FYXE ISLAND GAMES 3
Hosting for Rover edition
EVERYONE GETS YOUR ASSES INTO THE CORNUCOPIA S.S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg
FIRST WHATEVER
>>5540155
Fujiwara no Mokou
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
Mugen
Nagito Komaeda
>Danke for waiting.
>>5540022
He needs to know? That seems kinda weird, it's gotta be said
>>5540045
Balance, keeping you upper body still, and using your edges correctly.
>>5540128
The place where said Clam Chowder is from. Also most of your Maple Syrup if you live in the States
>>5540157
I am the Real and Best Guy for a reason yaknow.
>>5540155
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5540155
Saber
>>5540155
Rika
>>5540155
Natsuki Subaru
>>5540153
Yeah, well, you're my friend and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Deep Sea King
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5540155
Fox McCloud
Beryl Benito
Furrycelot
>>5540155
Half-Minute Yushia
Artoria Pendragon
Kirigiri
Nova
Eggman-kun
>>5540155
Rover
Ninooooo
>>5540155
Kazuichi Souda
Mob
>>5540124
It's nowhere close to the season yet... Forget I asked.
>>5540128
>Jabs him hard in the gut with the blunt end of her giant paintbrush
Don't touch me, weirdo!
best
>>5540180
I'm not your friend at all, stupid scrub
>>5540170
i want komaeda to fist me with his robo arm
>>5540155
Hiita
>>5540155
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5540079
Apparently not. I actually met one earlier. You know Patchouli.
>>5540094
Because I don't know how to talk to people. Which is why I resort to this hobby.
>>5540124
It's not that. How can you survive being my friend if something like that can disable you?
>>5540128
>waves as the boy moves back
Winter will be coming soon. You better be prepared, Subaru.
>>5540155
Rapeman
Sydney Crosby
>>5540155
Hikigaya Hachiman
Fumi Kanno
>>5540155
fake Riki
Shimohara Sadako
>>5540155
Garma Zabi
Adrian Rollini
Ibuki Mioda
Nekomaru Nidai
Late Soviet
>>5540211
I'm not sure what you missed, tbqh, I just got here, but it can't have been much.
>>5540175
I am currently fighting for his affections. I will come out on top in his heart. I hope.
Colette
>>5540106
>>5540184
...I dunno. You remind me of someone, I'm probably just...assuming, you know? Sorry.
>>5540125
>>5540182
Good thing I'm not your friend. And that'd defeat the point of it!
>>5540128
>>5540180
>She immediately jolts back and pulls out a rather long dagger
DON'T TOUCH ME!
>>5540137 (Blackfish)
You still don't know crap about me. I'm still loyal to people that don't even know I ever existed in the first place!
>>5540157
>>5540181
Pfft. And? You really don't look like anything special.
>>5540210
Of course I do. Far as I know she's been around longer than you have.
>>5540175
Alright, so just don't do stupid rookie mistakes when you ski, got it! Man, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you're one of those professional skiers!
...Are you one?
Neo
>>5540022
It sure is! I'm always positive though, no sense in being a big sourpuss!
>>5540041
My name's Rover! Nice to meetcha Beryl!
>>5540045
Rover's the name Alfred, nice to meet you too!
>>5540070
You seem interesting Mob, dunno why but I like you already!
>>5540079
Aw that's okay Rika, I know you're probably grumpy again.
>>5540051
Thanks anon! I'm proud of my adorable figure.
>>5540214
>opens door
Now.
>>5540205
Who be this?
>>5540230
Apparently it was a big championship game consisting of the winners that built up over the course of the month. That's pretty rad. Maybe I can be in one of those one day...
>>5540210
Wait...How is it that you know my name,but I don't even know who you are?
>>5540027
That's weird...I thought immortality was something everyone wanted.
>>5540045
Hmmm. That depends. What do you have in mind?
>>5540079
Don't flatter yourself. You are a a boulder of misfortune.
>>5540157
And soil my hands? No thank you. You aren't worthy of being touched by a Zabi.
>>5540239
I wish I never knew you existed in the first place!
>>5540239
You mean that star friend you were talking about before? It may be a coincidence, but my most powerful spell actually has a lot to do with stars.
Want to see?
>>5540155
Reigen Arataka
>>5540124
>>5540209
>He doesn't question the girl, despite her clearly lying
...I-I see.
>>5540248
You think so? I don't get that a lot.
my throat hurts from yelling
I haven't yelled in a really long time
>>5540207
>Image
>>5540248
No, no. WHAT are you? You look like a monster, but you seem pretty calm for one...
>>5540237
Oй пиздeц is a harem again...
>>5540175
Did you get what I said earlier?
>>5540210
I-il work on it.
>>5540206
No, you're my friend. I made it official long ago.
>>5540204
PILAF!
>Subaru falls, gripping his stomach and mumbling something about the angry loli
>>5540210
I can always cheat the system! California and the Bahamas exist for a reason!
>>5540239
C'mon Rika-tan, you'll feel gooooood~!
>>5540259
Yeah, when you're not getting tortured and forced to go through the same thing over and over again.
>>5540294
I demand a friend divorce
>>5540248
You still don't know crap about me.
>>5540259
Sure I'm unlucky, but that's not all, alright?
...Let's not talk about this.
>>5540260
I doubt even you take serious dislikes that quickly.
>>5540271
I-yeah. Stars and lasers.
...Sure, I wouldn't complain, if you can spare the effort.
>>5540294
My problem right now is BEING TOUCHED, not lack of it!
>>5540239
Too bad you're MY friend, damnit! Hell, even if we're not friends, I'm still going to make her pay, even if I had nothing to do with it! No amount of "Yeah, nah, piss off" will deter me from either finding that bastard and bringing her to you, or beating her senseless!
>>5540248
Likewise, dude! Yo, I've seen you around, but I don't think I've ever actually spoken to you, bro! Now that we addressed the elephant in the room, how's life been for ya, bro?
>>5540259
China and Japan could potentially help since they have heaps of resources, dude. It'd be a huge help for you, unless you have a different nation in mind!
>>5540237
Fighting? I'm pretty sure that's not how that should work
>>5540242
True story, I raced up until college. I was in the top 20 highschool racers in the state if I recall correctly.
>>5540286
Throw it at me again.
Andrew Wiggins
>>5540214
Hokko, OW.
>>5540303
Do you want to find out? I'm just going to sit here and wait who you'll stab in the back this time like the fucking craven you are.
>>5540310
I have been binge watching some of your videos. Especially KGB simulator
>>5540310
Yo... That's so cool, broski! YOU'RE so cool, dude! How long did it even take you to make it that far?
Post your smuggest face
>>5540258
Over the course of 1 day
I just didn't host this one until today
>>5540259
Aww... How sad, here I thought you would be fun...
>>5540239
Just wait.. even in current weak state you should fear me.
>>5540175
Is that your name?
The real guy?
>>5540285
I'm no monster, I'm a cat!
>>5540303
Haha, you're so silly Rika.
>>5540306
I've been alright Alfred, just been a bit too busy to join in too many games lately. Other than that I'm totally peachy!
Alright, sorry for the wait, looks like we're going for a 36.
Hitler, don't forget your picture next time.
I know a lot of you guys come from the same "place" if you know what I mean. It would be cool to swap if it's so.
5 MINUTES TO SWAP
LINK YOURSELF PLEASE
>>5540337
Only for you
>>5540302
Y-You can't! It's only been four months Adam! Giving up now would be...i-it would be...
>Subaru starts sobbing
>>5540303
Who's touching you?
You should tell them to stop. That works for me when I'm getting touched.
>>5540239
She has. My visits here have been happening... give or take a few months.
>>5540248
As you have told others. I envy that about you, Rover.
>>5540259
You're just now realizing that, Prince Garma Zabi?
>>5540286
Calm yourself. The others are not here.
>>5540291
You think this is something that can be fixed?
>>5540294
I don't know what those places are. However I do not expect you go there with no job or money.
>>5540310
We don't physically fight... anymore. He'll choose one of us one day.
>>5540337
>
What's the biggest curse you believe could be inflicted on a human being?
>>5540337
>>5540337
>>5540337
>>5540355
I'm getting the papers ready
>>5540337
What about a winning smile, that'll please all the boys and girls!?
>>5540348
CLASS 77B!
THIS IS IT! FOCUS ON WORKING TOGETHER AND BLAST THROUGH THE COMPETITION AS ONE FIERY SPIRIT AND ONE OF US WILL SURELY WIN!
>>5540348
Uhm, excuse me, I'd like to sit this one out for my master.
>>5540203
>>5540272
>>5540294
Sorry, but don't grab me out of nowhere like that!
>>5540303
Alright, I hope you're ready~
https://youtu.be/i9dOZqkT28M?t=59s
>0:59 - 1:20
>>5540347
A cat, huh? Well, you're alright with me as long as you don't try to claw my eyes out. How'd you get here?
>>5540348
Let's go, go, GO!
>>5540358
Never understood appeal. Most of them are dead weight and usually lazy
>>5540337
This good enough, dude?
>>5540347
Hey, it's not like I can blame you for being busy; for some people here, this place is like a hobby of sorts! What've you been busy doing, if I can be a bit nosy?
>>5540348
DURUFU~! The hero's in an awesome mood today! Proceed~!
>>5540333
Haha. Hope you're enjoying the content you bastard.
>>5540336
>fucking Bedford racers. They win because they have the better equipment.
I started racing in the forth grade. So from then to my senior year was about eight years
>>5540337
>
>>5540339
Nah, my name is Sips. Or, Chris.
>>5540338
(Ahh, my mistake. Carry on!)
>>5540360
(Falling in love)
>>5540337
>
>>5540348
>And we're back ladies & gentlemen with another exciting Rape-Man adventure! Cue the theme music! NANANANANANA RAPEMAN! NANANANAA RAPEMAN! RAPEMAAAAAN! RAPEMAA-what do you mean we're getting sued for copyright infringement?
>>5540337
>
>>5540348
I have been skipped.
>>5540210
>>5540358
Wait people... We're straight 36.
Do you think I should BUMP THE GAME Kamina-style or we're okay?
>>5540374
Are you sure, my student? I'm more than capable of sitting out.
>>5540390
Bump. I'm totally unbiased
>>5540358
Don't tell me you that bad with geography. California is the most well known place in America, and the Bahamas are...somewhere around there.
>>5540367
D-Don't do this Adam! You're making a huge mistake!!
>>5540375
You were making too much noise! I had to shut you up before others heard!
>>5540301
Oh come on. This place isn't that awful.
>>5540303
Fine...let's change the subject. Are you feeling better since the incident yesterday?
>>5540306
More dead nations...interesting. Well if they can some how find their way here,then I supposed I welcome it. Oh by the way I met another one like you.
>>5540339
I am not your plaything,monster. I would show you just what my mobile suit can do,but I am a civilized man.
>>5540358
Y-yes. You are starting to creep me out. How do you know so much about me!
>>5540390
Do it
>>5540337
>Don't make me use the whole folder.
>>5540390
>please bump
Sliver Queen
>>5540403
You'll get a call from my lawyer anytime soon
>>5540348
Let us begin.
>>5540306
Unfortunately, it's ME. And you can't stop another me, even if she doesn't want to use magic.
>>5540331
Stop. Calling me. That.
>>5540339
I was trained by the most powerful evil spirit in existence, I don't FEAR anything.
>>5540347
There's nothing silly about me!
>>5540355
ANOTHER ME.
>>5540358
And you only decided to start showing yourself in the past few weeks.
>>5540375
...Huh. For some reason I was expecting something way more flashy.... Hehe, still, seems like it's a pretty damn solid technique.
>>5540337
>
I want to star in a buddy movie with Souda and have wacky adventures with him.
>>5540399
That's okay, I had something to do anyway.
>put my flash drive through the washer
>and the dryer
>it still works
>>5540358
Still. It seems like something out of a reality TV show
>>5540385
You're welcome but one maybe insult. Your voice reminds me of a guy named Lost Pause.
>>5540387
>
>>5540389
S-Sorry...
OKAY I NEED 5 MORE
>>5540429
Now that's the power of your porn folders
>>5540360
Immortality with immobility.
>>5540404
If by "better" you mean "sorrow has been replaced by laser-focused murderous rage", then hell yeah.
>>5540348
Looks good Fyxe!
>>5540337
>
>>5540358
Nothing to really be jealous about, anyone can be positive if they try hard enough!
>>5540273
I can tell a lot about people just from looking at them, you seem like a strong opponent already, even if I don't know why.
>>5540375
I certainly won't claw your eyes out in the lobby, that'd be mean! Can't promise nothing bad will happen in the arena though. I came here on the train!
>>5540383
Lots of things! Fishing, bug hunting, burying treasure, burying bodies the usual stuff!
>>5540423
You sure? A grumpy little girl with a tank seems silly to me! No offense of course!
>>5540440
Joe Rushton
>>5540337
>>5540429
Most electronics work through the wash aslong as you let them dry.
>>5540424
MAKE IT HAPPEN, ANON! Don't just sit there. Get up and work towards your dream! Only through training and dedication will you acheive your goal. GET UP AND GO! FULLFILL YOUR DREAM!
DE GESO
DE GESO
DE GESO
DE GESO
DE GESO
DE GESO
>>5540440
Reisen Udongein Inaba
>>5540450
Strong opponent..? We don't have to fight.
>>5540440
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5540440
James Lipton
>>5540403
Then just ask me to quiet down instead of putting your hands over my mouth like some pervert!
>>5540423
Right? No one could stand against my Crazy Comet!
>>5540450
There's a train station here?
>>5540461
Shut up...
>>5540440
Glenn Miller
(filler)
>>5540360
Immortality
>>5540461
Is this an entry?
Fuck it I add you anyway
>>5540437
Hello, friend! Just your friendly neighborhood BAGMAN out for groceries! Nothing unusual at all here, nope!
>>5540360
>Having everything you believe in be proven false and wrong.
>>5540385
Sips you speak to the King of the deep.
Lord of the seven seas.
>>5540348
This looks tasty.
>>5540429
>That's happens alot.
>>5540404
Mobile suit...?
Is that some kind of battle suit?
>>5540423
Not even your master..or even yourself?
>>5540360
Love
>>5540385
..."Bedford racers"? I'm afraid I don't know what those are, dude. And you being able to ski must've made you earn heaps of cash, bro! Did you do it as a job? A hobby? I'm interested!
>>5540404
Somehow find their way here, yeah! I think I saw Japan somewhere around here, actually... Wait, you met another person like me around here? Who was it?!
>>5540423
So what?! The hero's gonna make this right, since that commie bastard couldn't friggin' help you that day! I can just lure her or some crap, it'll work out in the end! That's the hero's promise!
>>5540450
...Huh. Didn't think you were doing the graveyard shift as well, dude. Anyway, you have heaps of hobbies, the hero must say! How do you manage to do all of it and find time to be here?
>>5540360
The power of super enhanced hindsight
>>5540404
Not this place, but the other place I was thrown into.
It doesn't even matter anyways. I was punched in the face and that made me ugly, so we're all good.
>>5540415
Adam...ADAM!!!!
>>5540423
But I'm not another you, so what's the big deal here?
>>5540477
If I was a pervert I would've done this
>he puts his hands on her body
But luckily for you I'm not a pervert, so I wouldn't have done this.
>>5540461
Hmmm...?
What's this..?
>>5540423
Or else WHAT? You would not be the first welp I knocked into the dirt nor will you be the last.
>>5540273
Good!
>>5540337
>
>>5540358
Well, got to try right?
>>5540483
>pulls out KS-23 shotgun
Better stay that way
>>5540337
>my smuggest face
>>5540506
>Jabs him in the exact same way as before
IDIOT!
>>5540506
From now on you'll have to call me Major Ocelot
>>5540437
Lost Pause? Never heard of him
>>5540491
Hole-lee shit. Aquaman?
>>5540499
>They were a rich kid school. Skiing is one of those funny sports where the equipment really can mean everything.
My parents got me into it, now that I'm out of the house I pay for most of my own equipment. I do it as a hobby now that I'm done with racing.
>>5540379
None of us are glad to be in one either. That's why we try to make ourselves better than the other.
>>5540403
I only know of the most important cities in Japan. Why would I know of other countries? also you didn't answer my question of how you will be able to go there.
>>5540404
I have been stalking this place for months now. I have information on nearly everyone.
>>5540423
Past few days actually. I wasn't ready if you can understand that.
>>5540431
As I told Soviet, I'm not happy with the arrangement either. I clearly love him the most.
>>5540450
Only one thing can make me happy and that has a chance of not happening.
>>5540520
You could get hurt. Or worse. Are you seriously thinking of risking that.
Game is coming people, I'm just fixing some of your names because Host helped though it was funny to name you after a binari code.
Please be patient
>>5540491
>Having everything you believe in be proven false and wrong.
That's.. pretty interesting.
Could you expand on what you mean by that, if you're willing to do so?
>>5540461
>DE GESO
What did he mean by this?
>>5540529
>The same thing happens as last time, except he's bleeding and tearing up
Wh-what was that for!? I did nothing wrong!
>>5540535
Major...Major Asshole! I loved you, and you did this to me!? H-How can you sleep at night!
>>5540525
Goodness, that's an impressive weapon. Fret not, sir. I'm a law abiding citizen!
>But as we all know, dear readers. The only law that our hero follows is the law of ADPB!*
>*Ahegao, Double Peacesign, Begging for Forgiveness!
>>5540545
(It's alright, take your time!)
>>5540450
I don't follow your 'logic' here, one bit.
>>5540477
Caareful, there. I wouldn't sound THAT confident, hehe.
>>5540491
I don't have a master. And I don't any reason to fear the person that would be OR myself! Got that?
>>5540499
I'd rather handle it all by my lonesome, dammit....
>>5540506
The big deal is being touched in the first place!
>>5540511
Tch, can the other 'whelps' fly or use magic?
>>5540544
There is such a thing as "too much preparation".
>>5540520
You wouldn't be afraid of water, would you?
>>5540448
So in other words...no.
>>5540491
Calling it that is an insult to the men and woman who worked on it. It's a revolutionary weapon matched by none. I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand.
>>5540499
One who seemed to call himself the embodiment of Russia. Very rude individual if I do say so myself.
>>5540506
Y-you look the same to me. No offense.
>>5540544
Is that one of your hobbies? Stalking? Ehhh, you should really get out more.
>>5540337
>
>>5540360
I would say Impurity, but Human beings are Impure by nature... Immortality, on the other case, would be the worst curse for one of said species, even worse than Death.
>>5540544
Perfect. Makes good and productive workers
>>5540536
He is a Youtube guy that makes obnoxious let's plays of anime games and is cringe sometimes.
https://m.youtube.com/user/LostPause
>>5540560
One more time and I'll sue you
>>5540544
Yep. Its not like Ive havent had worse here!
>>5540564
NO!
>>5540469
Not yet, but anything can happen during a game! I just like to be prepared, won't try anything here so don't worry!
>>5540477
Sometimes, it tends to be here on some days and not be here on others.
>>5540499
That's a secret Mr.Hero, and I don't go telling my secrets to just anyone!
>>5540544
Awww..I'm sure you'll manage to get it someday! Don't be so hard on yourself!
>>5540563
Actually, I don't think you could follow my logic, my logic tends to be fairly different from everyone else's here. That's alright though, everyone is different!
>>5540562
I know what some men like you do and if you even try to rape I will cut your limbs off piece by piece and throw you into bullet ant chamber.
>>5540560
Don't touch me! I already told you!
>>5540563
Hm, hm~
>A sly grin spreads across her face as you say that
>>5540586
Huh... That's weird, but I shouldn't expect any different from this place.
NO TIME FOR COMMENTING THIS
LET'S GO!!!!
>leaves the toilet seat up
>in the men's room
>>5540562
There's a guy called Hikigaya Hachiman that needs to be taught your laws, ra- er, bagman.
>>5540536
Ah... So they basically won because they were rich as hell and had the best equipment? Damn. I feel sorry for you, dude.
So now you do it as a hobby - Congrats, dude! I gotta say that you're pretty inspiring to me, and that means a lot coming from the hero! Are there any other hobbies you have?
>>5540563
TOO BAD THE HERO'S PISSED AT THE MOMENT! Ivan had ONE goddamn job and he couldn't even do that! I'm going to get to the bottom of this, and if Allen doesn't beat the shit out of her before them, I'm handing her to you!
>>5540567
...Ivan. He was probably being too busy being miffed at you because you were royalty - Remember the Russian royal family? Eh, I'm his rival, after all!
>>5540586
MAGIC! You must have daylight savings, or maybe even someone to help you with it! You're so cool, Rover~!
>>5540544
I'd get there by fishing boat I guess. It's take some time, but it'd be free and it'll take me someplace warm. That's as far as my plan goes for now.
>>5540563
But Rika-tan...there's nothing wrong with being touched. Depending on who touches you it could feel kind of nice.
>>5540567
...
I need to ask you something. Do you feel the need to strike up a relationship with me?
>>5540580
You can't sue me for calling you by the title you should've gotten, Major Asshole.
>>5540607
Man that was a nice sleep. Hey wait a sec, did I take the boat home again?
>>5540607
>Forgot to add the shadow option while uploading the image.
I apologize for any eye hurt during that bloodbath while reading the text, sorry people. It's going to be okay after
>>5540599
What's this!? You're... you're female!?
>Oh, no! Has Rape-Man found his next target!? Or is it a clever trap by the Motherland's finest to keep the streets safe!?
>>5540607
>No! They're after the bounty on his head! Oh, what infamy! What glory! 50,000 US dollars, what a price to put on that paper bag head of his!
>>5540546
>I rather not. Something personal.
>>5540536
No... I'm the deep sea king. Not an aqua man.
>>5540563
Someone is getting rather angry.
Did I hit a nerve?
>>5540567
Of course I wouldn't. I do not need such a unnecessary object.
>>5540607
Just try it! Im no pushover!
>>5540567
>She looks at the ground
Not really.
>>5540586
You're already giving me a headache...AGAIN.
>>5540602
...What's with that face?
>>5540360
To lose everyone they hold dear, and to leave them helpless to do anything about it.
>>5540622
What makes you think he even gives a crap?
>>5540627
It's called "haphephobia". There's only a TINY list of people that don't trip that littl panic button on me.
>>5540607
This is such crap... I'm going to make myself a fur coat tonight!
>>5540620
>Doesn't care for obvious reasons.
>>5540631
Try me. I would like to turn you into a mound of guts and blood
>>5540563
Funny that you would be the one to tell me that.
>>5540567
Get out more? I get out all the time when I do it.
>>5540584
I know. You really need this, don't you?
>>5540586
I hope so. I want to be his wife.
>>5540620
>she begins writing in her journal
>>5540627
Out into the ocean. You must forget how cold it can get there.
>>5540641
Ohh, nothing, nothing. I just thought that what you said was a little funny is all.
>>5540632
No, you didn't. I'm always grumpy.
>>5540620
>Isn't a man
>>5540646
What's so funny about it?
>>5540607
It's good to think positive. My information will get us there.
>>5540584
I see. That satisfies my curiosity. Anyways, I gotta go, I'm Mob, by the way.
>>5540586
I hope not. I have to go now, what is your name?
>>5540607
Well, I'm back from hosting in Russian territory.
I accept this challe--
...
>>5540642
>>5540646
>>5540658
...oh right there's not much fellahs in here... nor is there any other kid to play with... tough place to be evil...
>>5540641
Because he's HUMAN, even if he's a scumbag! He's ME, for God's sake; he has emotions, too! We have one thing in common, and it's that we have standards!
>>5540620
...What the hell, man? I thought we were bros...
>>5540602
It was an example. I didn't actually touch you. You're getting all worked up over nothing.
>>5540641
I think it'll be better if you get over this fear. More people are going to try and touch you y'know. It's not going to get easier.
>>5540646
I-I'll be on a boat, so it'll be okay, right?
>>5540645
And I would like to see you forced into ahegao! But we both can't get what we want now can we!?
>No, seriously, folks, that's not happening. This is NOT that kind of doujin. Or is it? Someone really needs to keep me updated on all these genre shifts and artist changes.
>>5540629
FUCK YOU ROVER
I HOSTED FOR YOU
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
>pets
I have a feeling that tournament is going to be get poor ratings, Rover is down and all the cool people are already being defeated. And more events to fix.
But hum, let's try our best anyway
>>5540544
Awwww... you love Soviet?
>>5540578
I kinda see the resemblance, but at the same time not really.
>>5540622
Nah, don't be. I did well considering. I enjoy being in the outdoors in general. It's beautiful being up here most of the time, save for a really bad storm
>>5540632
There's only one king of the sea I know. Did you usurp him?
>>5540607
Of course! Any help would be necessary for the progress of the game. I promise you that we're going to finish this game filled with Lunacy safe and without any major harms.
>>5540671
>hosting in Russian territory
How did they even understand any of your events?
>>5540627
W-what? NO! Im just saying you look the same to me. I don't understand how you said you are ugly now.
>>5540622
Yes...So wouldn't he appreciate me more if he was royalty at one point?
>>5540632
...
You're bluffing.
>>5540641
Im sorry to hear that. Maybe a nice glass of Zeonic brandy might help elevate your mood?
>>5540646
To stalk people...That's not what I meant. I mean go hang out with some friends...
>>5540667
M-Me? What do you want me for? I don't think I'm allowed near you.
>>5540690
Something about me winning and me winning a second time.
>>5540656
...Don't just leave em clueless, here.
>>5540672
Evil is relative to the person's perceptions.
>>5540673
I meant Ivan or whatever. But hey, whatever.
>>5540686
YOU HAVE CLEARLY NEVER HAD A PHOBIA.
>>5540703
>She smirks slightly
Do I really look like the sort of person you want to get drunk?
>>5540690
A knife in her back? I guess that means I'm fine.
Right?
>>5540700
Well, some of them speak English. It's dead hours for them so I doubt it mattered.
I'll be back in a few, I should probably grab a bite to eat.
>>5540672
Evil? You? You look like you couldn't hurt a fly!
>>5540686
Yes you did, don't pretend you didn't! Now I'm starting to think you are some kind of pervert...
>>5540690
If I meet you again, I will turn your blood to ice.
>>5540689
>Tape Face puts tape on the bag covering that guy's face. Now Rape Man has become Tape Man
>>5540689
>fires all 6 shells into you and starts beating and dismembering you using the shotgun as a sledgehammer
>>5540695
Got it
>>5540665
My name's Rover, it was nice meeting you Mob!
>>5540622
Thanks Alfred, you're a cool cat yourself!
>>5540641
Oh geeze I'm sorry Rika, you need an Aspirin or something?
>>5540646
Oooh it's that kind of wish! That's so nice.
>>5540689
>HOSTED FOR
>FIRST DEATH
>HAHA FUCK
>>5540607
*Licks his lips*
Isn't this wonderful!
>>5540658
Suuuree..
*Squats down, places a finger on Rika's head*
I didn't.
>>5540690
Tasty... These fruits can fill an empty stomach.
>>5540695
What I told other humans.. this earth is not the one I'm familiar with.. my earth I am the king of the deep.
>>5540703
*Sea king pats his own chest*
Test me..
Hit me here.
>>5540690
I've got my methods for making this glorious palace with just using this sand, Anyways, I'll lend you a hand the next time you wanted to make another thing.
>>5540712
I've taken down lots of powerful machines. That's all I'm going to say~
>>5540690
>It's time for a flashback, dear readers! Back to the days when Rape Man was simply Rape Boy! Back to when he didn't wear a paper bag on his head but the pilfered panties of his Elementary school sweetheart, Ms. Baker! Back to the days where he was armed with nothing but his childish with and a desire to hold hands!
Ahh, I have come far, have I not...?
>And still further to go! Onwards and forwards, that's the Rape-Man way!
>>5540728
W-what are you doing? Don't you dare! Unhand me you miscrea-
>And now, The Nutshack proudly presents the adventures of TAPE MAN!
>Since when did we have the Comics Code in Japan anyway!?
>>5540732
>SORRY FOLKS! SUCH GORY SCENERY IS NOT FOR CHILDREN! SO WE'RE AFRAID WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUT A BIG STINKING
[CENSORED]
>>5540733
Hey, I know you! You're the cat that said hello to me on the train!
>>5540714
Yeah you are, I just genderbended you somehow. I'm sorry Reigen, still new to host helper and all.
Alright Souda/Subaru, take that event as you want, but to me it's a clear sign of fate if you know what I mean.
I didn't know you were a furry Mokou...
Alfred... I'm counting on you make HG great again, please. Let the star-sprangled banner of Hoshi guide us all!
>>5540695
No. The one I happen to fall in love with hasn't appeared here yet.
>>5540703
I have a few friends. However in the end, I'm a loner.
>>5540658
This is coming from the woman who has been planning to take down someone for months.
>>5540672
Would you mind telling me what you did in there, Leopold?
>>5540686
>shrugs
I've never been on a boat before.
>>5540667
The silent one.
>she looks at him intensely
>>5540733
Love is nice. It is my goal to have him in the end. Do you have anything like that?
>>5540703
I have to be uglier now! Girls aren't trying to kill me with their boobs like last time, back when I was handsome!
>>5540712
>touches your face without consent or a care in the world for Rika-tan's phobia
>>5540717
Of course I'm not a pervert! A pervert would do something like this-
>he touches your boob with his index finger
I haven't done anything like that, so how can I be a pervert!?
>>5540690
Yes, yes, good! Amazing peptalk. Half of your dialy training is already done. NOW RIDE THAT MOMENTUM TO BECOME EVER BETTER THAN BEFOOOOOOOOOORE!
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, I CALL IT "EMERALD SPLASH".
>>5540695
If you say so. It was just totally unfair... The outdoors ARE pretty sweet, huh? In my opinion, it's much better when it's sunset and you go out for a walk! What about you? When do you like going out for a walk?
>>5540703
...The Russian Revolution involved overthrowing the royal family to make the government communist. You know about that, right?
>>5540712
...BECAUSE HE'S HUMAN. He's stalked by Belarus all the time, so he knows how you feel! Anyway, point is, I'm helping you bring that bastard to justice if that's the last thing I do, and that's the hero's-- No, MY promise!
>>5540733
And you have a sense of humour, too? You're a riot, Rover! You're like me if I was a bit more cute!
>>5540767
...T-Thank you, whoever you are! I'LL MAKE THIS PLACE GREAT AGAIN, JUST LIKE DONALD TRUMP WILL TO AMERICA! I'M THE HERO~!
>>5540767
I... haven't calculated the right approximations, Sorry about the mess.
>>5540770
...
>Jabs him once again
>>5540767
I suspect an evil spirit is the cause of your issue and mine, Fyxe.
>>5540715
Bye bye.
>>5540767
Simple brute force and speed nothing more.. now about that data you got from me.
>>5540789
>More like belong in the trash!
>*Punches a hole in his stomach*
>>5540759
>is allowed to air on Eastern bloc with USSR anthem to show why you not fuck with Russian girls
Filthy man.
>reverts genderbend
>>5540770
HE DID IT!
>smashes your head with shotgun like baseball bat
>>5540789
More like, belongs in the trash.
WRRRRYYYYY!
>>5540767
>If you had one chance, readers, one chance to change history, what would you do!? What regrets would you have undone? What romances would you try and start? How would you change the world for the better!?
Hello, Rape Boy? The lottery numbers are 6-6-6-420! Do me proud!
>...oh
I miss Bold and Brash.
>>5540767
My promise. I knew I couldn't keep it.
>>5540767
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. You're seeing things.
>>5540769
I haven't either, but they have to have some kind of heating. If not the fishermen that bring in the good stuff would've been frozen solid by now.
>>5540804
>>5540816
>same thing happens, except this time he's crying even harder and spits out blood
>>5540733
I need distance from idiots like you....
>>5540743
>She darts backwards as he squats down a dopey-looking ghost-like being taking her place with a pop
>>5540756
Hah! My machines were designed to shrug off all the magic it gets hit with!
...Besides, I never said that tanks were all I've got going for me, did I?
>>5540769
Years. And that one actually DESERVES that much!
>>5540770
>She immediately takes her dagger and shoves it in to his throat
>>5540795
Doesn't anyone understand "it's personal" here?
>>5540821
>Did he leave?
>>5540795
It means you're out of the competition Alfred.
Sorry, blame Hoshi.
>>5540767
Alright, we keep going on our second day of fighting, and I can already say viewers are fleeing, maybe it's friday night and they're too busy getting laid and all?
mhh...
Alright, Hiita is Hot stuff in america.
Mob is pure and frankly, you just need to look at his face to know that
And Adrian Rollini gets a canon event... somehow
>>5540751
Gosh, you make it seem so easy. I'd just be in the way if you were to make something else.
Thanks anyway, bun.
>>5540646
Need what?
>>5540665
So long mob!
>>5540690
Oh cmon!
>>5540767
Piece of cake!
>>5540712
Haha! I don't know...maybe.
>>5540743
Hmph! I'll bring you down with my rifle!
>He begins to load the rounds
Just wait till I bring your head back to Zeon and hang it over my fireplace!
>>5540769
>Rolls eyes
Gee, I wonder why...It couldn't be the whole stalking thing could it? No,of course not!
>>5540770
Maybe that was a one time thing? Perhaps they mistook you for a celebrity? Or maybe you had money.
>>5540795
Of course, But he is no longer communist...So why would he hold that grudge?
>>5540816
>That's right, Rape-Man faithful! That footage is available on the special features of the upcoming Rapeman Volume 5 blu-ray! Pre-order your copy today! And don't forget to stay tuned for the upcoming RAPE MAN: THE MOVIE!
When another sad sack male inherits the mask, he shall enact revengeance upon you!
>>5540845
>Ooh lala! That's a nice look!
...I feel pretty.
>>5540845
It says crippled, not dead. It even says life. Certainly I'm able to keep going.
>>5540673
HAHA! that's what you get for fighting with PROFESSOR CHAOS!
>>5540712
It is?
>>5540717
Why sure I can, I'm Professor Chaos!
>a fly lands on his shoulder
oh hello there.
>>5540769
Who's that? I'm Professor Chaos!
>>5540769
>>5540845
W-what happenned! Stupid copycats!
>>5540834
>Just leaves him writhing in pain while muttering something about idiots
>>5540837
Oh yeah? What else have you got?
>>5540869
...You aren't doing anything to disprove my point, little guy.
>>5540873
>rubs tum
>>5540861
>insert Navy Seal copypasta but Spetsnaz edition here
>>5540837
>blood gushes out of his throat, spraying Rika-tan in the process
>he dies and then repawns like always
I don't think you have to respawn quite like this...
>>5540845
I'm not giving you a single thing, James.
>>5540860
What celebrity do you know looks like me?
Unless...I-I'm actually famous somehow! Is this being broadcaster to the world or something!?
>>5540837
...T-There's a reason why I want to help you with it, Rika. It's kinda personal for me, too, but I'm going to try my damnest to help you with it, I swear on my life!
>>5540845
...Oh. Well, I'll still be training for however long I need to! I'M THE HERO~!
>>5540860
Either it's that, or you must have done something to rub him the wrong way. I mean, I'm not Ivan, so what would I know, amirite? He's a stick in the mud, I'll tell you that!
>>5540869
Like, no, bro. You're supposed to put the seat down, and this is what you do? No ice cream for you until you put it down, mister!
>>5540876
>I didn't choose this picture, but OK.
>>5540876
I-I may be an idiot, but I'm definitely not a...p-pervert...
I want to give Fyxe a messy facial
>>5540860
I'll probably either get violent or start crying nonstop.
>>5540869
I was raised by an evil spirit, of course it is!
>>5540876
>She grins
I was trained in magic by the most powerful evil spirit in all existence, along with my little ability for creating things. You tell me.
Oh, and my dagger, too.
>>5540890
Don't. Do that.
>>5540898
I don't get why in the slightest....
Hello HG.
>>5540876
Oh yeah?!
>he pulls out hair spray
see what I'll do to the O-ZONE! this time I bough- MADE a stronger spray!
>sprays it into the air
>>5540845
>Instead of getting crushed, the Half-Minute Heroine is sent flying into the air!
AHHHHH!!! BUT I AM A HEROOOOOO!!
>She meant to say Heroine
>>5540865
You can't, how are you even going to swim, to fight, to travel through time?
Sorry Pr. Xavier Reigen, but my tournament is ableit.
>>5540861
I like your bag to be honest, it's pretty.
I have the same at home
>>5540845
Alright if you guys aren't going to make noise, I'm going to do it for you
>takes up mic
IT'S ALREADY NIGHT 3 AND HALF THE TRIBUTES ARE DEAD ALREADY.
A WILD BROKEN EVENT APPEARS
IN THE MEANTIME FOX BEGINS HIS CAREER AS A STAND UP COMEDIAN AND HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I hope the shaman told you to stay a furry Ocelot, you're pretty.
>>5540906
HHeeehhh...
>>5540845
Those clothes are very impractical, and smells pretty strange, Besides that I couldn't store anything on them... I'll need to find the one who used my clothes.
>>5540849
It's not that hard once you got the right method, I've learned very tricks from my Masters, Just keep practicing and you'll accomplish something.
>>5540844
Probably. He hasn't shown up in months.
>>5540845
This pest is bothering me..
>>5540837
Err...?
What was that...?
>>5540860
*Stands there tanking the bullest*
Oh my... I felt that.. just a little
*The bullets holes already begin to heal up*
>>5540898
Like I'm allowed to take ice-cream from stranger! HAHA! I am the victor in here!
>>5540911
Oh okay. I have no idea what you said.
>>5540914
Hello NOD how is it going?
Fuck you just missed my awesome games, but have fun anyway!
>hands you a beer
>>5540861
See? We have the same bag!
>
>>5540911
When will I ever get on your short list of people that can touch you?
>>5540914
Hello G Unit-tan!
>>5540925
So I'm at a rave by myself...? O-Okay...
>>5540925
How? PSYCHIC POWERS!
>>5540914
Greetings Nod Unit. I have a target for you
>>5540880
>What a threat! Seems like our hero isn't exactly making himself popular in the Motherland! As we all know, every smart rapist keeps track of the goings on in the underbelly of the Internet!
Now here's a guy with free time.
>>5540906
Is that the voluptuous fox woman?! Do so, anonymous! It is your right as a hotblooded male!
>>5540925
But of course! It's a Rapeman classic!
>And speaking of Rape-Man classics, he's inviting two lovely lovely ladies with the promise of food. Take notes, readers, this is just one of the many ways you can get what you want out of the other gender!
>>5540944
What's this!? R-Rape Woman!?
>>5540759
Oh, hello there Mr...uh, wow this is awkward, what's your name again?
>>5540769
That's a secret~
>>5540795
You're a nice guy too Alfred! You're like me if I was bald and taller!
>>5540837
Aww Rika you know I'm not an idiot, I'll just get some medicine from the train for you, wait here!
>>5540911
It's personal, let's just say. I kinda saw something featuring me in it and it kinda traumatised me a bit, so knowing that it happened to one of my bros...
>Alfred just looks to his side, pulling on his curl a bit.
I'm gonna help ya with it.
>>5540938
Except you're not! You're not going to have any dinner at all here; there was a buffet a while ago here, so guess who's not going to go to it?
>>5540935
Just a ghost.
>It floats there, expression utterly blank.
>>5540938
What was so hard to understand about it?
>>5540946
Never, if you keep it up like THAT!
>>5540955
Just bugger off....
>>5540959
That makes no sense whatsoever.
>>5540959
no seriously I can't take anything from stranger, or else I'll be grounded.
>>5540944
Thanks furry porn...
>takes the beer
>>5540946
G unit... What?
>>5540950
Target? What do you mean Soviet?
>>5540951
Remember. You try anything I will kill you in over 700 ways that is just with my pet bear
>>5540834
Maybe they just deal with it. You are unsurprisingly prepared for this.
>>5540837
Years...
>as she repeats that, she begins writing
It's a grey matter to me.
>>5540857
I don't have a better way to put this. Some comfort. Especially after you called me nice.
>>5540860
It really isn't. I have been doing this only recently. I was always seen as dangerous even before that.
>>5540869
Playing make believe can be fun. What did you do then, Chaos?
>>5540872
I guess I should introduce myself. Mizore Shirayuki. I have one question.
>>5540914
Hello there Nod unit.
>>5540955
I see. Don't slip up or I may find out.
>>5540905
Whatever...
>>5540911
Well I have all sorts of powerful magic and Terracotta's pretty powerful on it's own too!
>Her grin grows ever wider and her stance more prideful
>>5540914
Hey there.
>>5540915
...Is this supposed to do something or...?
>>5540955
I gave you my true identity when I moved into Trash-Town. But, that is not for me reveal. No no, dear cat, who stands before you is none other than RAPEMAN!
>Strike a pose! Play the theme music!
>>5540971
Y-you have a bear? Why am I not surprised you have a bear!? ....what's his name?
>Note to self: take up bear wrestling classes.
>>5540972
Hello spooky guy.
>>5540973
Sup.
>>5540968
A filthy man spouting evil. Kill him for Kane
>points at man in bag
>>5540951
>>5540972
>she goes red in the face
I-I mean.. if you want that-
>>5540890
Could be...I would actually enjoy the thought of that. I could imagine being one of the all stars!
>>5540898
If anything he rubs me the wrong way. I take it he won't be happy of our recent partnership.
>>5540911
>He pulls out a very fancy looking bottle and a glass from his backpack
Let's see which one it will be today.
>He pours you a glass
>>5540935
>He throws the rifle in frustration
That's just not fair!
>>5540972
Hmm. What makes you so threatening? I swear if you are another magic user....
>>5540965
I'm just trying to make you feel better...
>>5540968
Yeah, G Unit. I think that's a little better than Nod Unit. What the heck is a Nod anyways? Whatever it is sounds gross.
>>5540972
I have to be! NEETs can't survive the winter! It's too cold for us to do anything, so the only thing that's left for us to do is die!
>>5540985
>she walks forward a bit
Being in the shadows is not always good it seems. Hey.
>>5540972
>>5540925
Probably If I could win... I doubt if the prize would be something worthy or even if would be useful on home, Except if it were something really useful for the Princess.
>>5540914
Evening.
>>5540985
Eh... Just hanging around I guess...
>>5540992
Don't stare at me like that.
BOOKER WAS RIGHT ALL THE TIME
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