Zootopia General: Totally not a Frozen reference Edition Pa

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I want to screw the ewe

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Last TT was pretty good, wasn't it?

>>5563207

heresy can only draw happy women if they're actively being lesbians, huh?

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>>5563207
I felt all but Cyberpunk were great, but probably because I hate cyberpunk.

>>5563207
Da.

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>>5563207
I'm glad the heresy is already labeled, else wise I might have had to smite a bitch.

>>5563269
>someone saved my gif
ayyy

>>5563207
Them hips on Honey... UMF.

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I want to breed Belle Hackles.

>>5563207

Yeah Anon, it was pretty good.

1/3

So you want to know the story of how it happened, huh? Are you sure? It's... a hard story to tell, but I guess if anyone's got the right to know, it's you.
Here goes.

>be me
>slick Nick, the con-fox
>never let them see that they get to you
>everything under control, the marks wrapped around my pinkie
>rolling in the dough
>life... isn't bad, for a fox
>then everything is turned completely upside down by this amazing bunny cop
>we go on this crazy adventure, like something out of a novel
>fights, spy stuff, a surprise twist villain, escaping through a pipe, falling down a huge waterfall
>the works
>she saved my life
>I saved hers
>we both literally lost count
>I never expected her to make me feel... the way I felt
>so now my priorities are all screwed up
>nothing makes sense anymore
>except Carrots
>and that I want to be with her
>so I became a cop - me, Nick, the fox so slick he'd slide uphill
>I became a cop for her
>and life was really, really good with her

>>5563320

2/3

>we'd been together for a while
>it was spring
>the flowers were blooming, the trees were budding out, love was in the air
>you know the drill, all that sappy stuff
>my Carrots... she'd been super-lovey for a couple weeks now
>rabbits don't have annual cycles like some mammals
>but the mood... the scents... they were still affecting her
>and one night, after dinner, she brings up the subject we'd been avoiding
>kits
>her kits. Hers and mine
>oh Heaven, it was so goddamn hard
>she wanted them so badly - and wanted them to be mine
>but...
>wrong species, you know?
>there's some things you just can't be... no matter how much you want to
>and I couldn't help her become a mom
>so I said some stupid things... it doesn't even matter what, now
>I did that stupid, STUPID thing where I get all snarky when I'm defen...
>when I'm scared
>I was terrified out of my mind, and my tongue got away from me
>and it turned into this huge fight
>and it really hurt
>so I did what I do best
>I ran away
>I ran like a coward and left her there
>it was days before I got the ball- courage to go back
>I knew something was seriously wrong the instant I laid eyes on her
>she's crying, and tells me she's made a huge mistake
>and I know - I just know, way down in my gut, that nothing's ever going to be the same again
>so she tells me
>she'd cheated on me. with another rabbit
>and she's pretty sure she's got his kits
>it was just this stupid thing, she tells me. a fling, a one-night stand
>it didn't MEAN anything, not like we had
>she just wanted kits so bad

>>5563320
I now know AM's level of hate.

For you.

>>5563348

3/3

>you know the expression 'blinding rage'?
>I'd... never really understood what it meant
>not until then
>but she's standing there, crying up at me, and gestures to her stomach
>where the kits were, you know?
>and something in me just... broke
>I just focused way down, tight in on her stomach
>I couldn't see anything else
>they weren't mine, went roaring through my head
>and I... I hit her
>I hit her real hard. I couldn't control it at all
>Judy... she was so tough! she worked so hard all through Academy, and came out so incredibly strong
>she could carry ME, for cheese's sake!
>but she... she trusted me, and she wasn't expecting it
>and... oh Heaven...
>I heard something crunch inside her
>and she just drops, right there
>she's holding her stomach, and her breathing's not RIGHT
>and I'm completely freaking out
>I... arranged the scene. I set things up
>a chair. a hammer and nails. pictures off the walls
>and I call it in... and I say I found her like that
>I don't know what happened
>and the ambulance takes her away, and the other cops ask me a bunch of questions
>but I'm Slick Nick. I know how to lie
>besides, they all knew how much I loved her
>and I was one of them
>they're all cops, and they knew to be thorough. I mean, we'd all been on domestic calls
>but I'd set things up, and I knew the cops, and I knew how to lie
>they wouldn't let me see her
>not for hours
>wouldn't tell me what was going on, how she was doing
>not knowing was KILLING me
>I got her flowers. from the gift shop, you know?
>stupid, overpriced things
>but I got them, and I tried to eat something, and I waited
>they finally tell me I can see her
>I'm out of there like a shot
>they've got her in what they call a Recovery room, which is a good sign
>I mean, things could still go bad... worse, you know? but a Recovery room sounds hopeful
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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CHUBBY
BUNNY
CHEEKS

>>5563353
He sure is a big guy

>>5563392
AM anon, not Bane.

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>>5563425

To be fair, Bane has no mouth. The question is whether he must scream.

>>5563482
Depends. Is there icecream present?

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>>5563369
hahaha

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>>5563207
yeah

>>5563646
and then skye dies

>>5563567
Anon, that's not Discord.

That's chair.

>>5563693
And that's why Savage killed a city: blueballs

>>5563697
>back to >>>c/hair

>>5563719
Now he lives to cuck everything that moves.

>>5563207
No

>>5563693
When SiD comic?

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>>5563567

Shhh! She'll HEAR you, Anon!

>>5563778
Actually, Jack's madness split him into many Jacks:
Jack the cucker
Jack the gay drug addled slut
Jack the perfectly respectable agent
Jack who replaced Judy
Jack who replaced Nick
Jack in a relationship with Mrs. Wilde
Jack the movie star
Jack the not as smoothed as advertised.

None now know which is the original.

>>5563858
... this is his... their story.

>>5563858
>Jack the gay drug addled slut
best jack imo

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>>5563858

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>>5562940
>>5562954
>>5562973

>>5563905
Oh yeah. 10/10 would knot any day and twice on sunday.

>>5563933
If they ever pull themselves together, trying to reintegrate all those different personalities will be...not be pretty.

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>>5563952
>bunny reaches orgasm from bunny ear touches
Please, this is my fetish

>>5563567
I still don't get this meme, dispite the numerous times I've seen it posted around in the past year or so.
Would someone explain where this image comes from?

>>5563952
I can stop if she wants.

Maybe we can go for a quick dip?
Not all cats hate water.

>>5564024
Reverse image search it.

>>5564024
During an argument in Boondocks, Riley threw a chair into the audience, but it landed very far away.

After everyone stopped to look at it, they started beating the shit out of each other.

>>5564024
The Boondocks.

Basically, the theory is that if you throw a chair, even if it doesn't hit anyone, will cause a riot to break out.

Convenient if you want to make a distraction by causing people around you to go apeshit about something.

>>5564024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ivCDphlLuA

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>>5564039
Oh, now it makes sense now

>>5563982
Well. I'll just have to write more gay Savage, then.

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>>5564113
idk yo

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>>5564113
>reverse image searching a thumbnail

why.

>>5564113
>>5564175

The filenames. It's including them in the search.

So if you didn't already know the meme was from the Boondocks and the filename was some random alphanumeric, as is so often the case on chans and other imageboards, you'd have no way of finding the origin.

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trying to revive a disney board if anyone's interested in another place to post
8ch dot net/dis

>>5564274
>cancerchan

Back to discord with ye.

>>5563809
just after JiD it seems, that or a continuation of Water Under the Bridge, iirc.

>>5564300
>le discord boogeyman meme
I thought we agreed to leave it in the last thread

>>5564162
All I've got to offer in return is my thanks and blowjobs.

>>5564338
You just made up people agreeing to leave it in the last thread, didn't you?

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>>5564274
>8ch

>>5564341

But Anon... aren't those the same things?

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>>5564379
Hm

>>5564274
>another place to post
I promised myself not to bring my anger into the next thread, and yet here you are, fueling it

>>5564402
That's your own post, isn't it?

>>5563779
>She told Violet about her fights with Nick, his questions to her about her thoughts of him...
>...about their sordid relationship
>Sordid
God damn it Judy, not this again. Well, here we go.

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>>5564141
some folk are born, born to wve the flag. They've got cloven hooves
but when the taxmammal comes on through the door, man their house lookn' like a rummage sale all yeah

I don't know the song very well

>>5564402
>Objective failed

>>5564396
Don't be silly, thanks is swallowing.

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>>5564300
No clue about this
>>5564395
I dun even know much about 8ch, just took over an abandoned disney board because I was looking for a disney board.

>>5564433
No, as the autistic person capped, I can assure you that >>5564402 is not me, >>5564432 is.

>>5564453
Violet's going to help her 'wash the dirt off'

>>5564495
Ah.

And you say you're both from the discord?

>>5564466

My mistake!
...I've been doing it all wrong, then.

>>5564504
Nah, Violet enjoys the dirt. She is going to steal the fox for herself.

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>>5564559
Violet's no carnivore

But she does want to steal the fox's prey.

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>>5564145
>Nick's hands

>>5564463
good work anon

>>5564300
>8ch
>discord
Are you high?

Anyone want me to finish off that Violet acting as a relationship counselor story?

>>5564504
>"Nick I'm sorry. It's just...I feel dirty after we fuck. I needed something to cleanse me."
>"So you cheated on me. With who? Jack?"
>"No, my big sister, Violet."
>"...Judy, being the kindly fox I am, I'm willing to forgive you. But only if you record it next time."
>"Next time? Nick, I never want to cheat on you again!"
>"Do you want me to forgive you, or not. Because you're making really hard right now."

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I had a shitty fucking day today and need to unwind and relax.

Post your favorite comfy comic please.

>>5564641
making this really hard?
making him really hard?
we'll never know :V

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>>5564581
>hands

>>5564581

Alternate filename:
when they hit the prostate.gif

>>5564630
I asked for it, so yes. I like how it is going so far. Curious to see how it ends.

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>>5564666
Here you go Satan

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>>5564666
4(you) Satan!

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>>5564036
Whoa now

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>>5564666
>Post your favorite comfy comic please.

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>>5564666
>>5564699

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>>5564666
By your command, Satan.

>>5564676
Little of colum a, little of colum b.

Whole lotof colum d.

>>5564453
Ah! Good catch. That was referencing Nick accusing her of feeling ashamed of him. Not her own actual thoughts on the matter.

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>>5564666

Certainly, Satan.

>>5564702
OH SWEET WE CAN HAVE A SPLASH FIGHT!

CANNONBALL!

>>5564666
>artist of Judy is Dead

Knowing Mead this is the morning before Judy died

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>>5564666

>>5564774
Yeah, feel the same after Morning Glory. Every comic has to be "judy is ded nike is sad pls i didnt pull this already 30 times".

>>5564774
wow that is a really funny joke anon. no one's ever made it before
he makes sad stuff now so all the stuff he made before definitely are sad too

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>>5564463
very nice anon-chan

>>5564539
I am 'sort of' on the discord. I go there to occasionally, but I fucking hate it and would much rather that this discussion could have remained on the older thread where it would have died out

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>>5564666
of course Satan

>>5564702
The skunk is the only attractive one out of the three

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>>5564948
>>5564785
>>5564774
>>5564753
>>5564724
>>5564718
>>5564716
>>5564701
>>5564699
>>5564696

Dam son, thanks for all the comics and the (You)s. You guys are A-OK in my book.

>>5564728
That makes a little more sense but the wording is still awkward. Maybe shy or something would be better, explain that it is Judy feeling this way.

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>>5564949
None of them were really meant to be attractive.

Percy's a bug-eyed little tube dude who always looks like he's having a breakdown.

Max is pudgy, has a huge nose and an unpleasant expression 24/7.

Hugh is an arguable case for attractiveness, but he's also a fucking skunk, so by default he'd be a repellent. As is his taste in music.

>Japan Moot has made it so 4chan pass users get a fucking signature that says how long they've had 4chan passes now

Oh god. This is far too awful for words

>>5565076
We should all move to discord.

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>>5565092
wew lad

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>>5565002
oooh, have this one also.

>>5565076
I don't see much of a downside, it just outs idiots paying for 4chan access as being long-term idiots.

>>5565074
>Max is pudgy, has a huge nose and an unpleasant expression 24/7.
sounds pretty cute tbqh

I'm still rooting for her to find love with the cougar.

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>>5565139
it's more annoying than fortunes, though.

i wonder how long it will take for it to turn to that, though.

>>5565139
It's going to bring on another wave of SIGNATURE POSTING like back in the days of Lanced Jack and Taiga

Except 4chan's staff are shitty enough now that they might not stomp it out.

>>5564785
>They're all nighthowlers

>>5565180
Holy shit.

I forgot those people existed. Oh no...

>>5565252
If this isn't gone by tomorrow I hope you'll be looking forward to a month of posts that end like this

*x*The world needs to change. You can't expect it to change on it's own. Be part of the solution! Join the US MARINES*x*

>>5565252
Yeah, being on a nameless enforced board has made me much more happy than I used to be when it comes to posting on a general

>>5565074
>Max is pudgy, has a huge nose and an unpleasant expression 24/7.

That legit sounds adorable.

A pudgy lil grump to fluster with compliments and unexpected romance.

>>5564666
https://e621.net/pool/show/8423

>>5565118
Cheers anon

>>5565171
This cant be real

>The next day, Violet told Judy that she should bring Nick over after work
>Judy agreed, told Violet that her shift ended at 5:00, and let her know to be ready when they came around
>And so, the day began just like the previous. A tense silence coupled with an unwillingness to speak on both their parts
>They made it halfway through their shift before Judy initiated the conversation
>"Nick?" She asked cautiously
>He grunted, and looked towards her
>"Would you want to come over tonight?"
>His eyes widened and his ears perked up
>He looked at her for a moment before replying
>"Uh... Sure carrots... What are you thinking of doing."
>"I just want to spend some time with you. That's all. Talk about what we need to when we're not on duty."
>Nick gave a small smile. "Sure, I'd love to. But what about your brain picking sister? Won't she get suspicious."
>"She already knows, Nick." She replied. "You were right. I did end up telling her, but she had known about it for about half a day by then."
>"Wait! That quickly? How'd she notice?"
>Judys ears flushed a deep pink. "I forgot to wash the sheets on my bed..." She said, her ears drooping ever so slightly. "She may have smelled us...."
>Nick looked awestruck, and didn't say anything for a full ten seconds
>Then he started to laugh. He laughed harder than he had in the past few days, and Judy soon joined along with him. Both enjoying the absolute ridiculousness of the situation.
>When their chuckles had died down to a few hiccups, Nick looked at her and smiled. "So where will brainpicker bun be while we're hanging out? Or are we going out somewhere?"
>Judy paused.
>This is where she was going to have to be... Delicate.
>"Well... You know Violet is a therapist right?" She began.
>"Of course..."
>"Well... With all that expertise under her belt... I asked her if she would be willing to talk to us and maybe, ah, help our situation."
>Nick could do nothing but blink
>"...What?"

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>>5565171
>it's fucking real

4chan is dead. It's been an honor shitposting with you gentlemen.

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>>5565329
>>>/v/353512364

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>>>/qa/704446

>>>/qa/704446

>>>/qa/704446

>>>/qa/704446

>>>/qa/704446

IT'S FUCKING REAL

FUCK

>you faggots can't even spend $15

4chan Pass user since September 2012.

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>>5565463

>4chanx
>filter
>comment
>/4chan Pass user since/

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>>5565463

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>>5565491
You know I actually can see this happening

I'm scared guys

There are going to be drawfags who'll only do requests for people with a 4chan Pass.

Just wait, Weaver's gonna show off his fucking pass the moment he posts here saying TAKING ALL REQUESTS FROM PASS OWNERS

>>5565463
All I know is that I'm $15 richer than you.

Maybe I'll go out and spend my $15 on food or booze, and continue to enjoy 4chan for free.

Holy shit.

Well, I guess it can kinda be used to track people?

>>5565620
[YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR 4CHAN POSTING LIMIT FOR THE DAY. IF YOU'D LIKE TO BYPASS THE LIMIT PLEASE CONSIDER BUYING A 4CHAN PASS]

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IT'S SPREADING

>>5565092
Right after they actually moderate the fucking place like they martyred Chumpy for suggesting

>>5565386
Yes Nick, you are about to have your brain picked. By the bun. Well, a bun.

>>5565673
What

Chumpy threw a shitfit BECAUSE they were adding rules

And then he continued to throw a shitfit after they added the rules because the great and powerful Chumpy shouldn't be cast on the level of plebs.

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Can we please, just ONCE, keep discord bullshit out of the thread? Take it to the venting channel.

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>>5565673
>>5565704

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>Majority of 4chan pass signatures are from October 2016
>People are actually spending $15 to shitpost on 4chan for a few hours before the feature is inevitably removed for the shitstorm it's causing

What a genius fucking move from Hiroshimoot, he's gonna make mad dosh from this

>>5565808
I've had a pass for years.

>>5564258
EXcept it shows IN THE SCREEN CAP that "boondocks throw a chair" was the guess that google produces, not a search term he added. he just searched with the full image instead of the thumb nail, giving the image search better data. you mongoloid.

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>>5565164
>I'm still rooting for her to find love with the cougar.

Wait, what?
Which cougar?

>>5565808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
Fucking genius

>>5565850
a thumbnail is an image you cant say its only a half

>>5565074
I'd fuck them all tbqh

>>5565808
>people don't understand that MootTwo is fucking with the 4chan userbase like OldMoot

Trolling is a art.

Does anybody have that Wikipedia link?

It was a link for randomincategory with mammal genus, but I'm not sure the actual formatting for the link

>>5565868
But first, we need to talk about lossy compression.

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>>5565872
*an art

>>5565171
>since 2012
w-what

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>>5564666
>>5564699
>>5564701
>>5564724
>>5564753
>>5564948
>>5565002

>>5565862
It triggers me whenever people post the version without the intro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

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Up next, each user gets a "(You)s received" counter.

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>>5565891

I fear you may have just proved his point, anon.

>>5565918
see
>>5565491

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>>5565891

>>5565386

>"What?"
>"Nick, I asked her to help because I love you and don't want to lose you..."
>He was shocked
>His brief happiness that she had told Violet about them was overshadowed by this
>He took a deep breath
>"Carrots uh..."
>She awaited the end of that sentence
>He thought about it for a moment
>That fact that she had told her sister said quite a bit about how far she was willing to go to stay with him
>The least he could do is return the favour
>No matter how uncomfortable therapists made him
>"...Okay."
>Judy smiled and wrapped her arms around his neck
>"Oh Nick, thank you for doing this for me."
>He nodded, and pulled her closer
>"So, when are we going to see her?"
--------------------

>The cruiser rolled up outside Judys apartment, coming to a stop by the sidewalk
>Nick was woefully unprepared for the timing, not being able to take a shower before leaving the precinct
>They walked up the stairs, and Judy opened her door
>Waiting inside was Violet Hopps
>Nick noted that she looked a lot like Judy, only with more hardened eyes and telescope glasses
>"Welcome home Judy." Violet said, and glancing over at Nick she continued. "And this must be Nick."
>Violet extended a paw to him, and he took it in his own
>"My pleasure, Violet. It's nice to meet someone from Judys family."
>Violet smiled. "Yes, I know how big of a deal it is to her. Either way, you look kind enough, what say we get down to brass tacks?"
>Nick nodded, and looked over at Judy.
>"But before we begin, I feel as though I must hear everything from your point of view as well, seeing as Judy already talked to me about it."
>"Alright," Nick said, as Judy exited the room. "Where do you want me to begin?"
>Violet smiled. "First off, I want to know what your intentions are with my sister."

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>>5565852
I'm assuming this one.

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Have you ever wondered what you would do if you could share your home with this bun for a few days?

>>5565891
*an Hiro

>>5565993
very ̶f̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶y̶ friendly stuff

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>>5566007

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>>5565993

No, because I know exactly how that song and dance would go.

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>>5565653

Is the anon who made the roller still around?

Can you use this link instead of the randomlists link? It's way better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mammal_genera

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>>5565993
I'd bully that bun.
I'd bully that bun so hard.

>>5565984
>Prefacing therapy with her personal business
Vi a shit therapist. If she worded things incorrectly then she's still a shit therapist

>>5565878
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mammal_genera

>>5566069
Yeah thanks, I got it here >>5566052

>>5566044
>t. Bunanon
What a dumb bunny

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>>5565993
Because I've been thinking...

To catch everyone up on what happened, I was found guilty during the trail. It happened so fast, I didn't even know it happened!
Props to you, Miles Edgeworth: it was a good match, and in the end, the better man won.

...but justice wasn't served because I was tossed in a trash can, thrown in a garbage truck, and dumped in the Zootopia City Garbage Heap.

So now I'm the main character in Down In The Dumps II: Electric Boogaloo.

However, lots of anons offered for me to stay at their place for a while!

But I couldn't chose just one mammal to stay with, because it would make all the others sad...

Sooooooo...

>>5565986

Phew! Okay. Not me.
No kids. :)

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>>5565918
Up next, users get the ability to break anonymity with a name field and/or a unique identifier

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>>5565920
>>5565965
>falling for the "falling for the bait" bait

>>5566059
I wanted her to be a slight sociopath so I wrote her in that way.

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>>5566119
Announcing another saga in the barely-related-to-Zootopian chronicles of everyone's favorite headset wearing bunny,

VRbit's Couch Surfin' ZooSA!

That's right! For a few days, you can let me crash at your place! I'll eat your food, not clean up after I shower, and stay up all night listening to really obnoxious music!

If you would like me to stay at your place, just send me your info and I'll come on over when I get the chance! Just thing: you can have your own personal VRbit to passive-aggressively remind that he still hasn't done his dishes, and that it makes it harder for you to do your dishes, so if he could do the dishes that would be great, and you'll get to hear a noncommittal response like "Totally" or "'kay, I'll do it in a bit."

How about it? Who here wants to have the bun?

>>5566023
...You're off the list.

>>5566044
What's wrong with reading? I'll be doing blind reads at your place! It'll be like having your own HMD-bune reading you bedtime stories-- probably about knots and bondage and non-consensual pastoring!

>>5566054
It's a myth that you need to bully a bun once a day! Buns do just fine without bullying!

>>5566197
God dammit. Nicks fears are justified. He deserves a good end!

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>>5566175
>Falling for the "falling for the 'falling for the bait"' bait

COUNTER-BAITED

>>5565986

>29 and desperately wanting cubs of one's own

I understand, Maxine.

>>5566197
Fucking-
I thought this was gonna be the first comfy for this character, and you had to go and be all edgy with her

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>>5566227
Are you the size of a baby? Because if you are and you stay at my place I'll fuckin eat u.

>>5566227

Are you okay? Is this real? Do you need help? There may be a shelter in your area.

>>5566285
It's all rp anon. Hardin your heart to the plight of your fellow anon regardless

>>5566227
Would you be up for a writin coyote? I live down on delta street.

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>>5566227
>What's wrong with reading?
>implying I'd be the one tied to the bed

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>>5566227
As I have said, couch is open.

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>>5566227
42 Frosty Road, Tundratown.

Why would a woman care if a guy already has kids?

Unlike women, men aren't ruined by childbirth.

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>>5565993
>found a HD VRBit
>anons start meming with it a bit
Feels good for some reason.

I just wanted to make a shout out to our content creators
I'm currently browsing theduchy because of you, and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this or not

>>5566360
>ruined
rude tbqh

Fucking fetish

I want to make bunny cum by massaging her ears.

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>>5566227
You're welcome to crash at my place for as long as you need.
Just give me a heads up and I'll clear my Beaver polaroids from off the couch to give you a space to sleep.

>>5566360

>implying a woman would want to suffer a bunch of awful stepchildren

This is Disney 101, anon.

>>5565785
We have a vent?

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>>5566052
>>5566069

SECOND FUCKING REROLL

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>>5566389
I want to cum from anon touching my ears

>>5566360
Some women have reasons for not wanting to interact with kids. Maybe they just hate kids
Maybe it's something more psychological than that.

Maybe it's all moving too fast. Who knows?

>>5566397
Maybe even this!

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>>5565891
>>5565920
>>5565965
>>5566175
>>5566247

>>5566402
I prefer the raidcall

>>5566360
>childbirth
Nigga that's not even a factor for the vast majority of men disliking women with children.

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>>5566273
...I mean... I'm the size of some species' babies...

...You know what? We don't need to go into specifics.

>>5566285
Naw, I'm not actually homeless. This is just a fun thing to do with Zoosonas.

>>5566313
A Writeyote is certainly a roomie I could bunk with!

>>5566318
Heavy! I'd be down to bunk with you!

Although I can't promise I wouldn't nibble your sandvich or touch Sasha.

>>5566330
A Foxy Professor's couch is a VRbit's home in the future!

...but keep the stuff in your closet locked up. Ew.

>>5566345
Can't say no to a bear in a sweater! I'll look you up in the census!

>>5566375
You've certainly sparked a lot of creativity, anon!

>>5566391
Raccoon! Its only proper that I meet with you in the thread since I met with you IRL!

...the polaroids aren't sticky, are they?

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>>5566227
>It's a myth that you need to bully a bun once a day! Buns do just fine without bullying!

Said the rabbit literally living in the trash right now. Looks like somebunny needs to be bullied a bit more

>>5566405

This is relevant because I got my original result
>>5565852
ON THE SECOND FUCKING REROLL THEN TOO!

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>>5565993

>>5566450
>A writeyote is certainly a roomie I could bunk with!

Thanks dude! I'd do all the dishes for you

>>5566471
omfg im dying

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>>5566424

No, anon. It is you who have fallen for it.

>>5566471
The hell is that ankle thing?

>>5566450
I will spare you the horrors of populist literature, have no fear.

>>5566512
Court appointed ankle bracelet.

>>5566512
VRbit got arrested.

>>5566504
I hope to fucking God this isn't real. I'll have literally lost all the faith that I have in humanity.

>>5566360
Large long term financial obligation? he'd be just as ruined if he shared that he had acquired large crippling debts of some other kind, or that he was paid significantly less than his coworkers.

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>>5566512

IT'S A BOMB!

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>>5566539

>>5566471

I thought we put a strict 'no bees' policy in place.
In fact, I'm sure of it.

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>>5566450
>...the polaroids aren't sticky, are they?

W-what?!
No. No!
Jeez, what kinda creep do you take me for?
...Although if you find yourself wondering who's lipstick is kissed on some of them, I'm gonna plead the fifth.

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>>5566119
It is unfortunate that I was not here, small cyber rabbit. If I had charge of your defenses, they would have been impregnable.

>>5566512
Ankle shock collar. It's extremely irritable and he'll never adjust to it.

>>5566450
The name's Cody Atkins. Hope you like the cold.

I have a tiny sweater somewhere... My cousin gave it to me as a gag gift a few years ago. Great guy. Passed away recently, actually.

He'd have wanted it to go to a bun in need.

>>5566530
>What is bait?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

>>5566534
Damn women with their gold digging, all they care about is money.

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>>5566504
>not using Tomorrow

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>>5566424
>>5566504

When can I get my free request?

4chan Pass user since January 2013.

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>>5566591
>>5566613
Please never change, 4chan.

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>>5566465
Look

I'm currently living in a refuse pile,

but I'm gonna put a pin on stayin' at your place...

>>5566471
Oh Em Goodness, ReplyAnon... Why are you such a treasure?

I'll have to put an ankle monitor on the VRbit in honor of this.


>>5566489
>>5566519
I'm looking forward to it!!!

>>5566555
You pled the fifth three times in a row!

>>5566563
I could have used a lot of help in that trial... Edgeworth did NOT go easy on me! And to think, I gave him a crayon drawing signifying our friendship...

>>5566574
Oh.

Um.

That's--

...I'm so sorry for your loss...

...uh, well! Certainly will be nice to have company in your... time of grief...

>>5566660
I FUCKING HATE CHANGE

>>5565984
>Nick took a sharp breath in
>"My... Intentions?"
>"Yes. More accurately though, how do you feel about her?" Violet responded, leaning forward.
>"Coming from a registered therapist, that line of questioning is... Odd."
>"Of course it is, Nick," Violet responded. "But I'm not getting paid for this, am I? Technically you are not one of my patients."
>"True..."
>"And Judy is my sister. I care about family more than anything else in my life, my profession included."
>"So tell me, Nick, what do you feel towards her?"
>This doe was steadfast, Nick would give her that.
>Steadfast and unethical
>But those qualities reminded him of himself before Judy, so he could understand, and even slightly respect them
>"To me, Judy is..." He began.
>"My light. Judy saved me from a life of bending the law to suit my own gains. She showed me kindness when nobody else would. She saw past what other animals did, and looked directly at who I was as a mammal."
>"Judy saved my life twice in the first 48 hours that I knew her, putting herself in harms way for a guy she barely knew."
>"She recognized my abilities and saw how I could use them to help others."
>He breathed. "And Judy is the first woman who I can say that I see myself staying with for a very long time. Possibly my entire life."
>"There it is, shrink." He challenged. "My best friend, my partner, and possibly the first woman I've ever really been in love with."
>Violet remained stoic throughout his confession.
>She sat back and asked "And Judy? What do you think she thinks of you?"
>"Aside from a pain in her ass?" Nick chuckled. "I think she thinks too highly of me. I know she loves me, of course, but I know she doesn't know about my past."
>Violet jumped on the hint Nick had given her
>"And why doesn't she know? Have you not told her?"
>"Not in great detail, no. I'm slightly ashamed of them."
>Violet knew that even with actual, paid for help, their issues were going to take a long while to fix
>And so, she listened

You know what we need?
More gay OCs

There isn't enough

>>5566690
̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶

>>5566751
Does Bi count?

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>>5566637
I don't do requests, so here you go, sonny Jim.

>>5566751
Okay.

Why don't you make some then?

>>5566765
No
Just let us have this one, no bis

>>5566775
Thanks Anon!

4chan Pass user since January 2013.

>>5566751
Are you talking specifically M/M gay?

Is lesbian alright?

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>>5566797
No prob, Bob.

>>5566788
Hmmph. Fine, I'll go have my own part, with blackjack, and gay Jack, and Judy. ?ou know what? Forget the cards, I'll just take the buns

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>>5563693

>>5566813
Lesbian porn is porn for straight men.

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>>5566751
More gays?

Well, if you insist.

>>5566690
Can't wait to have you.

I hear you're quite the author; I was actually writing this screenplay. It's about this secret agent who gets captured by his enemies, but finds love in the most unexpected of places...

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>>5566690
>You pled the fifth three times in a row!

You see, that's how great a lawyer I would have been for you!
Shame your trial fell so close to TT...

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>>5566830
>no trigger discipline

See, this is why it's important, kids.

>>5566904
Who do you think shot her?

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>>5566918

Yes. That was my point.

>>5566830
>>5566904
>>5566918
>Who do you think shot her?

Calling this file 'Accidental Discharge.jpg' from this point forward.

>>5566904
Actually his finger is just that short.

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>>5566999

"Negligent Discharge" would be the proper term. That's the sort of verbiage that goes on the paperwork that kicks you out of the army.

>>5567033
Jack nukes a city to cover up the fact that he killed Sky.

>>5567033

Filename permanently adjusted accordingly.
Because Jack deserves nothing but heartbreak and pain.

bleh

singles - shitpost and be useless
dubs+ - first attempt at writefagging

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>>5567087
>he can't deal with the fact that he killed her
>destroys the evidence
>suppresses his own memories
>tells the lie so many times he himself starts believing it

>>5567109
Now now, Jack's not a bad character, he just has the misfortune of being used by bad writers.

>>5567161
It's okay. even if you got dubs you would've still been useless

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Sorry for the delay! Business called!

>>5566756
I gotcha buddy!

>>5566850
My! That sounds... interesting! Hah, what's it called? "Jack and the Jack?"

>>5566857
I understand. I might now be a convicted felon for first degree murder and terrorism, but that Meet Me Midway fic was golden.

I'll be back later tonight-- business continues to call!

>>5567174
>tfw your best story has Jack as a protagonist

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>>5567109

Oh come now. He's not all that bad.

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>>5567222

This guys gets it: >>5567174

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>>5567239

>>5567214
Hey, nothing wrong with that! He also does get used by good authors. Just, you know, Sturgeon's Law and all.

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>>5567258

>>5566734
I really like this sort of "doesn't hold back" Violet. Hope this is the start of using her in interesting ways, even if we only got one canon comic of her.

>>5567174
Most of the time Jack isn't even a character, just a plot device meant to push WildeHopps. Dangerous is probably still one of the best Jack Savage fics out there.

>>5567174
>>5567222

Okay Anons. Show me some good non-cucking, non-bullshit, non-bait fics with Jack Savage, please.
I've seen some art that qualifies - SavageSkye is all right. That's a good ship.
Show me the writing. Even greentexts will do.

>>5567495
Is smut applicable, and does a consensual threesome count as cucking?

>>5567495
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7219528

...On second thought, wait. There's cucking, or at least implied cucking, nearer the end.

Then again, it's still not finished, so...

>>5566734
>"Them?" She asked. "You said 'Them' denoting a person."
>Nick looked at her. "'Them' being my actions. My hustles, and generally questionable actions."
>she nodded, noting his reluctance to speak to Judy about it suggested that he wasn't willing to talk to her about that either.
>"Moving back, why are you reluctant to talk to her about your past?"
>"I'm ashamed of it, and I feel as though the would be ashamed of me too."
>"Why do you think she would be ashamed of you?"
>Nick hesitated, the memory of Judy telling him off about telling her family, and his subsequent line of questioning immediately afterward.
>"I thought that maybe she was... Uncomfortable about telling her family about us. I've heard how her father gave her a bag of fox-away gear."
>Violet laughed "Yeah, dad is far to paranoid and secluded for his own good. That's understandable that you would think that he would be against it."
>Nick looked up.
>Violet continued. "That was before Judy told them about how the two of you teamed up on the Savage Mammal case."
>Nick raised an eyebrow
>She told them about how you stood up for her in front of her chief, and how you gave her advice on how to speak in public."
>"All of those things led to them working alongside a local fox. One that had previously had less than favourable history with Judy."
>"What I'm saying is, if you think that she's ashamed of you, or that our parents think poorly of you, well, it's not needed."
>"Because unbeknownst to you, you changed their outlook on predators."

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>>5567495

>>5567574
*she would be ashamed of me too.
Sorry guys. Once again fuck Apple autocorrect and Steve Jobs

>>5567602
also

"dad is far to paranoid" should be far too paranoid.

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>>5566227
Sure, Rock here, I live on River Street!

>>5567602
But anon, that would be necrophilia.

>>5567521
>Is smut applicable
It's fine. Jack's a bunny, after all.
>does a consensual threesome count as cucking
No, it does not. I do wish Anons would find Jack his own things instead of constantly trying to cram him into WildHopps with a crowbar and anal lube, though.

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>>5567602

>>5566450
Ahh! I should, perhaps, be giving you my address, if you are going to be using my couch.

43 Shady Place, appt. B.

>>5567688
Fair enough.

This one's good, if unfortunately dead: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11999124/1/Jack-Savage-A-Spy-Like-No-Other

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>follow Zootopia blog
>50% of the content is reblogged markiplier gifs

>>5567495
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7569895/chapters/17221501

Dangerous. Jack Savage as a PI with his own romance. No threat of a love triangle with WildeHopps.

>>5567574
Now the question is, why is Judy so touchy about PDA if she isn't ashamed and the family would be ok with it...or maybe Violet knows they would be ok with it and Judy doesn't.

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>>5567602
>>5567703
Life did not flash before my eyes, Apple doesn't support Flash.

>>5566751
Also bunny OCs, we sorely need those.

>>5567847
No one should support flash, but I'll be damned if CoC isnt fun

>>5567863
>fucking bunfags

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>>5567884
(actually, I agree)

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Like a week or so ago someone asked for a lineup/list of characters.

I probably shouldn't have attempted a 'to scale' lineup.

>>5567783
>>5567822

All right Anons, thanks. I bookmarked 'em and will check them out.

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So this is the best possible ending, right?

>>5567938
SHORTY SQUAD

>>5566830
I can't believe Sky(e) is fucking dead.

>>5567945
>"Let me show you why you shouldn't be afraid of prey..."
>"YOU'RE CRAZY BUNNY LADY!"

Also, last time that scene was posted the anon got banned for some reason.

>>5567574

>"Judy told me, and mom and dad, about everything that happened after she quit."
>Nicks breath hitched in his throat
>"And her regret was nearly palpable." Violet continued. "She was in tears, not just for you, but for what her press conference had sparked."
>"She really thought she had destroyed a city. She didn't believe in its strength to overcome, and she viewed her actions as an example that her dream was not what was suited for her."
>Nick glanced down sullenly
>He never realized how she judged herself
>She took every failure as a wound, eventually causing her hope to bleed out, didn't she?
>"Nick, from what I just saw, and from how well I know Judy, trust me when I say that her reluctance to speak to us about your relationship wasn't about you..."
>"It was because of her fear of messing up what may very well be something that is just as important to her as her career."
>"And you, Nick, based on what she told us, and what you just said about her, are not someone any woman would ever feel ashamed about.
Take it from my experience as a woman, okay?" She smiled, cracking a sarcastic joke.

>That got a slight smile out of him
>"So, in your opinion," He questioned. "What would be the best course of action?"
>Violet leaned back, adjusting her glasses.
>"You two need to stop relying on your alike personalities and start communicating more. It's cliché, yes, but in this case true."
>Nick nodded, finally beginning to understand the gravity of what she had been saying.
>"Sooooo.... If it's alright with you, I'd like to step outside and talk to Judy for a moment."
>Violet nodded. "Hey, current situation aside, I'm not your therapist. This is a good start, but you two need to schedule more of these with a local relationship counsellor."
>"Fair enough. If you'll excuse me..." He opened the door and stepped out
>"Carrots?" He called. "Are you here?"
>Nothing
>He made his way down the hall, going to the one other place he suspected she would be.

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>Violet yawned, blinking her eyes to the warm sun filtering in through the window
>Her nose twitched at a scent wafting from elsewhere in the apartment. What was it...?
>She rubbed a hand over each of her eyes, clearing away the last bit of sleep fogging them, reaching to the bedside table for her glasses
>Sliding them on, she stood, straightening out her tank top over her panties
>The clock read 8. She had an hour and a half before her first appointment. She could afford to relax a little beforehand
>Besides, she still couldn't quite place the smell...

>She meandered over to the doorway of the bedroom which was open with a slight crack
>Her nose went twitching again, the scent clearly emanating from the next room.
>Her ears cocked, trying to find any noise to hint at what it was. It was definitely food. Baked, or something.
>She pushed the door open and walked into the next room

>And yelped with surprise as she received a kiss to her cheek from the side.
>"Good morning, cutie." Violet's wife smiled, moving from beside her to in front, trailing a hand across Vi's cheek.
>Around the same height as Violet, but dark furred with cream around her eyes and mouth.
>Emily pulled her into an embrace, then bounced over towards the kitchen area, "Come on, I made pancakes."

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>>5567945

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>>5567938
whoops, messed up a little, reposting with fixed version

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>>5568061
>"Hey, hey hey hey! That wasn't fair," Violet complained, smiling warmly, "I'm supposed to be the dominant one here."
>"Sure, sure, sorry I damaged your fragile ego. Guess you'll have to teach me a lesson later, right?" Emily pulled a pair of plates off the counter, both stacked with pancakes and slathered in syrup and margarine
>Violet chuckled, the smile breaking up her usual rather serious demeanor. Not that she was overly serious, it was just how she wore her face. "Mm. I sure will."
>"So long as that's a promise."
>Violet moved to fix a cup of coffee, "You gonna want any?"
>"Nope, I'm good, I have juice over here already!" Emily called back, flopping onto the couch with her plate, setting Vi's down next to herself on the couch.
>Violet waited out the coffee, taking a quick sip of the caffeine-filled ambrosia
>She ambled over to the couch, moving the pancakes out of her seat so she could sit down next to her wife
>Eagerly, she grabbed the fork and dug in
>The pancakes were divine. Emily was a fine cook indeed.

Ugh, had to split it into two because it was just barely over

Have some Vi comf