HG THREAD - The Painful
Normally we'd take a break of peace after an arena like that, but there's still ONE rabbit left to take care of!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykqO8D_7g3Q
And boy, what a way to go!
>>5542749
I have bath in the thing that you sought to destroy. That has given me enough mana to sustain my form for at least 100 centuries.
>>5542769
ur cute
>>5542801
An ugly talking unicorn. good enough to be called a mutie, mutie.
>>5542769
Hey, this place isn't so bad!
>>5542769
Hey, this ain't too bad, I gotta say! The title's a bit misleading, though...
>>5542809
...HRK--
For Rover the FUCKING LOSER
>>5542769
Guess I have to show that winning move another time.
Post crazy theories
>>5542737 (Rover)
Yes you can. Walk to some other part of this place.
>>5542768
>>5542825Hehehe, that'd depend on you actually getting close to me to make it matter.
>>5542785 (Can't remember the name)
And you can't get better?
>>5542786
>>5542828
Sure we do. Just not ones so stupid.
>>5542788 (Sea King)
HAH! None of them would be vulnerable to you anyways! And my ghosts are part of me, they don't have any emotions at all!
>>5542830
Make a game for Hoshi next.
>>5542696 (Deep Sea King)
Well, you don't seem like the kind of guy that would recieve a lot of kissu and huggu, so I can understand.
But yeah they can, they touched me a lot of time I must say!
>>5542830
What a total bitch
>>5542835
we're all split personalities of the same schizophrenic person
>>5542769
How great and powerful of you.
>>5542823
I know you don't mean it anon.
>>5542830
Hey, can I lose next? I want a nice screen like that.
>>5542835
>In a different dimensions the avatars we arr pee as, are playing the Hunger Games right now role playing as us.
>>5542835
All the hosts that don't host anymore are currently lurking.
>>5542742
You think...? Have you considered the possibility if she doesn't want to stay here?
>>5542830
>Oh my god, I'm so proud.
>>5542773
>Hands Raven a strange little statue that moves and makes noise
Ta-da! I even got one that had the same colours as you!
>>5542835
>I'll be able to juggle and equally use 20+ folders.
>>5542841
Who says I can't? Regardless, that's not my style.
>>5542865
WHY
>>5542841
"Not ones so stupid--" Let's just chalk this up to cultural differences, yeah? I see why it'd be a legit saying, but maybe you just don't have the same perspective I do, that's all!
...And I'm sure it's not because I'm an idiot, so don't you say it!
>>5542865
NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! THE HERO WINS AGAIN~!
>>5542841
You should know how strong a vampire is.
>>5542835
The anonymous are just the uninhabited thoughts of ourselves. Not different people.
>>5542824
Trixie is many things, but 'ugly' is not one of them. Perhaps she was ugly on the inside, but I am fixing that, drunkie.
>>5542865
Great and Powerful is an understatement in this context!
>>5542873
Reimu there is no point in trying to convince someone like that. You would have a better chance with Utsuho.
>>5542865
Well, it must be exceptionnal. Kinda like Unused character merged with Yukine and ended on the wincard because of that.
>>5542879
Yeah, at least I didn't hosted for nothing.
Looks like you're from district 5 in fact, but hell, I don't feel like correcting it, shitty wincard for a shitty fighter...
I-I'm kidding of course Rover
>kisses.
>>5542879
>inspects the statue
So this is a Gyroid? What exactly is it, again?
>>5542841
Just as I thought.. a loner, forever doomed to live alone and when she dies no one will notice or care about your passing.
>>5542853
Just the thought of that is already sickening.
>>5542865
OOOOO SHIIIIIT
Winner next slide, buckos. Strap yourselves in!
Anime Military VS Most Powerful Military in the World
Take your pick and stand by it.
>>5542925
Yeah, scratch that. I'll win instead.
>>5542916
Bitch everyone's ugly on the inside, just you are ugly on both sides.
>>5542929
You put it in your house and it dances to music. I like to bury them with people I kill so they don't get lonely.
>>5542925
>
>>5542644
Yeah. Being a kid really says a lot about yourself, doesn't it.
>>5542670
Phew, thanks Alfie -- my back story is as interesting as it gets when you see paint drying... so what brings you here to the fray? Considering this place has a well verse set of "fighters"
>>5542696
K
>>5542941
I don't care if I'm jinxing it
YOU CAN DO IT ALFRED!!!!!!!! UNLEASH ALL YOUR FIRE POWER ON THAT GIRL!
>>5542873
I never said "stay", did I? All I need is for her to come here. To get lured by some mention of magical knowledge. And it won't be falsified, either. All I need is a chance!
>Her cocky grin drops, and she stares Reimu straight in the eye
...Please. I don't like you, and you probably don't like me, but please don't deny me this, don't discourage her from here.
>>5542961
I'm not as young as I look, genius.
>>5542895
...Hm. Yeah. Point taken. Talk about a pain.
>>5542889
You can't fly, now can you?
>>5542891
I don't feel like talking about this. Or with you.
>>5542933
Oh, I have loved ones, asshole, can you say the same?
>>5542950
Not ugly enough to wear a gas mask all day, apparently.
>>5542941
First India, now America?
>>5542933
I guess they aren't for everyone.
>>5542978
I can use Terracotta to fly short distances if I wanted to, actually. I just have to have the will to do it!
>>5542941
BOOM! THE HERO'S STILL AS STRONG AS EVER! I'm so pumped, holy hell!
>>5542961
Don't worry - I don't know too many backstories here, so I bet yours is pretty interesting, dude! As for why I'm here, I'm actually here to both make friends and prove another nation of mine wrong; you know about a nation named Russia, right?
>>5542978
That's because I have you beat there, and there's nothing you can say as a rebuttal. Am I right, or am I right?
>>5542941
Today on what NOT to do in the final two: this event!
Everyone point and laugh at the strike witch. Ready?
3... 2... 1...
>>5542995
Enter yourself as Equestria next time. That should help.
>>5542995
I ain't breathing the same air as a mutie.
>>5543024
Congratulations, Alfred.
Thanks for hosting, Reigan
>>5543024
You have NO idea how long I've been waiting for this exact moment.
THE WINNER IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWHxy2nFW4k
>>5543024
NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! I WON! HELL YES! THANK YOU FOR HOSTING, YOU GLORIOUS MAN!
Kill yourself Reigen
>>5543024
Congratulations, dear. Thank you for hosting.
>>5543024
>>5543022
>>5542975
W-Wow I can't believe it worked...
Fuck, why didn't I bet this time?
Well, good job Alfred!
And thanks for hosting Reigen!
>>5543024
Well, that was dumb.
>>5543024
Oh.
>>5543024
Aren't pilots supposed to know how gravity works?
Thanks for hosting
>>5542953
Well, isn't that nice...and you gave me one without having killed me first. Are you always so kind to strangers?
>>5543051
Adequately done, player and host.
>>5543051
Congratulations, former homeland. Thank you for hosting, man.
>>5543022
No, I've just lost patience.
>>5543005
>She twitches a bit for some reason
Like what, riding a broom?
>>5543051
Ugh. Congrats. And thanks, I guess.
>>5543051
>>5543052
Congratulation.
>>5543024
Perhaps Trixie will! Either way, Congrats on him and all that. Thank you for hosting.
>>5543032
At least I won't have to smell your rotten breath.
>>5542978
That is not even the worst part. You see, I also have a time limit.
>>5543051
"This game marks the time I have gotten the furthest. Just a little more."
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting, Arataka.
>>5543024
Congrats to the winner! Thanks for hosting mister!
>Rover
>>5543070
>>5543079
Well, yeah. I can't really do it for long though.
>>5543086
Congratulations, Alfred.
Thanks for hosting.
>>5542919
Should I keep trying at least...? There's different outcomes from that possibility, too many that could cause my head aching on a very intense way.
She's just want to see those things at her way... but what happens if something that one wishes enough doesn't results pretty well? Even it could end on the worst way possible.
>>5542978
The conflict with you is only with the other "Shrine Maiden". I don't have any hate towards you., even more if you don't plan to do something against myself.
But, Are you being serious with those claims? Even I'm not sure if that could happen... Unfortunately I'm not the one who sees the future, But knowing her, said knowledge would catch an interest on her very quickly.
>>5543051
congratulations!. and thanks for hosting
>>5542961
You are boring..
There more emotion in a clam then you will ever have.
>>5542978
That's what they all say....but it's nothing more than an illusion of love. They feel pity..
>>5542999
A king needs loyalty from his subjects.. not this, fake form of compassion through these hugs and kisses...
Disgusting..
>>5543051
Quite the performance winner.
Thank you host..
And with that my little guppies.. your king of the deep shall return back to the ocean.
Ta ta~!
>>5542867
Reminds me of that one comic where anime characters were cos playing as us and playing vidya about our lives
>>5543091
Give it time, mutie, you'll smell another mutie, then you'd wish to get shot.
>>5543086
>gets her book out
>>5543086
>>5543132
And what is that, I hear you asking?
YO UBER SQUAD
YOUR THRONE'S BEEN TAKEN BY THE MOTHERLAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ4l-HQBWaA
TOP THAT SCORE, I DARE YA
>>5543089
>>5543091
>>5543096
>>5543102
>>5543109
Yep.
>>5543110
Goodbye, my favorite one punch.
>With nothing better to do, Hakuno takes out a book. The book is rather old and dusty, and the cover of it was dark brown. Regardless, she opens it up, and begins reading.
"In times like these... Hope, no longer exist. Any mythical being of the highest order, has abandoned us. Why have they left us in the rift of insanity and order? A world were the weak is suppress, and the strong and talented thrive.
"But... that's not fair at all, the weak put their time in soul in their craft... so why isn't it good enough? Every single day, I am faced with more inequality, and it sickening my very soul."
"Quality and worthlessness... and destruction. We humans with our ruthless tendencies, who created a god for the sake of their own convenience..."
"Now, I ask the reader. Do you think a helpless, talentless, and weak being, can survive a world of Law and Chaos?"
This book is dumb if it thinks a person like that can survive in that kind of world. Also, whoever wrote this book, must be some kind of wizard... and not the cool one.
>>5543024
>Hakuno looks up from her book
Oh crap... uh, thanks I guess.
>>5543110
Good bye!
>sighs
(I really thought he was going to eat me)
>>5543024
Congrats and thanks for hosting
First 36
>>5543111
>Give link. I got to head out.
>>5543122
Whatever you say. You should go back to sucking on that vodka bottle.
>>5543100
On the one hand, he's got some mommy issues. On the other hand, he's got decent taste in pictures.
>>5543138
What the heck are you babbling about?
>>5543070
Of course, there's no point in being nasty to everyone when everything else is all gloomy!
>>5543157
Rover
>>5543138
What kind of book are you reading?
>>5543096
How so?
>>5543102
Lack of stamina for it?
>>5543106
You still fill the same position as her. You stand for what I'm against.
>Her voice chokes up a little
Does it look like I'm joking!? That's the plan for a reason. I've even asked the two most-often victims of her 'thievery' for help with it.
>>5543110
You don't know crap.
>>5543157
Rika
>>5543157
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5543051
Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful, dude! Oh, uh, just noticed it now; "This and a dude you wanna mess with". Apart from that, it gets the hero's seal of approval!
>>5543079
Mmhm. Lemme just translate that for you; "You have me there, Alfred". Don't worry, I can translate stuff real good.
>>5543041
>>5543059
>>5543070
>>5543071
>>5543079
>>5543089
>>5543096
>>5543098
>>5543102
>>5543109
>>5543110
>>5543154
DURUFU~! DEPEND ON THE HERO ANYTIME NOW, YOU HEAR? THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING~!
>>5543157
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5543157
Reigen Arataka
>>5543182
Fixing it.
>>5543157
Classy Raven
>>5543165
You sure about that? Not that I'm nasty to everybody, but there are some here who think the gloominess is reason enough to be nasty.
>>5543157
Colette
>>5543106
But simply bickering over it will make your headache worsen. Sometimes you just have to let the things play out. They'll come to realizing that they can't get everything that they want.
>>5543157
Hakuno Kishinami
>>5543164
Some dusty old book I found. And I am reading it out loud, since I am bored.
>>5543172
I don't really know to be honest with ya. I just found it.
>>5543157
Spike
>>5543161
Oh I finished long time ago.
>>5543157
Ana
>>5543157
King Kaito
>>5543157
Trixie Lulamoon
>>5543175
Nah, more like lack of will.
Anyway, it's time for me to head home. I'm all tuckered out now and need my beauty sleep.
Try not to kill each other, everyone.
>She draws a rune in the ground with a giant paintbrush and vanishes in a flash of light.
>>5543157
Kirigiri
>>5543157
Senshougahara
>>5543182
Voila.
>>5543202
PRAISE THE MONOLITH
>>5543136
"Seven kills. Eighteen days? Sounds like madness but the proof is there. Maybe I should stalk that place as well.
That was interesting to share.
>>5543138
The person goes against your view. No wonder you don't like him, Hakuno. Could you tell me who wrote that?
>>5543157
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5543175
Eight years. At most I have eight years to have a child.
>>5543157
Alucard Hunter Sakuya
>>5543187
Thank you so much, dude! You're a good guy~!
>>5543138
...Uh, dude? Are you alright there? You seem to be talking to yourself and I'm pretty sure that's a sign of dementia or something...
>>5543224
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL, DUDE! YOU'RE A GOOD MAN IN MY BOOK~!
>>5543157
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5543157
Bessie Higginbottom
>>5543201
Hi, Spike!
Chitogee
>>5543196
looks very dusty. maybe is a important book!
>>5543227
Oh it's you again, fuck off.
>>5543215
>fires emp
>>5543157
The Uber Gang
>>5543242
Hey there. How's it going?
>>5543190
Where I come from there's all kind of nastiness always going on, so it's better to just be nice and try not to dwell on bad stuff.
>>5543202
Top bantz good sir, top bantz
>>5543182
Oh, piss off.
>>5543219
Tch. Maybe I should teach you how to be better with it...later.
>>5543231
And why's that?
>>5543196
You're about to enter a game of death and destruction. You shouldn't really be bored anymore.
>>5543268
And where is it you come from?
>>5543251
Oh Sh-
>-uts down.
>>5543250
Oh monolith. Should I fuck off? Or should the STALKER CONVERT
>>5543283
You owe me like... fuck I forgot, let's just say 30 or 40.
>>5543157
Is there start of new game?
Kama Pulya then.
>>5543157
Andrew Wiggins
>>5543262
Trixie has been doing wonderful! And yourself? How's Sunny?
>>5542978
I'm a-okay with friends, I don't mind, they called me Merry back at home for a reason. Russia's pretty much deserted.
>>5542978
Your attitude deviates whatever yap that comes from your mouth, you're still a kid, so really you have nothing to prove.
>>5543297
I swear to go if you kill yourself just to try to make me convert, I will shank your dead body.
>>5543282
>>5543136
We're going to do it!
Someday!...
>>5543291
Got him! Come in dispatch,we have the suspect!
>put him the back of the swat van. I'll notify HQ.
>>5543157
GREEN
>>5543157
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5543304
Can do Vladimir. You've earned it.
>>5543175
"You stand for what I'm against" That's why I asked, the very possibility of making a plot against me with manipulating her on the process was the first thing It came on my mind.
But... If your intentions aren't beyond of meeting an old friend, Who I am to do something against you?
>>5543194
I-I know, I know... But, all this talk is getting more and more... Look, Idon't even know if it's aproppiated to talk with someone who lives on a "different" version of Gensokyo.
But It is correct to tell her that one shouldn't be expecting a surprise that isn't going to end well?
>>5543157
Reimu Hakurei
>>5543157
Arisa Gunhale
>>5543321
Oh, you know, I'm same as usual. As for Sunset, you'd have to ask her. That girl's always been a mystery.
>>5543157
Homulilly
>>5543288
You first, Rika. Just because we're at a stalemate doesn't mean we have to be insulting each other.
>>5543322
Well, of course! I mean, if you have a smiley face as an emblem of sorts, I can already guess what you're good at doing! I'm sure you'll make heaps of friends here!
...Russia's pretty much deserted? Huh. I never thought that RUSSIA of all places would be deserted, dude. I mean, he's the largest country for a reason, so...
Now if you excuse me, i'll keep on reading.
>She turns her attention to the book once more, and continues reading.
"What does mankind have to offer for the atrocities we have committed? Oh... how I long for a world, were the strong and the weak can live in peace..."
>She turns a page again, and lands on a blank page.
Huh, weird. Looks like the guy didn't get to finish what he started... that blows.
>>5543231
I don't know who wrote this book lady, I just found it in some ditch out in the outskirts of this place.
And it doesn't matter really, the poor guy didn't finish his craft.
>>5543236
Nah, just reading out loud.
>>5543248
Could be. Don't know for sure though. Guy didn't finish.
>>5543289
I know, but sometimes I gotta change it up a bit
>>5543323
>>5543323
THE MONOLITH HAS SPOKEN
PRAISE MONOLITH
>shoots himself in the head
>>5543325
>How large was the radius of the emp blast? Because if it was large I doubt the van would work either.
...
>He begins to tilt and falls to the ground with a loud thud, kicking up dust.
>>5543157
BK
>>5543322
I might sound cocky, but I've still got the ability to match it. Even on-foot, I could take your machine down.
>>5543347
I don't manipulate. If she wants to, she'll join only out of her free will, and I'll even refrain from attacking her 'friend' for as long as she counts you as one.
Meeting and getting her to remember. And how should I know? You always followed your impulses instead of some sort of logic.
>>5543363
>She promptly starts walking away.
>>5543355
Mystery, hm? One's lover shouldn't be an enigma, Spike!
>>5543157
Delta Air Lines
>>5543288
Biology is a harsh thing. You should know that as well.
>>5543366
I have to check that place out again. Maybe that last sentence was the ending.
Please, Mokou.
Host
>>5543366
You sure, dude? Like, it's a bit too creepy for you to be reading it out loud, but I dunno... Really, even I gotta admit that it was a little bit unsettling. What's the book called, anyway?
>>5543402
Mmhm. Walk away like you always do; it's not like it'll make you right or anything, like that time where you made the ghosts do all the dirty work instead of doing it yourself.
>He crosses his arms.
And you know you're wrong when the hero makes sense.
>>5543366
Didn't finish? Either you've stumbled on an unfinished draft, or you've got a journal there. What does the beginning say?
>>5543375
Sure was nice of that scientist to give us that emp gun.
>yeah he didn't even notice the sniper in the bush!
Quiet and effective! We should use this for hot pursuits !
>nah,then we wouldn't have fun shooting tired out.
>They pick his body up
Man this dude is heavy...
>>5543289
A nice place called [TOWN NAME]!
>>5543371
...
>he sighs
son of a whore, fucking god damn it. now I have to go and find another Monolith fucker and ask him how to convert.
>he walks away
>>5543368
>I don't think you can just turn something back on after an emp.
...
>>5543453
>As figured Kaito, being made of metal, weighs a lot.
...
>>5543416
Whose biology? The vampire's?
>>5543157
Ninooooo
>>5543494
>Does it anyways
>>5543402
Yeah, and what happens if she plams to join only out of her free will? and what happens if not? You're going to force her to remember?
Have you thought if she wasn't really the Marisa you used to know before...? Almost the same thing as you said about two versions of the same "Shrine Maiden" could be something about two versions of the same "Ordinary Magician".
And I think only what's the best way for getting away from a conflict... whether if their motives aren't selfish or it's just the contrary.
>>5543363
Yeah of course Russia's deserted, deserted, like even more deserted then it use too be. It's pretty much the abyss of radiation in a post-nuclear world.
>>5543402
Doubt you would even lay a scratch on Merry's PA; NEXTs are a lot more durable and powerful then you think.
>>5543465
Town name? Not particularly creative, don't you think?
>>5543416
I don't know. Got a strong feeling this guy wanted to write more... but something happened. Besides, it'll be kinda of strange for a guy to just leave something unfinished.
>>5543428
It's not that creepy to read out loud... but I guess it would since it's me. And what's the title? Well, I can check the cover of it again, didn't really read it at all.
>>5543440
If you mean beginning, do you mean the cover of the book? If that's what you're talking about, than i'll give it a look.
>>5543440
>>5543428
>She closes the book, and wipes off the dust on the cover... sadly, the book had no title to speak of. It was just a plain brown book, with a lot of dust on it.
>>5543494
Just drag him! I doubt anyone cares if we scratch his face.
>after dragging his body across the concrete,they load him up onto the armored van
Alright two guys go with him and make sure he doesn't wake up!
First round is on me guys! Lets go!
>they begin to drive.
>>5543347
I suppose so. Just please watch yourself.
>gets down on one knee
Mahiru please marry me