/sug/ Steven Universe General - Pea Pot Edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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Lapis
>>5650338
>Pea Pot
I messed up
>>5650338
}:<>(|)
>>5649068
>>5649082
>>5649099
>Steven and Lapis dressed up as spooky ghosts.
>Peridot and Lapis as camp pining hearts characters!
>Werewolf Young Greg
Sleepy
>>5650370
Adorable
>>5650370
Third degree burn victims got it better than Pearl after that one.
anyone got a link to the flockmod?
Best gem.
>>5650370
Aww that's great!
Got a blog or somewhere to find your art?
>>5650449
http://skycow.us/r/StevenU
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL
>>5650566
>>5650566
SHE AINT MY GEM BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>>5650634
GAVE AWAY MY DESTABILISER AND MOVED INTO A FUSION
>>5650370
holy fuck these are cute
>>5650498
What's crackin', my dudes?
>>5650739
Emulating Yakuza 1, it keeps crashing at Escape the Funeral at random points, everytime.
>>5650739
You!
>>5643200
good morning you fucks
>>5643892
>>5644087
>>5650786
You're early indexer, did you get a day off or something?
>>5644219
>>5650370
Young Greg and Pearl need to get a fucking room already.
>>5650739
Drank coffee last night so still awake at 5 in the morning
Petting my kitty and organizing some folders, watchin cartoons, blah bleh
>>5650753
>>5650795
>>5650778
NICE
How about a couple leaks?
>>5650854
I have this video set to open in vlc when I hit a single hotkey for when something nice happens I can watch it fast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90
>>5645926
>>5650878
Fixed.
RIP pixiv
>>5650904
Pixiv is kill ?
>>5650909
the redesign is shit, it takes 3 additional clicks to get to images and you can't access them directly just by knowing the filename anymore
History repeats itself
[spoiler]Clownin around[/spoilerplease]
>>5650922
>>5646483
Requesting this with Pearl and Steven
>>5647332
>>5647383
>>5647812
>>5650963
Would Pearl shoot Lapis to stop her from molesting Steven?
>>5648595
>>5649001
>>5650976
Pearl would shoot Lapis to stop her from molesting Steven, just so she could molest him herself, then she gets shot by Garnet.
>>5649279
>>5650227
and that's all for now
>Get home from work
>See this laying seductively on your bed
Wat do?
Here are the VHS episodes so far again https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw
>>5651014
y tho?
>>5651031
Y not? Aesthetic looks neat.
>>5651039
i c
>>5651031
It's like being a kid again plus it's fun plus aesthetic
>>5651051
>>5651014
Cool. If they were the japanese dub someone could put subtitles to make it look even more old school.
>>5651058
If someone has them with the subtitles I can do those ones.
>>5651007
Shelby birthday, yay
>>5651121
Whoever drew this doc is my fucking hero.
Drawfags are the real mvps.
>>5650940
>>5651162
Not the requester, but this is some good shit.
Which gem deserves to suffer the most?
>>5651198
For 5000 years more.
>>5651198
As a Lapisfag, I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>5651202
>>5651162
Thank you discount-friendo!
>>5651218
fucking sado-masochists
>>5651162
Nice job scribblez.
>>5651217
I will only be satisfied when Lapis kills herself.
>>5651198
>We all only get what we deserve.
>>5651239
Really? Explain what happened to this precious little jalapeno popper. She did nothing wrong.
>>5651219
>>5651239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACJ3JxIz_qs
breaks my fucking heart every time.
>>5651198
My favorite gem, I'd love tosee more of her emotional side, but most of her problems are easy to fix, [spoiler] and then she'd get some more attention [/nope]
Christ, /sug/. Why do you all want your waifus to suffer? I think you guys have problems. Don't you want to protect their smiles?
>>5651239
Jasper deserves to have a friend who will love her unconditionally and tell her how perfect she is
>>5651293
>>5651293
I do, but it's pointless if you don't have anything to protect it from.
>>5651293
I want to protect it
>>5651305
Yeah. Or five of them.
>>5651311
That would be the ideal, because it means they can just be happy and carefree forever
>>5651198
Peridot. her life has been so easy compared to the other homeworld gems, she deserves to suffer the most to make up for it. Maybe she should just die or Camp Pining Hearts should get cancelled or something.
>>5651283
>>5651326
Well think about it, who's happier, the man who's almost died of starvation, then got rich, or the man who was born rich?
>>5651255
She forgot the mission objective
>>5651335
She really does, but the crewniverse needs to go easy on her because despite peridots being "tough," she's pretty emotionally fragile. If she faced the shit that Lapis or Jasper had, she'd be a fucking wreck.
>>5651293
I want to have reasons to feel things for my waifu
>>5651344
I don't think any of the characters need to suffer MORE than they already have in order to appreciate happiness. They've all had a decent enough serving of shit, if they lived the rest of their lives without pain or hardship I'd be happy.
>>5651345
It's not her fault she's a little spicy munchkin with a little spicy brain and she's still learning how to function.
>>5651355
Why do the reasons have to be negative? Can't you feel happiness for them?
>>5651335
She's retarded, she already has it bad enough.
>>5651375
Me too, but otherwise we wouldn't have a show, plus I like feels.
Steven always cracks me up here
HNUH?
Look at his stupid dumb fat face
>>5651385
It's bittersweet as fuck.
Please, just give them some closure. Even if I never get to see them again give them a happy ending.
I'm begging you, Simple Carbohydrate.
>>5651392
He's a gem.
>>5651392
Wow, lapis looks cute here.
Why is her head so weird now?
>>5651407
What a fucking classic SU moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P95pSN5dI0w
What happened to just silly fun dumb shit like this?
>>5651375
Can't appreciate the good without the bad
Also I like feeling sad over cartoons
Passionate emotions of any kind feel great if nothing bad happened in reality
I want my heart to bleed for my waifu
Not like I don't love the happy stuff too
Requests?
>>5651421
I guess some part of me must feel similarly, why else would I be watching a show with such consistent suffering for it's characters? I can't bring myself to hope for their suffering though, that just seems heartless. How can I claim to love a character and then turn around and say they should suffer so I can relate to them more?
>>5651448
Bob giving Leggy some good luck kisses
>>5651405
In time anon, but we still have a war to win.
CHEESE SANDWICH, AS PRETTY AS CAN BE
CHEESE SANDWICH, WHY CAN'T SHE BE HAPPY
>>5651415
Plot thickens, and when it thickens it hits the fan then splashes all over the comedy.
>>5651448
Armstrong beating a bowl of mince meat please.
>>5651458
OH NO BOB.
You're fucking killing me anon. You're shattering my heart into a billion pieces and you're right. How could I doubt his wisdom?
I still can't do it, even though I accept it's true. I can't wish suffering on my beautiful babies.
>>5651448
This but with Pearl.
>>5651483
Never wish bad on them. Just know it's a part of life and they will get through it.
>>5651470
Let's be fair man, that same episode had one of the heaviest, deepest moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AytVfb8FQ8c
One of the only non fusion-related ones for Garnet, too.
>>5651492
That's the worst part.
I dont know if they will get through it.
When will the good times come? Will they be waiting forever?
>>5651484
I don't know what went wrong
>>5651501
the rubies are dead and Steven killed them, maybe he's the one who deserves to suffer the most
>>5651501
Oh if it's the Rubies uhh
good luck anon. Just gotta hope.
>>5651448
This with Lapis.
>>5651452
Here is Bob giving Leggy a hug i drew a while ago
>>5651493
>"Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you."
>"I should never have let one of them be me."
Wow. My latent garnetfag instincts really start kicking in when I see this scene.
I'm not usually one to say this, but I think the crewniverse made a real mistake when they shoehorned her into fusion thing. She had so much more potential.
>>5651520
I know dude, I suggested that one too.
Thanks for drawing for us, you make some cute gems.
>>5651509
Kek, that's good bro thanks!
>>5651512
>>5651514
I have hope.
I hope to see them on the other side
>>5651501
Don't worry anon I'm sure they'll be back someday, but it's hard to know when.
>>5651538
I want to trust that the crewniverse will pull through, but I'm worried they'll just forget about them.
>>5651554
Have faith, Centi came back, they'll be back for sure.
>>5651557
>Centi came back
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>5651566
Wat?
>>5651566
But she did come back.
Technically she came back twice, and there's basically no way that she isn't coming back a third time to be fully healed when steven finally learns how.
>>5651564
>2014
KEK, fucking foreshadowing.
GIVE ME DELICIOUS MEMES!
>>5651609
COMING AT YA
>>5651619
I've finally found him...
the Iblis Trigger!
i heard its going to end in 2018. is it true???
>>5651632
nah, trumps first term ends 2020.
>>5651629
florido doesn't deserve to have her lapis lazuli surrounded by a bunch of gross zuke lapis lazulis
>>5651519
The neck is weird like in the picture not only because I'm bad
>>5651524
Thanks anon
>>5651653
>>5651632
we have another two half seasons to go, so the show should last around another year if it doesn't get renewed
>>5651662
Don't you see?
florido Lapis is the megaman to the zuke robot masters
>>5651629
>they all look the same
or is that the joke
>>5651669
>voting for a dude
What are you, fucking gay?
>>5651663
This but amethyst with cat ears?
Why is it so hard to draw /sug/?
>>5651681
Fuck off nigger faggot.
>>5651699
draw everyday, it'll get easier and fun
>>5651689
Intriguing, but highly disturbing
>>5651709
who the fuck said life gets easier and fun?
you've been lied to boi
>>5651689
How do they walk without getting the back fingers caught/broken on things as it drags along
Still, rad as fuck
>>5651699
It takes 10,000 hours to master a skill, draw for 10,000 hours and it won't be hard anymore.
>>5651718
f a t
a
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>>5651727
A S S
S
S
I want this with Lapis and Peri
>>5651726
Just have fun. if you think it looks like shit it can still be meme material
>>5651726
do you have to make an account on skycow to get into the group draws? because every time i try to get in it asks for a password I don't have
>>5651718
TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK OF ____
>>5651745
what are you implying?
>>5651753
ANUSES
>>5651753
JAWS
FLEXIBILITY ROBIN SHOWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBaxZsW9Cy8
>>5651748
I just leave the password field blank I think, so long as you put in a username it should let you in.
>>5651762
>I was a sponge
>>5651693
>>5651699
Keep going anon. I believe in you.
>>5651800
Perfection, thanks anon!
>>5651809
Heh, thanks anon. Hopefully some day I won't be totally shit at drawing.
>>5651813
>>5651800
The head kind of became a void there. Fixed it.
>>5651830
I mean, you're not TOTALLY shit.
So congrats on meeting that milestone.
>>5651833
I see, thanks again anon, really good work!
>>5651830
Try to do at least one drawing a day even if it's just a dumb doodle
>>5651841
Like they said. You aren't total shit.
>>5651843
I'm glad you enjoy it!
I'm going to work on getting my lines to be less shaky.
>>5651852
>>5651841
I'll try to keep working at it. Thanks for the encouragement.
>>5651852
>Not naming it cheeto dust
>>5651863
>>5651885
KEK
>>5650925
Has this been done with Holo-Pearl with a neutral expression.
>>5651892
No
I should do that one though. It will be a pain removing all of Pearl from the background though. Should be fun.
http://skycow.us/r/StevenU
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>>5651935
>>5651941
'sbyotiful
EVERYBODY NEEDS A FRIEND AND I'VE GOT ___ AND ___ AND ___
>>5651970
you, you, you
>>5651970
penny, chip and used napkin
>>5651978
oh that's clever.
>>5651970
Armstrong, Lefty, and Clover.
>>5651988
I know, man. It took me a second when I read it at first but then I realized what it would look like to the original poster.
>>5651986
What happened with the left shoulder?
>>5651998
I messed up when trying to color it
>>5651998
It represents the darkness in her soul threatening to take hold
If you want to color an outline in skycow, how do you make it so it doesn't overwrite the sketched outline? I've never really used drawing programs.
>>5652050
You don't.
Skycow left out an important feature of different layers which could help with that exact purpose.
Are there any Lapis rape fics out there? You know, Lapis taking out her disgusting pedo lust on Steven, Connie, or any of the poor innocent children of Beach City and beyond? I ask, because I awoke this morning with an image in my head: Steven, suspended by watery tentacles. He was nude, one such appendage flowing in and out of his ass as Lapis worshiped the precum and forced ejaculate that flowed out of the weeping child.
Really though, any Gemdom fics would be appreciated.
>>5652144
Aside from whatever pic related what deprived from, no.
>>5652161
I see. Clearly I must write one.
>>5651408
when in doubt, blame zuke
LAPIS YOU FUCKING SLUT!
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
IMA FIND YOU AND IMA FUCK YOUR ASS SO I'D THINK MY COCK WAS A DIAMOND
>>5652263
That doesn't seem fair.
There are a lot of artists.
>>5651408
I almost like her cracked design better than her normal one. But the whole mirror eyes thing would have made it hard for expression.
>>5650338
When is next episode?
Or is this another 6months surprise hiatus and we'll get a bomb?
>>5652322
We don't know
>>5652292
bad dog, get back in your bubble
>>5651335
But would Peridot miss it since it's gone to shit in season 5? Or is she naively hoping the show would turn back into its former glory
>>5651350
>if Peridot were faced with Lapis and Jasper tier suffering
Imagine HER trapped in a mirror, coerced into fusion, trapped in a fusion, corrupted and anything before, after or in between
Memedot wouldn't be so memey anymore. And that's sad
>>5651434
>chicken licking a frog
This goes against nature but it sure is cute
>>5652006
I am keeping this.
>>5650338
Jasper is fat
All I want to do is see a vagina.
A naked woman's vagina
>>5652322
Thanksgiving, but take it with a grain of salt because I don't know this site.
http://mstarsnews.musictimes.com/articles/114556/20160928/steven-universe-season-4-gem-harvest-confirmed-air-thanksgiving-day.htm
>>5652361
It really does need more
>>5652406
>>5651448
Jasper letting Koichi ride on her back
>>5652364
>gem harvest on thanksgiving
>harvest
>thanksgiving
Are you fucking serious
>>5652450
>THREE FREEZE
>>5652466
I don't know for sure, another anon said it and I just googled it, that's what I got, I'm hoping super hard that it's the case though.
>>5651448
Sapphire gives Ruby or another gem a riddle, "I'm cold, but how?"
They give a answer and Sapphire responds by saying, "Nope, i have a cold" and proceeds to sneeze icicles in their face.
>>5652466
whos gem is going to get harvested
BIG ORANGE HIPS AND THIGHS
>>5652502
>homeworld comes and collects peridot/another crystal gem
Would love it.
>>5652502
Eyeball is going to come back, kill Steven, and take his gem
Gem Harvest will be the final episode, RIP
>>5652567
Okay /sug/, I shattered my phone screen the other day, what gem should I change my phone's lock screen to?
>>5652587
Can't go wrong with canon.
>>5652587
>>5652587
Fuck if i know.
>>5652587
pink diamond
>>5652600
Oh anon
the little Jasper collectively inside all of us now weeps
>>5652587
my diamond your diamond
>>5652587
So if that silhouette we saw in the answer was indeed our lapis, and she was indeed a member of the nobility or whatever, how is it that a quartz and a peridot were able to push her around and make her go back to earth? Shouldn't she outrank them? Did the blue court collapse or something? How was lapis ever considered as an informant? She spent most of her time on earth staring at space. She'd have outdated info at best. Was homeworld really not regularly checking up on earth to the point that 6000 year old info was considered valuable?
Are the diamonds all retards or something?
These are the thoughts I wake up with.
sug is dead
The lock screen is lapis
>>5652650
She was from earth and was a presumed rogue so the rank wouldn't matter.
>>5652653
no shit
>>5652650
they probably didn't think any of the rebels would survive the corruption nuke
>>5652650
BD and YD have had some very specific beef. Their colors demand it.
And YD came out on top, which is why Jaspidot shat on her so freely. Sore winners
>>5652718
are you using a mouse anon?
>>5652650
I don't remember anything about her being a noble, I believe she was more like a scout, blue diamond could have lost her power since it's been 5000 years but it's too early to tell, they weren't aware about lazuli and probably didn't care, they probably interrogated her until she spoke about earth.
>>5652664
Not him but Lapis is in fact a HW gem, maybe not a noble though.
>>5652745
is this a leak
>>5652749
Yeah.
>>5652752
wat, it's obviosuly from fusion cousine
>>5652650
I'm guessing that despite her place in the social order, she specifically was long forgotten, and when someone suddenly comes along talking about coming from Earth and being trapped for thousands of years with a very ancient mindset, her value as an informant trumps her social position
>>5652761
are you sleepy anon
>>5652773
Obviously* , no, just retarded.
>>5652650
YD also only mentioned (or only had recorded in her files...) Jasper to Peridot in Message Received, not Lapis. No idea how mission management is handled.
And we don't truly know the process of Lapis getting onto the handship in the first place. Did she make it back to HW or was she picked up en route by the ship, and so many questions about what went down when she set foot on HW. Either she made a big scene or they have tight security to get noticed like that (she did managea to make a private call to earth to warn Steven). I guess she also stood out like a sore thumb, dressed like a caveman essentially
>>5652757
A mouse is really hard to draw with. You should try drawing on paper as well.
>post best bunny gem
look at this fucking thing
>>5652815
>>5652812
Probably wouldn't hurt to try. I just tend to erase a lot and it leave a lot of erased line marks on my paper that I hate.
>>5652820
I don't wanna
>>5652820
it's ugly as shit
>>5652851
Look. at. it.
>>5652875
>tfw we will never have the Smokey concept art as canon
>>5652875
Eh, i may have changed my opinion on smokey since that leak.
But she is still butt ugly, glad her personalty pulled her through.
>>5652875
>so when two obese failures fuse they make another bigger failure?
>>5652890
The concept art is so much better than the thing we got it's not even funny.
>>5652890
but it's the same minus hair
>>5652847
Yea eraser marks are annoying. Try going over in pen after and the marks aren't as annoying then
>>5652912
>pearl really is a pedophile
>>5652912
>Pearl bites Smoky's dick and won't let go like a lizard so Smoky tries to shake her off over a cliff
>>5652922
>Hair looks significantly better
>Double arm joint is hard to see, but seems to look a bit better. admittedly, could just be the angle.
>It's chubby like Steven and Amethyst rather than completely obese
>Yoyo is studded
It looks way better in the concept art. I don't know what they were thinking with the changes.
>>5652929
I guess I'll have to give it a shot.
>>5652963
Current version might be easier to animate?
>>5652935
Oh gee anon, stop that.
>>5652890
Going with small hands was one of the design missteps. An arm tapering down into a significantly smaller hand only serves to accentuate rotundity
Just look at Jasper here. She is very fat, but her larger hands help to balance out her full figure.
>>5652917
I just realized something... The name of the yo-yo trick that they beat Jasper with
In KYF Smoky says:
>Now you guys can see exactly how I beat Jasper. This is a little trick I like to call "Walk the dog"!
>DOG
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
>>5652987
>>5652921
>>5652917
>>5652912
>>5652908
>>5652907
Anon's pretty open about being a chubby chaser.
>>5653007
the only chubby girl I like is Knuckles
This is the best ruby
>>5652996
walk the dog is actually a legit yoyo trick, in which you do a sleeper then you literally walk the yoyo on the floor
>>5653020
I want to caress the interior of Bismuth's mouth with my scarlet sausages
>>5652985
I mean, it doesn't seem like the smokey we got was any where near as difficult to animate as some other fusions or even some solo gems we've had.
I might just not know much about animation.
>>5652996
>Going with small hands was one of the design missteps. An arm tapering down into a significantly smaller hand only serves to accentuate rotundity
Yeah, that makes sense
>>5652996
Nice catch, after seeing the crying breakfast friends shorts I realized that this meant that home world gems would fuse with the cgs to make an even spookier malachite!
>>5653031
>when your autism comes into play
Hey everyone, how's is everything?
Sorry I haven't been posting,.been really busy with some interesting girl related stuff's.
>>5653071
Write me a story about pearl pooping
No one is safe from Greg's endless lust
no one
>>5653033
IMPOSTER
>>5653071
>interesting girl related stuff's.
>implying your a girl
>you're interested in a girl
>or hopefully both
>>5653059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c74H0oOIg1A
>>5653044
If they struggled holding Alexandrite together as early as Fusion Cuisine, and it wasn't even their first time, then something like a complete CG/HW fusion is beyond far flung even at endgame.
>>5653099
It's not that we don't believe you, it's that the name of the most basic yo-yo trick is common knowledge
>>5653098
Lapis looks like she memed a little too hard here
>>5653157
Sudden life with the greenbean is a shock to Lapis' system
She's still adjusting
>>5653098
That looks nothing like Lapis.
>>5653150
>not the invisible man
>>5653150
unless lapis "DOES HER THING" and keeps them all rapebound to her body
>>5653007
i am a chubby chaser
>>5653197
>Lapis forcibly keeping everyone fused to her
>you're ALL my prisoners now!
Is this the endgame?
>>5653203
lapis' rape fetish ends up saving the world
>>5653098
As in "I went on a date and it got very sexual" type of interesting girl thing
>>5653203
At least Jasper would consent, make her job a little easier
>the HW gems and CGs are in their fusion mind realm together
>Lapis keeps half of them bound in chains with the weight of the ocean, while Jasper keeps at least two in a perpetual headlock
Protect him.
>>5653238
Aww! That sounds so wonderful, I'm so happy for you!
I'm always down for that blowjob if I'm ever in the states though mister.
>>5653240
Wrong.
>>5653234
>a pedophile with a rape fetish
fug
>>5653241
>him
look at those thighs
>>5653071
Mr. Bones! Good to see you, have you finished any of those request?
>>5653260
>sexy thighs are exclusive to women
>>5653256
>Lapis just being in character
>Pearl licking her sweat to quench her thirst
>Amy's whip proving effective on Jasper for once
>Sapphire has no chill, goes straight for the pussy
>Ruby fearing this is actual a fidelity test
>Peridot doesn't know what she's doing
>Jasper getting what she deserves
https://discord.gg/NWKS9
>>5653255
Thanks a bunch Anon, but she seems like a real keeper
She is 4,11 and has a Amethyst body type and is really into BDSM and has a Daddy kink.
She's pretty unf for me
>>5650370
SAVAGE
>>5653071
What's a girl?
did they fugg?>
>>5653353
They're kinda like those things you call your waifu
>>5653366
maybe. rose was kind of a slut
>tfw your body sends you mixed messages and you could have anything between an upset bowel and a torn gut
also lapissbendingwhenyaddayaddayadda
>Peridot went from a no-nonsense cold underling to a meme machine that screams like an autist
>Lapis went from a suffering water goddess to a weeb NEET so riddled with PTSD that she tries to destroy tablets like a retard
I can't wait for Jasper to get hit hard so everybody can be mad about it.
>>5653409
I want to hit Jasper
>>5653394
>tentadick
>>5653417
I want to punch Jasper on her lips with my lips
>>5653260
Thanks to you debating it's gender Armstrong has turned to a life of crime to get by.
You got the bad end anon!
>>5653394
I wish I got to see the malachite lewd
>>5653448
Being a NEET with superpowers is pretty ideal
>>5653468
moar
>>5650370
Super late reply but thanks for doing my request!
What if Pink Diamond isn't kill?
>>5653603
Auuehhw yeas
>malachite happened to be flying overhead
>Alexandrite happened to have her fists fly up and have a huge erection
It's all coincidental
>>5653598
WWJD? What would Jasper do?
>>5653603
>two vagoos
my sides
>>5653688
Her body really just is lapis' upper half on top of Jasper's own
>>5653708
>jasper on bottom
such symbolism
>>5653708
>>5653708
It really is, it even kinda looks like Lapis's skirt when it transitions to Jasper's body.
>>5653729
>lapis on top
what did they mean by this
>>5653745
That Jasper on top would look top-heavy and retarded, Malachite probably wouldn't be able to walk.
>>5653745
Ian knows
>>5651935
so this one is pretty dead
will we create another one or stay on this one?
>>5653734
>tfw The Sweets disconfirmed handfeet Jasper
>>5653745
Lapis knows how to throw a party
>>5653782
>jasper can't give foot jobs
>>5651521
That episode sucked though. I mean it was cute until Steven started freaking out, and Garnets explanation of future vision was great, but everything after that just made it seem like future vision was just the ability to be super paranoid all the time. Winter Forecast was much better demonstration of how it works (the fact that it usually has to be ignored in order for each episode's plot to happen notwithstanding)
>"Haven't you Notice I'm A Star" brought up again
foreshadowing?
>>5653782
>busted handfeet theory
>confirmed belly stripe and strong fat
>>5653755
Now that's a hilarious thought.
Jasper's big bulky top half on top of Lapis' delicate little lower half.
Malachite would just fall over all the time.
>>5653763
>Drill me
>>5652364
>article cites "a thread on Reddit"
>not immediately leaving the page and utterly disregarding everything on it
>>5653755
>>5653820
it could've been great
>>5653808
haven't you noticed I'm a star tells the story of jasper being born as the world is "turning", becoming a star because she's the perfect quartz and super tough, pushing through everything thrown at her with determination, and then crashing back to earth and falling from grace by getting beaten up by the cgs and corrupted
>>5653816
That is important. I also love the lyrics choice Sucrose attached presumably from Lapis' POV
>"I don't care if you don't want me, I'm YOURS right now!"
Jasper backpedaled on that
>I want you and I want to be YOURS right now!
>>5653820
Can I just say it was total bullshit that the melons were able to trip a quadruped handtaur
>>5653808
Karaoke is usually done with popular (or classic) songs. That's the only pop song we've really heard in the show. Though I wouldn't be surprised if the lyrics related to the plot somehow
>>5653878
>ywn be pink diamond
>ywn have an army of hot amazons who would die for you
>>5653808
I think Connie really stole the show during the karaoke session.
Although she did only join in when the very "focus on me" lyrics kicked in, I don't really like what that implies.
>>5653930
>ywn die for your army of hot amazons
>>5653943
Connie's VA is a good singer, The Jam Song is one of my favorites.
>>5653788
>lapis was imprisoned 5k years
>tossed in a cell
>Jasper became Lapis' prisoner
>Jasper says "earth IS a prison"
>she's orange like a prisoner's duds
The two eternal prisoners
At least Peridot found that earth can set you free. They'll come around one day, Lapis is getting there at least
>>5653973
Shit taste you have there, Connie is the worst part of this show.
>>5653943
I don't really get you people trying to see context where absolutely none is. It's just the best part of the song, it implies nothing
>>5653977
I feel like Ocean Jasper has her own symbolism when it comes to Lapis and Jasper's relationship just because of her not-so-subtle name and because she was hunted down, assaulted, imprisoned and "forced upon" by Jasper, herself.
Her color, hair and monstrosity also remind me of Malachite.
Hey guys I cocreated /r/fuckpearl, AMA
>>5654051
do you want to fuck pearl
>>5654051
Fuck off
>>5654069
No, but I'd wine and dine her then take advantage of her drunk
>>5654051
Why did you tell us that?
>>5654051
When will Jasper come back
>>5654069
Why else would I have created the thread
>>5654051
fine. I am neither a reddit connoisseur nor ever really listening to peope talking about it. Is it supposed to be for people hating pearl or people wanting to fuck pearl? Or is it a clumsy abbreviation for people wanting to hear pearl say fuck?
>>5654051
When do you plan to hang yourself?
>>5654051
Why do something as pointless as that?
>>5654094
>Jasper is actual garbage
I wanna kick your opinion's ass
>>5654094
>Pearl hate
well that's absolutely fucking gay. How does that call for it's own subreddit?
If you came home and a sweaty, feminine Pearl was in your room, what would you do?
>>5654096
WHen the world is ready for the first Livestream Auto-Erotic-asphyxiation-Suicide
>>5654112
I used to really like this show, but /r/stevenuniverse might be the most cancerous subreddit I've ever been to, so I made it to piss them off. I really didn't expect it to become an auto-bannable offense in like 3 SU subs and be recognized in other subreddits alltogether.
>>5654122
Someone has to do it
>>5654125
tell her to fuck off
>>5654125
I'd ask her how she came to be and use that knowledge to physically manifest memes I actually like. I'd probably also create an army of trump memes, primarily to trigger people.
>>5654125
Ask her where I can find a better gem.
Then I put her in The Nutshack.
>>5653995
That girl's getting too big for her britches, Steven has spoiled her with a magical fate she has not earned or even worked at all for.
Now that she has other friends at school because Steven helped her not be a social dead fish she suddenly makes excuses not to hang out with him if no gem stuff is involved.
All the pushing Steven did at the start to get her to sing didn't work but now that the best and most attention grabbing part of the song comes up she folds like a leaf, and then she makes a beeline for the table which is in the centre of everyone, making sure that everyone can look at her.
Makes me sick I tell you, who knows what legendary gem artifact she's going to convince Steven to "lend" her next, after Rose's sword being put into her hands and being lost I wouldn't trust her with looking after her head.
>>5654133
Who cares about it though? Let them indulge in their cancerous bullshi if they want to.
>>5654133
>Someone has to do it
that's a load of shit and you know it.
>I used to really like this show, but /r/stevenuniverse might be the most cancerous subreddit I've ever been to, so I made it to piss them off
That I could get, by itself, in a vacuum. But..
>I really didn't expect to ... be recognized in other subreddits alltogether.
are you fucking retarded?
>>5654161
>the Yellow Diamond on Stevonnie's uniform was symbolizing Connie joining Homeworld.
Is this a place to request doodles of SU?
>>5654200
that's sick. steven's underage
>>5654200
Are you making a request or are you taking requests?
>>5654181
>>5654180
I can handle the Waifuing of /r/stevenuniverse for the most part, I really don't like the... let's call it "Obsession" of it (Met a guy online who litterally has 4 gigs of pearl pictures... its weird) , but what do you expect, it's a sub for the show.
It's more the fact that if you say ANYTHING negative about the show, you're a troll who obviously just doesn't like the best show on earth XD.
FOr example, someguy posted the Ratings of each episode after it aired, fair enough. One day ratings are kinda low, I say something along the lines of, "To be fair, it was a pretty bad episode." (I didn't like the episode.)
Downvoted to hell, called a troll and obviosuly I don't know quality when I see it.
Post episode discussion, say somethign along the lines of "It was an all right episode, could be better" downvoted into negatives, told that i was just "Wrong"
SEriously, fuck them
Getting mentioned on /r/politics was cool tho
>>5654161
>or even worked at all for.
she's been working her ass off for it
>>5654200
You can request art and/or do requests here if you want to.
>>5654161
bah.
I wouldn't call "having a life outside of steven" excuses. Unlike him she has to go to school and have a normal fucking life. Her being around all the time would be both concerning and unrealistic
well it also happened to be the very last part of the song. How else would you have done it? Chime in somewhere in the middle just so she DOESN'T sing that part?
>>5654234
>One day ratings are kinda low, I say something along the lines of, "To be fair, it was a pretty bad episode." (I didn't like the episode.)
>Downvoted to hell, called a troll and obviosuly I don't know quality when I see it.
Was it Last One Out of Beach City?
>>5654234
>he doesn't have at least 4 gigs of pictures of his gemfu
>>5654200
drawthreads
>>5654252
It doesn't matter, despite the reddit being pearlfaggotry, they do have that mentality.
>>5654252
I did do a comment about why i didn't like that episode a while ago, and it was downvoted to hell, but that wasn't specifically what I was reffering to.
DESU i just kinda dislike season 4 as a whole so far.
>>5654030
The choice of Jasper is no coincidence. Her looks don't really remind me of malachite though, only color (but there is the very interesting reveal that Jasper fused into another centaur, so it's either a japser thing or an instability thing)
Jailbreak
>Malachite is dragged under the ocean
Post-jailbreak/Chille Tide/up to SWI
>a constant battle under the ocean
SWI
>Jasper ends up falling into the ocean after being unfused
Alone at Sea
>Jasper pops up out of the water after weeks of trekking through it
>end up being socked back into the ocean
Gem Hunt
>hunts and collects the Ocean Jasper
Crack the Whip
>makes her entrance from the sea atop the Ocean Jasper
>fights Stevonnie while mounted on it
>retreats back into the sea
>Stevonnie takes notice: "I guess she lives in the ocean now."
And in Earthlings she starts the episode mocking and abusing the ocean jasper while it's behind bars. There's this perfect shot here while she foreshadows her own corruption: Jasper becomes the trapped (bubbled) monster, while that ocean Jasper then behind bars got free...like a mirror
Then when it comes to Jasper corrupting, she only shows signs after her first Lapis/Malachite reference since AaS: "nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay," getting teal blotches as she says it. Not Malachite's exact color, but it certainly harkens back to it as well as adding some familiar shades of green not found on the ocean Jasper- and no pink like what's found on that Jasper, either
>>5654234
>4 gigs of pearl pictures
I bet that's wall anon
>>5654200
requesting a doodle of Pearl,drunk
>>5654268
Yup, guys the biggest faggot I've ever seen. Convinced that pearl is real or something. I hope he finds a life outside of this show, dude needs normal neckbeard interests like videogames or anime.
>>5654234
you say all that shit like it surprises you. Of course large portions of reddit are huge echo chambers and hugboxes for retards. Have we been looking at the same website? This is has always been my core experience with forums in general, reddit like any other.
>>5654293
I said something about a drop in quality on /r/gameofthrones and got upvoted, said something about it on /r/bettercallsaul and upvoted, even said something about it on /r/adventure time and was upvoted. I get they're echo chambers but StevenUniverse seems to be the most cancerous of them so far.
>>5654234
Again, who cares though? Who gives a shit if some people have an echo chamber? Are you mad because you got bullied by some cancerous idiots?
I'm gona go have a wank.
is there another Lapis thread on /aco/?
if not post some Lapis Lewds
>>5654290
he'd just do the same with vidya or anime
he's underage, making his obsession a hobby and bragging/showing off about it online is fun to him. in a year or so the obsession will fade and he will probably be embarrassed looking back. he reminds me of me acting like a tard online as a teen
>>5654329
>is there another Lapis thread on /aco/?
Not to my knowledge.
>>5654329
>>5654329
>>5654094
>hates pearl
>hates jasper
why do you suck so hard
>>5654236
Oh yeah a couple of months of sword fighting, totally deserves the deceased gem who saved the planet's sword for that.
>>5654312
I think it's just a matter of personal experience really. Honestly your examples would be quite a positive. And don't you think it's a bit dodgy to respond to an echo chamber with a subreddit that has a grounded opinion of one character in it's fucking title?
>>5654364
No, I don't give a shit, Pearl isn't even my waifu, it's just pointless to get mad over something so stupid, people are idiots, reddit is cancer, OP's a faggot, what's new?
>>5654368
Patreon version when
>>5654374
ooh, haven't seen this one
>>5654398
>tfw posting Lapis/Peridot porn gets you called a Lapidot shipper almost everytime
Kek
>>5654295
Quartzes and their long, pale hair
>>5654415
Good one, Zuke.
Come rub my nips.
>>5654380
she trains every week and has gone into danger by steven's side many times, whenever she could
considering she's a human who can't poof and doesn't have gem shield/bubble powers like steven, that's pretty damn ballsy
steven didn't "do anything" to deserve his magical destiny at first either, but he was always willing to do his best and has since proven himself many times, just like she's willing and is gradually proving herself
>>5654447
>implying your nips are worth it
>>5654447
Commin
>>5654364
>Runs away from the thread because people aren't echoing his opinion
>>5654329
Hope you don't mind M/M Bob lewds.
>>5654447
Hi anon
I just drew this for you, it took me a little over 2 hours. Hope you love it
>>5654463
And what has she actually done?
She took on two gem lobotomites, that's all she's done with her training. Anything meaningful has been reliant on Steven fusing with her. So what if she worked her ass off, she's still nothing and will never not be nothing. She's too weak to get into any real danger because Steven will have to save her so what's the point of her even training? She'll never be able to take on a real gem, the actual legitimate threats, so why does she even try?
>>5654510
I love it
>>5650338
Whats a good, SFW thing I can stick on my laptop, subtle enough it isn't obvious but people in the know will know its about Steven Universe
>>5654506
Bob is such a good sport.
The skycow is back to business, so if anyone would like to join:
skycow.us/r/StevenU
>>5654539
don't see why you want to, but try the three diamonds
>>5654539
corrupted gem
Diamond authority symbol
Abstract Homeworld uniform
Character silhouette
Their gemstones
Sea spire
Temple
>>5654539
Are we talking random show asset obscure or "square root of 546"-obscure?
((for everyone getting the latter, we'll meet again in hell))
>>5654539
Jasper's meaty fist
>>5654539
yellow star sticker
I want Lapis to be a cuckqueen rubbing her cunt in the corner while Peri gets rammed by Amethyst's nigger cock
>>5654615
*Steven gets rammed
>>5654571
those fists aren't just for attracting mates
>>5654516
to help steven
he's also much stronger when he's fused with her, he wouldn't of been able to take on jasper without her. he's too soft to be an efficient attacker, his strength lies in defense tactics so he should focus on that. and then they come together to make the perfect warrior. and he needs her emotionally as well
and heck, maybe she'll be strong enough by herself as she gets older, bigger, and more skilled. if she's able to cut up the lobotomites she can probably do the same with normal gems as long as she lands her attacks and avoids getting hit
I'm glad there's a full human character that's learning to stand toe-to-toe with gems. It would be the lame if the entirety of the human race were all just weak dopes that needed to be protected from everything. Just like Pearl overcame what she was made to be through ceaseless hard work, there's also a human trying her hardest to be more than what she is. Do you want all humans to just sheepishly accept their inferiority?
>>5654615
*I want Jasper to be a cuckqueen rubbing her cunt in the corner while Lapis gets rammed by Steven's quartz cock
>>5654615
>implying this didn't already happen
>>5654650
They sure attracted me.
>>5654539
a crying breakfast cereal sticker
>>5654539
aesthetic screenshots?
http://su-aesthetic.tumblr.com/archive
>>5654679
>peridot will never get her lady parts destroyed by three amethysts
jaspearl and lapearl confirmed best ships
>>5654703
>http://su-aesthetic.tumblr.com/archive
Pepe's burgers is brilliant
>>5654730
>my ruby and lapis drawing still intact
it's the first time this has happened
Are there more than 1 rose quart
Are there Opals with only 1 gem
>small opal
>>5654730
We know this.
>>5654755
that's brilliant
>>5654753
mods aren't retard this time
>>5654415
>get a compliment for posting something new
>not one mention of lapidot
>complain about being called a lapidot shipper
>>5654672
But we are inferior to gems, that's the fact. If gems were to exist we would have no hope, so how come she gets to be special while we're stuck with nothing? She shouldn't be able to do that, she should be held back, dragged back until she realises how pathetic training and fighting against a superior enemy really is. There's no way she can win, no way any normal person could win, so why bother? Just give up, that's what I always do when faced with things I can't win against.
>>5654777
There's only one mod.
>>5654799
she/he isn't retard
>>5654755
why is jasper a cat?
>>5654672
A mere Pearl is faster and stronger than any human could ever hope to be.
There's just no way that she can win, they are a masterpiece.
They're rocks too hard because they're not a mortal man.
>>5654787
You misunderstood me
>>5654787
he must be a lapidotfag if he's that retarded
>>5654828
>Drawings are super small because stupidly small whiteboard
>Faggots pitifully trying to upscale blurry messages.
I may sound like a total indexer but jesus that shit is just too tiny to understand how anyone could try to do requests on.
>>5654842
she's a tiger
>>5654849
What did I misunderstand?
>>5654883
>are you said me now
>>5654791
>Connie keep training to keep up with the gems
>But she will never be even close to them
>She'll get killed when faced a strong adversary
A man can dream
>>5654907
Are you?
>>5654862
>trying to upscale blurry messages.
What?
>>5654415
fixed
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1994347
>>5654907
You are a baby bird.
>>5654935
Yeah
Anon has wings
>>5654934
>a slut for Universes
>>5654916
If it was meant as a joke it falls pretty flat.
Basically you're bringing up a situation that's entirely irrelevant since no one called you a lapidot shipper and it comes off as trying to look like the victim rather than trying to be funny.
Kek doesn't really mean much since it's pretty common for retards to use it like "lol" where they pretend their comments with really obvious intent are just jokes.
Would you fuck a gem's pussy, dick or a gems actually reproductive organ?
assuming gems have such organ.
What do you think it would look like or do?
be creative and don't let it imitate a vag or cock