ERP Thread: Play Hyrule edition. Previous Edition: >>5605682

>>5609492
Link?
>Blake

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FIRST

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Remember, non-native english speakers are welcome here.

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Clue is: The "Citizen Kane" of cinema.

>>5609566
Oh you.

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>>5609520
FUCK.

Alright no more ez ones


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this used to be a popular FPS back in the days

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>>5609534
If you want me to be I will be your Link~

>>5609590
Brothers in arms.
>>5609578
Zootopia

Praying for better days tomorrow

>>5609578
Birdemic

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>>5609617
YOU ARE TOO GOOD AT THIS.

FUCK I GIVE UP!!!!

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>>5609566

Muchas gracias Nigromante Aizen! Usted es una persona muy buena!

Not that I'm complaining but how did we go from low effort shitposting to hangman?

>>5609631
Well versed in your memes

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>>5609637
...where's your upside down exclamation marks!?

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This roleplayer is pretty okay

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>>5609629
Anon! YOU DON'T PRAY FOR BETTER DAYS! YOU ACT! YOU STRIVE TO MAKE THE NEXT DAY BETTER! UNDERSTAND?
HOOOO HAH!

>>5609648
The shitpost factory closed for the day so the Australians went home.

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>>5609652

Muy dentro de tu trasero...
And I totally forgot about them.

>>5609663
Fronk

>>5609663
Lupin

>>5609663
Fronk

>>5609678
knew you were a spic hotaru

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>>5609663
Baits

>>5609566
Gracias, Papa Huesos!
>Francis.

>>5609637
Wall can't come soon enough desu

>>5609665
Why are you so loud? Don't you know what time it is?

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>>5609678
You talkin' shit, puta?

>>5609663
Fronk

>>5609665
Please share your enthusiasm with me, best gym leader

>>5609679
>>5609694
You got it.

>>5609687
Lmao implying

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>>5609566

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>>5609698
>>5609712

>Steals yours jobs.
>And your heart.

>>5609719

I haven't mentioned your name yet, sweetcheeks~

>>5609734
>Lupin
>not a good RPer

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JRPG

>>5609665
PRECISELY! IF WE WANT LEWD TIMES HERE, WE GOTTA DO IT OURSELVES!
So, Flannery...
I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK YOU! FEELING YOUR WARM PUSSY AND BODY GRIND AGAINST ME! I WANT TO KISS YOUR HOT LIPS AND FEEL YOU UNDERNEATHE ME AS I PLOW YOU! I WANT TO MAKE YOU CUM!
...Was that enough detailing of my actions before I do them?

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>>5609679
>>5609694
>>5609719
>>5609734
(O-okay clearly it's bedtime goodnight all)

>>5609758
Chrono Cross?

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>>5609756
Y-you're fuckin' talkin' shit. Fuck this. You're lucky I'm too tired to rob your candy shop!

>tries to walk out like a bad-ass only to trip over something and knock down a lot of things, generally making a huge mess of the place

I ain't cleaning this up.

>>5609663
everyone

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>>5609781
>Mfw I see Fronk doing literally anything at all

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>>5609716
I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT I-...
>Flannery checks her watch, an obvious tinge I'd regret shoes it self
O-Oohhhh...I'm uh...sorry about that.

>>5609727
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS!
>Flannery takes a ridicouls pose
BELIEVE IN YOURSE-ppffftttt...so-sorry, the cheese overcame me there for a minute.

>>5609772
... I-I...uhhh...
>Flannery just kinda stands there, a bit dazed at the anons sudden outburst of intense passion
Wo-Wow...Really? That's uh...so-something alright...

>>5609802
GET IN HERE

>>5609781
>That pic
Need to play with that Char one time.

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>>5609793

Ah, Italians are so funny...
Or was he Mexican? Or Haitian?

>Hotaru watches him go, scratching her cheek and sighing. She was never good when it came to geography.

I knew I shouldn't have skipped that class.

>>5609756
>pets

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>>5609813
>Shoes it self
(Supposed to be SHOWS ITSELF, Christ sake.)

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>>5609839

>Is pet.
>Makes happy Candylike Noises.
>Somehow.

>>5609786
Nope. Want to guess again or you want to try and throw in some letters?

>>5609839
>pets

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>>5609781
Ok, Fronk. Just hop in bed right here and I'll snuggle you to sleep!

>>5609756
but i need those to live

>>5609854
Latter, i'm stumped.

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>>5608985
>Junko just realized what she did to the small girl, and raised an eyebrow at her, poking her with a foot.
"Hey, hey, wake up, wake up."
>Seeing her not move, Junko proceeded to roll her onto her back, and draw on her face with a marker.

>>5608992
>She didn't seem to be questioning any motives he could have for doing this. She was relaxing and almost giving in to the stranger she was now "with". One could wonder if she truly had given up, or maybe had something up her sleeve.
>Feeling him pull away from kissing her knocked her out of her trance, and she felt him kiss away the tears from earlier, His hands tangled into the golden locks of her hair, feeling for her hair clips.

"I'm not used to my hair being down..go ahead."

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>>5609852
>Kramer slides into the candy shop.
I-I need some real intense candy, lady.
And there better be no niggers here.

>>5609887
Wait, Demons Souls?

>>5609758
Dragon Quest.

>>5609813
Yeah, see? Late as fuck. And you woke me up. How are you gonna make up for that? I've got shit to do tomorrow you know.

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>>5609813
Heh; sorry. Hyped myself up on Charlie Brown's stories of failure with the little red haired girl and thought "Not to me"...
Heh, kind of funny; you also have red hair to...
>Well, now he see why Charlie Brown was so nervous; he was blushing just as red as her now, eyes darting.
I-if's it's a consolation I'm also feeling nervous about this...

>>5609909
Nope

>>5609887
I'll fill in the name bas- >>5609925
Nevermind

It was Dragon Quest.

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>>5609866

Don't be silly, you'll be fine.

>>5609901

Stay the fuck away from my store!

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>>5609865
>>5609781
>Chara stabbing Toriel's vagina with her sleek knife.
Lord have mercy

>>5609852
You haven't had your daily dose of bullying yet, Hotaru.

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>>5609961

DO NOT BULLY THE HOTARU.

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>>5609959
Are you craving some HUMAN X MONSTER!?

>>5609975
>>5609961
Don't bully the Hotaru, give the Hotaru chocolate instead.

>>5609959
Consider suicide

>>5609975
You do not have the purity of Nep to even reasonably, logistically, or factually say Hotaru is not for bully. You're overruled in this case.

>>5609975
A wanna-be cholo just threatened to rob your store, you were made for bullying

>>5609994
American chocolate?

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>>5609935
Wi-Will you take an apology? Or are you too cranky for that? Ca-Cause of not, I-I'm sorry...

>>5609937
N-No kidding? You just kinda spewed your heart out about how you want to do me...I-I mean I'm flattered and all...but i seriously don't know how to respond...

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>>5609994

>

Gimme the chocolate!

>>5609996

I-I am pure!

>>5609999

Shit, I guess you're right.

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What's with all the taco niggers?

>>5609993
Human x Monster da bes

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It's cool everybody. I'm here...

Hello everyone I'm single and I want to fucking kill myself :^)

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Piiix... Piiix! Where'd you go to, you silly pixie?! Hide 'n Seek ended two weeks agoooo!

>For lack of a better term, the yordle sorceress was exasperated. A long time now had Lulu been walking through the woods in search of her fae friend Pix; and it showed in the irritated yet still playful demeanor she carried as she searched on. Though at this point in time Lulu wasn't really looking for Pix, but merely for another companion to entertain her imaginative mind and stave off the scourge that is boredom.

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>>5610016
What other type of chocolate?

>>5610032
Ok.

>>5610046
Cute Gaige!

>>5610033
Show feet.

>>5610046

Howdy! Careful with that gun, you might hurt somebody!

>>5610033
You can't escape beaners no matter where you are.

>>5610050
Hi Nue

>>5610050
I'm engaged and I want to kill myself.

>>5609943
i hope you take responsibility for my stolen heart!

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>>5610055
>Another Lulu
Lulu x Lulu x Poppy when

>>5610033
Can you suck my cock?

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>>5609417
>She wondered why he had taken his time to respond. He looked up at the sky, and Elizabeth wondered if this was him contemplating or thinking out something. Maybe he had something out here he was planning to do, or her name sounded familiar. Nonetheless, he went back to their conversation, and she kept a pleasant smile on her face at him.

"Of course I can keep you company! I was planning to just have a midnight stroll, myself."

>>5610118
What about Lulu x Lulu x Lulu?

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>>5610056
>TFW Kennycomix is a decent artist
>The stupid racist nignog diologue ruins every picture
>Have to wait for an edit
Why must he hurt me in this way.

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>>5610118
((..Crap, there's already a Lulu player? Guess I'll bow out, then...!))

>>5610032
You put on a facade of purity. A beautiful young lady, dressed so elegantly. Smelling of sweets. That pretty black flower atop your head. But we know your true nature. I know your true nature.
>He leans over her shoulder from behind her, his hands resting upon her shoulders, his lips moving towards her ear as he whispered.
That you're a glutton for high calorie foods, and you stave off obesity working men for their milkies.

>>5609900
>It was really like two spies were having sexual fun with each other. They both had reasons to try and backstab the other for their own goal, but the problem was if they were really letting their goals go for now or if they were gonna take the first chance they got to continue it. Despite this, the more aromatic he felt himself from her hair, the less he thought about how he got here in the first place.
>Hearing of her approval, he smiled gently up at her and undid her Monokuma pins, picking them out of her hair and placing them aside, as he gently rubbed her hair back, letting her strawberry pink/golden/whatever color you see it as hair flow down around to her waist.
Well, I think you look better with it down...
>He remarked, sighing sweetly as he felt it with both hands, now stroking her back with care through her hair running in between his fingers.
It makes you look more regal in my opinion...

>>5610137
Throw in Lulu from FFX too

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>>5610144
Hah, don't even think about it. Haven't you ever heard of a mirror match, Lulu?

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>>5610144
>Don't worry about other people playing your character.
>Just try to set her apart from the other person, so people can tell the difference!

>>5609993
I sure am!

>>5609995
Consider better tastes

Burrito-Americans pls go

>>5610144
Please no, I need to see mirror fucking

>>5610020
Pretty fuckin' cranky. You ever wake up a bear before? Let me tell you that shit doesn't end well. You don't wanna end up like them do you?

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>>5610050
>implying being single isn't the best
Be content with yourself dude. It's too easy to get caught up in an emotional tiff because of a significant other.

Stay single anon. The grass isn't greener on the other side.

>>5610155
Hi mecha.

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>>5610171
Eeeeehh?! Mirrors can't be matches, silly! The reflection would be nothing but... fiiire and hot flames and stuff!

>>5610121
(mind if we take a pause here?. Is kinda late and I might go to sleep in some minutes.)

>>5610171
Those panties are C U T E

>>5610020
Like I said, I'm just as lost to. Didn't really think I'll get that far; even confessing to you...
Well, better to be loss together than by yourself.

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>>5610155

....!

>That word again. That one word that the fearless Hotaru Shidare feared. Milkies. Like a barrage of milk tanks falling on top of her, she found herself trapped between the visitor and a wall.
>Swallowing some spit, she reached for the first object she could reach: A half-eaten Dagashi! Using it as some weapon, Hotaru pointed it at the possible attacker.

S-Stay away!

>>5610056

Delet this

>>5610217
{Of course!}

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>>5610065
That's me, wanted for being cutest outlaw in the galaxy! ...and maybe some other stuff too, but who cares!

>>5610082
>Howdy...
I hate country music... Also, this gun isn't even the dangerous thing. You should be worried about my, GIANT SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!
>She strikes a pose, forming a fist with her right robotic hand

>>5610257
(thank you!. I will catch you other time. See ya~)

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>>5609900
>S-sorry. I may pass out any time now and I want to have the thing go one for a long time.

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>>5610080
Screw you, Master.That's not funny!

>>5610094
Haven't heard of that one before. I'll be sure to remember it now.

>>5610120
Stop with these dumb jokes! They're not funny!

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>>5610189
We-Well no sir, I don't want to end up being mauled by a bear...I don't think anybody does. Th-That's a really brutal way to go...

>>5610224
Bu-But being lost doesn't solve anything... Yo-You should try searching deep inside your soul...or something cool like that.

>>5610273

Sorry about that, been playing too one too many games with Cowboys...

>The man cleared his throat, looking away from the Mechamancer. Or whatever the fuck was her class, I can't remember the name exactly.

Giant Super Fighting Robot?

>>5610308
If you don't show me your feet how can I know if I should give you some cute thigh-high socks!?

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>>5610213
Ahah, I really make myself laugh sometimes, you know that, me? I meant that we'd be mirroring one another, you goof! Actually wait... that means I'm a goof too.
>>5610222
LEWD!

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>>5610195

So, uh, what's the plan Papa Bones?

>>5610342
I want to rub my dick on her cute pantie covered butt.

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>>5610342
Mirroring?! Is that where when I move my legs, you move your legs too? And when I bap you with my staff, you bap me with your staff too? And when I make you into a squirrel, you make me into a squirrel too?

...Sounds fun!!!

>>5610213
Hi Anubu

>>5610055
Hey quit yelling, people are trying to fu- sleep here.

>>5610326
Well...
>He hums for a bit, crossing his arms.
What I want to do with you deep within my soul, I already said within my speech...
E-expect for the part, of what I want to do with you outside of sex...

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>>5610366
STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!
>>5610408
That's EXACTLY what I meant. Well, we don't have to get that blatant with our mirroring--that would get boring if we did the same stuff to eachother.

>>5610199
Hi Lupin

>>5610442
Hi virra.

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>>5610337
You can't just dress me up whenever you feel like it!
>She slowly stood up, arms crossed as she glared at you.
Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, fag.

>>5610438
I'll do it anyways. Then when I am done rubbing over those cute panties i'll fuck her cute little yordle pussy.

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>>5610333
>The girl crosses her arms and falls back, getting caught by a huge laser robot torso getting summoned behind her. She pats him on the shoulder and noogies his head.

Anon, meet 'Deathtrap'. Deathtrap, Anon. He is a defense robot, complete with hydraulic claws, lasers, flamethrowers, machine guns aaand, a cup holder~

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>>5610435
Uh-huh...Well, have you tried...I dunno
, wo-working towards those actions?

>>5610326
REALLY brutal yeah, it's fuckin' awful.
>He casually strides over to her and stands at her side, throwing an arm across her shoulders.
But there's ways to calm a bear, or really any pissed off dude down before he gets to mauling people. You know what it is right?

>>5610352
Who else would be a part of this guild?

Sponty, I know you are lurking out there.
Go to sleep

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>>5610410
((Whooo?))

>>5610414
Oh, sorry, anon! I'll make sure to whiiiisper.

>>5610438
Oooh, I see, other me! Wellll, whad did you have in mind? Charades? Oooh, oooh, let's bake each other berry cupcakes!

>>5610522

T-That's... Impressive. Slightly intimidating too. Not exactly giant but quite scary.

>The man cautiously approached the construct, his eyes narrowing as he analyzed it. He even gathered the courage to reach for the metallic plates covering the frame of the robot as he tapped it a couple of times.
>More than simple curiosity, there were hints of academic knowledge behind every action of his. After all, the glasses he was wearing made him look somewhat nerdy.

Impressive! What kind of energy source does it use?

>>5610509
>Pours chocolate into the USB port and anything he could for that matter.
Yup.

>>5610522
Where have you been all my life?

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>>5610609
Pepper spray? Honey? Beat the tar out of them? I dunno, I'm kinda at a loss here
>Flannery taps her cheek as she thinks of possible ways to calm the anon down

(I'm about to take a shower...so if my next post is in forever, that's why)

>>5610659
Thank you. Now then, what's a cute little fairy girl like you doing in a place like this? Did you lose something?

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>>5610677
Who is this?!

>>5610590
Well...
That's why I'm here...
>Taking a deep breath, he than faced her again with a determined look in his eyes.
Flannary; I'm requesting permission for you to be my girlfriend! Benefits of such a title will be constant love, affection, cuddling and other various activities that are considered, "romantic"!
>"By god I sound so clueless" he thought to himself.

>>5610308
>The anon clicks on the female's clothing.

>Tfw no tomboy to have hot steamy sex with

>>5610738
>Floods the entire PC case with liquid choclate.
Your prom date, you ugly sack of shit.

>>5610781
>chocolate*
fucc

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>>5610710
Weell... Pix and I were doin' some hide and seek and that dummy went off in the direction of this HUUUGE maple tree and I went after him and now I can't find Pix and I'm loooost!

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>>5610659
All of that sounds AWESOME! We're definitely gonna have to do all that, how does a sleepover sometime sound?

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>>5610760
>She slapped the cursor away
Stop! Master, why are you being such a perv?

>>5610781
>>5610803
SILICA

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>>5610666
Oh well, ya know, a nanotechnology nuclear diffusion core in a modified DT unit, kindergarten stuff. And Thanks! Got me... third... place in the Edin 5 youth science fair! Stupid Marcy Holloway had to steal my design and have her daddy buy the judges, buuut she got what was coming to her. But ya know, it wasn't my fault! DT was just doing his job designed for what he was programmed to do! On slight miscalculation and you blow up a girl. But eh, fuck the first law!

>>5610678
Opening Vaults on Pandora and destroying the system! Ya know, 18 year old girl stuff. What about you handsome?

POST BUTTS

hmm

>>5610815
Wow, you must have gotten way lost, cause I don't see any trees around here, and I definitely don't know any Pix's. But while you're here, why don't you stay a while?

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Hey everyone, blogposting retard here.
Deciding to take a break and I'll leave it at that.
I know there's a few who have asked before so here's your chance. If you want to get in contact with me off thread, my discord is Horace#0213

I'm really boring though so you've been warned.
Peace.

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>>5610833
Ooooo, a sleeepoveeeerrr? Hmmm.... Yes, yes, I could bring over my pajamas and fluffy squirrels and all of my hats for them to sleep in! And maybe that dummy Pix too when I find him, hmmmph...!

>>5610885
Weeell, I probably won't find any fairies like Pix heere... but if this place is filled with nice people like you, I'll make this my little playground for a while, then!

>>5610855
Wow, your bad at this, just as bad as you are at tap dancing. Or wearing shoes and having feet in general.
>Adds strawberries to the computer in random places, some of them falling off because of, well, gravity.

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>>5610879
Ass

>>5610886
RIP

>>5610877
Stuck on this dumb rock, sadly...
You seem like my kinda girl though.

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>>5610932
Just tell me already! Please! And stop making such a goddamn mess!

>>5610877

.......

>While he was considerably decent with technology, he was nowhere to the level of Gaige. Hell, stuff that she considered Kindergarten stuff? The girl was a genius... Except for the little tale about blowing up her competitors. That could happen to anyone, right? Right?
>Clearing his throat, he stopped tapping the armor of the robot before looking at the girl.

Cute and talented. A combo you don't see everyday.

>>5610925
Hmhm, you're welcome miss...uh...what's your name? You're some kind of fairy right? What do you do?

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>>5610886
Was it cuz I tried to rob your waifu's candy shop and you knew you couldn't stop me? Fuckin' culero.

(Feel better, Mechz)

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>>5610886
bye babby :(((
>>5611066
hi papi

>>5610690
>He cringes at the mention of pepper spray. She didn't have any of that right? Rather than run the risk of getting a dose of it he decides to answer.
You just make him tired again! It's obvious, duh. A bit of vigorous activity here and some good exercises there and they'll be down for the count. It's way more practical than it sounds.

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>>5611079
覚悟!

>>5610886
See ya later mate.

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>>5611056
Teeheehee! I'm a yordle, silly gooose! And I guess I'm a magicky yordle at that... I also like purples! And I'm Lulu!

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>>5610886
Take care.

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>>5611098
뭐? You know my Japanese is rusty, oppa

>>5611125
Adorable Kawai poster.

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>>5610886

Take care, will you?

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>>5611140
It is fine, Hana. How has your stream been going?

>>5611021
No way, Jose.

>>5611123
Well, I've never heard of a yordle in my life, but are they all as cute as you Lulu? You look like someone that's real fun to play with!

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>>5610925
Absolutely wonderful! I'll be seeing you around soon then. This is going to be great, so much fun stuff I've gotta prepare for this! My Pix seems to be missing too though... I wonder why!?

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Let's spice this up; post characters you wish would be RPed here.

I'm doing this because I believe we lost the pastebin.

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>>5611170
Omo! I didn't realize you watched it... Though I guess that shouldn't be much of a surprise! It's going great, oppa!
>>5611203
http://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm

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>>5611023
>She swings and hangs upside down in front of you, her legs hooked onto DT's arm. A mere inches away from your face.
Awww, he hehe heh you called me cute. Thanks puddy cup, you ain't that bad of a looker yourself
>She knocks on your head with her mechanical arm
So, what do ya know about servos, git any mechanical that needs manning?

>>5610997
Reaaaly? Ya know, I'm always looking for more Hunters to help me with chests, salvage junk, kill psychos, the usual. Besides, me and DT can keep ya safe. What's your type of girl?
>She splays down on the gravely earth, her legs slightly spread, offering a glimpse at her striped panties, though she could appear to care less

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>>5611188
>>5611191
((S-sorry, something came up! We can kick this off tomorrow, if you two'd like!))

>>5610886
cya man, hope you have a good one

>>5610966
phew

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>>5611180
Tell me before I go and sleep. Please!

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>>5611218
But of course! Surely you didn't think all I did in my time was train? Speaking of training, I came here seeking my master and have found that he has left this place. How unfortunate. Hana, what are you doing here?

>>5611250
Where's the fun in that, though?

>>5611246
Ahh, goodnight Lulu number 2.

>Someone picks up Genji
>It's just for an easy in with D.va

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>>5611257
Uncle Zenny? I'm sure he'll be back soon! I hope at least; he had really good teachings! I-I was told by my fans that this was a fun place to hang out. What are /you/ doing here?

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>>5611267
Fuck, you're impossible. Why are you doing this?

>>5611276
When will the easy in meme ever end?

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>>5611154
>

>>5611276
Hanzo > Genji

>>5611229

H-Hey...

>The man rubbed his head, chuckling somewhat at her playfulness. Sure, she was strange but at the very least she was fun to have around.
>Crossing his arms and tilting his head, the man placed a single hand on his lips, thinking.

Well, I'll be honest with you: I'm more focused on the A.I. part of robots rather than the hardware. So, uh, not at all. I don't have anything mechanical that needs to get fixed...

>A sly grin appeared on his lips, giving Gaige a somewhat flirtatious look.

Although I do have a too that needs to be used~

>>5611299
Because I'm still lightly salted about never getting to spitroast you.

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>>5611283
I came here because I was told someone fitting the description of the masked assassin Reaper was seen in the area. Also according to Winston, this is a popular hangout for Overwatch agents, and I've come to see this is true. Why is that, Hana?

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>>5611246
Fine by me. I should be around.

>>5611307
Cute!

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>>5611276
Did you ask them?
>>5611313
>Have a Thing for Hanzo
>I will absolutely be called too thirsty
shrug
>>5611323
Eheh... I couldn't tell you. Heol... Reaper is here? I haven't seen him, really. Unless he's undercover? Is that even possible for him? Aigoo, so creepy.

>>5611229
>He crossed his arms, eyeing down her petite body before looking back up to her face.
Yeah, well, that might be pretty fun...
And really, I just like a girl that knows what she wants and does what she wants. None of that fancy bullshit. Girls that like to get down and dirty are the best in my opinion.

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>>5611316
Oooh, okay. I thought you were kill?

>>5611382
Man, you seem about as dense as me.

>>5611353
>Implying we're all not thirsty for Hanzo.

>>5611301
I don't even like the meme. Perhaps I am just spoiled on the fact that the other Overwatch males never instantly latched themselves onto Dva.

>>5611353
No, I simply assumed by the fact that the first thing they did when posting in the threads was latch onto you.

>>5611353
>>5611398

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>>5610352
>>5610352
It's very simple my dear Hotaru.

I'm going to build a wall, and /hg/ is going to pay for it...

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>>5611398
TRU
For real, my thing for silver foxes is such an issue
>>5611414
I apologize, then..

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>>5611397
Now you're confusing me again. Stahp

>>5611125
>>5611307
...wait
This is Kawai the baker guy, right? The one with the hardon for Teto?

>>5611421
put mecha on there in memory
maybe a wanted poster of LD with his face x'd out

>>5611445
You're a dumb.

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>>5611353
Yes, he is a crafty one it seems. If not Reaper himself then someone who is much too similar to him. Either way, such a dangerous individual cannot be allowed to walk freely unchecked. Here, have this snack. You look famished.

>Genji reached behind him to one of his many compartments to pull out a candy bar. A simple little candy bar of the "Milky Wilky" brand. With a flick of his hand, he tossed the sugary treat over to D.va's direction.

Please! Eat!

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>>5611421
Mr. Skeletal, may I also join the guild? I have more than enough influence to help us with ZA WARRU.

>>5611448
>tfw reminded that yuru is still gone
Someone end my suffering already.

>>5611421
>>5611478
pls no

>>5611468
All the wrong people can animate well...

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>>5611478
I will fight you for that spot.

>>5611468
D LEAT

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>attempts to summon Mattie

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>>5611456
Hey, that was my thing, I think. Just give me a hint or something before I go.

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Heya ERP~

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>>5611315
>A sly grin grows across the engineers face, as she thinks she understands what you are getting at. She takes her hand and begins to finger walk it down your chest, teasingly slowly but eventually making its way to your belt line. She then pulls down your trousers, revealing your under garments
Well well well well well, is this a Flux capacitor in your pocket, or are ya just happy to see me
>She snickers at her own joke and drops to her knees

>>5611360
>A perverted grin grows across her face, snickering at the words
Hehe... 'down and dirty'
>She tilts her head and places her hands in her cheeks, feigning confusion
What ever could you mean?

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>>5611503
Guys pls :(
>>5611475
>Hana cocks an eyebrow, catching the Milky Wilky bar with the help of almost unnaturally fast reflexes.
Er, gamsa. (Thanks)
>She mumbles, unwrapping the candy and taking a small bite.
Why do you even have this? I thought you don't eat..

>>5611537
I want to plunder this dog girl's booty.

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>>5611503
I will LITERALLY hug you.

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>>5611453
Another time maybe. I wanna play Darkest D for a bit.

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Hi