/sug/ Steven Universe General - Call the cops Edition Last

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>>5628540
>all that text

Jeez do you fuckers have a zeemap or discord server to add onto this autism kek

also posting best gem

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>>5628643
https://sug.rocks/op.html

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

But what if Steven's penis gets in the way?

○

>>5629360
It wont

Tenth for CONNPISS HYPE

>>5629136

Creepy.

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>>5629136
>"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine"
>Objectifying Lapis
>The gem that spent an eternity trapped as an object

Seek help.

>>5629136
when are you gonna start killing people

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lapiven

What is your favorite short ?

>>5634198
Steven's Song Time because of the song (I'm a sucker for the songs)
Barring that either Video Chat or Gem Karaoke

Speaking of, and assuming a majority of the posters are from /co/, has anyone been working on a "Still Not Giving Up" instrumental?

>>5634198
Firstly I really like them all. But I guess if I had to choose Video Chat and Steven Reacts

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>>5634929
Or a few
>>5634873

>>5628540
Jasper is fat

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>5635174

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jasper is for rape

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top.

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Here is the link to the VHS episodes so far again https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw

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>>5635201
piss.

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>>5635191

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M'lady will always be happy under my protection.

>>5628643
*worst gem

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>>5635213
bender

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You know, I'm pretty happy that I do not pay attention to the individual writers and artists of each episode and make no attempts at recognizing individual art styles. All it ever seems to accomplish is make people feel bad.

>>5635267
anti-zukefags just want to be mad now that the ASIAN is gone

>>5635267
>All it ever seems to accomplish is make people feel bad.
Welcome to /sug/

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>>5635216
>>5635171

>>5635267
>>5635279
I see Lyin' Puke and her autism gang is back.

>>5635299
anti-zukes never fail to reveal themselves

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>>5635289
>Jasper's nipples are green diamonds

What did they mean by this?

wedding leak plase

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>>5635299
that's not nice anon. the only reason I even know zuke by name is you guys, don't make your life more miserable by assuming I'm after you or anyone else.
>>5635279
like I said, it only makes them feel more miserable.
>>5635285
no, this place has it's nice people.

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>>5635366
>miserable

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>>5635289

If Zuke and your waifu were both poisoned and you only had enough of the antidote to save one from a slow and agonizing death, which one would you save. Reminder that zuke is a "real'" person and your waifu is a "fictional" character

>>5635628
Waifu

>>5635628
>zuke is waifu
what happens now?

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>>5635120

>>5635628
I have nothing against Zuke but my waifu is more important than a fat autist.

>>5635628
I would pretend like I was go it to give the antidote to Zuke and then do a slick fake out and give it to my waifu

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>>5635628
If I let zuke live, my waifu will be poisoned anyway.
I have to save her.

>>5635689
Zuke waifu got double poisoned and died instantly

>>5635693
Index me~~ :^)

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>>5635721
This

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>>5635628
but gems can't digest things,unless they shapeshift a digestive system
and i'm pretty sure jasper has no idea of what it is

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>>5635628
Jasper > Zuke :^)

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>>5635628
>>5635721
>>5635766
>not saving zuke and then using her influence to retcon your waifu being poisoned
>not realizing that you may get a wish if you save zuke's life

>>5635366
Boarders and what they do are our politicians and politics

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>>5635812

>>5635628
Gems can't die of poisoning, they'd just poof, so give it to Zuke.

>>5635827
I'm not falling into Puke's manipulative clutches.
She'd force Amethyst and Ruby into a relationship and kill off Sapphire just to fuck with us, if she could.

>>5635628
Gems can't get poisoned by traditional poison but I'd still give my waifu the antidote.

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Is this edgy?

>>5635628
tell zuke she has to suck my dick to have the antidote
make her suck my dick
give antidote to my waifu
profit

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>>5635903
No.

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>>5635949

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what did she mean by this
>https://twitter.com/Jennifer_Paz/status/783718409695485952

>>5635628
I would give the antidote to my waifu and take a dump on Zuke's head while she was dying

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>>5635961

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>>5635961
>>5635949
KYS

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>>5635972
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i didn't think she'd go i'm happy now i hope she spoils shit

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>>5635978

>>5635903
>Lapis and Peridot are the closest to him
gets me every time ;_;

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>>5636017

i'am alcoholic

>>5635972
I hope Jasper's va ditches those retarded voltron faggots and comes

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>>5635972
I just hope Lappy sings.

>>5636023
>Steven tried to protect them
>Amy tried to get to the forefront to protect Steven
;_;

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>>5636017

>>5636053
>Ruby and Sapphire are in the back
Fucking cowards ;_;

>>5635972
Is she gonna sing tho

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>>5635972
Anything to hear more of Lapis's nasally voice.

>>5636038
I'm kind of a pedophile. at least you can fix your problem. go to aa

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>>5635903

>>5636072
Ah, a rubyfag I see.

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>>5636071
>I'll save you just like you saved me

>>5636050
>>5636065
hoping she accidentally spills that she does, kinda like Peri's did with the Peridot reforming thing

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>>5636106

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>>5636106
>Step aside Peridot

>>5636129
I like this.
I like her hair.

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>>5636129
This is real I can confirm

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>>5636129
gem designs don't include ears, who are you trying to fool

>>5636129
That hair is fucking garbage, holy shit.

>>5636148
You're right.

Fucking ruined.

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>>5635903
>no jasper shards
well that one good thing

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>>5636129
>Amethyst
>beating a real quartz by herself
>ever
KEK
gemlets need to learn their place

>>5636129
LIGHT MODE

>>5636094
no. not really

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>>5636129
I don't know wether i should believe or not

>>5636040
It's not like she's doing anything else anyway, I'll be surprised if she doesn't come unless they want to keep her getting cured a secret.

>>5636063
Here's a question, if it came down to it and they could only save one, who do you think ruby or sapphire would protect? Their lover or Steven?

>>5636186
I was just trying to trigger the rubyfags, but I guess their not here.

>>5636175
Eh, it might be a generation two quartz, thus giving her an advantage.

>>5636129
http://accursedasche.deviantart.com/art/Amethyst-VS-Amethyst-637368195

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>>5636129
homeworld got no fashion sense holy shit

>>5636197
Sapphire would probably try to help Steven but Ruby would without a doubt only go for Sapphire.

>>5636207
>>5636209
>>5636188

>>5636197
I have no doubt that Ruby would save Sapphire every time, but I'm not so sure about what Sapphire would do.

>>5636148
>inb4 that scene in reformed where amethyst shows her ears

>>5636207
>generation two quartz

This shit is gonna get fucking annoying.

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>>5636206
Rubyfags are eternal.

>>5636129
>Quartz gems
>Ever having short hair
You failed to fool me.

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>>5636243
ayyyy

>>5636243
P E D O

>>5636207
>HW making gen 2 quartz
all materials are getting relegated to quartz production, weaker non-soldier classes can get fucked

>>5636216
I still find side shaves on beautiful women hot as hell.

>>5636242
Dealing with millennials is always annoying.

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>>5636243
Eternal fags.

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>>5636244
Hair, unlike body size, is a choice.

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>>5636261
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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>>5636207
>gen 2 quartz
>inb4 most of the quartz died during the war and now they're using old and broken kindergardens to make a shit ton more
>inb4 low resources
>inb4 they're dumb af
>inb4 jasper had to deal with them since she got back from war and got moved to yd's army

>>5636281
>that hair
It's not a phase, Yellow DIAMOND.

I wonder if all Amethysts are bratty to some degree.

>>5636294
you're supposed to only reply to him with ruby porn.

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>>5636271
what about whatever exotica jasper's got going on

>>5636327
my waifu
>that mouth
how will i ever kiss her?

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>>5636327
A bad case of the edges

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>>5636271
Thank you.

>>5636243
True that

>>5636340
She's still got lips to smooch, they just don't go all the way.

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>>5636261
>>5636326
Oh, my mistake.
Never too late for Ruby porn, anyway.

>>5636350
you mean a nice heaping taste of the sexies

>>5636382
where do you guys keep getting new ones?

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>>5636356
Reminds me of pic related

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>>5636350
rude

>>5636398
>>5636422
I'd tongue-fuck her through her gaping cheek hole.

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This hiatus is painful.

When will she be back /sug/?

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>>5636408
Diving into tumblr and scooping the good ones out.

>>5636438
>literally paheal filename

>>5636435
today

>>5636435
every time you ask her return gets pushed back a week

>>5636438
Do I have to?

>>5636435
>4th panel

She crushed his skull.
Steven is dead.

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>>5636431
>ywn cum on her mouth
>ywn watch your cum slip throughout her mouth hole

>>5636460
or you could just go on paheal and hope someone posted new stuff, either look at a limited selection or dive into the shit heap to look for gems

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>>5636447
Never said tumblr was the one and only source tho

>>5636325
That led to me imagining someone making a pokedex, but for Gems.
>Amethyst, the brat Gem. Expect butt jokes and twerking.

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>>5636473
you people are disgusting

>>5636473
I could snowball with her if she was chill about it.

>>5636293
>Hair, unlike body size, is a choice.
Wrong

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>>5636327
>tfw no jasper harem

>>5636491
>undertale
you people are disgusting

>>5636476
I'll do it for the rubies.
But I don't have to like it.

>>5636485
>ywn have a properly-cooked Amethyst twerk for you

>>5636473
Ugggghhh it's like zombie Jasper

I can't take it

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Reminder that corrupted Cheese Sandwich is fucking cute.

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>>5636499
U wot, nigga?

>>5636600
*spritz* *spritz*

>>5636600
Let me get a load of that corrupted dog dick

GREEN and spiky or RED and splotchy

>>5636621
GO BACK TO MOLESTING STEVEN LAPIS

>>5636628
Jasper is female.

Also do not fug doggo.

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>>5636637
STEVEN, YOU'RE OKAY

>>5636602
>It was about that time that I realized this little girl scout was actually a holographic space golem from the protozoic era.

>>5636650
A bitch cloaca or whatever is fine too

I just want to observe, do you think I'm a perv or something?

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>>5636435
I don't care if Steven killed Jasper's mom I want them to be best friends

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>>5636661
At least in /trash/, Steven can put on his seatbelt really easily.

>>5636712
Steven is not only not Rose, but also better than her

Jasper will realize this

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>>5636712

>>5636712
>Rose...?
>Rose!
>Rose.
>Rose...
>ROSE!!!
>Hey, Rose!
>RoseRoseRose

It's either going to be really annoying or really cute.

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>>5636679
Uh, guys...

>>5636750
What do I do? I don't wanna be a Jew.

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>>5636748
I'm hoping she comes up with a nickname for him.

>>5636748
If Jasper is ever to be decent or nice to Steven, she will never call him Rose.

Because rose is disgusting

>>5636750
>golem
>goym

OY!!!

>>5636785
>decent

That's not in Jasper's nature.
She'll always refer to him as Rose.

>>5636813
But that's like calling him Satan

Her personal Saran

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>>5636661

>>5636750
So this show is just a Jewish girl putting her Jewish myths onto the screen. Really makes you think.

>>5636847
The only myth is jasperdemption

>>5636835
I would name my child Satan

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>>5636840
We had it backwards guys. Lapis isn't going to molest Steven. Steven's going to molest Lapis.

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>>5636861
nice try, we all know it's coming

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How did they receive video when they were receiving over an elusively audio device?

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>>5636861
>implying Cheese Sandwich won't return
>implying Cheese Sandwich won't be redeemed

>>5636874
Shouldn't the pizza be on the left?

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>>5636840
They're gonna bone so hard, it's not even funny.

>>5636874
>hamburger
Usually has cheese and bread

>cheese sandwich
Has cheese and bread

>pizza
Has cheese and bread

BIRDS OF A FEATHER
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>5636887
No, Lapizza is clearly on the right side of the second picture.

>>5636876
why did Lapis think Steven was trapped in the computer when her species has probably had video chat for the past one hundred centuries and she should know how it works, especially since she used one herself in the message

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>>5636835
rose is satan,anon
she killed jasper's mommy

>>5636876
their video signal just happened to be NTSC. that doesn't really make sense when you think about it

>>5636902
Burgerland love cheese and bread.

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Post spice cube

>>5636914
same reason why peridot didn't know what a mirror was, su writers are shitty hacks

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>>5636902
homeworld sandwich

>>5636885
those are really fucked up. Jasper was a person

>>5636902
>Cheese sandwich

Jasper is all warm and gooey on the inside, confirmed.

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>>5636933
which one?

https://discord.gg/MHSREzT

>>5636965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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>>5636953
better than rotting in a bubble ;_;

>>5636914
Her acute and specific PTSD made her lose all sense of reason.

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>>5636972
All of them

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>>5636953
>not wanting dog Jasper
>not even for a little bit

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>>5636933
not for fug,but for hug

>>5636977
>https://discord.gg/MHSREzT
live dolphin porn

>>5636914
She used a wailing stone to transmit video, something the Crystal Gems didn't recognize. So it's possible that video chat is a relatively new thing for her, and thus didn't expect humans to have it.

>>5637008
>>5637023
Do you think they'll bond better like that because Jasper is just a stupid dog and Lapis will realize trying to be mad at a stupid dog is pointless

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>>5637021
aw yeah. lewd or nah?

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>>5636943
Mirrors are cool as hell. You are just overexposed to them.

>>5636914
Lapis barely knew what she was doing when she contacted Steven. Peridot literally just gave her a video phone to skype on. Lapis was so overwhelmed by how complicated it was she just broke out into a rant about how she couldn't understand technology while talking to Steven.

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>>5637033
for fuggle and huggle

>>5637023
no, that would be sick

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>>5637050
Both are good

>>5637036
>no pearl abuse :^)
>don't insult pearl

this place sucks.

>>5637046
Depends on how long it takes Jasper to start trying to hump Lapis's leg.

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>>5637085
good because i just found this one and i wanted to post it

>>5637041
the diamond communicator was a thing that had been on the moon since the war though, so they've had video/hologram messaging technology for a long time and she was around to know it

>>5637009
COMEDY GOLD

>>5637046
How long before Lapis pulls a Jasper and rapes the dog?

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>>5637077
>this is sick
>not adorable

>>5637101
Jasper is fucking titanic when corrupted, if she's humping anything, it'll be Lapis, herself.

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>>5637126
it is

>>5637129
>this is your waifu now, freaks.jpg

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>>5637128
She wouldn't even waste a second.

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>>5637104
Lilboobiebutt is a good source for ruby lewds

>>5637046
Lapis will be able to abuse Jasper even easier when she can't speak

Like those ASPCA commercials. They don't have a voice

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I want lapis to beat the fuck out of me with a bat

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>>5637170
yeah.
That poofy hair is cute.

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>>5637185
Can she beat the shit out of Peridot first?

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>>5637185
I want to see Lapis pleasure herself with that bat.

>>5637133
No art of this why

There's a great fic at least by tat_tat or tat_buns or whatever

>>5637110
the real answer is that Lapis is a retard anon

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>>5637207
sure
>Peridot is canonically able to take endless beatings

>>5637110
But that's for a direct line to the Diamonds. The Diamonds probably hog all the galactic spectrum range for their own purposes, thus leaving only enough for radio for the rest of the Gems. Can't let the lower beings interrupt their streams of Colony Pining Rocks, after all.

That said, yeah, you're probably right, and it's probably yet another plot hole.

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>>5637220
Not exactly what you asked for, but

>>5637273
panicked ruby in the bg cracks me up

>>5637273
Seen it.

>>5637300
lived it

>>5637313
Loved it

>>5637260
I want peridot to get the shit kicked out of her by some villainous gem (maybe her manager)

Just want to see some angst, I'm a Perifag

>>5637273
That's not Lapis.

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>>5637325
>lapis and jasper will never team up to beat the living shit out of peridot

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>>5637325
>Just want to see some angst, I'm a Perifag

>>5637324
Fucked it

>>5637336
My mistake.

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>>5637189
Can't forget Booby the Ruby

>>5637353
KEK

>>5637354
Hugged it

>>5637325
>he doesn't know about the Roadrunner episode.

>>5637325
you chose a life of endless memes and comedy relief when you made Peridot your shitty waifu

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AM I DEAD
IS IT ALL OVER

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>>5637371
lewd!

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>>5637380
Shanked it

>>5637386
I don't know how to break it to you, PD..
but.
yes.

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>>5637386
yes,pink diamond,you're dead
go back to gem heaven with your dead slutty army

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>>5637415
SPICY

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>>5637394
Extremely.

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>>5637386
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I PROMISE I WILL BRING YOU BACK MOMMY

>>5637385
you dont choose your waifu

>>5637325
well it's gonna have to be something drastic if they ever wanna give her a costume change. hopefully it'll be good and angsty

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>>5637394
navy is a slut

>>5637482
It's the gem placement. All navel gems are WHORES

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>>5637482
Navy is a tease, but she doesn't know what she's doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0cAAJ3r-z4

>>5637504
>Army just holding that face for the entire frame

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>>5637482
Doc dresses as a slut

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>>5637482
i hope that whore is having fun fucking all those aliens on space

>>5636129
I want it to be real, but at the same time Amethyst has her old whips.

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>>5637545
u bitch

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>Ruby thread

Yare yare daze.

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>>5637325
>>5637469
I'd like to see her getting through a bullet hell or spike trap seemingly unharmed. She then proceeds to drink a glas of water, which immediately flows out through her countless holes. She would just utter an unimpressed "oh." and poof upon realization.

>>5637545
but she acts like the good girl she is

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>>5636040
she's going to be a kraken con in november

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>>5637582
The more Rubies the better

>>5637618
I feel like no matter how much Rubyfags spam, I can never get mad at them.

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>>5637596
I'm going to ask Jasper to sign my ass

>>5637545
source?

>>5637582
>ºuº
can't unsee

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>>5637651
I want Jasper to sign my EYE.

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>>5637582
>ywn be a delicate little blue aristocratic gem with a contingent of ruby guards to tease and flirt with
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+painlessly+kill+yourself

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>>5637648
That means a lot, because we've been pretty spammy lately and I'm worried we're wearing out our welcome.

>>5637651
>>5637693
get on line like everyone else,fuckers

>>5637469
Before the Kindergarten Kid aired we saw some leaks of a somewhat damaged Peridot, which made me believe she would poof than. However it turned out to be one big tease since it's apparently hard to poof Pdots.

Honestly though I'm glad it didn't happen in a (good) slapstick comedy episode. Makes me think the Crewniverse wants it to happen when the situation is really dire

>>5637715
Rubyfags could never amount to Perifag levels of annoyance. I just can't see it happening.

>>5637715
you are, i'm getting sick of seeing red
i still don't hate you as much as i do /freaks/, though

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>>5637735
>be peridot working on a kindergarden
>full of giant gem amazons who can kill you by just touching your gem
yeah,i'd want to be hard to poof too

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>>5637771
Well then.

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>>5637771
I'm telling.

>>5637767
Since when were Perifags annoying in the last 4 months? SoS was all Jasper spam down at /co/

>>5637767
Perifags aren't even that bad these days. They're a lot less common now.

>>5637807
>>5637820
Anyone with half a brain should be able to realize that I'm talking about when Perifags WERE annoying.

No shit they're not as bad now.

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>>5637651
>>5637596
I'm going to get Jasper to sign my corrupted Jasper onesie which I will be wearing when I ask her to call me a freak.

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>>5636017

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>>5637861
I-I thought that was a doll at first...

http://www.strawpoll.me/11370707

>>5637895
it isn't?

>>5637908
>

>>5637908
>this suit zips right off, amethyst

>>5637904
>peri has the first vote

The hate runs deep. What have they done recently?

>>5637861
Is this yours
Where do you live

>>5637853
Perifags were never annoying even then, she was the focus for the entire second half of the season and she was going through a redemption arc, its no surprise she became the most popular character

>>5637861
>"What if it IS a guy in a monster suit?"

>>5637807
>>5637820
Probably because they know how how badly received they are around here. They're definitely still here though
Same reason I don't post my ship

Is SU were to get an actual full game, what would be the best choice for genre?

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>>5637940
>perifags were never annoying

>>5637945
M U S U O
U
S
U
O

Hybrid, of course. Still.

>>5637945
dating simulator

>>5637945
Open world sandbox

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>>5637940
>Perifags were never annoying even then

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Deep Inhale* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5637945
FIGHTING
I
G
H
T
I
>N
>G

Also they should make it like Jojo: HFTF

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>>5637940
>Perifags were never annoying even then

don't lie to my fucking face, man

>>5637945
Probably an RPG or a fighting game

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>>5637969
>>5637944

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>>5637940
>frogfuckers actually believe this

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>>5637991

>>5637945
i don't care as long as peridot dies in it

>>5637945
Platformer

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>>5637969
>>5637991
>>5638019
cute as fuck back in the day

>>5637945
A paper Mario type, or an rpg. Question is, would you play as an oc gem or one of the characters?

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>>5638006
As a perifag I have never liked that stupid gif

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>>5638019
They're so easy to piss off these days, too.

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>>5638051
this one was pretty good

>>5638006
I'm not a perifag but I think it's funny that the one who made this couldn't remember to add her yellow sock toes