/sug/ Steven Universe General - Thanks Doc Edition Last Thr

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BITCH

>>5628506
Jasper is fat

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Lappy makes me happy

>>5628544
>>5628548
lapis a pedo

>>5628547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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>>5628548

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>>5628474

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>>5628569

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>ynw spend a rainy day watching movies with her
kill me already

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>>5628596
where do you fuckers keep getting new rubies from?

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We've ticked off some of the shitposting check boxes, but we could have a lot more. Work on this for future threads, /sug/

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M'lady will know no harm.

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>>5628569

http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmQhxzlmquU
Reminder that a shortened version of this will be the new OP.

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>>5628506
>AU
>The final war begins between the Alliance for Democracy and the Domination of the Draka, the Eagle takes a lunge at the Dragon.
>Draka unleash bullshit stone dogs virus that ends up handing victory to the Snakes.
>Steven makes it to a bunker just in time as everything goes to shit. Spends a few months eating nothing but refried beings and getting yelled at by Lars.
>Draka show up, attack the bunker, drag Steven and the kids outside.
>Chiliarch Loud announces: "Yous now cattle. Property of da Domination. Serve, and your lives will be comfortable. Resist and-" he gestures to Onion sprouting in his new buttboy Ronaldo-"Da hell? No, not them. HIM!" Loud points at Greg impaled on a stake.
>Fast forward a few months later, Steven is cleaning up a dirty ass room while Luan reads from a joke book and Lynn tests out her pheromones.
>Doesn't work, Lynn's getting frusterated. It just makes Steven's brain feel bloated, making any attempts at mind rape really awkward.
>Luan suddenly pipes up with a joke: "Hey Steven! Quit acting like you got a stick up your spine!"
>Steven is crying

The end.

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What's her name, /sug/?

>stevonnie will never demolish your anus with her futa dick
why
live

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lapiven

>>5628723
because you might have a qt gf to cosplay your waifu one day.

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>>5628713
Pearl

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>>5628660
Piss

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SPICY

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>>5628731
...It's okay, i guess.

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>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend someday

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>>5628765
bending

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>>5628756
>implying I'll ever get a gf
I appreciate the optimism, anon

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>>5628770
>mango habanero

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>>5628713
Steb.

>>5628803
when

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>>5628803
When.

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>>5628713
Cutest gem.

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>>5628731
canon

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>>5628822
>>5628831
f o r e v e r

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>>5628808
never say never.

[spoiler]I'm in the same boat[/modspls]

Don't mind me, plebs, just passing through
:3c

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>>5628844
best gem

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>>5628844
yes

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>ywn have to lie to your guardian moms about what lapis does when they're not around

>>5628872
fucking kek.

>>5628859
we need some kind of shorthand for spoilers, so you can easily make it known when you're trying to use them for a joke/to make a point.

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Requesting this pose with Pearl

>>5628712
cont.
>And Alf is there.
>Is a citizen due to giving the Domination bullshit technology.
>Mostly just bums off the Louds and tries to get by, he fucking hates this planet.
>Is trying to instill a basic sense of humanity in Lynn and Lincoln but the genetic engineering bullshit makes him fear that it's a futile endeavor.
>They live next door to Onion, whose always taking his buttboys Ronaldo and Lars on walks. And he always uses them, every damn day, always within earshot of Alf.
>Then there's that Steven kid that the older Louds seem to lust after because he's the only one capable of rejecting them. Fucking weird as he's a stubby mentally deficient fat kid but whatever.
>He hates this fucking planet.

>>5628907
But that is Pearl.

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>>5624494

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>>5628926

>>5628926
The regular Pearl I mean

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>>5624496

>>5628907
Pearl made that exact pose in that connie sword training ep

>>5628934
there he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4

On a side note, do you think the cgs could beat giantdad?

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>>5628713
varying degrees of all of the two trios and steven

>>5628953
What a great show.

These characters, man.

>>5628808
you know the only on model stevonnie in that episode was rebecca's (when stevonnie's with the gems) and Jeff's (the night run and jumping off the cliff; he did additional boards for the ep)

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>>5628876
>Lapis regularly pays Steven "secret little visits" while the CGs are away

Hot.

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>>5628950
The joke was gonna be someone posts that screenshot and then I say wow you draw fast. I guess it fell flat though.

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>>5628907

>>5629002
wow you draw fast

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>>5628668
Anon who drew this here?

>>5629002
Wow you draw fast. Thanks.

>>5628996
>>5629002
>>5629006
we did it, reddit.

>>5628978
her mouth colors are ugly

>>5629012
cute
I love Gems in sweaters

Lapis has no set personality and it changes every time she's on the fucking screen. I really honestly don't like her or Peridot.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>5629019
that's fine, I'll paint them white.

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>>5629019
Lapis has a cute mouth.

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>>5629039

>>5629048
There's something awfully suspicious about this Lapis.

>>5629012
rebecca?

>>5629080
i think her hair is different

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Can money pay for all the days I lived awake but half asleep.

>>5629080
She's had a rough day.

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>>5629075
you fucked up steven.
you fucked up.

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>>5628731
good shit, my dood

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>>5628914
Onion is impressively in character. I recommend that he rapes Steven with Lynn and Lincoln while Alf records the whole thing. Just chowing on a cat while Steven gets punished.

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>>5629093
>>5629119
I don't know, I've got this strange feeling in my gut.

>>5629147
>believe Matt "Burn Noticed" Burnett

>>5629147
And people still use Matt as a source or as way to back up their arguments. lel

>>5629146
But the question is: Will you hunt her, or will you mount her?

>>5629035
i feel you brother but sadly we are likely the only ones with this opinion

>>5629035
You're complete missing the ultimate deepness of her character

Like all gems, she can never truly escape her inherent function. She's a mirror

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>>5629189
I hunt to mount

>>5628548
what episode is this from?

>>5629249
You been living under a rock for the past few days?

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>>5629221
Clever girl

>>5629144
>The Lincoln log was getting jammed into Steven's little ass, Lincoln moaning in joy as it went deeper and deeper into the little fat boy's ass.
>"WAAAAHHH!" Steven was crying, having given up his pathetic begs for mercy. It hurt, it fucking hurt, and the room stunk of shame and gym socks. Lynn smiled and leaned forward, Steven felt weird seeing her naked.
>"Oh stop crying you little bitch. I know you like it, don't you? Oh, what's this?" Steven couldn't resist. "You do, well you'll have to wait."
>Lincoln continues thrusting before climaxing with a great big "AH FUCK YEAH-"
>"Hey guys, can I go home now?" Alf was the camera man. However his interruption ruined the mood.

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>>5628649
Gladly.

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>>5629189
>hunt Lapis
>Gem is right there
>Carve her body 3 times
>No gem

These 2% drop rates are bullshit.

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Real question, why are Rose's eyes almost always covered by a shadow? No other character has this aesthetic, not even the evil ones, and it can't be the hair otherwise Jasper/S would have it too, is it because she's dead?

>>5629257
Haven't been on /sug/ or anything.

>>5629276
im laughing
so fucking true

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>>5629249
Video Chat
It's a short that's got good Lapis and Peridot interaction as well as a cute moment between her and Steven

>>5629289
Don't mind him, it's from a short that aired a day or two ago, it's called video call

>>5629310
>>5629311

Thanks lads.

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1 day 8 hours till nycc panel

>>5629276
>She dies
>have to fight off a pack of Peridots that won't let you carve
>kill them and get back to Lapis
>two carves in and the ten seconds pass
>Quest Complete!
>"It could've been great"

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>>5629335
1 day 7 hours and 59 minutes till nycc panel

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>>5629335
>a hurricane may hit my area and knock out the power during the panel
U G H
i at least hope they show some new (interesting) clips

>>5629335
I'm still not getting my hopes up.

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>>5629361
acktshually it's 1 day 8 hours and 50 mins
there's a counter
https://www.newyorkcomiccon.com/en/Sessions/32294/Cartoon-Network-Presents-Steven-Universe

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>>5629353
>Hold out hope that the rewards screen will give you what you need
>It doesn't
>mfw have to do the quest AGAIN

>>5629353
When are they going to nerf the peridot class, I just want to main stevonnie in peace but they keep spamming their wow, thanks attack to damage my fusion morale and there's 0 fucking cool down it's so bullshit

>>5628951
Depends. What rings dey got bithc?

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>>5628713
All apply

Just pretend Stevens there too.

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Jasper wants to know if you like her socks

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do you think the crewniverse will post any halloween art this year or are they done with social media

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>>5629500
look at that hair.
'sbyotiful

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Anyone got the colored version of this?

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This is Garnet
In a sweater

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>>5629510
only if its a continuation of this

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>>5629510
The only ones who "quit" really are Matt (no more SU questions allowed), Ian (same deal, plus he's off the job), and Zuke deleting her twitter but she still has tumblr

So I don't see why we should expect less art this year versus last year

>>5629505
yeah they're ok.
actuly U would maybe Look better withoUT the socks? ;)

>>5629565
Suddenly she was NAKES and /sug/ was like all up ons hahaha.

>>5629578
They were making out with each other and she got to watch them kiss and touch the butts and touch her butts and they licked her the best because she was the prettiest and and was way prettier than PERIDOT at the barn who's going out with Lapis fuck you lapis pls come back to me :.(

Anyone have pixel art requests?

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>>5629565
She says you're a shitheel and put on another pair of socks over the other socks because fuck you

>>5629616
Something simple please

>>5629616
Jasper wearing socks

Or Jasper smiling with a thumbs up

>>5629616
Chibi Porhl please?

>>5629616
Lapis holding a baseball bat

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I think the idea I lapis undressing herself then dressing herself up as Bob is hot, versus the other cgs where they just put clothes on top of their existing attire.

>>5629700
hmmm
I agree

>>5629743
thi/s s/ucks

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>>5629743

>>5629766
this is pretty ok

>>5629286
i just realized the top point of the star is also colored differently

i mean, unless she shapeshifts into a bikini or something I don't see how we'd ever confirm the 'rose's stripes' theory

>>5629616
Uhhh how about Steven universe related Binding of Isaac style sprites instead. These aren't turning out well.
going to make a Chaaaps bag first.

>>5629335
they'll just show the shorts, lel

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>>5629510
>he did Jasper
I've been waiting for this one.

source:
https://twitter.com/telsonknife

[pretenditsaspoiler]Sorry for playing the role of indexer, I just really wanted the big version of this one[/spoiler]

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>>5629853
>her stripes are lined with stitches
I love that detail.

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>>5629700
The idea of Lapis undressing is hot

>>5629902
>people pushing their shitty ships subtly in fanart
reee

>>5629940
An artist putting what they like in their art? OH NO

>>5629940
Shut up nerd, it's just a picture.

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>>5629800
Alright I give up for the night. Hopefully I'll have more luck tomorrow.

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>>5629940
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

This show is gay. In the literal sense.

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>>5630071

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Idk if I got the dates right

Needs 2015 Sucrose flockdraw/drawpile drawings

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>>5629853
their art style is cool

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>>5630110
Thanks for taking the time to do this

>>5630110
I have a Zuke lapis wearing a striped tank...somewhere

And she write "thanks for watching "

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>lapis not understanding basic video communication
Isn't homeworks supposed to be technologically advanced?

>>5630186
>homeworks
Homeworld

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>>5629902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA3Du36NdQM

>>5630182
If I could gather enough flockdraw/drawpile drawings from other crewniverse members I would like to make a collage for that too, but I only have some from Amber and Ian, thanks to anons from last thread

>>5630186
No, she knows, she sent a message to Steven back when she escaped earth after getting healed, but considering she was trapped in a mirror for 5000 years, she panicked.

>>5630186
Yeah, but she been to HW once in the last 5000-6000 years.

Requesting Lapis still in the mirror thinking "Did i leave the stove on?"

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>>5630221

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>>5630266

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>>5630216
Take em anyway

Dated march 4th
1/2

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>>5630292
2/2

>>5630264
>she left a light on in her thinkchamber
>she was originally imprisoned due to her massive debt owed to HW light and power

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There is a crewmember in this thread right now. Show yourself.

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>>5630314
Here I am

>>5630314
Yes, I am Crewniverse

>>5630314
I bet it's Collin

>>5630321
>dat bush
>dat happy trail

UNF

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>>5630292
>>5630301
ok, thank you

>>5630344
MUNCH

>>5630314
>posting Sadie
You must be Raven
Tell us your feelings on Lapis

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>>5630380

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>>5630379

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>>5630397

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>>5630410

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>>5630431

>>5630394
This has a new filename every time unless multiple people post it too

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>>5630448
feels good knowing that pearlmethyst is back

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>>5630493
>Gem Harvest opens with Pearl strolling down the boardwalk holding hands with S.

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>>5630508
I would hope they show getting to know each other more before they are holding hands.

>>5630508
>handholding
you've gone too far this time, sucrose.
CN won't stand for this!

>>5630493
I'm pretty sure Amethyst always did that kinda shit to annoy Pearl. Pearls just learning not to get flustered over it.

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>>5630523
After Beta
You just never know

>>5630508
If that happened it'd be so much wasted potential for development and if it was such a big jump it would never last, so you don't get attached.

>>5630457
Pretty sure I'm the only faggot who posts this, but I've never changed the filename

>>5630457
I don't spam it, but I've posted it once under the name "rapis"

>>5630552
amedot is dead.

>>5630579
You definitely don't spam
I just thought it was queer how it kept changing or so I thought

>>5630600
>Pearl literally got a romantic interest a few episodes ago
>Amethyst was her wingman, which the episode directly acknowledges

>Amedot is dead
>Pearlmethyst is anything but a cold corpse sitting 6 feet underground

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>>5630629
Why is life so cruel

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>>5630629
amedot is dead.

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>>5630642

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>>5630640

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>tfw you will never have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend

>>5630629
It won't last
Ame thinks Pearl could never like her back

>>5630493
at this point is obvious that she just teases her thirsty friend for funsies

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>>5630681

>>5628658
Yes Pearl.

Someone please, explain to me.

Why are all these pairings monogamous.

I mean, clearly the best option is the whole gang rolling into a big incestuous ball of fuckin'.

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>>5630714
That only works if it's Steven or Greg at the center.

Otherwise it's just a lazy way to appease as many people as possible.

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>>5630714
Because a fusion that big would level a whole neighborhood

>>5630629
You guys don't think too much ahead, this is surfce level stuff.
>Peridot likes Amethyst a lot
Fact
>Pearl is attracted to S
Also a fact
But here's where the story gets interesting (and heavily theoretical, mind you)
>Pearl Starts hanging out with S
>Amethyst starts hanging out with Peridot because she's the only fun gem around now
>Amethyst is jealous of S, Lapis is jealous of Amethyst and Pearl is jealous of Peridot
>Peridot and Lapis fight because of shipping
>Each one of them start trying to "win" the other ones over because of the fear of losing them, Amethyst starts getting cleaner, Lapis starts getting friendlier
>Amethyst doesn't want to lose another person like greg, Lapis doesn't want to lose the only person that understands her
>Pearl finds out how fun humans actually are, and understands amethyst better
>Amethyst starts understanding how amazing HW is, and gets a better understanding of Pearl
End game
>Pearl dates S but leaves for Amethyst
>Amethyst becomes friends with Peridot but goes back to Pearl
>Peridot and Lapis reunite after forgiving each other
>S goes somewhere I guess.

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>>5630714
People usually have monogamous relationships so they can relate to them easier.

>>5630732
And this has been the expedition into the center of Anon's head. Hope you enjoyed your visit.

>>5630714
>wanting to divide your attention between multiple people instead of one person

I hate polygamy fags this is why I also can't watch harem anime.

>>5630732
Literal shit
Endgame should be:
>Pearl and S
>Amethyst and Lapis
>Peridot with no one because she's 12

>>5630758
Yes anon, that's what the
>(and heavily theoretical, mind you) or something
Stands for, you want a cookie for being able to read?

>>5630714
I would have liked poly gems if Jasper got redeemed, but she's dead now and it's just not as sexy anymore

>>5630722
Well, no, I mean it's still a mess. Pearl loves Amethyst loves Peridot but Peridot hates Pearl and loves Jasper, who loves Lapis who ALSO loves Peridot but hates Amethyst who loves Pearl who is still hung up on Rose who is Steven who Lapis loves but loves Connie, which makes all of them wonder why they're keeping this big fragile clusterfuck rolling along to appease him if he's not even gonna get in on it.

Poly dating is a fuckin' trip, man.

>>5630732
>>Amethyst starts hanging out with Peridot because she's the only fun gem around now
Steven exists. Human vidalia, and Greg she's cool with. And garnet can be fun
>peridot is the only one who understands lapis
Steven exists

>>5630782
I'm just saying that was one hell of a dive into headcanon. Like it's not literally impossible, so I guess it has that going for it, but this kind of speculation just sounds ridiculous.

>>5630771
>divide your attention

Them's quittin' words, faggit. Grow more attention.

>>5630797
Steven can't hang out with every one of them, he'd probably be busy with connie.
>>5630802
How? It's pretty basic synergy, Pearl gets to understand Humans, and Amethyst gets to understand Homeworld, both get a better viewpoint for each other, both clearly like each other (pearl with S and Peridot with Amethyst) we get all the ships all at once, I suppose the problem is with my Lapidot theory, because we don't know what they agree and don't agree on yet.

>>5630827
Connie's in school

>>5630845
Not anymore, she's on the karaoke short.

>>5630827
It's just that a lot of your theory relies on jealousy and conflicted feeling that we have no evidence of. Basically it looks like you're adding in developments to character personalities that seem to solely exist to reach your desired end game.

SO if steven fucked someone human and got them pregnant would their children have a gem? Or is his situation special.

Okay, howabout this: everyone dates grown up bara watermelon Stevens.

Every one of the gems. Then everyone in town. Then everyone in the world. Peace is had at last as nations are cradled to sleep in strong, fruity arms.

>>5630856
Are you being dumb on purpose

>>5630862
Even Steven?

Is that masturbation?

>>5630863
Do you think someone would do that.

Do you think that someone would come here, onto /trash/, and just act a fool on purpose.

>>5630858
sand

>>5630870
Steven is bubbled and hidden underground for fear of war breaking out to control the incredible romantic powerhouse that is Steven Prime.

>>5630863
What's the problem anon? The short aired like 2 days ago.
>>5630857
It's just a theory of course, again the problem with Lapidot, but I find it easy to say that Amethyst could get jealous very easily, it's flawed, but you gotta admit that it makes sense.

>>5630888
Lapis, let Steven out of the bubble. He'll forgive you, but you need to stop pretending you're doing him a favor by kidnapping him.

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anyone else feels like something changed after the cluster arc? like, this ominous feel about HW, the war and some of the characters is mostly gone? the show stills ok, but it's like part of the magic isn't there anymore. you almost can feel the wasted potential

>>5630931

It almost felt like there wasn't a threat anymore... even with everything happening with Jasper. Like nothing was really on the line.

>>5630898
>you gotta admit that it makes sense.
Not really, no. As I said, it relies way too heavily on character development that seems to have been completely made up in an attempt to validate this theory. It's not literally impossible, but it's extraordinarily unlikely.

>>5630931
Out plate feels very empty after malachite and the cluster were at least temporarily wrapped up. They loomed on the horizon for so long.

We have no named threats incoming aside from endgame diamond stuff

>>5630943
They need to go the harry potter route and kill off some characters

>>5630931
>>5630943
I mean, there's still a threat, it's just not here yet. Homeworld will come back once they figure out the clusters been neutralized.

To me this feels like the calm before the storm.

>>5630945
It does make sense, I think you're being dumb on purpose, because even if it's dependant on these aspects, it still makes sense regardless since I explainned the reasons for these things to happen, everything fits, even if theoretically, you'd need to use another word if you wish to disagree, as you did when you said
>extraordinarily unlikely
Which I also disagree with.

>>5630931
Season one was the best su season and no one can convince me otherwise

It's nice to compare the video chat Peridot and Steven had in Marble Madness to the one in the shorts. In Marble Madness she acted cold and uninterested towards Steven while in Video Chat it's the opposite; full with energy and complete interest in whatever Steven has been up to.

>>5630963
This. Even the new ending theme sounds eerie like something bad is approaching

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>>5630931

Its called the calm before the storm. You need to have a period where everything is going ok, and then suddenly stuff goes down.

Diamonds, jasper, and the cluster all still exist in the show.

>>5631086

Some one beat you to it moron.

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>>5631086
>homeworld forces come to earth to pick up the cluster on schedule
>See that the earth is still there
>Tries to unbubble it and force it to form
>Steven finally becomes the warrior he needs to be
>Shenanigans ensue

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cheese sandwich as pretty as can be
cheese sandwich please come back to me

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>>5631130
10/10

Now I want a grilled cheese

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>tfw your bed covers need to go through the dryer 3 times to actually dry

>tfw it's worth it when you put them over you and the warmth is amazing

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Sleepy thread.

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Anyone wanna give me cummies before bed?

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>>5631311
Yes

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>>5631311
no

>>5631311
Already sucked myself off so imma pass on that

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>>5631338
That's pretty hot anon, how often do you do it?

>>5631363
Not too often, bad for the spine but it's pretty great. Used to go all the way to the base when I was younger.

>>5631378
do you swallow?

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>>5631378
Guessing you cum in your own mouth? I wish I could suck it for you instead~

>>5631406
Every time

>>5631338
That's my fetish... Are you... single

>>5631407
ok but consider the following: cum kisses

>>5631407
Damn you made me hard again already. too bad anon, wouldn't mind having your lips around this dick~

>>5631424
Yeah I am

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>>5631425
I'd love to snowball with someone, especially after they're finished cumming in my mouth!

>>5631435
Geez, so easy! I'd take your cock until you were satisfied, anon~

>>5631438
Do you wanna be my boyfriend

ITT: Anon can suck his own dick and makes everyone horny, more at 11

>>5631469
>>5631438
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>5631456
You just have a way with words anon. I'd love to snowball with you after unloading in your mouth~

>>5631469
wouldn't mind, where you at?

>>5631489
So far away, too bad you're not closer to Washington state :(

>>5631490
Texas... But listen... We can make this work

>>5631539
Ooo a Texan huh? Not a fan of the weather but God do I love that accent~

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>>5631490
A way with words, pfft. I'm terrible with wording, honestly.

I just want your cock in my mouth so badly right now, it's unreal. I'd get on my knees whenever you wanted and swallow your load every time.

>>5631600
Sounds heavenly anon. I would love to have you lapping at my dick right now, my fingers running through your hair and caressing your cheek while you practically devour my cock~

>>5631578
Boy howdy i'll send you a picture of my very own horse if you send me proof that you can suck your very own dick... If you wanna

>>5631600
I'd fight you for him lapisfag

>>5631578

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This thread is so gay, you made this /lgbt/ show grow a beard.

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>>5631672
Just the tip ;)

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>>5631672
>>5631671
What's wrong with sharing!? I'd be fine with pleasing his balls while you're taking care of his cock~

>>5631727
O-oh geez! I wish I could take your place~

>>5629075
Source?

>>5631767
Wish you could too, I bet your tongue would feel much better than mine~

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>>5631752
A deal is a deal
This is the most recent pic I have of him. I cropped my cousin out because posting her on here would feel wrong.

Now post a gif

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>>5631784
'drasia' on tumblr

>>5631872
Kek

But seriously though that is a nice horse, is it really yours?

>>5631907
Yeah but he stays at my cousins' ranch now that I live in an apartment so I don't get to see him a lot anymore

>>5631727
If everyone here is so gay, then what's keeping them from posting anonymous nudes and dick pics like autofellatio anon

>>5631920
That's too bad, he looks like a great steed. I wouldn't mind take him out for a ride in the country.

>>5632240
Goodnight Lapisfag~!

I have question

If gem want to be independent from role in home world? Why still use name of gem as name? Why pearl not name herself Suzy?

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After a hard day of training, Marco tells you you did not do good today and no Marco Points for you. Pissed, you yank your hand into his fanny pack and pull something out. What do you pull out?

>>5632703
MY DICK

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>>5629075
And this is what she put up with

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>>5628770
kill yourself

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Post Armstrong please, I lost my folder.

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I know I can treat you better than she can
And any girl like you deserves a fusion
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should fuse with me instead
I know I can treat you better
Better than she can

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>>5632827
1/3

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>>5632876
I literally just heard this song a few minutes ago what the fuck

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>>5632894
2/3

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>>5629500
>kohirasan fucking deleted that post
fucking why

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>>5632901
3/3

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>>5632898
>>5632911

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>>5629766

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>>5630349

>>5632919
I forgot to compress it
it's a difference of more than 50% in size, worth a do-over

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...치토스
>...cheetos
아삭 아삭
>crunch, crunch

>>5633033
Rest in fucking pieces Jasper

>>5633033
is this vore?

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>>5633059
It's chore

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>>5633057
Additional reminder

>>5633101
>here's your (you) and XD meme

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>>5633169

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>>5633189
>legitimate offer rn

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>>5633209
Yes, please.

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>>5633228
>your white stuff
>my back
Let's make it happen.

wedding leak please

>>5629554
Underrated post

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Slow /sug/ is SLOOOOOOOW!!!!

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GARNET

I LOVE HER

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>>5633281
And whose fault is that? Maybe you should post more.

>>5630186
boy connie has some shit taste in video games.

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>>5633266
Yeah what the fuck was that about
Was a source ever found?

>>5633319
I love Lapis' fucking stupid dindu face

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>>5633329
pure angel that did nothing wrong