/sug/ Steven Universe General - Lapis Flapis Edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
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Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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>>5607978
You're probably the weird kid who faps to CD-i Ganon.
BITCH
ONE THOUSAND AND EIGHTY PEES
Steven is pure love.
>>5608154
Jasper is fat
>>5608154
Oh hey look this thread is about me.
I demand that everyone dump everything of Steven they have.
For science.
hello
tumblr @ video chat
Vol. 2 Shorts:
Cooking with Lion
https://mega.nz/#!GRM1HaiD!-bZW_QRvAgFnXKNnbJgrfQUT4sceYtvO3VJx0S4iplE
Gem Karaoke:
https://mega.nz/#!jJNWwBDB!LqEM0hMEzd4JxSnwIZCIms-3hxBE1fkUvDT3-FSuYGk
CBF Reaction Vid:
https://mega.nz/#!6ZVHXSjY!QHejh6p3TDHIgNrHdZPEFVWePUuTr08Yv0-7ySdk8Yg
Video Chat:
https://mega.nz/#!aAFykYqJ!jPTgWo6TMyzzd5uzfQ9Un9mvmT2LfMEvKlQGqTAW1tA
Steven's Song
https://mega.nz/#!SRt3QZZK!Hrrea2XKmyH0RPtt4AWN-XhF8o-XlA_6iqN8OmDmgFw
>>5608179
The shit Jasper puts up with to get sum fuze
>>5608201
Well, i can't say no to that logic.
Besides, is always good time to post Steb.
I just want Jasper to be happy
>>5608209
>literally "Stop having fun guys"
Tumblr got ass ravaged when Say Uncle aired too, their opinion should always be discarded.
>>5608201
Slutty-ass floozy gem
Post your cutest poils
>>5608198
>>5608209
>Reacting like that because of the trauma
>That's making fun of the trauma
SPICY
>>5608201
Steven is Connie's Lapis.
>>5608209
That's hilarious
>>5608209
Wow
Also, she doesn't really harbor a hatred for Jasper aside from her harming Steven. Lapis has dished out far more suffering than a few yanks on her arm, and she knows this
>>5608241
>>5608209
but it's funny and makes lappy best gem yet again
>>5608262
>>5608238
At this point, you're 100% correct.
>>5608249
NEVER
>>5608046
Nah I'm not them. I was looking into putting stuff on VHS for fun for a long time but that blog gave me the inspiration to make the process I had a lot more convenient. I'm 95% of the way there! Just gotta fix this stuttering problem and then I'll be...99% of the way there. I can't get my computer to recognize my VCR as a third screen which would make it way easier, not waste blank dvds, and have no stuttering problems.
>>5608209
Yeah but Know Your Fusion can make fun of Jasper's trauma? That's okay and dandy
They think lapis is an innocent snowflake and that disgusts me and is a disservice to her character
>>5608264
>Lapis grabs the camera
>immediately points it towards her feet
They knew.
>>5608209
why would you WANT Lapis to be a boring mopey emo cunt all the time
>>5608154
So, when are we going to get a depressing reprise of Steven's Song in a trailer?
>>5608209
I never expect anything more of them, but I'm somehow still always disappointed.
How do these people go through life like this?
New uploads for the shorts. 1080p and no watermark.
https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew
I will protect my wife's name.
>>5608297
You seem kinda familiar...
oops
>>5608307
>no watermark
my man
>>5608303
It's what Zuke wants, and she says as much.
Thank god she didn't board any of the shorts
>>5608231
Thanks, anon. It's great to hear I'm not the only one who likes him.
More Boi for your delight.
>>5608301
>Yeah but Know Your Fusion can make fun of Jasper's trauma?
NO
Zuke got what she deserved
>>5608303
Because they think it's better for someone to never get over something. Being traumatized and not solving it instantly is good, but having a character be permanently depressed and mopey, just like in reality, gets really annoying.
>>5608336
>It's what Zuke wants
That's even more of a reason not to want it.
>>5608300
love your work, dude
>>5608336
I agree. If Zuke was in charge Lapis probably would've actually broke Peri's tablet.
>>5608347
Even if she got what she deserved afterwards, the epsiode still made it to air.
>>5608297
Lapis, what would Steven think if you started forcing him to choose you?
>>5608339
What are you talking about? There's a lot people here who likes the boi.
>>5608351
>all that passion in her voice
I shivered.
Jeff Liu is fucking great
>>5608324
Lappy makes me happy
Boy is she sweaty.
>>5608372
But that would make Peridot sad and threaten Lapidot, Zuke would never do that
>>5608361
Thank you anon
>>5608406
>filename
Yes, good.
>>5608415
True
Only Amedot got that treatment by Zuke in TSTR
>>5608377
Anon, you underestimate me. I won't make it obvious, I'll slowly persuade him to fall in love with me. There's no other way, I can't accept anything else.
>>5608323
Probably, yeah.
Also SAVED
>>5608383
stevens great, just have him in allot of pics with someone with him than a stand alone
>>5608394
Same, good shit famalam, good shit
>>5608402
>no chin
>>5608415
Lapis crushed her tape recorder, but it's okay because they're lesbians now, right?
No seriously, fuck that mentality and fuck Puke.
>>5608383
For real?
I-
I had forgotten how utterly in love I am with Lapis when she's written by literally any non-Zuke person on the planet.
fucking 11/10 in this short, VA was spot on, blew the rest of season 4 out of the water. The rest of the shorts were fucking great too.
I can't believe Lion fucking killed Steven.
>>5608430
>>5608427
>>5608361
Where can I find Lapis semen bending, and how much is she charging?
>>5608452
Just remember what you're up against.
And no, killing her won't work out for you. Steven will find out and that means he'll never forgive you.
>>5608486
Hope Zuke knows she's an ass
>>5608452
>Probably, yeah.
Thank you for being honest.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
those shorts were 10/10, every single one
>>5608474
>still on about the tape recorder
shut up perifag no one cares, not even peridot
>>5608505
>>5608451
>>5608505
>when she know she did nothing wrong
>>5608498
Would you listen to the doctor, /sug/?
>>5608486
I desperately wish Zuke was here to see how terrible she really is.
>>5608486
I too forgot how much better non-Zuke Lapis was.
Why haven't they fired that bitch yet?
>>5608454
uhh, even i have some pictures with him with company, i try to post him more stand alone, though. I'll try to post him with someone more often.
>>5608481
Of course, just look at the reactions of the last thread about "CBF Reaction"
How long ago did the skype short thing come out and how did i miss that?
>>5608302
>The first thing she does is check the back
>the back of the object she thinks steven is trapped in
>the back
I love her
>>5608552
Fuck the small green one already!
>>5608452
Lapis, Connie has the power of The Hero's Journey on her side, you are the Shape Shiftier, not the Feminine. You are pretty fucked SOL
>>5608527
Eh, I saw this and it mad me laugh. What do you think, /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsrHjJuIeaw
>>5608558
I hate doctors.
>>5608552
It's so exciting to Lapis get physical like that, not even reaching for water. There's a fighter in her, if only she could harness her tenacity to go beyond reactionary
>>5608486
Did Colin single-handedly save S4?
>>5608600
>nothing in the homework folder
Connie you little shit
>>5608594
Do you like cock?
>>5608486
I agree, shit got my love for water witch rekindled
blew my mind to see her look and sound so, whats the word?
Alive? refreshed and actually expressive?
im thinking of this au where MG and pearl adopt a dog for some reason.... any ideas
>>5608591
>>5608600
>hand focus
>foot focus
What's Colin's endgame?
>>5608566
That's wonderful!
>>5608633
>dreams about being lapis
what does it mean
>>5608600
imagine if that was her foot
eh, guess i can become a handfag
>>5608633
>>5608600
Did I miss someone handing out a Mega file with the Shorts intact?
>>5608651
He smashed the fuck out of Peridot's tablet.
Anyone else catch Pearl blushing at Amethyst and then moaning her name.
>>5608656
WAKE UP
>>5608656
>>5608629
Steven walks lion, mg/Pearl walk their dog
Give it a funny name
>>5608652
I can speak from experience that hands are a great fetish to get into.
>>5608665
READ
THE
THREAD
IDIOT
>>5608665
https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew
>>5608651
Oh god...is Colin our guy?
Colin's our guy.
>>5608651
He's the chosen Lapis boarder of legend.
>>5608656
best gem
>>5608647
There you go! Now if you excuse me, i'll stick to my duty for Stebenposting.
Vegas only crashed once this time!
>>5608552
"Steven should really be more careful with his friend's stuff"
>Doesn't remember that she just tried to break Peridot's shit
>Doesn't remember having recording devices on Homeworld
>Makes a joke about how Steven should take better care of his computer right after throwing an autistic fit over it being evil and dangerous
>>5608565
Zuke will kill herself if she gets fired and Rebecca knows it
>>5608714
>>5608728
The Sweets has gone soft
>>5608713
so whats the process you do for making these? is it just overlays and effects or something more?
>>5608674
No.
>>5608710
Yes.
Is there a cute Pearl/Lapis mobile wallpapers?
>>5608633
Don't forget detailed bulging muscles
>>5608629
Adopt a dog and they call it Jasper
Pearl doesn't like the dog at all at first
Mystery girl lets it sleep on her bed. Pearl just watches with jealousy as the dog scoots closer to her
>>5608708
Zuke is the worst boarder imaginable for Lapis and Colin is the greatest.
I feel like this is volatile information.
>>5608652
So you've been banned from feet, the rules are very clear on this.
You're in.
>>5608758
I hate that overinflated, turgid arm. Rest of colins japser was great.
>>5608703
>>5608708
ZUKE JUKED
>>5608652
>Lapis will never press her hand against your window
>>5608714
>>5608735
Lapis is a special kind of retarded
>>5608764
>dog
>Jasper
Jasper is a name for cats
>>5608782
bitch i love it
>>5608743
Now it's burn to DVD -> Record to VHS from DVD -> Record from VHS to computer -> Fix any stuttering in vegas
before it was
Shrink to 480p -> Put on SD card -> Play in WiiMC -> Record to VHS -> Record to computer
So it's a lot easier now though still not the ideal
>>5608822
Don't make me stare at this gif again, I already love it.
Second to last boi before i go to bed.
>>5608743
Also I'm not the one making that blog by the way so I don't know how they do it.
>>5608745
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
>>5608822
It's perspective gone wrong
Don't be a blind fangirl
>>5608791
>they say if you listen close enough when she hugs him, you can hear a faint *splooge*
>>5608827
cool stuff
>>5608652
HANDS?
>>5608791
>lapis and steven hugging
only thing I care about, I feel complete
>>5608771
>Zuke is the shittiest at writing her favorite
pottery
Lappy was fine in AaS, Back to the Moon, and Video Chat, but all of a sudden in Beta she's a boring fucking board.
Anyone know this artist's NSFW blog? http://mushroom-cookie-bears.tumblr.com/
>>5608822
I can't look away, SOMEBODY HELP!
>>5608561
amy has downs now
Jaspidot>lapidot
How do we defeat Zuke "The Duke" Nukem?
>>5608864
It's crazy just how far she'll go for Little Stevie. She must've had absolutely no self-worth before the war.
>>5608900
>now
>>5608856
>>5608864
you can have your lapidot, but Steven will always be Lapis's number one.
>>5608826
I NEED A GIF OF AMY TWERKING IN PEARL'S FACE RIGHT NOW
>>5608676
wheres her boner?
>>5608903
"Bawlin'" Colin Howard
We need to create some great nicknames for him to counteract "Puke" and "Duke"
>>5608846
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP
>>5608903
Juke her to death
AGAIN
>>5608883
If Lapis continues to be written like she was in this short, she'll overwhelmingly be the best character in the show.
Steven really brings out the best of her, doesn't he?
>>5608903
ban her from lapidot episodes until she learns how to write properly, that's where her fanfics shine the worst
>>5608855
it only look "wrong" for that frame or two before she pulls her arm back and it looks kind of stumpy, which isn't the part that matters since the hot muscle bulging doesn't happen until after she pulls her arm back and the shot freezes there for a moment so her beefiness can be appreciated :^)
>>5608931
>>5608902
Well, I won't say you're wrong.
Last Boi of the day.
The shorts were excellent, i loved all of them.
Going to bed, see you tomorrow /sug/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCd-m32oAs
>>5608904
Who knows about before the war, but I imagine being stuck in the mirror with no one giving a shit about her must have been the real nasty blow.
Come to think of it, if the Mirror needs to consent to showing the user something, isn't it kind of a crappy interrogation tool? The only leverage you have is "I will take you out of the mirror if you give me what I want" and the prisoner has no reason to believe you.
>>5608935
>Colin "can't be deflowered" Howard
>Fallin' for Colin
>"All-in" Colin
>"Ballin'" Colin
>>5608950
cute
I need a Pearl/Lapis mobile wallpaper, help!
>>5608969
Night Lapis!
>>5608943
Why are Colin and Jeff such masterful players?
Imagine a Homeworld Trio episode with bulging Jasper arms, weird Lapis fetishes and Peridot actually making cool gadgets, like her WiFi Mower.
>>5608885
As of 6 hours ago it was mushroom-kinky-bears.
http://mushroom-cookie-bears.tumblr.com/post/151303665251/whats-your-nsfw-blog
Looks like it's down.
>>5608950
I bet Peri likes giant women
fuck off steven ;_;
>>5608948
not even the right one fuck you
>>5608947
The animation on her arm in this very short scene is awkward all the all the way, and the too-short chiseled sausage freeze frame result is not sexy
But if that's your thing
I am glad all of you are now coming to terms with my handsome and talented husbando Collin being the true best crewniverse member, I hope you all can make it to our wedding
>>5608903
She doesn't need to be defeated, just held away from Lapis and Peridot. Other than those two she's pretty good.
>>5609013
Samantha Pepper lives to torment us.
>>5608999
Works for me http://mushroom-kinky-bears.tumblr.com/
Don't know how I missed that ask
>>5609034
close your sopping vagina
>>5608973
>Colin "Ain't a coward" Howard
>>5608943
Their episodes are always my favorites and their dynamic is literally one of the cutest in the show, maybe second to Garnet and Steven. Peridot and Lapis are nice too, but Zuke makes it so odd and one-sided which is a shame.
>>5609034
okay but please save a slice of the cake if you got any, ill bring the confetti
>>5609026
Pearlmethyst revives?
>>5609026
I know how you feel, Pearl
>>5609071
It was never truly dead anon.
>>5609026
How are you Pearlmethystfags feeling about these mixed messages lately
>>5609050
>>5609034
okay but is he as amazing as joe?
>>5609057
They still need more episodes together. I really hope Same Old World was just the tip of the iceberg for these two.
>>5609057
Lapis and Peridot were perfect together interaction-wise in this one. I really do like their friendship. Zuke is just awful at writing them together. Keep her away from them.
Steven and Lapis interacting gives me life. That hug extended my life by at least two years. They need more episodes together.
>>5609091
Tell that to S
>>5609094
It's always been like this though, even early on when they didn't like each other that much, but I like it better, now that they don't fight anymore.
>>5609094
Pearl has the hots for pretty much everyone but this is the first time she showed attraction to Amethyst so I feel a little hopeful
>>5609135
Who?
>>5609135
I wanna fug her.
>>5609131
That hug made me contemplate my life, is that bad?
>>5609147
>>5609026
>>5609071
>>5609091
Amy is for Peridot.
>>5609135
literally a White Diamond agent
>>5608456
>>5608402
>>5609135
We barely know S, and I doubt that she's gonna become a rommantic partner for Pearl, it just feels very out of nowhere like an Ass-Pull, plus she looks like Rose and that's weird.
>every single one of these shorts were better than all of S4 and a good portion of S3
really makes ya think don't it
>>5609135
She was just a one-episode character. Enough for a comedy episode
Pearl needs to seriously get over Rose
>>5609186
S, Mr. Frowny and Onion are all Homeworld spies.
/ss/ is the be/ss/t.
Imagine Sugar, barely able to hold her piss in any longer while locked in an elevator with her coworkers, Colin, Zuke, and Jeff.
>>5609183
Get that green gremlin away from pearl's amy
>>5609174
The punk lesbian from "Last One Out of Beach City". The paper with her number said "S" on it.
>>5609183
gross get that out of here
>>5609216
Jesus look at the size of Pearl's legs
>>5609131
for once It felt cute to see lapis and peridot interact and not cringy shit, good to see the three be very expressive
>extended my life by at least two years.
same, im so glad they have such a solid bond, I know ive said it before but it felt so good to see lapis instantly leap in to save steven from the 'mirror'
>>5609195
You can chalk most of that up to the current lack of episodes.
>>5609165
It means she's moving away from her servitude to large women fetish. Though Ame is still a quartz like rose...
>>5609245
I want to touch them
>>5609216
>>5609219
They're meant to be.
>>5609198
>implying there are one episode characters
>>5609266
>>5609277
Not him, but Mr. frowny
Pearlmethyst lives again
I feel fucking alive
Fuck S
>>5609251
>to see lapis instantly leap in to save steven from the 'mirror'
That really worries me. She was so gung-ho about his safety, it makes me feel like she's gonna sacrifice herself for him later down the line.
>>5609304
WOW IT AIRED A FEW EPISODES AGo
>>5609266
>he actually believes this
I really hope we see some more tech-geek Peridot in the show proper. There is so much junk in the Temple alone (Not counting all the battlefields they seem to never bother cleaning up) she could make miracles out of.
Cheese sandwich as pretty as can be
Cheese sandwich please come back to me
>>5609217
She's ugly and has no personality
>>5609334
I'd eat that sandwich
>>5609330
>being this jealous of best ship
>>5609321
>tfw you will never get a hickey
>>5609314
>Lapis
>dying
it couldn't happen soon enough
>>5609356
Hickeys fucking suck, lol
Everyone makes fun of you for having one, too
>>5609215
>locked in an elevator
>>5609353
Did you not go to school pal? You misspelled shit.
>>5609358
>this pretty little face dying
Impossible.
>>5609342
I'll accept that we all have different tastes, but you can't really say she has no personality if we haven't had a chance to spend any time with her. Do you also think White Diamond is poorly written?
>>5609325
Rainbow quartz, Jane, Lar's parents.
>>5609314
I was more worried for Peri's safety desu, I thought she was going to beat the shit out of her
>>5609408
Only thing that's shit here is your opinion.
>>5609314
>it makes me feel like she's gonna sacrifice herself
she would, 100%. but stevens getting really strong, so the chances of him taking a back seat are slimming down
She has the mindset to 'do it for steven' and jump the gun at any chance to save him, but im sure he will rearrange her thinking and she stops going solo and they team up
>>5609416
Jane was the ticket booth girl in a season 1 episode
Flashbacks don't count
I'll only give you Lars' parents so far
>>5609412
She didn't even talk
Do you really expect her to come back and play a major role in Pearl's arc? I doubt it
>>5608859
http://vhsripstevenuniversescreencaps.tumblr.com/post/131747563730/disclaimer
Here is how they do it.
>>5609314
I mean, how many parallels are they gonna draw between Pearl and Lapis at this rate?
These shorts were fucking cute.
Seeing Steven pose to "haven't you noticed i'm a star" made me laugh.
>>5609421
Why would she attack Peridot?
Lapis was only targeting the tablet, and she even said "Step aside, Peridot".
>>5609013
what is this from?
>>5609505
The short nobody cares about
>>5609412
Not him, but that's exactly why she doesn't seem like a nice pairing to Pearl, there's nothing there, you might as well pair her with a shitty fanmade character, though she has potential, I don't think she doesn't have a boy/girlfriend already, she would never go to a show alone.
>>5609521
fuck you it was interesting to see an actual cbf episode.
who voiced the angry lunch trio?
>>5609391
>tfw noone will ever kiss you
>>5609505
https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew
Here you go both original Lapis episodes recorded from a real VHS. Give any feedback you want. Tape quality,etc.
https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw
>>5609528
You bet your ass she already has a boy/girlfriend. She was texting with someone at the party and then left in a hurry after talking to Pearl.
>>5609334
absolutely disgusting
>>5609528
>gave Pearl her number in minutes of meeting her, without Pearl asking for it
She's clearly interested in Pearl.
>>5609541
>tfw kissless forever virgin
>>5609560
>lapizza
P O T T E R Y
>>5608791
Connie's taste in games is great, I wanna fucking pillage her base in Empires and Eras 2.
>>5609448
Any season 1 corrupted gem that isn't Centi, like the red eye, or even Frybo.
>>5609541
I-I'll kiss you, Bismuth.
>>5609565
She was simply tired of hearing Pearl talk about nerd things so she made up a number and left with the excuse that they could talk later.
>Lue's Estate
Holy shit there's a reference to my favorite Gamecube game. Wasn't expecting to see that.
>>5609599
>Those cards
FUCK
>>5609334
Cheese sandwich best food. Lunch Trio
W H E N
H
E
N
>>5609599
>>5609565
Debatable, she didn't even say her name.
>>5609580
>>5609616
never, cheese sandwich is fucking disgusting
>>5609525
My point is that there were so many opportunities to let us hear her voice but it never happened. Makes me think that they didn't even hire a VA for her because she's never showing up again. I don't see the appeal in pairing Pearl up with someone whose personality is a complete blank slate and who looks as if Rose was put in a human Rock AU.
>>5609600
>being this far in denial
Yes, because S's body language definitely reflected someone who wanted to ditch Pearl.
>>5609644
WHAT IF
>>5609610
>no bobby hatcher and the giga egg
>>5609638
You wouldn't be saying that if you grew up poor.
>>5609644
I just think it's cute personally. No real reason beyond that. Nothing against Pearlmethyst either.
>>5609659
>Defending a ship that not only hasn't set sail yet, but hasn't even left the dry dock.
>>5609570
>tfw would have not been but you didn't realize someone liked you in middle school until it was too late and they moved on
>>5609610
>Pikemen 2
>she nut but you still succin n ur bae is watching
>>5609311
thanks for posting the version without the dumb edited tits
>>5609696
Fuck off
>>5609691
Forgot the >face
>>5609667
>no paper mark and the hundred decade portcullis
for shame steven
>>5609696
>Era 2
>>5609659
Have you ever talked to friends before?
>>5609696
bleach for your soul
>>5609691
>>5609714
>Bismuth
>not having friends
>>5609659
Not him but that's reaching, you can't be serious when you say manerisms confirm/deny anything, by that logic amethyst's teasing means that she wants to bone Pearl.
>>5609681
That's fair.
I might start liking it myself if the girl got a personality and if she wasn't compared to Rose every other moment
>>5609644
MYSTERY girl. If we heard her talk she wouldn't be so mysterious. She played her part for that ep, now she can be something more next time
what if Steven did a Let's Play?
>>5609773
You said it, not me
>>5609765
>tfw I'm not Bismuth in real life
>>5609696
Is this from a flash animation or some shit?
>>5609682
You know, if we're being serious, I can get thinking Pearl's thing with S isn't meant to last, but thinking she's a one-off character is pure denial. She's clearly interested in Pearl, and while she might not have a voice, it's possible we'll see her developments with Pearl entirely through Pearl, either through one sided phone conversations or just Pearl reacting after the fact. They made S important by involving her with Pearl and making her look like Rose. There's no way in hell they're dropping her and she's never coming back.
>>5609732
Yeah, I forgot how many times I take a moment check out my friends.
>>5609788
I'd rather watch Peridot's LP
>>5609778
Made me think she's never coming back
That whole episode felt off
Like a parody
>>5609796
I basically am.
It's great.
>>5609799
from one of the new shorts (though obviously the context is different)
>>5609799
New shorts.
https://mega.nz/#F!6x8C2YST!YBHkRDR1JlaOxe_J_SSWew
>>5609815
You felt the vibes too, huh?
>>5609799
>>5609820
You're a giant black woman in an apron with rainbow dreads? Nice
>>5609827
>>5609820
You want to murder people that dont deserve it?
>>5609827
>>5609845
>>5608154
Why is she so Pearlfect?
>>5609827
I read that in Miller's voice.
>>5609863
they're comfy and easy to wear!
I don't think shorts identify as any particular gender though.
>>5609820
You're a fat blue gorilla and violent member of the Black Lives Matter movement?
>>5609804
Not either of them, but as a Pearlmethystfag this is how it could go down:
>S has a partner already
>S is straight (very doubtful though)
Or
>They date but it doesn't last long
If they did date for some time, I don't think it would last and instead Pearl would get some perspective to why Amethyst enjoys the thing she does, then falling in love with her, while Amy becomes jealous as fuck and tries to out-punk S.
Protect her
>>5609889
Oh this is MY opinion by the way, it could go numerous other ways, these are just my thoughts.
>>5609898
Only if she learns her place.
>>5609804
I'm not the other anons and I agree with you that she showed interest in Pearl.
Maybe we will see her again, hopefully not though. For Pearl's sake.
>>5609881
*periwinkle
And yes
>>5609881
Nah, he's the first member of the dk crew.
>>5609889
S looks like a dyke, eye raped Pearl twice, and gave her her digits
>>5609898
Will she let me touch her bush.
>>5609933
She'd flirt with you and then beat you up for trying.
>>5609933
>NO
>>5609889
Man are you me?
>>5609965
this is begging to be edited.
>>5609978
Edited into Jasper.
>>5609987
don't you dare.
>>5609889
Possibly the third option, but that's about it. As I said, if we're not shitposting I can't see how they would just never revisit S after that introduction. They could have easily not included the bit about Pearl getting S's number and it wouldn't disrupted anything in the episode. They're clearly interesting in each other, hell Amethyst is directly refereed to as a wingman in the credits.
>>5609971
Considering I have the same pic you posted, yes, no doubt about it.
>>5609987
jeb is totally pearl, well the old pearl
Did Steven finally learn the secret to Haoshoku Haki?
>>5609965
there there
>>5610002
>>5610015
Someone should do it, anyways.
It'll be like a wimpy version of pic related
>>5610005
Oh I'm not arguing she won't come back, she's comming back for sure, my argumment is that she's not gonna be the definitive partner for Pearl, she can come back as a friend, or an Ex, it'd be fine.
>>5610027
What the fuck is wrong with this jeb?
>>5609556
HOW THE HELL IS THIS 470 MB?
[spoiler]I love your work[/spoiler]
>>5610052
Her cooch is mere inches from his turtles.
>>5610048
That's fine, I'm saying there's no way their interaction won't be romantic in some way. Long or short term doesn't really matter at this point.
>>5610048
Im still sad Grearl will never happen now...
This is canon :^)
>Connie plays Civilization V and grand strategy games
As if I needed to love her more.
>>5610005
The number is a fake one
>>5610104
Connie's a badass.
>>5610117
It's a number for a phone sex hotline
>>5610117
>>5610104
>>5610099
See>>5609682
>>5610117
All of Steven Universe is fake anon
>>5610117
That'd be plausible if it weren't a TV show. But since it is, it'd make no sense to make that episode and end it with Pearl getting a fake number. It renders the whole thing meaningless.
>>5610133
>Pearl calls it
>"Hello you called the Beach city sex hotline"
Pearl: "Amethyst???"
>>5610095
I hope they don't rush it. Those kind of relationships tend to end in total disaster, especially with all the emotional baggage Pearl is carrying worsened by S's likeliness to Rose.
This is a ticking time bomb.
>>5610190
>1-800 Hot Gems
>>5610095
>there's no way their interaction won't be romantic in some way
That I don't agree with, I might be biased because I ship Pearlmethyst, and sure she acts very sexily towards her, but I don't think that confirms anything, I think only the future can tell really.
>>5609321
gems don't have blood let alone circulation
how did she get a hickey
>>5608154
I like those meme clips.
At least it helps sate the appetite this fucking hiatus brings.
>>5610190
A lewd writefriend please do this
>>5610239
Same way they blush and cry I guess.
>>5610239
That is how hard amy gave it
gosh darn it I was on the computer all night how did I only find out about the shorts now
>>5610239
They do have blood apparently
>>5610239
>1066+950
>applying logic to shippers
>>5610157
>>5610104
TERMINAL DECLINE
>>5610285
Oh boy, here we go.
>>5610285
don't start with this retarded overdramatic shit again perifag
>>5610226
I'm a pearlmethysfag as well but you'd have to be in pure denial if you don't think they're taking this thing between Pearl and S into something romantic. I think it will end in disaster but one of the two will be heartbroken. Amethyst will be there for Pearl to fall back to.
>>5610209
Yeah, I agree. S will practically need to be a saint for the relationship to work out long term, if this were real life I'd say the relationship was destined to fail, but being a cartoon, it's hard to say, I've been surprised before.
>>5610226
I don't know, there was simply too much in that episode pushing a romantic angle. Pearl is undoubtedly interested in S, and S was showing signs of interest back rather than having Pearl fall on her face time and time again trying. If S ends up not being interested, it'll feel like the entire episode was a waste.
>>5610254
>>5610285
>>5610351
S did that pull along side the car thing and voluntarily gave her her number
How are people denying this
>>5610374
>>5610382
>>5610379
No idea.
The part that kills it for me is the credits literally call Amethyst the Ultimate Wingman. What other interpretation is there for that?
>>5610394
>>5610382
Muh angst
>>5610379
Maybe she's a slut?
>>5610394
>>5610327
Well I share your views, all I'm saying is that it isn't 100% certain, high chances for sure, but I wouldn't say certain, maybe I am delusional, but I don't feel like I honestly am.
>>5610399
whoops too early
>>5610382
>>5610374
>>5610394
>>5610285
This isn't even how corruption works, fuckstick.
0/10 comic
>Steven Reacts confirms huge fusion during final battle is endgame
>>5610423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s
>>5610423
Cheese sandwich (Jasper) is there on bottom. But who is EGG and AVODCADO
>>5610398
Amy is the ultimate bro. She's the only one that deserves Pearl.
>>5610420
Tell that to tumblr
>>5610406
I want that jacket
>>5610423
Steven Reacts confirms that the CGs are going to go to brunch with the Diamonds.
>>5610444
Harambe and Centipeetle
>>5610445
If she's the ultimate bro than why does she need to romance Pearl too
>>5610423
Source? Only getting pinterest with reverse image search.
>>5610423
HW TRIO + CG TRIO +STEVEN + CONNIE + GREG'S VAN HAPPENING?
>>5610459
I want that hottie in my bed
>>5610379
denial of the qtness, besides it gives pearl a chance for humanization
>>5610451
That one artist is all of tumblr.
>>5610478
missing some there, bud.
>>5610423
>CGs fuse with the three diamonds to fight Space Cthulu
Make it happen Sugar
>>5610069
I could shrink them with handbrake in the future if that's too big
>>5610493
HW TRIO + CG TRIO + STEVEN + CONNIE + CENTIPEETLES + BISMUTH + KEVIN + RUBY SQUAD + GREG'S VAN CONFIRMED?
>>5610520
>>5610476
Click "all sizes". Sometimes the source is there and sometimes it's under "pages that include matching images". I sometimes forget that you have to check both.
That led me to this.
http://silver-kitsuneneko.tumblr.com/post/127518205847/mad-project-nsfw-stevenskenandore
mad-project-nsfw.tumblr claimed it was from their facebook page, but their tumblr is gone now.
>>5610553
>KEVIN
Kevin joins the HW forces. He becomes WD's bitch.
>>5610553
>kevin
what are you, fucking gay?
>>5610493
Why is lapis looking at Pearl
>>5610553
Kevin is gonna fuse with Stevonnie to defeat Yellow Diamond.
>>5610581
Lapearl confirmed
>>5608336
Why you bringing Zuke into this
Her in this short isn't inconsistent with how Zuke writes her, she's still being PTSD
>>5610595
watch your fucking mouth.
>>5610581
E N D G A M E
N
D
G
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>>5610600
One of my guilty pleasures.
>>5610444
Avocado is 2 so it's garnet
>>5610570
Well damn, was hoping for a better quality version. Thanks though Anon.
>I'LL SAVE YOU JUST LIKE YOU SAVED ME
For whatever reason that line was hilarious.
>>5610635
Awesome, thank you Anon!
>>5610612
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?!
>>5610656
Three's a crowd :^)
>>5610602
>Zuke tweeted that she likes writing Lapis as a mopey emo cunt because it's cool for people with trauma to act that way and not try to change
>>5610662
Her delivery of that line made me diamonds.
>>5610671
get your broke-ass interrobangs out of my face you shitlicker
>>5610656
How did garnet agree to give in to Pearl's thirst for her?
Is this character development?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmQhxzlmquU
Reminder that a shortened version of this will be the new OP.
>>5610712
>interrobangs
Are you the same motherfucker that I copy-pasted those for the other day?
>>5610662
>>5610708
Lapis going full FLAPIS mode when?
>>5610733
No but I was there.
Good times.
>>5610752
>Step aside Peridot
>>5610752
no.
>>5610732
NO IT CAN'T BE, I WON'T ACCEPT IT
>>5610752
I'LL FUCK YOU JUST LIKE YOU FUCKED ME
So what are the next arcs we'll get from each gem?
>Pearl is still moving on from Rose
>Amethyst wants to get stronger
>Garnet is Garnet
>Lapis needs to let her grudges go
>Peridot needs to learn HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>Jasper probably has to accept the fact that the diamonds aren't perfect and betrayed their soldiers by corrupting everyone on earth, possibly her colony
>Steven is there for everyone of them
What do you guys think?
>>5610732
Stop crying for literally everything, Steven.
>>5610733
FUCK YOUUUUU
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME REDDIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX_I-WvkRFc
I missed a lot of discussion.I like the Mystery Girl. I hope she can make Pearl happy.
>>5610808
>Pearl has now officially moved on from Rose (please just fucking end this stupid shit)
>Amethyst has learned she's strong because she has her family to rely on
>Garnet's components will fight and separate to development more
>Lapis comes to turns with her past and grudges and tries to finally face her feelings
>Peridot pls go
>Jasper must learn to love herself and stop fighting for a dead gem
>Steven must comes to turns with Rose being evil and Steven being a weapon
>>5610850
I wish I could make Pearl gasp like that
>>5610808
Even so, CGs are way worse disgusting traitors by a wide margin
>>5610850
Why do gems need to breath?
>>5610831
are you still mad reddit?
Who is the Dragon of Homeworld?
>>5610904
Yea
>>5610891
I want HomeCucks to leave.
>>5610878
*terms
i'm too tired for this
>>5610910
Porunga?
>>5610950
I'm being bullied!? Maybe I should go to reddit and make new friends!?
>>5610910
Dashing Diamondo
>>5610989
You and your one-thousand and eighty p's can go to hell
>>5610989
you'd like that, wouldn't you reddit
Goodnight /sug/
>>5610808
Why would amethsty want to get stronger
I thought smoky resolved that, no way in hell coukd a runt realistically beat a perfect quartz
>>5611036
This art is making me feel pretty non-communicative
>>5610891
Things seem to indicate the CGs at least attempted to reduce collateral damage, the Diamonds basically said fuck it and just nuked their own people because they were pissed
>>5611036
night bud
>>5611053
Mystery girl was non-communicative for an entire episode
>>5611047
>Why would amethsty want to get stronger
Because she's mostly useless and obviously doesn't want to be? She can't just be fused with Steven over mutual self-loathing forever.
>>5611036
Night anon.
>>5611047
I don't think that will satisfy her, I think she'll start training with Jasper after she's redeemed, it'll paint an image of "Never give up, even if you were born with a disabillity", ya dig?
I want to hold Lapis' hand
>>5609183
Lapidot is superior in every way imaginable and you can't disprove that
>>5611084
A paraplegic will never win a triathlon
>>5611095
She wants to hold Steven's
>>5611097
Zuke likes it.
>>5611097
in your dreams
>>5611097
Puke likes it.
>>5611107
That is so OOC
I could only see a redeemed Jasper doing that or something
>>5611097
I don't need to disprove that. Lapidot disgraces itself for me.
>Be Europoor
>Just woke up preparing for another on college
>Shorts apparantly all got out
FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS I CAN'T WATCH IT RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5611097
Jaspidot better
>>5611097
Are you tsundere
>>5611155
Trip dubs checked
>>5611097
i fucking hate both of those meme characters but lapidot is pretty solid with a lot more canon shit
>>5611150
why are big gems so fucking lewd?
>>5611144
still-madridista is your friend
>>5611102
Sure, but the show doesn't want to paint that image to little children, specially adult tumblr users, think of the suicides that would occur.
>>5611174
Lapis is not hooking up with ANYONE
>>5611174
>lapidot is pretty solid with a lot more canon shit
>>5611174
>this post
>>5611174
Beta was a mistake
Zuke was a Mistake
>>5611174
>i fucking hate both of those meme characters but lapidot is pretty solid with a lot more canon shit
>>5611185
I know but I just want to join in on the hype right now but once I'm back people are probably done talking about it...
>>5611144
Cooking with Lion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sTmmt_xmk
Gem Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QmvcS4SVbg
Steven Reacts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QvFS9F13IU
Video Chat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfWh235K-Vo
Steven's Song Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmQhxzlmquU
>>5611174
>canon
lapidot fags actually believe this
>>5611178
Damn AJasper is goin in
>>5611174
Zuke don't falseflag
so who do you think composed Still Not Giving Up?
My Money's on Jeff, it sounds like one of his songs
>>5611253
Likely, he does a lot of the guitar songs.
>>5611237
can you blame her?
>>5611199
Yes she is
With red lapis
>>5611278
THREAD THEDA THEDA THESDA THEDA THREDEA THREHAD THEHADA THREADA
DON'T WORRY STEVEN, I'LL GIVE YOU THE BITS LIKE YOU GAVE ME THE BITS
>>5611348
I don't hate any ship, I just get salty at certain fags of certain ships