/sug/ Steven Universe General - Cummies Edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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>Archived threads
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boy I sure hope no lewds get posted in this thread
>>5599637
>>5599618
I actually may be the anon you're thinking of. What did he say/do?
>>5599632
>>5599608
Jasper is fat
>>5599274
>>5599632
Definitely my fave yeah.
(And Indexer will agree with this too by posting this image again in a bigger size)
>>5599673
It is you, isn't it.
>>5599679
THE JASS WAS FAT
How rare is Pearlidot?
reminder that if your ship doesn't have a canon basis, it's fucking shit and you're fucking shit
>>5599684
Thanks anon
What did they mean by this?
>>5599686
https://img1.etsystatic.com/115/0/5524146/il_fullxfull.867870909_cczr.jpg
amedot is fucking trash
>>5599688
I.. think so? I am the guy that once said that he cares for all anons here unconditionally, among other things.
>>5599754
I wish it wasn't that rare. I love my nerdy duo
>>5599770
>Peridewey will never sail
>>5599814
>could you give us a clue
>doesn't give a single clue
I'm mad. Is it related to Rose?
>>5599845
Love you /sug/
>>5599814
More importantly, what did Zuke mean by THIS?
If only you knew.....
>>5599840
But do you recognize ME? I bet you don't.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5599830
>didn't even get the largest version of the image
Shit taste, and you can't indexer properly.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTtSB5mXIAAAr0P.jpg:orig
>>5599917
>>5599890
Did pearl learn how to clone herself?
>>5599430
Requesting Pearl telling Steven "Go back in time and give your mother an abortion" while he is holding the time travel hourglass
>>5599883
Just Zuke being a retard, as usual.
WHY_CAN'T_I_DIE
>>5599891
UNCERTAINTY_DETECTED
>>5599883
Lapis
>>5599891
Anon.. it breaks my heart to say that I can't pin you down exactly. I have a terrible memory. But you sound somehow familiar.
>>5599888
Double dub trips confirm truEndgame
I didn't expect the pearlnet tho
>>5599646
LOOK
AT
THAT
BUTT
What's not to love on Pearl, honestly?
>>5599983
>terrible memory
Yeah, it's you. You'll have to remember who I am yourself, because I'm not telling you.
>>5599888
If only this were true. Unfortunately they're never going to bring Bismuth back as a permanent addition because they decided to hire another expensive VA, forcing them to write her off in a shit way.
>>5599830
If you really believed it was trash you wouldn't share the bigger picture though :^)
>>5600028
Everything about her.
>>5599883
Just supporting best gem is all.
>>5600082
*worst gem
>>5600038
SEARCHING_DATABASE
DOES_YOUR_IDENTIFICATION_TAG_STARS_WITH_C?
CAPTCHA_QUESTION: REDUNDANT
I will defend m'lady's honor.
>>5600085
*second best gem
>>5600095
What honor?
>>5600028
The big, dumb pearl that's on her forehead, for one thing.
>>5600053
>>5599888
If she comes back, she's going to be the one who dies. She'll get overzealous and go in over her head. When she's stuck without proper backup, she'll get shattered fighting till the end.
It'll probably happen in front of Steven.
>>5600085
*cute gem
POST RARE BECKY ART
>>5600085
*best gem
>>5600100
what if that sea snipper gets off of its leash?
>>5600103
>implying that looks bad
Next up is Garnet goes Surfing
>>5600153
>Silly Word
Bonerific
>>5600153
Silly Word: Dringle
>>5600153
>animal
giant isopod
>>5600153
>Part of the body
Armpit
Not enough Jaspearl in this thread.
>>5600068
Shipping is stupid in general
But amedot takes a special kind of retard
>>5600187
t. Lapidot shipper
>>5600153
>Verb
Spank
>>5600123
The Jasper with Steven on her
>>5600153
>Color:tope.
>>5600187
What's wrong with amedot?
>>5600153
>color
magenta
>>5600153
>verb ending in "ing"
inserting
>>5600038
well damn. But I can ask you questions to pin you down, right? (sorry for the wait, the laundry demanded my immediate attention)
Were we talking about... loved ones?
>>5600187
>This is what Lapidotfags think
>>5600136
Peridot is in for a world of snips
>>5600153
>verb ending in "ing"
absorbing
>>5600218
Holy sheeeeit, when was this? I'm guessing it's a drawpile or flockdraw screenshot?
>>5600244
Why would you care so much as to bother?
And no we weren't.
>>5600153
>number
8,734,126
How do you get these new filenames?
>>5600246
>>5600223
>>5600215
billions of people can't be wrong
>>5600153
3 adjectives, and 2 verbs left
>>5600123
>first it was lewd Edd, Ed, and Eddy
>now it's lewd Ratatouille
I want Rebecca to draw lewd art of the gems
>>5599888
>that reflection in the side view mirror
I love little details like that.
>>5600344
not gonna happen while airing
>>5600335
>Verb
Deconstruct
>>5600304
The rename feature. You know, it's been a feature in every OS since Mac popularized GUIs in general.
>>5600344
I feel like it's guaranteed she does.
We just won't see anything like that from her for a long time.
>>5600277
you should know there is no reason for me not at least to try.
Were you posting images last time? Pearl, by any chance?
>>5600271
From a thread on march 2nd of this year
And yes it was
>>5600365
Is that Greg or Amethyst?
>>5600407
that was opal and garnet
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/151289498273/thats-why-the-people-of-this-world-believe
Do you think she was cringing the whole time?
>>5600335
>adjective
radical
>>5600407
That's Garnet.
>>5600373
>Mac
>>5600344
>jhonen-vasquez
Everytime
>>5600153
Heavy
>>5600335
>verb
decapitate
Does Haoshoku Haki exist in SU?
>>5600395
>no reason for me not at least to try
But why bother with someone you're never going to meet?
And no, I hate Pearl.
>>5600252
lapis right before she smashed peridot's head in
>>5600335
>adjective
revealing
>>5600335
>adjective
Sexy
>>5600515
when will they finally air this episode?
>>5600187
No one says you need to like every ship, but calling a ship retarded without elaborating is pretty silly
>>5600520
Peridot is for smashing.
>>5600515
>thought it was lapis facesitting jasper at first
>expand image
get tae fuck
>>5600559
it's hot idiot
>>5600552
Rip
>>5600559
Bahaha it does look like a tiny Jasper face in the thumbnail
>>5600218
Was that confirmed to be a Rebecca drawing? Because I don't think that's how Rebecca draws Jasper, the Steven makes it looks like it could be from a crewniverse member though.
>>5600552
vaginally
>>5600593
Either or.
Help, I'm in love with a gem.
>>5600593
>midgets
>>5600588
I remember there was a person in Flockdraw who's style is eerily similar to Rebecca's, but it definitely isn't her.
Garnet Goes Surfing by SUG
>>5600620
die
>>5600499
>But why bother with someone you're never going to meet?
with that sentiment I would have never physically met at least two people in my life. Soon 3, actually.
Hmm. But we have talked ITT and not outside, yes? Specifically here on /trash/?
>>5600620
Buy it and cum on it and leave it in a dark closed space for 40 days and then your gem waifu will form
>>5600620
Welcome to the club
>>5600620
Yeah, but WHICH gem?
>>5600515
All Lapis had to do to get Jasper to leave and never come back was tell her she was pregnant
test
>>5600663
the bottom one
>>5600620
you gonna join the club, fucker
whos got your attention
>>5600677
You failed faggot see me after class
>>5600620
>>5600695
ugh
>>5600637
That got a little suggestive.
I want to see Garnet pulling this move.
>>5600695
UGH
>>5600651
We've talked on /co/ before.
>>5600647
>lapidot
You first
>>5600588
the Garnet looks crewniverse-like too. But yeah, it could've just been someone who's decent at replicating Sugar's style.
>>5600695
She like sthe varguba, how does that make you feel?
what if peridot used the n word
>>5600588
It totally looks like a Sucrose Jasper
>her fringe is the same in your pic and that one
>no hair spikes brushing up against the left side of her face, it's smooth
>relatively small mouth
>thin brows
>similar sort of high-up eye placement
And pics in the Flock that are (or at least really seemingly) hers have that same line quality.
Including in one Flock pic where she drew a Lapis or two alongside Korean letters, then within a similar time frame uploaded a picture of Lapis wearing red and holding a boogie board also amidst Korean letters to her tumblr
REBOOTING.
>>5600651
IMPLICATIONS_DETECTED
WARNING
>>5600755
i'd have to discipline her
with my dick
>>5600755
I'd blow a load and become a fierce Lapidot shipper.
>>5600748
nice comeback, it took you 7 minutes to come up with that?
>>5600669
>implying Jasper wouldn't want a malachite all to her own
>>5600785
I thought she was eating ice cream in the thumbnail
>>5600787
>>5600805
She was, and she hated the flavor.
>>5600815
this is just sad
>>5600742
oh /co/ huh? Hm... that can't be all too long ago, since I've been so rarely there until the most recent dozen episodes or so.
>>5600768
less of an implication and more of a prediction you goofball
>>5600695
Best gem.
>>5600796
Considering your original insult was just "die" you're really not on much of a high ground here.
>>5600826
>>5600785
lapis sure does love her fucksticks
>>5600218
Why does Rebecca draw Jasper getting choked out so much
>>5600833
HA
HA
HA
THIS_UNIT_IS_LAUGHING_VERY_SLOWLY
>>5600859
>>5600873
Can I be the tsundere one?
>>5600889
yes.
>>5600833
I was talking about "leaving".
Does that ring any bells?
>>5600799
Jasper wouldn't want anything to do with a Malababy until it was big and strong enough to destroy planets
>>5600893
>40 seconds apart
>-mind
What is /sug/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz31BVNSWFE
>>5600637
>Right in the armpit
>Giant Isopod
>>5600859
>>5600873
Do not pair me with a filthy amedot
>>5600913
Baka! It's not like I wanted you to ship us!
>>5600917
>not training her from the earliest age possible to be a natural planet buster
>>5600863
N/A
>>5600917
>implying Jasper's maternal instincts wouldn't kick in
They'd fight over her attention
>>5600950
Oops
*september 2015
Post your cutest poils
>>5600849
>>5600950
Difference Spotted: The two official Sucrose Jaspers' noses have three facets while the uncomfirmed Sucrose Jaspers' nose has four
>>5600926
I-in all honesty they popped up simultaneously to me since I let the page update slowly
>>5600978
Pearl is only cute when she's with Lapis.
>>5600978
>>5600978
only have the one
Anyone know what their NSFW is? http://mushroom-cookie-bears.tumblr.com/
>>5600978
>>5601001
The only good thing about this AU is Sapphire.
P.S mate, you basically like Ruby and Sapphire due to the fact you praise this AU.
>>5600950
Why is she so angry, why cant Rebecca just draw her smiling
>>5600978
>>5601007
Minor variances like that aren't unheard of, especially with months-long gaps in between pictures
>>5601061
Hmm, seems like it, whats a good complimenting personality to tsunderes?
>>5600759
this one?
>>5601001
>meme gem as an aristocrat
wew
>>5601084
>my heart
send help
>>5601058
>>5601058
Yes the Sapphire is great
I don't get the P.S. though
>>5600914
leaving, leaving.... damn my memory that DOES sound familiar. Wasn't I trying to convince you to do something? Or rather, not do? God I'm s sorry that it takes me forever...
>>5601073
She's too vengeful to smile
what if jasper gave you a bunch of get stuff and told you she doesn't need it anymore
>>5601089
YES, EXACTLY. Same line quality as with the Jasper/Steven
What exact date isn't that from? Pic related is from 5/22/16
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/144740531768/just-got-back-from-seoul-saw-aoa-do-good-luck
>>5601018
That's creepy.
>>5600978
>>5601127
Why does it feel like you're messing with me?
>>5601087
the oblivious sweetheart that deflects all attempts of the tsundere with their disarming kindness.
>>5601189
HNNNNNNNG
Yay, we're alive
>>5601133
Is it the same get stuff that gave you those double dubs
>>5601142
Just like Pearl.
>>5601007
I think it's just an easy mistake to make since other crewniverse members have drawn her nose like that too.
>>5601212
DON'T CRY BLOOPER
Is it my birthday today? So many Pearls!
>>5601212
Why are blue gems so sad
>>5601227
>>5600930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjKLtJkabss
>>5601193
trust me, I'm not. Sometimes I have.. blackouts. Days, weeks, moths of my life of which I have little memory. Which I believe would be normal, if it weren't so massive chunks. The weirdest thing is that I have already remembered things a decade later better than I might have a month after the fact. It's like running against a brick wall in my head.
>>5601194
Of course!
>>5600938
Oh Anon, that's a wonderful picture to post! And you're so cute when you get worked up.
>>5601258
being surrounded by blue depresses a person
>>5601256
Wow look at this windows 98 lookin' mother fucker.
>>5601298
DELETE_THIS
>>5601283
kill yourself amedot cunt
>>5601288
Not me.
>>5601258
cause theyre blue
Do you think Steven can get pregnant?
He can shapeshift after all
>>5601373
can he get pregnant with pearl's seed?
>>5600930
https://youtu.be/95F3fznufVQ
>>5601288
>When your role is unironically painted blue before you even get into SU
Oh. that explains a lot.
>>5601373
Mpreg is a shit fetish
I want to touch and kiss Jasper's giant quartz ____
>>5601282
Why are you being so personal with me? I'd never do this with you.
>>5601334
Aww, I understand. You're shy around all these other Anons, it's okay, you're too cute to be mad at.
>>5601392
beautiful, moar please?
>>5601392
NUTSHACK
I wanna fug Jasper
>>5601172
Even those Gropal doodles of her's from an old Flock are of the same line quality: usually black color, slightly disconnected (gaps) lines. And this too >>5600365
Anyone have any Flock screenshots that could have Crew art on them, post 'em please
>>5601392
fatness
>>5601298
He's a dork. A wonderful dork at that
>>5601326
see above
>>5601383
good stuff
>>5601392
tuff
>>5601437
>>5601440
I guess I'm Malachite.
>>5601445
What the hell kind of lingerie is this? Is it to maximize and accentuate her pillowy muff?
what if peridot lived in Omaha Nebraska
>>5601398
it wouldn't be right if all I did was trying to get to know you while giving you no chance to get to know me. But that's no the reason I do it. I do it because I want to.
I hope Becky is having a terrific day today!
Did you know Becky is going to be at NYCC next week? If you're going, you should stream the panel if you can!
>>5601392
LIPS
>>5601463
those stevens look like they're in pain, is this the pain sugar feels inside her soul?
>>5601412
don't reply to me
>>5601474
She's so cute, I can't stand it.
>big teeth like Jasper (but pointed and entirely all her own)
>doesn't show gum (like lapis, whereas japser does)
Even her mouth is a fusion
>>5601516
I'm sure Becky is very happy inside her soul, don't worry anon!
>>5601537
I hope she isn't.
>>5601497
what if peridot was the manager of a cinnabon in omaha nebraska
>>5601501
I hope Zuke is having a nice day too.
>>5601537
I want to push her in the mud.
>>5601517
I just can't resist Anon, you put on such a cute act when I do, I love it.
>>5601463
That's Sucrose alright
I'm going to waste my time trying to translate that without knowing Korean, watch me go
>>5601412
>>5601517
>This is just like one of my Japanese animes!
>>5601463
Wait, is that user confirmed Sucrose? I've seen them in there before. They always draw sad stuff, but they're really nice. I always thought it was someone trying to emulate Sugar's style.
>>5600588
>>5601550
I'd be so proud of her
>>5601392
NOSE
>>5601517
May I reply to you instead?
>>5601500
But why me? I don't see you doing this with other anons. Why do you "want to"?
It's just so weird to me.
>>5601543
>>5601557
Please don't say these things, you would make Becky sad if she saw these. Please say nice things about her so she feels good inside!
>>5601615
I hope she sees that.
>>5601528
Dude, you have no idea what I'd do to see Lapis get along with Jasper and Bismuth.
A Malachite + Bismuth fusion would be right up my alley.
>>5601437
help me expand upon this collage /sug/, I was not aware that Sugar visited flock draws before this thread
>>5601559
>>5601602
amedots leave me alone and fuck off
>>5601615
Her name isn't Becky faggot
>>5601497
Anon.............
>>5601463
This is another thing from the same user, I saved it because I was suspicious that it might be Sugar but I wasn't sure.
>>5601667
Adorable.
>>5601682
What?
>>5601677
kinda hot
>>5601517
lapis is cuter when she's vulnerable
>>5601566
REMOVEBISMUTHremove bismuth
you are worst gem. you are the gem idiot you are the gem smell. return to bubble. to our bubble cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,crystal gems we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole gem stink crystal gems sqhipere shqipare..gem genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead gem..ahahahahahBOSNIA WEWILLGETYOU!! do not forget gem war .albiania we kill the queen, yellow diamond return to your precious homeworld….hahahahaha idiot gem and crystal gemsn smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVEBISMUTHFROMTHEPREMISES. you will get caught. yellow+blue+bubble+white=kill crystal gems…you will gem war/ tupac alive in earth, tupac making album of earth . fast rap tupac earth. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink gem… you live in a bubble hahahaha, you live in a sphere
tupac alive numbr one #1 in earth ….fuck the bubble ,..FUCKk ashol gems no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the gem farm aminal with rap magic now we the earth rule .ape of the zoo yellow diamond fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and crystal gems wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. earth greattst countrey
>>5601671
I'm calling her Becky because it's a cute nickname, like her!
so that 4chan stuff from yesterday was just a ruse, wasn't it?
>>5601704
this should be a copypasta
>>5601677
S I N
>>5601686
she is suffering, somebody help her
>>5601667
I bet you're loving all this attention.
>>5601740
how new.ru
I even forgot to replace albania and bosnia at the start.
>>5601737
It was Hiro's elaborate scam to sell more 4chan passes, don't fall for the meme.
>>5601704
>>5601610
Because you approach me too. The fact that you are keeping up this conversation alone indicates that, in some way, you wanna talk to me. Who knows, maybe get to know me better. What more could I want?
>>5601463
>>5601562
I DID IT
Lapis is saying
집으로갈래!
>"I want to go home!"
>>5601704
A FUCKING FUSION
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A FUSION!!!!!!!!
OH MY STARS....HAHHAHA....PINK DIAMOND....(PEACE BE UPON HER)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....FUSION....ON.....A......PLANET....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”MADE OF LOVE”….FUSION….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH MY STARS....I'M.....I'M CRACKING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I'M GONNA DESTABILIZE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…THE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..FUSION!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….FUSION!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….COURT…UP!!!!!!!!
>>5601667
It's never a good thing to be completely alone
>>5601501
She needs to slow down. She just went to a million other events, and now she's flying across the country to another one?
Sucrose is going to end up making herself really sick, either from stress or from constantly attending all these public events.
>>5601654
>>5601795
I saw Pearl at a grocery store in Beach City yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Cookie Cats in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Pearl kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Pearl stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Pearl kept interrupting her by squawking really loudly.
>>5601654
That's all I've got.
>>5600917
>>5601654
I'll keep looking through my stuff
You should add dates on the collage when applicable. That japser I can confirm is from 3/2/16
The lapis is from May 2016
>>5601501
NYCC is this week anon
Anyone in here watch star vs? anyone have a link to the new episode?
Sorry, i cant find a general on /co/ :/
>>5601795
This is who we are.
This is who i am.
And if you're gonna get salty.
Then you need to leave again.
Because Jasper is a dead bitch.
And she ain't got no friends.
>>5601778
You're the one that won't stop being friendly. I don't like talking to you at all, how about that?
>>5601822
I do agree with you, she has been running around an awful lot. I think she deserves a nice break after all of this.
>>5601861
No, sorry. It's okay, all generals are the same.
>>5601007
>>5601880
>Jasper
I should've swapped "Pink Diamond" for Blue Diamond, since the pasta is about Garnet.
>that episode where pearl tried to fuck a horse
>>5601787
that's all you ever wanna fucking do lappy
>>5601913
Where do I buy that jacket
I want to be one with the Crewniverse
>>5601837
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Homeworld Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Crystal Gems, and I have over 300 confirmed shatters. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Yellow Diamond armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Lapis Lazulisand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, clod. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shatter you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Yellow Diamond Retribution Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, pebble.
>>5599814
We're gonna need some SU conspiracy theories for this one
>>5601189
>>5601949
shit i cropped it incorrectly
>>5601230
>>5601962
Her home is wherever Steven is.
>>5601991
do not hurt the Pearl
she is for cuddles and kisses
>>5601667
Stop being such a grump, bro
>>5601966
Enlist in the weed gang.
>>5602040
she tried to fuck that horse
she deserved it
What's some good SU merch that can be worn/used without looking like a total manchild? I feel like the Mr. Universe and Cool Dad shirts would be acceptable.
>>5601602
>>5601962
I don't even understand why considering they're the reason behind most of the bad things that have happened to her.
>>5601859
Sorry, I got it confused!
If anybody can stream the panel this week, please do
>>5601694
>>5601763
>>5601820
i don't need anyone, stop
>>5602044
don't betray me
>>5602044
Such a cute Lappy
>>5600978
I have the cutest CG's
>>5602085
Is her hair extremely greasy or wet in that picture?
>>5602094
pls, share the poils with us
>>5602074
people at least thought she was cool at home
>>5601900
That would be a real shame. What could I do to make you feel more comfortable around me?
And it's not like you're treating me badly, you appear puzzled, however. Which I understand.
my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear.
It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.
so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.”
>>5602092
But you seem so lonely, anon. Need a hug, bro?
Pearl's sweaty feminine knotted horsecock.
>>5602092
Stop lying to us, we know you're loving this.
>>5602092
You are way too cute~.
>>5602114
considering how fucking hot stage lights can be I'd assume it's sweat. At least if her curls are held together with the force of a trillion suns
>>5602092
Obviously you do
LOL
>>5602162
Yeah, I'm puzzled, because I don't understand why you care. Don't give me that "because I can" BS, I wanna know the real reason.
>>5602168
that's fucking hilarious. Wasn't there a grizzly bear in Last Airbender which they also called bear bear once to distinguish it from all the hybrid species?
>>5602276
I like bullying Lapis from time to time.
>>5600395
I don't understand this whole conversation, but perhaps you are thinking of me? I like to post Poel.
>>5601831
>>5601845
ty
>>5602276
;_;
>>5602365
Check earlier in the thread, I posted some pictures that you can add to this
>>5602276
LOL
>>5602354
Then get bullying
Here is Jasper getting her AIDS all over the furniture
>>5602305
No, it was just a bear. But everyone got really confused when it was brought up and kept asking for clarification, i.e. "You mean platypus bear?" while the person talking about it was very insistent that it was just a bear.
>>5602392
Oh believe me, I do.
>>5602392
>jasper's latent feral nature causes her to rip up Steven's shit
fucking dumb cunt
I got the DVD input to the VHS player going. Recording the pilot right now. The sound seems to be out of sync but it might just be from the setup and not actually out of sync
>>5602296
well okay, I may owe you a more detailed explanation. But you have asked me two questions there, which are differently hard to answer: why I would care in a situation like this whatsoever versus why it is you specifically. The former is complicated and extremely personal, the latter is difficult and maybe unsatisfying for you. Or should I answer both?
>>5602361
I was trying to figure out the exact reason I know this anon and was going through bits and pieces of my memory. I remembered having talked to a pearl anon about their worries and was checking whether it was him. I'm kinda ashamed that I only remember such bits and pieces but what can I do.
>>5602392
Jasper is cute. CUTE.
>>5602354
don't bully my queen
>>5602376
>>5602387
LOL
O
L
>LOL
>O
>L
>>5602467
*ugly. UGLY.
>>5600978
>>5602406
oh darn. It's still a funny piece of trivia.
>>5602463
Ah, I think that might have been me then. But I'm sure other Pearl anons have talked about their worries as well, so who knows.
>>5602494
**adorable. ADORABLE.
>>5602463
Why would I be unsatisfied about some rando's opinions on the internet? Just tell me.
>>5602513
***fat. FAT.
>>5602477
She's a SLUT
>>5602525
****curvy. CURVY.
>>5602543
And thats ok right?
Lapis and Jasper are worst gems. This is truth.
>>5602525
This has been confirmed time and time again by The Sweets herself in her arts
>would you like fries with that?
>yes
>would you like to make that an extra large?
>just say yes
And that's how this became japser's motto
Are there any fellow drawfags here? I've been trying to apply an underlying paper texture to my canvas for when I want to do watercolor-looking paintings, but it's really complex and I haven't been able to figure it out.
If you help me out I'll draw you an mspaint poil.
>>5602543
you're a SLUT
>>5602420
>>5602543
>looking this inviting
>you'll never fill that pussy
>>5602590
What program?
I'm sure there are filters in PS and maybe even free online for you to add such a texture
>>5602579
No, she's an edgy slut who clings to a dumb little kid for comfort. Don't act like you don't know this.
I still love her, though.
>>5602440
It is actually not synced and the files from the DVD stutter a little. Anyone know a fix for that?
>>5602612
I'm using clip paint studio
>>5602582
*hottest, most interesting, cutest, strongest, best gems
>>5602582
Which is why they are perfect for each other
>>5602582
*thirsty pieces of ass
>>5602582
>t. perifag
>>5602608
Jizzper will.
>>5602582
I cant really disagree with that despite the fact that they're both in my top 4 fav characters but I already told you guys about my bad taste in women
>>5602634
They
>>5602646
Could
>>5602651
Fly
>>5602687
Yes, anon, everybody is a meme. You're a meme, I'm a meme, all memes.
>>5602711
Firmly grasp the quartz boob
>>5602670
>implying Peridot isn't the best thing to come out of shit shit show
Any simple pic you want colored? I'm practicing.
>>5602711
FLY
L
Y
>Only way to get all of season 1 is to import a blu ray from Australia
>I don't even have a blu ray player
Anyone got their hands on a cheeseburger backpack? Is it any good? I've heard the cheese is good for holding laptops and I'm sick of carrying two bags for all my shit everywhere.
>>5602632
I just googled canvas texture, looks like there are some sites in which you can upload your art then add a texture on free
>>5602711
Not even in your dreams chump.
>>5602749
>>5602626
Here is the pilot fast forwarded until I can fix the stutter (universe) http://i.imgur.com/7dJKqhL.gifv
>>5602749
plz i am just a humble and thirsty jaspisfag
I hate seeing Lapis unhappy but she's so pretty when she suffers.
I hate myself.
>>5602520
a big factor is chance. You are the one I ended up talking to, which all things considered was a rather random event. I just happened to be there, you just happened to be there, we just happened to talk to one another. And as the conversation went on you gave me no reason to dislike you. So I told you more about me. And whether you want it or not, in a way you tell me more about you. And the more I know about you, the more reason I have to care about you.
All human relationships are a product of two things: chance and communication. Chance brought us to talk, and our conversation mixed with my past experiences and relationships got me to care.
>>5602512
it's always tricky, right. Hope things are going well for you either way!
>>5602794
it's okay, we everybody hates you too anon
>>5602794
She's so precious when she's chained up or cries because it makes me want to help her.
>>5602746
Lapis is so queer with her quartz fixation. Lapis lazulis irl almost always grow alongside quartz
Did our lapis come to earth to get a load of rose quartz, probably the most prominent quartz in history? But then she got sidetracked amidst all the strapping young quartz soldiers till she got smith'd
>>5602799
So...what do I say, now?
>>5602760
I'll take a look at that, as promised, here is your Pearl
>>5602651
Any more pics to be colored?
>What are you listing to sug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMVM0broOc8
>>5602904
>>5602789
Not that anon but i would love to try this. But I have no options but to use a shit art app where I can't truly control output resolution, which is fine for original art but not so much edits like that
Actually maybe it'll be fine, someone will need to crop it to original resolution for me though. Brb testing some stuff
>>5602881
My own poil!
>>5602879
I don't know. But I could ask you a question if it helps. How do you feel? How are you?
>>5602847
yes, she came to Eartht to take advantage of all the naked newborn Jaspers and their innocent minds but was too stupid to remember that there was a war going on
>>5602949
I feel weird, happy and sick.
How about you?
Lapiven.
>>5602904
Challenge: Use only blue colors.
>>5602771
>>5602582
If you really think about it they're two sides of the same coin, the only difference being their opposite builds and complementary colors schemes. It true is pottery. Truly they are best gems.
>>5602993
I'm glad you're happy anon!
>sick
hope you get well soon. Is it something really unpleasant or just something annoying?
Personally I'm fine. Half a year of work has recently payed off and I'm planning a vacation
>>5603029
Is canon.
>>5603029
an actual canon ship
>>5603079
>>5603077
Hivemind confirms lapiven.
>>5602754
>>I don't even have a blu ray player
I feel your pain anon
and no I don't have a cheeseburger backpack.
How come you travel around with so much, are you a student?
>>5602794
>>5603055
Now that we know Rebecca is bi, all of her old art looks 10 times gayer than it did before.
>>5603058
I remember someone saying something that struck me as tragic and beautiful in regards to these two pieces of art
1/2
>>5603121
>they're two sides of the same broken coin
2/2
And sauce
http://soltiana.tumblr.com/post/149302786948/sosu-has-really-been-breaking-my-heart-lately-i
>>5603063
My job is awful but the pay is nice. I don't know where I'd want to go for a vacation.
No, I just feel kinda weird. It's not you, if that's what you're asking.
>>5603032
I wanted to make a reference to "I'm blue" but then I remembered this and found it even more fitting
https://youtu.be/WPviAKaHAN0
need
more
pearl
pls
>>5603175
NEW THREAD THREAD THREAD THREAD THREAD
>>5603175
>wanting others to do your work for you
>>5603208
Wait til page 10 lad
>>5603245
GIVE THREAD THREAD THREAED THREAD THEAD WTHADA
>>5603175
Pearl is GAY
>>5603245
YOU ARE ADORABLE
>>5603245
we're not on /co/, my dude. we can make a new thread when we hit image limit.