LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK FROM TO THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM, WHO THE FUCK KEEPS THROWING THAT FORK? IT'S STABBING PEOPLE IN THE EYES.
I THINK IT JUST TOOK WIGGLE'S HEAD OFF, JESUS.
>>5602778
This is awkward...
>>5602702
Don't plants use it to grow better?
Welll maybe you are right
Everyone is below me, so my poop should be as well.
>>5602707
But it's hot when it's melted
>>5602727 (Mokou)
Not a "fan", more like a "country". I AM Russia, after all, so you can probably guess how many people were rooting for me.
>>5602731 (Ariel)
You'd be surprised, Ariel. He's said to be benevolent as long as you believe in him, but I am not asking you to convert or anything. I just think you'll win another game.
>>5602818
Then you melt it, and then let it cool down.
You went to the feast, didn't you?
>>5602818
Maybe you should just wear a diaper.
>>5602846
That's impressive! I don't even have any knees!
Or legs for that matter.
>>5602846
THIS IS THE HGPD SURRENDER NOW OR I WILL USE FORCE.
ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI
>>5602837
Shaved chocolste ice cream isn't that good, it tastes too much like water when you eat it.
>>5602859
Diapers are for babies and for losers. If anyone should already know that, it is you.
>>5602832
"Woah a faucet, that sounds pretty exotic"... yeah... that's a "maybe".
>>5602658
Are you implying I should acknowledge the merits that makes you more than a woman even though you have yet to introduce yourself? Hmph.
>>5602872
Diapers are for people who pee and poo on the floor.
It's the final five, ladies and gentlemen, which of these four people and a fork will win the championship?
>>5602886
Woah, so you pee and poo on the floor?
You're such a loser, do it atleast behind a tree or some bushes like me
>>5602903
I'll have you know I pee and poo in the toilet.
>>5602874
...A-Ah, I don't know what you meant with that first statement. In my opinion, it's somewhat fair since there are some magicians that fight in the arena, дa?
>>5602902
I feel sick....
Greetings comrades
>>5602832
I'll manage it under my own power, and in due time.
>>5602878
Were you from my lands, you'd know better than that from my attire alone. I am Ariel, ritual master and noble of the Gishki Tribe. I answer only to our leader and her daughter.
>>5602915
Liar, you wear diapers.
>>5602832
All the more reason why I felt I must prove myself
>>5602923
How is day?
>>5602931
Do not. Don't most of your friends wear diapers on their heads anyways?
AND HERE WE GO FOLKS, THE SKULLMAN AND THE OFFICER ARE DOING BACK TO BACK PEOPLE'S ELBOWS, NOW IT'S JUST THE TWO OF THEM LEFT.
Oh, and the fork.
>>5602860
T-too cute...
>>5602944
I don't have many friends.
You know what would be funny?
Put the diaper you're wearing on your head and pretend you're Reimu
>>5602940
Day is good comrade
>>5602952
AAAAA
>>5602902
>>5602952
Failure will not be tolerated, Fork! As my vanquisher I order you to win!
ALRIGHT Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP WE GETTIN IT STARTED
>>5602960
>grabs tail
>>5602952
Dedede will win
>>5602965
I'm not wearing a diaper though.
>>5602918
You armed yourself with a ballistic faucet, you sure as hell are ready to face magicians.
>>5602952
TARGET NEUTRALIZE.
>>5602985
Do it already!
Someone give that guy a diaper!
HE'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT, SKULLOMANIA HAS JUST KILLED HIMSELF ON A FORK. ALL THE COP HAS TO DO NOW IS PUT THE FORK BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
CAN
HE
DO IT!?
>>5602952
SKULLO ELBOW!
>>5602999
Can I borrow yours?
>>5602925
"In due time" may not ever come, my friend, but I could potentially be wrong there. It'll come eventually, дa?
>>5602934
Well, congratulations, my friend. You managed to somehow kill the embodiment of Russia - What will you do now?
>>5602980
I died Day 1.
>>5603004
FORK
FORK
FORK
>>5603014
I beleive in you
>>5603004
Cop's got this.
>>5603013
Greetings Russia
>>5602987
I am? I mean, I am! But they have magic, and the most I have in that department is being able to be summoned by other magicians...
>>5603011
I dont wear diapers
>>5603004
YOU ARE THE STRONGEST VILLAIN I HAV--
>Jams a fork in his eye.
GGAAAAAAHHHAHAAHAHAHA
>>5603004
Just one step ahead of glory, King of all Forks!
>>5603031
Then what's what under your dress?
>>5603024
Thanks, anon...
>>5603028
Good... Is eleven in the morning still technically morning? Either way, good morning, Soviet!
>>5603047
Bloomers
>>5603040
kys kamian
>>5603057
>I fucking recognize that artist
>>5603013
As this this place could hope to keep me shackled for long.
>>5603094
...A fork.
>>5603057
Just pee and poo in that. Discussion over.
>>5603056
Is afternoon for me but doesn't matter. How are you?
>>5603094
Dean's face when
>>5603094
>>5603094
...
>>5603094
A triumphant victory for my people.
>>5603100
>i dont
>>5603102
Why are we talking about pee and poo again
You humans are really weird you know that?
Talk about something normal
>>5603094
Congratulations to Fork, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
>>5603100
Fate works in mysterious ways, after all. I can only pray that the day will come for you, even if it may not work for you.
>>5603108
I'm doing quite well, Soviet. Me and Alfred flipped a coin today to see who would come here today, and guess who the coin picked?
RING THE BELL
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
AND NEW
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYHfaFKGaKQ
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>5603094
Hey, that's pretty good.
>>5603030
You'd be the first thing I'd summon, if I was a magician. You and that faucet, you're a force of freaking nature. Was this faucet inherited to you, as a memento?
>>5603141
Thanks for hosting and congrats
>>5603140
You. Will be a fun day and I won't be bored
>>5603094
>>5603130
Witnessing this act of supremacy has pleased me, I'm thankful for having the chance of losing against such an oponent. Congratulations, Fork.
>>5602925
Ariel of the Gishki Tribe, I will remember your name the next time we see eachother, I shall take my leave and explore more of this world.
>Walks away
Take this as a lesson folks, when your in a match called the hunger games, watch the fucking eating tools.
This is your host Dean Ambrose, signing off.
>>5602978
H-huh? Who is that?
>>5603094
>>5603141
Well, congrats to the fork.
Thanks for hosting host.
Well, I got to head off for now.
Farewell.
>>5603170
Well done
New thread soon
>>5603141
That fork is dirty!
>throws it in a washing machine
>>5603170
>8 kills.
Thanks for hosting Dean
>>5603133
>They drew a lot of stuff of the Charmers, like pic related.
>Also weirdly enough, stuff with Marisa befriending Broly, too.
>>5603141
Thanks for hosting, Dean. It was fun watching it. No need to thank me for the frozen lakes at the feast.
>>5603173
>Rubs butt
>>5603141
>>5603170
Thanks for hosting Deano.
>>5603186
See ya later, Magolor.
>>5603170
Thank you for the oportunity, warrior of the ring. Goodbye for now.
>Steal Seiba's bike and leaves.
>>5603173
It's the tail bandit.
>>5603170
Make me the winner next time, I deserve it.
>>5603198
>huh, neat
>>5603194
You're supposed to wash it in the bathroom you dummy.
>>5603145
I'd say it was given to me as a gift, yes. It is something I treasure dearly as I can put things in it AND use it to "solve" conflicts! I am quite powerful without it, but I am not one to brag~
>>5603164
I hope you won't be bored, my friend. I hope you won't be bored, although I won't be here for as long as usual.
>>5603227
But then what is the washing machine for?
>>5603200
>>5603140
Tch. You're doing an awful lot of praying for someone you've barely met.
>>5603165
Hmh. Not even the courtesy of returning it? No matter. Goodbye.
>>5603223
>Very. Also Super Shrine Maiden, apparently.
>>5603141
Hm. Congratulations...fork. And thank you.
>>5603140
>>5603165
>>5603186
>>5603143
>>5603151
Thank you for your kind words everyone. It is now time for me to return to my people once more. Farewell.
>>5603233
Martial Arts encompasses a wide spectrum of melee weapons, although experts would refute what constitutes as a practical "weapon" - who's to say a faucet couldn't be labeled as such. There's two people I had in mind when you showed me that faucet; it is indeed a unique versatile weapon.