/sug/ Steven Universe General - Truly a Masterpiece Edition

>>5655166
Jasper is fat

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WHORE OF WHORES

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>>5655187

>>5655187
If Doc fused with Peridot, what would happen to their visors?

>>5655195
>>5655196
DELET THIS

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>>5655196

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>>5655182
FAT OF FATS

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Here we go.

Why are you guys so averse to making new threads?
I literally just woke up and had to make this or we would have been without a thread. You lazy fucks.

>>5655200
they'd become kamina glasses

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>>5655195
>>5655196
Fuck this mind

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>>5655195
>>5655196
hivemind

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>>5655211

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>>5655212

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>>5655176
>suggestive noises
my keks

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>>5655195
>>5655196
/sug/ wins again

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>>5655196
>>5655234
Jesus Fucking Christ

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>>5655242

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Love you /sug/

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>>5655270
Love you too, weird dog.

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>>5655253

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>>5655268

http://skycow.us/r/StevenU

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lapiven

>>5655292
makes me vomit

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Just reading through the last thread, and Mr Bones Man may have found that coveted qt gf to cosplay is his waifu? Congrats, my dude, you're an inspiration.

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>>5655254
cum looks like spiderweb

>>5655292
Is legal in Brazil

>>5655292
P E D O
E
D
O

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>>5655281

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>>5655335
>>5655326
>>5655292
when will she be punished for her crimes

WILL WE GET >>5655555?

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>>5655311
i believe in the dubs
i believe someday i will get a cosplaying gf who i will love with all my heart

>>5655292
>>5655335
When you think about it, it's not completely pedo.

Yes, Steven is 14 and Lapis is thousands of years old, but Lapis looks at least 17, maybe 19. She even acts like some older angsty teenager.

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I'm the anon that was gonna nut before but never ended up doing it. Gonna nut to stuff here now.

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>>5655367
hopefully not

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SPICY

GEORGY PORGY PUDDING KISSED THE GIRLS AND MADE THEM ___

don't tell me you don't the lyrics to this Steven Universe song

>>5655403
Even if she was actually 17 or 19, that's still pretty bad.

Not completely illegal everywhere, but still pretty bad.

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Has anyone done a guitar instrumental of "Still Not Giving Up"? I wanna sing it so bad.

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>>5655270
>>5655275

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>>5655403
>Lapis isn't a pedo
>She's just a cougar
Kek.

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>>5655456
It's such a cute pic. I think leggy was perfect for the edit

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>>5655407

>>5655438
Why are amethystfags so disgusting?

>>5655403
lapis is more like a retarded 20 something year old

>>5655527
>amethyst fags
literally one dude, and he at least did it cleanly
He's not storing his fucking cum jar in a shrine of his waifu.

>>5655555

>>5655545
I don't think the person that did it even watches the show. They just did it as a request.

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>>5655498
Thanks anon

>>5655576
yeah, seems about right.

>>5655580
That's weird.

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>>5655545
>literally one dude
Excuse you, we're around, we're just not vocal.
>>5655527
Your face is disgusting anon.

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>>5655590
No prob.

>>5655596
Don't be defensive, I'm saying it's literally one dude cumming on an image of amethyst. Unless you're saying you do it too.

>>5655576
is gem porn just as bad as baby pony porn

>>5655611
They did it together

>>5655613
no

>>5655613
What about baby gem porn

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>>5655593

>There are people who have hope for season four

why

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>>5655644
She's comin back

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>>5655644
Why not?

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>>5655640
you're weird.

do this one.

>>5655644
It's my last hope for this show. If season four ends up being total shit all throughout there's pretty much no reason to keep watching this show.

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>>5655640
DELETE THIS

>>5655335
>Applying human concepts of physical and emotional maturity to a talking rock

>>5655644
Because this show is great.

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>>5655655
we can hope

>>5655659
I didn't do these I got other people to do them.

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>>5655655
I pray to Jasper everyday for a safe return

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>>5655673

>>5655665
except when it isn't

>>5655680
FAG

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>>5655576

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>>5655655
>>5655677
These 6 are my only reason for living please don't let me down, Simple Carbohydrate.

>>5655680
That's a shame.

>>5655691
aint that just the way?

Why isn't Lapiven canon?

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>>5655677
thicc

>>5655700
If they fused, would you die?

SO when is Connidemption gonna happen

>>5655720
it would be extremely painful

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>>5655714
>he doesn't know

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>>5655714
same reason pearlmethyst isn't.

>>5655720
It would be very adorable

>>5655734
she's a big gem

>>5655734
>>5655739
Doc's a little gem

>>5655640
>>5655545
Amethyst fans do it cleanly
Laspis fans just go wild at the screen

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>>5655756

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Hey, I think the writefag and fic section of /sug/ is fucking pathetic so I made a thing

http://pastebin.com/eSUfi8TB

I don't give a fuck

>>5655735
When the fuck did Steven become THE ASIAN

>>5655757
what does it mean?

>>5655757
>attempting to apply any sort of refinement to the ancient art of screenskeeting

Shiggy, Amefags.

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I wanna fuck Sardonyx

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>>5655762

>>5655773
this image is great

>>5655498
>>5655590
Is there a source on this? I want more.

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What episode should I make this about

>>5655792
Onion Gang

>>5655792
Say Uncle

>>5655788
>>5655498
I mean for this one

>>5655762
Say that to my fuckin face, bitch. I won't have you talking shit behind Mr Bones Man's back. I'm his biggest white knight you best show some respect.

>it's beast
God damn it, dick, settle down you fucking degenerate.

>>5655792
Call for help.

Is Pearl a sociopath?

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Bite her eye out

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>>5655792
the cringey shitshow that is alone at sea

>>5655792
Alone at Sea

>>5655788
>>5655824
http://ninoeros.tumblr.com/post/146530699132/trying-to-draw-more-pair-up-more-group-poses

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>>5655684
But are you praying HARD enough? Are earthy scented candles and deep meditation involved?

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>>5655841
I guess after being in a relationship for thousands of years you really have to spice things up.

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Post best ship

>>5655856
I BEAT my enemies into submission before sacrificing them to the great Orange Goddesses.

And then I meditate over their broken bodies while reciting "We could fly!" in multiple languages.

>>5655838
CRY for help

Should Pearl be shattered?

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>>5655882
I got you

>>5655885
no, but she should be punished.

i haven't seen that episode since the first time I watched, i'm worried if I watch it again it'll make me hate pearl again. I only recently (looobc) hating her.

>>5655886
What else where they doing while in hyperspace transit to earth?

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>>5655841
Sorry Ruby, but I only follow Blue Diamond's orders.

>>5655882
Thanks, doc.

>>5655792
>>5655848
>Lapis WANTS to rape Jasper again
>But feels kinda bad about it
>Jasper WANTS to be Malachite again
>Even though last time it was just torture
>Jasper is the abuser Lapis was inoccent
don't do Alone at Sea, even the writers of the show couldn't handle it

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>>5655841
Blue court is into abuse.

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>>5655903
what do you think?

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>>5655882
this is disgusting

>>5655908
It didn't help that they put it right in the middle of the "Lapis dindu nuffin" arc

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>>5655841
>>5655910
You shall be shattered for this.
You fucking primates.

>>5655908
Eleven minutes of Jaspis tongue-fucking is good enough for me.

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>>5655935
Oh I know what you mean by shattering big blue.

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>>5655964
Nein, no one disrespects a loyal member of the blue diamond court and gets away with it.
You WILL be tried and executed for this.

>>5655964
i'd shatter that ass

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>>5655964
>>5655980
>"Children, please!"

So at what time does the NYCC panel start tomorrow?

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>>5655984
I cannot!
It is not within my system to give up so easily!

>>5655980
Jawohl mein kommandant.

>>5655993
11:30 est, I hope someone records it

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>>5655997
calm tf down you little rebel shit

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>>5655997
Sapphire...let's fuse.

>>5655883
我們能飛!
>Ni povus flugi!
리는 날 수!
>We could fly!
Podríamos volar!
>Wir könnten fliegen!
Maaari naming lumipad!

Rolls right off the tongue.

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Roll

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>>5656010
no

>>5656020
Absolutely not.

>>5656028
I want them all

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>>5656028

>>5655928
>It didn't help that they put it right in the middle of the "Lapis dindu nuffin" arc
Huh? It was between Monster Reunion and Greg the Babysitter. Her previous appearance was in Hit the Diamond (ten episodes prior), and next one was Beta (six/seven episodes after).

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>>5655951
You mean 2 or 3...

>>5656028
Give

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>>5656028
>tard ruby
you fuckin bitch. This is a pretty old image

If the Mongols never existed, what happened to the Eastern Roman Empire

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>>5656030
CALM TF DOWN

>>5656043
Plus Lapis acknowledges she was at fault in SOW and Barn Mates, and Beta didn't really have anything to do with that.

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>>5656045
>2 or 3

22 minute special, it is, then!

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Hurt the pearls feelings and make her feel real bad.

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>>5656055
>rolled 5
thank you rng gods

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>>5656058
No

>>5656068
Pearls don't have feelings, they're just things.

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>>5656028
FAG FOR JUSTICE

>>5656056
Uh...The Jersey Devil wouldn't have been born?
Hitler would've won?
Caligula wouldn't have been an asshole?

>>5656068
Was anything you did for Rose worth it?

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>>5656075
Doc is fine too I'll take it, at least it wasn't eyeball.

>>5656006
Oh great I might be back home by then

>>5656068
I will shoot her in the face with my AK-47.

>>5656094
Yeah, then you would have to deal with a Ruby that has a personality rather than being just there.

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>>5656028
>those names

Old af

>>5656068
I will NOT

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>>5656073
This is why you can just do whatever you want to one and as long as you don't damage the gem then your property should be just fine.

>>5656092
again and again over and over.

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>>5656020

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>>5656072
that's it that's the last straw

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>>5656064
SEASON 4 IS SAVED!

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>>5656119

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>>5656094
eyeball is cute too.

>>5656106
never fucking mind

>>5656106
t. eyeballfag
Better a naive personallity than a cuck, and a psychopath.

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>>5656106
>bantz

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>>5656138
you must have missed it, man. There are a pair of eyeball posters who like to trigger me by making fun of doc.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>5656131
*pew pew*

ruby fags you fucking pedophiles

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>>5656164

>>5656159
Probably, because doc is pretty high tier.

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>>5656172
there he is

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>>5656166

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>>5656172
I wanna FUCK Eyeball, how does that make you feel, huh?

>>5656028
Rolling for fag ruby

>>5656028
rolin

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>>5656172
You're dumb, stop posting dumb things.

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>>5656205
>>5656231
you're only supposed to reply to him with ruby porn. It's the only reason he keeps saying the same thing, he's trying to fill his folder.

>>5656172
this is true

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>>5656243
I ain't falling for his tricks.

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>>5656172
i got muted from the flockdraw for drawing ruby, is it because I'm a pedophile

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>>5656260
I got (you) bud

>>5656276
honestly I'll just take it as an excuse to post more red.

>>5656285
Room is run by a rubyfag, i doubt it.

Is there much of a connection between how much you agree with Bismuth and how much you browse /pol/?

>>5656285
that's unfair.

Who even has the power to mute people? Wait, is that you, x? I'm pretty sure you got muted because you tried to remind people that rubyfags are pedophiles.

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>>5656295
You do you, Docfag.

>>5656301
You can agree with Bismuth all you want, but if you believe for one second that the breaking point wasn't a shit tier weapon then you have brain problems.

>>5656312
oh
>>5656299
I wouldn't have if i knew the mod was a rubyfag

>>5655407
I nutted. Thanks /sug/

Keep skycow drama outta here, you retards

>>5656285
Rubyfags are pedophiles?

>>5656359
no prob bob

>>5656327
>terrible cooldown
>short ranged only
>doesn't have a visible safety mechanism

It was about as good of a weapon as a shitty Glock clone.

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>>5656359
I aim to please

>>5656386
whether or not the breaking point would have worked is completely besides the point of the episode. What matters is what it represents contextually. In the show it is treated as a real threat with high consequences, you just have to suspend your disbelief a little bit and try to see it the way it is intended.

>>5656368
This is why we can't have nice things.
Next thing you'll know the skycow will get spammed again for 500 threads.

>>5656418
That too.

>>5656418
In the show all it does is hurt Steven's wittle feelings and causes him to bubble Bismuth forever without even trying to talk things through with her with all of the other gems present. Fuck Steven

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Jasper/Bismuth/Eyeball/Rose mega Steven-trigger fusion when?

>>5656418
>What matters is what it represents contextually. >you just have to suspend your disbelief

This is just a dressed up "it's just a cartoon" response

>>5656374
I'm not a rubyfag

>>5656469
No it's not, it doesn't matter that it's a cartoon. The breaking point was meant to represent powerful but morally dubious weapon and whether or not it would have actually worked in a real application should have no bearing on weight of the decisions to be made in the episode.

>>5656528
Ok, Steven, just imprison people forever because you get triggered by things.

>>5656502
Liar!

>>5656502
>denying the truth

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>Check out fanfics for giggles
>painfully obvious self-insert half-human gem story
>okay
>Open that bitch up
>18 years old, has a truck and a motorcycle, doesn't live with parents and roams the east coast fighting corruptions without any proper training
>wields jade katanas
>Also has two glocks and a shotgun
I expected laughter and all I got was cringe

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>>5656573
>painfully obvious self-insert half-human gem story
>expected laughter

>>5656573
What training do you need to fight some stupid corrupted gems? It seems like the extent of the gems' tactics are just "stick them with pointy thing and hope they poof" or "have Garnet hit it really hard"

>>5656528
Would you lend this level of leeway to a liveaction film

>>5656603
If you're going to stab something with TWO katanas you need at least some experience with them to avoid tripping over your own feet and impaling yourself

>>5656621
Or he could just...use his shotgun.

>>5656621
Did he specifically mention that he never once trained with them? That he just literally picked them up one day and suddenly was an expert?

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>>5655166
I better see the skycow link in that group of links soon.

And to the anon who came up with that idea, you're a fucking genius.

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>>5656660
Let's not you cancerous samefag.

Has Palcomix ruined SU yet?

>>5656655
I stopped reading after he was also better than the CGs at killing one gem monster and amethyst called him really cool. As far as I remember he just has the katanas and was always good with them.

>>5656672
>samefag
Anon, you're mistaken. Nor do I know who you're confusing me for.

Also, why would it be a bad idea to put the link up there? If any artist join the general late, they can easily jump in.

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Requests?

>>5656726
Eyeball laughing at Doc

>>5656726
Connie and Peridot wrestling for the rose crown

>>5656726
Sapphire gives a gem of choice a riddle, "I'm cold, but how?"
They answer but Sapphire responds with "Nope, i've got a cold." and proceeds to sneeze icicles in their face.

>>5656726
Connie being thrown into the dumpster by one of the gems

>>5656784
So hot
So fat

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>>5656791

>>5656555
>>5656571
but I'm a conniefag

>>5656726
Peridot grabbing Connie with a MAGA hat and saying: "You have to go back."

>ESTEBAN IS TAKING REQUESTS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/567afh/new_su_crossover_art_coming_soon_steven_universe/

His art gallery:
http://lightningr95.tumblr.com/post/150685261355/my-unofficial-promo-art-library

Friendship with the Crewniverse:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4yq9qc/i_am_michaela_dietz_and_i_like_to_do_stuff_like/d6pnu38

His voiceover work:
http://youtu.be/tdFvNc7JS9o

What would you request him to draw?

>>5655640
Source on original pic?

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>>5656726
This with Peridot?

>>5656784
>tfw i can't go into skycow
why must i suffer

>>5656660
you better kys :)

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>>5656833
Blushmallet

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>>5656784
Proud 2 be a /freak/

>>5656826
That's even worse.

>>5656826
naked jasper shoving a pink diamond dildo up her ass and a lapis dildo up her cunt

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>>5656855
Why must you say such harmful things for no good reason?

Why?

>>5656860
n e c k

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>>5656881
>implying he didn't have it coming

https://discord.gg/NWKS9

>>5656914
I forgot how much of a tank Smokey is, holy shit.

>>5656826
>voice over work
I just pissed myself

>>5656849
How can't you enter it?

>>5656856
Thank you kindly.

>>5656849
Try this anon http://skycow.us/whiteboard.htm

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>>5656884
Thicc

>>5656949
it says i need a password to enter
but i didn't need one before
was i banned or some shit?

>>5657004
Got that Guts tree trunk neck going on.

>>5656946
Is it still warm?

>>5657019
You're probably trying to use a username that someone already registered. Try another.

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>>5657004
Face

>>5657019
just try other username

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>>5656682
>giving them ideas

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>>5656826
>This is from a dream I had last night: one day Yoshi was eating a pie outside the barn, when he saw lapis passing by him. “Hi!” he said, but she ignored him, giving him a sourly silent treatment. Yoshi did everything that day to get her attention, poking with a stick: stick cracked, sharing his pie: lapis dropped the pie to the ground, until he had an idea!

>“oh my! I don’t understand what fusion is, if only someone would help me?” to her reaction, lapis wants to fuse with him. “I’ll help, fuse with me.” this stunned Yoshi by surprise! “what! I’m just joking I didn’t mean to…” “I said, fuse with me!” “alright.” Yoshi said. after a small dance, both Yoshi and lapis fused into a Yoshi-like version of lapis. it has Yoshi’s body posture as well as lapis’s dress and hair. her gem is actually his saddle and has Yoshi’s shoes wore. “this is weird, but wow, I’m a gem fusion! everyone stared at them with shock. “it’s not what it looks like!”

>>5656682
CCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM

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>>5657111

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>>5656842

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>>5657147
little fix

>>5656026
>Wir könnten fliegen!
Alright, Ive taken my German classes some time ago, and I didn't seriously TRY to learn much, but as far as I remember, it should go more like
>Wir fliegen gekönnt
Can someone that actually knows German clarify this?

>>5655442
cum

>>5655442
squeal

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Another exclusive stamp

>>5657252
I want that stamp in my forehead

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>>5656726
If you're still taking requests:

Can you redraw this with Lapis?

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>>5657043
boob

>>5655773
Sardonyx is UGLY.

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>>5657323
Pubes

>>5657324
You're ugly, Amethyst

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Do you guys think Takafumi Hori will be back for another episode?

Maybe if they get him in for some action based episodes, we'll start getting the quality fight scenes this show needs.

>>5657357
I'm Quintuple Ruby.

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>>5657340
that pic alone got me into jasper muff

>>5657380
Rubies should be smol and cute, unfuse this instant.

>>5657366
>fight scenes that aren't just (((homages)))

I can hope so.

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>>5657340
hair

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>>5657288
That request would work a lot better as a screenshot edit.

Yo, I need help.

There was this neat comic about Lapis and Jasper under the sea, had quite a few pages.

Does anyone know what am I talking about and can provide a link?

>>5657417
Yeah, you're right, I'll just save it for the next time someone asks for edit requests.

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>>5655644
>Season four
This is the unlucky season, season 5 will be 50x times better

>>5657465
You should try and get a higher quality screenshot for it for the request.

So when's the panel tomorrow and what's the likelihood that we'll see anything new and cool?

>>5657497
Definitely. Won't be hard, I'll just take a screen shot from the 1080p video file. I'm just having trouble remember the specific episode Pearl makes that face in.

>>5657523
New? Low.
Cool? Guaranteed.

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>>5657576
Keystone Motel, I believe.

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>>5657576
I think it was keystone motel or one around that.

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>>5657340

>>5657390
Don't be racist

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>>5657613
>>5657576
Here you go found it for ya

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>>5657623
!!

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>>5657436
http://invalidgriffin.tumblr.com/post/141464156525/pressure-page-1-10-page-11-20-page-21-30

>>5657613
>>5657610
Yep, that's it, thanks guys.

>>5657639
>.jpg
Careful anon, you wouldn't want indexer getting autistic in here would you?

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>>5657639
Been doin' it

>>5657653
Thank you very much, I greatly appreciate it.

>>5657653
>this comic is still going

Well, I know what I'm doing for the next several minutes.

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>>5657662
Woah what the heck why is my screenshot tool saving things as jpg

snake people leak please

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>>5657727
>VLC

Fuck I've been in traffic for 2 hours and haven't even gone 30 miles, and I forgot to put all my drawings from my desktop on a flash drive before evacuating. Hurricanes suck

>>5657727
Check the settings maybe? My VLC auto saves as .png

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>>5657728

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>>5657727
>Notice how a bunch of VLC users have some of their screenshots at 1920x1090 recently
>Know this because i own VLC and it was a problem i had to adjust.

>>5657808
I'm using sharex
>>5657772
What's wrong with VLC?

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oof

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How long do you think it will take for us to see the bulk of homeworld and what do you think it will look like?

I have always hoped that this shot actually took place on homeworld and the rest of the planet is just as abstract and slightly surrealist.

>>5657828
I don't know if I should save this to my Japis or HW trio folder....

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>>5657855
I really want a reason to NOT hate Homeworld.
So i really hope it's broken down after the war and still running but not at it's former glory.

>>5657855
The way the show is going? Never

>>5657883
I asked myself the same question.

I just put it in my Lapis folder.

>>5657855
i'm imagining nothing but stone architecture like the sea spire, all under a massive dome