the only desktop thread person i can remember coming after me is wrg

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i forgot how long ive been here

but i dont think its been too long desu

WOW

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would be cool if thunar had the osx tagging

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http://i.4cdn.org/g/1475792640161.jpg
that's pretty nice desu

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but not if its bigger than a regular phone i guess it is

uhggghh i dont realy know what to do when i have internet at here its not like i can relax proplery like at home
i guess i should be downloading stuff for when i get back the whole time

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the onloy anime thats downloading fast enogh is Keijo!!!!!!!!!

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how slow are the downloads

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like .5 megabytes

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ok bye bye everyone running out of battery and my butt is hurting from this bench

hopefully will have internet tomorrow and if im really lucky in 9 hours at midnight

what anime is that?

>>5662456
bye bye, get well soon.

(by get well I mean your internet)

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Sun so bright that I'm nearly blind

you should put on some sunglasses then

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Coooooool 'cause I'm wired and outta my mind

so what anime is that?

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are u r prepared for something of this level

of course

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moetan

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgtxdN8ngFI

I'm going to lay down and watch anime now

In case I don't return, good night

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Sumi likes wearing animal pajamas and its r cute

>>5660998
Arousing

shut up scream

@5660789
I started this year

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mfw still not scream

your posting is just as bad as his so I think that should tell you something

also delet

Good night friends

gn

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someone should post like once an hour or something so it doesn't die

gn

>>5667290
Post Momo.

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oh hey the internet just turned on and its not even midnight

nice thread on g

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hmm

saved

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>3 - 5 days of internet

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>>>/g/56961936

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depositing

>>5668471
v.nice

>>5668471
>1 2 3 5

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>>5668478
woah my meme radar is going nutz!!!

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wow your anime pornos suck bigtime

you call yourselves weeaboo pedophiles?

>>5668680
delet this

>>5668208
owned

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gm

>>5669071
morning
will u make a webm of this scene pls

>>5667947

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the whole scene or the boob illusion part only

>>5669136
just the illusion part pls :3

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>>5669187
ty
have an old butt i found

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I thought it never happen

Good morning everyone
This thread has been very cute so far

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night ngiht ever1

The Psycho-Pass movie was really good

>>>/vip/15179

Do you need a 4chan pass 2 post in vip

yes, very important posters only
it seems really good so far though, maybe we should try making a desktop thread there

I'll just pretend I'm permanently banned from that one then
Also gm

>vip but no 2d/random
they're really making it hard for me to want to support this site

have you looked at the board? it's practically 2d/random already

>>>/vip/24375

I don't look at boards I can't post on

jordan has a pass right? if anyone sees him link him there

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>try to go back to desktop thread in clover
>uninterruptable bootloop


damm owned

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That is why dashchan is better

the OFFICIAL desktop thread
>>>/g/56967754

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hungry girlz

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wtf
>>>/g/56967754 everyone stop buying 4chan passes they're using it to buy more moderation points

How could I get hired by 4chan?

>hired
>4chan

It's an llc. You don't think people work here?

u have to do it for free

there's a reason we have the "they do it for free" meme

Yes the mods work for free
I'm taking about getting hired as server utility staff

I wouldn't be surprised if 4chan rents servers and you wouldn't actually be working for 4chan, but the company that 4chan gets their servers from

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>tfw anime doesnt show that qt magazine pages

me on the front cover

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tfw thighs

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very powerful moves desu

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itt

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tfw u can post a qt every 15 seconds

>>5679936
wow super cute nails

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can't tell what this is from the thumbnail

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qts

the girls look so soft, also ed and op are r good

No internet again lads just put a bullet through my head

At coffee shop

"just letting u know I didnt read this woosh desu senpai six feet under EEEEEE neural network ???? litteraly whooooo?? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo ASSSSSSSSSS KICKKK!!!!!! [REACTION IMAGE] just who the hell is???? *HHHSSSSSOOOOWWWWWWW* filtered u six posts ago so bad it wiffed my hair back, dogs barking, lights flickering, charging me for wasting bandwidth hownew.ru >4.5 gigs I am NOT a pedophile"

"Keptan8 months ago (edited)
+John Fuklaw SICK MEME DUUUUDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UPVOTED XDDd

you're fucking GARBAGE
go suck seth rogans jewish dick"

"Keptan 6 months ago
+noname_notapplicable
look at this, he can't even help himself.
Face it moron, I'm getting the last word here because I am right and you are wrong."

ben still comments on a 1 year old youtube comments argument in the comments sections of a fucking MDE video = lol (not stalking)

The guy next to me is on a booru

@5681696
as him what his favorite tags are

And I only noticed because he was holding his phone weird trying to hide it lol

>>5680453
what happened i thought you had it back

>>5681777
The way its set up is v.dumb
1 sec

wow

Sorry can't post with 2 sisters on each shoulder don't blwant them to get a face of desktop thread

>>5682338
me second from the left

Bye bye bye

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bye

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i just tried greek yogurt and gross

i don't think i like it

it's basically just thicker yogurt what didn't you like about it

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that's probably why then

i like yorgurt parfaits with blueberrys though, theyre good

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tfw u get Greek yogurt on ur imoutos

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whoa

tfw ur imouto wants to play doctor

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>decide to make sunny side up eggs
>get done and it looks good
>try transferring them over to the plate
>they slip off the spatula and fall on to the counter
>it's ruined

>no qt anime gf to make me breakfast

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>>5687188

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does anyone remember this good webm

me on the right

that's actually me

tfw u dont have the v2 of that webm

whats the difference

not much desu

post it i want to see

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forgot webm

WOW

guys /vip/ is literally 2d/random u should come

>>5691814
buy me a pass

>too poor for $15
lad...

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butt

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Too much purple?

scream -_-

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qt

r good first episode

All I asked was if its too much purple. Plus MiG 25s are Royal

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butt

how big is your anime butt screenshot folder

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moo

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I have them organized in their diff shows

so idk the total of butt shots desu but its probably alot

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is everyone going into that vip thread or something

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I wonder if she's nopan

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qts

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the girls are so cute

too bad bad things happen in this show

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more qts

morning

oh look at that it's time for a new thread

gm

ha i lied it isn't morning i just woke up though

morning is whenever you wake up

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butt

that's not how morning works

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what did she mean by this?

also new thread when

yes it is

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>>5699213
>>5699213
I made a new thread

>>5699235
oh jeez so did i
>>5699247
>>5699247

who's gonna cave in and delet theirs first