/sug/ Steven Universe General - Lapis Flapis Edition Last T

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>>5607978
You're probably the weird kid who faps to CD-i Ganon.

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BITCH

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ONE THOUSAND AND EIGHTY PEES

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Steven is pure love.

>>5608154
Jasper is fat

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>>5608154
Oh hey look this thread is about me.

I demand that everyone dump everything of Steven they have.

For science.

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hello

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tumblr @ video chat

Vol. 2 Shorts:

Cooking with Lion
https://mega.nz/#!GRM1HaiD!-bZW_QRvAgFnXKNnbJgrfQUT4sceYtvO3VJx0S4iplE

Gem Karaoke:
https://mega.nz/#!jJNWwBDB!LqEM0hMEzd4JxSnwIZCIms-3hxBE1fkUvDT3-FSuYGk

CBF Reaction Vid:
https://mega.nz/#!6ZVHXSjY!QHejh6p3TDHIgNrHdZPEFVWePUuTr08Yv0-7ySdk8Yg

Video Chat:
https://mega.nz/#!aAFykYqJ!jPTgWo6TMyzzd5uzfQ9Un9mvmT2LfMEvKlQGqTAW1tA

Steven's Song
https://mega.nz/#!SRt3QZZK!Hrrea2XKmyH0RPtt4AWN-XhF8o-XlA_6iqN8OmDmgFw

>>5608179
The shit Jasper puts up with to get sum fuze

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>>5608201
Well, i can't say no to that logic.
Besides, is always good time to post Steb.

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I just want Jasper to be happy

>>5608209
>literally "Stop having fun guys"
Tumblr got ass ravaged when Say Uncle aired too, their opinion should always be discarded.

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>>5608201
Slutty-ass floozy gem

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Post your cutest poils

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>>5608198

>>5608209
>Reacting like that because of the trauma
>That's making fun of the trauma

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SPICY

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>>5608201
Steven is Connie's Lapis.

>>5608209
That's hilarious

>>5608209
Wow
Also, she doesn't really harbor a hatred for Jasper aside from her harming Steven. Lapis has dished out far more suffering than a few yanks on her arm, and she knows this

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>>5608241

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>>5608209
but it's funny and makes lappy best gem yet again

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>>5608262

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>>5608241

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>>5608238
At this point, you're 100% correct.
>>5608249
NEVER

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>>5608046
Nah I'm not them. I was looking into putting stuff on VHS for fun for a long time but that blog gave me the inspiration to make the process I had a lot more convenient. I'm 95% of the way there! Just gotta fix this stuttering problem and then I'll be...99% of the way there. I can't get my computer to recognize my VCR as a third screen which would make it way easier, not waste blank dvds, and have no stuttering problems.

>>5608209
Yeah but Know Your Fusion can make fun of Jasper's trauma? That's okay and dandy

They think lapis is an innocent snowflake and that disgusts me and is a disservice to her character

>>5608264
>Lapis grabs the camera
>immediately points it towards her feet

They knew.

>>5608209
why would you WANT Lapis to be a boring mopey emo cunt all the time

>>5608154
So, when are we going to get a depressing reprise of Steven's Song in a trailer?

>>5608209
I never expect anything more of them, but I'm somehow still always disappointed.

How do these people go through life like this?

New uploads for the shorts. 1080p and no watermark.

https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew

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I will protect my wife's name.

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>>5608297
You seem kinda familiar...

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oops

>>5608307
>no watermark
my man

>>5608303
It's what Zuke wants, and she says as much.

Thank god she didn't board any of the shorts

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>>5608231
Thanks, anon. It's great to hear I'm not the only one who likes him.

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More Boi for your delight.

>>5608301
>Yeah but Know Your Fusion can make fun of Jasper's trauma?
NO
Zuke got what she deserved

>>5608264
>LET ME SAVE YOU LIKE YOU SAVED ME
I thought I would never hear this, but now I have, I feel so good right now so-
>>5608209
-fuck you, seeing lapis trying to save steven is the best

>>5608303
Because they think it's better for someone to never get over something. Being traumatized and not solving it instantly is good, but having a character be permanently depressed and mopey, just like in reality, gets really annoying.

>>5608336
>It's what Zuke wants
That's even more of a reason not to want it.

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>>5608300
love your work, dude

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>>5608336
I agree. If Zuke was in charge Lapis probably would've actually broke Peri's tablet.

>>5608347
Even if she got what she deserved afterwards, the epsiode still made it to air.

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>>5608297
Lapis, what would Steven think if you started forcing him to choose you?

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>>5608339
What are you talking about? There's a lot people here who likes the boi.

>>5608351
>all that passion in her voice

I shivered.

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Jeff Liu is fucking great

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>>5608324

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Lappy makes me happy

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Boy is she sweaty.

>>5608372
But that would make Peridot sad and threaten Lapidot, Zuke would never do that

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>>5608361
Thank you anon

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>>5608406
>filename
Yes, good.

>>5608415
True
Only Amedot got that treatment by Zuke in TSTR

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>>5608377
Anon, you underestimate me. I won't make it obvious, I'll slowly persuade him to fall in love with me. There's no other way, I can't accept anything else.
>>5608323
Probably, yeah.
Also SAVED

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>>5608383
stevens great, just have him in allot of pics with someone with him than a stand alone
>>5608394
Same, good shit famalam, good shit

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>>5608402
>no chin

>>5608415
Lapis crushed her tape recorder, but it's okay because they're lesbians now, right?

No seriously, fuck that mentality and fuck Puke.

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>>5608383
For real?

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I-
I had forgotten how utterly in love I am with Lapis when she's written by literally any non-Zuke person on the planet.

fucking 11/10 in this short, VA was spot on, blew the rest of season 4 out of the water. The rest of the shorts were fucking great too.

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I can't believe Lion fucking killed Steven.

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>>5608430
>>5608427
>>5608361
Where can I find Lapis semen bending, and how much is she charging?

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>>5608452
Just remember what you're up against.

And no, killing her won't work out for you. Steven will find out and that means he'll never forgive you.

>>5608486
Hope Zuke knows she's an ass

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>>5608452
>Probably, yeah.

Thank you for being honest.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

those shorts were 10/10, every single one

>>5608474
>still on about the tape recorder
shut up perifag no one cares, not even peridot

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>>5608505

>>5608498
Those people are lucky Steven cares about them.
>>5608504
No problem, senpai.

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>>5608451

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>>5608505
>when she know she did nothing wrong

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>>5608498
Would you listen to the doctor, /sug/?

>>5608496

get in line bud
>>5608195

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>>5608486
I desperately wish Zuke was here to see how terrible she really is.

>>5608486
I too forgot how much better non-Zuke Lapis was.

Why haven't they fired that bitch yet?

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>>5608454
uhh, even i have some pictures with him with company, i try to post him more stand alone, though. I'll try to post him with someone more often.

>>5608481
Of course, just look at the reactions of the last thread about "CBF Reaction"

How long ago did the skype short thing come out and how did i miss that?

>>5608302
>The first thing she does is check the back
>the back of the object she thinks steven is trapped in
>the back

I love her

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>>5608552
Fuck the small green one already!

>>5608452
Lapis, Connie has the power of The Hero's Journey on her side, you are the Shape Shiftier, not the Feminine. You are pretty fucked SOL

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>>5608527

Eh, I saw this and it mad me laugh. What do you think, /sug/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsrHjJuIeaw

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>>5608558
I hate doctors.

>>5608552
It's so exciting to Lapis get physical like that, not even reaching for water. There's a fighter in her, if only she could harness her tenacity to go beyond reactionary

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>>5608486
Did Colin single-handedly save S4?

>>5608600
>nothing in the homework folder
Connie you little shit

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>>5608594
Do you like cock?

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>>5608486
I agree, shit got my love for water witch rekindled
blew my mind to see her look and sound so, whats the word?
Alive? refreshed and actually expressive?

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im thinking of this au where MG and pearl adopt a dog for some reason.... any ideas

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>>5608591

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>>5608600
>hand focus
>foot focus

What's Colin's endgame?

>>5608600
>>5608610
She has good taste in games.

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>>5608566
That's wonderful!

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>>5608633
>dreams about being lapis
what does it mean

>>5608600
imagine if that was her foot

eh, guess i can become a handfag

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>>5608633
>>5608600
Did I miss someone handing out a Mega file with the Shorts intact?

>>5608651
He smashed the fuck out of Peridot's tablet.

Anyone else catch Pearl blushing at Amethyst and then moaning her name.

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>>5608656
WAKE UP

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>>5608656

>>5608629
Steven walks lion, mg/Pearl walk their dog

Give it a funny name

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>>5608652
I can speak from experience that hands are a great fetish to get into.

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>>5608665
READ
THE
THREAD
IDIOT

>>5608665
https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew

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>>5608651
Oh god...is Colin our guy?

Colin's our guy.

>>5608651
He's the chosen Lapis boarder of legend.

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>>5608656
best gem

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>>5608647
There you go! Now if you excuse me, i'll stick to my duty for Stebenposting.

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Vegas only crashed once this time!

>>5608552
"Steven should really be more careful with his friend's stuff"
>Doesn't remember that she just tried to break Peridot's shit
>Doesn't remember having recording devices on Homeworld
>Makes a joke about how Steven should take better care of his computer right after throwing an autistic fit over it being evil and dangerous

>>5608565
Zuke will kill herself if she gets fired and Rebecca knows it

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>>5608714

>>5608728
The Sweets has gone soft

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>>5608713
so whats the process you do for making these? is it just overlays and effects or something more?

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>>5608674
No.
>>5608710
Yes.

Is there a cute Pearl/Lapis mobile wallpapers?

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>>5608633
Don't forget detailed bulging muscles

>>5608629
Adopt a dog and they call it Jasper

Pearl doesn't like the dog at all at first

Mystery girl lets it sleep on her bed. Pearl just watches with jealousy as the dog scoots closer to her

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>>5608708
Zuke is the worst boarder imaginable for Lapis and Colin is the greatest.

I feel like this is volatile information.

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>>5608652
So you've been banned from feet, the rules are very clear on this.

You're in.

>>5608758
I hate that overinflated, turgid arm. Rest of colins japser was great.

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>>5608703
>>5608708
ZUKE JUKED

>>5608652
>Lapis will never press her hand against your window

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>>5608714
>>5608735

Lapis is a special kind of retarded

>>5608764
>dog
>Jasper

Jasper is a name for cats

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>>5608782
bitch i love it

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>>5608743
Now it's burn to DVD -> Record to VHS from DVD -> Record from VHS to computer -> Fix any stuttering in vegas

before it was

Shrink to 480p -> Put on SD card -> Play in WiiMC -> Record to VHS -> Record to computer

So it's a lot easier now though still not the ideal

>>5608822
Don't make me stare at this gif again, I already love it.

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Second to last boi before i go to bed.

>>5608743
Also I'm not the one making that blog by the way so I don't know how they do it.

>>5608745
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

>>5608822
It's perspective gone wrong
Don't be a blind fangirl

>>5608791
>they say if you listen close enough when she hugs him, you can hear a faint *splooge*

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>>5608827
cool stuff

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>>5608652
HANDS?

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>>5608791
>lapis and steven hugging
only thing I care about, I feel complete

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>>5608771
>Zuke is the shittiest at writing her favorite
pottery
Lappy was fine in AaS, Back to the Moon, and Video Chat, but all of a sudden in Beta she's a boring fucking board.

Anyone know this artist's NSFW blog? http://mushroom-cookie-bears.tumblr.com/

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>>5608822
I can't look away, SOMEBODY HELP!

>>5608561
amy has downs now

Jaspidot>lapidot

How do we defeat Zuke "The Duke" Nukem?

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>>5608864
It's crazy just how far she'll go for Little Stevie. She must've had absolutely no self-worth before the war.

>>5608900
>now

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>>5608856
>>5608864
you can have your lapidot, but Steven will always be Lapis's number one.

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>>5608826
I NEED A GIF OF AMY TWERKING IN PEARL'S FACE RIGHT NOW

>>5608676
wheres her boner?

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>>5608903
"Bawlin'" Colin Howard

We need to create some great nicknames for him to counteract "Puke" and "Duke"

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>>5608846
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP

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>>5608903
Juke her to death
AGAIN

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>>5608883
If Lapis continues to be written like she was in this short, she'll overwhelmingly be the best character in the show.

Steven really brings out the best of her, doesn't he?

>>5608903
ban her from lapidot episodes until she learns how to write properly, that's where her fanfics shine the worst

>>5608855
it only look "wrong" for that frame or two before she pulls her arm back and it looks kind of stumpy, which isn't the part that matters since the hot muscle bulging doesn't happen until after she pulls her arm back and the shot freezes there for a moment so her beefiness can be appreciated :^)

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>>5608931

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>>5608902
Well, I won't say you're wrong.

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Last Boi of the day.
The shorts were excellent, i loved all of them.
Going to bed, see you tomorrow /sug/!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCd-m32oAs

>>5608904
Who knows about before the war, but I imagine being stuck in the mirror with no one giving a shit about her must have been the real nasty blow.

Come to think of it, if the Mirror needs to consent to showing the user something, isn't it kind of a crappy interrogation tool? The only leverage you have is "I will take you out of the mirror if you give me what I want" and the prisoner has no reason to believe you.

>>5608935
>Colin "can't be deflowered" Howard
>Fallin' for Colin
>"All-in" Colin
>"Ballin'" Colin

>>5608950
cute

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I need a Pearl/Lapis mobile wallpaper, help!

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>>5608969
Night Lapis!

>>5608943
Why are Colin and Jeff such masterful players?

Imagine a Homeworld Trio episode with bulging Jasper arms, weird Lapis fetishes and Peridot actually making cool gadgets, like her WiFi Mower.

>>5608885
As of 6 hours ago it was mushroom-kinky-bears.
http://mushroom-cookie-bears.tumblr.com/post/151303665251/whats-your-nsfw-blog

Looks like it's down.

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>>5608950
I bet Peri likes giant women

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fuck off steven ;_;

>>5608948
not even the right one fuck you

>>5608947
The animation on her arm in this very short scene is awkward all the all the way, and the too-short chiseled sausage freeze frame result is not sexy

But if that's your thing

I am glad all of you are now coming to terms with my handsome and talented husbando Collin being the true best crewniverse member, I hope you all can make it to our wedding

>>5608903
She doesn't need to be defeated, just held away from Lapis and Peridot. Other than those two she's pretty good.

>>5608885
>>5608999
Oh nevermind. It's not down; I just fucked up the URL.

http://mushroom-kinky-bears.tumblr.com/

>>5609013
Samantha Pepper lives to torment us.

>>5608999
Works for me http://mushroom-kinky-bears.tumblr.com/

Don't know how I missed that ask

>>5609034
close your sopping vagina

>>5608973
>Colin "Ain't a coward" Howard

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>>5608943
Their episodes are always my favorites and their dynamic is literally one of the cutest in the show, maybe second to Garnet and Steven. Peridot and Lapis are nice too, but Zuke makes it so odd and one-sided which is a shame.

>>5609034
okay but please save a slice of the cake if you got any, ill bring the confetti

>>5609026
Pearlmethyst revives?

>>5609026
I know how you feel, Pearl

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>>5609071
It was never truly dead anon.

>>5609026
How are you Pearlmethystfags feeling about these mixed messages lately

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>>5609050

>>5609034
okay but is he as amazing as joe?

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>>5609057
They still need more episodes together. I really hope Same Old World was just the tip of the iceberg for these two.

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>>5609057
Lapis and Peridot were perfect together interaction-wise in this one. I really do like their friendship. Zuke is just awful at writing them together. Keep her away from them.

Steven and Lapis interacting gives me life. That hug extended my life by at least two years. They need more episodes together.

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>>5609091
Tell that to S

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>>5609094
It's always been like this though, even early on when they didn't like each other that much, but I like it better, now that they don't fight anymore.

>>5609094
Pearl has the hots for pretty much everyone but this is the first time she showed attraction to Amethyst so I feel a little hopeful

>>5609135
Who?

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>>5609135
I wanna fug her.

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>>5609131
That hug made me contemplate my life, is that bad?

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>>5609147
>>5609026
>>5609071
>>5609091
Amy is for Peridot.

>>5609135
literally a White Diamond agent

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>>5608456
>>5608402

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>>5609135
We barely know S, and I doubt that she's gonna become a rommantic partner for Pearl, it just feels very out of nowhere like an Ass-Pull, plus she looks like Rose and that's weird.

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>every single one of these shorts were better than all of S4 and a good portion of S3
really makes ya think don't it

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>>5609135
She was just a one-episode character. Enough for a comedy episode

Pearl needs to seriously get over Rose

>>5609186
S, Mr. Frowny and Onion are all Homeworld spies.

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/ss/ is the be/ss/t.

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Imagine Sugar, barely able to hold her piss in any longer while locked in an elevator with her coworkers, Colin, Zuke, and Jeff.

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>>5609183
Get that green gremlin away from pearl's amy

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>>5609174
The punk lesbian from "Last One Out of Beach City". The paper with her number said "S" on it.

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>>5609183
gross get that out of here

>>5609216
Jesus look at the size of Pearl's legs

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>>5609131
for once It felt cute to see lapis and peridot interact and not cringy shit, good to see the three be very expressive
>extended my life by at least two years.
same, im so glad they have such a solid bond, I know ive said it before but it felt so good to see lapis instantly leap in to save steven from the 'mirror'

>>5609195
You can chalk most of that up to the current lack of episodes.

>>5609165
It means she's moving away from her servitude to large women fetish. Though Ame is still a quartz like rose...

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>>5609245
I want to touch them

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>>5609216
>>5609219
They're meant to be.

>>5609198
>implying there are one episode characters

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>>5609266

>>5609277
Not him, but Mr. frowny

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Pearlmethyst lives again

I feel fucking alive

Fuck S

>>5609251
>to see lapis instantly leap in to save steven from the 'mirror'

That really worries me. She was so gung-ho about his safety, it makes me feel like she's gonna sacrifice herself for him later down the line.

>>5609304
WOW IT AIRED A FEW EPISODES AGo

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>>5609266
>he actually believes this

I really hope we see some more tech-geek Peridot in the show proper. There is so much junk in the Temple alone (Not counting all the battlefields they seem to never bother cleaning up) she could make miracles out of.

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Cheese sandwich as pretty as can be
Cheese sandwich please come back to me

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>>5609217
She's ugly and has no personality

>>5609334
I'd eat that sandwich

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>>5609330
>being this jealous of best ship

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>>5609321
>tfw you will never get a hickey

>>5609314
>Lapis
>dying
it couldn't happen soon enough

>>5609356
Hickeys fucking suck, lol
Everyone makes fun of you for having one, too

>>5609215
>locked in an elevator

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>>5609353
Did you not go to school pal? You misspelled shit.

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>>5609358
>this pretty little face dying

Impossible.

>>5609342
I'll accept that we all have different tastes, but you can't really say she has no personality if we haven't had a chance to spend any time with her. Do you also think White Diamond is poorly written?

>>5609325
Rainbow quartz, Jane, Lar's parents.

>>5609314
I was more worried for Peri's safety desu, I thought she was going to beat the shit out of her

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>>5609408
Only thing that's shit here is your opinion.

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>>5609314
>it makes me feel like she's gonna sacrifice herself
she would, 100%. but stevens getting really strong, so the chances of him taking a back seat are slimming down
She has the mindset to 'do it for steven' and jump the gun at any chance to save him, but im sure he will rearrange her thinking and she stops going solo and they team up

>>5609416
Jane was the ticket booth girl in a season 1 episode

Flashbacks don't count

I'll only give you Lars' parents so far

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>>5609358
rood

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>>5609412
She didn't even talk

Do you really expect her to come back and play a major role in Pearl's arc? I doubt it

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>>5608859
http://vhsripstevenuniversescreencaps.tumblr.com/post/131747563730/disclaimer

Here is how they do it.

>>5609314
I mean, how many parallels are they gonna draw between Pearl and Lapis at this rate?

These shorts were fucking cute.

Seeing Steven pose to "haven't you noticed i'm a star" made me laugh.

>>5609421
Why would she attack Peridot?
Lapis was only targeting the tablet, and she even said "Step aside, Peridot".

>>5609013
what is this from?

>>5609505
The short nobody cares about

>>5609469
>She didn't even talk
My point exactly.

I never said I expect her to come back (although I'd like it). I was just responding to >>5609342. I wasn't the anon who said "Tell that to S".

>>5609412
Not him, but that's exactly why she doesn't seem like a nice pairing to Pearl, there's nothing there, you might as well pair her with a shitty fanmade character, though she has potential, I don't think she doesn't have a boy/girlfriend already, she would never go to a show alone.

>>5609521
fuck you it was interesting to see an actual cbf episode.

who voiced the angry lunch trio?

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>>5609391
>tfw noone will ever kiss you

>>5609505
https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew

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Here you go both original Lapis episodes recorded from a real VHS. Give any feedback you want. Tape quality,etc.

https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw

>>5609528
You bet your ass she already has a boy/girlfriend. She was texting with someone at the party and then left in a hurry after talking to Pearl.

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>>5609334
absolutely disgusting

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>>5609528
>gave Pearl her number in minutes of meeting her, without Pearl asking for it
She's clearly interested in Pearl.

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>>5609541
>tfw kissless forever virgin

>>5609560
>lapizza
P O T T E R Y

>>5608791
Connie's taste in games is great, I wanna fucking pillage her base in Empires and Eras 2.

>>5609448
Any season 1 corrupted gem that isn't Centi, like the red eye, or even Frybo.

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>>5609541
I-I'll kiss you, Bismuth.

>>5609565
She was simply tired of hearing Pearl talk about nerd things so she made up a number and left with the excuse that they could talk later.

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>Lue's Estate
Holy shit there's a reference to my favorite Gamecube game. Wasn't expecting to see that.

>>5609599
>Those cards
FUCK

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>>5609334
Cheese sandwich best food. Lunch Trio
W H E N
H
E
N

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>>5609599

>>5609565
Debatable, she didn't even say her name.

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>>5609580

>>5609616
never, cheese sandwich is fucking disgusting

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>>5609525
My point is that there were so many opportunities to let us hear her voice but it never happened. Makes me think that they didn't even hire a VA for her because she's never showing up again. I don't see the appeal in pairing Pearl up with someone whose personality is a complete blank slate and who looks as if Rose was put in a human Rock AU.

>>5609600
>being this far in denial
Yes, because S's body language definitely reflected someone who wanted to ditch Pearl.

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>>5609644
WHAT IF

>>5609610
>no bobby hatcher and the giga egg

>>5609638
You wouldn't be saying that if you grew up poor.

>>5609644
I just think it's cute personally. No real reason beyond that. Nothing against Pearlmethyst either.

>>5609659
>Defending a ship that not only hasn't set sail yet, but hasn't even left the dry dock.

>>5609570
>tfw would have not been but you didn't realize someone liked you in middle school until it was too late and they moved on

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>>5609610
>Pikemen 2

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>she nut but you still succin n ur bae is watching

>>5609311
thanks for posting the version without the dumb edited tits

>>5609696
Fuck off

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>>5609691
Forgot the >face

>>5609667
>no paper mark and the hundred decade portcullis
for shame steven

>>5609696
>Era 2

>>5609659
Have you ever talked to friends before?

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>>5609696
bleach for your soul

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>>5609691
>>5609714
>Bismuth
>not having friends

>>5609659
Not him but that's reaching, you can't be serious when you say manerisms confirm/deny anything, by that logic amethyst's teasing means that she wants to bone Pearl.

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>>5609681
That's fair.

I might start liking it myself if the girl got a personality and if she wasn't compared to Rose every other moment

>>5609644
MYSTERY girl. If we heard her talk she wouldn't be so mysterious. She played her part for that ep, now she can be something more next time

what if Steven did a Let's Play?

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>>5609773
You said it, not me

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>>5609765
>tfw I'm not Bismuth in real life

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>>5609696
Is this from a flash animation or some shit?

>>5609682
You know, if we're being serious, I can get thinking Pearl's thing with S isn't meant to last, but thinking she's a one-off character is pure denial. She's clearly interested in Pearl, and while she might not have a voice, it's possible we'll see her developments with Pearl entirely through Pearl, either through one sided phone conversations or just Pearl reacting after the fact. They made S important by involving her with Pearl and making her look like Rose. There's no way in hell they're dropping her and she's never coming back.

>>5609732
Yeah, I forgot how many times I take a moment check out my friends.

>>5609788
I'd rather watch Peridot's LP

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>>5609778
Made me think she's never coming back

That whole episode felt off

Like a parody

>>5609799
>

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>>5609796
I basically am.

It's great.

>>5609799
from one of the new shorts (though obviously the context is different)

>>5609799
New shorts.
https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew

>>5609815
You felt the vibes too, huh?

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>>5609799

>>5609820
You're a giant black woman in an apron with rainbow dreads? Nice

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>>5609827

>>5609820
You want to murder people that dont deserve it?