/sug/ Steven Universe General - Sadie a cute Edition Last T

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>>5619420
Well uhh here ya go

>>5619929
Jasper is fat

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TOTAL SLUT

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>go to the CN website
>find a SU t-shirt
>looks pretty damn good
>see price
>$24.99
>mfw

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Reminder that Steven has the best harem.

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Here we go.

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I will protect m'lady's name.

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Amber brings Jasper justice when

A brief summary of last thread:

>JASPER A SHIT
>NO LAPIS

>IS AMBER AN SJW
>WHO CARES

>NO PERIDOTS UNDER PENALTY OF FUCK UP

>some shit about cuddling

>>5619929
Why didn't you link to the shorts?

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http://splitsider.com/2016/10/adult-swims-mike-lazzo-takes-to-reddit-to-defend-lack-of-female-creators/
Here's that article everyone's pissed about by the by.

>>5619976
Well at least you stopped saying honor since Lapis has none.

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>>5619977
Less than a year from now

>>5619983
Woops my bad

>>5619946
bitchn my dood, many thanks

>>5619998
This picture destroyed my sides.

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>>5619994
I will protect both.

>>5619993
He's right, though.

>>5620017
Hard to protect something that doesn't exist. Or easy I guess.

>>5619978
It's not about being shit, they're both shit. It's rapelevels and more importantly how do the masses view the situation

>>5619964
>we'll never get to see mayor dewey's diamond harem

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>>5619945
>>5619960
>>5619986
jej

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>>5619946
P U R I F Y

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>>5620017
This.

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>>5620036
who cares about normies their opinions don't matter

>>5620036
The majority of abusive relationships are mutually abusive. Jasper and Lapis are awful for each other, and anyone who says it's only one party's fault has got they waifu goggles on.

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>>5620036
i want Jasper and Lapis to consensually rape each other for eternity

>>5620060
Pearl is good for Jasper

>>5620072
>consensual
>rape
Anon, I have bad news for you.

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jasper is for abusing

Lapiven shippers, explain how your ship has the slightest chance of becoming canon

>>5620083
Only in your extensive moist headcanons, jaspearlfag

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>>5619977
when will Amber allow the Jasperfags to reign supreme

>>5620092
>Thinks shipping is about what is canon or not.

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>>5620090
She gets off to it

>>5620018
Conflict makes things interesting. If everyone in the writing room agreed stuff would be banal shit boring.

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>>5620085
okay they can just take turns

>>5620092
>ship
Dude, that's what's great about shipping. It doesn't have to make sense.

Plus, I don't want it to be canon. It's pure fantasy and I'd like it to stay that way.

>>5620083
deader than dead

>>5620085
>What is hatesex

>>5620126
Um... Anon, that's not the problem.

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>>5620092
They're best friends and that's enough for me. They will fuse into Samantha Pepper soon

What Steven Universe characters are High-T?

>>5620134
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?

>>5620134
Hatesex is hatesex. Rape is non-consensual sex.

>>5619993
WTF! I hate Adult Swim now!

>>5620160
>he didn't already
what do they have like maybe two good show?

>>5620006
It's no problem. It's not like anons will copy your OP from this point on and we will never have a link to the shorts.

>>5620150
why is Steven so Asian in that frame

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>>5620144
What's the problem with an eternal cycle of revenge rape?

Do you think the other gems tease Lapis about her pedo preferences?

>>5620150
Friendship != Lapiven

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11364872
http://www.strawpoll.me/11364872
http://www.strawpoll.me/11364872
http://www.strawpoll.me/11364872

Important nonofficial poll. Might end up being meme magic

Does Connie play as a Karling in Crusaders?

>>5620185
amethyst does

>>5620173
What's the second?

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>>5620176
the ASIAN's influence still lingers

>>5620183
Depends on if they want it or not. If they do, then it isn't rape.

Other than that, EVERYTHING.

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which palette?

Pearl or Blue Diamond?

>>5620209
old aqua teen hunger force

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>>5620196
I swear to God, if you idiots go for the porn I will fucking rage.

>>5619993
I mean, if this is accurate, the guy does sound a bit like a sexist cunt. How the hell do you have 47 creators for upcoming projects and not have a single female? It sounds like he's just letting every employee pitch their ideas. Is Adult Swim just hiring a ton of incompetent women? There's no way there wasn't a single one that came up with something good.

Like the dude openly admitted he yells at his employees too, but blames it as an inherited trait. The guy sounds like an all around cunt with no likeability.

>inb4 >>>/tumblr/

>>5620196
>I want Rebecca's gem porn
>I also want SU to end as soon as possible so that Rebecca can start working on a more adult oriented cartoon
a win-win

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>>5620217
>he's against revenge rape

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>>5620222
Without a Heart
Blue Diamond.


>Cyberbullies matches Sapphire pretty closely

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>>5620222
''damned if i do'' with bd

>>5620233
You might want to disagree to be edgy, but see how all of AS is full of dumb edgy shit.

>>5620231
trash

>>5620236
It isn't my cup of tea, but that doesn't give me any right to deny you the right to enjoy what you're into.

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>>5620217
Would it be better if after the nine or tenth revenge rape cycle they started actually enjoying getting "raped" by each other?

>>5620263
no u

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>>5620222
Is Lappy a cyberbully?

>>5620092
I ship opal and sardonyx. You got something to say?

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>>5620222
Blue Diamond and "Sodas and Skateboards"

>>5620274
Anon, thats called Stockholm syndrome.

>>5620274
see
>>5620265

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Quick, post vanilla.

>>5620274
Should revenge rape beget passionate hate sex?

Yes, yes it should.

>>5620209
>Rick and Morty
>Eric-Andre Show
>Steve Brule
That's about it.

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Artist depiction of the inverse of the situation

>5619494
>>5619435
I think she'd do it fine if she actually had en ep in between Barn mates and Beta to do it, but I guess the sudden change in their friendship is what they wanted to show us for the surprise factor. Because obviously actually showing it would boring when there's townies to catch up on

I think she showed "not pushing sadness onto others" fine in Beta, she stayed an even-tempered co-host and gladly helped Peridot show off. But she's not suddenly all better either either, staying withdrawn and gloomy and making a weird morp that's totally not about being trapped in the mirror

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Amber's comic sucks balls and the writing is bad, why are youse guys happy about this again?

Her art is good, but I don't like how she draws Pearl or Amethyst.

>>5620191
Once Connie dies, it can grow into something more.

>>5620282
What if you Skyped Lapis

>>5620323
So never then?

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Next VHS episode coming soon
The stutter happened almost immediately this time!

>>5620315
are we sure that Shelby isn't the one doing most of the writing for Neokosmos and is the main reason that it sucks balls?

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>>5620298
>curly hair like his mom
>tall
>thick
>big

I WANT HIM SO BAD
CONNIE YOU LUCKY BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5620324
she walks away as soon as she sees you're not steven

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>>5620121
Has its perks
>this was posted the day after jailbreak

>>5620357
Wait could the sutter be caused by the DVD video feed being shrunk to go into the VCR?
Not sure if it works that way but still looking for any advice if people have it.

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>>5620285
But couldn't mutual stockholm syndrome just be considered falling in love?

>>5620261
So I've read this like 10 times and I still don't understand what the point of this comment was.
1. What did I say that was edgy?
2. I never said anything about AS's content, I was just remarking on the Lazzo.

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>>5620373
But not before getting triggered and destroying her monitor

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Cool magic trick, where did her tongue go

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>>5620396
I really hope that gets colored soon.

>>5620357
yesssss i really wanted this episode
thank you so much VHSanon

>>5620416
Jasper would never diddle a fusion, NEVER

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>>5620416
gross

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>>5620366
Too late bro, Steven is forever Connies.

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who did it better

>>5620395
I'm going to try making them 4:3 and see if that helps

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>>5620562
That should be obvious.

>>5620562
Peridot and her 1080 pees

It was just announced, no new episodes until early 2017.

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>>5620562
The nerd.

>>5620592
Duh, Christmas season is coming up. October is the last month for everyone to get new episodes in.

>>5620448
>Jasper would never diddle a fusion, NEVER
Jasper's a fusion slut now. She even fucked a dog. She'd fuck any gem at this point.

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>>5620554
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>5620562
Jaspa

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>>5620562
the great and lovable of course

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>>5620562
>>5620618
Stitch 'em

>>5620615
Chill out Lapis, you are ageless and Steven is essentially ageless, Connie is not. You just have to play the waiting game.

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Lapis.

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>>5620637
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Vs Peal who wins?

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>>5620680
Love her.

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>>5620562
NEITHER

>>5620681
But of course, Steven could easily age himself with Connie so he can die with her.
Because that's how love works.

>>5620681
>not realizing this ahead of time

Why are you such an airhead, Lapis.

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>>5620222
>this is my swamp
who made these?

>>5620703
I swear to god you need to stop playing with my emotions I am this close to going over to Steven's place right now
>>5620718
It's called being in love. It's torture.

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>>5620625
Delicious tree-o

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>>5620779
Wait I fixed the cropping

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>>5620562
Peridot of course. Just look at this smile.

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>>5620803
Splendid!

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>>5620760
>Steven will become to Lapis what Rose was to Pearl.
>>The next generation of Rose, who will be completely different from Steven, yet familiar, will have have to deal with that.

Now you got to be there for his son...

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>>5620866

>>5620854
>ywn have dream sex with connie and steven

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>>5620829
>Steven will cuck Lapis

>>5620803
jasp should be in the middle because order of chronology and peridot's goofy face at the bottom competes it after looking at lapis and jasper's dramatic faces

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>>5620829
>inb4 lapis,peridot and jasper raise steven's kid together on the barn
it's just like my fanfiction

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>>5620829
We need to start requesting Pearl faces redrawn with Lapis.

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>>5620866

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>>5620829
>>5620854
STOP THIS NIGHTMARE

>>5619961
that's pretty average nowadays, at least for a custom art shirt
it sucks

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>>5620881
Chronology is one way

But the way I chose the order is in their happiness levels
>distraught,
>giddy,
>BOUT TO GET MY FUSE ON BITCHES

>>5620881
but the way it is now makes it look like a progression from sad face to happy face

>>5620805
meme incarnate

>>5619993
I mean, the guy does have almost 50 creators and none of them are female, not even one.

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>>5620829
>Just let me do this for you
It's been a long time coming.

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>>5620357
The edit was easier this time

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>>5620829
>Lapis has to see this everyday.

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be honest /sug/ how would you react if one of your close friends turned out to be a pedophile (hebe actually but isn't like most people cares)?

For such a "progressive" show they sure picked the most boring vanilla relationship for Steven.

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>>5620941
I can't imagine how Lapis would react to their baby.
Would she hate it or love it?

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>>5620895

>>5620969
she is brown

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>>5620963
Depends if he was a child molester.

If he was a child molester, then he's dead to me and pic related

If he just a pedo then I'd let him fap to his weird porn in peace.

>>5620963
Depends, did they rape or molest someone? Or do they just keep to themselves and look at loli cartoons.

I probably wouldn't care if the worst they did was look at drawings.

But actual CP and molestation is grounds to cut ties.

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>>5620963
i'd call the police

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>>5620972
Depends on how much she likes hyperactive dorks.

>>5620972
As long as Steven doesn't give up his form for it, she would die for it for Steven.

>>5620562
1080P

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>>5620963
Execution via katana.

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>>5620979

>>5621007
theres no charge to stand on

>>5620963
Like this >>5620989
As long as they keep it as a fantasy inside their head, I'm cool. No judgment.

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>>5621007
That's some sexy Jaspearl.

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>>5620972
she'd hate it but she would be nice to it because it got steven's genes

>>5620969
who care
it's steven, his relationship should be vanilla
we got lots of lesbian ships to get interesting with

>>5621007
>>5621053
dead ship

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>>5621040
>homeworld gems

fuck no, people only like them because they think their headcanons are real

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When I opened up a collage app, it automatically made these with my photos unprovoked

Happy st pattys day from Jasper

>>5621068
The deadest of dead ships at that.

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>>5620892
Or what about this? Steven's kid is enormously stressed because of their inherited responsibilities. Peridot, in an attempt to calm the kid down, grabs Steven's old Ukulele and sings them "Peace and Love on the Planet Earth", roles reversed.

>>5620906
NEVER

>>5620894
I like this idea

>>5621007
Jasper is FAT

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>>5621071
the history of these three are so good, i love how they are written together

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>>5621079
>Ocean Jasper

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>>5621079
I wish my computer was a jasperfag

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>>5621071
>I need to be beaten over the head with a character to see any potential in them
Lunch trio
W H E N
H
E
N

>>5620963
I honestly don't know
If it's an an acquaintance I wouldn't care, but a close friend? It would be really hard to feel the same way about them if I knew the thought of children turns them on. But they're my friend so I'd have to deal with it somehow

>>5620577
Oh they are already 4:3 so that plan failed

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>>5621105

>>5621040
I like the little hand on the front of the bike

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>>5621111
>>5621115
Oh god it makes something new every time

>>5620989
>>5620998
>>5621045
they just keep it to themselves as far as I know

>>5620972
She'd love it, gems have no concept of breeding and cuckoldry, probably. As long as he still loves her like he does she'll be happy forever

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>>5621091
I seriously need more Steven in my life. He is just too perfect and too pure.

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>>5621154
>that third eye on garnet's shirt
nice detail

>>5621169
Man, these are all kinds of perfect, eh?

>that Jasper reaching for the chip bag
What a FATTY

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>>5621183
in certain ways he's the person I strive to be

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>>5621195
It's a stress reliever, no bully

>>5619993
is amber rogers going to replace zuke's boarding spot?

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>>5621183
He's all yours, Lapis.

You just have to wait.

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>>5621195
Keeping this one

>>5621172
I mean, personally I wouldn't give a shit in that case. But it clearly bugs you.

I can't really tell you what to do, since at the end of the day, you have your own feelings on the matter. Anything I tell you to do is going to be half complete advice since you're not me.

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>>5621216
Really? How so?
>>5621232
But I want him NOW!

>>5621227
I know Zuke is still boarding, it's either Hilary, Raven, or Paul.

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>>5619993
Is it sexism or is it something else?

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>5621290

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When will Cheese Sandwich be happy?

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>>5621304

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>>5621257
kind, selfless, patient, pleasant.

I try to be the first three of these things.

>>5621257
You can't just steal him, Garnet would out-predict you on that shit. You need to just kick back and wait for around, I don't know, 75 to 80 years so Connie can die of old age.

That is, unless Steven pulls some hyperedge shit and just stays fused with her all the time.

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>>5621334
When someone scrapes that mold off her.

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>>5621338

>>5621257
Well you could always try raping him.

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>>5621307
>when she succs or sips on something orange

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>>5621334
her life is suffering,anon

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>>5621351
on a scale of Peridot to Jasper, how much are you suffering?

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>>5621334
When she loses weight

>>5621381
Amethyst

>>5621352
upload it ;_;

>>5621334
>someone on /co/ remarked that iTunes has leaked shit earlier than they were supposed to before
What if we got these shorts earlier than we were supposed to?

What if Steven Reacts was supposed to come after Jasper started her redemption?

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>>5621381
lapis,borderline jasper

>>5621341
Yup, that's the Steven I love. I hope you get to be like him, those qualities are some of the best anyone could have.
>>5621353
Meh, not into that.

>>5621381
about a lapidot

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>>5621369
Dirty quartz!

>>5621381
I think about killing myself constantly

is that Jasper-tier or do I have to have aids or cancer to be Jasper-tier

>>5621409
It's a reference to Peridemption, Jasperdemption is a myth.

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>>5621405
I have to edit them to fix the audio desync. I'm about to start the upload now.

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>>5621381
Peridot.

>>5621381
Was at Jasper, probably around Lapis right now.

>>5621434
Not constantly for me, but basically this.

>>5621440
sure, that's why all three of the lunch friends make friends with the crying breakfast friends

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>>5621434
i think self harm is jasper tier


don't do it,anon :(

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Do you ever pick your nose and then put the booger back in so you can pick it again.

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>>5621440
but all three lunch enemies joined the crying breakfast friends fusion orgy anon

>>5621471
>i think self harm is jasper tier

She hates herself, yet she still powers through the pain. What a champ.

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>>5621483
no. I like to put my boogers in other people's noses

>>5621516
That's weird anon

>>5619929
to 1080p mega guy: I'm pretty sure the new shorts are supposed to be season 4, not season 3 (there's not room production wise for them to fit into season 3)

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>>5621502
>peridot is the beef and buns
Tsk, tsk, tsk
>lapizza
It checks out
>cheese sandsper
It'll do

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>>5619993
I don't like how hiring women has become a competition. What he said may have been retarded, I don't care. But this article makes it sound like they should be ashamed not meeting that ominous 1/5 quota. That's pathetic.

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>>5621502
CHEESE SANDWICH AS PRETTY AS CAN BE
CHEESE SANDWICH PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

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>>5621526
no it's not

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>>5621531
>Tsk, tsk, tsk
>implying Peridot doesn't have the nicest buns in the show.

>>5621549
I just pick, depick, and repick.
As long as the people say it's ok I guess it's fine anon.

>>5619986
Is there an original to this?

>>5621560
That are constantly drawn off-model, yes.

does Lapis have a sister

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>>5621412
I try. But I'm more argumentative in nature than him. That gets better though.

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>>5621571
Many, yes.

>>5621502
I am not able to understand what event can push Lapis and Peridot fused with Jasper

>>5621587
They don't fuse with a cheese sandwich, they just fuse into a burger pizza.

>>5621409
The shorts were prolly meant for Bully month

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>>5621587
One pent up night in the gaybarn is all it takes

>>5621532
Agreed. Lazzo sounds like a piece of shit, but strictly number crunching to decide the required diversity for a company is fucking backwards. Thinking like that just brews more sexism and racism.

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>>5621584
I think you can do it, Anon. It just takes time.

>>5621502
The show staff have to know we would read into that short, something that obvious must be a Red Herring

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>>5621632
It's CPH all over again

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Colin Howard's peri looks weirdly off model for before from a guy who's job for the first 80 episodes was to make model sheets and emulate other boarders styles

Pearl here to remind you foolish anons that there is literally nothing wrong with pedophilia! There is also nothing wrong with having a dirty sweaty nutsack if it's feminine!

>>5620969
mix race plus they can milk the fact that they can fuse into a mixed gender being

>>5621632
Okay, but I'm angry about it.

>>5621660
I thought they were going for a fish-eyed effect. But then again Lapis looked normal...

>>5621660
peri needs to back the fuck off the cam

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>>5621662

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>>5621628
I see it in the sciences, even. Positive sexism has become a real thing, it's depressing

>>5621690
I thought they changed the tone of Peridot's voice to emulate how voices tend to sound over video, yet Lapis sounded normal, too.

>>5621730
Does Lapis transcend technology
What is this oversight

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>tfw you take a piss after having a wank
>tfw that gut wrenching pain and the pathetic pisses piddling out of your sorry dick for like 40 minutes after
Life is pain fellas.

>>5621730
I think it was just distortion to emphasize how autistic Peri was being, I don't think Steven was distorted either was he?

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>>5621631
thank you.

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>>5621405
Here you go

Last One Out Of Beach City VHS rip added to the folder. Now with improved file size!

https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw

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>>5621757
I can relate... it's not painful, but clogged and unpleasant. I need to wait for 20 minutes or so before it works. I found taking a break from fapping to fix this.

>>5621759
He sounded the same.

I, for one, accept this Peridot voice change, if it even IS a thing.

There needs to be a recreation of the video of the chimpanzee raping a frog, but with Jasper and peridot instead

>>5621757
>gut wrenching pain
I've never experienced this?

How do gems walk on the moon as they do on Earth?

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>>5621806
thank you so much anon ;_;

>>5621846
They explain in the episode where they go to the moon. The first one.

>>5621846
they automatically adjust to the gravity

>>5621864
They didn't really explain much

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>>5621856

>>5621008
>tfw I colored that

>>5621846
Do gems believe in Moonmen?

>>5621874
What does this mean? How do you "adjust to the gravity"?

>>5621806
This makes me feel young again.

>>5621901
Ask Peridot.

>>5621901
They adjust their physical form to adjust to the gravity change of a planetoid, it's a cartoon.

>>5621948
I don't see how anything about their physical form would actually help with dealing with low gravity

>>5621816
I don't even know what the fuck is going on
>>5621840
beat your dick and piss afterwards

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>>5619929
Can we have a worst gem thread?

Aka Poil

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzySFVg0cv8

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>>5622055
Oopsie, there goes my last one

>>5621994
They adjust their mass to become heavier or lighter.

>>5622017
>beat your dick and piss afterwards

I've done that a million times and it's only ever been uncomfortable like >>5621816 said, but I've never been in pain because of it.

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>>5622055
Your reverse psychology won't work.

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>>5622055
Pearl doesn't deserve a gem like Lapis

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>>5621029

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>>5621071

>>5622080
I believe it was Galileo who famously demonstrated experimentally that an objects mass does not affect the rate at which is falls. This is middle school science.

It can be shown mathematically with Newton's law of gravitation and 2nd law of motion that an objects mass does not change the acceleration it experiences due to gravitational attraction.

>>5622148
I am so jealous of those three holy fuck

>>5622162
Thanks, Professor Farnsworth.

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>>5621431

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>>5622067
I didn't expect that
slow clap.avi
>>5622017
You should go see the doc man, something in your pipes may need patching

>>5621502
the burger and pizza weren't fusing with anybody though

>>5621806
This episode was honestly the best thing that's happened to this show. Even considering the fanservice.

>>5622224
Don't worry, they did it.

Off-screen.

>>5622224
that would just be gross

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>>5622268
Hey, cheeseburger pizza is the bomb

>>5620324
There would be semen on my spacebar.

I can make breakfast with anything, but a cheese sandwich? that's pushing it

>>5622224
>the burger and pizza's relationship developed entirely off-screen

>>5622224
they all came together to form a healthy brunch

>>5622194
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo%27s_Leaning_Tower_of_Pisa_experiment

f = m a, f = g m1 m2 / d^2

m a = g m1 m2 / d^2

a = g m2 / d^2

>>5622295
What if she killed herself on cam

>>5622268
False

Dude there's this greasy ass drive-in burger joint near the beach near home, and they have something called a pizzaburger. It's a regular hamburger with marinara, mozzarella, and pepperoni. It's fucking great.

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>>5621502
i refuse to believe that homeworld trio is dead

>>5622347
I'd film that and post bad crops of it on 4chan

>>5621568
trigger warning and all that
http://crystalwitches.tumblr.com/post/151242874656/accidental-self-corruption-big-thanks-to-the

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>>5622384

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nyeh

>>5622367
Let's see how long it took for the Homeworld duo to be seeded
>jailbreak aired on march 12, 2015
>barn mates aired on May 26, 2016
>1 year, 1 month, 14 days