HG thread.
233rd Express Games!
>>5621890
Bertha
Mini-Mecha Nidai
MUMI
Is this an entry?
If so.
Bowser
Adrian Rollini
Are you taking entries
>>5621890
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5621890
Kaito
>>5621890
Squigly
>>5621791
Safe travels miss.
>>5621890
Rika
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5621849 (Soviet)
It's either Donald or Hilary, and I'm not interested in having another political debate here on who's better. If you can... Just vote for the right person.
Wait, you're Russian...
>>5621890
>>5621890
Accelerator
Nekomaru Nidai
>>5621890
You Watanabe
Rachnera
>>5621837
More or less
>>5621802
I almost forgot that you have a disgusting fascination with legs
Hubert Ozwell
Lilly Satou
Eggman-kun
Komachi
>>5621890
Treeborn frog
>>5621890
The HG Hosts
Deep Sea King
shinichi mechazawa
Midway
Premier Soviet
>>5621935
Ozwell that ends well
>>5621890
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5621890
Half-Minute Yushia
Kirigiri
>>5621890
Ghost
Goro Akechi
>>5621928
M-Muh...
The Uber Gang
Tora Amano
Geralt
>>5621890
Schrodinger
Starman
Bigby Wolf
Gilgamesh
They play us like a damn fiddle
>>5621925
I know I can't vote but I support Trump. He is man who is not afraid to say his mind
>>5621890
Reigen Arataka
Furry porn
>>5621955
What a horrible pun.
>>5621819 (Squigly)
Correct yet again. At least I became successful in life and have a house and I can play bass saxophone. It's all I would ever ask for, and I got it!
Yujiro Hanma
>>5621850
Adachi doesn't host. Probably doesn't want to deal with the BS. Lacks experience, I would say. Let's be honest, he's in it because of the memes, I doubt he's made active efforts to go outside of HG and try to spread the games.
LF probably doesn't want to deal with it either, doesn't host, means Junko would have a mod spot if not eventually admin position if LF gets bored. Might as well have Junko in charge from the get go. Good luck when that happens
>>5621969
is dumb as rocks.
Sorry if I confused some people by not saying the number of entries
>>5621996
Nice.
>>5622044
What the hell is that supposed to mean!?
>>5622051
Miss host! Please switch me with this young man!
>>5622009
>>5621890
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5622051
Seems I'll have to pull some weight for my district... In any case, I am ready to begin.
>>5622051
Hey, do you wanna swap me out for this guy? I'm just making my rounds for now, anyway.
>>5621996
>>5622009
>>5622051
Alrighty, let's get this ball rolling everyone!
>>5622001
And, of course, I ain't gonna bother arguing with you should this turn into a shouing match. Despite my general personality, I'm smart! Smarter than anyone here! Want me to list names on people I'm smarter than?
>>5622051
I like that buff guy in my district! He looks cool! Proceed, my man!
>>5622040
NIDAI
NIDAI
NIDAI
NIDAI
>attaches to
>>5622076
Hello comrade Ghost
>>5622051
Host be so kind and give my position >>5621945
To this little guppy.
>>5622009
>>5622040
>>5622095
>>5622081
>>5622085
>>5622099
The three of you have my thanks. I, Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and strongest of modern-day exorcists will accept this challenge.
>>5622051
Alright! Let's go!
>>5622097
Aw, Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?
>>5622098
Her name is Kee
>>5622076
You're a dumb fuck, Ghost.
>>5622051
Let's start.
>>5622089
Sure? If Russia is on that list you are wrong. He is smartest man I know
Well..
Perhaps this
>>5621997
Guppy could use my place.
>>5621945
Make it so host
>>5622121
Eh, shove it up your ass with that crap, alright?
>>5622051
I approve of this district!
>>5622098
Why are you thanking me? I just told you what I wanted in life.
>>5622098
Thank you.
I won't disappoint.
>>5622051
>complains about the district.
>>5622125
Eh, both of us are smart on that front. Anyway, here are the people I'm smarter than!
>He clears his throat, standing tall.
I'm smarter than... Um... Cirno! Sanae! Let's see, hold on... I'm smarter than Sealand and Canada! Maybe even Kaito, probably! I'm real smart, dude!
Hi I'm Reigen Arataka and I'm an alcoholic.
>>5622040
Why do you want everyone to suck your futa cock?
You are a great host,you speak up for the community but you shitpost and start drama too easily.
Just try to be more quiet and dont reply to bait posts.
>>5622051
>>5622195
The hero is just doing this as a tactical retreat, alright?
>>5621890
Very late colette
>>5622195
>>5622195
Rude!
>>5622182
OK. I understand American
>>5622195
This should come in handy should I, for whatever reason, lose my dualblades.
>>5622195
... Ugh, this is a terrible way to go places.
>>5622195
The outcome doesn't look so great for them anyways. With or without the items.
>>5622114
>>5622195
I demand you get this form of Mobile transportation active this instant!
>>5622137
I owe you one!
>>5622232
Uh-huh! I'm totes smart, no question! People are just joking there!
>>5622204
You should be more at ease at the fact that I'm just going to say how I feel and not bullshit people so they like me.
But yeah, if you don't like how things sound sometimes it might sound like shitposting. I'm just calling it how I see it.
>>5622195
>>5622249
A little late little guppy. The game has already started. And I have been eliminated in a ridiculous manner.
Sad isn't it..?
>>5622269
NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! You tried your hardest, but now it's MY turn! Stay still, yeah?
>>5622269
Finally the recognition I deserve!
>>5622248
Well, I could always inspect the vehicle for evil spirits, but now that I think about it, I'm far more content not participating in any bloodshed at the moment. If you want to get to the arena, do it yourself.
>>5622257
Yes you are very smart guy
(Let him grow ego)
>>5622269
The young man has good fashion sense. I don't see it as much of a loss.
Why do you consider Adachi to be the leader of HG?
>>5622267
Post futa asuka faggot
>>5622269
BWA HA HA!
You look like a joke!
Not to say you didn't before, but now you're worse!
>>5622120
Kee? What a fitting name.
>A simple name for a simple creature."
Quiet! You must be proud to have her, miss.
>>5622152
>"You gave her what she wanted to hear."
It sounds like an absolute dream. Even with what I am now, I hope to have that as well.
>>5622269
>>5622291
Congratulations on a peaceful night, you win nothing.
>>5622267
>say how I feel and not bullshit people so they like me.
by shoving how you feel down our throats every chance you get
>>5622269
ILL BE BACK. YOU CANT GET RID OF ME KERO KERO.
Well, fuck this shit better get to work.
>>5622287
Damn right, bro! You'll never see a man as smart as this guy! Alfred F. Jones the American Hero! DURUFU~!
>>5622328
Huh. Well, I don't have any experience with sword fights, so I might as well let you go since this was a bit unfair, yeah? Look for an ambulance!
>>5622291
Now this is just embarrassing...
>>5622286
Quiet!
This is the last time I trust traveling with you apes into this arena!
>>5622296
because Seth wasn't on there
>>5622269
Oh, come on.
...Didn't like them anyways.
>>5622328
This dagger...hehehe, is VERY sharp.
>>5622304
Do you have something against suits and slacks? Don't even answer that, I can tell the answer from your lack of clothing.
>>5622328
Well, that was... Unpleasant to say the least. As an apology, how would you like an omelette?
>>5622346
Have a fun day at work.
>>5622357
Understood GI Joe
>>5622328
>HG Hosts all have deja vu
Surely there's some HG meta significance here
>>5622328
I CAN BREATHE FIRE YOU IDIOT!
>>5622366
Hey, I don't need a monkey suit to look nice!
>>5622399
Fucking hell this is the slide
>>5622308
Oh, well I'm glad to have made you satisfied with my words. You will get what you want, to me you seem like you deserve it, but you gotta work for it. Unfortunately I gotta go, so I'll be seeing you around Squigly.
>waves goodbye
>>5622409
Not cool!
>>5622408
You call... THAT looking nice?
>>5622409
Hm... Strange little device. I wonder how it knows my name...
>>5622412
I will not give up yet. Until next time, sir.
>>5622332
No, not really. Just hide my posts. Ignore me. But I certainly don't have more power than any of you do here on trash, you're just saying that because you don't like what I say for reasons that will be revealed when you post with your ava. People will say anything they don't like is shoved down their throats. I'm not forcing you to read any of it any more than people are forcing you to enjoy memes and laughs at my expense that are constsntly made which you enjoy but certainly don't think is being shoved down your throat because you most likely enjoy them while at the same time might feel that way to other people who don't enjoy the drama. This is a personal opinionated statement. That's how YOU feel.
>inb4 other people do too
Well of course, but that's still your opinion.
>>5622409
NIDAI
NIDAI
>>5622438
Anything I do is nice!
>>5622409
I don't even know why, I didn't need it.
>>5622447
I don't hide posts
You often cause others to react which isn't ignorable
I never said you have more power
You use "post your ava" for the wrong reasons
>That's how YOU feel.
don't tell me how I feel
stop telling me what my opinion is
Hehehe...
>>5622409
Brant's really mixing it up today, here's an arena event!
>>5622503
>>5622506
F
>>5622506
A true patriot.
>>5622456
...Curious little thing.
>>5622465
I highly doubt that.
>>5622506
Damn, I didn't factor in the lava bubbles at all. I shall not make this error again.
>>5622493
You may as well be talking to a brick wall...
>>5622503
>ifunny.co
>>5622524
comment
Hello HG, I'm back.
>>5622544
Hello!
>>5622531
Those chicken nuggets are getting stale, I suggest you seek community college and a better job.
>>5622544
>not first post from this ID
Hello Hoshi. How's your social experiment going?
>>5622506
>She just flies up
>>5622539
....
Dammit, Meira. Was this you?
>>5622539
What is going on for crying out loud!.. jizz.
>>5622553
Sup.
>>5622561
Who is hoshi?
>>5622544
Hello NOD.
>>5622544
ayy
>>5622559
What? Did a part of your brain shut down or something?
>>5622544
Hello NOD. I been trying to draw a thing for our sitcom
>>5622593
Lmao.
>>5622594
I want your chicken tendies.
>>5622493
You just admitted that you feel like I'm shoving things down people's throats. You said it, not me. That's your opinion. Get it now? Stop trying to sound all tough, it's worthless when it's degoid of logic. Everything is ignorable. But I do understand if I shouldn't say anything that might trigger these folks intoa chorus to try and shut down what I'm saying for thier personal interests.
>>5622604
Really Soviet?
HG sitcom when?
>>5622383
Nah, nah, GI Joe's got nothing on THIS guy, dude! I'm totally the bestest guy in the world! I'm just inflating my ego at this point, I'll be honest with you.
>>5622539
I mean... It's better than England's cooking, I'll give you that.
>>5622611
If I had any, Homura-chan would have eaten them by now. Meat doesn't last long around her, you know?
>>5622623
Devoid*
>>5622623
Hey, quick question Asuka
Are you Hoshi?
>>5622623
>>5622599
>Kissu
>>5622638
Who in the motherfuck is Hoshi?
>>5622628
BUT NOW, WE MUST DECIDE WHOSE FOOD IS BETTER IN LIGHTSABER COMBAT! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! COME AT ME!
>>5622629
Now. Hoshi's posting.
>>5622629
"First 24!"
>laugh track, applause
>>5622628
F
>>5622629
What would Anon's role be?
>>5622626
I have too much free time some days
>>5622631
It's fine. All of you have big egos
>>5622641
>Die
Nice arguement.
Now go on about your day, try to ignore me.
>>5622632
Huh, I thought eating was more Yomi's thing.
>>5622628
Finally, my type of combat.
I probably should have just shot him though. Grenades are too rare to waste like that.
>>5622665
Nod unit.
>>5622667
Okay.
>>5622597
You don't really say much.
>>5622665
Hey Lenny, when are you gonna try a 48?
>audience gasp
>>5622666
Anon would be the MC.
If Anon isn't the MC you're doing something incredibly wrong.
>>5622666
>>5622665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
>for 4 minutes before slowly fading
>>5622666
>What would Anon's role be?
Highly exaggerated strawman that everyone would be against.
>>5622685
I don't know who you are, so...
>>5622677
It is if it's bean sprouts, guh... Don't get me started on that!
>>5622623
>You said it, not me
>people are forcing you to enjoy memes and laughs at my expense
>enjoy
> you most likely enjoy them while at the same time might feel that way to other people who don't enjoy the drama
yeah I said that
>Stop trying to sound all tough, it's worthless when it's degoid of logic
now you're assuming what I'm doing
>Everything is ignorable.
yeah but leaving thread is the only way if other people get involved
>But I do understand if I shouldn't say anything that might trigger these folks intoa chorus to try and shut down what I'm saying for thier personal interests.
ok
>>5622667
Yep, everyone here does. Mine is just bigger than the rest, that's all. It's to be expected from the hero, after all!
>>5622697
R-Really? Is this because you cooked food for me, dude?
>>5622675
>arguement
>>5622682
You do know that that wasn't an entry call, right? Or is the joke flying over my head?
>>5622675
>I-it's an argument
>
>>5622682
>
>>5622689
Maybe one day.
>even less laughter
>>5622697
I'd watch it.
>>5622702
You don't have too.
>>5622665
Soviet
>>5622682
So you having good day?
>>5622704
How are they, anyway? With how much she talks about them, I bet they're kinda good.
>>5622697
>>5622756
>Such a shame that it's Rika instead of Aussa.
>>5622753
>Entering just so he doesn't feel dumb.
Soviet, You've got a heart of gold.
>>5622682
>>5622753
You're so completely idiotic, you're perfect for each other.
>>5622756
Eh. Nothing new here.
...Kinda comfy.
>>5622756
Hey, Spider Lady! When're you gonna cook for me again? It really is better than England's cooking!
>>5622756
F
>>5622771
>audience awws
>>5622756
NIDAI
NIDAI
NIDAI
>>5622718
You ignore those other people too if they get involved, is that so hard?
>>5622727
>>5622738
>Assburgers
>Not getting sarcasm
>Desperate as fuck to have any shit on me
Hello HG, I'm on home!
>>5622769
>Indeed.
>>5622803
Hey NOD.
>>5622790
>I-I'll say it was bait! That'll show them I'm not retarded!
>>5622803
Get down, you'll hurt yourself.
>>5622778
Three on one, he's lucky to leave with his life
>>5622769
No, Anon. We can't have nice things.
>>5622790
R-relax, Gook-Kun, I was joking. :(
>>5621890
Nahski Subaru
>>5622771
>>5622787
Got to be there for your friends...
>>5622754
Stir-fried bean sprouts, baked bean sprouts, bean sprout stew, boiled bean sprouts, bean sprout casserole, grilled bean sprouts on a stick, candied bean sprouts, bean sprouts under glass! Stuffed bean sprout surprise!!! Can you guess the surprise? Spoiler alert: IT'S MORE BEAN SPROUTS!
>>5622819
Alright, stay still... When is she gonna cook for me again-- I MISSED.
>>5622829
S-Subaru...
>>5622790
Asscar, you're doing it again.
>>5622829
It was a nice try Tracksuit.
>>5622829
>>5622829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw_puJJgkkw
>>5622803
Get off of it, you idiot.
>Short laugh track
>>5622829
>Cue audience laugh track
>>5622829
You all are a bit slow on the uptake this evening...
>>5622790
Sometimes I'm already talking to them
So how about no
>>5622819
I forgot to ask the hungry question
Luckily there are some willing tributes making up for Spidxr's incompetence
>>5622829
>Audience boos
>>5622843
Nice try Chris Kyle
>>5622829
You tried, and that's what matters.
>>5622836
>pets cat
>>5622876
Damnit, and I was doing so well, too...
>>5622883
My name is Alfred, not whoever that is! Get it right!
>>5622829
A NEW OPPONENT!? oh...not so.
>Returns to the rift.
>>5622843
Russia...
>>5622850
>>5622855
>>5622868
>>5622870
>>5622890
Thank you, thank you! I've been up night after night think of the perfect way to enter, and I ultimately decided to use the oldest trick in the book! Autographs are 500 yen a piece.
>>5622876
But seriously put me in. I'm ready.
SOMEONE FUCKING BUY RUNES ON THE GRAND EXCHANGE FOR 5GP PLEASE I'M SITTING HERE TRYING TO SELL RUNES BUT IT'S SO SLOW BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY RUNES TO SELL
>>5622896
>Pets most fuckable nep
>>5622876
What a day
>>5622836
Sounds like she loves them a little too much.
>>5622910
F
>>5622790
>I-it was sarcasm
>Y-you're just autistic
>>5622902
I-I'm America, Subaru, not Russia...
>>5622902
Mind explaining what this "trick" is?
>>5622925
Hey, looks like we have a winner(s)
>>5622902
Do you take francs? It's all that I've got.
>>5622945
Half of you are now dead
>>5622912
Look, I'm not one to judge and Yomi-chan is one of my closest friends... and I know she had it rough as a kid! Plus, I understand it's hard for us because we live in a secret cave as renegades! B-But even then! The worst part is how she reacts if you complain... an angry Yomi-chan is really scary... J-Just eat them and shush, you know?
>>5622896
H-Hey.. I didn't give you permission!
>>5622945
Well done misses. Thank you-
>"It was a joke, Sienna."
Oh.
>>5622907
Th-thank you.
What happened to the Setsuna fag?
>>5622790
>It Was Just Bait: The Post
>>5622902
Just because it works doesn't mean it's not stupid, this time.
>Laugh track.
>>5622989
She choked on a dick. sad story really.
>>5622900
I don't think I'd be much of a challenge for you. You're muscular and armor'd, and I'm just me. It'd be too one sided.
>>5622935
Heh, what's the difference!?
Ahaha!
>>5622937
Sure!
You play the idiot for a long time, and then when push comes to shove show everyone that you're actually an idiot and can't be trusted. Politicians do this all the time.
>>5622968
Is that the French currency?
I might be able to take it, but it'll cost you extra for the hassle.
>>5622977
this halF
>>5622986
>drags away to next door
We're going to have some fun, baby.
>>5622989
ERP happened
>>5622989
Still here, but since he's not playing generic vidya animesque girl you don't notice him
>>5622989
>ERPing as different ava commander
>>5623008
One of these suits is gonna win
>>5622978
Sorry! May I then?
>>5623017
>panics
>send help
>>5622978
She can't be scarier than Homura or Haruka, right? This is Yomi we're talking about after all.
>>5623027
And only one of them's actually successful at anything.
>>5623027
I'll be fine.
A fire would just get me spotted anyways.
>>5623000
>he bumps his head and sticks his tongue out
Ara ara~!
>>5623027
Probably tonight.
>>5623006
That's rich considering who it's coming from! Cue the laugh track, Eric Andre!
>The audience laughs boisterously.
In all seriousness, the difference is that... He's creepy and I'm an idiot. Boom.
>>5623006
That's not a trick. That's just being a fool.
>>5623006
Of course, of course! I understand. Just how much is extra?
>>5623046
I miss her too
>>5623058
W-Which one is that?
>>5623069
I'll keep looking.
Waiting them out isn't a grand option now, considering I've probably caught a cold sleeping without fire yesterday.
justice birb plz host
>>5623083
The one that actually found something instead of fucking up?
>>5623065
...Yeah. I think I just lost braincells from what all of that was.
>>5623069
Sorry about that, I forgot to change Squigly's gender after she GAVE AWAY THE WINNING SPOT
>>5623043
Fine... but I'm not going to enjoy it or anything.
>>5623047
Homura-chan is scary in battle, but she's easygoing any other time, really. Haruka-sama is a perv, but I can usually escape her if I have to, plus Hikage-chan keeps me safe from her... but don't insult Yomi-chan's sprouts. Just. Don't.
>>5623105
Seconding this
>>5623114
Or...they can come to me.
>>5623070
But you're both power-hungry, prideful jerks that push their way of life on people who don't care.
>>5623071
It works wonders for people who aren't able to read into that kind of thing. Taking advantage of other people's ignorance is the best thing you can do in life. Blame them for not educating themselves and whatnot. It's a dog-eat-dog world where only I and a handful of others can survive.
>>5623075
That'll be 1,000 yen extra.
>>5623106
It's not like you were going to use them anyways. It would be nice seeing a dumb Rika-tan anyways.
>>5623114
Congratulations to Kiritsugu, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5623116
>petting intensifies
FIRST 48 FOR MEME GAMES
>>5623134
Huh. When you put it like that, I guess we really are the same. I mean, I'm not THAT much of a jerk, am I? I'm not exactly the most selfless of people, but...
>>5623114
Dammit.
>>5623134
I'll have you know I do.
...Besides, who the hell likes sitcoms anyways?
>>5623145
>No, I just want Runescape games.
>>5623157
>ANON NO
>>5623116
Best girl!
>>5623114
Congratulations Emiya, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>5623116
>kissu
>>5623152
>She looks grumpy, but clearly enjoys it.
Hmmph...
>>5623169
O-Of course I am. I'm a super lady!
>>5623170
And thanks for playing again.
>>5623165
>who the hell likes sitcoms anyways?
Fucking guess.
>>5623134
If I'm not mistaken, you often die repeatedly due to your poorly thought out actions, do you not? Why just the other day, I heard that you touched a quite talented sorcerer inappropriately. You were lucky she was merciful.
>>5623114
>"Doe this upset you?"
Not at all. I know what I was getting into when I did it. I didn't think he would win though! Well done sir!
>>5623170
Thank you for the show, hostess.
>>5623177
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5623175
You're too small and cute to be a lady. You're a super girl.
>>5623177
Thanks for hosting Mokou
Congrats!
>>5623177
Congratulations, Kiritsugu.
You have my thanks, hostess.
>>5623170
Congrats and such. And thanks for the show.
>>5623167
>S-sorry.
>>5623178
I don't know, you tell me.
>>5623170
>>5623177
Thanks, and all that. I'm glad I didn't let my sponsor down.
>>5623181
Thank you again for the spot.
>>5623165
I like sitcoms.
>>5623162
I may be Japanese, so take what I say with a grain of salt, but American's are big jerks. I've seen a lot of American films and I have to say you guys take the cake with being assholes.
>>5623165
I-
...
...
Not me.
>>5623170
Nice job Enema.
Thanks for the game Houko.
>>5623177
Thanks for hosting Mocha.
>>5623202
WHERE IS BEST GIRL?
>>5623177
Thanks for hosting, Mokou. I wish I had gotten home in time to enter.
>>5623174
Ack!
>>5623187
I'm a sophisticated, mature LADY! Can't you tell just by my aura, anon?
>>5623116
What would happen if someone does insult Yomi's sprouts?
>>5623205
>>5623134
>He hands you 80 franc, then pulls out a small piece of paper for you to autograph
I'm sure the exchange rate lines up.
>>5623207
You're welcome Pink Latte
>You know what you are going to call best Gen VII starter
>>5623215
It was only on the cheek.
>cheek kissu
>pats on the head
>>5623209
Here I am!
>>5623215
Your aura gives off "cute little girl with a short temper: vibe. In other words, adorable.
>>5623179
I wouldn't say it's because of poorly thought out actions. It's mostly because others can't control themselves. With a little restrain from people I might still be one the 4th revival.
I also did not touch anyone inappropriately. You're hearing untrue things, and I'm quite hurt by this.
>>5623220
Don't feel bad about this. My name's Subaru. You know how that makes me feel?
>>5623221
>he counts how much is in his hand
Uh...there's only 80 here. I need 1,500.
>>5623203
Seriously?
>>5623205
You're not just saying that to save face, right?
>>5623205
...Well, you're somewhat right there. I'm a bit self-centered, but I never thought that we were THAT mean, dude. I may be an idiot, and I may be useless at times when it comes to certain things, but...
What about the Russians? How are me and him the same?
>>5623222
Hey, now that's pretty good.
>>5623229
>Miles Edgeworth. :^)
>>5623218
The last time it happened was when Homura-chan complained about there being no meat, she didn't even mean it as an insult, but It took a long time to clean up the devastation...
>>5623233
I'm not used to just being randomly smooched! I mean who does that? Do you kiss your friends unexpectedly too, anon?
>>5623229
>Help me.
>>5623229
>>5623229
I-I told you guys there was a resemblance
>>5623248
Are you sure? Check again.
>>5623256
Only you.
>>5623249
Yeah, I like laughing to it.
>Butters