/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
The Horror Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/2pn4SWiH
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Lincoln Loud Instagram QnA:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BK58yl-hV2Y/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLByTgTBpv2/
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House (Saturday:10/15 - 11:00am)
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
One of the Boys (Monday:10/17)
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!JJRmjJoQ!__UrGizjEGHJD-ENx8YKUmmrewVf2XpAWPrN3YoTwGc
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>5611906
Have a Ronnie. She's more than cute!
>>5612129
Cuter than Lynn?
>>5612248
Lynn and Ronnie are in the same ballpark. It's difficult to say one way or the other.
>>5612129
Here have a dia de la meuerta Ronnie
>>5612273
Bicicleta patineta.
>>5611906
>>5611906
What emotion does his expression convey?
>>5612497
His expression is one of satisfaction. However, the expression on the viewer is one of horror.
>>5612248
Obviously.
Lucy is a dark mage and i made Lincoln a generic knight
What should the other sisters be?
taking simple draw requests. no references to other things, just general requests.
>>5612615
Lily>Fairy
Lisa>Warlock
Lola>Elven Archer
Lana>Dwarf
Lynn>Barbarian
Luan>Thief (she'll steal a smile out of you)
Luna>Bard
Leni>White Mage
Lori>Paladin
>>5612639
Lana with a Jericho 941
>>5612639
Lisa trying to be sexy around Lincoln
>>5612639
King Lincoln and his royal harem
>>5612639
Draw Leni with a dick
>>5612639
Lynnkey
Lynn as a monkey
>>5612639
Lincoln realizing he got scammed because he bought a bootleg Ace Savvy figure.
>>5612658
Luan not a jester?
>>5612639
Luna destroying Linc at a rhythm game
>>5612714
jesters don't fight.
>>5612639
Lincoln getting screwed by Shrek. Lynn walking in, realizing she'd been cucked. OR, she now realizes it's open season on Ronnie...
Niggers what are you doing? Why are you not filling up >>5597644
>>5612779
>why are you filling up [a dead link]
hmmmm really makes you think
>>5612809
Might wanna check your links lad. Works perfectly fine.
>>5612783
Thanks man. Love Luan's dialogue
Louds in a pimped out Jeepney when?
>We have two threads again
I unironically enjoy the nutshack.
>>5611906
What did Kurtz mean by this?
>>5612837
We have one thread
and one shitthread
>>5612839
>WAAAH someone posted a character of the show I don't like in the thread
>WAAAH someone did crossover art of a show I don't like
Quit being a whiny faggot and fill up the existing thread before making a new one, even if you don't like aspects of the old one.
>>5612270
They're in the same ballpark of homeliness. They have inner beauty
>>5612865
shut the fuck up draw""""""""""friend""""""""""
>>5612892
How the fuck does me telling you to have some common sense automatically make me drawfriend?
Quit being an autistic faggot.
>>5612903
Drawfriend pls
>>5612903
It's not a Loud House thread. Literally every link in the OP just leads to the same Nutshack video.
Your favorite Loud and your least favorite Loud get in a fight
Who wins?
>>5612964
...What the hell is that supposed to be?
>>5612975
DeviantArt
Enough said
>>5612639
Lucy hanging out with Grim
Damn, the board's pretty slow tonight.
>that episode where Christina went yandere upon finding out Lincoln had a girlfriend and didn't like her anymore
Things only got worse when the DDR girls and Cookie found out
>ywn be massaged by Loud sisters wearing hats made of penises
>>5613037
this Grim?
>>5613157
Yeah.
>>5613128
technically they're nipples
>>5613128
They're udders, you damn city boi
>>5613093
>ywn bully awkward teenage Lori
>>5612685
I'm feeling unwell so I couldn't complete it.
The sketch was just a Lincoln so far. I usually like to complete at least one request, but I'm not up for it. My mistake, should've thought before asking for requests.
>>5613227
Well, it looks pretty good.
I didn't know Ben "the one man Klan" Garrison drew fan art of this show
>>5613227
Not bad. And I can understand not wanting to work on anything when feeling unwell. I do hope to see this picture finished one day, though.
>>5612639
Lincoln tells Clyde why the live action Ace Swavy movies are terrible
>>5612892
What's with the numerous quotation marks?
>>5613384
He's trying to imply something about drawfriend but all he's really doing is being autistic.
>"You fucking idiot!"
>The 27-year old Leni Loud cowered like a little girl as her boyfriend Scott laid into her like he's done so many times before.
>No matter how hard she tried, Leni still made mistakes.
>When she made these mistakes, Scott was quick to scream at and berate her for doing so.
>He called it tough love
>And Leni believed that it was love, but it didn't keep her from crying afterwards
>Scott had never hit her, though he had threatened to do so.
>What was different this time is that they were in the Loud House for the holidays, and the rest of her family was in the house.
>"How did you forget to pack my clothes?!"
>In the heat of the moment, neither of them hear the door open.
>Scott raises his hand, planning to finally cross the line.
>Leni shuts her eyes and flinches, waiting for the impact.
>She hears fast footsteps and what sounds like a struggle.
>"What the fuck are you doing?!"
>A loud crash, like glass shattering.
>Stone Cold?
>When Leni opens her eyes, she sees Lincoln standing by the window, looking out.
>Still holding his shoulder from an earlier escapade.
>The window is broken
>"Lincoln? Where'd Scott go?"
>"To a really nice farm" He says without turning away from the window.
>"Oh, that's nice, he'll get to meet Cliff!"
>Leni already knew she couldn't visit the farm.
>"I'm really gonna miss him."
>"I'm sure you will Leni, can you do me a favor and not look out this window for awhile?"
>"Why not Lincoln?"
>"The walk's covered in trash, I want to clean it up."
>"Ooh! Alright Lincoln!"
>Lincoln walks out of the room, down the stairs, and out the front door as Leni sits down on her bed.
>She was really looking forward to seeing the clean walkway.
>"...a shortstack from your favorite shortstack!"
I wanna fuck Lola on top of some pancakes!
>>5613128
>Lynn does nothing
literally the worst Loud
What the hell is a Mexican doing all the way up in Michigan anyway?
>>5613444
>>5613470
http://pastebin.com/RDzDgT1W
Series of greentexts I've been doing, starts at line 288
>>5613465
What kind of a dumbass question is that?
Goodnight /tlhg/.
On an unrelated note, Tabby is still best girl.
What do you think lads
>>5613465
I'm in Michigan, and I live in a section literally called "Mexican Town".
They came here for the same reason everyone came here for: the auto industry jobs. Some came here because they thought "further away from border = safer from deportation", but mostly for jobs and shit.
>>5613514
Yeast infection.
>>5613448
>from your favorite shortstack!
she knows she's got a fat ass and she lets everyone know.
>>5613514
Looks good tb h
>>5613508
You have shit taste but good night, man
Where my flash bros at? New season is like 14 hours away.
>>5613548
are you 7 years old?
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
BOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmTjUKRMtdU
>>5613577
How can you hate The Flash? Literally best capeshit show on TV, and my personal favorite comic book hero.
>>5613548
right here nigga can't wait to see how bad Barry fucked up
>>5613591
Just know that you're not getting it back. You know that, right?
>>5613591
I'll give her back but first I have to fill every one of her orifices up with semen.
>>5613600
By the looks of it, a very loose flashpoint before actual flashpoint to bring SG in to the mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzq5H2qAyh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6503R-P83PE
Also, new superhero fight club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxX_fTfqN28
>>5613619
fic where Lynn gets sea monkeys when?
marriage material
>>5613630
who is the Felicity of Loud House?
Cutie
>>5613649
How many guitars do you think she has inserted into her vagina?
>>5613657
If you mean that one really annoying character full of plot armor that can't do anything wrong without it somehow becoming someone elses fault?
Probably Clyde.
>>5613664
probably the same number of Rubber Chickens as Luan
>>5613669
got it in one
>>5613618
>>5613619
Who said you got the original?
I said, "Have -a- Lynn," not "Have Lynn."
>>5613671
Ha! Good one anon!
I mean, implying that Luan is as big of a slut as Luna? That's not just comedy gold - that's Comedy Fort Knox!
>>5613752
if I was implying she was a slut I'd say somebody was actually interested in her, not that she masterbates with Rubber Chickens
>>5613712
It could make sense if every Lynn had a different number between 1-10. Can't have a full team with the same number, right?
>>5613773
They all want to be #1, though. Not #2-11.
That's for losers
Good morning!
>>5613836
Morning.
Leni is a sexy retard
>>5613836
Good morning
What does herdie verdie mean?
>>5613885
It means no worries
>>5613885
My dick is aroused.
>>5613894
For the rest of my days?
>>5613894
for the rest of your days!
>>5613885
hello and goodbye
>>5613836
Morning?
I don't see the sun ITT
content creators who act like babies and complain all the time
>>5613925
...Are we really going to do this so early?
>>5613925
abuseguy and wrighthack, fitting since they're basically the same person at this point
>>5613925
Drawfiend. I'd like to punch him in his stupid face
>>5613945
shitposter got up early
>>5613925
Chris Savino
>>5613752
Implying Luan doens't masturbate to that Lincoln's videos every night
>>5613925
Former members of the discord. You could've chatted with Drawfriend and talked about what you didn't like but nope. It's always "OH SHITPOSTING TOO MANY PEOPLE"
>>5613979
t.Discordfag
Just admit that your circlejerk is shit already.
>>5613979
You know, this one might actually hold some weight. I've noticed tons of people just leave and complain about Discords without actually trying to improve them in any way, myself included with a few.
>>5613465
What if Bobby and Ronnie Anne are actually Filipinos?
>>5612861
Directors cut probably
>>5613997
Oh please. I am in no way affiliated with that place. I'm sick of seeing the general talk about nothing but the discord. It's annoying
>>5614003
That would be the biggest plot twist of all time
>>5614003
Wikipedia says Ronnie's voice actor is part Filipino.
She's a treasure
Traveling is hell
>>5614003
Imagine all the rekt memes.
>>5614013
It's always the same faggots that obsess over the place and Drawfriend all day.
Who gives an actual fuck
>>5614021
I'm surprised Nicolas Cage hasn't tried to kidnap her
She's such a national treasure!
>cuddling with luna
>wake up
>reach for shotgun I keep by the bed
>have the safety off this time
>the shell was a dud
>break down again
>>5614058
>>5614058
Are they going to get an exorcist for this girl soon or what?
>>5614058
What a pathetic existence
Why are Lunafags a disgrace to the human race?
>>5614058
I refuse to believe you have these dreams everyday.
When the fuck am I going to get some? Every night is fucking darkness to me
>>5614084
I know the feeling, anon...except instead of darkness, it's just a bunch of gray and nothing else.
Lincoln and his ginger friends as this when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AteuGCuz_34
>>5614112
Same.
We must have to be Lunafags to get dreams, apparently
I hope they get to the loud house in hell
>>5614041
You're not old enough to browse 4chan Luan. Please stop.
>>5614158
DUBS
Discord
Exclusive
CONTENT
Dead hours. Not surprised anymore
She's the light of my life
>>5614223
anybody who joined the discord isn't producing content worth seeing
>Woke up some hours ago
>Search for more news about 4chen dying
>Reads that Notch or Shkreli may buy it
Shit is getting crazy, Jesus.
Also, good morning /tlhg/.
>>5614271
I wouldn't mind notch, he owes /v/ plus all he does these days is just sit on Twitter and troll sjws
>>5613925
abuseguy and drawfriend
>>5614271
God I hope Notch buys 4chan instead of blue-balling us. Shkreli is a huge fucking douche.
This month and the next is going to fucking nuts
>>5614289
>tfw Notch said that he'll put on a /shota/ board
He has my vote already
>>5614261
I'm down with the clown.
>>5614271
The notch thing was just a suggestion.
But I still remember him visiting /v/ and talking about minecraft. I actually met him in person back in 2011, he's a really good guy, signed my stuff.
Good morning!
Hi, I made this.
I wish we could go back to the old days of May and early June
>>5614356
Hi, I like this
>>5614350
Is she going to kill me?
which character from the show would you entrust 4chan with after Hiroshima Nagasaki cuts and runs
>>5614356
Nice
>there will never be a comfy episode with just Lynn, Lincoln and Lily chilling under dim lights listening to some music
>>5614424
Lisa.
This place would turn into /sci/, but it's better than nothing. Other than Luan, none of them know how to work a damn computer
>>5614444
>there will never be a comfy episode with just Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lincoln and Lily chilling under dim lights listening to some music
ftfy :^)
what if lincoln took over 4chan
>>5614424
Flip, if he can't turn this place a profit, no one can
>>5614444
And now there will never be. Officially.
>>5614489
He would immediately leave when he realizes everyone wants to tear his boipussi apart
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
>>5614562
Oh, how we can even start a thread without our wonderful and exact Luan pasta? This makes my day, everyday.
>>5614313
It's finally time.
Louds you would breed with until they were no longer of the breeding age?
>>5614580
Same. I still fucking die to that Nicholas Cage gif everytime I see it
>>5614592
>>5614592
Lola
>>5614313
Reminder that he's playing with our hearts and so he's the Anti-Christ.
>>5614620
I-I still have hope...
What went wrong?
>>5614592
optimal breeding age is 15-20 if you didn't know
>>5614680
Trannies usually turn out closer to Sophie LaBelle than the traps in your 2d hentai
>>5614680
>What went wrong?
He was only dressed like that for a tiny section of the episode, yet he was the best girl in the entire season
>>5614692
>not 13
>>5612129
>>5612270
>>5612273
>>5612563
BUILD THE WALL
DEPORT THEM ALL
BUILD THE WALL
DEPORT THEM ALL
>>5612129
>>5612270
>>5612273
>>5612563
>>5613465
He won't be there for long!
Excellent, /pol/ woke up early today!
>>5614885
out out out
we cannot have illegals about
we're sending you on a one way trip
and ending the ronnie anne x lincoln ship
Lookit this dork
>that episode where Lincoln saved her from the wrath of that grocery store manager and then they hid behind a shopping kart and made out
>>5614924
But there may be some hidden perks to the Ronnie Anne x Lincoln ship.
>That episode where Luna sold Lynn for some concert tickets
Peanut Butter and Jelly
>>5614921
what do you mean, "woke up early"? /pol/ never sleeps
>>5614952
I was curious to see if the anon who wrote that cares to continue it.
>>5614954
I want to nut inside Lincoln
>>5614954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEsPloHpKJU
>>5614969
I want to be lucky schmuck sandwiched by both of them
>>5614954
It's funny you use that euphemism when Lincolns favorite food is Peanut Butter and Sauerkraut
Would you?
>>5614003
Lincs homegirl, Bobby wanna keep her but that aint happening either
>>5615000
I wonder who the Sauerkraut could be...
>>5615016
>basically whorifying everyone
Yeah no.
>>5615016
I really like Lisa, Lola, and Luna's design. Now if only he'd COLOR IT IN ALREADY!
>>5615016
I would
Every single one of them
>>5613979
You could say the same for why is the discord private or why even use discord in the first place. Just fuckoff with your shitty app drawfriend
>>5615016
>Lincoln became a metrosexual
NO!
>>5615016
yes
>>5615016
Why did Lynn become a boy?
>>5614954
That mexican girl is ugly i don't like her
content creators that make you smile
>>5615072
I just makes it even easier to get the boipussi. He probably bleachs it now.
>>5615094
(you)
>>5615016
The Luna memes are still hot
>>5614356
Oh look! More 4chan cancer
>>5615094
You belong in a garbage can
>>5615000
Poetry
>>5615094
The only content creators I really enjoy seeing new stuff from are JCM and Ultrahand due to their skill level.
Has JCM done stuff in the show's style?
>>5615090
Because she's originally a boy.
>>5614356
Is this another white supremacist symbol?
>>5615094
Everypony
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>5615016
That Lily is the fucking cutest thing
Content creators who deserve every ounce of hate they get
>>5615128
I lost a couple brain cells reading this.
>>5615094
yes
no
maybe
i dont know
can you repeat the question
>>5615128
Whats amab and afab
>>5615144
(you)
>>5615149
Assigned female at birth. AMAB is male.
content creators who didnt get the check but took care of the tip and told you they would pay next
>>5615169
(you)
>>5615144
LuluPie2008
Her shit it's embarrassingly bad.
>>5615169
literally me
>>5615175
Who?
is we dead?
>>5615180
Lucy Loud's Wattpad account name.
>>5615144
>>5615200
As disco. Post second favorite girl.
>>5614356
I'm not understand this meme, someone can explain me it?
>>5615175
>OMG i've been getting some hate lately :(. so the next chapter is going to be LATE while i deal with some insecurities :(((((. GET OUT Anonymous U TROLL!!!!!
>>5615208
Leni is a very close second in my opinion, such a cute
>>5615094
Cell.
>>5615200
We asleep
>>5615219
is that for real? lol
>>5615208
>>5615230
At this time? Rise and shine, dumb burger, you need to start wakin up early
>>5615232
Yes, unfortunately
>>5615209
your a gud men XD
>>5615219
>ive read instruction manuals more interesting than this.
-SportsLynn866
>>5615209
>not knowing what Spurdo is
Where did you crawl from? Tumblr, Leddit, or the booru?
>>5615252
hory shiet
>>5615219
Don't let the haters get out down, Lucy. I took forward to the next update in you older brother softcore lemon.
>>5615305
>not hardcore lemon
>>5615209
Fucking newfags
>>5615274
>go to her page
>seven scat fics
>each one is at least 10k words
>>5615208
>>5615233
>>5615243
Ronnie is my fav girl, but Lori will always be my fav Loud girl
>>5615290
>>5615274
>WHatever! go eat the carpet or something like tat u dyke! >:(
>>5615305
>thnx but its hard sometimes!!! ill get to work but no promises with all the hate on me! can u IMAGINE the trolls when i post that?@! INSANE!! tune in two days to see my decision!
>adios! (heard that from my bro's gf.....SIGH I wish she would go away!!) *turns into a bat and fades into the darkness*
Louds who's cunny's you would gently kiss
>>5615408
I want to graze my tongue over her clit, just to see how she reacts.
>>5615403
Tell me this is for some kind of Cringetober shit, this cannot be able to be real for so many reasons.
>>5615362
The best part of waking up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA
>>5615403
>*turns into a bat and fades into the darkness*
I could get used to Wattpad Lucy
I think notLeni16 is the worst her art is terrible she can't even draw straws.
>>5615408
I'd kiss it so gently she wouldn't even know I was there tb h
>>5615403
>SIGH I wish she would go away
Oh shit Lucy confirmed for soon to be self proclaimed psycopath.
>During the attack, Bookey allegedly referred to herself as a 'psychopath' who was looking for 'her first kill'
>Bookey told police that she didn't want to kill the victim, only scare her enough so that she would move away
>She said she had grown to hate the victim for how happy she made her 16-year-old brother
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3714685/Police-Girl-14-slits-teens-throat-hope-1st-kill.html
Content creators who are fans of Adolf Hitler
>>5615438
She's literally the best. Delete this right now.
>>5615438
Who?
>>5615456
Shadman
>>5615452
>qt girls murdering each other for their brother
Goddamnit, I shouldn't find this cute but I do.
>>5615457
It's nothing but terrible doodles man, she never tries to improve her shitty sketches.
>>5615427
It is.
Look, here's one of her chapters
>>5615498
SHE'S HAVING FUN LET HER BE!
>>5615438
I really like LoudestLori's art when she's not attention whoring about her boyfriend issues. She should just fuck her brother. We all know she wants to.
https://strawpoll.de/ar6r766
Just curious about this if I ever do try to run a TLH-esque game.
>>5615408
>>5615423
>>5615444
>literal pedos
>>5615456
Drawfiend is literally hitler. He's taking our content creators, essentially our general's Jews and is transporting them to his discord, AKA the concentration camp and is forcing them to produce content for him
>>5615456
>2016
>not being a fan of Hitler
Fuck outta here with your Jew-privilege, you Aryanphobe!
>>5615559
This metaphor has gone too far
What if Lucy tried to summon one of the Great Old Ones, just to see what would happen?
>>5615559
Drawfriend had a bit of an episode last night over what Nito said.
It was funny.
>>5615576
Oh? I must have missed it what happened?
>>5615576
go on
>>5615513
Is that Ed, Edd n' Eddy x TLH crossover fic? I can't put my finger on it because this pic left me blind.
>>5615537
Here's the premise for the game, BTW.
Still not sure if it's worth doing though.
>>5615563
>tfw the goyim knows the tactic
>>5615559
Content to make him nut, no less. He forces them to make Lynncoln for his own sick desires.
>>5615593
Say you go through with this.
How are you going to make this game?
>>5615628
start a kickstarter or some shit and then mysteriously disappear once I get a ton of money, never to be seen again
>>5615628
I would use MAOCT as a system, but then my problem is...writing the sessions and scenarios?
Like a part of me is terrified that I'll setup all these monster of the week problems the PCs have to deal with, but then they'll be ignored in lieu of the players grab-assing one another and RPing incest.
>>5615667
Uhh, you roll a number of d10s equal to the strength of the monster "part" you're attacking with, and try to match doubles/triples/etc. of a number, more numbers is better than a high number.
>>5615641
>but then they'll be ignored in lieu of the players grab-assing one another and RPing incest.
>tfw this is actually a legitimate concern
You might as well not make it if you can't combat that tbqh
Ayyy, what is happenz here
>>5615641
I don't know, to me incest RPing with someone else in a game is awkward as fuck. I mean, hypothetically, the only time i would like something like that is if i'm playing with a girl and only the two of us.
I actually don't think that would be a problem, if it happens it will be rare.
>>5615689
ded hours
>>5615685
Well, to an extent...I feel like trying to make a game like this and then saying "stop fucking your siblings and play the damn game" would be like false advertising?
I couldn't really hold it against someone if they said "i'm here to RP incest, get this plot outta my face", but that's not what I want to do.
Luna is for impregnating and loving
>>5615713
Is she for anal though?
>that broken look in Lincoln's eyes
>>5615559
How long until he An Heroes?
>>5615713
Luna is perfect if you want your child to have fetal alcohol syndrome, an extra chromosome or any various birth defect.
>>5615719
I said loving didn't I?
>>5615679
What kind of monsters are there?
>>5615702
Would this be like a digital game or an actual physical thing?
>>5615754
Well, in the core game the premise is "kids imaginary friends are real", so traditional monsters can be basically anything.
But there's also supplements for kids with weird powers, and monsters can be refluffed/designed as like...physical objects of power.
>>5615757
It would be run via text with a dice rolling bot.
>>5615748
awww she is cute
>>5615713
What if Luna had a rape fetish where you had to "break into her house" and hold her down while she screamed at the top of her lungs for you to stop?
>>5615720
>that episode where Lincoln volunteered to whore himself out after Papa Loud lost his job and couldn't find work
A true man, that lad
>>5615576
...Continue.
>>5615784
I'd be worried about the neighbor's calling the cops
>>5615720
I literally can't handle this. Lincoln really is the best girl
>>5615576
Do tell
>>5615720
But where's the buttfucking?
>>5615784
I'd shove my fist in her mouth and get to work. The neighbors wouldn't give a shit, they're used to it being loud
Here's an example of how the dice rolls work:
Let's say I used a monster part that had 6 power, I roll 6d10.
In my roll, I got 2 6s.
So my attack was 2-6. a pair is the minimum required to succeed at something, and I beat any other rolls that are less than 6, so 2-1 to 2-5
BUT
a 3-# beats my roll.
>>5615016
>You will never be an intern working for Lori and get sexually harassed by her because you dropped some files
Feels bad man
>>5615806
What if she puked on you though?
>>5615776
>It would be run via text with a dice rolling bot.
I was asking that because, well imagine if this had AIs, wouldn't the problem of people wanting to RP vs people who just want to play for plot be solved as you could just go RP with AIs?
Then again an AI for something like this would probably be very tedious for the dev.
>>5615784
What if Luna had a rape fetish and she fucking raped you with a strap-on?
>>5615817
Wait, wait, wait, slow down.
There's no AI involved, this is a tabletop game run via internet.
I, as the GM, would be handling any NPC the players interact with.
>>5615797
Yeah man he can read comic books and play video games with you he's like the bestfriend you can buttfuck in the missionary position, no homo tho
>>5615815
It'd only enhance the experience
>>5615720
Stop posting crossdressed Lincoln, don't do this to me.
After all these years i haven't broken, i will not fall now
>>5615793
>>5615806
Sometimes she'd tell you to put something in her drink, but not tell her when so it would come as a genuine surprise. To heighten the suspension, you'd take her out to dinner every night that week. Then she's wake up in the back of your parked car with duct tape over her mouth and you'd "rape" her in the dead of night under a highway overpass.
>>5615828
And here are the results of the poll...
So assuming an average party size of 5, odds are the players would be 3 sisters, 1 brother and 1 non-related friend.
>>5615848
Shut the fuck up
popular content creators that you can't stand
>>5615828
Yeah,i know, i get that i was just saying why i asked that because i didn't know in what form this game would be created in the first place and was mainly thinking about that the problem of people only wanting to RP getting in the way
>>5615862
Pewdiepie
>>5615862
abuse guy, moondaffodil, nito
drawfriend, ultrahand, sb99
>>5615822
What if Luna had a humiliation fetish, so you stood her up at a fake wedding?
>>5615862
Stephen hawking
>>5615862
How about we just stop sucking content creator dick for once
Would you let her drag you into the afterlife?
>mfw just realized that Lincoln and Lucy pretty much had an indirect kiss with each other
>>5615862
Jim Carrey
>>5615888
How about you just dont give a fuck like a normal person?
>>5615862
AbuseGuy and Drawfriend
>>5615896
>mfw you're really autistic for giving it too nuch depth
>>5615862
I fucking hate Abuseguy and Wrightfag. I hate them so much
>>5615576
Explain please
>>5615896
>indirect kiss
Jesus Christ, dude. How much more vanilla can we get? You know, one time Lucy and Lincoln sat next to each other in the car and their hands touched a little.
>>5615883
I would take her behind a dumpster at a busy restaurant and fuck her loudly.
>>5615900
How about you ignore people you don't like instead of spamming every thread with this garbage, faggot?
>>5615923
Nito revealed his past as a horse fucker and now he is changing his ways. He now faps to Lily
>>5615912
I don't think you know what "depth" means, if you think that one statement is going too much into it.
>>5615937
I only posted once you dumbfuck
>>5615844
You seem tense. Here, have a snack.
>>5615946
>mfw he is justifying his autistic post
The people who spend their time bitching about content creators are worse then content creators could ever be.
>>5615971
>mfw not even him in the first place, but you're probably just bored and looking for something to do
>>5615980
>inb4 drawfriend
>>5615980
it's hard to be worse than people like moon and abuse and wright.
>>5615930
What about that one time where Lynn looked at Lincoln? That was some real shipbait.
Did they?
>>5615992
>mfw samefagging this hard
>>5615959
Suuuuure.
Fucking pathetic samefags. When you "content creator that you X" bait doesn't get (You)s, you reply to your owns posts and type the same shit every goddamn time. What is the point?
>>5616016
I hope /trash/ get id's so dumbfucks like you can identify whos samefagging or not
>>5615576
So are you gonna leave us hanging or tell us?
>>5615961
r63 sisters ain't doing shit to me, they only perfect as girls
BLOWOUT SOON BLOWOUT SOON BLOWOUT SOON
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/717446/russia-evacuate-40-million-people-emergency-drill-vladimir-putin-ww3
http://www.infowars.com/40-million-russians-to-take-part-in-emergency-evacuation-drill/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1907902/russia-holds-massive-nuclear-war-exercise-involving-40million-people-as-military-tensions-rise-with-us/
http://www.fort-russ.com/2016/10/40-million-russians-practice-evacution.html
IT'S OGRE
>>5616001
And yet you manage to do it
>>5616037
Yeah, I hope so too.
To stop shitposters like you as well.
>>5616053
Shut the fuck up
>>5615945
Does this mean that drawfriend is barneyfag?
>>5616061
Mostly for dumbfucks like yourself to stop butting in
>>5616048
>>5616053
FUG
I'm not going to worry, though. Blowing up the entire world is retardation. Nobody wants that, ok
>>5616081
Butting into /what/, exactly?
>>5616079
Damn
>>5616001
What's so bad about them? Moon I can understand a little for messing with people, but Abuseguy and Wright are pretty harmless
>>5616113
How does moon mess with people? With his joking around?
Drawing is hard.
I want to die.
Hiroshima has forsaken us.
>/vip/
joj
>>5616130
Yeah, even though that itself is pretty light too
>>5615959
kill yourself
Louds who are canon and definitely exist?
>>5616012
Without a doubt.
>>5615128
>tfw Chris has been bluepilled so hard he makes this canon in season 2
>>5616187
Liberty
>>5616187
Lacy, stop posting on your phone in school! You'll get in trouble.
>>5616079
Well, Drawfriend sure does a lousy job of trying to get people to like him.
>>5616187
>>5616187
Louds who aren't canon and will never exist
FTFY
Did they?
>>5616079
So Drawfriend is kind of confirmed to be a bit of a dick. Good to know.
>>5616228
No, Artificial insemination.
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>I LITERALLY found the cutest dress to wear!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>That is LITERALLY the funniest thing I have ever seen!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
>Bobby is LITERALLY Ronnie Anne's brother!
>It's like we're LITERALLY meant to be!
>LITERALLY, right?!
>The garbage guys LITERALLY tried to take Lana to the dump!
>But we LITERALLY have no musical talent!
>You LITERALLY just fired your own dad!
>I bet they LITERALLY had the boringest day ever!
>I bet I can LITERALLY carry the most bags!
>Are you LITERALLY joking right now?!
>You're like LITERALLY one of the girls!
>I LITERALLY got hired!
>You're LITERALLY babbling!
>I LITERALLY don't see Lincoln anywhere!
>The Sadie Hawkins is LITERALLY the most important dance in a girl's life!
>I'm LITERALLY not going to that!
>I LITERALLY don't think I have a boyfriend anymore!
>You are LITERALLY a great bro!
>She's LITERALLY torturing us!
>This house is LITERALLY falling apart!
>You're LITERALLY bleeding!
>Bobby LITERALLY just got a job as a stock boy!
Only she can make the white haired prince happy
>>5616187
Louds whose names start with L and end with A.
>>5616283
Lola
Lana
Luna
>>5616079
Anon, that's kind of nitpicking what he said.
t. Also a member who just got out of class.
>>5616260
hmmmm no reply
really makes you think, huh guys?
>>5616260
I can provide other proof.
He made a suggestions box on how to improve the server.
I'm legitimately disgusted right now.
>>>/vip/
Why have discord when 4chan is now pay to post?
>>5616341
It's either that or boards getting deleted. I prefer this solution
>>5616253
>"Oh god, it's almost midnight!"
>"I'm sure you can stay a little longer- Wait, where are you going?"
>"I'm sorry! I-I have you go!"
>"Wait! One of your cleats slipped off!... Wow, she was wear those under her dress?"
>>5616260
Now what?
>>5616348
All he needed to do was host a donation drive. That's all. I'm not fond of this solution.
>>5616360
Why did that take so long? A simple screenshot only takes just a second, right?
>>5616341
As far as i'm concerned those are just another kind of autists being contained in one place.
>>5616341
what happened to the Pokemon board?
Safeguard this rare Lisa with your life.
>>5616407
Would you cum in Lori's hair is it meant getting kicked in the balls?
>>5616361
Doesn't affect /tlhg/ so why care.
It's cancer anyway, /b/ 2.0
>>5616392
Or maybe I'm doing other things instead of refreshing the thread every second.
>>5613455
she give him succ later
>>5616341
what did Hiroshimoot do to make Jew-list pull it's ads
>>5616464
Suuuuure, friend. I totally believe you! :^)
I mean, you care about /tlhg/ enough to shitpost about DF and CCs all day, but when asked for a screenshot that takes literally a second, you suddenly have other things to do! Mm-hmm
>>5616545
he's too lazy to even open up MS paint and try to remove one of the (you)s
talk about low energy
>>5616341
Wasn't there always a /vip/, just hidden and for mods?
>>5616629
It's /j/ and its also for janitors
>>5616575
What?
I just want you to know
This collab isn't dead.
But since Corvus can't write,
So I'll post it instead.
I didn't add much,
Since I am still waiting
For him to come back.
It's rather frustrating.
But his laptop broke
And I just can't help that.
It is far beyond
This cat and his hat.
http://pastebin.com/ZUdFwan9
ded
>>5616587
>>5616598
Totes adorbs.
>>5616587
>>5616598
Lincoln's feeling like eating some mexican taco tonight
>>5616709
I was unfamiliar
With this collaboration fic.
I hope it works out,
And you update it quick!
>>5615209
Its gondola
Posting rare Lynn
New Thread When?
>>5615784
That'd be pretty hot desu
https://mega.nz/#!X9UAUS5B!IsOkYCTuJqGzPH498KWI2ZFQ4V6N8Y0Toj0DPog7RpI
Here's a bunch of Phee's Ohayous converted to ico files so you can make them your folder icons.
>>5616863
I really could imagine her being into kinky shit like that. She probably also likes nipple twisting.
>>5615016
Lincoln is a metrosexual. Eh, I'm not surprised. He went after Ronnie, then with the Lynncoln shipping fitting way too well... Yeah. Lincoln would be a cuck. Heading over to the salon while Lynn scissors Ronnie in his own bed.
Clyde on the other hand, grows up into a badass played by Samuel L. motherfucking Jackson. Chad meanwhile, is played by John Travolta.
>>5616861
Not needed for a decent while.
>>5616649
Ah, right.
>>5616903
Not just horrible, but false in every way possible.
>>5616187
>That episode where Lynnsa accidentally blows up the Science lab thanks to a stupid bet with Lincoln. Knows she'll get in major trouble if she gets expelled, so she pins it all on Clyde. Clyde goes to jail and nobody cares.
>In a future episode Clyde is released from Juvie and his balls have finally dropped. Needless to say, he want's revenge on the Louds for being the buttboy in prison. Guest starring Samuel L. Jackson.
>>5616891
That's fucking awesome
>>5616903
>Lucy a tran
thats just a horrible idea r-right?
>>5616914
Chadler?
If you fuck a girl with a feminine penis, is it still straight even if the balls touch?
>>5616283
Lila
Pakistani Indian war w h e n
>>5616283
Lena
>>5616891
>no postal lincoln
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>wake up
>be this
What do?
>>5616329
Can confirm
T. Someone who's in the discord
>>5617117
>be this
>>5616903
Haha, I remember that Lucy is trans meme. It lived for maybe a week in July or something.
Not-Lincoln demands you bully at least three Loud sisters. Who and how?
>Lucy: Call her vulva puffy and harass her about wanting to de-puffy it
>Luan: Throw a steaming hot pie in her face
>Lynn: Call her a bean head and pour chilly on her
>>5617204
>implying it's a meme
>>5617217
>Lily: Steal her blanket
>Lisa: Break her glasses
>Leni: Call her a retard
>>5617217
how about I just slap his shit because he's like 10 years old
>>5617217
Go away kid
>>5617232
i want to see a drawing of lucy but with her black and white stripes changed to light blue, pink, and white stripes to resemble the trans pride flag
>>5617242
>Bullying Lily or Leni
>Ever
You heartless monster, how could you?
>>5617242
>Lily: Steal her blanket
You monster
>>5617217
>Lily Burn her blanket in front of her
>Leni rip her new dress she's wearing with my own hands
>Lana stomp on Izzy and forcefeed the remains to Lana
Leni's sugary sweet nutritious breastmilk.
>>5617217
>Lori: Call her a fat, insecure whore who has to have a man in her life otherwise she breaks
>Leni: Take all of her clothes, burn them, and replace them with women's clothing from the late 1800's
>Lucy: Chloroform her, paint her side of the room with pink and decorate it with MLP stuff and give her a cute and girlish makeover
>>5617350
Delete this right fucking now.
fug, marry, sell into slavery in southeast asia
>>5617242
>Lily: Steal her blanket
What the fuck man
>>5617387
Fug Leni
Marry Luna
Let the gooks have Luan
>>5617387
all shit
>>5617388
>>5617284
Pssssh, nothin personnel, baby.
>>5617242
This general is disgusting
Mom and dad, meet my new girlfriend. Her name is Luna.
>>5617350
You realize that Leni makes any fashion she wears look good, right?
>>5617450
We've met her before, Lincoln.
>>5617387
>sell into slavery in Southeast Asia
Why? The Russians give you almost twice the price that those penny-pinching gooks will. Have you ever even sold a girl into slavery?
>>5617414
dang mane
>>5617450
"Son, that's just a cardboard cutout of a cartoon lady. We already had this talk about that pillow of yours."
>replace them with women's clothing from the late 1800's
She'll make it work.
>>5617414
>Lincoln draws crap like this on DA
>Lucy writes fic fans
>Lynn's a cyberbully to her siblings without even knowing it by its them
What else is there to add to the meta?
>>5617117
Make out with my twin as usual
>>5617508
We know Lincoln's a loser but I don't think he's THAT much of a loser. Right?
>>5617242
Leni is too dumb to know what retard means
>>5617504
>leni's 80% bare chest
>>5617528
He talks to himself because he thinks his life is like the Truman Show. Yes, he is that much of a loser.
>>5617571
To be fair, he's right.
D E A D
>>5617676
> Bonetities
>>5617547
>This is functionally canon Leni cleavage
>Holding up her top with no visible support
>That booty arc
Whelp, that's got me diamonds.
Nap time! Don't forget that there is already a new thread up. Go there whenever you feel like it!
>>5617393
>>5617709
>you will never rattle Luna's bones
>>5617746
>you will never rattle Luna's flesh
>>5617780
>you will never ride the Iron Rattler roller coaster with Luna at Six Flags Fiesta Texas
>>5616053
The burgers would DESTROY the russians.
Russias economy is smaller than Brazil and just a tiny bit bigger than Australia. It is Smaller than Italy, it is smaller than the UK, it is smaller than France, it is smaller than Germany (but remember you also have the likes of the Netherlands, denmark, Belgium etc etc).
It would be clinically insane on a strategic basis for Russia to go head to head with NATO, or just America, or just the European Nato countries on an economic basis.
Secondly, leaving the Ukraine/Donbass situation aside (although a vast number of Ukrainians do not seem particularly keen on Russia...)
Estonians do not like Russia. Russia does not like Estonia. Poland does not like Russia, Russia does not like Poland etc. etc. This is not because of any other reason than history and direct experience.
The proposal in the thread originates in a Rand corporation study and a few people with connections to the western military industrial complex. They perhaps see it as a way to promote weapons sales (and the best kind...ones that will never actually be used, like all those rusting T-72 and 55s the USSR made ). They would probably see sales potential in the likes of Estonia, Poland etc.
However...Russia cannot overrun nato in 60 hours. Russia can make conventional advances and maybe get across the Baltics and some (let's be generous to Russia, lots of Poland).
Gentleman - what happens next?
Now lets take a look at recent Russian propaganda relating to weapons...some real...some imaginary.....
Real....new nukes..'son of satan' etc etc.
Fake...new hypersonic 6th gen fighter by 2025...a joke an absolute joke...for hard science reasons.
So Russia is releasing a lot of vapourware in the weapons space....and why not the Americans did that with star wars but it is not real friends...not real at all.
Things that are true, Russia has built some neat subs but few and they are very costly to make.
>>5617734
I guess we're moving here.
>>5617827
That's nice anon but take that shit to /pol/.
That idiot shouldn't have posted that here in the first place
>>5617827
There is no 5th gen Russia fighter in serious numbers or deployment. Russia lacks air-to-air refuelling and carrier ability (the sole Russian carrier is an embarrassment, the French Mistrals never arrived and they were only helicopter transport anyhow).
What does this mean?
Russia cannot project airpower over core NATO territories. Cannot.
The Russian state has done good work in cleaning up the 90s mess an they have a capable air force and in particularly their military industrial complex has worked hard on air defense systems.
There are a few problems in trying to engage NATO though.
Russian radar on aircraft is no competition with NATO airborne radar.
There are already weapons that can disable even the most advanced Russian S series air defences (yes really).
NATO has Vastly more (and by vastly I mean a stupidly vaster greater number) of more modern, more lethal fighter aircraft. The US alone has more fighters than Russia and China *combined*. Other NATO and allied nations also have fleets of fighters that the Russia air force (and this is not some refection on Russian people) would technologically struggle to combat. Russia would be facing impossible odds.
So vastly greater numbers of vastly better fighters.
>>5616053
FUCKING FINALLY
>>5617953
Attack aircraft
The US again has in this class the same number as Russia and China combined. Again other NATO countries have fleets of attack aircraft in Europe that are greater than Russia's entire inventory and the majority are more modern. Russia would be facing impossible odds.
The USA has five times the number of transport aircraft that Russia has. The European NATO members have nearly double. Russia is utterly outmatched, however it could be argued that Russia intends to only invade it's immediate neighbours...a fairly weak argument given that the UK, Germany, France etc. have zero interest in seeing NATO fail and if NATO 'an attack on one is an attack on all' is truly invoked The minimum response will be the complete destruction of the attacking force and a military, political, economic and cultural blockade (Ukraine was *not* a NATO member, Georgia was *not* a NATO member.)
How about helicopters?
Well the ratio of US and western European NATO members Vs Russia is about ten to one. This includes myriads of highly advanced and battle proven immediately deployable units on the NATO side.
How about attack helicopters - well it's not quite so bad here, the western European nations and the US have about double Russia book number. Yes. Double maybe a bit more.
Remember...this is not a guerrilla war. The population of Poland or Estonia *will not be fighting for Russia*.
>>5617907
>That idiot shouldn't have posted that here in the first place
Oh yeah I'm sure you have better stuff to post in these threads like your 400th I WANT TO FUCK X LOUD post
I WANT TO FUCK LUNA LOUD
Since this thread is dying, no one will know that I drank another man's sperm a few nights ago.
>>5618067
What?
Last post Luaa.
>>5617635
>Hangs out with a nig ho'd out by his step dads
>His best friend is one of his sisters who obsesses over him.
>No friends.
>Chad and Cooke tolerate him out of pity.
>No future, the others are going to pass him up.
Though to Lincoln's credit he isn't a sisterfucker. Yet. He still has SOME morals.