WE CONTINUE THE HUNGER GAMES HERE!
I don't... Think that guy is dressed up pretending to be a cop. I'm pretty sure he's a real cop.
I don't think that wine bottle is going to do much to his intelligence, he doesn't seem like the smartest person to begin with.
>>5600980
Tch...I blame the both of you.
>>5600956
Assuming you're not slow.
>>5600948
We may revere the same being, but the Gustos' might is gained from that faith, their...proximity to the god, and their beasts.
The type of magic we use is entirely different, I'll have you know.
>>5601071
Oooh, no...this is hardly my expertise....
>>5600956
A princess? Oh, how I've longed to in the presence of elegant royalty. Tell me, where might she be? I may have to introduce myself.
>>5600980
Who do you take me for? I can't eat this.
>>5601010
I simply ask, perhaps you aren't ready. To be honest with you, I don't remember much from my dream, however I remember vaguely a feeling of melancholy wash over me, the feeling of missing someone, or something you haven't seen in a long while. Maybe that's what finally brought me back.
Vrrrrrrrrrooommmm
>>5601071
Go away! I can't get in touble with the police!
>>5601119
>boop
>>5601071
I demand you give me your bag of candy.
>>5601114
Show me what kind of magic you have. It'll be easier to believe you if I see it for myself.
>>5601071
I guess I have nothing better to do than watch the sunset
>>5601071
This place is disgusting!
>>5601114
Oh don't you worry, I'm quicker than I look.
>>5601119
She's in her dumb castle far away on the Mushroom Kingdom.
>>5601025
Either take care of him quickly, or make some lifestyle changes.
>>5601040
It was just the one joke, and the moment has long since passed. My point is that interest isn't the only important thing.
>>5601119
>>5601139
Expect to see that person here, or just wishful thinking?
Huh, looks like it's an Arena Event!
The Bloodmoon is rising... A bunch of creatures of the night are now reacting to the crimson moon. Even some of the tributes are being affected!
>>5601177
>>5601177
WAAAAAAH! Peri wanted to stab people and see them struggle in a pool of their own blood! NO FAIR! NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!
>>5601129
>Vrrrrrrrrrooommmms shitpostingly
>>5601177
Once again the moon screws me over
>>5601177
So the moon gave him special powers? thats cheating right?
...
>>5601163
That's rather subjective, don't you think? How else will you get people interested in you yourself isn't interesting?
>>5601177
So this is your magic? I should have never asked.
>>5601163
DON'T YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING!?!
The punk is a Buzzy Beetle, he's a pain to kill.
>>5601177
Uh... You don't look so good...
GET AWAY FROM ME!
>>5601204
Not the first thing to screw you
>>5601177
W-What's that?! How is that possible?!
>>5601040
Your logic is not flawed, however, my reign as a the King of Knights ended many years ago with the fall of britain. Today I just retain my memories along with my humanity and identity as a servant summoned to fight in the upcoming grail war.
>>5601043
>>5601177
I will not bathmouth precaution, but if it reaches the point of cowardice there will not be hesitation if I decide to dispose of you in another oportunity, you cannot continue a this point.
>>5601071
>Seiba cuts the noose with her hands
A simple trick of a familiar like this won't be enough to even make me use my sword.
>>5601141
Hmh. It's hardly something that should just be thrown about with such wild abandon, you realize.
...But if you insist.
>She starts chanting something, and in a mere moment and a flash of light, her body changes and contorts, now with a more monstrous lower body.
>>5601161
>>5601177
TOO SLOW! YOU BOTH ASKED FOR IT!
Someone post Hoshis autism
I thought dragons were supposed to be resistant to that stuff... Huh. Well I guess not all of them are. You learn something new every day I guess!
>>5601195
Now now. There is always next time. Don't let it get you down.
>>5601248
You're posting IN Hoshi's autism. Welcome to HG.
Do Mokou and Ocelot hate each other now?
>>5601249
...Well then.
>>5601218
Hopefully the last
>>5601274
We always did
>>5601268
>Hi Wiggins
B-but I want to kill people now! I want to feel alive again! I want to feel blood splattering on my face!
>>5601211
Okay, what interest do you have in me that didn't compel you to talk with me at any time in the past?
>>5601214
Then you haven't been trying very well. You'd do well to change things up if you keep falling.
>>5601274
No one hates ocelot. He sucked everyone's dick the minute he got back after "quitting".
>>5601229
Don't you have any other royal acquaintances you could ask to accompany you, or were you one of those isolated leaders? Either way I don't think you'll have a hard time trying to find someone to be your master. Just hope the person you pick isn't getting the wrong idea with this master/slave business.
>>5601232
I think I'm starting to understand this now. Instead of praising beasts you are the beats. I can't say I'm not a bit creep'd out right now, but it certainly is an amazing sight to see.
>>5601274
I-I hope so.
>>5601294
>I-i ain't Wiggins.
It will come eventually, be patient. Oh how about a cookie?
>Offers you one
>>5601161
I see. I suppose it might be a while till I meet this princess. Bowser, was it? I like where your head is at. But I must ask, have you ever tried speaking one to one with this princess?
>>5601163
I'm not sure if it was really a person in question, or just this place in general.
Who knows, that person might just be right in front of me.
>>5601177
This sight never gets old..
>>5601302
this fatass talks too much
someone kill him
Man, after getting burned by even one supposed God, he just doesn't care how he looks as he seems to be having fun with how he is.
Either that or he's hard-headed. Both are plausible options.
>>5601322
Nope. Peri is already munching on some cake snacks! And no you can't have any~! These are all mine!
>>5601319
I ship you and Mokou.
>>5601302
We...are not beasts! The rituals modify and empower!
>>5601330
The Gishki attire is perfect!
>>5601295
The diamond shaped imprint on your head. Even if it's just a tattoo you must have a good reason to get it on such a specific place.
>>5601324
Better yet why don't you leave? Just by being here you're making me physically sick.
Who hasn't shown up in the last days?
>>5601338
Thats okay.
>Starts to munch the cookie myself.
>>5601232
That doesn't count! You were given power!
>>5601295
I've tried everything though!
I've taken over Peach's castle, made my Son commit crimes as Mario to frame him, I've taken over the universe, I've even trapped her in one of my Seven Koopa Hotels! Nothing I do works! I just don't get it!
>>5601323
Yeah, but all I get are screams.
And don't you think about kidnapping her, she's MINE pal.
>>5601355
If you're not a beast then what would you call your form right now? You can't deny the fact that your lower half is definitely beast-like.
>>5601249
This boy has yet to grow and become a soldier worthy of joining an army.
>>5601330
This power matches the effects of a command seal! I have no choice but to kill this knave...!
>>5601319
I ship you in a container far away from here
>>5601371
Hmmmhmmmm~! Anon should try freshly whipped cream with looots of sugar added on his cookie. Or sweet spring strawberries that are sliced extra thin and juicy. Just like how Peri likes them!
Everyone is getting in the Halloween spirit by dressing up as skeletons it seems! Although, someone doesn't seem to have made it out alive...
>>5601407
>>5601410
Unfortunately i don't have have any of that at the moment. But i'll try get some next time.
>>5601323
I see you still haven't lost a step. Try not to step any further.
>>5601357
Not a tattoo. I was born with it. Long story, filled with family intrigue and the fate of the universe.
>>5601390
Okay, back up...how'd you fail after taking over the universe?!?
>>5601415
TOO SPOOKY
>>5601330
As it seems, I've truly fallen head overboard heels for you.
>>5601390
Is she? If all she can muster up is a scream, I'm not sure that claim is credible.
>>5601448
Does Anon want anything else? Peri is going to wash her hair and face soon. Some blood got stuck and is caked in...
>>5601390
Given...!? HAHAHA! This is the art, my expertise as a Gishki in it's purest form!
>>5601394
Beasts lack minds! All this is is my empowered form, the power of the Aquamirror, the power of our rituals, power power of the GISHKI!
>>5601415
RUN, FOOL! Hahahaha!
>>5601425
OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WORDS THAN CAN KILL
>>5601390
>Nothing works.
...what if I told you that Mario is more godly then you've anticipated.
>>5601449
What can I say? I like living on the edge.
>>5601466
>overboard
>f-fucking autocorrect
>>5601449
It's fine if you don't wan to elaborate. Mystery is the best thing you have going for you anyways.
>>5601473
You're getting a little too excited. Calm down and so we can have a proper discussion with no yelling.
This is it, it's about time for the finale! The final slide is coming up!
>>5601471
No just wanted to chat.
>>5601491
Oooh, but I can't help it, hahaha! This form is exhilarating! The magic flowing through me, the POWER!
>>5601502
Face me! I'll take you all on!
>>5601502
Rituals are shit, Artoria will win
>>5601519
Oookay ~!
>She gives the nice anon ( Who is not Wiggins :^ ) The remainder of her cake
Peri couldn't finish this even though she is eating for two now ~! Don't eat it all in one go or your teeth might fall out ~!
>>5601302
I can't sense any Heroic Spirits aside of the other two versions of myself. a Human with enough mana should be enough, but a proficient magi is my ideal master.
>>5601466
>>5601330
That is an almost amusing way of portraying your defeat, knave.
>>5601502
You never had a chance in the firs place! A shame such young blood has to paint the soil of the battlefield....
>>5601502
>It's an Aussa wins again episode.
That's it! That's the end of the game! It all goes down with another bang! But not TNT this time.
>>5601521
The more you talk the more I'm beginning to understand that your lower half isn't just a beast. You're losing your mind when there's no reason to.
>>5601549
In a place like this it shouldn't be all that hard. If this was something important then you should be searching frantically for someone with all the requirements.
>>5601542
Why thank you!
>Anon (That ISN'T Wiggins) gladly accepts it slowly noms it down
Have a nice evening!
>>5601575
FUCKING CALLED IT
>>5601527
How did you figure it out, mau?
>>5601449
Well, it's a bit of a long story really...
You need for me to travel across the cosmos I needed Power Stars, so I stole some from a space ship space lady.
Little did I know that when I flung Mario into space he'd find her and he'd start stealing them all back.
The wimp is crafty, I'll give him that.
>>5601466
Well, she will be once I take out that Plumber.
>>5601473
Yeah, sure it was.
>>5601480
....Who are you again?
end
>>5601597
Congratulations
>>5601611
Thanks for hosting
>>5601575
>>5601597
>>5601611
Hmph.
Good job whoever you are. Thanks for hosting you weirdo.
psss..
cheeruno-chan
I want vino to fist me
>>5601484
You'll fall off and break that face of yours if you get too close.
>>5601491
I didn't say I didn't want to elaborate. I tend to not launch into my life's story at every unsolicited turn, though.
>>5601598
Have you tried killing him instead of basically saying "don't do it again" and forgetting about him?
>>5601597
Looks like you don't need any help at all. You should think about being your own master.
>>5601611
Thank you for entertaining up, peon.
Evens do the thing here
Odds do the other thing
>>5601542
I HEARD THAT! I'll kill you! I'll tear you to shreds, I-
>>5601560
>>5601575
DAMNATION!
>>5601577
>She collapses to the ground, abruptly shifting back to normal, holding a hand up
A...a moment.
>>5601593
>Weak growling
>>5601598
But of course. And now you'll know better than to insult me so quickly.
>>5601611
>>5601597
Right...congratulations, madame. And thank you.
>>5601549
As it was an entertaining way to die. With a death like that, I deserve to at least know my killers name, no?
>>5601598
Your greatest foe works in plumbing? You don't hear that every day.
>>5601611
And an end it was! Thank you for hosting this bout.
>>5601642
One thing you may come to know about me, is that I never really learn in that regard.
>>5601637
What?
>>5601650
dubs assist
>>5601660
I I B-Brought you cake..
>hands it over.
>>5601650
>>5601668
That's not how it works dammit.
10 minutes.
I summon _____
>>5601642
Why do you think I have an army? You know how many resources I've wasted building castles filled with lava and Bullet Bills the size of houses?
>>5601652
Whatever...
>>5601657
He doesn't actually do plumbing that much from what I've seen, strangely enough.
>>5601681
But why did you bring me cake?
>>5601611
Thanks for hosting mate
Odds jack off
Evens host
Dubs jack off and then host
>>5601692
Kano
>sacrifices 3 newfags for the special summoning
>>5601626
>>5601575
>>5601593
>>5601527
>>5601616
>>5601652
The outcome of this battle was already decided from the very beginning! But your howls of praise are most welcome.
>>5601711
>tributing for a special summon
>>5601642
It's not the best time for this anyways. We can continue thing conversation when I come back.
>>5601652
Talk all the time you need. I won't bother you any longer. Have a good rest of your day.
>>5601701
Because i had some in my fridge i just wanted to give you a treat.
>>5601717
kys kamina
>>5601705
Thanks for being here to you too!
>>5601717
Yes, you did a fine job! Good work!
>>5601652
...Bring it, woman. Peri will cut you apart before you can even scream ''HAVE MERCY''
>>5601685
Can dog man invite Seth Rollins? Peri wants to mess his stupid smile up~!
>>5601685
>>5601708
By 10 minutes I mean I'm hosting in 10 minutes.
Make that 7 minutes.
>>5601736
Alright give me all the ca-
WAIT A MINUTE
what if it's poisoned?
You're trying to kill me!
>>5601730
>not knowing that he is a toon monster
>>5601730
Oh man you sure show me well
>>5601762
Egyptian god actually
>>5601760
>thinking i would poison best fairy
alright time to kill myself.
>>5601786
The egyptian god cards are normal summoned you dunce
>>5601800
fuck
Say hi to ERP >>5599326
>>5601792
No No No, before you go kill yourself you should take a bite out of that cake yourself so I can check if it's poison or not.
I already ate poison once and I don't like thinking about that time
>>5601786
I wouldn't say I'm familiar with them.
there is no good anime left to see
time to kill myself folks
>Playing the Egyptian godcards when they actually suck
>>5601832
Bye, Yosugay.
>>5601832
Now watch all the best cartoons.
It'll take you longer to finish it all.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE SHOW TO START.
36 SUPERSTARS ENTER THE SQUARED CIRCLE FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN THE GOLD, ON MONDAY NIGHT'S HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM.
SIGN UP RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
>>5601832
Anon, wait! I have a whole world of anime you've never seen! The art is so good, along with the adaptation for American audiences, they look almost exactly like movies with actors in them.
>>5601846
>Reading into analogies
>>5601832
>Don't do that anon, you'll miss out on the newest memes
>>5601817
>takes a bite
mmm delicious chocolate flavor.
now enjoy it!
>>5601857
Furry porn
>>5601857
Andrew Wiggins
>>5601846
>not playing a horakhty OTK deck
>>5601857
Fork
>>5601857
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5601857
Artoria Pendragon
>>5601657
I've gotta go for now, so take this time to do your homework and study up. There's still hope for you beneath that pile of blond hair.
>>5601695
And none of them worked, apparently. Let's pick this up later, hmm? I might even have some useful suggestions for you.
>>5601735
Same for me. Until next time, then.
>flies off somewhere
>>5601857
Magolor
>>5601857
Asui Tsuyu
>>5601857
Lenny
>>5601857
Cirno Hogan
>>5601857
Lord Beerus
>>5601857
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>5601857
King Dedede
>>5601857
The Uber Gang
>>5601857
BAKI HANMA
>>5601857
Ivan Braginsky
Hello, my friends! How are you all doing today?
>>5601857
Umaru
But not before I keep an eye on this:
>>5601857
Classy Raven
>>5601857
Reinhardt
>>5601857
LONGEST REIGNING UNIVERSAL CHAMP
>>5601857
Togami Byakuya
>>5601857
A MOTHERFUCKING COP
>>5601857
Lycanroc
>>5601857
Reigen Arataka
>>5601882
Yeah, well I gotta get going anyways.
>>5601857
Artorias
>>5601870
See, now I can trust you.
I'm not some kind of idiot.
>grabs >>5601874 to eat the cake
>>5601857
Avilio
>>5601857
SKULLOMANIA
>>5601857
Major Onizuka
>>5601857
Pussy Destroyer
>>5601857
Boku
>>5601857
Koyomi Araragi
>>5601857
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>5601695
How odd. Though he must be quite the adversary.
>>5601703
Don't mention it!
>>5601857
Ringabel
Hi!
>>5601857
Ruby Rose
You around anymore, Moge-ko?
>>5601894
>he only has 2 belts
Hiya HG. Erp coming in for another visit.
I'm tired as shite.
>>5601857
Gishki Ariel
>>5601857
Ghost
>>5601923
>Waves goodbye and leaves the thread.
>>5601894
Afternoon Dedede!
>>5601645
>>5601577
You may be correct, but I not only need a suitable magi, if this person lacks wealth I demand cooking to be a part of his talents.
>>5601657
If my name is your only request from me I can grant your wish. The name of your slayer is Artoria Pendragon, King of Knights.
>>5601857
THE INCOMPARABLE SQUIDWARD
>>5601924
?
>>5601961
come back with more cake
>>5601857
Nagisa Shiota
>>5601857
Sheamus
>>5601832
>there is no good anime
FTFY
>>5601857
Xenomorph
>>5601902
>>5601945
What's good you two?
Hi /hg/
Love - /ERP/
>>5601857
Ethan Cole
>>5601944
Alright! I'll never mention it again, mau!
>>5601975
O-Oh shit, I didn't know we already had one.
Hosting next
>>5601857
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5602006
I'll go after you
>>5602001
I understand your confusion. I only picked him up recently.
If you want to take my reigns, I can always find a replacement.
>>5601952
That's why I'm entering. To get more belts.
>>5601963
Ayyyy, Magolor! What's shakin, buddy?
>>5602006
Major Ocelot
This way I wont' be late
>>5602001
we got nero too
do lasagna man dude
>>5601902
>>5601945
Yo.
>>5602025
You're good my dude.
>>5602019
I'LL JOIN IN! I'LL GO AFTER YOU, MAU!
Toф? Tы eщё здecь?
THIS IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER
CHECK IT
SWAP IT
>>5601695
Hehehe...is someone disappointed?
>>5601735
I only...needed to catch my breath....
>>5601717
I don't howl. That would be unbecoming.
>>5601747
Huh? Oh...that wasn't for you, and I was hardly in my normal state of mind. Ahem. Apologies, madame.
>>5601902
Very...frustratedly.
>>5601945
Hm? Good evening, madame. I trust you have some degree of sense.
>>5601954
And you as well.
...You should probably just go to bed.
>>5601995
Skeleton..hello.
>Sorry for the delays, had to take in and store groceries.
>>5602030
Not much at the moment, how are you?
>>5602019
Yeah
Let's bring back the queue
>>5602031
But you know when the game is, shouldn't that be enough?
>>5602061
Why am I not in it, fella?
>>5601990
Pretty much everything.
>>5602036
Hi! What's your name?
>>5602061
Ready to win!
>>5602062
Oh yeah, I have a lot of sense.
>>5602061
>>5601986
swap
>>5602078
Because you're fucking late, fella.
>>5602061
Let's get started, I don't have all day you know
>>5602061
Perfect! Let's begin!
>>5602061
Looks good to me.
Hi HG!
>>5601990
Everything is doing fine, Andrew! Me and America have come to an agreement - To decide who's coming here for the day, we flip a coin!
...I know, it isn't much of an agreement.
>>5602036
...Ah, hello.
>>5602062
I have a feeling that it would be rude if I inquired more on it, дa? I can only assume that something happened during the games, дa?
>>5602075
Shhh, no questions
>>5602100
>>5602101
Guess I won't be joining you in the commentary today, Moxley.
Thanks...Whatever the hell you're supposed to be!
>>5602111
shut up and go back to making good music
>>5602061
I'm ready to rumble over here, let's get this over with so I can get my third belt.
>>5602066
Nothin' much buddy, just here to fight the competition and take home another belt.
>>5602061
I accept this challenge.
>>5602061
Now where is that girl with the Dragon costume?
Ah, well I hope she's in. I want a rematch!
>>5602061
>44 UIDs
BUMP IT UP KAMINA
>>5602132
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
>>5602141
I want to fuck you.
>>5602119
All I can say is you better be here
>>5602041
Th-thanks
>>5602135
Well then you're gonna have to get through me!
>>5602112
>>5602082
I actually gotta jet, work on my game a lil bit. Be back later!
>>5602061
>>5602082
Enough not to cross the previous champion, I'd hope.
...But I tend not to get my hopes up anyways. You'd only make perhaps the second that didn't.
>>5602112
Foolish turtles and making a fool of myself....
>>5602111
...Panda. Now I really have seen everything.
>>5602157
Either way fucking kys Kamina
BUMP THE GAME
>>5601999
NEVER again? Are you sure you could handle that? It certainly was a ride to remember.
>>5602082
Baki, Baki Hanma. Yours?
>>5602112
>>5602061
The name's Baki, I don't believe we've met - but it's a good time to break the ice, considering we're team mates.
>>5602155
Is that a threat?
>>5602151
you know exactly what i'm on about
it's been 2 months since your last upload
>>5602170
N-not him
B-but I can stutter like him in ever sentence if you want me to
>>5602161
Alright, see ya later!
>>5602164
If I meet you in battle, I won't hold back.
>>5602181
Ruby! Ruby Rose!
>>5602194
Sure, why not?
>>5602208
O-okay
>>5602100
THE HAMSTER FOR FELLA
>>5602104
>>5601983
AVILIO FOR NAGISA
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION
FROM A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME, WEIGHING IN AT 93 POUNDS, SHE IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
AAAAAAAAAARRRIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
>>5602159
Baaahhh, we've already gone through ya before. But hey, tell ya what, I'll be sure that when we meet an' fight I won't hurt ya as hard as I probably should.
>>5602182
>>5602222
I-I'm not scared at all...
>>5602215
GET THE TABLES, DOG PERSON! I GOT A HOUND THAT NEEDS TO GET HIS ARSE SMASHED RIGHT THROUGH IT!
>>5602161
Дa! Farewell, Brian! Have a good day!
>>5602164
My condolences. If it makes you feel better, everyone has those moments in the arena, and I am no stranger to those either. I don't think anyone paid too much mind to it, my friend.
>>5602181
And I do not recall meeting you either, sir, but I have a feeling I can trust you. Ivan Braginsky, personification of Russia - It is a pleasure to meet you, Baki! You look like a nice man!
>>5602215
Ufufu~
>>5602215
Are you a lemon Lenny?
You look and fight like one
>>5602215
>>5602215
Tables? For what though?
>>5602215
>>5602176
If it was a request, I could probably handle it. I'm used to taking orders in the first place!
... As much as it backfired. BUT STILL!
>>5602215
>>5602222
THIS IS THE HGPD, GET BACK HERE AND HANDS IN THE AIR WERE I CAN SEE THEM
>>5602215
I guess these kinds of things are apart of being a hero too sometimes, huh?
>>5602152
Get in line.
>>5602215
No.
>>5602243
>yfw Cirno's the best roaster here
>>5602215
C'mon senior spooks, we gotta make sure ya don't die so early on now.
>>5602215
>
>>5602219
We'll see!
>>5602061
Stay under my direct command and triumph will be ensured, district 2.
>>5602062
Of course your words of congratulations are not comparable to the shriek of a beast, a way of speech should not be taken so literal.
>>5602215
With two foes dead with one swing a path to push forward has been made. Keep moving!
>>5602266
Roasting?
I don't want to burn up
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host and commentator for the evening Dean Aaaaaaaannd the champion's already dead.
They don't make them like they used too.
>>5602237
Hey bud, are you alright? I'm not even in the match, I'm just sitting here, commentating like a good little Michael Cole.
>>5602200
...Typically, you're meant to cooperate with your teammate.
>>5602215
I-how do you-...that's impolite to make such assumptions!
>>5602241
Hmh. In these past two days I've come in the final four three times. I suppose that's some sort of achievement.
>>5602273
I wouldn't suggest using such terms at all in the first place.
>>5602295
Oh no no no no. Nothing wrong with some post-match violence. Remember the beating your brother gave to Haitch that one time?
Those were the days.
>>5602295
>Tosses the steroids in the trash.
It makes me stronger knowing I don't have to resolve to such pathetic tactics.
>>5602295
>>5602295
Alright then punk!
Here's what you gotta do!
....Sing "Uptown Funk" for as long as I see fit!
>>5602295
I thought he was a champ, shouldn't he be able of taking care of himself?
>>5602241
A personification of Russia, if you were in my world you'd be considered mentally insane. We're in an inter-dimensional Arena, so I 100% agree with you...guaranteed.
Looks can be deceiving Ivan, but you're right, I'm a relatively nice guy that does not so nice things for a living.
>>5602295
I prefer the term strategic retreat, kero kero.
>>5602254
You'll have to catch me first
>>5602295
She's too good, and I know when to back out
>>5602243
>had a picture of lenny holding a lemon
>deleted it because 'i would never use it'
>>5602295
Yeah, I hit that kid "accidently", yeah right.
W-why are you guys coming into the ring?
Let go off m-
>>5602295
YOU...! You did that on purpose!
>>5602347
kero
>>5602351
Why are you so yellow?
You shouldn't eat the yellow snow.
Do you sweat lemonade?
>>5602351
>Deleting images for lack of frequent use
Sheamus, I don't think you're here to actually wrestle are you? You're just causing a bunch of trouble with the show backstage, I might need to remove you.
Mokou's on the run from the cops, It's gonna be hard to be champion when you're wanted for murder, she's sure as hell trying.
>>5602295
Ufufu~ You seem very scared, my friend!
>>5602298
Of course. It means that God is on your side, my friend. Your luck is still very good, so it is safe to assume that you're going to be in the final four for quite a while.
...Or did I just jinx you? Heт... Do you have a piece of wood I can borrow?
>>5602346
Too bad that there are so many more like me. If you were to talk to my boss, he'd say I'm telling the truth. And the people here are quite weird...
Looks really are deceiving, my friend. You seem kind, but you do less-than-desirable things for a living, дa? I am like that in a way.
>>5602295
Do not worry, my fellow knight, this will be returned to you in pristine condition! You have my word!
>>5602364
Kero?
>>5602374
Your threats are as 'armless as you are, Torso.
>>5602378
Get out, this is between us two
>>5602378
I SWEAR IF YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON AGAIN, I'LL POUR PEPSI INTO MITCH JR'S POT!
>>5602402
Yes.
>>5602378
I'll do for now...
Koyomi onichan...
Make me feel like a woman.
>>5602378
>>5602405
Is this because Russia is usually in winter? Because this is quite childish, if that is the case.
>>5602404
>snickers
You ate the yellow snow, didn't you?
>>5602378
T-too big...
>>5602357
I don't know what you're talkin about ex champ, you should have looked up.
STUNNER
STUNNER
THE TRIO OF FURRIES IS GOING STONE COLD ON EVERYONE THEY SEE, THE CARNAGE WON'T STOP
>>5602407
Jesus Christ Sheamus.
You know Mitch Jr likes coke over pepsi.
>>5602429
Why is the snow yellow?
>>5602380
Tch. This is clearly not my day. And I doubt Sophia would ever give me her blessing.
>>5602451
Because I peed on it.
>>5602450
I'm out!
>>5602417
>>5602417
>>5602417
Just carry on with your games would just like to borrow some tributes.
>>5602450
I SWEAR ON BECKY LYNCH IL DO IT! MAYBE ILL FORCE FEED HIM TUNA SANDWICH JUST FOR GOOD MEASURES!
>>5602450
They're competing as 3.
Is that even legal?
>>5602462
uhh what the fuck?
>>5602429
Do you think I did? What reason would I possibly have to do something like that?
>>5602450
As the runner of all this, you have a duty to make sure that this place isn't falling apart around us!
>>5602450
REQUESTING BACK UP,I REPEAT, REQUESTING BACK UP, FEMININE BOY ON THE LOOSE.
>>5602427
You want a reason? It's over.
>>5602450
I've never tried this way before
>>5602454
Apologies, but I could get rid of it if I could knock on a piece of wood... You'll win a game eventually, my friend.
...I, ah, I meant the Christian god, but I guess this "Sophia" god wouldn't bless you after all.
>>5602478
Oh.
Uh.
Let me check the rulebook, anyone know where I put the rulebook?
Anyone know if I have a rulebook?
>>5602475
Well is it an extra small? Mitch needs to watch his calorie intake.
>>5602487
Mm. You cannot kill someone mindlessly unless you are a psychopath, дa? It may be over, but I'd like to know why you killed me.
>>5602479
What's wrong?
Everyone pees and poos
It's the circle of life or somethinf I don't care.
>>5602481
You're yellow.
So you either eat a lot of lemons, ice pee , or paint
>>5602511
Wholegrain bread, extra butter and deep sea tuna.
I'm going to turn Mitch into poison ivy.
>>5602511
I'll do anything to win!
>>5602517
he's asian, you racist
>>5602517
Pee and poo in the toilet you naughty fairy.
>>5602517
>throws brown snow at
>>5602380
Every one draws to that consensus of obscurity here, I don't mind; it doesn't really bother me that I'm odds against gods, or aliens - as long as they put up a good fight I'm satisfied.
>>5602517
I work at a nuclear plant. Make your own conclusions.
>>5602515
It's what the crowd wants
>>5602536
....
>Dean presses the button
>>5602298
Your advice has no use for me, woman. I will adress my audience as I see fit.
>>5602378
How!? A tool made for eating has become a fearsome weapon of destruction...
>>5602585
Yeah buddy..
>>5602585
>>5602585
THE COVER WORKED,YOU ARE NOW UNDER ARREST FOR PROSTITUTION.
>>5602585
>Sheamus has a bloodied face
I know where you leave Mitch Jr to sleep at night. be afraid fella. Be very afraid.
I am going to crossbreed Mitch with a venus fly trap. AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME!
>>5602545
A shen?
What's that?
>>5602547
I don't have a toilet, I life in a 1 room igloo.
Even though I'm the best around, I still dont have the best house.
>>5602548
>freezes it solid
You're disgusting you know that
>sends it back, at incredibly hihg velocity
>>5602558
If you work with plants, you should be green.
Or do you work with yellow flowers like dandelions?
>>5602585
>>5602550
A good fight is all you want, дa? I hope I live up to your expectations (even thought I'm currently dead), my friend, as I am somewhat of a good fighter.
...It's not cheating if I use a faucet in the arena, дa?
>>5602563
Hm. It's what the crowd wants, дa? Then why did I hear some people booing when you killed me~?
>>5602623
Dig a hole then. Don't just pee and poo in the snow where someone might eat it.
>impregnates the poster below
>>5602623
What's disgusting about it?
I literally melted some chocolate and mixed it into snow
it's not disgusting
>>5602491
Another one, you mean.
And Sophia's powers remain predominately in Gusto lands, simply-put.
>>5602604
I am no mere "woman". But far be it for me from assuming anyone here has common sense.
So who the hell keeps throwing that fork everywhere, every time it flies it's getting jammed into someone's eye.
At this rate, the fork might be the next champion.
>>5602619
Yeah, uh.
Good luck with that fella.
THIS MATCH CONTINUES NEXT THREAD, AFTER THESE COMMERCIAL BREAKS.
>>5602645
Why should I care if someone does eat it, it isn't my problem.
>>5602650
Exactly, who melts chocolate? Chocolate shouls never get a temperature higher than 3 C°
>>5602674
FREEZE NIGGER
>>5602678
Why do you want people eating your poo?
>>5602678
Everyone melts chocolate, melted chocolate tastes awesome
>>5602658
Another one... Well, that too. "A game" and "another game" mean the same to me.
I see, but the god I believe is apparently everywhere at all times, so I could always pray for you. Could. I don't wish to start another argument on religion, now.
>>5602693
>>5602674
I AIN'T GOIN OUT LIKE THIS, I CAN BREATHE!
>>5602674
I want that belt!
>>5602636
Sounds like you had a fan
>>5602712
I doubt yours would care anyways.