HG thread.
235th Express Games!
Lord Beerus
Maria and Harusame
Your Waifu
cirno
Regulus Corneas
Cinnamon Roll
Ley Batenkaitos
Anon's Favorite Guy
The Player
Plump Little Peach
>>5633009
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5633009
Chi-Chi
>>5633009
Half-Minute Yushia
Tenebrae
Bolice Boodalidy :DDDD
>>5633009
Sakura Saber
Kiyohime
Mike Pence
YA BOI GUZMA
Tamamo no Mae
Rabbit
Eggman-kun
say hi to ERP
Shiro
>>5633066
hi to erp
Atago's Ass
This is beyond dead hours
Ringabel
>>5633082
>throws brick
>>5633081
Keep in mind that if I don't win I beat you up
>>5633081
>>5633082
>>5633038
If you may kindly.
Orihara Izaya
>>5633091
Dink?
>Brake
i love girls who teeth are too big for their mouths
>>5633081
it's on
I need porn. I NEED IT.
>>5633094
>kicks out
>>5633112
But why?
>>5633122
I'll give you 5 bucks for that dress.
Looks like the one I lost today
>>5633134
You forgot to pay the toll
>>5633139
... Since when was this a toll road?
>>5633091
>ducks
I-it's much too early for this!
>>5633093
You're much too kind.
>>5633144
I'm not one to ignore the cries of another.
>>5633144
>>5633156
Since a few minutes ago, the prime minister gave out the order.
>>5633163
F
>>5633175
>>5633166
Uhuh.. And how much is this sudden new toll that no one else apart from I had to pay?
>>5633193
How much did you owe me for that last drink?
>>5633179
>>5633204
Saved by an Arena!
>>5633202
I uh... Had my people give your people that money for the drink... You haven't gotten it now? How peculiar.
>>5633227
F
>>5633230
You won't be able to hide that from me, we're friends.
>>5633237
>>5633248
Saved by the feast?
>>5633242
... Fine
>slips him a really bad counterfeit bill
>like, drawn in crayon bad
That'll sought everything out.. R-Right?
>>5633275
That'll do for now pig that'll do.
>>5633284
>SEETHING
I want to fuck Rachnera while Izaya is forced to watch.
>>5633272
Winner next slide get out your fucking money
>>5633295
>tfw you find out shinra apparently gets saika in the new season.. If they animate it that is.
I probably should read up more on my source..
>>5633299
Sure, knock yourself out.
>>5633305
5 dollar on Shiro
>>5633305
>>5633326
Thank you for hosting.
>>5633326
Congratulations Shiro, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>5633320
That would be soon at all. but when you think about isn't she a good match? Celty is still number one though
>>5633347
And thanks for playing!
>>5633358
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5633358
Thanks for the game
>>5633358
thanks for hosting
>>5633358
Thanks for hosting, Yuno
Junko vs Hoshi
>>5633357
Celty is pretty top tier. Even if she is scared by some little cops.
>>5633377
Day of the Feet
>>5633358
Thanks for hosting.
>>5633358
Something something hosting
>>5633378
The fuck you say about my little Celty? She's perfect in every way
>>5633358
Thanks for hosting the dead.
I want to fuck Weeaboo Saber.
>>5633404
me too
>>5633404
I want to fuck you, anon
If it was any deader in here, Dean would be trying to fuck it
>>5633411
okay deal
>unzips duck
I want one of those hamster water tanks over my bed so that I may suckle water out of it while I lay down
>>5633409
Tbh I want to fuck all of them except Nero and Mordred because fuck Madao.
>>5633418
you can make that dream a reality
>>5633418
I want one of those hamster balls but without holes so I can suffocate and did
>>5633429
>did
Why must autocorrect always disappoint me
>>5633414
>kissu
>>5633400
She's an 8/10 at best.
>>5633435
>kk
>>5633438
She's priceless so she has no number!
>>5633443
Who tf u talking to
>>5633443
What?
>>5633446
She can't even give the succ
Sooo.... how's it going?
>>5633443
huh
Alright guys, we need more people from the western genres.
>>5633464
nah
>>5633459
There's better ways and I don't mind the no head
>>5633464
No thanks.
(Post a song that fits your ava perfectly, cannot be from the same source/series)
https://youtu.be/mpe1R6veuBw
>>5633464
I'M JUST ONE MAAAAAAN
>>5633464
Nah
>>5633464
Nah
>>5633459
Izaya what the hell do you think you're doing?
>>5633480
nice rp
ps. kys baron
>>5633464
Oh good luck with that, the only way we can encourage people to is...why it's making a club for only cartoons, and I heard we already had one that faded away.
>>5633470
Does Celty give the spooky black smoke succ?
>>5633488
Role-playing obviously
That's what we're all here for.
>>5633493
Suggestion: Ending your life will ensure you never have to hear from Baron again
>>5633496
No comment, Izaya-chan. I don't kiss and tell especially to you.
>>5633508
I thought we were here for the free autism injections.
>>5633508
You can play Dungeons and Dragons after the mission is completed.
We have reasons to believe that Mokou has been selling goverment secrets to the Chinese, I need you to capture and interrigate her
>>5633483
>>5633485
What?
G'day mates
>>5633510
kys baron
>>5633527
>kissu best daughter
>>5633527
>kissu
>>5633537
P-please refrain from doing that, Anon.
>>5633538
And you aswell! Cease this at once. It is making me feel uncomfortable!
>>5633526
>Taps into Federal phone lines under user account "Mokou"
How interesting. I wonder what kind of cruel monster would sell information so great it could assure Mutaul Annihilation.
Conclusion: This Mokou needs to be stopped.
>>5633535
Repeating experiments will only result in simaler conclusions.
>>5633527
>kissu
>>5633559
Our communication line has been breached, Izaya, destroy all evidence
everyone Kiss the girl!
>>5633571
wow so funny
FFOOOOOOOOOOOOOX DIIIIIIIEEEEE
>dead
Nah I'm just playing
>>5633562
...I will accept this show of affection from you, Mother. Just this once.
>>5633571
Righto.
>>5633527
>kisses her cheek
>>5633571
k
>>5633527
>kissu
>>5633559
>Mutual
I really need to upgrade my word proccessors.
>>5633568
Under N.S.A.Protocol, all telephone useage is recorded. I am afraid it is too late for that, we must stop her.
>>5633512
Aww come on, you can trust me... Would I ever sell information on your kinky adventures with a headless women to anyone?
>>5633515
That's only when hoshis around...
>>5633526
What kind of government secrets huh?
And uh... Whats the going rate on selling them?
>>5633576
You will have to accept my shows of affection every single time or you wont get dessert
>>5633579
>>5633580
>The cute loli dragon resignes to her inevitable faith, accepting the kissus with neither joy or regret
>>5633591
Blackmailing your own poor daughter? What did I do to deserve such a horrible faith?!
>>5633583
Grimsdottir, figure out who the hell tapped in our communication line
>>5633586
Someone has tapped into our conversation, the mission is over
>>5633586
You know the answer already, you would get rich off my love
>>5633596
...right, tally-ho then Miss, I should hip hip away from you.
>>5633596
You didnt get me a gift on mothers day
>>5633568
>>5633598
Alright sir! But.. The only evidence is in my brain...
>pulls out a gun
>shoots himself in the head
Master agent
>Dies
>>5633601
... I'd atleast share the money with you.
>>5633598
It was some woman called mokou sir.
>>5633606
You talk funny. Keep talking and I might decide not to freeze you solid.
>>5633607
Yes I did. You ate it before I got the chance to properly gift it to you. You have the voracious appetite of two dozen men!
>>5633616
Celty wouldn't like that, Izaya. It's time to leave goodbye
>>5633629
You cant blame me for that, dragons have like a bunch of stomachs! It's natural for us to eat a lot
>>5633629
If you must need to freeze my motion steady, then go on ahead Miss, I won't object.
>>5633631
Yeah I probably should head off soon aswell, catch you on the flipside homie.
>>5633638
You will get fat one day, Mother. Unacceptable! And we are not dragons, we are Manakete, a proud and ancient race! What have you done the past thousand years?
>>5633639
I said that you talk funny. Please keep talking with that funny accent.
Aussiefags hours i guess
>>5633647
Having fun?
We already defeated the big bad dragon so Im allowed to do that, right?
>>5633647
I am dreadfully sorry Madame, but this is my voice, I truly am speaking it, lest you're asking for the words I speak. Righto? Cheerio? Hip hip tally-ho? Is that what you are seeking?
>>5633665
...Yes Mother, you can have fun like you always have. But Naga stop me if I have to clean up the mess you make again.
>>5633664
All hours seem to be aussiefag hours these days.
What happen to Gogo?
>be me
>buy MGSV
>meet ocelot
>he doesn't sperg out in the middle of missions
>no qt 2hu waifu following him
Shit game/10. Wouldn't recommend.
>>5633664
OH CROIKEY MATE WHO WANTS A QUICK 24 ON THE BAAAAHBIE
>>5633678
topkek
>>5633672
But it wasnt me that did that mess
It was the other me! Im as innocent as a butterfly
>>5633678
>Ocelot
>not sperging
I don't even know what game you played
>>5633678
is he coming to?
>>5633683
Do it faggot.
>>5633668
Funny words. Funny person. Are you an assassin? Do you want to capture me and sell me off to the highest bidder? If Yes to all of the mentioned, you make a poor impression.
>>5633685
You can be whatever you want to be if you promise you'll never leave me all alone again
>Hugs
I will be back home for dinner, I promise.
>>5633683
Nah
>>5633694
Ok then.
I just remembered I've not finished adding my new events in yet anyway.
>>5633694
I already said it was the other me that did all that, I would never leave you alone!
I promise!
>>5633694
Oh no, by the Queen, may god save her, I would never, I am just a boy, I used to be a blacksmith's apprentice, it may sound rubbish but I enjoyed it for a small amount of my younger youth.
>>5633703
No. you imbecile. I thought that was an entry post. My name simply is Nah. Blame me mother and her creativity.
>>5633703
Host Lenny.
>>5633708
I'll take away your ice-cream if you fail that promise and...eat it infront of your grave?
.....That won't solve anything at all!
>>5633711
Okay. You can stop talking now, pipsqueek. Can you atleast talk without that accent?
>>5633678
>Watched duradura or whatever the fuck its called
>Izaya is actually THAT much of a edgy memelord
Hajime x Kerogerogerogero when?
>>5633714
Okay that's pretty funny. Sorry, I guess.
>>5633717
How many people are here, first of all? Maybe I can host a 36 with the events I've got so far.
>>5633720
No, I am terribly sorry Madame, and oh my, how you already knew my name, are you a mind-reader?
>>5633729
24.
Bump according to the UIDS
>>5633738
24 it is then.
New thread?
>>5633746
We good here
>>5633723
>PEOPLE STILL DON'T KNOW HE'S JUST RPING
>>5633746
Whatever you're more confortable with.
>>5633751
people still don't get your a betafag :^)
>>5633751
Is that Yukine when he thirsts for Hoshi's attention?
>>5633750
Alrighty.
First 24 then!
>>5633730
..Your name is actually Pipsqueek? What deviant woman was birthed you to curse you with a name that silly?
>>5633761
Mai Minakami
>>5633761
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5633761
Tamamo no Mae
>>5633761
Nah
>>5633761
Shiro
>>5633761
Mysterious Heroine X
>>5633761
Jasper
Female
>>5633761
Pip
>>5633763
Oh no, my name is Phillip, but people call me Pip because they rightfully think less of me.
>>5633761
Fantasy Seal
>>5633761
Sakura Saber
>>5633761
Accelerator
>>5633761
Regulus Corneas
>>5633761
V Lila F
>>5633761
Ringabel
>>5633783
You are funny and a tad annoying, I agree. But I can tolerate oyur prsence for now. And my name is Nah if you are interested.
>>5633761
My wife
>>5633761
Maria and Harusame
>>5633804
>vomits
>>5633796
Why thank you for blessing me with the knowledge of your name, Lady Nah. I do hope you will enjoy that little game that yellow man is hosting.
>>5633761
Artoria Pendragon
>>5633761
Sentry X-58
>>5633761
Lord Beerus
>>5633813
Probably not. But I appreciate the sentiment.
>>5633761
Eggman-kun
Check for mistakes, make swaps etc.
>>5633761
Reigen Arataka
>>5633845
District 12 looks overpowered...
Well, it's good Lenny, let's go.
You can already prepare the wincard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ9qWpa2rIg
>>5633828
Righto.
>>5633845
Why hello there District Member, I hope we get along together. But.
Swap
>>5633783
>>5633848
>>5633845
That white hair district.
>>5633845
>>5633848
I'll pass. Give this creepy man my spot. He'd fit right in.
>>5633845
You go? Okay. I win.
>>5633845
>>5633848
>>5633799
Would you be so kind to swap me, honey?
>>5633759
No. This is.
>>5633845
We are able to proceed.
>>5633855
>>5633858
>>5633862
Thank you for the warm reception. On behalf of you all, I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this challenge.
test
Let's get going then.
>>5633892
Let's begin.
>>5633892
Such an inferior machine doesn't deserve a weapon like this!
>>5633892
Smart move, I won the game of Janken after all, so this is mine now.
>>5633893
We both know that's not true Jackie....
Stay away from giant banana peels.
>>5633906
Too slow...
>>5633906
Do you really think you have any business dealing with I, Reigen Arataka, master exorcist of the twenty-first century?
>>5633906
Such an inferior organic doesnt deserve a weapon like this
>>5633906
>carefully cuts a branch.
Well, that's not a crossbow, that could come in handy, I'm quite proud of that spear to be honest.
>>5633906
I can't find any opponents around me...Why can't it just be one big brawlfest instead of searching for tributes?
>f tamamo no mae
>>5633933
You could just have said no you know... Oh yeah, of course, I forgot....
>>5633933
I'm picking up the presence of seven... no, nine evil spirits nearby. I'd best make my presence unknown so that I can strategize a plan of attack.
>>5633933
Goddamn group noun verb agreements messing with my ability to host.
>>5633950
My teeth are fine! They can chew through anything I need them to.
>>5633950
N-No! Stop! Okay I'm sorry for the "heresy" stuff last time, please do-
WAAAAA!!!
>>5633950
My thanks.
I keep farting, do I have liver cancer?
Cannibalism is generally frowned on here.
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME
>>5633983
I think we need to stop fighting...
>>5633983
It's always the same thing when they release the wolves....
F the ten fallen fighters.
>>5634000
Wait what?
You don't even say my name?
Lenny, give me proper burial so I can F myself.
>>5634000
I don't need this,but thanks anyways. My body doesn't require water or "food." Think of it more as a hologram with mass.
>>5634004
>sticks tongue inside ear
>>5634000
Why were you hanging around a frozen lake anyway?
I'd
>>5634004
F Fyxe, then.
>>5634016
Heeeh... Please don't do that anon.
>>5634021
Thanks
>Huge ass F ritual
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8vJ_lMxQI
Okay, you can go on, now.
>f mai minakami
>f ringabel
>>5634043
>kate kendra questions her sanity
It was about time tbq.h
>>5634043
I don't have to "sleep." It's such a stupid thing,it just wastes time instead of actually doing something productive.
>>5633079
Pan paka pan!
>tfw nobody reads my filenames
>>5634049
Rude.
>>5633972
You drink any milk lately?
>>5634061
Nice one Lenny.
But fuck you also
>f maria and harusame
>f jasper
Uh-oh, Feastio.
>>5634115
If Kamina wins I'll kill myself.
>>5634115
My vote is on the lady in black.
>f my wife
>f sakura saber
>f shiro
>f v lila f
>f fantasy seal
>f fujiwara no mokou
>>5634126
Fortunately, Kamina isn't in this game.
>>5634115
My vote is against the lady in black.
helo it is i foxe
>>5634150
If your body is so feeble, then yes!
Peace for a single slide.
>>5634164
Nice OC anon
>only district 11 in the final two
Of course.
>>5634197
Sentry, your job is simple. Kill Kamina.
>>5634197
....
>silently puts 2$ on the girl
Let's see if the curse is still effective. I hope not.
>>5634176
*takes your ko katana*
nice heh but it could be better
*pours boiling hot coffe on the swort making it stronger and hands it back to you*
enjoy
guys can i tell you something
>>5634211
She's not a hooker sheesh.
>>5634211
FYXE YOU WANT ME TO DIE TOO!?
A reminder: The funeral is next week, everyone is encouraged to bring a cake.
>>5634197
>The ominous man takes his place, sitting down and observing the bloodshed of the games with a morbid grin
>>5634225
Hum. What?
I'm just betting on her victory.
>>5634226
N-No!
Yesterday I bet on Reigen and he won, s-so... maybe i don't have a jinxing curse anymore...
Congratulations!
>>5634237
wew
fucking
lad
>>5634236
>Takes a shot at one of the birds
>>5634237
>>5634235
>See you at my funeral.
>>5634226
>>5634235
AH!
I knew it! There is no curse anymore!
Enjoy your victory!
>>5634240
Thanks for hosting lenny
>takes 20$
>>5634249
Misato wants her gun back.
Post what you're listening to
>>5634247
Thanks for hosting mate
>>5634252
>>5634235
What is that funeral stuff exactly?
Who died? You Reigen?
>>5634265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j6nyEcIk98
>>5634247
Lad wew fucking
>>5634257
>>5634269
Thanks folks. Suppose I better get back to work on my arena events now.
>>5634247
Thank you for hosting.
>>5634265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xgf04OhnR0
>>5634272
>>5634126
>>5634249
>with the death of one crow, another perches in it's place, with countless more circling overhead
>He stares back at you, uncaring about his fowl
follower
>>5634247
>The man steps forward, kneeling to the corpse of one of the unfortunate and swiftly pulling out a tape measure, whistling as he does his work
>>5634265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0oN3mPIXw0
>>5634283
Oh, right.
Well, sorry, ah ah.
>>5634247
Congrats and thanks for hosting
who is more autistic, furfags or lolicon?
>>5634212
Oi oi, who gave you permission to touch my blade!
>Saber snatches the sword back from the circle-headed man.
>Saber examines her katana to see if the effect the black liquid on it. She notices it isn't damaging it, so she puts it back into her sheath.
Thanks, I guess...
>>5634313
Why not both?
>>5634265
https://youtu.be/u7ogK_unbqM
>>5634299
>Wasn't most of the video repeated animation for that song? You must run out of pictures fast.
>>5634313
The people who bitch about either of them.
>>5634322
neoteny is hot
>fucks
>>5634265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW7QU72Eo2s this
on loop
>>5634326
>He has eighteen images
>>5634265
https://youtu.be/wXFK82TGh7c
...Does anyone have any ideas for arena events involving the Simpsons, or just anything in general you'd like to see in one of my games?
>>5634265
https://youtu.be/pNzi-3NG1Rk
>>5634370
Forgot my image
>>5634370
i dont remember the name of the episode were the simpsons were trapped in japan and they had to enter a tv show game to earn flying tickets to america, an arena of the tv show name would fit
>>5634370
Add this in one of your fatals:
"(player1) and (player2) breaks a turkey wishbone together. (player1) wishes for (player2)'s death: it actually happens."
Season 3, épisode 3.
>>5634370
Simpsons gets canceled.
>>5634370
Custom events.
>>5634406
C-Can I use this for my own games?
post folders you've made but never use
>>5634370
(Player 1) is strapped to a chair and forced to sit through all 600 episodes of the Simpons and dies.
>>5634427
There are too many..
>>5634427
I made it for ERP but never did anything with it
>>5634452
The folder, Yuno
>>5634453
Gear-chan!
>huggu
>>5634427
>>5634370
something inside the powerplant
>>5634427