/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Chill Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/2pn4SWiH
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Lincoln Loud Instagram QnA:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BK58yl-hV2Y/
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House (Saturday:10/15 - 11:00am)
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
One of the Boys (Monday:10/17)
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!JJRmjJoQ!__UrGizjEGHJD-ENx8YKUmmrewVf2XpAWPrN3YoTwGc
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
IT'S TERROR TIME AGAIN
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNask_pMKo
>>5569142
I want to have sex with Lynn without her consent
>>5569251
He'd still love her for who she is. If anything, she'd be even more exotic and cool.
>that episode where Lincoln partook in Devil's Night
>>5569301
>tfw Devil's Night is a real concern for me
They most likely come down here to Detroit and do it. Fuck
Lily is sleeping. Get quiet...
I wonder what the guy who wrote the Lucy prolapse fic is doing right now. Also, did that ever get pastebin'd?
>>5569371
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And what if I told you that JCM-2 has been part of Lenibombs?
>>5569404
Go on
Would this show be better if they combined Lincoln and Lori together like here?
>>5569371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YOY3XWHpaU
>>5569404
I don't care if he eats babies as long as he keeps drawing sweet art.
Artists/writers you want to see get better.
>>5569411
In a stream where he was drawing some manga characters in savino's style, he mentioned that "it was painful to participate in the lenibomb", that's where I asked like a total ignorant what it was that and he showed me this place.
>Hey bro, I found this show called the Nutshack on Netflix. Wanna snuggle with me, share a bottle of Fireball and watch it with me?
>>5569437
All of them
It shouldn't be too hard since they're all absolute and utter shit
>>5569404
I'd ask you if you have proofs
I'd also ask you why you're talking in third-person
>>5569413
yes
>>5569450
>they're all absolute and utter shit
>>5569443
Why don't we drink something a little less ghetto than Fireball?
>>5563277
>>5557249
Three threads late to the party but I'm doing SuccuLeni. Would have had it done ages ago if I hadn't fallen asleep and also didn't have to cook and go to the store.
Have a WIP.
Goodnight, tealaitchgee.
>>5569437
Me
Because I can't even get myself to finish the fic I've been writing
>>5569219
Look at all this losers.
>>5569443
I would not do that, i could only watch 4 episodes before i wanted death.
>>5569464
Funnily enough, my (non ghetto) parents just bought fireball for themselves tonight. I have no idea why anyone drinks it, especially outside of college.
>>5569443
>>5569404
substantiate your claims
>>5569509
How the fuck did you last through four? I couldn't even finish one.
>>5569483
I actually love your fics and think you have done enough to keep relevant. Dont worry about it bro.
-L.S.
>>5569437
The Cronus drawfag. I think they're the drawfag with the most submissions on the booru.
I would like to see all of them get better though
>>5569532
I'm not abuseguy actually.
>>5569481
>>5569546
Are you the guy who was writing that Luna story a while back, perchance?
>>5567825
>>5567830
>>5567835
>>5567841
>>5567883
>>5569529
I was really interested in the show, i plan to go back soon to finish what i started.
>>5569478
Oh, that's cute.
>>5569438
Uh, alright. Who really cares if someone is a cog of the Leni Autist machine
>>5569557
Which one? I've announced that I was starting on several ideas, but I've only really focused on a luna/anon rape fic.
>>5569564
I was the one who requested the "Luan licking something" stuff, nice work, you deserve good things in the future.
>>5569437
To be honest, I think I do not like to draw.
>>5569582
I was thinking of a comfy Luna/Anon story called Something About Us.
>>5569518
no prob ma nig
>>5569564
And you even put Lynn in a cheerleading uniform again
Fan-fucking-tastic
>>5569613
damn that arm
>>5569529
Is the show really that terrible?
>>5569633
Look up some clips. It's astoundingly bad. The main characters have the worst voice work I've ever heard, and that's not hyperbole.
>>5569633
Watch four episodes, episodes 2 is the worst out of the 4 i have seen.
>>5568979
NOW
>>5569648
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>5569648
God bless you.
>>5569648
kek
>>5569648
OR here, This is nice Nam Anon
I'm forever thankful
>>5569648
This is the worst kind of beautiful. Thank you for making this
>>5569588
Well I wrote one called "I'll be Waiting". I've been busy with school and work, but I've got some stuff down for a follow up story.
>>5569648
>Chandler from school fuck you chanler
>>5569648
>Also shoulder length hare isn't girly fuck you SportsLynn866 everywon knows your a fuking boy tranny fagot
Holy shit my side
>>5569648
You the madman now there can be others but your the madman
>>5569633
YES
Nothing makes sense, the jokes are unfunny, you can't even fucking understand the characters most of the time, and the animation is god awful. Go see for yourself
>>5569648
>hell blue (cool kind not gay kind)
dead
>>5569648
damn that's too good
>>5569443
Maybe I'll come down there and sit on your lap
Wanna dance, anon?
>>5569648
>That Bio
>Those Likes
>Those "dislikse"
This is perfect in every way
>>5569729
Man, Bevis and Butthead was a really kickass show.
>>5569745
Mike Judge is a certifiable genius
>>5569564
I love that you make these cute dialogue that go along with your drawings. Do you write as well, BB?
Reminder that Tv tropes compares Clyde to the superior Milhouse.
>>5569613
She's a fucking mutant
>>5569729
sure
>>5569785
How DARE they! CLYDE IS A SHITTTT
*Pun*
>>5569809
That just isn't funny, Luan
>>5569564
>That Ronnie
Cute! CUTE!!!
>>5569809
ha I got it
>Mom feels her phone ring in her pocket.
>She manages to finally secure a squirming Lucy into her high seat, then fishes out the buzzing rectangle and sees who it is.
>Dad.
>Finally.
>Before she answers, she ducks into the kitchen.
>Her motherly intuition tells her this won't be
>"Honey, where are you? You should have been back here ten minutes ago."
>"I'm stuck in traffic."
>Mom takes a quick peak back into the dining room.
>Lori's trying to keep everyone together.
>Luna's quietly trying to help.
>Thank God for those two.
>"What do you mean traffic?" she hisses into the phone. "It's Sunday afternoon!"
>"There was an accident a ways ahead of me, and the road's blocked off," her husband grumbles.
>"W-well, how long do you think you'll be?"
>She silently prays while waiting for an answer.
>Please be ten minutes.
>Please God.
>"I think over half an hour at this rate."
>No.
>God dammit.
>"Half an ho-"
>Mom slaps a hand to her mouth.
>She glances back into the dining room.
>Leni's still playing with her hair.
>Lori's still keeping everyone occupied.
>"Ok. Half an hour," she finishes. "Alright. I can...I can figure something out."
>"You'll have to stall until I get home," dad says. "You remember what happened last time."
>Mom shudders at the thought.
>It took an hour to get the closet open.
>Lori cried for a week.
>Just then, a brown ponytail stomping past her vision catches Mom's attention.
>Luan yanks open the fridge, pulling out a carton of milk.
>The teeth poking past her lip glimmer with metal.
>There's a firm scowl on her face.
>Mom shakes her head sadly.
>Luan begged not to have braces put in at the dentist's last week.
>And sobbed.
>And pleaded.
>Ever since, she's been in a foul mood.
>She wakes up complaining of a sore mouth, and every night ends with her having a tantrum.
>Mom's tried everything to cheer her up, to no success.
>And now that the cake is late, she's going to be stretched too thin to...
>Wait.
>"Honey, get home as quick as you can. I got this."
>>5569837
I made a screenshot, but then I realized it would not prove anything. I post that Luan in purpose when I see the image though
For the Lisafag
>>5569853
>implying you didn't upload one pic from your phone and the other from your pc at the same time
I've done the "threesome" fic
I suppose on a subconscious level I didn't like that Lynn had won or maybe the request was just too simple for me.
Either way it went in kind of a weird direction
http://pastebin.com/57kKVBMn
>>5569862
LISA IS THE BEST
>>5569851
Go on
>>5569865
>4chan on phone
>>5569851
I'm reading, senpai
lisa is shit tier and you should feel bad for liking her
>>5569885
That won't stop me
>>5569837
How could you tell that was someone samefagging?
>the father is a black man
>30 posters
fucking
BEB
>>5569772
I don't write.
>>5569928
Well, at least we know that Leni's retardation won't have a factor on the niglet's intelligence
>>5569851
Wait, who's getting a birthday?
>>5569867
>strawpoll on /tlhg/
>surprised that Lynn won
>>5569928
Saw it the first time
>southern california might get it's shit fucked next week
>>5569986
She came so close to not winning and maybe I would've put the A-team on it then
>>5569851
>Mom watches Luan sip at her milk, wincing and muttering as the cold fluid irritates her braces.
>When she's half done, she approaches her.
>"Luan, honey?" Mom says tentatively. "Mommy needs some help, and she would appreciate if you give her a hand."
>Luan doesn't answer, shooting her a short glare before taking another sip.
>At least she has her attention.
>Mom gets down on her knees to look her daughter in the eye.
>"Your father just called, and he said he's going to be late bringing the cake home."
>Luan still glares at her, but her face softens enough that mom feels comfortable continuing.
>"You remember what happened last time the cake was late, with Lynn's birthday and the closet?"
>Luan slowly nods.
>Mom rests a hand on her shoulder.
>"I'll make you a deal. You help distract the kids while we wait for daddy to get home, and I'll buy you that book you wanted at the store."
>Luan's glare suddenly disappears.
>That got her attention.
>Her eyes are quickly cast down as she considers her options.
>Then she looks hard at her mother.
>"I want the biggest slice."
>Mom blinks.
>Her first instinct is to scold Luan.
>She can't have the biggest slice, it's her brother's birthday.
>She has to watch her sugar intake because of her new braces, too.
>But she quickly realizes her position in this negotiation.
>She sighs, and raises her hand, extending her pinky.
>"Second biggest," she counters. "It's your brother's birthday."
>Luan rubs her chin as she considers the offer.
>Just long enough for Mom's forehead to dampen.
>Then she raises her hand and hooks her mother's pinky with her own.
>With one firm shake, the contract is sealed.
>Before she can ask what Luan's plan is, the girl is gone, a small cloud of dust trailing out the door.
>Mom hopes she won't regret this.
>>5569837
no
>>5570015
I could have done this. Why I am so retarded?
>>5569998
>California
At this literally anything that happens to California would be an improvement
tb h
>>5570053
I agree
Girly Lincoln is CUTE
>>5570053
So, you kidnapped them and left them to die in California, eh?
You sick fuck
>>5570008
I hope this ends well.
>>5569998
Wait what happening?
>>5569867
holy shit i kinda love it. I was gonna ask for something like lucy getin him wit all of them but i thought it would be a pain. geat job man!
Lana is...
>>5570082
A dirty girl.
Linc's souls belongs to RonnieAnn
>>5569867
I liked it Lad. Nice name too.
>>5570109
DIOS MIOS
>"Lets go to bed anon."
>>5570076
Big ass earthquake next week, apparently
>>5570082
pretty cute
>>5570121
I probably should go to bed, i am really tired
>>5570121
sounds comfy
>>5570080
Was the least I could do
>>5570121
I want to cuddle with Luna in a comfy winter night!
>>5570071
He's going to force them into Hollywood, that bastard
>>5570121
Is she wearing anything under that shirt?
>>5570163
>>5570128
Their cunnies are mine
>>5570187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
>>5570183
Of course she does, you sick bastard.
>>5569867
Boyo, it's good and all, but I just don't not loving someone. I guess it's just that Lincoln doesn't want love, he just wants to feel powerful having every girl ride his log. I dunno. Nice work as always, lad.
>>5570162
I wanna toss change into her guitar case and think "wow she must've been cute in her prime" then continue walking
>>5570187
you won't escape you red mence
>>5570221
fuck you
Luna is going to be something big in life
>>5570239
Get off the computer, Luna
>>5570239
You sure you don't want a smelly bum Luna instead?
>>5570239
A big failure maybe.
>>5570219
Just imagine those dudes who pump and dump chicks.
Or if you like Archer, imagine him
>>5570258
What songs would Bum Luna poorly play?
I'd say Dream On, We Are The Champions, Don't Stop Believin;,
>>5570008
>The first thing Luan does is grab one of the big flashlights out of the living room and give it to Lori.
>The second thing is whisper instructions to Luna.
>When she nods, Luan works on the most important task.
>Making silly faces to get a laugh out of baby Lucy.
>Then she's upstairs, kicking open her footlocker.
>Digging feverishly for her equipment.
>She can't find her pants.
>Or most of her outfit for that matter.
>But at least she has the essentials.
>The hat, gloves and staff.
>Fixing the little bowtie to her neck, Luan makes her entrance, running down the hall to find the lights off in the dining room.
>A beam of light dances along the wall.
>Good job, Luna.
>"And now," Lori calls out. "For your entertainment, the marvelous, literally magnificent, the...uh...the, um..."
>Luan rolls her eyes.
>Never can count on her to make something up on the fly.
>Taking the initiative, she strides down the stairs, resisting the urge to blink as the flashlight locks on to her.
>"The Luxurious Luan...na! De Fay!" she finishes, fluttering her yellow cape in her hand.
>Lori applauds, with Leni and Luna quickly following suit.
>As Luan reaches the bottom of the stairs, she wastes no time in approaching the table.
>Lucy stares wide-eyed at the mysterious stranger.
>Lincoln's slouched down in his seat, his nose peaking over the table.
>He's not sure whether to be afraid or intrigued.
>>5570291
god damn now that's depressing
>>5570291
https://youtu.be/iLDvl9qee9E
I'd like to imagine her singing this and playing her acoustic.
>>5570307
Please, continue.
I wouldn't let Luna become a smelly bum, I'd support her if I had to until she found her big break because I believe in her.
>>5570331
damn I thought it was a webm and kept trying to pause to see Lana's facial expression as she fucking swung that pillow
>>5570389
same but for leni
>>5570385
Would you make her eat all the eggs?
>>5570385
what if you brought her all the way to the top but she cheated on you with some hot shot singer or record exec?
>>5570385
As soon as she got a taste for success, she would drop you like a bad habit
I'm going to sleep, good night you wonderful cunts.
>>5570385
What if your love isn't enough and she offs herself anyway?
>>5570427
Good dreams.
>>5570427
Sweet dreams bruv, if you can have any
>>5570427
Goodnight anon.
>>5570427
bad babby
>>>/s4s/4801925
>>5570438
god that's almost a fetish of mine, just propping up a gorgeous artist who tries and tries but in the end can't take it all and decides snuff out that beautiful light of hers, it gets me rock hard just thinking about it
>>5570459
I've heard someone on here uses something called Ren'Py.
>>5569265
That is wrong anon, consent is the way
>tfw all these people going to sleep
>tfw anons don't know that it's a possibility that they'll never wake up
Any good Lincoln x Leni fics? Any ship fics with Lincoln x sister would becool, but I wanna see ones with Leni
>>5570307
>"I hear someone's having a birthday today!" Luanna De Fay announces.
>Clumsily twirling her staff, she points the plastic crystal.
>Lessee, eeny, meeny, miney...
>"You, young lady!" she says, directing the staff to the oldest sister. "It's your birthday, isn't it."
>Lori shakes her head, smirking at the silliness of all this.
>Undaunted, Luan shifts her focus to Luna.
>"How about you, ma'am?" she demands, squinting suspiciously at the long-haired brunette. "Is it the anniversary of your birth?!"
>Luna grins nervously and looks away, shyly shaking her head.
>"Clearly then, it must be...:"
>Luan bends over to look at baby Lucy.
>"You..." she whispers in mock menace, waving her staff in her little sister's face.
>Lucy tries to grab the plastic bauble, giggling and shrieking excitedly.
>"Um...It's...m-my birthday..."
>Luan slowly turns to observe the nervous little boy, his hand shaking slightly as he raises it.
>She grins.
>"So...the birthday boy finally shows himself."
>Luan leans on her staff, resting her chin on the plastic crystal.
>She slowly raises an eyebrow at him.
>Lincoln only nods, shrinking further into his seat.
>He squaks in fear when she thrusts her hand in his direction.
>"Luanna De Fay, Maestro Magician," she greats, tipping her hat.
>Lincoln looks at Luan, then her hand.
>He doesn't reach over to shake.
>A few seconds later, Luan withdraws.
>>5570475
that honestly sounds like a great way to go
no warning, just close your eyes, everything turns black, and it stays that way forever
>>5570473
Not true. Even Ronnie Anne knows that!
>>5570497
Yeah, dying in your sleep is probably the only peaceful way to go.
Too bad I'll probably go out by committing suicide or getting murdered
>>5570500
Indeed she does
>>5570473
>implying you wouldn't enjoy the feeling of Lynn squirming beneath you, trying to escape, and crying softly as you penetrate her over and over, before she eventually and reluctantly stops resisting and tries to ignore what is happening instead
>>5570469
Thanks, I'll try it out. I'm here every single night so I might as well do something.
>>5570524
someone write this?
>>5570493
This is so cute
>>5570484
The Stormbringer saga is good
This is the first chapter
http://pastebin.com/N5zugzgK
>>5570524
Er....no, I would only accept it if we both agreed to it. Love is better than Prison
And instead of Lynn, I'd change it to Luan
>>5570438
Hey anon, can you tell me the lyrics the pic references?
>>5570552
>Saga.
>>5570493
>Coughing nervously to clear her throat, she continues.
>"Now, I have come here from across time and space," she recites, dramatically waving her hand to emphasize her words. "From a distant land I hail, coming here from...from, uh..."
>"Moosejaw?" Leni offers, partly paying attention.
>"Yes, Moosj-"
>Luan shoots her sister a glare.
>Roll with it.
>"I come from the mysterious northern wasteland of Moosejaw!"
>The room is silent.
>"...From the future! Where mosquiters rule over man, and...every house is damp, year-long!"
>A collective gasp rings through the room.
>Lincoln struggles to sit up.
>Now he's interested.
Ultrahand should draw more thic Luan.
>>5570543
I wrote that on the spot, why, you like it?
Why is this general so slow tonight?
>>5570578
Yeah, write more.
>>5570579
>Sunday morning
ppl need to sleep nigger, besides, we are only 38 fgts here
>>5570579
people passed out from booze
>tfw I finished my 12 pack and am eyeing my vodka
it's such a bad idea but by god I'm not tired yet
>>5570554
>love is better than prison
Who said anyone was gonna find out though? What if you blackmailed her into keeping it secret?
>>5570594
But I'm not tired!
ENTERTAIN ME. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
>>5570592
>Lincoln starts secretly raping Lynn
>She becomes depressed and drops sports one by one
>Lincoln only takes advantage of her free time at home to rape her more often.
>>5570579
Goddammit, why does this question have to be asked every single night?
It should be obvious
>>5570606
That's not nice!
Will we survive the season hiatus?
I fear our days are numbered.
>>5570610
Nah, you're making me sleepy dude. I'm waiting that birthday fic to get updated too.
>>5569945
I got you, senpai. What other interests do you have other than drawing?
>>5570614
>implying Lynn couldn't overpower Lincoln
nahhhh, she enjoys it. Lynn quit those sports so she can more of the Log
>>5570637
>Fearing about hiatus
Remove that dick, you doesn't deserve it.
>>5570614
Yeah, nah, if i'm writing this story it ain't gonna be Linc doing the raping.
It gonna be anon.
>>5570637
Whether we do or don't we'll be back
>>5570637
bruh it ain't even over a month away
trust me even if we drop to like 20 or so anons, it will be kept alive by the dedicated few, I'm apart of one /vg/ community that has barely stayed alive for nearly a year
>>5570552
This is trash and too out of character...
>>5570109
That's pretty cute
>>5570637
We're fine, dude. Stop with your doomsaying.
Panic when we have two posts per hour or some shit like that
>>5570578
more,do it
>>5569443
Only if TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY is invited.
>>5570614
id read the fuck out of a fic where lincoln starts working out so he can rape his sisters
>>5570672
What? Out of character?
How?
>be happily married to Luna for 4 years
>she tells you shes pregnant
>also tells you it might not be yours
>tells you when she went to the concert 2 months ago while you were at a business conference she got drunk and fucked some random dude
how do you react?
>>5570681
this has got to be my all time favorite Nutshack video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT2v33IWz9M
>>5570712
Smash her face into the street and then dance.
>>5570712
>>5570712
leave her
the answer is always leave her
>>5570712
RAPE THE REAL FA THER
>>5570712
Be confused. I don't work as a businessman, I'm too much of a loser for that.
>>5570556
>"And from the future, I bring you an example of what we are capable of!"
>Luan tosses her cane aside, accidentally smacking Leni in the face with it.
>She shakes her hands.
>"Now, watch closely."
>Sticking out her arm, she pulls the cuff down, exposing her wrist and forearm.
>"Nothing under this sleeve, right?"
>Lincoln nods.
>Leni rubs her cheek.
>Wiggling her fingers, Luan reaches for the other sleeve.
>"And nothing under this one-"
>A little red scarf drops out, fluttering down to the floor.
>Lucy giggles, craning her arms to try and grab it, despite the distance.
>Luan quickly picks the scarf up, her face already matching it.
>"S-so that's where I put it, heh," she stutters.
>Lincoln doesn't respond, still watching her intently.
>"O-Ok, now watch closely."
>shaking her hand to unfurl the small cloth, Luan stealthily draws the false thumb from her shirt pocket.
>"I shall make this cloth...disappear!"
>Silence.
>She can feel sweat start to bead along her brow.
>"...And return it to the future!"
>Another string of gasps.
>Better.
>"As I tuck this into my palm," Luan explains, "I open a portal through time to send it back to where it came from! The...nineteenth century-"
>"Wrong way," Lori interrupts,
>"Twenty-fifth century!"
>Packing the cloth into the thumb, Luan then clasps her hands together, slipping the prosthetic over the real deal.
>Then she spreads her hands wide.
>"Ta-daaa~"
>Lincoln leans forward, searching for any read on her hand.
>Lucy just gawks.
What're you guys up to?
I'm watchin Letterkenny.
I didn't grow up in a small town, but it's still good.
Also, I LOVE LUAN
>>5570712
Push her down the stairs and leave
>>5570763
I'm gonna watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqUEKDTvMY
feel free to join me everyone.
I actually found teenage Lucy in anime.
>>5569648
>My real name is Jack
Aw shit, if only I was that badass.
>>5570783
My favorite nutshacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR4B8wAylDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1qJ6ACDSI
>>5570788
Well don't hold out on us
>>5570788
forgot pic.
>>5570762
Gotta sleep, but I want to see more.
>>5570805
>>5570805
MGX was a blueballing piece of shit.
>>5570681
I swear to god, I can't say that name without saying it to the beat.
>>5570821
>>5570712
Honestly, it all depends on how sorry she is. Pretty narrow if the bitch hid it from me for two months. It's pretty easy to say that you wouldn't be a cuck, but if it's I love...
After 7 months and a paternity test, if it's not mine I'm gone. Fuck that shit, man.
Goodnight /tlhg/
>>5570832
TITO DICK
DICKMAN BABY
>>5570805
I want to lick Lucy's drool
;^(
Would you Luna's feet?
>>5570864
peace, mang
>>5570717
This is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1YWAe2_PJ0
>>5570824
so it's like 90% of anime?
>>5570877
Of course I would! The real question here is who wouldn't?
>>5570824
Wasn't that the point of the anime?
(asides from drool, saliva and blood)
>>5570796
Hi Jack
>>5570934
Just another high school romance story that ultimately went nowhere
They seem to love that shit in Japan
>>5570933
I sure as hell wouldn't
this motherfucker looks like a JoJo character.
Goodnight /tlhg/
So this was supposed to be masked killer Luan being lewd from the rollchart
>>5570956
and he does it for free
>>5570717
>muffled "hey !" in the distance
>>5570963
You ever fucking think some of those chair hits are real, sometimes?
Sweet dreams, man
>>5570994
the "hey!" is easily the best part of the video
>>5570963
Goodnight.
OK who's the best pet and why is it Geo
>>5570821
god i miss this show
>>5571025
So when's the Pet's Day Out episode?
>still no /tlhg/ sings the Loud House theme song.
>>5571038
Season 2 baabbyyyyy
Lincoln no! don't look there, you'll go to jail!
>>5570469
>>5571046
damn that actually sounds like it could be funny
>all the spic accents we'd get in the completed version
>>5571061
Een dah lowd housse
>>5571046
I'd totally be down for that. Always sounded like it would be pretty fun.
>>5571059
Is it happening?
>>5571046
>tfw no mic
I'd be fucking down too
>>5571061
I would just sing the latin version. it's sexier.
>>5571046
PING PONG BALLS
>leni punched a four-year-old hard enough to give her a black eye
>>5569851
>>5570008
>>5570307
>>5570493
>>5570556
>>5570762
That's it for now, got to help with Sunday School in the morning. Will finish in the afternoon, or Monday if I get dragged away.
>>5571143
She's retarded, anon. She doesn't know any better.
>>5571143
Leni is a ticking time bomb
Ready to burst
No one will be spared
>>5571143
rules of nature.
>>5571143
She has retard strength.
>>5571087
Apparently you have to put some effort into it if you want it to look decent.
>Lola will never be monarch of the world
>you will never be her loyal assistant
>she will never force you to give her massages, be used as her personal foot rest, do her laundry, and wipe her ass
>still no Linclone r34
>>5571317
That's one rare bean you got there.
>luan will never show you her nipples. you know, as a prank
>tfw can't buy All Dressed Lays here
would you support Lori's acting career?
>yfw Lucy has this as her DP
>>5571419
I've never heard of that type until now.
>>5571423
I'm watching Letterkenny, so they've come up, and I want to try 'em.
Not enough to import:em though.
blah blah blah drawing cookies :p
>>5571452
Stop posting here, Lucy
>>5571468
>eated
>>5571434
Where the hell are you from?
>>5571493
America, why?
>>5571422
>>5571468
>tfw seeing these after all these years
Fucking MySpace
Post yfw Luan probably has footage of all of her sisters in the shower like she does of Lincoln.
>>5570717
This is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72aLUzHxnHM
>>5571370
>a deal is a deal
>>5571498
You must live in the Bumfuck South, then. I've seen All Dressed Lays in stores, but that's probably because I'm in Michigan
>>5571526
I want an edit of that with Luan now.
>>5571325
now there is
>>5571526
>>5571527
>Michigan
You mean Canada's ballsack?
Yeah of course you guys have 'em, they just toss 'em over the fence for you.
We here in Oregon have to make due.
>>5571551
W E W
>>5571515
>>5571561
>You mean Canada's ballsack?
Fuck you I kek'd. Being a ballsack has it's perks. Don't be jealous, m8.
>We here in Oregon have to make due.
Like what? Other than coffee, that is.
>>5571602
It's all kale and granola now.
We've gone completely over to the hipsters, it's awful.
What would each Loud's class be?
Lucy is definitely a dark mage.
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
Is she Succuleni or Lenibus? Who knows. Who cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n387CprAQo0
>>5571661
Damn nigger you're getting later and later with this
Hey is it okay if I don't update tonight? I know it's one of my update nights and I'm sorry that I can't deliver tonight.
I'm kind of running into some problems with "I Don't Need Relationships" and I'm thinking that maybe it'd be for the best if I take tonight off and do some brainstorming to figure out where the story stands and where I want to take it tomorrow.
I feel bad for not being able to write an update for you guys, but I'm just struggling right now.
>>5571685
I think we'll survive
>>5571685
Don't worry about it m8, nothing good comes from forcing yourself to write
I'm drunk and writing this http://pastebin.com/YuMfTEsq it's funny to me. Inspired by some posts a few weeks ago about every sister wanting to fuck Lincoln.
Adding Leni next.
>>5571669
>>5571669
>>5571702
Just gonna say I'm also slow as fuck with updates. So take that as you will.
>>5571669
Damn
SuccuLeni sure was a popular roll yesterday. weird
Noice pix
>>5571669
>Lenicubus
>>5571669
Lewd Leni the best Leni
>>5571761
an obliviously innocent lewd leni is the best leni
>>5570712
Depends on whether she feels bad about it or not.
If she does and wants another chance, I'd give her one - just one - but it would mean no more concerts or drinking PERIOD or else she's done and gone. The baby would be put up for adoption since we wouldn't know who the father was.
If she didn't feel bad about what happened, I'd simply divorce her and forget she ever existed afterwards.
>>5571656
Lori - General
Leni - Maid
Luna - Lancer
Luan - Adventurer
Lynn - Fighter
Lincoln - Strategist
Lucy - Dark Mage
Lana - Wyvern Rider
Lola - Sorcerer
Lisa - Strategist
Lily - Berserker
>>5572092
>but it would mean no more concerts or drinking PERIOD or else she's done and gone.
Goddamn, FOREVER or a few years?
>>5572092
Also, if the child ended up being mine, we'd keep it, but still no more drinking or concerts. If I have to grow up and get a job, so does she.
>>5572130
As in period. Forever. No more whatsoever. And no more parties either, unless they're with family.
Which sisters would you like to see dress up as other sisters?
I want to see Lori dressed as Lana and Lisa.
>>5572151
Jesus, man. I don't think you're the type she'll get with, anyway
>>5572181
All of them as Lucy
>>5572203
Then she shouldn't have put herself in that position in the first place.
>>5571325
>>5572292
I want Lincoln to fuck the shit out of Linclone!
>>5572402
Wouldn't that be counterproductive though? He'd be fucking him where he shits from
And done
>>5572620
>>5572620
cute
>>5572623
>>5572628
>>5570712
Toss her out on the street instead of risking being a cuck raising Lincoln's son
>>5572623
The broken heart clip is a nice touch
>>5572635
That is one cute ass looking Cookie.
>>5569404
I wouldn't be surprised, considering he talks about shitposting all the time.
>>5572628
>Ronnie Anne has pet Cactuar's
>Christina had Tonberry's at her command
Wait, huh?
would you buy them?
>>5572676
Did Luan's popularity really drop so much from the start?
And it's crazy how much Luna's rose.
I thought the main two at the start were Leni and Luan
>>5572688
>I thought the main two at the start were Leni and Luan
They definitely were. Now Lynn seems to have replaced Luan
>>5572669
it coincides with another work of art im doing. random as hell plot
>>5572688
You'd be surprised how much one bad episode can change the views on a TV show character.
>>5572704
It's good stuff, man. Incidentally, I'm playing some FF right now.
>>5572716
thanks, well i need to sleep, ngiht TLHG
>>5572716
Which one?
>>5572743
Sweet dreams, dude
>>5569867
>threesome fic
>is actually a ntr fic
Savino has run out of ideas, pitch him an idea for an episode to keep the show going
What shows are you keeping up with. Cartoons, anime, live-action whatever
I just watch cartoons mainly, and just one or two anime a season. It's a dead time for cartoons. I hope Voltron comes back in November.
>>5572876
Lori runs for a "Prom Queen" type of award up against Carol, her siblings help campaign to get people to vote for her.
>>5572816
Cool. I'm playing a FF game myself - XII. It's my favorite one.
>>5572885
I'm obviously following TLH, however this week Arrow and Flash start up again, so that'll stave off my inevitable suicide for a while.
What's the name of the show again?
>>5572688
No one liked Luan from the start other then alt rightists who self inserted into her, desperate for a good non leftist comedian
>>5572885
The Loud House
Star vs
South Park
Red Dwarf season 11
RWBY
I mainly just play vidya
>>5572885
Other than TLH its Star Vs, South Park, and Atlanta (FX).
>>5572885
I want to fuck Marco so fucking hard
>>5572922
>Red Dwarf
>>5572920
>that episode where Luan became a tree-hugging activist after spending 10 minutes watching TV
I feel sorry about /pol/ shitposters, but they bet on the wrong horse.
If there's one leftist in the Loud house, it's Luan.
>>5572911
>>5572943
>XII
Yes. Do that shit.
>>5572945
>that episode where it was a dream caused by actual brain damage
Nah
>>5572885
Loud House
South Park
Mr Robot
Its Always Sunny
Brooklyn Nine Nine
GoT
>>5572885
>can't watch other cartoons because of college
>barely can keep up with the show itself
just fucking kill me
>>5572960
The entire Ivalice series is great, I'm just missing XII now. I think I will jump into it soon.
>>5572980
Are you that guy who has to go into a ball just to browse /tlhg/?
>>5572885
RWBY (considered writing for them prior to coming here)
Star vs. but holy shit is season two bad
>>5572984
It's a fun game - you should give it a try.
>>5573028
Star VS. was never that very good. Only about 30% of episodes in season 1 were great while the rest were either mediocre or pretty boring.
>>5572650
Would you say she's good enough to eat?
>>5573028
I still don't get how people can say that when Season Two is easily better than Season One.
>>5572876
Family is looking through baby pictures, Lincoln gets scared because there's no baby pictures of him. Luan hid them as a prank but she didn't expect Lincoln to take it as bad as he did. Now the episode is her having a crisis wanting to admit her mistake but not look like the bad guy. Have her stare at the bidding spot as its making her crazy.
>>5573048
I won't go that far. 1/3 episodes in season one were fulliery and just didn't engage me, 1/3 were fulliery but also pretty awesome (Banamagic Incident), and another 1/3 were good quality episodes.
If you look at the staff credits, Star vs. had multiple directors. I don't know much about the animation industry, but I will say that I prefer knowing the Savino is at the helm of every episode of Loud House.
>>5569785
Reminder that TV Tropes acknowledges the existence of Itty Bitty Bobby on the Humiliation Conga Line page.
>>5573090
As far as multiple directors, that might be more a symptom of being a Disney property than the show itself. Nick and CN shows have slightly better creator control, for better or worse, though not by much.
>>5573090
>Banamagic Incident
>Pretty awesome
What? That might've been the worse episode in the series
>>5573147
It was pretty great for the aftermath in the threads, I'll give it that much.
>>5573117
Huh, that's kind of cool some actually took the time to write that.
>>5571147
adorable story so far man, my pic doesnt do it justice. Cant wait for more
>>5573117
>TV Tropes is making fun of his penis
>tfw /tlhg/ made Bobby have a big spicdick
Are we fucking gay or something?
>>5573238
What? The writer of the original story is from /tlhg/, someone just posted about it on TV Tropes.
But yeah, /tlhg/ is pretty gay either way.
>>5573238
The fic they're referencing came from /tlhg/, only fags give him a big dick
We need more dabbing Louds.
>>5573117
Have they put LIABS on their recommended fanfics page, yet?
>>5573272
I just checked it. There's only five fics, and it looks like it hasn't been updated in a while because they say Live House is ongoing despite being finished for almost a month now.
>>5572970
Really makes the old synapses reach action potential.
>>5569785
Thats not what an expy is you you
>>5573117
>references to canon incest and pedophilia in media are removed from tv tropes
>but this is okay
Moralfags everyone
>>5570712
Gee, there's a miserable outcome no matter what.
>>5573238
We just want Lori to be happy
>Wake up.
>Check fics.
>Luna Goes 4loko 2loko.
Don't drink, kids.
>>5573332
Well, don't quit your day job, then.
>>5570712
I'd ask her if this was the only time this happened or if there's been other guys. Regardless of the answer I'd tell her outright I want a dna test on the baby. If it's mine I'll stay for the kid otherwise I'm divorcing her.
>>5573362
Last night was something else, drunk writers and memes everywhere
>>5573362
We've already come to the conclusion that it's a bad idea for /tlhg/ to drink at all. There was a good hour of people talking about wanting to kill themselves.
>>5569867
Well that sucked. Hope it was worth all the effort, Lynnfags.
>>5573401
That's fucking every night, though
>>5573362
That's what you get for not updating Dire Dilemma, cuck
I want to get zoned by Leni!
>>5573362
>Luna Goes 4loko 2
i need a link now, i've been waiting for this
>>5573401
I didn't come to that conclusion at all I saw like one guy mentioned he drank and regretted it. Otherwise it seemed like it was just the normal whoa is me bs that happens.
>works 17 jobs
>has a piece of shit beater car you can hear before you can see it
>cares more about the pwtty feelings of one of his family members than his love interest
Bobby really is a Mexican
>>5573472
I know, isn't he literally the best?
I want to drink the sweet, thick, creamy, ambrosia that flows out of Leni's nipples.
>>5569540
You can get that with mixing Rumchata with Root beer. Specific root beer, like A&W or Barqs
>>5573464
>I saw one guy mentioned he drank and regretted it
Surprisingly, I'm not even hungover.
>>5573472
He's a true Human Bean
>>5573508
I like the lovingly direction that I feel like I'm getting.
>>5570712
Be disappointed, but do our best to take care of the child, and go with her on all her concerts from than on
>>5573511
Girls don't lactate out of there nipples until after they give birth. I mean there might be some rare conditions but normally they don't. So you need to knock Leni up first anon.
>>5573558
>but do our best to take care of the child
Fucking cuck
Again with the ending.
I don't like the close.
It feels strange in rhyme
And if feels odd in prose.
But my babe fic is done.
Go on, give it a read.
You know that you want
To see Lincoln's hot seed
Spill into the baby
In poetic verse.
Though compared to the rest,
It's really quite terse.
http://pastebin.com/5ngMyhhX
>>5573508
it's great, as always moon
>>5573567
>So you need to knock Leni up first anon.
Not him, but that wouldn't be a problem tb h
>>5573558
>go with her on all concerts
But anon, you have a job. You can't possibly go with her to every concert. Your whole relationship was built on trust that she wouldn't just hop on whatever stranger looked her way while you were gone, and she completely destroyed that.
>>5573596
Than you play the waiting game anon.Also you need to convince her to use formula so that breast milk is yours. This may be more challenging than you think I mean her motherly instincts will kick in her sisters will encourage her to do right by the baby and your fatherly instincts might kick in.
>>5573567
They can lactate before they give birth. I'd probably wait until she was a few months along and then "accidentally" cause a miscarriage, so I could have her milk all to myself.
>Anon, will you buy me that new amp I want? I know it's $2000 but I'd really appreciate it.
>>5573662
get a job you whore
>>5573662
>"Sure. I'll pick up some lube too while I'm out."
>>5573662
You know I don't have that kind of money, Luna. Why don't you go ask that guy you keep texting when we're alone?
>Lincoln was not unaccustomed to defying orders.
>A flashlight under the blanket let him read comics long past bedtime and lights out.
>On more than one occasion, he had gone out to play with Clyde when he was grounded, and made it home without getting caught.
>But he had never really felt guilty about doing things like that before, not like now.
>Lincoln couldn’t rationalize his actions away this time, as he trundled through knee-high snow to make his appointment.
>For years, valentines day had just been a cold and dreary mid-February day like any other that was going to end with a comic book and some hot chocolate. But this time it was different, despite Lincoln technically being single again. The box of chocolates tucked into his coat poked his ribs like a constant reminder of a weight that he had not yet dropped from his shoulders.
>He had snuck out of school during lunch, as he knew the trip to the local highschool would be arduous in this winter weather.
>Even with the busses moving at half-speed, he had to walk several blocks before the large and sprawling building came into view.
>A quick check of his phone confirmed that class was about to end for the teenagers.
>Lincoln had the whole thing planned out in his head: First he would catch Carol leaving the school, and give her the box of chocolates. Inside was a letter the poor child had laboured over ever since new years, and a part of the boy hoped desperately just giving it to his older lover and trusting her to read it would be closure enough for him.
>Once that was done, he would catch Lori and his older sisters as they headed home, and get a lift with them. If they questioned why he was at their school, he would not lie. Any punishment he got for defying Lori’s demand to avoid Carol Pingrey would be worth it.
>Sadly for the child, his plan fell apart as soon as the first wave of highschool students came out the doors into the cold wind, and Lincoln saw a sight he could never have predicted.
>>5573547
Heh, glad to hear it. I wanted it to come across that they've kind of hooked up, but I feel that in my drunken state, I didn't explain it well enough.
>>5573595
Y-You too anon.
>>5573684
>That was Carol Pingrey’s coat.
>That was Carol Pingrey’s hair, poking out from under a cute little hat appropriate for the temperature.
>That was Carol Pingrey, the only woman in Lincoln’s world.
>But who was that walking with her, arm in arm?
>he was a head taller than her, and seemed to be looking anywhere but at her as he spoke boisterously and waved his one free arm for emphasis of whatever he was going on about.
>Carol wasn’t looking at him, either. Her eyes were either straight ahead or slightly shifted down to watch where her feet were going.
>Lincoln was shocked, his stomach suddenly twisted and burned inside him.
>The young boy was too afraid to approach Carol now, and instead pulled his toque down to hide his features as he tried to watch the two teenagers walk.
>Carol’s radiance and the man’s unwelcome presence made the duo stand out amongst the throng of young couples leaving the highschool to start their amateurish Valentines day dates.
>Lincoln kept pace with them from across the street, watching the boy awkwardly fill the silence between them while Carol smiled and nodded like a pretty brick wall.
>The young boy couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Why was she with him at all? There was no smile on her face, no sparkle in her eyes…what did she think this guy could do for her that he couldn’t?
>Be with her in public, for one thing. Carol and this guy didn’t turn a single head with judgemental remarks or sneers of distaste. To the world ignorant of their emotions, these two teenagers seemed like a perfectly acceptable couple.
>It was hard to gauge how far away they had walked from the school, as the snow picked up and visibility got even worse.
>A deep sense of dread washed over Lincoln at the thought of losing sight of Carol with this guy. The young boy took a stupid risk, and stepped off the sidewalk and began to cross the road diagonally, so he would wind up ahead of them.
>>5573684
>Carol
Noice
>>5573697
>With his eyes covered by his hat, and the wind muffling sound, Lincoln was suffering from tunnel-vision as he rushed blindly to his destination.
>In his blindness, Lincoln did not see the the headlights that almost snapped into existence as the truck came close to making the sole male Loud into a snowy smear.
>The panicked honk of a horn got the attention of everyone nearby, as Lincoln finally became aware of the threat to his life, barely started.
>An arm snapped out, and gripped him by the hood.
>Lincoln felt himself lift off the ground, and fly through the air into a snowbank separating the sidewalk from the street.
>Murmurs and gasps filled the air as people breathed sighs of relief that no child had to die today.
>Lincoln, meanwhile, was brushing snow out of his face and coat as his hood and hat had gone askew during the impact.
>When he opened his eyes, however, his vision was dominated with the worried and blushing face of Carol Pingrey.
>”Are you alright…kid?” Carol asked awkwardly, eyes shifting from the young boy to the older one nearby, who was scratching his head in bewilderment.
>”Damn babe, didn’t think you could run like that!” The teenage boy exclaimed pointlessly, his own head on a swivel as he scanned the crowd staring at him with the highschool idol.
>Lincoln couldn’t say anything, hot tears rolled down his cheeks and stung his frostbitten face.
>The young boy fumbled with his coat to open it as quickly as he could, before Carol could get back up and expose him to the world.
>Carol eyed Lincoln expectantly, amazed to run into him again despite the horrible breakup they had been pressed into.
>>5573662
You better be willing to do the Dirty Sanchez for that, bitch
>>5573662
Ahaha, yeah, $2000?
Hell no.
>>5573708
>Lincoln could not stop himself from crying as he pulled out the box of chocolates, and saw that it had been crumpled in the landing.
>Carol could not stop herself from crying as Lincoln handed her the box anyway, happiness overwhelming her that the person she truly wanted to spend valentines day with had risked so much to make it happen.
>A quick kiss on the nose was Lincolns only reward, as Carol stuffed the chocolates in her own coat and stood back up.
>”Well uhh…you seem fine, kid. Just…get home safe, okay?” Carol spoke aloud in as even a tone she could manage.
>The teenage boy took the chance to snake his arm around hers again, and attempted to resume his boring story as the two teenagers left Lincoln in the snowbank, as more white powder slowly layered upon him.
http://pastebin.com/VitufVyJ
Just wanted to write again, college and girls @ college have been keeping me busy. Sorry folks.
>>5573691
Have a little more confidence in your work, even while drunk you can set up a story like a champ.
I just wish you didn't flake out, and hope you're going to continue the story.
>>5573582
Another great read, Soos. You sick, rhythm bastard.
How come you put these in private mode?
>>5573712
Stop posting this fat abomination
>>5573662
give me those panties you are wearing and your boots I'll buy you a new fucking guitar with it
>>5573691
it was shit, moon.
go back to cuck stories, it's what you're good at.
>>5573724
Some writers make their lewds unlisted out of fear of thought crimes. The internet may not be over, but that is somewhat a legitimate concern now
>>5573745
This.
>>5573724
Too many people
I know in real life
Know my Soos handle.
This cuts down on strife.
>>5573714
Please, it's too early for these compliments.
I am going to continue it, tonight even.
>>5573745
>>5573758
Oh you guys. You either complain I'm doing them or complain when I don't.
>>5573713
Glad to see more of this, and bittersweet too. Also good to hear you're putting yourself out there
>>5573734
>>5573791
I really like the idea of being able to go back to my finished stories and tack on extra little things.
Like this doesn't really take away from anything already established, and...idk, I hope people like it.
>>5573790
do clucy already, you've taken so long to do that thing you said you'd do in the vents.
>>5573754
Shit, this reminds me. All but Part 1 of Baby Slut is STILL deleted. Is anyone going to put them back up?
>>5573771
You actually told people IRL your handle? You absolute madman
>>5573790
I'm not really liking it. I'd rather you go back to cuckoldry.
What if Lucy was a yandere?
Got the idea from last night's thread.
>The knocking on Lori's door distracted her from texting Bobby. Sighing, she asked "Whaaat?" in an unexcited tone
>Suddently, all on her sibling opened the door and barged into her room with incredibly happy faces. They all jumped onto her bed, much to the dismay and surprise of their oldest sister
>"W-what are you guys-"
>Lincoln pulled a small, wrapped package from seemingly out of nowhere "Surprise!"
>Lori looked down at the gift in confusion "What's this? And what's the occasion?"
>Leni was about to answer in earnest, but Lynn slapped a hand over her mouth and answered in her place "We just thought you deserved a little something for helping us out."
>The group of siblings all nodded in agreement
>"What!?" Lori responsed humbly "Come on. I don't do that much."
>Suddently, the group started talking over one another with example after example of her dedication to her to them
>"You showed up to ALL my soccer games!"
>"You stayed home with me when I was sick!"
>"You drive me to the mall, like, everyday!"
>"You always play with us!"
>Lori looked down at their praise in jest "Really. It's not that big of a deal-"
>"Come on, dude! Just open the present!"
>With a subtle grin she obliged, slowly pulling the wrapping on the box back. To Lori utter astonishment, the small package was clearly from a jewelry store "You guys didn't..." She opened the box to reveal a silver necklace with a heart-shaped charm at the end. It was blank on the front, but flipping it over to the back showed that it had the first names of all her little siblings craved inside. Lori clutched the present in her fist "...I don't know what to say. Thank you..."
>Immediately, they all piled Lori in for a group hug. Lincoln answered for everyone "We love you, Lori. Thanks for everything."
>'Hi Bobo Bear :3'
>'Sup babe.'
>'Look at what the little guys got me!'
>'OMFG! Is that supposed to your mother's day present!?'
>'...it's mother's day?'
I'm hoping to work more on love letters, but does anyone have any input or whatever I should hear before leaving for work?
>ill show you my naughty-hole if you take me shopping
which content creators are the best and which are the worst?
>tfw sometimes get Lucy and Lisa's names mixed
>>5573990
What do I have to do to get to touch your naughty hole?
>>5574019
The best content creators are the ones in a relationship
>>5574019
me
me
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>>5574067
I'll gladly pony up a (You) if it means a steady supply of drunk Luaa hijinks.
>>5574019
>best
i don't know
>worst
me
>>5574067
didn't you already post this, though?
>>5573959
This honestly warmed, and broke my heart a little bit.
What about Rita?
>>5573990
alright, let's see it
>>5573713
>gundamguys output has slowed to a crawl since meeting a girl
FUCKING WHORES
>>5574064
>in a relationship
What did he mean by this?
>>5574064
;_;
>>5574064
>>5574067
Fucking CHRIST, anon, it's too early for this shit.
My only hate is that you didn't use the proper tm. If you're going to do this with so much effort, go the X-TRA Mile™
11/10, would buy NEW 4LOKO™ WATERMELON SMUG™ from this ad.
>>5574067
(Tu)
>>5574184
Now that AG is taken care of, when are you gonna confess to MIC?
>>5574221
But anon, MIC has that anon he fucked last night. It just won't happen.
>>5574128
>Rita didn't get anything. She sat in her room, waiting all day for the kids to come in and do something special like they usually did every year, but instead it was just Lori coming in to say she loved her
>Later in the night, sobbing from downstairs could easily be heard. Lori, the inquisitive and overprotective type, was corrious to find the source. It was her mother bawling her eyes out in the kitchen. It was clear to see she didn't have as good of a day as her oldest child. Lori snuck up behind her, placing a hand on here shoulder "It's okay, mom."
>"No it isn't, honey! They hate me!"
>"Nooooo. No, don't say that..." Lori failed to think of any further arguement, because her mother was right
>The next morning, Rita woke up to see a silver necklace on her bedside table
What if Luna converted to a fundamentalist Christian denomination out of the blue, and she kept pressuring you to convert even though you didn't really care about that sort of thing?
>>5574261
WF did a collab with AGTG, which is pretty much sex, but AG made him his, you can make MIC yours
Wow, these acronyms are getting ridiculous. Now that I look at it, maybe this shipping thing is too
>>5574311
I'd ask if that meant more anal sex from her, and would weigh my options depending on her answer!
>Anon, will you take me to the new Edwin movie? It's rated R, I need an adult to get me in.
Candlejack.
>>5574345
What are you talking abo
>>5574333
Will you pay me with spooky cunny?
>>5574338
>said things I didn't mean to say
More like said things you wanted to say, being drunk just helped. Its okay, you're among strangers
Next thread: >>5573954
>>5574345
You can't just say Candlejack, Leni. You've got to ha
>>5574345
SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK IS CANDLEJACK YOU GUYS ARE ACTING SO STU
>>5570121
Alright *proceeds to go to bed with Luan*
Are we having a Lolabomb now?
Lola vs. Lana for the last pic.
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
>>5574505
Nice decision.
>>5574711
HOLY FUCK