The Asuka Academia Games XXXIII
Part 2~!
Wall of fail!
#Hunger Games Thread
>>5586606
Then you're still stupid
>pets
baka
>>5586608
shit...
>>5586533
The "booty?" Sir, I'm not understanding a word coming out your mouth right now. Do you mean treasure, or...?
>>5586557
>Courfeyrac shrugs
New tables? New floor? Quality lunches? Firing the old hag of a lunchlady?
>>5586631
>kissu
>>5586608
Hmm... Business is good, but how can I improve...?
>>5586610
So how'd the people you were unfamiliar with bust down your walls?
>>5586608
How can one person be so focused on studying1? Maybe I need something more obvious....like a chicken costume!
>>5586641
You've earned it!
>>5586631
This is just me Asuka, but maybe you changed thread a tad bit too quick, not many people had the time to answer your previous slide, and there was still plenty of pics.
Alright, let's keep going now.
F Duncan
>>5586631
How unfortunate.
>>5586606
A pervert...?
What is a pervert..?
>>5586524
I know. Is crazy. Now I know people will tell Setsuna when she comes here again and I will have to explain and risk getting hit. But God was merciful and she didn't come here when it was shit
>>5586666
i understand them quads boi
>>5586610
I think it's obvious as to how you got in my backpack. You're some kind of contortionist, right?
>>5586642
Uh...I think they're all dying off. I can't keep track of who's alive. Why don't you, the expert, pick the first one?
>>5586589
First, we have to determine the hottest girl in this academy by watching from a safe distance. I'll let you be the first to choose a target.
>>5586666
Yes! The most valuable of treasures, I'm talking about women's behind! And also their tits.
>>5586487
Trying to rule over you dimwits, what's it look like?
>>5586494
Die? HA!
My game ain't gonna be over!
Can't say the same for you, lady.
>>5586524
I do whatever I please! You're the one acting like a baby! Being led around by other people just because. It's just pathetic.
>>5586535
Don't happen to see any Kongs here. You sure about that?
>>5586550
I'll be sure to take all you weaklings down next game then!
>>5586610
You're not making any sense! I ain't never heard of no "Gishicki" tribe!
You're just trying to scare me!
>>5586634
Does EVERYONE around here have a mouth that won't shut?
Maybe taking over these lands ain't such a great idea after all!
I don't think I can stand ONE annoying punk let alone multiple punks.
>>5586606
That was a compliment, ばか.
I like how all the literally who oldfags come out of the woodworks just because Hoshi's hosting.
>>5586713
Good luck.
Courfeyrac seems to be displaying some signs of affectionate feelings for our dumpster dweller.
Rinoa has big dreams for her and her dog.
Adachi gets some sweet revenge, he'll be enjoying cleaning up after this one.
Fyxe learns what it means to be in AA
>>5586719
>tilts at a windmill
>>5586719
Name a few.
>>5586693
Someone who dresses.. LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC!
>>5586661
>Grumbles...
>>5586715
They'll get big. One day they will!
>>5586666
Chicken! Truckloads of the stuff, Monday through Friday, and even for breakfast!
>>5586742
Ehehehee, my numbah one customah!
>>5586719
>Coming for someone you hate
Good one.
>>5586742
Make Galbadia Great Again!
>>5586610
Time makes fools of us all, as they say. Have you tried loving the brutes to death?
>>5586713
You don't even know what game you're getting into. Here's some friendly advice: you're about four weeks early for Halloween. Come back then, with a more polite tone, and you may get some candy.
>>5586719
Point them out
>>5586739
Luck is for the weak!
>>5586705
Shit, you're right! We gotta pick one quick before graduation! Hmmm...there!
>Points at >>5586682
Now all we have to do is-
>>5586742
Dammit, she didn't make it baby!
>>5586719
S-Sorry
>>5586742
Is... Is this supposed to be some sort of manual?
It's filled with "PRAISE ASUKA BEST WAIFU OF THE HUNGER GAMES" every two pages. Then there are THREE FUCKING CHAPTERS on how newfags are killing the games and we should all go back to /hga/
I mean, the only useful page was the last one...
>>5586760
It would be a shame if they did.
>>5586566 (Mizore)
Okay, so maybe you'll have a bit of a bad luck streak for a few days; that's not to say that it will last forever, дa? I am sure that your luck will eventually come back, it must!
>>5586610 (Ariel)
...
>He just keeps staring, the smile on his face widening slowly the whole time. He doesn't seem to be giving up anytime soon; after all, this is Russia we're talking about here.
>>5586641 (Dean)
...I mean, he had VODKA. I guess he's a good man aside from THAT little blemish... Hm. Is he the same person that was looking after Mitch?
>>5586699
Don't worry; if you promise not to do it again, then she'll surely forgive you! I hope she will, I guess. It just won't end well otherwise...
>>5586713
Mm. I am the one acting like a child when I'm about 2000 years old and know how to act in certain situations while you're there insulting me. Impeccable logic there, my friend. All I can hope is that you're competent in the arena, my friend.
>>5586742
...O-Okay then...
>>5586742
All because I bullied you a little, you sicko!! Just wait until the authorities hear about this!
>>5586713
You won't be able to take it over, Leo.
Satsuki's already done it.
>>5586713
Yeah, I'd like to see you try.
>>5586742
...Nope, don't see the appeal.
>>5586713
Can you not see the apes around you?!
Those Humans around us monsters!
>>5586760
Oh... My outfit bothers you..?
If you get me a source of water I can fix that for you.
>>5586791
Nonon spotted.
>>5586776
I-I don't think Miku-tan's a good choice. She's...violent. She tried killing me once.
That doesn't mean YOU can't do it though! I believe in you Dandy-tan! Go out and smack her booty!
>>5586678
...Hm. As I said. They're my tribesmen, as such they deserve my respect.
>>5586705
I'm not a physical person at all, as far as I'm aware.
...And that doesn't excuse how my staff fit, either. Are you certain that thing wasn't magic?
>>5586713
Gish. Ki. It's only two syllables, you've no right to draw it out.
The term means something more in my land, certainly, but isn't your shouting trying to do just the same?
>>5586770
...That sounds utterly preposterous.
>>5586786
>Her face has remained completely unchanged, as if it's frozen in place.
Angelo was male and Fyxe had to get through Rinoa to slap the shit outta her, that's why.
Heliolisk has a repressed dark side. Once a bully, always a bully.
Eggman-kun, questioning the increase in furry population these past few school years.
>>5586719
>oldfags aren't made of wood
It's because I love them and about 10% of them love me back.
I wonder if anyone played gta online with that anon
>>5586610
She can be dangerously incompetent. The worst kind but when she's not, she can be a little sad.
>>5586617
I have more if you want to hear it some time.
>>5586786
I'll see when I play in the nest one.
I'll like to continue this later. I need to eat now so see you.
>>5586810
A source of water? Yeah, sure... I'll just carry a lake right over...
>>5586773
Try an rule this place. Not going to happen. Just going to be shit
>>5586786
I will try to resolve it. But if worst where Internationale and Setsuna are in same place I will try to stop fight
>>5586596
That conclusion makes no sense!
>>5586606
I will.
But you couldn't punish me anyway because I'm actually a REAL ghost! The sheet was just for hiding.
>takes the sheet
What you do when you are waiting for the next game?
>>5586613
Hm? Ohh! Good idea! Give me a moment then. Theres a lot of collab pics coming up then~
Ah, okay! Heres a recent one I did!
>>5586655
Psh, you're overthinking it. Theres no secret group trying to take you out or anything...
>>5586700
>And I understand your dubs!
>>5586708
Oh. Don't you think that's a bit, you know, degrading? Of course I'll agree that they're valuable treasure,s but there's more to women than just those two things. ...Four really, but that's beside the point.
>>5586761
By God, that's the best thing I've ever heard! You know what would make this renovation even better?
>>5586834
I would gladly play with him if I didn't have Uni stuff to do.
>>5586828
>>5586776
>Angry dead corpse intensifies
one cigarrette left urge to smoke it now but a may regret in 3-4 hours.
>>5586833
I-
I guess he'll be getting neutered after all
>>5586830
Hmmm...I'm almost certain it's a normal backpack. I don't have enough money for a magical one. Maybe you triggered some of your magic when getting in?
Actually, why'd you get in it anyways?
>>5586833
S-Sorry Rinoa but yeah... I had to deal with ferals dogs before, I'd rather not experiences that again.
>>5586855
I usually listen to music.
>>5586835
And she's utterly unskilled, throwing her power about with reckless abandon.
...I don't see how it could be sad. But farewell.
>>5586855
I go over my rituals' recitations.
>>5586833
And that's for bein a no good commie! Still ain't sure if there's a single location in your godforsaken country.
>>5586859
I have a few ideas, but let's hear it anyways!
Salutations denizens of the arena. I have returned once more to both observe and participate in your ritual of combat. How fare you all?
>>5586833
....What an awful man, throwing trash on the ground.
>>5586760
>he continues petting
good that finally got you quiet
>>5586846
It means that it's impossible for you to not be one and the sky would sooner change color
>>5586868
>>5586776
>Subaru points to Dandy
It was all him! I was going to respect you like the respectable woman you are!
>>5586869
I hear that acute lead poisoning is a much faster way to kill yourself.
>>5586869
You will so don't do it until you really know that you can't hold it back.
>>5586883
I'm good mister, what about you?
>>5586830
Either you love them to death, or you join up and overpower them. They're not invincible.
>>5586883
Better than somebody that's not faring well. That's about all I can say. What of you?
>>5586830
...
>The mood in the air has gone from "spooky" to "just plain awkward", now. If Ivan was to stop now, he'd probably make a fool of himself, so he just keeps smiling.
>>5586835
It'll work out in the end. Farewell, Mizore! Have a good lunch!
>>5586841
It will be a tough job, Soviet. You'll always have my support if things go wrong, but I cannot set a foot in these situations...
>>5586855
Drink vodka, of course!
>>5586836
How delightful of you little ape!
*Places a finger on her head*
You apes can be useful after all!
>>5586883
Another ape?!
How pitifu-...
Wait.. you are no ape..?
>>5586883
I fare well, ye with elf ears!
>>5586855
Netflix
>>5586897
You better be or else!
>>5586869
Go buy more you cunt.
>>5586929
and chill?
>>5586883
OH FUCK ME IS THAT EPISODE ALREADY OUT?
>>5586797
You're lucky the student council wasn't around, dumbass.
>>5586828
Watch and learn Subaru, that girl is going to be my prom date after I'm done with her.
>>5586868
>
No need to scream my princess, your boy Dandy is here for-
>>5586897
Wha- FOOL!? What the hell are you thinking? Shut up or the whole plan is going down!
https://youtu.be/CC9b8pBmbSI
>>5586855
ERP
>>5586917
You are a much better friend than Boba. Thanks. Now I need to sleep.Pray I don't die
>>5586857
Y.. You are a lot more flexible than I thought. I don't think I could do that.
A collab pic though? That sounds awesome! As you probably saw, I made some new edits myself. I'd like to edit more sindoll stuff, but huh, finding tame fitting pics are hard.
>>5586874
Just give him a nice leash, I'd hate if you cut his balls because of that...
>>5586830
Ahh... So you're trapped here, right?
>>5586833
There. That should hold together for a bit.
>>5586855
Listen to music.
>>5586883
I'm doing pretty good, guy.
>>5586770
Was that supposed to be an insult?
I've heard better jabs from that plumber!
>>5586786
Just shut up already!
>>5586791
"Sassy Ukulele"? What the heck even is that?
>>5586797
You won't like to see me stomp your head like a melon!
>>5586810
They're monkeys?
They certainly don't look like it! Where are their tails? Why aren't they eating any bananas?
You're crazy!
>>5586830
Sounds like a seafood dish!
Why should I be scared of a chef?
>>5586841
I'll show you! I'll rule this place better than anyone ever could!
>>5586883
Who's this weirdo?
Don't you overshadow my entrance!
>>5586855
Origami.
>>5586948
W-What? That's not true...
>>5586205
>do I have a break now? I hope so
Nah, I wasn't really paying attention. Something I should know about?
>repost
>>5586896
Why? That's not fair.
>>5586855
The same as I always so
>>5586855
Ice bear reads.
>>5586941
and burn
>>5586948
Well, I can't drink at school. Music isn't totally allowed and that uniform is wat too tight....
>>5586859
Dumbass! Accentuating their holy proportions is nothing that should be considered degrading! Besides, they don't have to know when we're looking.
>>5586930
I'll cut a deal with you.
I'll let you eat him if you let me go.
>>5586947
Accept your fate old man! The young get to live while the old perish! I have things I've got to do with my life, unlike you who's sole purpose is to smack the butts of women!
>>5586855
Silently hate myself. I do it during the game too. It's a fulltime job.
https://youtu.be/6ucRM0eYD7U
Dachi really wanted that bread.
Colonel Sanders buys his people out with chicken.
>>5586956
I can't put a leash on him. That would end in whiplash or death due to whiplash
>>5586947
Looks like you have to find someone else to be your prom date!
>storms off
>>5586989
I'm not a monster you little- I'm watching you, you're trouble.
>>5586855
Thinking about creating a pasta for LD like Luffy did a moment ago.
>>5587001
>George Carlin
Shit comedian Hoshi. I thought I've taught you better than this.
>>5586947
Student council? Those guys even don't do anything.
>>5586948
Listen, stop going on about this hope and despair crap, that's not what life's all about you know?
>>5586966
You'd take a bullet to the foot before that'd ever happen.
>>5587001
You could have just asked me.
>>5586966
To be fair, I'm not sure yet whether you're worthy of a decent insult or not. What's your name? Don't say it's Spike; we've already got one, and most of us like having him around.
>>5587001
Gonna need you to get this a little more popular with your community. Ain't the best demographic with us for some reason or another.
>>5586955
I will, Soviet. I hope you stay safe, my friend! Have a good rest!
>>5586966
Why should I? All I am suggesting is that you act properly or else no one will listen to what you have to say. Of course, you are free to ignore me, but it is merely a suggestion I have, my friend.
>>5587001
...This is not Pirozhki. Get this off of me!
>>5586972
Harass poor, innocent cute girls?
>>5587021
>George
>Shit
I bet you watch shit like Jeff Dunham
>>5587011
Those days are over with! Don't think I've forgotten what you've done to me before the last prom! You almost cut me in half with an ax!
All I'm trying to do is safe myself while remaining completely innocent!
>>5586882
Firing the old hag of a lunchlady!
>>5586948
Come on! Are you too scared to do it? I think you are! Don't be such a pansy, pull it!
>>5586986
But you're treating them as an object. You don't care for who they are as a person, you only want their "holy proportions."
>>5586875
You may well have been provided-...I haven't the faintest memory.
>>5586883
"Ritual" of combat. Hmh. For once, I've managed to find someone whose personality I don't find disagreeable.
>>5586911
Thankfully, they've little interest in us at the moment, either way. We might be the closest after the Gemknights, but we're separated by water.
...And with a name like theirs', you can imagine how keen they are for travel by sea.
>>5586917
>You're not even certain if she's blinked yet, her eyes remaining cold and hard.
>>5586959
Tch...I might be. My fool of an aide botched his portion of the transportation ritual, and now we're here.
>>5586966
I'm a..."magician". Not a cook. And haven't you ever heard of turtle soup?
>>5587039
Poor? I can offer them a place to stay!
>>5587021
Now posts like these really assume that you bitch ass motherfuckers are just talking out of your greasy asses just to piss me off to all fuc-
>Takes a deep breath
That's just your opinion anon, I respect it.
>Smashes phone
>Another deep breath
I. respect. it.
>>5587046
Who do you think is replacin her? Ehehehee!
>>5587001
Okay, what do you want colonel.
Maybe you want me to star in a commercial?
>>5587008
Oh? Well, keep it going then. Just be sure he's properly "sated" when you take him
>>5587034
Shoo I don't know.
Maybe you should change your logo or something like that.
A big busty chicken would do the job in my opinion
>>5586966
They came from monkeys based off evolution! Much like how you came from a reptile and I came from ocean life!
Im off
good night aikawa
good night Asuka
Good night everyone that is relevant
good night literally whos.
>>5587044
You totally deserved it! you far from innocent!
>>5587079
Me first? How did I deserve this privilege?
Night.
>>5586948
I already said I'll pay all the money back once I cath this rare alien I saw yesterday! I'm going to be so rich after the hunt you guys will be the ones asking for money.
>>5586989
Old man!? I'm not even 25 yet! So this was a trap you set up huh? you little shit!
>>5587011
W-wait! Who said something about prom date? It wasn't me at all!
>>5587026
Yeah I know, I don't even wear the school uniform, but don't drop your stuff around! What if I step on them and fall to my death?
>>5587040
Nice projection bud. I'll stick to my god tier comedians while you wallow in your shitty "lol look how edgy and middle ground i can be!!1!" taste.
>>5587066
It's okay Hoshi. You can come at me.
>>5586826
Anon spotted.
>>5586966
Satsuki, ya dimwit!
She already conquered the arena before you, so if you wanna get it, you're gonna have to wrestle it from her cold dead hands.
Assuming you can get through the Four Heavenly Kings.
>>5586883
ALright, who are you, and what's with the nose chain?
>>5587050
...Kolkolkolkolkolkol...
>He just stays in place, a dark aura emanating from him. His smile stays the same the whole time.
>>5587079
Good night, my friend!
Dandy has a fat fetish.
>>5587079
>Good night Aikawa Asuka
>Good night everyone that is relevant
But these two things are the same thing.
>>5587079
Good night anon
>>5587066
That's what I get for buying my stuff in the slums I guess...
>>5587060
I bet you'd touch them in their sleep.
>>5587050
So... Wouldn't it be in you guys's best interest to get along with everyone here? You could be stuck for the rest of your lives after all.
>>5587079
>Literally whos
Yeah, take care.
>>5587089
Relax, it won't happen again.
>>5587100
...I bet that if I was Anya, you'd listen to what I say. Why aren't you listening to me?
>>5587100
I'm not a thief Colonel, really.
Look at my paws!
Do they look greasy to you?
>>5587050
There has to be a reason for this. People don't get inside other people's backpacks for no reason.
>>5587083
I promise I'm innocent! I didn't come close to touch your butt! I was going to look away when Dandy touched it too!
>>5587089
And I'm 18. If one of us has to die it has to be you, not me. That's the privileged of being older.
>>5587089
You're just as much trouble as Subaru!, maybe you should go with him! you two are made for each other! I better not catch you guys up to no good again!
>>5587079
Tata formless one.
Fxye shaves.
>>5587092
Bill Burr is a dirty fucking faggot.
>>5586909
I am well, child.
>He stares quietly for a moment, contemplating something.
Excuse me, but I am led to believe that young earthlings like yourself enjoy indulging in candied treats, correct?
>>5586911
I fare well. Visiting this place often serves well to calm me after a long day. Do you not feel the same?
>>5586918
Nay. I am what you would call an extraterrestrial, fish-creature. Might I ask what species you are? I have yet to see a specimen quite like yourself.
>>5586920
That is good to hear, ye with earthling ears.
>>5586945
>Yee booooi. New OP's in it too.
>>5586959
I am glad to hear you are doing well, earthling. I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>5586966
Apologies if that is how it appears to be, strange turtle-beast, but I have not arrived to do anything of the sort. If you wish for an introduction, I am Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi.
>He bows politely.
>>5587050
Is that so? Perhaps I should introduce myself. My name is Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi, and I am a 216 year-old alien who hails from the Magellanic Clouds, in the far regions of outer space. It is a pleasure to meet you, earthling.
>>5587093
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi is my name. This is a specially crafted artifact that allows me to safely breathe your Earth air.
>>5586972
>pet
>>5587066
Wondah if anyone here knows how fast a frier can go up. Wondah how many of em would survive.
>>5587071
Alternative logo in high density areas, not a bad idea, but the problem is brand recognition. Even when I was flippin whatevah meat we could find as a cook in the depression, I knew bein consistent was more important than anythin, cept maybe the food bein good.
>>5587100
One taste and they already beggin, borrowin, and stealin my chicken!
>>5587132
What!? That's it!
>>5587115
No?
Why would I do that?
They should be capable of sleeping on their own.
>>5587158
Hmm?
>>5587100
>>5587122
>Is too busy staring blankly into space
>>5587079
>He waves you goodbye and goodnight
>>5587079
Goodnight!
>>5586855
now is my turn!. well.. i do nothing..
>but sometimes i make music
>not good. not bad. just music
>>5587139
What do you have here~?
>>5587152
Shaving?
Too much work
>puts a bag on her head
Now that's more like it! I'm Rape woman!
>>5587070
Haha! My man!
>He extends his arm for a handshake
The name's Courfeyrac. Yours?
>>5587152
G-Go back to your concentration camp y-you big bully.
>>5587079
Farewell.
>>5587096
>If her expression could be felt on a body, the temperature in the area would've dropped 10 degrees by now.
>>5587118
I most certainly will not! All I need do is find the proper sequence of words.
>>5587132
...This place is eternally confusing and frustrating.
>>5587139
If you don't wish to socialize, you shouldn't reveal yourself at all in the first place.
>>5587153
What in Termina is an "earthling"?
Hmh. I am Ariel, ritual master and noble of the Gishki Tribe of my world. Greetings to you.
>>5587163
>flips skirt
>>5587152
Anothah day down south, anothah day where hell don't really seem too hot at all.
>>5587050
Why not join up, though? Between the two, it sounds like the gem dudes are much less likely to ruin your weekend.
>>5587153
I was already fairly calm, so I can't say the needle has moved much in that regard.
>>5587163
Then what's the catch?
>>5587152
I-I can't... I-I...
>She drops everything on the ground, and dies on the spot.
>>5587161
That's it! I swear that's all I was going to do!
>>5587178
Well please don't do that next time! If I wasn't quick with my hands you would've killed me!
>>5587169
>>5587178
The chicken and the Egg movement. Who died first?
Adachi probably wants that pudding he has next to that frozen head in his fridge.
>>5587139
Yo. Didn't see you there.
>>5587153
...The heck is an "earthling"?
>>5587178
>shrugs
Your loss. Guess I'll leave you alone then.
>>5587166
I'd like to hear your music Colette
>>5587159
Well, it's not like the two demographic were known for overlapping anyway. I don't see the problem.
Or maybe make a commercial spot kinda like this one, but with me on it instead :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nye0RoUB3U
>>5587180
>kicku
>sits on the ground
>>5587189
What catch?
There's none.
>>5587210
>>5587152
WHAT?!
That was fatal?!!
Fuck... I probably died of a cold after shaving.
>>5587153
...Are you a child kidnapper sir? my parents would ground me if I get kidnapped.
>>5587224
Don't kicku your onee-chan
>>5586956
Yeah, people make you bend in the weirdest shapes and forms in the other thread. It helps a lot to be flexible despite having two massive boulders on my chest. Mhm, I have! I saw the cute flat chested one and, of course, the sindoll one. Just out of curiosity, is that picture cropped?
You could always do the Hoshi censor method with certain pieces. Its more fun that way~
>>5587152
Remember; we did this ALL the time back in Soviet Russia, Ki~ Imagine this as... Training.
>>5587164
...Well? Say something, Ki! Or do I need to bring Anya back again just to get you to notice me?
>>5587178
...Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>He keeps smiling, his arm idly tracing his pipe somewhat similar to pic related. The temperature wouldn't mean too much if Russia's winters are below freezing, wouldn't you agree?
>>5587210
GET OFF ME.
>>5587026
I'd like to see you get through my hide! It's the strongest thing there is!
>>5587028
Spike? Nah, that's just the name of one of my loyal subjects!
I'M BOWSER! KING OF THE KOOPAS AND SOON-TO-BE RULER OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
>>5587037
They won't have a choice!
Ignoring me is the worst thing you could do!
>>5587050
What the heck is a turtle?
And a magician huh? Please, I happen to be a Master of the dark arts!
I once turned an entire Kingdom into bricks!
>>5587078
I think you're head ain't screwed on right! I came from a long line of Koopa Kings! Not some puny lizard thing!
>>5587093
Four Kings? No problem! I've taken kindoms over like it was my job!
Now if you could point me into the direction of one of these Kings so I can punch their skull in I'll be most grateful.
>>5587153
Mr. Fancy Pants are you? Well I won't have none of it!
I, Bowser King of the Koopas order to leave this land so I can get back to my duties!
Ivan just has the tributes killing each other this school year.
I doubt Nagito is serious at all with this one.
>>5587195
F
>>5587230
My events need reworking.
>>5587200
It's too late, good bye Subaru...
>
>>5587046
That's where you're mistaken! When I look at a woman I'm also gazing inside them, they can't hide both their inner and outer beauty for me, baby.
>>5587135
Baby, please don't lump me with bastards like that kid, unlike me has yet to wake up and fully apreciate your real value.
>>5587118
It better not! Because the gang I've yet to form will be after you.
>>5587210
It's obvious I found this first so let me just take it away and keep on with our lives!
>>5587132
You can't even stay dead for good! I'm not letting you slow me down ever again!
Wall of fail.
>>5587237
Prove that you're my onee-chan first and I won't kicku you again.
>>5587216
>Really?. well let me find one
>>5587174
>The seemingly frail old man shakes your hand with surprising vigor
You really don't know? Shoot, I'm Colonel Sanders boy! Always a pleasant surprise to meet someone who ain't already hearda me or my business.
>>5587216
Now that's a quality idea! Give em someone to relate to, and throw in some hanky panky to seal the deal!
Ivan has this Pokemon all on his nu- in his balls.
Nagito wishes Dandy to die in dignity.
>>5587256
Uh, who's your onee-chan?
>>5587153
...
>Nonon starts laughing.
BAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
ARE YOU ONE OF THE KIDS IN THAT ASTRONOMY CLUB OR SOMETHING?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Nonons laughter dies down slowly.
OH man.. dude, you're a regular comedian.
I should really shut that club down, though, they've apparently gone from "actual planetary bodies" to "Alien Roleplay."
Seriously, what's your name?
>>5587241
You're looking at one of them, buster.
>>5587241
Eh, your skin doesn't seem that thick. I've torn through tougher.
>>5587248
...Did you really think it was smart to tell me that?
>>5587244
I'M TELLING YOU THE TRU-
>Subaru's knocked out. Blood starts pouring out from the wound Miku-tan inflicted
>>5587248
>
>>5586972
How many girls do you bug again?
>>5587212
>>5587240
>She gets snapped out of staring into the sky, and looks at the man.
Huh... where you saying something about me? I'm... uh... sorry if you were.
>>5587274
You'd know if it was you.
>kicku
>>5587182
...It's not my place to question Noelia's motives and means. She's not led us astray so far.
>>5587209
Are you going to say anything, or just glare?
>>5587200
I'm...reasonably certain that I was only doing it for ease of transport. I wasn't even in a proper position to stand up.
>>5587212
Hm.
...If nothing else, you haven't particularly agitated me thus far.
>>5587241
Tch. Shelled beings like yourself. Or perhaps you're more familiar with tortoises? You don't seem to have webbed limbs.
I've heard less silly things in fairy tails. From actual fairies, you don't even begin to look like the sort.
>>5587240
>At this point, for sheer stillness, she could be dead for all the movement coming from her that can be seen.
>>5587242
This is for all the women you threw inside television!
>Launches all the missiles.
>>5587241
Yet it is quite easy to do so, my reptile friend. You are... A villain, дa? I had my fair share of experiences with them, and you don't really seem like one I could take too seriously. Then again, that is personal experience.
>>5587271
Oh, you~ I'll make sure that you become one with me as soon as I can!
Little did Dandy know it was all part of Nagito's master plan.
Heliolisk gets some air, and some sun. Does this have positive effects for the Pokemon?
Ivan makes a gamble and he loses.
>>5587178
I have made a mistake in judgement? I apologize for that, but you do look very much like any other earthling I have met. I would hate to upset someone as prestigious as yourself, Ritaul Master Ariel.
>>5587182
We are similar in that regard, yet being here fills me with some sort of soothing energy. I cannot explain it in words.
>>5587212
Perhaps the term 'human' would be a better term for me to use?
>>5587231
No. I am Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi and I am an alien.
>He produces an ice cream cone from his bag which has plastic wrap around it.
Do you wish to have this? Consider it a gift.
>>5587279
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi. My occupation is intergalactic pilot. I am afraid I do not know what your 'Astronomy Club' is, young miss.
>>5587153
You speak to the King of the deep,lord of the seven seas!
Now speak otherworldly life!
>>5587209
Oh... Another ape... How disappointing.
>>5587241
Oh.. that is even better a fellow king of monsters!
How delightful!
>>5587299
>onee-chan gets kicked
O-Ow...
>>5587296
Are you just gonna rp with pictures
Vote for this shit. Winner next slide.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11353410
>>5587244
>>5587283
...
>>5587241
You sound like you're on mushrooms if you think you're fit to rule anything, even if it's something as silly-sounding as a Koopa.
>>5587303
Nothing's above questioning. Not that I'm saying she's good or bad, but anybody that wants to shut down questions may have things to hide.
>>5587314
I wouldn't recommend searching for them. This place is beyond explanation.
>>5587239
Yeah... I can see you had a lot of training.
And to be fair, I'd like to have more "tame picture" for some reason. I like the flat chested one.
I guess... it's good to just be cute once in a while.
And no not cropped in the slightest. It one of those picture they make for kemoket you know?
But I did change the nose though.
Don't you have more Cm3D2 pieces when we're together? They're cool.
I should really make more but...
>sighs
My toaster... it's gonna be a pain.
>>5587257
Nice!
>>5587260
Ah ah! Good then! Just call me one day if you want to film a commercial then. I'll be there!
>>5587329
The pokemon!
>>5587248
>>5587283
Well I just took care of him, consider this a warning!
>>5587322
Nigger
>>5587322
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGER
>>5587315
>>5587303
>she shakes her head.
AND IT'S OVER!
JESUS, WHO SAW THIS COMING?
AND HERE I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE DANGANS WIN TWO TIMES IN A ROW AGAIN.
WHEREVER SHIT SCHOOL NAGITO ENROLLS IN, I WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK!
>>5587314
Aw thank you sir.
>gently takes the ice-cream cone and takes the wrapping off
looks neato.
>>5587353
Well said
>>5587306
I'm telling you that creepy guy has a gun under his uniform! You gotta believe me!
>>5587296
...Not much of a talker, are you?
>>5587303
Good to know. Feel comfortable with a proper introduction?
>>5587314
Yeah, that's pretty fitting. So what are you then?
>>5587298
Ah, Ki... It's me, Ivan. You really do have to listen to what I say or else you'll miss out on something, remember? Do I need Anya to visit here again?
>>5587303
...
>He stops chanting, staring her right in the eyes. If a man were to walk in the room right this moment, he'd be trembling at all the tension in the air. Hm.
>>5587345
>>5587346
...A-Ah, Fyxe? How are you doing today?
>>5587287
None!
If there are any cute girls that I bug, they shall come forth now.
>>5587319
>kicku's again
>>5587371
Congratulations to Helioisk, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
>>5587306
Yes!
The end is near!
Let's see who won!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo
AND THE ACE STUDENT OF ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES XXXIII IS HELIOLISK! CONGRATULATIONS!
>>5587371
>>5587416
I didn't jinx it?
I FUCKING DIDN'T JINX IT!
Yeah Congrats scalie!
Thanks for hosting Asuka!
>>5587384
Still kicking like this morning.
Nice to see you're a guy again.
Hmm.
Why did you talk to me only when that anon posted this picture though?
>gets closer and grins
>>5587397
Y-You're grounded.
>>5587415
Best girl.
>>5587415
How you doin best girl?
Placements! Thanks for playing!
View all past games here! In the AAArchives!
http://theasukaacademiagames.imgur.com/
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http://theasukaacademiagames.imgur.com/
>>5587347
You actually made my job easier, baby. Now, let's go back to talking about us.
>>5587280
Uh...y-yeah! After all you gotta get ready for the moment I take over this school, I'm just being merciful, baby.
>>5587371
>>5587416
Congrats!!
>>5587439
Thank you for Hosting!!!
>>5587416
Great job! Hey thanks for hosting
>>5587439
Thanks for hosting.
>>5587384
N-No! She doesn't need to visit here again... I-I am dead serious!
Ummmm... so, what did you want to say to me? Is it important?
>>5587439
Thanks for hostin, and congrats.
>>5587248
I could express how much I don't believe that, but I won't for the sake of ruining a potential partnership.
>He ducks under a counter and comes back up with a cup of coffee, offering it to you
I'm sure you'll need it for your...endeavors. What's your name, pal?
>>5587260
Yep, I sure as hell haven't! I'll take a shot in the dark and say you're in the chicken business?
>>5587439
Thank you for hosting!
>>5587443
It's time
>kicku
>>5587432
You can't ground me, you're a stranger.
>>5587382
>she shakes her head
>>5587411
>>5587415
>Music blares from the distance; Skullomania heroically flips into the heat of battle, prevailing a well executed transition into a pose.
DUN...DUN...DUN...SKULLOMaNIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! EVIL BEWARE, FOR I SKULLOMANIA, WILL NEVER QUAKE AT YOUR DIRTY EVIL HANDS NOR WILL THE citizens OF HG WILL FALL TO YOUR WICKED WRATH.
citizens OF HG, WHAT SAY YOU?
>>5587467
I can ground you, I'm your onee-chan.
>>5587467
>Calls the cops
>>5587416
Congratulations!
>>5587439
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>5587315
>Upon hearing the beast's title, he drops to one knee.
I apologize if I was acting out of line towards someone of your status. My research shows someone with the title of 'King' is to be shown the greatest respect one can muster.
Would you like if I were to fan you akin to a humble servant, or perhaps there is some other means in which I can show you the respect a king deserves?
>>5587337
I see. I shall keep that in mind moving forward. Now then, might I ask your name, female earthling?
>>5587373
I hope you are able to enjoy it. If you would like more, I would be happy to oblige.
>>5587382
To you, I am what you would call an alien. It is a pleasure to meet you, earthling.
>>5587439
I thank you for providing us with a game.
>>5587438
Sheesh no need to be like that anon. You might have won the first prize in fact.
Doin' good, and you?
>>5587314
>Nonon's laughter goes into Broteam levels of wheezey hysterics. For example;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhecrZVDPfA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SERIOUSLY, CONSIDER JOINING THE DRAMA CLUB, YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR!
But I've seen aliens, and you don't look like no red glowing thread to me..
>>5587460
You got that right, but that's a business which nevah sleeps. Meanin I got to get myself on outta here for a little while. Pleasure meetin you, son.
>>5587439
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5587314
If by "earthling", you mean "human", then certainly. From what I've gathered, most beings here aren't from the same world as my own.
>>5587337
She's led us well since our tribe's formation. I won't lose my faith in her quite that easily.
>>5587358
Mute?
>>5587382
Hmh.
>She bows, gripping her staff in both hands.
I am Ariel, ritual master and noble of the Gishki Tribe.
>>5587384
Are you done yet?
>>5587475
I say you're overly dramatic, overly loud, overly-dressed, and overly full of yourself.
>>5587416
Congratulations...strange lizard.
And thank you for the display.
>>5587478
No you can't and no you're not.
>>5587484
>kickus down
>
>>5587447
There is no us! I'm heading home, next time I beat you up!
>Nighto everyone!
>>5587522
Sleep tight, Dave.
>>5587522
Night Miku!
>>5587358
I command you to speak you runt!
>>5587416
If that beast defeated me I expected it to win
A wonderful performance winner.
Thank you host
>>5587475
What is this ape yelling about!
>>5587439
Ice bear was dead last.
Ice bear thanks host.
>>5587512
Bully, somebody will see you attacking an innocent anon.
>>5587522
Though love, huh? I'll take it.
>>5587538
Let me rat you something nice, kid. Thanks for hosting.
>>5587416
Congrats, lizard.
>>5587439
Thanks for hosting.
>>5587447
Of course you were. Hope you and your buddies have guns.
>>5587473
uh... Hm. Can I get a name at least?
>>5587475
Yooo, skulls.
>>5587500
Just call me Alvin. Think I could get your name?
>>5587509
You can call me Alvin, produce salesman and part-time bounty hunter of Elympios.
>>5587279
You...?
BWAHAHAHAAA!
Lady you sure did get me good there! But let's be serious for a moment. You better tell me where they are or I'm gonna wipe that look off your face faster than I can say "Podopo".
>>5587280
Sure you have pal.
>>5587303
Coming from the girl wearing the stupid-looking hat.
You better watch out, cause I'm the most dangerous thing you'll ever meet!
>>5587305
Ain't no villain as evil as I am! That's a fact!
I practically invented evil-doing!
>>5587315
Finally, SOMEONE around here that marvels at my greatness!
>>5587337
Mushrooms are that plumbers expertise, and we'll see about that you emo-looking freak!
>>5587475
What the heck!?!
>>5587470
>>5587473
>
>>5587548
>>5587509
>she shakes her head once more.
>>5587501
I'm pretty good, gonna go out to a hotel with some friends sometime this week and throw a party.
>>5587522
Farewell.
>>5587538
Eat well.
>>5587576
Hm. You hardly look like the person that'd be interested in economics.
>>5587582
At least I don't have giant red eyebrows.
>She scoffs
You're nothing compared to the dragons of the Ice Barrier.
>>5587591
So you simply prefer not to.
>>5587416
Adequately done, player and host.
>>5587500
You might, even though I'm not exactly from Earth. Name's Raven.
>>5587509
I'm not telling you to overthrow her, or anything. Just saying that blind faith isn't often productive. You'd be little better off than worshiping death, just because.
>>5587582
>smirks
Now who's throwing out bad insults? Have I gotten under your shell that easily?
>>5587431
I could only tell! You look as normal as ever, дa? I'm sure that you're fine-- H-Hey, what are you trying to say there? I didn't want to annoy you by coming to you unannounced, that's all! I, um... Yeah!
>>5587458
Ah, yes, she'll be visiting sometime soon if you don't listen to what I say. Anyway, as I was saying, you're going to have to be taught how to exercise soon or else you won't be able to fight for yourself! That's why I came here to you!
>>5587509
Heт, give me a few more seconds. I'm almost enjoying this tension.
>A few mores seconds pass before he starts to lean on his pipe like a walking stick.
And to think that that smile reduced the Baltics to tears and drove the others away from me... Hm. I cannot say I have anymore tricks save for this one. Care to watch it?
>>5587582
Well, I would suggest that you perfect that concept because my sister scares me more than you do. I could give you a few tips on how to improve it a little bit, дa?
>>5587582
I'd be happy to demonstrate, but you probably wouldn't live through the maiming.
>>5587435
>>5587437
>>5587473
>>5587443
How kind of you. My subjects showing their love for their king!
>>5587558
It's not like I'm strong anyways, don't be such a wuss.
>>5587603
Friends? Party? Hotel?
Heey, now you're speaking anon! Some high class stuff I hope? I'd be up for that, it's cool.
>>5587576
>she shows him a poster, ripping it up once he's finished with it.
>>5587617
>she nods
>>5587503
Red glowing thread?
>One of his fingers twists into a red wire, but it lacks the glowing you described.
I am afraid this is the best I can do to meet such a request.
>>5587509
Yes. Human. That is what I was regarding to.
>>5587576
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi. It is a pleasure to meet you, Alvin.
>>5587626
I am Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi, I also do not hail from Earth, but rather the Magellanic Clouds.
>>5587617
Yeah, I get that a lot. I look more like a mercenary, don't I?
>>5587629
You might be built like a brick shithouse, but that don't make you Lebron James.
>have to jet for a bit
>>5587582
>Nonon responds to this by punching Bowser in the gut.
>Hard.
>Like, strongman levels of hard.
>Fuckin Goku Uniforms man, how do they work.
Right here, sweetheart!
Unless your more of a chicken then a turtle!~
>>5587627
You'll never annoy me. Nor you or Alfred. Not even the time he summoned me at 3 in the morning because whatever the fuck he wanted at that time.
But yeah it's true I just came here for a quick game at school, I might not stay long, even though I'd like.
>>5587684
Creepy...
>>5587627
But I can fight for myself! I may not seem like much, but I am actually really sturdy and powerful... when I need to be at at least....
It's uh... complicated.
>>5587509
THAT IS TO YOUR OWN SENTIMENT CITIZEN, BUT REALIZE THIS... it's overkill, sweet heart, I know.
>>5587576
YO---
>Coughs and chokes up for a bit.
eh, what's up.
>>5587582
>He points directly at you.
YES, THIS IS WHAT EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN BLABBERING ABOUT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS OR SO WITH MY CHILDREN. GIANT TURTLE MONSTERS DO EXIST!
>>5587548
VILLAIN OR HERO?
>>5587684
>agar.io.webm
>>5587460
>Dandy takes the cup and sips
Dandy, Space Dandy! I usually get my life back with energy drinks, but this will do!
>>5587576
An alien hunter has a wide variety of weapons! From laser guns, laser machine guns, laser shotguns, laser sniper rifles...
>Keeps talking about energy-based wapons.
>>5587571
Treat you*
>>5587684
>wen you top the leaderboards on agar.io
>>5587684
>cums
>>5587665
That's a little ways off...to say the least. What brings you to this neck of the woods?
>>5587626
And publicly questioning her would be little better off than courting it.
>>5587627
By all means.
>>5587660
Rather foolish, isn't it?
>>5587666
You are impeccably well-dressed for it, but yes, you certainly seem more suited for it.
I'd assume that that's only a recent change.
>>5587665
Hm. Then why stick to such terminology?
>>5587698
Don't call me sweetheart. And I'm certainly not a citizen of anything you're part of.
I heard there was an ayy lmao running loose
>>5587504
Be seeing you!
>>5587702
Courfeyrac - a pleasure meeting you, Dandy!
>>5587617
These eyebrows are for being menacing!
And I doubt some glorified ice sculptures can stand the burn of my fire breath!
>>5587626
O-of course not!
You just won't shut up!
>>5587627
I don't need anything from you, thanks.
>>5587628
You better hope those rags protect you from my claws!
>>5587680
W-WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?!
You punched about as hard like that stupid ape!
What gives!?!
>>5587698
I'm not a turtle! I'm a Koopa! They are COMPLETELY different!
>>5587741
Ice bear sees no ayy lmaos anywhere.
I miss you
Hi
>>5587771
I love that bo en song
>>5587741
You'll have to be more specific.
>>5587767
Tch. Not only do they fail in that, but you don't know the first thing about the dragons. All you're doing is digging yourself deeper.
>>5587774
This is why I'm voting Hillary.
Humanity doesn't deserve life.
>>5587660
W-Well, Faith, huh? I'm Alvin. Don't worry, the people after you probably don't even know you're here.
>>5587665
I'm... Just gonna call you Nu, if that's alright.
>>5587698
Nothing much. Just hanging around. You still fighting the good fight?
>>5587702
Alien hunter, huh? Mind showing me your arsenal?
>>5587733
You'd be right on the money.
>>5587741
Don't know what that is.
>>5587767
Claws? I've been hit by meteors, I'll be fine.
>>5587500
Hmm?
There is no need for a servant, i I prefer to complete actions on my own.
>>5587582
You speak to a king as well koopa king.
I am the king of the deep, lord of the seven seas
>>5587591
You are bothering me now, say a single word!
>>5587684
The lovely beauty of the deep sea
>>5587673
Watch your tongue ape!
>See ya
>>5587698
I'll let you decide ape!
Is this monster a hero or a villain!?
>>5587693
R-Really? Well, I'll be honest with you, I'm totally flattered there! I never thought that I'd be annoying to you... But you won't be here as long, дa? When will you leave?
>>5587694
Mm, and so does Alfred. To test that theory, I want you to much me in the stomach as hard as you can, Ki. Don't worry; I can survive anything you'll throw at me! Try it!
>>5587733
Дa, I will. Hold on...
>He just dorns a scary expression and begins to start chanting, although he did a little bit of chanting before.
Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>5587767
You're treating me with respect? Why, I didn't think you had any! It is a pity that I think that I am a but more evil than you'll ever be, дa?
>>5587771
I've grown taller now
>>5587767
I told you, I'm one of the Heavenly Kings!
If you wanna get to Satsuki, you gotta get through me!
>>5587796
>raises his bloodied head from the ground
V-Vote me...
>>5587796
nah,vote trump so we can go back to the good ol sandbox
>>5587741
>she mistakes him for a guard.
>>5587645
You're the fucking wimp, picking on faceless people
>>5587693
>will read reply when I get back
Shit really? I better ask quick then. You wanna go out and grab like a cup of coffee sometime, get to know each other a little better? It's on me!
>>5587804
Quite the drastic change in line of work.
>>5587810
>Again, as before, her face is cold and expressionless.
>>5587724
I am in search of worlds that are able to support life and that would be suitable for my kind to colonize. I am also here to observe your bouts of violence, participating when I am able.
>>5587733
It is the term I am most accustomed to.
>>5587804
If you wish for my Earth name, you may call me Mikitaka.
>>5587809
As you wish, 'King'.
>He rises to his feet.
someone from /b/ link me here. And im just here for a good time
>>5587824
Naah. I will just go to sleep, then you don't have to be so scared of me.
>>5587733
She's got the tribe's interests in mind, but she doesn't like fielding questions? Even if you're not being directly critical?
>>5587767
Are you not having fun, Bowser, King of the Koopas? It's just basic getting-to-know-you chit-chat.
>>5587837
Now, when you say "colonize"...
Felix is best girl
>>5587774
Disgusting
>>5587771
Your king misses you to
>>5587741
What in the name of the sea is an ayy lamo?!
>>5587774
You are the same one who is raiding HG threads in /b/, what a surpise
>>5587842
literally nothing we've not seen before. Hello
>>5587842
Nice try, but you were shitposting there too.
>>>/b/706354246
>>5587845
I hope you have nightmares
>>5587849
If you are suggesting planetary invasion, you would be incorrect. We of the Magellanic Clouds are peaceful.
>>5587837
THERE YOU ARE!
you have to go back.
>>5587810
Uh... I am not going to punch you in the stomach, Y-You don't deserve it at all!
>She starts to look around herself, out of paranoia, and her hands started to tighten for no particular reason.
So please, I am not going to do it!
>>5587810
I'm just waiting for some people to finish their conversation and I'll go.
It's too bad really, I feel pumped up and I'd be down for a hosting or a beer contest, but well. We don't always do what we want.
>>5587831
You sure you didn't mistake me for someone?
And yeah sure Andrew, whenever you want! Though I might hit the sack in a few moment, so you'll have to wait.
>>5587833
Yeah, well, some things happened here and there and now I'm a salesman!
>>5587837
Mikitaka. Got it. And for the record, we're all technically aliens here.
>>5587817
For what? Only thing you're president of is... I don't know, NAMBLA or something.
>>5587820
I'd rather burn it all tbqh
>>5587837
And yet it's not accurate, now is it?
>>5587849
...I'd rather not risk invoking her wrath.
>>5587761
Right back at ya. Now, let me tell you I not only hunt for booty, the real job is hunting for rare aliens all over the universe.
>>5587804
I just have a pistol and a spaceship, all I need is a good plan and that's enough to catch the rarest of aliens.
>>5587842
You were shitposting here, the Discord of the HG /b/ gang knows you are hoshi
>>5587809
>>5587733
>she shakes her head.
>>5587804
>she gives him a thumbs up
>She sprints off jumping from thread to thread
I just wanted to tell you guys they are planning on taking over your threads
>>5587931
Why would we believe someone who can barely form a proper English sentence? More importantly, why would we care?
>>5587931
To be honest you are the only one who is doing that.
Hoshi you are going to be butthurt get the fuck out.