RWBY/RT Trash General #270: Confused Jewnadian Edition
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RWBY Chibi - Latest Episode:
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-1-episode-19
RvB Season 14 - Latest Episode:
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-14-episode-18-red-vs-blue-mr-red-vs-mr-blue
Camp Camp Latest Episode:
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/camp-camp-season-1-the-order-of-the-sparrow-camp-camp-episode-12
Volume 2 JP Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294OS9ydkYQ [Open]
NEW VOL4 TRAILER ON OCT. 3:
https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/781871270967115776
Wew, took a while
Damn it Yang!
I want to cum inside Yang!
We'll get more teaser stuff today right?
>>5550490
Not likely.
It's two days before the trailer anon.
Is it just me or is Nigri actually a shit load better in Chibi than the actual series?
>>5550531
She actually emotes in Chibi
Now post Nigritits.
>>5550531
>>5550565
This raises the concern that she does such a shit job as True Cinder because that's literally the voice direction she's being given. That the flaw is in the character itself
>>5550812
Also the fact she recorded all of her Volume 3 dialogue in a single session that was incredibly rushed (I don't remember the exact time but I remember it being incredibly short considering the amount of dialogue she had).
>>5550835
It was in 2 hours. That's also probably the reason why they never changed her 'dismemberment' line, since in the first draft Merc's leg did actually come off
Which reunion are you anticipating the most?
>>5550969
Yang and her smile.
>>5550969
The one between Ruby and Penny
>>5550969
Ruby and modest clothing.
https://twitter.com/RWBY_fanartnest/status/782163540635332608
>You will never fail to hook up with your waifu but get scooped up by a background cutie who has been watching you for a while.
>>5550999
>implying
>>5551088
The harlot
>>5550969
That depends on if the reunion with Blake will result in her getting punched in the face by Yang. If so, that one.
If not, Weiss and Ruby will also be good.
>>5550969
Blake and her untimely demise would be pretty good
GET
FUCKING
HYPED
>>5550969
BFF
F
F
>>5551184
BEST GIRLS AND BEST FRIENDS
Is there going to be new chibi today?
>>5551599
Yes
>>5551599
Yep
>>5551708
It's just filler before the new season starts anon.
>>5551708
I'm pretty sure they finished the last episode already.
>>5551730
Yeah, it would be ridiculous if they didn't have everything recorded and animated at least a couple of weeks before the episode's release date. Specially when you think about they are supposedly working on V4. They probably finished Chibi some time ago.
>>5551810
Two different teams for V4 and Chibi.
RWBY Chibi link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/a6bee24f-d3f2-407a-96f4-6212e6e10f59/index.m3u8
I want Kara to give me a lapdance, rub her tits on my face and dry hump me until I cum.
>>5551823
>I thought Jaune was going to snap
>>5551823
F
Again
>>5551874
He should've listened. Its his own fault.
>>5551823
I feel like the Mercury joke was too long. It should have ended right when the metal detector went red and he dropped his head.
>>5551874
So we know that Roman's hat is fucking indestructable.
>>5551888
Agreed
>>5551888
Yeah, the x-ray was overkill, because we knew it was going to show his legs. It would work way better if it turned out to be his belt blucke, a keychan, or anything like that instead of his legs..
>>5551888
I find that all of the Chibi jokes(that I've seen) go on too long. If the joke isn't shit to begin with, it goes on long enough to make it shit.
Could they save Remnant?
Nora was funny in this Chibi.
>>5552056
She's slowly been rising up my secondary waifus chart without me realising.
She's probably a Top 5 girl for me now.
>>5552035
Cody reaching his true potential could probably solo the RWBY universe.
comfy
>>5552139
I feel bad that I don't like Penny.
She's just such a meh to me.
>>5550969
Yang and anyone but Blake
Ruby and anyone but Weiss
>>5552540
>Look at me! I'm so cool and counter culture!!1
>>5552551
Sure. I just want different interactions before we go back to RW BY.
>>5552551
Well Yang and Weiss somehow meeting up sounds like it would be interesting to see.
>>5550969
Arkos.
>>5552593
If Yang does get a robot arm, then Atlas would be the place to get it done, that could easily connect Yang to Weiss
>>5552732
She could also get a budget bionic arm from Vacuo'a black market. It all depends on her budget.
Requesting Max, Neil, and Nikki from Camp Camp, all of them in their underwear and with their backs facing the viewer, doing a little dance.
>>5552747
Or, Y'know. Build one.
She is a gearhead.
>>5552834
Requesting you fuck off.
Everyone loves Bumblebee.
https://twitter.com/hisaya_10count/status/782231441518145536
>>5552923
Sadly
>>5552971
Not everyone can have taste as bad as yours.
>>5552923
I did for a while, but I burned out on it
>>5552923
Not really.
>>5552986
Not everyone wants to see Blake in every single new Yang picture like you do. Shit's annoying
>>5552923
>Yang and Blake, teammates standing next to each other, doing nothing else.
>OBVIOUSLY BUMBLEBEE
>>5553147
Bumblebee is also their formation name so yes.
>>5553147
>Holy smokes!
>>5553168
Nobody is referencing their Fight formation name when they talk about Bumblebee in reference to Yang and Blake.
>>5553183
>>5553183
I hope whoever made this has plans to update it when they reunite.
>>5553185
Bumblebee references any relationship between the two, whether it be the ship, the fighting name, the partnership, etc.
Most people use it as the ship name, but it CAN reference any of the above
>>5553185
Blake and Yang together is always referred to as Bumblebee regardless of shipping or not.
Cute girl
>>5552923
Not at all, I don't really see why people ship them at all. Blake's interactions with everyone so far are almost friendships. She clearly has some unresolved issues with Adam, and maybe has interest on Sun, and Yang is equally overprotective with everyone.
>>5553252
>I don't really see why people ship them at all.
You see exactly why people ship them. You're just in denial about it.
>>5553191
Does anyone have the one where Yang is taking a picture of Blake's upskirt?
>>5553271
More like shippers are in denial to everything else and only see the small details they can overreact to.
>>5553285
Ah, I got it
https://twitter.com/P_WR788/status/736875510735609858
Artist took down the picture though...
RARE
>>5553297
I don't care if you don't ship Bumblebee but stop liking there aren't genuine reasons to ship them.
>>5553252
They're shipped together easily because they are friends and teammates, so obviously they are together a lot, it's easy to grab anything from their interactions, and put it towards their ship.
>>5550999
No thanks
>>5552837
I don't think working on motorbikes and building advanced cybernetic prosthetics constitutes as being in the same field of expertise
>>5552837
>Build an arm with one arm
>>5553444
If she can make ember celica then she can work somethin out
>>5553358
But there are hardly any genuine reasons to ship them...
>>5553532
Pretty sure a robo-arm is still vastly more complicated than shotgun gloves, she'll need medical knowledge at the very least as well
wew lad
https://twitter.com/Misa_RWBY/status/782151982148575232
>>5553578
Nothing a book can't fix.
>>5553578
Which I assume Ironwood knows a guy to help with that
>>5553612
Yes anon, just read a boos and you can do surgery too!
I'm just imagining Taiyang coming home now to a mess of blood, oil and parts as Yang trying to shove a shoddily made robot arm that's more gun than arm really into her bloody reopened stump.
>>5553569
It's an easy ship to ship, along with V3 giving some very obvious angst to go off of. White Rose has less reason to be popular than Bumblebee, in terms of friendliness and interactions that go beyond basic teammate stuff.
>>5553604
>She might draw herself fucking Cinder on that chair or Cinder fucking her on that chair.
>>5553706
Hope someone makes a the most gory possible art on that, desperate face on Yang, horror face on Taiyang, exposed bone in the stump and everything.
>>5553727
>She might draw either number 1 or 6
>>5553706
And then she dies of infection because there's no way to get to emergency services since Vale is destroyed
>>5553604
This absolute madwoman sure has been brightening up our threads. What will she do next???
>>5553790
I wonder if Aura takes care of infections?
>>5553805
Her infatuation with Cinder is adorable.
>>5553821
Even if it does, Aura is an extension of the soul, and Yang's soul was completely crushed when her arm was chopped off and Blake ran away
>>5553823
It can be cute
>>5553849
I wonder if crushing someone's spirit is actually enough to make their aura and semblance effectively useless...
Maybe the opposite is true as well
>>5553849
her soul didnt get crushed, it just turned into a dark soul
>>5554171
Would that mean she's extremely powerful but every time she uses that power she permanently does damage to herself?
>>5554217
Like everytime she uses it she slowly loses her hair?
>>5554217
>The memories of BN4 and 5 come back
Oh fuck you got me hype
>Yang eventually gets Chaos Unison
>>5554236
More like she slowly dies inside out, but is so addicted to the power that she kills herself using it
Thread is ded as Pyrrha
>>5555049
Pyrrha isnt dead anon, she is just a voice in Jaune's head now
https://twitter.com/Misa_RWBY/status/780827985846816772
>>5555398
You think she self inserts as the Beowolf? I know I do.
what if Ruby invited you over to her house, and when you went in her room she got all scared and embarrassed that she forgot to put something away and tried to hide it from you, but you saw it was a big daki of yourself?
>>5556585
Fuck it in front of her
>>5556585
>Ask her if Taiyang is single
Some good fics?
>>5556616
Remeber to maintain eye contact the entire time.
That way you assert your dominance over it.
>>5556673
Have you read Professor Arc?
>>5556705
Yes. Fics from Coeur don't count
>>5556747
I don't know if Word from the Wives counts either since I don't know if it's been updated at all.
Fuck has D'Arc Hotel been updated?
Look for the tentacle rape one anon.
>>5556673
What kind of fics are you looking for? The only one I can recommend to anyone is The Ozpin Files.
>>5556747
https://www. fanfiction. net/s/11511293/1/With-Your-Shadow-Stitched-to-Your-Heels
Pretty enjoyable. Infrequent updates, once every 2-4 months or so.
>>5556797
> What am I looking for
Anything. I am looking for something I haven't read
>>5556797
>The Ozpin Files.
Fucking God tier fic
>>5556673
Resurgence.
>>5556886
Dissonance trilogy (Innocence/Vengeance/Repentance) is top-tier. The Games We Play is grand in every sense of the word. White Rose of Vermilion is excellently written but updates very, very slowly. The Ladybug Diary has good slice of life written from an interesting perspective, Mafia Blake AU has some good gangster drama going on, Rush and Broken Statues have great White Rose angst, Atypical has an interesting take on White Rose, and The Dark & The Light is one of the few good scifi fics out there. Remnant's Reclaimer is great, but in limbo, and Red Carpet Romance is a very safe bet if you just want fluff.
>>5557257
He's probably talking about Slithering Darkness.
>>5553183
I don't even like the pairing, but the cringy that dashing will make if it gets canon will be hilarious.
>>5557229
>109 chapters
Jesus.
>>5554217
Third best megaman after classic and then Zero.
>find a fanfic that sounds great
>its well written
>decently long
>characterization is great
>get really into it spending hours reading
>your at the last chapter, still isn't done and your desperately wanting for more
>check the date
>hasn't been updated in months or years
If there's a worst feeling I've never felt it nor wish to.
>>5557410
Try the exact same thing, only the last update was some days ago and the next never comes
>>5556585
Tell her that's not exactly what I imagind when she talked about a threesome.
>>5557353
The author of Word from the wives was from the old co RWBYg threads, so he might come back once we remigrate with Vol4
http://y8ay8a.tumblr.com/post/151175755229/
>>5557470
I would still go for it.
Who can you trust more than yourself, right?
>>5557526
Huh, would Yang work for Cinder so she could find Raven?
>>5557543
Obviously. Nothing better than aroused and embarrassed Ruby.
>>5552641
Sooooon!
>>5557410
You learn to check the last update date very quickly when getting into fanfics.
>>5557410
>Be on 1d4chan looking for funny/interesting 40k fics(as well as porn)
>Story starts out great
>Is retardedly long
>has six gorillion characters
FUCK
>>5556673
I can definitely recommend "A Knight, A Champion, A Rose" and its sequels, "The Songs We'd Sing" and "The Innocence of Youth". A very nice story diverging from the canon around V2 finale. Also, it has some of the best fight scenes I can remember.
"Arc of the Revolution" is nice, in the same 'maintain the lie' way "Professor Arc" is, but somewhat...grander.
I heard good things about "Spectrum", though I didn't really have time to get to it.
"Immortal" is completely batshit insane, but that's what's making it so entertaining.
>>5557342
Megaman.EXE and Megaman Volnutt are tied for best Megaman
>>5557526
Pretty sure Raven is The Boss and is only doing what she does by Ozpin's orders
>>5557508
I will await his return.
The anon that wrote D'Arc Hotel was /co/ as well so maybe updates will continue for that too.
I just want more comfy stuff.
>>5557867
That's terrible when you start out, but amazing once you get going.
I remember starting Worm randomly and having my mind blown when, after wondering why hasn't it ended yet, I discovered that I'm not even one third into the story.
>>5557526
I always wanted Yang and Cinder art
>>5557981
>Arc of the Revolution
Now this is something
>>5557410
>Find fanfic with a somewhat interesting concept
>Starts off well
>Suddenly a dozen OC teams
>OCs get a lot of the focus and each have their own jokes and such
>>5558006
>tfw no MML3
Wake up
>>5551874
F
>>5559431
>is Pyrrha gonna suck Jaune's blood through his dick?
>>5559466
I'm not sure how true this is, but when people are hung, it was common practice to extract blood out through the victim's genitals.
Probably fake
Yang hates old people
>>5559728
Same
>>5559728
When you reach a point in age where you become more of an issue than an asset in everyday interactions and life, you should just shuffle your old ass to some out of the way home.
>>5559446
This moment made me laugh when I was looking through the fight for dank Neon caps.
She keeps a completely straight face during that roll. As if it's no big deal.
>>5559798
She has accepted her fate.
>>5559866
>What happens when CWC finds RWBY
One of you fuckers need to sent all the trailers and the first episode to her/him/zim/xer
>>5559913
>Central Wyoming College
>Community Writing Center
>Chemical Weapons Convention
>Center for Women and Community
Not sure if I follow
>>5559970
>this dumb nigger doesn't know about CWC
Ooooh boy
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
I hope you have a few hours to spare
>>5560009
Jesus fucking Christ
>>5560009
>>5559913
>>5560062
This is his "Vagina"
He fingers this rotting hole were his taint used to be and thinks the us is cum
>>5560094
*pus is cum
And yes he still has a cock
>>5559466
She's gonna try her best and fail
Please post Rare Karas
>>5559913
Honestly, I would've figured he already knew about it. RWBY seems right up his alley.
>>5560205
pls respond.
I'll accept uncommon Karas as well?
>>5560205
>>5560313
New V4 Character Poster
>>5560009
>>5560094
What the hell is this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dz0cZ-t2cI
>>5557526
>Cinder is in her late 20s
>Starting to get real self-conscious
>Gets offended when people on the internet call her a "christmas cake"
>Starting to worry about menopause
>Starts being more motherly
>Tries to get a boyfriend
>Horribly fails
>>5560672
Memecat poster is that you?
Anyway t answer your question
Chris is the product of
-Heavy drinking during pregnancy
-Being born to a 40 year old woman
-being locked in a room for hours by an abusive babysitter
-old as fuck parents
-a fucking insane persecution complex( Chris thinks that a girl that cut off contact with him in like 2004 is actively fucking with him to this very day)
And being a fucking sperg in general
Read every fucking word of that wiki
Pro tip
Watch the video were he fucks his PS3( yes he actually did this, for 8 minutes)
>>5560735
There's not many ways she can fail to get a boyfriend looking the way she does
>>5560921
I almost forget
Someone made an hour long documentary about him
>>5560735
>there's always the Korean woman
>>5560984
i cant wait till she makes her debut in the show
>>5560984
What if Cinder happily settled down with Misa and Emerald had to see them every day?
>>5560921
>>5560960
Shit I actually feel bad for that guy now. I'll take some time to look at the documentary some day because why not I guess.
And yes I am indeed Memecat poster, I'm one of them anyway because there is another one too.
>>5561169
>Feeling bad for Chris
>ever
Why
Most of the problems in his life exist because of himself
He had every chance to improve himself
And yet he didn't
And he blames his elementary school teachers for and I fucking quote "playing a game of kick the autistic"
He thinks that fucking everybody is out to get him and that he is gods personal gift to the world
He will get no sympathy from me
I want to have a friendly debate with Weiss about the current state of the music industry and whether or not artists are being treated fairly.
Then make out with Blake
>>5561257
Oh, well if he's a pompous an paranoid prick that's definitely his fault then.
I have yet to actually read the wiki though I'm not sure it I want to now but fuck it I have free time to cringe.
>>5561339
I haven't really seen much in the way of musicians in RWBY, save for young Weiss playing piano in the manga
This show just isn't about music as an art
Things we like to see in Volume 4
>Yang get's a call on her scroll
>Unknown Number
>Picks it up and answers
>It's Merc
>"Yo Blondie, still alive?
>>5561339
>Get Weiss riled up by arguing with her
>Start making out with Blake
>Weiss getting all flustered and fumbling over her words while she is trying to argue with you
>>5561143
I'm sure she'll get over it
With Neos help
>>5561348
Nigger you must read that fucking wiki
You must witness the slow and at sometimes rocket fast descent into absolute fucking madness
You must read about all the trolls
Officer nasty
the attraction sign
The holy relics
You must learn about this man
You must learn about the Sagas
The time someone tricked that fucker into driving 800 miles across the country
the time someone stole and destroyed his most prized possession
His absolutely fucking disgusting sexual deviancy
Such as
>drinking his own semen mixed with soda as a way of "recycling"
>shoving many an object up his arse
and many many more thing s
>>5561169
I, one of the other memecat posters, agree that Chris is indeed a very pitiable man.
>>5561257
I suppose you could go into a whole debate over whether Chris Chan became who he is due to circumstances beyond his control. But, either way, it is fair to say that Chris isn't exactly an upstanding or rational person.
>>5561453
You must also learn about his "duck"
>>5561351
What if Flynt and Jaune invited Weiss to be the lead singer of their new band, since they are the only ones shown doing anything musical?
>>5561453
It's evermore questionable as to why you have such a deep seated obsession with him.
>>5561453
The documentary is a nice supplement but finding the information for yourself is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
>>5561582
It's addicting man
Just knowing that an autist of such caliber is allowed to roam free keeps me up at night man
I don't know what keeps sucking me back in
>>5561488
>1488
Chris's duck is approved by Hitler
>>5561605
Someone should ask Miles, Kerry and Gray this instead of trying to be comedians at the panels.
This makes me want to make an OC named Carol as in Christmas Carol or Baroque as in the painting style or music.
>>5561488
We must learn of the duck!
Pyrrha through powers unfathomable to man uses them to touch the man she loves from anywhere and anytime.
There must be a review of Nora.
>>5561082
I can't wait for her to defeat Salem and live happily ever after with Cinder
>>5561453
Sounds like quite the crazy ride, maybe it will help my /pol/ Happening withdraws.
>>5561462
I'll take your word for it.
>>5561910
Poor Pyrrha, trapped forever in Chibi hell, unable to escape, forced to live on as Jaune ignores her and continues to pursue Weiss.
This cruel torture will continue for what feels like centuries, until the moment she is on the verge of snapping, the hellish landscape will change.
Instead, she finds herself in a new fresh torture. A world of horribly written dialogue and bland art, where she is forced to partake in lesbian sex while the man she loves is seduced into hot straight sex in another room.
>>5562278
This guy's Yang ones are way better than that Pyrrha one he did.
I will miss the porn posting when we go back to /co/, but that's what /aco/ is for.
>>5561606
>Can't tell whether to cry for or laugh at the most pathetic human being I've ever learned about
>At the end of the video, suddenly realize that this autistic manchild has probably garnered a larger place in history through pure sperg than I'll ever have with my own life
>>5562672
You want to earn a place in history?
You have a few options
>>5562672
Oh and it gets worse by the way
The doc is outdated as fuck
>>5560672
>1:40
>I know who you are and that's why I'm voting for Hillary.
Enough said.
>>5562774
I wasn't implying suicide m8
You could always wait until the shit hits the fan and carve out a kingdom in the third world
>>5562804
>He's allowed to vote
Thank fuck people don't actually vote for the presidency.
Has anyone heard word of the time when the General will be allowed back on /co? Would it be after the trailer, or the premiere of Volume 4?
>>5562921
When Pyrrha's brought back to life through petitions
>>5562774
>blow his brains out
This would imply Chris having access to a firearm as well as ammunition for said fire arm
Chris being in the area of a firearm is scary
But possessing one is fucking horrifying
>>5562921
When volume 4 starts, but we will probably be removed again shortly after.
>>5562958
>Chris gains access to guns after lurking on /k
>goes to Trump rally with whatever piece of shit 9 millimeter he can get his hands on
>Kills him, then tries to Aloha Snackbar with a belt made of Voltorbs and fireworks
>watch as /pol loses their shit
>>5562960
they should make a /cog/ board for generals.
>>5563037
There would be a grand total of 3 threads on that board
>>5563033
>/pol/ loses their shit
In a good way
They would praise kek for creating one of the biggest happenings of the century
WHAT HAVE WE FUCKING DONE
>>5563067
But they would be strong, healthy threads.
>>5563125
Theory: this guy has Alzheimer's, and is constantly forgetting that he isn't on /pol/.
Gookmoot what the fuck are you doing
>>5563232
Nothing significant it seems
>>5563033
>He tries to shoot Trump
>Accidentally shoots Hillary
What would be the reaction?
>>5563280
>Hillary at a Trump rally
u wot?
>>5563125
Memetic Warfare Anon, we're going to Meme the world to WWIII
>>5563280
>What would the reaction be?
Something like
>PRAISE CHRIS
>PRAISE CHRIS
>PRAISE CHRIS
>>5563264
He's on /qa/ a lot.
I read through some of his responses, and he comes across as a bit obtuse and unhelpful, honestly.
>>5563288
At the debates nigga.
>>5563340
do you like being on /trash/ more than /pol/ ?
>>5563305
sounds like moot to me.
>>5563232
It's a great way to get (You)s it seems
>>5563404
I've never posted on /pol/.
>>5563485
>>5563520
>>5563538
Tricked ya, next one
>>5563550
/pol/ wuz gud bois dey dindu nuffin
muh dubz confirm and SHEEEEIIIIT nigga
>>5563520
Your power has weakened here
You dykes suck at this
>>5563653
Is that new?
>>5563686
Sorta, made back on the 19th
It's Team RWBY
>>5563746
Post them all.
>>5563746
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59070290
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING NIGGERS POSTED THIS ON /pol/?
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
>>5563765
>pixiv
Every fucking time. I hate logging into that shit.
>>5550969
"I guess this is my life now" weiss is just the best.
>>5563792
How do you even know this is from RWBY? Only a fan would know that.
You've been found out, /pol/ boy! You were one of us all along!
>>5563792
>>5551114
Did you not watch the trailer at rtx?
>>5563838
>>5563840
The original filename was "V3 Opening"
>>5551184
>Sekrit Rubes tech is speak friend and enter
>>5551114
ITS SUMMA
>>5563901
That could be volume 3 of anything. But you knew for sure it was RWBY...
You love RWBY! Admit it!
>>5563965
Not many shows have a shattered moon drawn in such a way m8
https://youtu.be/A0GFB_ACdlA[embed]
>this is somehow a bad thing
How
>>5564096
>Illegals
That's a good thing, welfare should be a safety net, not a reliance on government handouts
/pol/poster here
This is the kind of shit that created me and people like me
>We
>>5564187
>>5564270
Never blame others for the way you choose to be. Embrace yourself as you are.
>>5558029
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
So does this make Yang, John(?)? She's already down an arm so she just needs some shrapnel and an eyepatch
>>5564397
You're still blaming us. Time to look inward.
>>5564447
any more hot Glynda?
>>5564529
I'm going to miss her. I can't imagine anyone writing her back in.
>>5564662
>>5564741
I hope there are more older women in RWBY soon
>>5564767
>>5564447
>us
>>5564767
Best hope will be Pyrrhas mom, maybe one of Jaunes sisters
>>5565009
God please
>>5564767
How much older is Cinder supposed to be?
I had just figured she was at least close in age to most of the cast, like 18 or 19 or so to be able to pass off as a student with no one being suspicious.
>>5565120
Word of god says not much older than the MCs, so I'd be on early twenties at the most
>>5565009
Will Mama Nikos show Jaune Pyrrha's room?
>>5565120
I always thought mid twenties
Cinder can't compare to Reoko-sama!
>>5565009
>expecting Jaune to have 7 sexy older sisters
>whatever RT does they wont be as good as CSLucaris' versions
I'm expecting Jaune to actually be the eldest and reason he wasn't trained was too busy babysitting all his sisters while parents were out hunting Grimm/producing another sister.
>>5565355
Foolish
>>5565380
I feel like Jaune is more like the baby of the family, dare I even say runt. Which would make sense to how his family treats him and his wanting to be a hunter.
>>5561373
I don't know why I love the idea of MercXYang so much... I just do.
Sucks all the good art is reserved for Bumblebee
>>5565478
his dad sounds like a right ass to him if you go by the subtext.
>weak goofy son wants to be a hunter
>one day tells you he's off to Beacon
>you know he has had no training at all, doesn't know anything about Aura and is using an obsolete weapon compared to the new shit nowadays
>let him go off telling him he can always come back when he fails
The hell is going on in that home.
>>5565603
Then shut up, write fanfiction the best you can, even if it's just drabbles and disabler prompts made to fit twitter prompts. Upload it to a tumblr, FF.net, and AO3. If you can sell the ship, more will come and with it, good fanart.
You're in no different situation than dozens of other obscure ships that didn't go anywhere until someone really sold the appeal of it.
>>5565603
>one is from a Hunter family, other is from an assassin family
>Yang is gold, Merc is silver
>Yang punches, Merc kicks
>both become cripples
its got some kind of pottery theme to it, plus its a good way to have a redemption story to Merc possibly.
>>5565662
>Honey where is Jaune?
>Oh yeah he wanted to go to Beacon so I just let him go
>YOU LET HIM JUST GO TO BEACON??? HE HAS HAD NO TRAINING, HIS AURA ISNT EVEN UNLOCKED
>well...I mean I told him he's always free to come home
>UNLESS HE DIES
>...
>DID YOU EVEN THINK THIS THROUGH??
>... I mean I just wanted to scare him into dropping all that hunter business and sticking around home....
How come all the info we have on Hitler pre 1920 is so fucking sketchy?
>>5565603
Well good Anon, that's why you make your own content if no one else will make it, for instance, I wrote fanfics because I can't
Weiss x Beowolf
An obscure and forgotten Weiss lactation/incest story
Weiss incest rape
Weiss Yandere
Shit, I need help
>>5565960
Because victors whitewash their atrocities while they demonize the conquered
>>5565814
>Jaune fights Merc for whatever reason
>They start battle banter
>Both learn about the others father
>Become unlikely best bros
Power Jaune and Iron Legs
>>5565677
Pretty much this, reason I'm pushing myself with drawing so I can draw ships that get less love, maybe work my way to actually taking requests.
Sad but true, in a fandom that is dominated by two specific ships you gotta either find someone who does work for a ship you love or do it yourself.
>>5565972
Well at least i'm not alone in the fucked up writers club
>Various weight gain works
>RWBY spec ops
>Weiss's first burger
>Neo breaks Yang into a Human toilet
>Unfinished Arkos works such as Spider Pyrrha, Mutual Weight gain and Bondage
>Shit Nuts and Dolts fanfiction
>Various other fetish shit....
>>5566164
>Weiss first burger
I remember a fic with that. Hnnng. It was just the cutest damn thing with happy weiss
Is tan anon here? I have a job for him
>>5566164
>Weiss' first burger
I remember reading that, or maybe it was the pizza one I read?
>Various weight gain works
You're strelo/k/ aren't you?
I remember the one with Winter where Weiss was trying to fatten her teammates or something and Winter came in with a cart full of sweets n' shit.
>>5566164
my shit is pretty tame in comparison.
>Blake BE + Animal Heat fic
>Same for Velvet and Neon
>Wrote a sadism Velvet fic in that same vein
>2 Neo/Jaune fics, about cucking Pyrrha
>Qrow training Ruby how to use her scythe for the first time
Im pretty vanilla.
>>5566185
Glad to see at least one gem in the sea of shit
>>5566220
>Strelo/k/
Yep that's me
Forgot about that one
>>5566325
>Qrow training Ruby how to use her scythe for the first time
Aw that sounds adorable
>>5566688
>Weiss x beowolf guy
All of my work is greentext and I want it to stay as shitty greentext
Unless you want to read it, then I'll post the caps of them
>>5566605
here you go anon.
>>5566688
http://pastebin.com/u/RWBYgStrelok
>>5566688
sorry, its all greentext caps. I'll dump any you want to read though
>>5567015
any you want in particular?
>Blake BE + Animal Heat fic
>Same for Velvet and Neon
>Wrote a sadism Velvet fic in that same vein
>2 Neo/Jaune fics, about cucking Pyrrha
>>5567347
aight.
>>5567347
Velvet sadism one. There is a sequel ill post in a minute
>>5567347
Part 2. No sadism
>>5567347
Last one. Neon a slut.
>>5567525
Cheers
>>5567180
Hold the fuck up, is this another Reddit thing where they steal our steaming piles of hot garbage?
I'll hold onto my mediocre pieces of work
Post cute Rubes!
>>5568099
>>5568116
>>5568220
>>5568242
>>5568295
>>5568009
No, I just miss shit cause trash doesn't archive and I don't care enough to dig through five or 6 painfully slow external archives to pull up its thread.
>>5568099
>>5568302
>>5568099
Is there any other kind of Rubes?
>>5568322
>>5568353
>>5568384
>>5568384
Thought this looked familiar
>>5568425
I want to bear hug the Rubes!
>>5568467
>>5568500
>>5568500
>>5568615
>>5568629
Best rubes
>>5566186
You want me to whiten this Yang up?
Will do!