Zootopia General: Bunny alarm clock Edition Pastebin: paste

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>>5578888
CHECK'D

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>>5578888
Most impressive.

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3rd for dead Judy

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>>5578888
Reposting stitched word of God in a new thread.

Checked.

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Wonder when will Mead's feel train starts today.

>It's a bunch of starving Night Howler'd predators are released into the Burrows and bunnies are dying like the end of Blood C episode of Zootopia

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>>5578888
ayyyy

>>5579010
pm mistermead @ discord

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>>5579010
Gotta cull that population somehow

>>5578908
Honestly? Not bad. Yeah, it could be better, but it could be much worse. I'd throw it at Comicanon; he can be brutal but he gives great advice on improving your fic, and improving your writing in general.

in closing
>mixing scotch with anything but water
>not a pleb

Choose one, Adrian.

>>5579002
>not feel trip

>>5579002

Usually he posts on Saturdays, doesn't he? And he already did a thing for TT.

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hey guise, i was practicing my shit drawing and made you a Dawn.
Hope somebody likes it.

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>>5578013

mistereanon here
just writing the third entry in my masturbatory Through The Looking Glass series
contains: body exploration, smut, serious conversations about what they mean to each other.

but seeing how writing isnt real art i guess i should just delet this

>>5579034
Which Judy is that? #269?

>>5576644
That's a nice Judy

Retoasting in new bread

>>5578160
>Panel 1
Nick: "So, even the impeccably cool Agent Jack Savage is just another animal after all."
"Being a bunny and all, wouldn't "that" be a bit of a handicap for you?" (TN: Jack's "in heat")
>Panel 3
Jack: "... I, I always..."
"Have medicine for it, so it's not a problem."

>>5578174
>Panel 1
Nick: "So, you forgot to take it today"
"So, grasping at straws, you came to my place hoping I'd give you some medicine..."
Jack: "I DIDN'T FORGET IT!! I PUT IT IN MY BAG!!"
>Panel 2
Nick: "This it?"
Thought bubble: "... You must have a lot of enemies to come here..."
Jack: "The medicine... Did you get it?"
>Panel 3
Nick: "... *chuckle* About that..."
>Panel 5
Nick: "I don't have the medicine right now..."
"Now I can finally get revenge, and wouldn't this be a perfect chance for that?"
Arrow: "Just messing around"

>>5578184
>Panel 1
Nick's thought bubble: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU JUST TRYING TO GET A RISE OUTTA ME YOU IDIOT"
>Panel 2
Jack: "Wilde... Quickly... The medicine"
>Panel 3
Nick: "I THOUGHT IT'D GO DIFFERENTLY"

>>5579078
Yeah, but he delayed it probably to today.

He probably had delays with the date night comic alongside the fact he probably want to put more work on it than before.

>>5579079

i appreciate this drawing, anon, and will save it forever.

>>5579079
cute, sexy ewe

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>>5578996
If you're doing more of these in the future, can I suggest considering "Angels?" with Gazelle and her tigers in place of the Christian rock band?

https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

Gotta love those lyrics.

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>Chief Wilde ascends to mayoralty
>promises equality for predator and prey alike
>slowly his best intentions morph into obsession with control
>force people not to be bad to each other, or else
>institutes zootalitarian state

>>5579105
>>5579129
thanks anons, "it's good to be appreciated".
wish i could do better though

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>>5579091
Thread makes him into an absolute bastard but I would be lying if I said I wouldn't be down for that cute bunny, such a hottie. Thanks TranslatorAnon!

>>5579095

Ah. Well, then we will have to be on guard. Mead could be anywhere, anyONE.

>>5579086
>but seeing how writing isnt real art i guess i should just delet this

Wait, what's going on?

>>5579086
>lol guys im SUPER GONNA delet my storiez unless u tel me how AWESOME i ish!!

this is what true attention whoring looks like

>>5579281
last thread a guy jokingly posted "writing is an art" and someone said no or something.

Reposting it:

So here it is:
http://pastebin.com/UF2vfi69 (embed)
Some things before you try to read it:

After i wrote it i realized i rely heavily on dialect instead of actual narration.
It's probably shit

For those who don't know, it's OC shit. If you want to avoid that particular kind of autism do not read it.

If this thing pleases a certain amount of people i will continue.

>>5579049
That was a confusion, obviously you don't mix scotch, you drink it on the rocks.

If the Scotch is also 18yrs you drink it directly

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>mfw Mead must've waited for new thread to post

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>>5578888

>>5579281
>>5579305

yeah, it was a joke from last thread

>>5579287
>not following along
did you miss the entire last thread or something pal
we got archives if you did

>>5579150
>If you're doing more of these in the future, can I suggest considering "Angels?" with Gazelle and her tigers in place of the Christian rock band?

Perfect! I was looking for another theme, and this will work perfectly.

there should be an equivalent of this in zootopia's world https://vine.co/v/ePJJ3dwxKun

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>>5579464
Awesome.

>>5579474
There already is, it's called a prison.

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>>5579426
>i was only pretending to be an attention whore

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bulges
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>>5579590
Bugles

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How many of you would screw the ewe?

>>5579748
artist?

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I need more Avo in my life. Badly.

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>>5579841

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>>5579841
Wonder if we're getting another pack street today.

>>5579841
The twins looking back like that gives me the impression that they're meta-aware.

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>>5579841
>Now in colour

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>>5579888
I hope so. I need my fix

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>>5579896
I figure they're thinking about getting a hold of the sheep's meat.

>>5579798
i would, she is cute when she is evil

>>5579748
"After all, isn't it because of who you are"
"that you're crying on someone else's behalf?"

>>5579928
>>5579888
Yeah.
It's been like a week.

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>>5579934

>>5579841

Would you prefer romantic avo, sassy avo, or sexual avo?

>>5580033
very feminine avo, head over heels and dumbstruck with love.

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>>5580021
Aw the twins are sweeties, though I'm torn between wanting to know more about them and not wanting to get annoyed at their constant one track mind poon hunting.

>>5580060
So you want a not-avo avo.

>>5580082
You think he might have an OOC fetish?

>>5580033
sassy one is best

>>5580033
Trick question
Every Avo is a sassy Avo

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so is there any actual original content posted here or just weaver stuff and fanart of weaver stuff? Not that it is bad just... just asking

>>5580156

yeah, but if i were to write a fic, id need some direction...

>>5580166

yeah, especially on thursdays.

>>5580166
We had a lot of stuff before all the content creators moved to the Discord.

>>5580166
http://t3event.tumblr.com/
there is a fortnightly creative challenge, reposts from other sites and artists taking requests for writing and drawing on a daily basis essentially.

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In anticipation of the final chapter of Judy is Dead, I've prepared an abridged version of the story to bring newer readers up to speed. All my love to you Mead.

http://imgur.com/a/5jL04

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>>5580220

>>5580166
Honestly this is one of the most productive generals I've ever been a part of.

Not that I've been in too many generals, but still.

>>5580220

6/10

you can't go wrong with classic bait, but sometimes you need to try something new, mix it up a little.

>>5580166
Yes? We're just talking about Weaver stuff right now.

>>5580225
nice. thanks

PDF of comic book when?

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>>5579798
Would always screw the ewe

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>>5580166

Eeww is that a human? Worse, an anime human?

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>>5580220

>>5580246
10/10

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>>5580246
These are pretty funny

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>>5580009
Wonder who's the focus of the next fic, still hoping on learning more about Rex or even about Ozzy's cool mom who may or may not be super dead.

>>5580285
What's a human? Some kind of weird sci-fi fantasy mammal?

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>>5580166
Fuck in hell, skinfags

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>>5580246

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>>5580246
wow, those were pretty good

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>>5580246
Oh God, I'm dying

>>5580327
A miserable pile of secrets?

>>5580246
This is the most beautiful thing anyone's ever done for me. I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.

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>>5580246
12/10, anon

>>5580166
No. Weaver comes here once in a while and forces his obscene kinks on the few OCs we have left destroying them in the process. The rest is just fan fictions of Weaver's fan fictions from few creators that survived the exodus to Discord.

>>5580246
I'm going to contribute absolutely nothing to this thread, but here, have this (you) as a gesture of appreciation.

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>>5580246
This is the best one

>>5580383
M-mead? Is that you?

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>>5580383
>mead makes anon cry
>anon makes mead pee himself
you can't win against anonymouse

>>5580320
casting some light on those characters would surely be much appreciated, but my bet is on Betty.

>>5580391
i mean

you're not totally wrong

>>5580193
>>5580220
>>5580225
>>5580254
>>5580260
>>5580285
>>5580328
>>5580391
ok thanks for info guys.
i might draw something from time to time too and dump in here, don't expect anything fancy though.
this is mine btw.
>>5579079

>>5579314
>you drink it on the rocks.
Neat or with a dash of water only! On the rocks is for Borbon. You know, stuff that's terrible anyway.

I kid, I kid. But seriously, good job.

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>>5579079
>>5580490
You forgot something anon

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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8183360

>>5580391
Fuck off, hateanon.

>>5580328
>implying you don't want their dextrous hands to gently massage your ears & paws

>>5580422
damnit I was gonna post that one too

>>5580490
Feel free to join the next Thematic Thursday on 13th of October, obviously unless you happen to drop by earlier.

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>>5580438
Betty's a cool character and it would be nice to know more about her as well, like if she has a kid or not and if she was the one that made Charlie's blanket or if she was just the shearer.

>>5579903
Marty is so perfectly adorable and smol, it's not even fair to the others

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Pastebun Anon here, any new fics for the Pastebin?

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I don't want it to end, guys

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>>5580166
>>5580328
>>5580285

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>>5580246
hue hue hue

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>>5580567
As soon as he opens his mouth it scales back though, so it kinda works. The one offset being his sister, shes ultra sweet and very dainty, a pure cutie.

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>>5580579
>tape
hehe

>>5580579
We can always count on you.

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>>5580578
too late faggot
4chan is kill

back to get banned on /co/
fucking hiro

>>5580578
It doesn't have to end.

We just need to assassinate gook moot and kidnap the real moot and force him to take the reins again.

>>5580429
Hello yes it is I.

>>5580246
I can't get over how clever these are. DAME wants to put them over on tublrmar, would that be cool with you?

>>5580578
He's reverting to his natural form! Someone stop him!

>>5580578
Where's your fucking 4chan Pa-

Oh god no. You're getting off the train aren't you? You haven't finished packstreet though. Please. I'm sorry I rail about you all the time but that's just how it is here. You know that's how things are like here. You've been here just as long.

There's nothing new to jump too yet! The fun's not over!

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>>5580490
No worries, you are good at drawing. We welcome any content creator, especially when they are asking for requests. We are more than happy to have new CCs coming here. And, as >>5580552 said, you should also join us for the next TT (all infos in the OP). It is a nice event every two weeks where all us CCs will create something Zootopia related (obviously) with a common theme.

>>5580518
i don't follow anon, it's late and i can't think

>>5580578
WEAVER REING OF TERROR IS ENDING!

WE ARE FREE!

pls don't end us hiroshimoot

>>5580578
I miss the coffee shop shenanigans.

You should bring that back.

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So serious question. Is /trash/ going bye-bye or no?

is /trash/ dying or something?

>>5580649
That's not weaver.
Weaver doesn't capitalize his sentences.

>>5580673
where would we go if it does?

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>>5580652
SIGN YOUR WORK

>>5580579

I don't get tape.

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>>5580659
Oh man I miss those too, Rex even had a part time job there! Think that was his last coffee shop pic actually.. I hope it didn't go out of business.

>>5580558
>if she has a kid
interesting

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>>5580673
>>5580685
Probably not, but if that's the case then expect the 4chan pass to be pushed harder than it's ever been.

>>5580673
I desperately hope not
My degenerate tastes can't be properly contained by other boards
That and the janitors here are cool

>>5580574

did you see Pack Street: Hindsight?

It's so good, guy. So good.

>>5580693
The mods don't like /ztg/ there, but maybe /co/? Or /aco/ for the lewds but hiroshimoot would have to inform the mods to give us the OK

>>5580693

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>>5580721
Well some people think the kid Remmy talked to was hers

>>5580731
Yep. I'll add it later!

>>5580693
Back to our lives. I don't want to be a productive human being!

>>5580696
i don't have a sign bruh, at least not yet

>>5580724
I don't mind 4chan Pass features as long as they aren't a means of showing off you have one on the site.

But this fucking gook wants to live off 4chan. He doesn't care about the site, he only cares about his wallet. My hatred for him is growing every day. I'm empty as a person. This site is the only place for empty people like me. I'll see him dead if this place dies or becomes something unrecognizable.

>>5580673
>>5580685
yeah, most likely

when boards are a rare resource you can't have spare boards.

people are taking a chance to nail less than active boards, porn boards, /pol/, undo /vg/ /v/ /vr/ split, undo /sp/ /asp/ split, etc.

[s4s] and /trash/ are probably a given.

>>5580742
4chan aside from trash and mlp is ultra anti-furry, i doubt we'd be able to settle anywhere here, i got banned on fucking /co/ for posting a sfw mirana picture.

>>5580755
fuck, i'm already there but the anonymity allows so much, fucking shit.

>>5580610
Oh yeah, Martina is just as cute as Marty. It's almost a good thing the two of them have never been seen together in the same room, haha

... hold on

>>5580724

When/what board was that posted on?

>>5580578
Don't you dare! Don't you fucking dare!

>>5580785
>becomes something unrecognizable.
m8 we're already taking the first steps towards 4chan gold being a real fucking thing.

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>>5580785
But anon, his incompetence is just so cute and lovable!

>>5580651
thanks anon

Y'all niggas need to buy a 4chan pass so hiroshimoot won't end our pitiful existences

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>>5580797
Well they both have such busy lives, they can't always be together. I'm sure when no one else is looking they totally hang out and are totally separate people.

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>>5580649
>Where's your fucking 4chan Pa-
i've actually had one for a while just because I hate captcha so much and it became so unreliable I actually couldn't post half the time even when I got it right
it won't be enough
hiro's going to start axing boards and you better believe /trash/ is on the chopping block
which is great because that's the board I spend most of my time on these days

no more zoot porn comics, Pack Street, TPB, and all the other weird furry shit I waste my time with

>>5580785
>this fucking gook wants to live off 4chan. He doesn't care about the site, he only cares about his wallet
According to Moot this site costs about $20k a month to run, and even at the height of 4chan pass sales the best it could do was break even
Hiro's not a villain just because he doesn't want to singlehandedly sink his own cash into keeping us afloat

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>>5580578
Look on the bright side. Maybe it'll end while it's still good and not become a bad memory.

>>5580649
Wait am I going to be revealed as a dirty passer now? Is there a way to disable it?

Why doesn't hiro try selling merch?

Or fuck, even Patreon if that's what it takes to keep 4chan alive.

>>5580859
Eh, it's not ending m8. Even if 4chan shuts down, there will always be a new website for people to gather around.

The ride never ends

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guys this is making me sad

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>tfw nobody will send you the link to what Hiro actually said.

>>5580859
We could always try moving to /b/

Huh, turns out I couldn't even type that with a straight face

>>5580859
There was Weavering before /trash/ and there will be Weavering after /trash/ as well. Things might be rocky for a bit but worst case scenario most of the gang could get together at the other chan.

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>>5580859
>no more zoot porn comics
>BSP is over

HAHAHAHAHA

WHERE ARE YOU
"WEAVER ALWAYS DELIVER" ANON?
ARE YOU HERE "ALWAYS DELIVER" ANON?
CAN YOU READ THIS "ALWAYS DELIVER" ANON?
ARE YOU WATCHING, "ALWAYS DELIVER" ANON?
"EVEN IF TAKES A LOT OF TIME" ANON, ARE YOU HERE?
"STOP BEING LIKE THAT" ANON, CAN YOU READ MY POST?

>>5580924
>>>/qa/706294

>>5580902
moot never did shit like that cuz he has integrity but Hiro's a shill so he might as well

>>5580912
I'll feel sad for the people who can't find out where we'll go

>>5580814
>Believing his incompetence is real

His fucking poor English is a fucking tactic to hide the fact that he's doing sketchy shit. His English is fucking fine. He pretends to be a retarded Jap to gain sympathy

>>5580894
It only shows up if you put since4pass in the options field.

>>5580990
Maybe start preparing for the worst? I don't want the magic of /ztg/ to end.

>>5580859
there's also infinitychin you know

>>5580958
>other chan
16/2 chan? Is that place still alive? Haven't been there in like a year or so

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>>5580912
>Eh, it's not ending m8. Even if 4chan shuts down, there will always be a new website for people to gather around.
mate I've seen them all
nothing recaptures the same magic
in all the years, I've watched, I've seen it firsthand
many, many have tried
not a one has managed it
not a fucking one

>>5580965

Thanks.

I suppose we'll have to hope they keep us as a containment board.

>the doomsayers were right
>they just didn't know how right they were

>>5580998
Huh, neat.

>>5581035
>2006
Jesus.

>>5581035
this

when people try to recreate 4chan they first implement changes they want, and that always screw up and makes everything crash and burn.

>>5581027
Yeah, it's still ticking over. Still a hive of scum and villainy but everyone keeps to themselves.

>>5581035
4chan is the wow of imageboards

its only after taking a look at Hiro's problems that I realize that there's so much wasted traffic on 4chan

christ, look at all the dead porn boards and the fact there's a fucking archive on almost every board, Hiro should just cut down on all of that

>>5581035
Nobody recaptured the magic because the magic is still captured in 4chan. If 4chan finally dies, that magic will be released, and all that must be done is to find where it settles once more.

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Forget Doomposting, post R A R E S

>>5581128
Honestly, take down the archives. That alone would be a big change.

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>>5580859
I can't not hate him though. I read everything about his posted on all the boards I visit, I read about how the people on 2ch hate him and I can't because I need someone to blame.

I can't not hate him for trying to make money off the very type of thing that made me come to 4chan in the first place.

As an escape from the first forum I ever joined where it was all circlejerking about which poster was the most important, who had the nice shiny "VETERAN" badge with the fucking custom Fire Emblem sprite art. Where the staff would dick around with people and treat people differently because they could.

And I come here yesterday and I see those fucking SIGNATURES and today I see those fucking CLOVERS and it proves he doesn't fucking get it. That he was given the keys to the Kingdom and he didn't get it.

That each year I see more and more posters on other boards who will derail entire threads because someone used a word they didn't like. Who are bringing fucking real world bullshit into the place meant to be where you can just say honestly what you think and not get fucking hugboxed.

The place where I whined about being gay years ago and I got told to go chug dicks for being such a faggot.

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>>5581158
Was thinking about this just minutes ago.

If only I had courage for it...

My suggestions.

Delete any boards that have threads that last longer than five days, or boards that average less than 1000 posts a day (just an arbitrary number, not sure what a good cutoff would be).

Bring back ads and make an announcement kindly asking anons to turn off adblock if they want 4chan to stay afloat.

Donation drive or Patreon.

Sell merchandise.

I know people freaked the fuck out over the 4chan pass thing, but honestly now that we know the terrible financial situation of this site I don't blame hiro for doing it.

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I never end.

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>>5581187

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>>5581187

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>>5581128
but hiro probably will, the problem is that this is justification to first cull a lot of expenses while increasing the amount of bullshit. he lists three options as they were different but it sounds like he'll do all three.

>>5581206
also this
>>5581200

The archives are completely unnecessary and a total waste of resources.

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>>5581187
not rare but old.
i miss snaxattack

I dunno if /trash/ would necessarily get the axe. Its relatively small and serves as a utility to the rest of the site. They probably will be looking for high bandwidth, low traffic boards, right?

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>>5581187
https://soundcloud.com/user-141799361/i-c-e

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>>5581225
So... something awfulchan?

>>5581234
Makes me worried that /wsg/ could be on the chopping block. I like that place.

>>5581203
>2chan hates him
How is that a good thing to base your opinion on
>He wants to make money
No he wants to stop spending THOUSANDS OF HIS OWN DOLLARS to keep us afloat. It's not that he's not making "enough" money it's that 4chan is a sinkhole.
>That each year I see more and more posters on other boards who will derail entire threads because someone used a word they didn't like. Who are bringing fucking real world bullshit into the place meant to be where you can just say honestly what you think and not get fucking hugboxed.
oh fuck's sake just go back to your spinoff shitchan already

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>>5581231

>>5581206
>Delete any boards that have threads that last longer than five days
That includes /trash/
Adios amigos

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>>5580724
>inb4 4chan becomes a paysite

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>>5581206
>patreon
Holy shit.
That's not a bad idea at all.

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>>5581254
He should adapt lichess method.

Put up all accounting for public and simply ask for donations. This way people will know what they are paying for, and how much money is needed.

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>>5581204
don't actually kill yourself

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>>5581203
>That each year I see more and more posters on other boards who will derail entire threads because someone used a word they didn't like. Who are bringing fucking real world bullshit into the place meant to be where you can just say honestly what you think and not get fucking hugboxed.

That goes both fucking ways, hombre. I would sure love to be able to talk about African history on /his/ without the thread being immediately shitposted to oblivion with "WE WUZ KANGS" and ">implying niggers had civilization".

If you want a neutral ground you have to actually treat it as such, not just as one side being gagged while you get to spew whatever you like.

>>5581300
Out of the top 10 on that graph, /wsg/ is the only one I care about.

Honestly I don't get the point of porn dump boards like /gif/ or /hc/ because there are so many other much better websites to get porn from.

>>5581252
>So... something awfulchan?
SA actually has a really good board and system.

I say that totally removed from the overall board atmosphere though, which is ruled by petty moderation and hivemind politics, but outside the few boards influenced by that stuff, you'll find really good threads. SA produces a lot of comedy and OC (probably the only non-artist site that even comes close to 4chan and even then it's a distant second). Their vidya threads are also reliably good.

It's got a really solid foundation for forum structure, even if the actual people on them/moderating them can be stupid as fuck. SA gets a bad rap because it and 4chan are basically mortal enemies though.

>>5581300
good, we dont need that many porn boards
what the fuck is /e/ for anyway?

>>5581354
SA's car board is pretty damn good too.

>>5581354
I know, I enjoy SA its just... if I wanted SA I would spend most of my time there and not here.

>>5581374
Hey man, /e/'s got some good porn sometimes.

>>5581017
IT ENDED A LONG TIME AGO
[spoiler]ignore me[/spoiler]

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>>5581396
Did Kam die? I haven't seen him around in a while.

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>>5581300

Those gif boards need a proper culling.

>>5581389
There's a reason goons founded 4chan.

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>>5581046
Oh we knew we were right all along, believe me.

>>5581254
Suck his dick harder you faggot, maybe you'll make Janitor.

He could ask for donations before asking for all these "changes" but he's not and you have to wonder why. I've heard rumors he got into hotshit with 2ch because he accepted donations there and then rather than spending it on the site, he spent it on himself which is why I'm more than willing to believe he's a fucking money hungry bastard.

He's not giving people the option to donate. Which is why I don't trust him.

>>5581340
You're implying I'm not including that stuff too. That's also hugbox shit, just on the opposite side.

I just want people to be able to talk about what they like, to say what they like, and give honest opinions.

Not the fucking "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT" style posters or the "I'M ONLY SAYING THIS TO BE CONTRARIAN" posters.

I just want genuine posts.

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>>5581187

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>>5581423
I CAN'T BELIEVE KAM IS FUCKING DEAD

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>>5581440

I mean, Hiro still needs, you know, an income.

We can't expect the owner to run this site for nothing.

CC here, specifically writefag
i came straight to /trash/ and never left
what is /pol/ and why did it ruin everything?

>>5581423
Might be busy with school. A lot of the CC are.

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Ignore doomposting

post T H I C C

capcha: available here

>>5581468
Half actual nazis, half edgy teenagers pretending to be actual nazis.

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>>5581471
True enough, I hope he's doing well wherever he is.

>>5581471

Former CC, can confirm.

>>5581468
>what is /pol/ and why did it ruin everything?

It's a bunch of edgy teenagers discussing politics by screaming racial slurs and political buzzwords at each other.

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>>5581468
I always forgot generals like this have a high concentration of newfags who only come to 4chan for this

>>5581502
>Former
I thought you were only former when you left both places forever. Like NL or Snax or Bat.

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>>5581507

It's especially true on this general, because it's the main place Zoot content comes from these days.

I'm a CC who goes nowhere but here most of the time.

>>5581535
Snax left forever? Wow, that was fast.

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>>5581473
Sorry anon, I prefer metadoom over thicc.

But I'll post rare zootopias anyway.

As long as we're talking changes, I really want random poster IDs in every board
I don't care
A lack of permanent profiles/logins/whatever is necessary to keep posting between threads/topics distinct and so that someone can safely post in a thread like "shit yeah I love [awful fetish]" and then still go post in another thread without it going "HEY LOOK IT'S THE GUY WHO POSTED IN THE [awful fetish] THREAD!!!"

but within a thread, for the sake of filtering image spammers, recognizing samefags, etc., internally consistent, random generated IDs would go a long way

You still get anonymity, it just prevents samefagging

>>5581507

>newfags
ive been here for a few months. im not THAT much of a newfag

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>>5581553

>>5581557
Source?

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>>5581465
Then he should have people donate to pay the site upkeep and keep the money he makes off Adds and Passes for himself.

>>5581468
It's the Politically Incorrect board on this site. It's spiraled out of control because all other websites aren't willing to allow people to post anything they feel as "subverse" without stomping them out.

So it's basically become the only place for them to go to actually say stuff they want to say. Which isn't good for anyone because you get them derailing threads with the stuff they want to talk about on others boards, and then you get assholes who follow them here as some sort of "righteous" crusade to stomp out the evil of the internet and derail threads the moment someone says ANYTHING they can be offended by.

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Walp.

>>5581552
I could be wrong on that one desu, fampai. It's a name I was only reminded of a little earlier in this thread, but my point still stands on NL and Bat.

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>>5580578
>Death closes all; but something ere the end,
>Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
>Not unbecoming men that strove with gods.
>The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks;
>The long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep
>Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
>‘Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
>Push off, and sitting well in order smite
>The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
>To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
>Of all the western stars, until I die.
>It may be that the gulfs will wash us down;
>It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
>And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
>Though much is taken, much abides; and though
>We are not now that strength which in old days
>Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are,
>One equal temper of heroic hearts,
>Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
>To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

>>5581582
>ive been here for a few months

Yes, yes you are.

I've been here for 8 or 9 years and I'm still a newfag.

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>>5581595

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>>5580859
Just be sure to use your tumblr to tell us where you'll be posting pack street and such if this board gets nuked.

>>5581590
https://twitter.com/raizinnDX/status/781878023146475520

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>>5581617
My arms are spaghetti.

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>>5581577
Oh shit that's cute! Thanks Anon, haven't seen this one before.

>>5581617
>That filename
Is this a reference I'm not getting or what?

>>5581595
>>5581617
wait
no
what's going on
stop

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>>5581631
Dr. Wilde and Mr. Smug

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This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again

Can you picture what will be, so limitless and free
Desperately in need, of some, stranger's hand
In a, desperate land

Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane, all the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake, he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best, the west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us, the blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and, then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door, and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother, I want to, fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, on a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, c'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end, beautiful friend

This is the end, my only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

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>>5581557

I can't believe Weaver is fucking dead.

>>5581644
Thanks

>>5581570

i've never noticed samefagging to be a big enough issue worth pissing everyone off for with that kind of change, anon.

there's always a tradeoff. removing some of what 4chan's greatest selling point is to kill a very minor problem is....

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>>5581680

>>5581570
A poor imitation of anonymity.

I don't want my occasional dumb shitty thirstposts or whatever to be linked with me later on in the same thread when I'm trying to have a reasonable conversation.

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>>5581699
That better be Mrs. Wilde

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Wait wait wait.

They're closing /trash/?

We just gotta find a way to make sure everyone knows where to go. We gotta find a place we can all go where there'll be a seamless continuation. There'll be another place for us to go where we can post and make content and everything. Nobody is seriously going to be finished with everything just because the board closed.

We just need to think of a plan, and look for more information as it comes.

>>5581683
he'll be back
on another board
in another fandom
under another name

AND HE WONT UPLOAD ANY OF HIS ART TO TUMBLR THERE TOO

>>5581721
no no no we dont know anything as it stands
Comic! just BEEEEEEEEE~ CHEERFUL!

>>5581721
I think people are blowing things out of proportion.

Let's wait and see what happens.

>>5581570
I can't see this ending well in the slightest.
Samefagging's an annoyance, but I don't think there's anywhere near enough of an upside to make such an infuriating change.

>>5581721
/trash/ isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

See >>5581300

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>>5581678
>2.49MB
Do you want this board to get nuked? Because this is how you get this board nuked.

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>>5581721
i want to hug a bun

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>>5581699
Oh my. What an ample-bosomed vixen.

>>5581582
Everyone is a newfag, newfag

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>>5581683
And I'm still here. That's a weird thing to consider.

>>5581735
Delusion is extremely unhelpful. We do know that Hiro is thinking of closing boards, so this is reasonable to worry about.

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>>5581650
>>5581672
I think it was a reference to a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnkYWBfqVus
Could be wrong, weaver dropped it with a poem couple months back.
Sad song. Fitting for right now.

>>5581748
To be honest, /thrash/ actually has a purpose on 4chan as a whole. I mean, would you throw away your trash can? Don't think so. (Although you might think twice if it was oozing furry onto your floor.)

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>>5581751
>uploading images at all
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5581721
You need to wake up Bun bun, prison awaits.

>>5581764
/trash/ is a (relatively) low traffic board though. Plus it's a hidden board and serves as a utility to keep trash out of all other boards. I mean, I know I'm being optimistic, but I think /trash/ will live..

I think hiro is gonna focus more on boards that take up tons of bandwidth. Also expect a reduction in image sizes across all boards that survive.

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>>5581751

>>5581650
They're lyrics.

If Weaver is posting something that seems odd it's probably lyrics to a Tom Waits or Magnetic Fields song.

...
i don't understand about this Discord thing. how i can join?

>>5581819
im surprised image sizes havent already been reduced with all the phoneposters complaining about getting crashed by 10000x10000 images

>>5581819
> I mean, I know I'm being optimistic, but I think /trash/ will live..
>I think hiro is gonna focus more on boards that take up tons of bandwidth.

You're probably right. I was more referring to the fact that Comic was being reasonable, trying to come up with a plan of action in case we're shut down. Being CHEERFUL in this situation is much less helpful than problem solving.

>>5581819
The boards he's going to focus on are the boards with low userbases but high upkeep costs.

Killing boards with larger userbases is shooting yourself in the foot because you're basically culling your money pool

>>5581831
Ask for an invite link.

A mod will then post it at their convenience.

>>5581831
>>5581865
https://discord.gg/qthcXgq

>>5581864
bye bye /hr/, then.

>>5581565
source of image?

>>5581721
i've already given up

>>5581768
>>5581827
oh right, he does that, figures
all these latest news make me a bit twitchy

>>5581910
if any board is going to be purged its the image dump boards

discussion boards are very safe since they actually have USERS

>>5581890
And absolutely nothing of value was lost.

Seriously, what purpose does that board serve other than sucking up bandwidth?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeKpWp8Psw

>>5581631
source?

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>>5581735
>>5581736
>>5581748
Okay... still catching up with everything...

Sorry for not waiting till I understood the full situation, but I got really worried.

Even so, in case of a zero day, we aught to have some sort of fallback plan. We have the ztarchive, maybe we can put a post there that has a permanent link to the discord or something? Or to have a google doc or a pastebin by Pastebun where we can check for info, in case the event happens that we try to come into the thread and there's no board. We just gotta make sure we're not cast to the wind.

>>5581755
I wanna hug you too, anon.

>>5581800
I'm a garbage bun now, till I start living off the generosity of others by surfing their couches.

>>5581794
Time to start practicing your ASCII.
X 05
X 01
X 00

>>5581891
twitter.com/rotka_g

>>5581794
kek

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>>5581631
>>5581674
I want more of Dr. Nick

>>5581374
Hentai without NTR?

>>5581951
That's not a bad idea.

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The worst thing is that all my tastes have been molded by 4chan.

There are so many shows I can only discuss on this site because most casuals don't give them a chance

>>5581736
Finally, somebody is talking sense

How many times has 4chan almost shut down before? Yet suddenly everyone is panicking over a little financial trouble? Hasn't that been business as usual for years now? At worst, some low traffic or redundant boards will get culled, and we may have to disable our adblockers. Big fucking whoop.

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>>5582012

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>>5581951
This is just an idea, but I think an easy idea would be that if anything happens to this board, we could check the ZTG Census (ztgcensus.tumblr.com) for information on a meeting place. The reason I suggest it is because it's an easy-to-remember URL, no login needed to read, that and it kind of fits that the Census Bureau would have an evacuation plan for the populace.

Posting optimistic pic to offset current mood

>>5581948
see
>>5581995

>>5581977
Jesus Christ, 4chan can't handle my ASCII art.