RWBYgt Trash General #137: Headpat Engineering Edition Prev

First for Boveen family genetics.

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When will we get Wendell and Gumi doing some nude cuddling?

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Do these colours look accurate? If not, what do I change?

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>>5531809
Skin and hair is good.
Wendell's outfit colour scheme would be from the Autumn Meadowhawk, while Gumi's is more from gummy bears like Red, Orange, Green, and Yellow.

>>5532036
Partially coloured. Is this what you meant?

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>>5532178
Fuckiddy fuck fuck fuck.

>>5532187
Something wrong?

>>5532299
I didn't link the image in my first post. So is this colour scheme okay or not?

>>5532322
Yep. More on Gumi's design, how about the colour scheme from gummy worms?
[s]or Gummy bears if you got a preference.[/s]

>>5532390
I know what you meant. It just don't think could manage something like that.

>>5532402
I see... Well I'm alright with orange and strawberries colour scheme.

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>In Pyrrh4's universe
>Timeline is fucked
>All thanks to Zed's massive autism boner
>tfw Zed gets fired for this

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Done I guess.
Leave feedback and point out shit to fix.

>>5534343
looks pretty gud

NOW DO EVA, CUTEST BUG IN THE THREAD

>>5534343
Not bad, it's pretty good.

>>5534405
Seconding

>>5534405
Did you not read my posts last thread?
I'm not gonna draw for a while.

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>>5534493
Oh... Well have your break Dry, maybe some day you'll improve.

Evaquest later today btw

>>5534343
looks neato

>>5534511
>Implying he won't always be as shitty as he is now.
Well memed.

>>5534511
>maybe some day you'll improve.
Doubt it. But thanks I guess?
>>5534592
Well you're not wrong.

So is it cool to hate Dry again?
Also quests when?

>>5535635
It never was.
When you stop.

>>5535656
Hey, I'm not a hater. I was just asking.

>>5535963
Don't encourage that fuckstick. It's people like him (probably just him) that are the reason we never keep any drawfags. We're lucky Dry's just as stubborn as he is.

>>5536125
this

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Gotten back to traditional drawing, I need to keep drawing...
[s]At least I think Yang looked pretty decent.[/s]

>>5536900
And who might you be?

>>5537687
Appears to be Sleepy.

>CYOA high school

Who is who and what shenanigans happen?

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>>5537687
It's me Sleepy, my tablet is gone and now I have to stick to traditional.

>>5537696
>Highschool HJQ never

>Jade and P3-N1 meet

What happens?

>>5537696
>Naja
The dork at school who has braces, gets really shy when a normal kid talks to her. She was never in a date before, if she was it can be awkward.

>Furca
War Veteran teacher, triggered easily whenever a student brings firecrackers.

>Keppel
People think she's a normal student, but has a surprise when someone wants to have sex with her.

>Wendell and Gumi
Literal couple, would bang during a prom night. Can relate to others, but couldn't handle it in their pants.

>Marigold
One of the /fit/ grils sporting soft abs, secretly has a crush with a girl.

>Eva
The ugly duckling, bullies pick on her especially Cardin.

>Jasper
Hormones controls him, and bound to spill spaghetti at any second.

>>5538100
Are the GMs the teachers?

>>5538100
Ironwood is the principal and Carl is the gym teacher.

>>5538599
>Sleepy runs a class
>Always neglects the students
>Gives Wendell bundles of condoms for Gumi
>Wendell doesn't take the hint
>Boasts how massive his autism boner is
>Rarely speaks broken English
>His "teaching" is him sitting back reading smut
>His alter ego "Zed" assist him in every class

>>5538748
>Rarely speaks broken English
>Rarely
>doubt.jpg

>>5538599
>Admiral is a weird kraut Janitor that knows more about physics than the science teacher

>>5538780
>That class is English
>Even use Oxford comma in a sentence

>>5538599
Rassilon is the cook.

>>5538849
>There were days were Sleepy brings some chess sets
>He challenges the CYOA characters in a match of chess
>He's smug about it
>Gets bodied by being a jobber

>>5538599
Dryden has an existential crisis and the class he taught is ended without any word of what hapenned to him.

>>5538599
>CYOAnon is the principal
iirc CYOAnon even wanted to become a teacher, right?

>>5538599
office romance~

>>5538100
You forgot to add
>Mari is the school's whore. She doesn't wear panties under her skirt to give easier access for any of the boys that want to use her meaty pussy as a cocksleeve.

>>5539477
>Mari tries to seduce Wendell
>Gumi cockblocks her
>Mari tries to seduce Jasper
>He spills his spaghetti and runs off
Whore route Mari is suffering

>>5539623
>Implying she wouldn't eat Gumi for the extra protein, and for the added irony of an alleged cannibal getting eaten by a human.
>Implying she wouldn't use the spaghetti as lube.
Where there's a will, there's a way.

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>>5539714
>Mari having a vore fetish
>Mari is confirmed degenerate
Why

>>5539714
Nothing is sacred in Mari's quest to become HUGE.

>>5539785
Pretty sure there's a difference between vore and canibalism.

>>5539917
Mari isn't even close to HUGE enough

she doesn't even have the pills

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>>5539917
Gotta eat big to get big. C'MON.

continuing Evaquest shortly

>>5540006
>gotta eat big to get big
Until you get cancer.

>>5539951
Does have the loose sense of ethics.

>>5540459
>loose sense of ethics.
I'm going to do the most unamerican thing here and ask for some proof to substantiate your claim.

“Hey!” you say as you head towards him barefoot, making him turn his head towards you

“Huh?” Tuco says almost already planned “Did you wanted to say anything else~?”

“My stuff”

“Oh…” Tuco deflates as he takes out your wallet and your Scroll “Nothing else?”

You grab your stuff as you give him a smile

"I did really have a good time though." You say as you give him a peck in the cheek, well, the part of the monitor that would represent the cheek

“u-u-u-u-uh y-y-yeah” Tuco stumbles as he walks towards the scooter “Y-y-y-you too”

Tuco realizes what he said, facepalming his screen to the handles of the scooter as he leaves

You smile, gotta give the guy a few bones every now and then

You head back to the house, entering as you see Apple already sleeping in his small pile of clothes, Amy must have not been able to enter the house, oh well.

You head towards your bed, seeing that Lilith is probably still working as you plop on your cover and go to sleep

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM

>Start of Thursday (Payday!)

You slowly open your eyes as you see the two enormous breasts in front of you

Wait, you know these breasts

“Lilith, what are you doing?”

“Figuring who my little sister went for a date” Lilith smiles as she cuddles you “C’mon~ I’m not letting you go until you tell me~”

>”I-I-I don’t know, can’t a girl have her privacy?”
>”It was a friend, and it wasn’t a date it was a dinner”
>”I’m not gonna tell you~”
>”Remember Tuco? He brought me to Dorsia~”
>Other

>>5540660
>”Remember Tuco? He brought me to Dorsia~”

>>5540660
[x] Remember Tuco?

>>5540660
>”Remember Tuco? He brought me to Dorsia~”
>"Also: Don't stop ~"

>>5540660
>>”I’m not gonna tell you~”
Clearly you're gonna have to try harder than that

Change
>>5540762
To
>>5540776

It's even better..

>>5540660
>”I’m not gonna tell you~”

>>5540591
Have you seen Huge Quest? Like, the video, not as an alternate name for MQ.

>JQ and TQ
Shows the life of being a soldier, and how they fuck around.

>WQ
Explores the underbelly of crime and terrorism albeit with a couple lewds here and there.

>AQ
Being a hunter in training, nuff said

>4Q and Pyrrh4
What if scenarios with a flavor of Crossovers.

>>5540810
Wait hang on I'm confused.
Did you say Mari has a loose sense of ethics or not?

>>5540824
what's the one for Evaquest?

But how does Mari's father groom his beard?

>>5540868
He stands out in an empty field on a stormy day, points his chin at the sky, and lets the thunder gods decide how his facial hair should look

>>5540868
Very carefully.

>>5540862
>EQ
Shows how's it like to be freak, with incest. Maybe if it includes Faunus racial issues.

>>5540840
It was a joke. I didn't actually mean she does.

>>5540895
Good.
Almost had a chimpout because of you.
Sorry.

>>5540894
RedneckQuest.
Period.

>>5540904
It's all good. I mean, she has done some shit I don't exactly agree with or enjoyed. But that that was just /u/ for /u/'s sake stuff.

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“I’m not gonna tell you~” You smile as Lilith just giggles

“Oh yeah? Do I need to take the answers out of you~?” Lilith smiles as she hugs you even tightly, something you with her breasts as she gives you a bear hug

“Wait…ugh…” you say as Lilith happily tosses over you and crushes you completely with her thick body

“C’mon sis~” Lilith says playfully as she overcomes you, using her way bigger body to cover all of you “Tell me, tell me, tell me”

“Ne…ver” You say holding your breath, hell you have to admit that out of all the ways to take information out this is one of the nicest ones

“C’mon! I’m your big sis! You ought to tell me everything!” Lilith Grumbles as she continues overpowering you

“No!...you’ll never…get the words…out of me!” you say as you claw your hands out of the roof of flesh, they’re just in the perfect spot for your counterattack!

You just need one finger as you start tickling Lilith’s secret spot, (Right on the left side of her abdomen) as Lilith burst out in a wave of laughter, rolling away from you as you pat hear head and eat your breakfast

>cont

“N-n-no fair…” Lilith says as she contorts and tries to get up “that’s cheating!”

“Everything goes in love and war~” you smile as you eat the breakfast Lilith prepared for you

“Oh by the way I’m heading back to Atlas on Saturday” Lilith says as she goes to eat her breakfast as well “Just a heads up”

“Okay” you say as you eat your pancakes “When you coming back?”

“Oh I dunno, work gets in the way of traveling so many times, you don’t end up realizing when you have free time” Lilith says flatly “Now don’t be a degenerate and put syrup on your pancakes”

“Nah, I like them dry”

“See, that’s how bad stuff happen, nobody in their right mind eats pancakes without syrup”

“Well then I’m all left”

“Silly”

After finishing, as always, you end up having time for doing something extra before your work starts

>Watch some TV (Random Modifier)
>Talk with Lilith
>See how Apple is doing
>order some takeout for your lunch break
>Head early to work
>Other

>>5541388
[x] See how Apple is doing

>>5541388
>see after Apple
>talk to Lilith
No.
Why.
I want Lilith to stay!

>>5541388
>Eating without syrup

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

FULL STOP, RED ALERT.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

>>5541453
She's just here to oversee the White Fang's current operation, she'll have to return to HQ once it's done.

>>5541388
>order some takeout for your lunch break
I'm sure Jade's making a herculean effort to improve her cooking skills, but science is all about making mistakes until you get it right, so it can't hurt to have a backup.

And I guess there's only a few days left of home cooking and potential weird mantis incest. Better make the most of it

>>5541457
>Fast foward in the quest
>Whole story pulls an MQ I and everyone is dead/killed himself/raped/crazy
>in Lilith's last breath
>"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PUT THE FUCKING SYRUP"

>>5541475
>Lilith is WF officer
>heart from someone making trouble
>"capture the loose end and bring it to my dungeon, I'll take care of it~"

>>5541527
Choose a CYOA character. What kind of pancakes do they like?

I'll start:

Todd: Chocolate Chip

>>5541988
Jasper: never had pancakes before

>>5541988
Rowan: Peanut Butter and Syrup
Alina: Bacon
Simon: Prefers Waffles
Selena: Cinnamon, Brown Sugar, and Butter

>>5541988

Izzy: Red Velvet with whipped buttercream and blueberry syrup.

Chloe: Banana nut with strawberry and cream cheese.

>>5542245
Jill: Refuses to eat pancakes that will unbalance her diet (She sneaks from Mel's plate)

Mel: Shortcut Lemon-Poppy seed pancakes with a VERY light lemon reduction and a small slice of unsalted butter. Side of sliced apples + peanut butter are a must with pancakes.

>>5536125
>We're lucky Dry's just as stubborn as he is.
It's not that I'm stubborn so much as I don't know when to end a bad relationship. It's a terrible habit to have.

>>5542410
It's not a bad relationship. Just keep drawing.

>>5541988
Aero: Chocolate chip buttermilk and maple syrup, or plain buttermilk with blueberry syrup. Buttermilk or nothing.

Crystal: >Snears in disgust

Oliver: Would rather have meat and eggs, will have it however it's served, otherwise.

Regalia: Plain, lightly buttered with apple butter, topped with butter-rum syrup.

>>5542445
>>5542410
Yeah you fucking slave, get back to work before we bring out the whip.

(Sorry for taking so long)

You check on the Doggo as he eats some leftovers that Lilith left for him in a plastic plate

You decide to pet him a little as he licks your hand

“See? He likes you” Lilith says smiling “His name was Apple right?”

“Yeah, he’s kinda cute, but I dunno if I can deal with the responsibility” you say as you keep petting him, the doggo looking at you with those cute doggo eyes

“Oh I think you would be a great pet owner” Lilith says happily “Certainly more than me!”

“That’s not true! You’re perfectly qualified for taking care of Apple!”

“I can’t handle dogs! You know that I’m Icky about everything! I wouldn’t be able to pick up his poop and all that stuff”

“You’re just saying that so I can keep it”

“Maybe, maybe not, now get your butt to work young lady” Lilith says as she kisses you on the hair and shakes it up a bit

You grumble as you go to work waving at Beardy as you enter the vehicle

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZVu0alU0I

“Morning kid” Beardy says as he starts driving “Early for work again?”

“Not until Saturday, she goes back to Atlas then”

“Well, you gotta spend those days as well as you can” Beardy says as he looks at the station “Look, I’m sorry but can I put some of my music? I don’t even know this guy and I already heard every song he has”

>”Hey, knock yourself out”
>”Aaaw you can’t tell me you don’t like him a little bit”
>”C’mon, Jazz and rock as just as good”
>”You can change it when I leave buddy”
>”Well if you convince me, then maybe”
>Other

>>5542687
>”Hey, knock yourself out”
Our eyes are sensitive, not our ears. If he really can't stand it, then he can change it.

>>5542687
>”Hey, knock yourself out”

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>>5542687
>”Hey, knock yourself out”

>“Well, you gotta spend those days as well as you can”
>mfw

>>5542583
>Aero and Todd clinking forks over their superior pancake taste

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“Hey. Knock yourself out” You say as you relax on the backseat

“Thanks, nothing against your music, it’s just that some days you just need some Jazz” Beardy says in that buttery smooth voice of his, was he a radio host once? Fuck, probably

Beardy changes some knobs in the radio station as it turns into an equally smooth voice

>”Hello to the 24/7 Jazz station here in Mistral, now let the smooth vibes wash over you as I answer your calls in an easygoing fashion”

Jesus that station is so smooth

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwtF3lCPXeo

>A trip to work later

“Seeya” You wave too beardy as you head to your office

“Hello friend!” Jade is already greeting you as she kisses you in the lips and hugs you “How have you been?”

…woah

“W-w-what was that for?” you stutter as Jade keeps hugging you

“I’ve read on papers and in the internet about ways of affection!” Jade says with her smile still beaming “And this was one of the best to present in public space is it not?”

“Y-y-yeah but not in that way!” you say stuttering as you let go of the hug, making Jade worry

“O-oh no! did I mess something up? I-I-I knew I should have done some more preliminary testing, w-w-what d-did I perform incorrectly? I tought I wasn’t prepared enough to use my tounge so I tried to do something more subdued and oh geez oh geez oh geez!” Jade says with her face red of embarrassment as you realize she’s making a scene

And yup, people are seeing you

“Look, I’ll tell you later okay?” You whisper to Jade as she nods with her face red

“Y-y-yes friend!” Jade says as she retreats to the garage

“Sooo are you a thing or…” a coworker says smiling with a coffee in his hands

“NO!” you shout embarrassed as you lock yourself in the office

Okay, deep breaths, just power trough this

>Cont

>Gained Modifier “Unfocused”: You got out of the loop for a while, so your brain is wandering for a while

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“Assault on camera 32”

>”Copy that”

“…”

>”…..Sooo…You and the robot girl, huh?”

“Tower please use the communicator properly”

>”Hey, I’m the guy that usually says that”

“Yeah, now it’s my turn, use the communicator properly”

>”And here I tought I was your confident”

“And when did I say that?”

>”When you were talking about how hot Wilson is trough your phone”

“W-W-WHAT?! W-w-when did you heard that?”

>”These ears hear things that no man should know, not just you”

“H-how the hell”

>”When you are the operator for all the commlinks in the building, a lot of people leave their communicator on”

“h-huh…I should buy you a beer one of these times”

>”If you tell me if you and screws are together or not”

“No”

>”Pity, you look like a good couple”

“S-shut up”

>”Hey, just saying, now stop misusing the communicator”

“WHY YOU LITTLE”

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Your lunch break starts as your door is already knocked, you already knowing who it is

“F-friend? I brought you your meal? I’ve made an effort to suit your liking” Jade says timidly “Y-you can deny it if you so wish, I understand that the basis of our friendship is not supported by mutual consumption”

Well maybe she improved her cooking? Then again, it’s just been one day, who knows what progress she’s done

>”Sure come in”
>”Sorry, I’ve already have somewhere else to eat”
>Other

>>5543447
Why all the opposition, Eva?
Jade's precious.
[s]Redneck Harem[/s]

>>5543747
[x] Sure. come in.

>>5543747
>”Sure come in”
Even if it's bad, she'll never progress unless she knows if and what she's doing wrong
SCIENCE

>>5543747
>Sure, come in.
even if she did not improve it - she will never know unless we try and give feedback

>>5543747
>”Sure come in”

Ah man, my boner is thinking again,

okay let me ask this straight, would any of you be interested in the opportunity of having lewds with Jade, because I have like 300 words of text that may or may not lead to smut territory, so I want to make sure that people are fully onboard with that

>>5544754
jade is for head pats and bully only.
no lewd.

>>5544754
If it's lewd go ahead.

>>5544754
We can avoid smut.

>>5544754
It's all good
so long as we can avoid turboheartbreak

>>5544754
I'm entirely fine with that
I wouldn't vote to make Eva actively lewd Jade, but I'd still enjoy her being swept up in it regardless of her intent

Okay then, adjusting it so it's only mildly lewd

>>5544883
I'm against Harem routes IMO but I won't punish you severely if you want to play around with people

“Sure, come in” you say as you hope for the best

Jade comes in with her lunchbox and a much bigger Tupperware container as she takes out a ceramic plate and utensils

She puts them all on your desk as she takes a seat, she opens the Tupperware and

…what the hell is that

“I’ve made you a Vacuan toast boneless pork and filet mignon sandwich!” Jade smiles as she brings a behemoth of a sandwich in the plate almost spilling into the desk itself

You make sure to move any papers near it as grease pretty much secretes from it

“Please taste it!” Jade bows as you look at it, you can’t taste that, you can only stuff it down your throat!

You sigh as you take the fork and knife and start taking piece by piece of it

…well it doesn’t taste so bad, but holy hell, you swear an artery is gonna clog if you keep eating this

>A lunch later

You sit on your chair with your belt unbuckled as you groan, you haven’t even finished the thing and you’re ready to explode

“Did you enjoy it?”

“*burp* not so bad…too big”

“O-okay” Jade says as she takes the rest of the sandwich and puts it in the container again “O-oh you have food on your lips”

“Huh?” you say as suddenly Jade is kissing you again, cutting the space between you as close as possible

You’re taken aback as Jade kisses you before releasing, looking embarrassed “W-w-was that better?”

“T-that is not something that you do to people!” You shout as Jade gets taken aback

“I-I-Is it not?!” Jade looks completely scared “w-w-what did I do then?! I-I-I thought that people express affection in that way!”

“Y-yeah they do, but friends don’t do that!”

“T-then who do?!”

“Couples!”

“But aren’t we a couple?!”

>”AHA, I KNEW IT”

“S-SHUT UP!”

“Eeep!”

“N-not you! Him!”

>”Hey, I’m just the guy in the commlink station”

>Cont

“Okay look!” you say as you make sure the communicator is turned off “Couples are people that love each other! Friends are people that like each other!”

“W-what’s the difference?” Jade asks with a mix of embarrassment and curiousness, taking out a notepad and writing down what you’re saying

“w-well friends hang out and talk to each other, y-you know things that we do”

“And couples?”

“W-well they do…y’know…things that we don’t do” you say as you’re starting to get flustered, covering your face with one hand

“Hmmm…” Jade writes on her notepad exceedingly fast as she nods “This information will surely help me progress in my investigation! Thank you friend!” Jade says as she hugs you, completely friendly hug as you can tell

You sit as you go into your station once again

Well at least she’s a good kisse-

Nope, don’t think about it, the less you think the better

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>Nothing uneventful of note happened
>Hopefully Tower will keep his mouth shut

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You finish your shift as you’re left tired and still mildly embarrassed about the whole ordeal

Well, the good thing about being ignored is that no one is going to ask you stupid questions

Well except for the guy in the commlinks tower…

>…See if he’s up for a few beers in exchange of keeping shut about the whole thing with you and Jade
>See Jade and see what she’s doing
>Head home (You could call Amy so she can bring stuff for Apple)
>Wander around the town (Random)
>Other

>>5545268
>wander around town
Start like a bum fight or something.

>>5545268
[x] head home

>>5545268
>Head home (You could call Amy so she can bring stuff for Apple)

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>>5545268
>>Head home
So was Eva's life comparatively normal before we assumed direct control, or is this level of loopy par for the course for her?

>>5544754
I'm fine with Eva lewding Jade.
[s]But Jade lewding Eva out of pure science would be much much better[/s]

>>5545509
This.
[s]inb4 Valentine and/or Gold knows Jade.[/s]

>>5545429
Eva is a completely normal girl that lives around a cast of completely loopy characters

the only reason things are getting weirder is because we're making her interact more with her friends and other people

she wasn't even on speaking terms with Jade before, and Jade's been working in the company for years

>>5545631
You could say Eva has left her cocoon.

>>5545679
I don't believe Mantis can have a cocoon, but I'm no insectologist so I can't be certain.

>>5545871
I'm pretty sure they don't but I made a insect-related joke and I'm proud of it.

Also, studying insects is entomology.

>>5545911
Insectology works too.

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You head home as you pretty much just wanted to rest

>One trip later

You arrive home as you pet Apple and throw yourself to the couch

You rest a little as a knock comes to the door

“Hey, it’s me” Heidi says as she knocks on the door

“Come in” you tell her as Heidi arrives with a six pack of beer and sunglasses on her face

“Sup” Heidi says as she takes a beer and tosses it at you

“Hey” you say as you catch the can and open it

“Since when you have a dog?” Heidi asks as Apple walks up to her and jumps in her lap “Is it a he or a she?”

“He, name’s Apple”

“Hehe, well that’s a stupid name”

“What would have you chosen then?”

“Dog”

“Call him Dog? Seriously?”

“fuck you it’s cool” Heidi smiles while she pushes the dog away “So what’s up?”

“Nothing much”

“Cool” Heidi replies drinking from her beer “Smells of perfume”

“Sister”

“Lilith is here?”

“Ayup”

“How long?”

“Till Saturday”

“Cool” Heidi says as she crushes the can with her forehead and opens another one

Both of you keep drinking, it is a testament to friendship when you both can have nothing to say yet still enjoy each others company, or whatever the saying went

>”I’m gonna call Amy, she’s bringing stuff for Apple”
>”So I went on a dinner with Tuco…”
>”Wanna watch TV?”
>”Wanna do something?” (Random)
>Other

>>5546038
[x] I'm gonna call Amy

>>5546038
>”I’m gonna call Amy, she’s bringing stuff for Apple”

>>5546038
>”I’m gonna call Amy, she’s bringing stuff for Apple”
I wonder if Amy's ever tried to get with Heide's dad.

>>5546038
>>”I’m gonna call Amy, she’s bringing stuff for Apple”

”I’m gonna call Amy, she’s bringing stuff for Apple” you say as you start writing her to come over

“What kind of freaky voodoo magic is she gonna do on the pup?”

“She’s bringing food for him”

“Freaky Voodoo magic food?”

“Normal food”

“That’s what you think, just wait till it starts walking on two legs and learns how to use guns” Heidi laughs as she opens another beer

“You seriously think she would do that?”

“I wouldn’t put it behind her”

“C’mon give her some credit”

“Oh I’m not saying is bad, I would totally have an intelligent pup for a pet, teach him how to shoot trespassers and everything”

“Yeah, that’s what we need, another weird animal hybrid anomaly” You joke as Heidi laughs

“I’m more of a crossbreed than an anomaly”

“You’re still a reject of nature”

“Doesn’t mean I can’t use more sciency words to describe it”

“yeah,yeah”

You turn on the TV as you both wait for Amy to get here

“Oh and tell her to bring more beer” Heidi says as she slouches on the couch

“Already did”

“Cool”

>A while later

>Cont

“So if the cock is about the size of a leg” You ask weirded out

“No it only gets like that when it’s erect” Heidi says “It’s one of those blood dicks, that get huge when you pop a boner”

“But still!”

“No, no, no, see the cock is, like, giga nigga big when it’s normal, and it grows horse big when girls rub it”

“How do you wear underwear, wouldn’t you just rip it apart”

“I dunno man, it’s porn, who knows how it works, I certainly don’t”

“I feel like you would have a leg up in this subject than me tough” you say with a smug smile

“Nah, I’m not qualified enough in cockology or whatever the fuck is called, is Amy coming anyways or not?”

A Knock in the door interrupts your train of tought

“Fucking called it, who called it? Me. Wizard powers, booyah” Heidi says flatly as she shouts at the door “YOU BROUGHT BEER?!”

“Hi Heidiiiii~!” Amy says from the other side of the door “I didn’t find your brand but it’s the closest I could get”

“Anything that isn’t Aguila beer is pisswater and you know that, but whatever, the toll has been paid” Heidi grumbles as she slouches on the couch again

Amy enters with a pack of differently branded beer as she has some dog food in her hands and a couple of other things “Now who’s ready to learn how to groom doggieeees~?” Amy says cheerfully as a squirrel comes out of her pants

“I’ll watch TV while you learn how to whisper to dogs” Heidi says as she opens the new can of beer that Amy just brought

“Oh that’s an extra claaass~” Amy says calmly

“See? I told you, voodoo shit” Heidi says as she watches TV and you start on your dog classes

>A few boring lessons about dogs later

“There” Amy says as Apple is as groomed and polished as everything “I’ll be heading back to the lab, but you know where to call if you need anythiing~!”

“Sure” You nod as Heidi waves and Amy leaves, the critters in your house leaving with her as well

>>5546925
>So if the cock is about the size of a leg

I don't know what's happening and I'm confused.

“So what do we do now?” Heidi asks as she looks at you from the couch

“Well my sister is coming soon, is Ada busy?”

“That’s like asking if I like anal”

“Do you?”

“Of course fucking not, you have to get an enema and do weird shit otherwise you just shit on a guys dick” Heidi says as she stretches “Point is, Ada is not busy, So girls night out is still a possibility” Heidi says

“Just like in high school?” you smile

“In high school we where playing Schnee64 during prom because both of your stupid asses didn’t get a date” Heidi says smugly as you both laugh

>”Yeah, let’s call Ada, just like in high school”
>”Nah, the two of us are okay like that”
>Other

>>5547037
[x] Yeah, let's call Ada.

>>5547023
You ever walked into a conversation where people are just talking the weirdest shit ever without no previous context?

it's like one of those

>>5547037
>”Yeah, let’s call Ada, just like in high school”

>because both of your stupid asses didn’t get a date
Don't act so smug Jaws, fish don't count as real dates

>>5547037
>”Yeah, let’s call Ada, just like in high school”

I'm gonna call it a day for now btw

didja like it? how was Heidi?

>>5547488
I like Heidi.

>>5547488
>didja like it?
YES.
Except one thing: I would've liked to be able to choose how Eva reacted to Jade's kiss.

>how was Heidi?
Fishy.

nah she's cool.

>>5547537
So like reacted between lewd and non-lewd I assume?

>>5547488
Heide's pretty chill. I'd see we'd probably need to see her in hot water to get a good measure of her though

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>>5547557
maybe a bite more options than that, but basically yes

>>5547637
I will see what I can do for that
>>5547610
Heidi becomes Okuyasu when in hot water

Gonna fail at delivering a satisfying amount of TQ tomorrow afternoon (PST, sorry, Britbongs).

Be there. Don't be there. I'm a bad writer, not a truancy officer.

>>5547883
I'll be there. I'll be square.

>>5547883
>TQ returns during my second shift at my new job
Well, alright. Give me something good to read after I get off, then.

Is it TQ-TQ, or avoiding-TQ-so-here's-a-spin-off TQ?

>>5547933
>Implying TQ hasn't evolved into its own spin off somehow

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>>5547933

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>>5548026
>>5548043
I'm on to you, Skinwalker(s).

Hmmm

I could give you guys a sidestory if you want

both are sad as fuck, (with a tad bit of heartwarming)

>How Eva met Heidi
>How Eva met Ada
>No, no heartbrk pls

>>5548476
>How Eva met Heidi

>>5548520
writing for this then

expect sad

>>5547933
Obviously it's going to be his Magnum Opus, LarryQuest, which will tie the entire multiverse together.

posting this brick of a side story

>Eva is 16 years old on the day that she met Heidi
>Had Eva not met Heidi, then there would be no Eva today
>it had been a Friday night, Eva’s tipping point was being tested as this time, she was accused of sleeping with the boyfriend of Amanda, the only girl that actually talked to her (out of pity)
>What ensued was a very one-sided catfight where Eva’s hand was broken and a pencil was stabbed in her leg, of course she didn’t inform this to her family, Lilith was too busy being a teenager as well and being self absorbed into her own modeling career, she wouldn’t have cared enough about her little sister at the time (This became one of her biggest regrets in her life by the way), and her mother was always out, never to support her in her time of need, whenever her mother came, Lilith said that everything was fine out of her own naiveness, so no problem would be solved as of yet
>So in these set of days, Eva would feel the most alone she had felt in years, she never felt that level of abandonment again until today
>And while she was looking at the 50 meter drop from the bridge that passed trough her school, never has she felt more enticed to feel like the center of attention for a few seconds
>Of course, she wouldn’t proclaim to the world her deed, that would be met with dares from the other classmates, met with laughter even.
>She had to do it subtly, with grace, she wouldn’t fall down, of course not, a small silver of hope still remained within her, it still burned faintly, College is where I’m going to shine, she said to herself, this was nothing more but to alleviate the present a little, just a tad
>And so, she dropped her backpack, she sat on the handrail and shifted her legs to the outer part of the bridge

>>5549176
>And she waited, she stood up high and proud, her hair was waving trough the wind, and her eyes we’re already looking behind her, she didn’t need to turn her head to see some people stopped in their tracks as they saw a girl standing next to a 50 meter drop to a swamp that passed trough the bridge
>”Someone is going to stop me” Eva tought to herself “Someone is going to tell me to not do anything rash”
>Her asumptions where wrong
>Far from it, while plenty of kids had stopped, none of them said a thing, they just stared at her, looked at her with unflinching eyes, devoid of any compassion
>Eva doubted, maybe she was seeing things
>But no, the kids stared at her, she could see every facial features in them, and all of them expressed apathy
>”Do it” one kid’s eyes said
>”C’mon, make us a favor” the eyebrows of a girl classmate of hers shouted
>It is at this moment where Eva started doubting her importance in the world
>Had a teacher not come down there, there would be no Eva with us today
>”Stop!” the math teacher said, he started talking about hope and redemption, usual spiel, but it was spiel that Eva treasured
>Eva would have stepped down and come back safely to the pavement, had the teacher not called her “Eve” trough his whole speech and had the teacher not started talking about he’s had a harder life than her, and how he’s alright
>Eva truly lost hope when she saw the math teacher’s expression, that expression of “I don’t want to lose my job” rather than “I want to help this little girl”
>It was here that Eva control and sanity slipped momentarily, as her mind numbed down despite the situation, the utter disbelief that not one single person in the entire world cared about her
>it was the fact that her foot slipped that made her regain consciousness of her life-or-death state
>And so she grabbed on the handrail, she grabbed on to dear life as she screamed “I DON’T WANNA DIE” at the top of her lungs

>>5549187
>the teachers we’re scared and the students were filming her
>tens of scrolls pointed at her as she felt true despair, not one of them willing to make a change
>It is now that Eva truly lost hope, she could have grabbed tighter, she could have hold on a little bit more for more people to arrive and pull her off
>But it was the fact that one of the kids in the group that had formed around her started laughing with his girlfriend
>That’s the exact moment were her brain subconsciously decided to let go
>And so she took the 5 second drop down the river, by the first second she already knew what was going to happen
>By the second she saw her short life pass trough her eyes
>By the third, she asked her family for forgiveness
>By the fourth, she accepted her fate, and admitted that this was a pretty nice way to go
>she expected the impact by the fifth
>She did not expect the sixth second
>…
>The whole thing went rather quickly for Heidi, she saw a girl on a bridge about to jump as she was taking her morning hunt, where she would activate her semblance and keep it activated until she found a cocodrile or something, make it insta-gibbs for dinner
>of course as a normal person, she got scared as fuck, she had to so something, her semblance made explosions…
>So she would explode the air and make her double jump! Wait no
>So she would punch her and the counter forces would…uuuh…something, something nullification, fuck
>Maybe she could punch the air really hard and do…nope nothing came to mind
>OH FUCK SHE FELL DOWN
>OH SHIT
>OKAY YOU’VE BEEN HOLDING YOUR FIST FOR WHAT?! 5 MINUTES NOW?!
>THAT’S ABOUT A SHIT TON
>AAAARGH ALL THIS THINKING MAKES ME MAD
>In full retaliation to her own semi-stupidity, Heidi punches the ground in the hopes that it did something
>Her punch had been charged enough to detonate a whole building

>>5549197
>And so a massive hole the size of a football field was created just where Eva would fall, giving her about 2 extra seconds of fall time
>Heidi manage to realize what she had done and before she congratulated herself, she threw all of her body into the hole catching Eva in midair as Heidi herself ate a fisful of river dirt and landed on the artificial pool that she had just created
>And just when she realized that yes, the girl was in fact alive, did she pat herself in the back like a fucking champ
>…
>Epilogue…

“I don’t want to go back” Eva said as she wiped her tears with a piece of leaf “For what?”

“Well I dunno? Don’t you have a family?” Heidi said as she ate some raw cocodrile meat, her brothers playing around her as candles lit the moss infested shack “I mean, you can stay here, but I dunno what my mother has to say”

“W-well I can accept the consequences” Eva says timidly “I-I just don’t want to go back anymore”

“You still haven’t told me why”

“C-cause everyone picks on me”

“Then we’ll beat them up”

“Easy for you to say…from what school are you anyway?”

“The school of the swamp?” Heidi smiles while laughing “Homeschooled”

“O-oh”

“Name’s Heidi” Heidi says as she holds her hand smiling, showing one tooth missing “And yours?”

“Eva” Eva said, and she couldn’t help but smile as tears welled in her eyes

Because for once as far as she can remember

She has never seen a smile so genuine as Heidi’s

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well that was a thing

dunno if it was good or not, just wanted to try out more long written kinds of stories for a while

>>5549212
Heidi's punch destroyed the bridge, right?

>>5549280
It was more she made a DBZ like crater where the swamp would have been

And lets say there were no fatalities despiter something like that happening IRL would fuck a ton of shit up

>>5549305
That's no fun.

>>5549311
Well how about this

If you find a more interesting way of coming up with something that would realistically allow the salts and the Grau family name to go unharmed both pyshycal and psychological then it's canon

>>5549176
>>5549187
>>5549197
Man this hit home.
I was bullied like this in middle school by just about everyone because i was quiet and didn't like talking to people.

but instead of extreme depression it became rage.
I was eventually kicked out of that school because of a big fight i made.
[spoiler]sorry for blog[/spoiler]

>>5549348
How about this:
>Bridge suffered irreparable damage
>A couple of kids were injured
>The math teacher had a heart attack
>Nobody knows who the Graus are
>Everyone assumed Heidi ate Eva

>>5549390
But how does that solve for when she inevitably gets back home?

>>5549453
Like I said, everyone thinks Heidi ate Eva so when she goes back to school they all think she's too ugly to eat, thus destroying her self-esteem further.

>>5549493
Anon no

Why would you break Eva even further

She is already dead inside

i want to lick Eva's eyeball like a lollipop and watch her squirm

>>5549516
I don't know. I was thinking about how shitty kids are to each other.

>>5549534
I wonder do mantis have plating in their eyes?

Could you lick her open eye and not have her close it in pain?

>>5549549
Hmmm Im pretty sure that after a failed suicide attempt people are going to be bullying you a lot less

Like at least just so that you arent charged with any crimes if a second attempt was made and this oje was succesful

>>5549572
Good point.

>>5549557
According to the nightmares Eva had, she does not have eye plating.

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>tfw we'll never have a Kobold Faunus

>>5550453
Mel is close enough.

All that sad makes me especially happy that Eva got out of there.

>>5550453
>Sexual assault leads to lovey dovey waifu

Should we apply this knowledge in CYOA's?

>>5552500
It's been proven not to work on some characters, at least.

>>5552908
who?

>>5553545
Alison?

Hey guys Grimm here i can start GQ in 20 minutes if you guys want it.

>>5553639
It just takes longer for Alison.

>>5553705
go for it

btw you don't need to ask permission, thread is slow enough that you can run what you want and everyone is gonna end up seeing it

>>5553705
ye

>>5553769
Maybe. Once she gets past being the straight-man to every other character.

>last time on GQ
>we saved Harvey from death
>But the kindness of doing so maxed out our soul.
>it threatens to tear you apart, but you still go after the hunters.
>You then deal a sneak attack and take out 2 of them for awhile.

Yellow pulls out his weapon, a shiny one edged sword that for some reason is even more blinding than what he is wearing.

He smugly smiles and points it at you.

“Foul beast! You have come to your own death! BEHOLD MY BLADE THE SUN EATER! Its power is unlike anything you have ever faced before! Its edge can cut through any material and has been forged many times to be perfe-“

You tune him out and stare at the beast huntress. She pulls out some vials of bubbling liquid and dips her arrows in them. Her face filled is with determination.

“-ake sure you die over a thousand times for hurting my friend’s fiend! My blade hungers for bloo-“

The big guy is dazed, his eyes unfocused and struggling to move. The mechanical girl is panicking underneath the large mass of muscle. You feel her fear rise, and it feels so good.

> Schadenfreude 1

Pyrrha struggles harder but the red headed girl still holds a grip on her.

The girl look sadly on her captive

“Please desist! I would like not for you to hurt yourself.”

Pyrrha can handle her, for now.

You got the others to deal with first.

Jefes Aura:40/HP: 70

What do?
>that guy is still talking punch his face in (basic attack) +1
>basic attack (who?)
>Pounce -7AP (will keep you and your target busy for 2 turns)
> Comet punch -5AP
>write in

Reminder you are in overload mode all dmg deals 2x to enemies, but every turn (including enemies turns) deals you 1 dmg.
And also soul meltdown: every 3 of your turns, you must empty out the extra power from your soul. If you do not it deals 4Dmg to you every turn. (Deals 10DMG on enemy) (remaining turns 2)

Heres all of our stats and moves http://pastebin.com/a6UfbME9

>>5554103
[x] Punch the talky man
I can't remember if Jefe can into human speech or not, but if he can, tell the talky man "Fuck you"

>>5554357
seconded
iirc he can

>>5554103
Use the chainsaw as well as the grappling techniques

use it on the healer looking chick (There is a healing looking chick right?)

>>5554103
`change
>>5554469
to
>>5554478

shit she IS a healer, right
completely forgot about that

alright writing

You pry your eyes away from the blindingly yellow man and turn to the beast huntress. Whatever she’s doing could mean trouble for you.

You pull out your chainsaw from turtle (it stares at you eerily) run at her.
Yellow readies himself his blade pointing at you daring you to come near.

What he doesn’t expect is for you to jump over him.

He stands there confused for a moment before turning around, panic clearly in his voice.

“NICOLE HE’S NOT GOING FOR ME! HES GOING FOR YOU!”

“Nicole” looks up from her work in surprise and tries to jump away from you, but you are already upon her.

You slash your weapon across her mid-section, shards of aura breaking off her.

She grunts in pain and tries to reach for an arrow.

You pull back and slash her again at full strength. The force of it drags her along with your blade, using that momentum you turn around and fling the huntress into yellow.

Both of them go down with a winded grunt.

Nicole/beast huntress: AURA 54/ STUNNED 1 turn

Yellow: STUNNED 1 turn

They groan as they try to get up off the ground.

For some reason yellow gets even brighter and it annoys you to no end.

A sharp cry is heard behind you as finally pyrrha escapes from her captive with a solid kick to the face.

She jumps and land next to you.

She smiles gently at you, her cheeks grow a faint red.

“I knew you would come.”

A burning sensation interrupts your touching moment.

-1HP it seems your soul will not sit idly by.

What do you do now?
>That yellow color is pissing you off (basic attack) +2
>basic attack (who?)
>Pounce -7AP (will keep you and your target busy for 2 turns)
> Comet punch -5AP
>write in

1 turn to soul melt down.

>>5555237
[x] Use the soul breath thingy on Yellow

>>5555304
its not charged yet.
1 more turn

>>5555344
Fine. Steal Yellow's sword.

>>5555237
>keep focusing on Nicole, Comet Punch
I feel like not!Dio is only there as a distraction and provocation.

5 minutes and i'll flip a coin

Something about yellow is very off putting, the more you ignore him. The more he grates on your nerves, but somehow you once again ignore him.

You stand over the beast huntress and pull your aura into your fist.

She looks up in distress and tries to crawl away.

> Schadenfreude 2

You pull back and punch her straight in the gut. The breath is knocked out of her and she starts to cough loudly

>NICOLE AURA 36

>Jefe ap remaining 16

Pyrrha looks at her body, her weapons stripped from her. She resorts to her fists and jumps on top of yellow.

She smiles at him and begins beating on his face.

>Yellows AURA: 64
yellow through pyrrhas assault smiles right back. Yellow's light grows brighter and promptly explodes in pyrrhas face sending her into the ground.

Pyrhhas aura: 6

Before you can go help pyrrha, The big guy finally stands up and he looks pissed.

He jumps forward pushing you back with immense force and stands in front of his downed teammates. Preventing you from attacking them.

“Target spotted moving in”

A voice reminds you of the red headed girl still behind you. She gently places ruby on the ground and begins to approach you two.

Your soul flares out and burns you

-1hp

What do?
>basic attack (who?)
>Pounce -7AP (will keep you and your target busy for 2 turns)
> Comet punch -5AP
>Soul melt down: READY
>write in

>>5556513
[x] Soul beam the big guy

>>5556513
>pounce redhead
>if anyone comes to help her, soul beam him.
if not, soulbeam redhead!

if we cannot pounce and soulbeam in the same time, then do >>5556607

>>5556744
Yeah i will allow it.

>>5556889
but if there are no more votes i will just flip a coin again.

>>5556744
Seconded

Writing for Evaquest soon

Double feature I guess

[s] is it wrong that I want Amy to be an ally in Jefe's route to dick domination, giving him info of the outside world in exchange for dickings and being part in her experiments [/s]

>>5557233
>in exchange for dickings

That would favor Jefe, wouldn't it?

>>5557286
But Jefe would have to be the bottom you see

like, being put on a collar and everything

dunno if he likes that, but hey, that's how Amy rolls

>>5557336
>dunno if he likes that
the thread decided long ago that it's his fetish.
we just need Grimm to make it canon

>>5557233
>is it wrong
yes.
but the best things are, and it fits Amy perfectly.
Sex & Science galore

Actually fuck, something came up

sorry, no Evaquest today

sorry again

>>5557501
It's okay.

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>>5557501
>mfw

nah, jk. it's okay.
have fun whatever you do.

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also this is how Amy looks, since my ass couldn't find something better

Just imagine that but WAY more subdued, to the point of "Okay I can see a normal person wearing this on the street"

>>5557541
>Fun

HAHAHAHA

you funny guy

>>5557551
>Just imagine that but WAY more subdued
...
>“Anytime! Seeyaaa~!” Amy says as one of her buttons falls off and shows that she’s completely naked, she gasps a little before closing the door

>>5557374
The mass of muscle stand protective of his comrades, but he left one out in the open.

Quickly turning around you pounce at the red head. She squeaks in shock as she falls under your weight.

You stretch your claws out and begin raking them across her body. Her aura resists your blows, but you feel it wearing down little by little.

>Red head aura: ???


>AP remaining: 9

“ow ow ow! Mr. grimm please get off of me that hurts!”

The big guy reacts immediately charging straight at you.

“Leave her alone beast!”

You feel the pain once again filling your body, the power once again wanting to explode out of your body.

Holding it in would hurt you greatly. Good thing you have a target to aim it at.

You turn your head at the charging hunter and let lose.

The stream of dark blue fire streams outwards impacting the giant straight in the chest.

He yells loudly as his aura melts off like water, the fire burns straight onto his bare skin.
>Aura disabled! (2 turns)
>Attacks deal 2x DMG!
>HP:480

Now on empty you go back to attacking the red head.
“ow ow ow!”

What do?
>jefe is busy for another turn

What pyrrha do?
>basic attack 4DMG
>fire dust (2 remaining) deals continuous DMG per turn
>Write in

>>5557584
I said normal clothing

That was very obviously her after just fucking the brains out of a horse or somethng

she's not commando everytime you see her anon

>>5557612
Who has the less amount of health?

>>5557612
>use magnet powers to make cyborg's weapons attack big guy

>>5557670
wait no, change that to
>use magnet powers to make cyborg's weapons attack not!Dio

big guy has too much health, would be better to take the others out first

>>5557612
Basic attack big guy

>>5557612
Im going out to get something to eat so be back soon.

>>5557336
Yeah that would be ok since it is jefe's secret fetish.

>>5557551
IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE OK.

>>5557669
Yellows AURA: 64/ HP:70
Nicole AURA 36 / HP:20
Big guy AURA disabled/ HP: 480
Mechanical girl Aura:50 HP: 30

>>5557777
alright, then change >>5557705 AGAIN (sorry...)
to
>use magnet powers to make cyborg's weapons attack Nicole

last change, I promise

>>5557821
Seconding this

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Hi chaps, Lewis here.

Sorry I've been away for so long, projects and work have been getting under my feet and I don't really have the time or energy to write.
My time is still pretty limited, but if people still want to keep CQ or NQ going I might be able to do a few updates every so often, but they'll probably have to be entire days apart. Would that be okay?

>>5558925
Yes.
Yes please.

>>5558925
Sounds good.

>>5558925
Yes, that's fine

>>5557777
alright im back
proceeding to write.

>>5558991
>>5559126
>>5559204
Cool. I won't be able to do anything tonight, but I'll try to make some time for tomorrow.
Sorry to mess everyone about.

Pyrrha may be weaponless, but she is not vulnerable. The mechanical girl is easy pickings with her semblance.

Her aura surrounds the still downed huntress, her metal limbs begin to twitch and move on their own. The mechanical girl screams at this, desperately trying to regain control, to no avail.

A blade is forcibly juts out of her arm. It points to nicole, and strikes.

“NICOLE WATCH OUT! I CANT CONTROL MYSELF!”

The warning came too late as the blade sinks into the side of the beast huntress.

>Nicole’s aura: 20

She yells in pain, but her aura holds.

Yellow jumps up and slices at Pyrrha, she lets go of the mechanical huntress and retreats.

Nicole nurses her side, while the other huntress constantly apologizes.

Nicole ignores it and head towards the big guy with a jar in hand.

You continue clawing at the red head.

“Ow! I said get off please!”

With strength you thought she didn’t have, she tosses you off with a single arm.

“I must protect my comrades! You cannot beat me for I am combat ready!”

From her back multiple swords spring from her back, each pointed at you

-1hp

they spin in unison and launch at you

>what do?
>dodge (2AP)
>block (1/2 DMG)
>counter attack (full DMG but you deal DMG to enemy)
>write in


What does pyrrha do?

>basic attack 4DMG
>fire dust (2 remaining) deals continuous DMG per turn
>Write in

>>5559455
[x] Dodge
[x] Fire dust Nicole

>>5559455
OH SHIT NIGGA
opponent swap.
>Pyrrha blocks the swords and sends them back
>jefe attacks Nicole before she can get to Big Guy

if that's not possible, do >>5559557

>>5559557
Okay Grimm, tell us what is made out of metal so that Pyrrha can magneto the shit out of it

>>5559610
The only thing metal is the mechanical huntress limbs, and penny's weapons.
Yellows sword is non conductive, the big guy uses grappling moves.
and Nicole's arrow heads are made of obsidian.

>>5559601
You can do that.

>>5559601
instead of blocking, Pyrrha can use her semblance and counterattack with Penny's swords

really we just need Pyrrha to keep using her semblance and it's smooth sailing

>>5559691
what about Penny herself?

also
>Yellows sword is non conductive
just for correction's sake: you either meant "non magnetic" or you made a mistake since conductivity and magnetism aren't always congruent.
example: copper is pretty much not magnetic but one of the best conductors there is.
another example: "ferrites" - nonconductive magnets.

>>5559791
shut up Admiral

>>5559791
>non conductive
FUCK. I dont know why i put that down but you are right.

Penny cant be affected by magnets either.

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>>5559850
Fucking obliterated

>>5559941
Shut up Admiral

We know thats you as well

Your the most predicatble guy in this general

>>5559557
>>5559601
>>5559761
So which of these do you want?

>>5560051
Just roll 1d6 so determine who wins.

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>>5559850
there's more to make it even clearer:

the easiest example is this:
There are no "true" magnetic fluids (ferrofluids are not really magnetic fluids since it's the particles suspended in the fluid that's magnetic, not the fluid itself) - but they are fluid conductors (any electrolyte).

Because magnetism is a property majorly reliant on particle order while conductivity is actually reliant on free particles.

Funfact:
Which is why you can decrease any material's magnetism (and increase some materials conductivity, i.e. gas -> plasma) by heating it up enough

>>5559982
I thought I was predictable, but it seems I'm not...

You get ready to dodge out of the way but pyrrha moves ahead of you running to the swords.

“Dear~ I got this. Switch with me on this! Her aura reaches out wards halting the swords in their path before flinging them away.

You nod and run towards the hunters. Yellow slices at you diagonally, you dodge but it clips your side.
-1HP

You aim for Nicole slashing at her with your claws.

>8 AURA remains!

She rolls backwards, her eyes grow misty and she snakingly pulls out her weapon.

“Why are they only attacking me!?”

The big guys skin turns red, his teeth grit and his veins bulge out.

“No more, you will not hurt my friends NO MORE!”

He charges at you, arms outstretched.

Yellow's attaches a vial to his blade. It then sparks with electricity, his eyes are cold and follows right after the big guy.

The mechanical girl’s arms start to shift into something else. They link together morphing into one giant gun.

It begins to charge.

Your soul burns your body once more. -1hp

Pyrrha is too busy fending off the red heads blades!

What do you do?
>dodge (2AP)
>block (1/2 DMG)
>counter attack (full DMG but you deal DMG to enemy)
>write in

>>5560551
[x] Block

>>5559982
I'm not tho...

>>5560551
>dodge

>>5560551
>Dodge in such a way that the w guys attacking you hit each other

You can’t dodge their attack from here, so you do the only thing you can do.

Block.

The big guy reaches you first, his fist so tightly clenched that you could hear the bones creak in strain. You pull up your arms to defend your body and face.

It slams into you, the sheer force of it makes your body feel like jelly and your bones like twigs.

It launches you straight into the cliff side, the stone cracks and breaks under you.

>-30 AURA

But it’s not over yet. Yellow Appears in a flash in front of you and cuts downward intending to bisect you.

You pull up your hands just in time and catch the blade. The immediate danger is over but, the electrical current begins to flow through you.

The agonizing volts rock your body, your aura shatters and you begin to smell your own flesh burning.
With sheer will power you are able to pick up your leg and kick him off of you. Leaving his blade behind in the process.

>-10 AURA/ -5 HP
>65HP remains

The mechanical girl still charges her weapon aiming it straight at you. It still looks like it needs time to charge.

Nicole pulls out some cream and applies it to herself.
>+5 AURA

Pyrrha is still defending herself from the swords.

Looks like things are getting bleak for you.

maybe this time you won’t be able to pull through.


Then you hear it, the sound of your salvation.


CAW! CAW! CAW!

You start to laugh.

This causes the hunters to stop what they are doing and stare at you, shocked to hear such a noise from you.

Looks like you will live to see another day.


....
ending it here. Thanks for sticking around!
I dont know when i can run again, so stay tuned!

>>5561266
Sounds good.

Now would be the perfect opportunity for CYOAnon to run IF HE WAS HERE.

>>5561403
Well I'm not CYOAnon so I guess I'm out.

Okay think of two CYOA characters

Now what is their team up attack? How would you call it?

>>5561645
>Wendell and Gumi
Blueberry Darner

>Zhanna and Furca
Moonlight Pitchfork

>Ping and Xi
Drunken Wolf Requiem

>>5561645
>Simon and Selena
8 Ball Corner Pocket - Simon sniping through Selena's portals

>Simon and Rowan
Radical Ricochet - Basically that bit from Haloid with the shields.

>Simon and Alina
Shock and Awp - Alina tosses the enemy into the air, Simon juggles them with rifle fire,

>Alina and Rowan
Juggernaut Dunk - Alina hooks Rowan with her staff and slings him into the enemy.

>Alina and Selena
Exit, Stage Right - Alina hooks a distant enemy through one of Selena's portals, pulling them into melee combat

>Selena and Rowan
Old Fashioned Tank and Spank - Rowan blitzes the enemy while Selena flanks for bonus sneak attack damage.

>>5562746
What wonderful combos that we'll never see.

>>5562812
I'm incredibly drunk right now, but I think I'm being bullied?

>>5562874
I'm just lamenting the fact that we never play RASSquest.

>>5561859
>Blueberry Darner
Wendell dances around enemies with Finn and Sawyer. Following up with Gumi's Reign in Blood slash.

>Moonlight Pitchfork
Shanking with fork, following up with Zha's moonlight slashes while Furca uses the victim as a meat shield

>Drunken Wolf Requiem
A ritualistic dance, while confusing the enemy. As they indirectly hit the victim, as the opponent lands on it's back. They fall on their backs while they chug at their flasks.

>>5562909
I think I've offfered to run RASS CHibi a couple times.

Could've been a fever dream tho.

>>5563015
About Chibi, can we think of possible Chibi Eva skits?

>>5563128
>The gang go to Tuco's room to get him for a night out, find his door unlocked but he isn't there. Instead they find his unattended screen as take turns trying it on and messing with it
>The gang decide to surprise Eva for her birthday by going to specific points in the town to spell a happy birthday message across her screens. It all goes wrong when Tuco's place erupts into a gang war (He swears "It wasn't my fault this time guys; c'mon, you gotta believe me.") and Amy causes a terrifying combination of a stampede and an Orgy at the zoo. It's okay though because Eva didn't even come into work, she got the day off for her birthday.
>The gang go on a quest to find a pair of novelty sunglasses huge enough to cover up Eva's eyes, in the end they find out the real sunglasses were the friends they made along the way
>Unbeknownst to her, Heide is pursued by a determined yet incompetent duo of poachers for an entire
>In an attempt to get to know her sister's friends better, Lilith invites the gang to an underground art show, asking them all to make some kind of art and bring it. This event ends with seven arrests and a national manhunt for Tuco for the third time in his life
>A day in the life of Beardy

>>5563556
>Super Troopers parody involving Eva's company

>>5563556
>they find out the real sunglasses were the friends they made along the way
>some girl they met had a facesitting fetish and understands this too literally

>>5563556
>>5563689
>>5563795

Love this

btw writing for Evaquest (This time is for real)

https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/781871270967115776

>>5564255
Neat

>>5563556
>Chibi characters have tiny bodies, big heads and huge eyes
>Chibi Eva's mantis eyes take up two thirds of her head

>>5564439
>Jade's appearance doesn't change when making the jump to chibi
>the universe wouldn't be able to handle THAT much adorableness

>>5563556
>The screen is surprisingly complicated, making a short fuse as the gang has to find a new screen before Tuco arrives
>The friends that they find when searching for the sunglases, immediately leave once they know they're for Eva, because Eva's semblance is making everyone hate her for no reason
>Beardy's life is so boring and simple, that it becomes an anti-humor kind of comedy

>>5564608
>because Eva's semblance is making everyone hate her for no reason
pls no

>>5564608
>>5564658

but that brings up the question of her semblance once more

dunno if Kale already chose one or just did something mantis related, but hear me out:
If I think about Eva and her soul, one major thought comes to mind:
"If only the bullies could see things from my perspective"

So I'd say maybe Evas semblance is sharing her own vision with other people, so they can see what she sees.

>>5564771
>she can also force her vision onto enemies
>if she closes her eyes and then uses her semblance, she can blind an enemy
>or mindfuck people who are not prepared to have mantis vision

>>5564771
Here's what I said

when the moment comes for Eva to awaken h semblance, I'll let people post what kind of semblance she should have

if nothing good comes out of it, then I'll just create one myself

you can post semblance ideas if you have them

>So I'd say maybe Evas semblance is sharing her own vision with other people, so they can see what she sees.
>>5564845

this might seem interesting, if you give out a tought out desription of what it does then I'll add it to the pile of possible choices

>>5563556
>In her research, Jade comes across the idea of holidays and giving gifts. Eva is bombarded by an exponentially growing wave of material affection for her birthday, Christmas and Faunus Kwanzaa. Then one day Eva realizes Valentines Day is coming up...
>In a poorly though-out bet, Heide ends up breaking on of Carl's beloved lawn gnomes; the gang leave Tuco behind in a flimsy gnome costume while the rest of the gang scamble around Mistral to find a replacement before Carl notices
A day in the life of Apple where he faces a conflict between his role as an elite White Fang spy and his suprisingly kind new owner/target. Chooses Eva in the end, but mostly because of her cute doctor friend who knows where to get good dog chow and is good with her hands
>In yet another one of Tuco's zany get-rich-quick schemes, the gang recruits Jade and her growing cooking skill to start a fast food franchise called "Freakshow". Shenanigans ensue

>>5564897
Well I'd say what it does is share her view with other people, so (either instead of or in addition to) their own field of view they see Eva's superior mantis FOV.

You know, like those camera drones with VR headsets.

Maybe normal people get a headache or other small drawbacks from that, maybe Eva can focus more and only share a little part of her FOV.

Also maybe >>5564845

>>5564959
>the gang recruits Jade and her growing cooking skill to start a fast food franchise called "Freakshow"
>the polices arrives on the second day due to reports of homicide, bestiality, exhibitionism, animal cruelty and the worst crime of them all
[s]hand holding[/s]

>>5565001
Hmm...how about

>Complete control of the concept of vision in a small area

Not only can she make other see mantis vision, but she can see what others are seeing, essentially upgrading her ultimate vision a few pegs more

>>5565107
I like it.

>>5565107
could call it "Prohet's Glance" to stay with the biblical naming theme

>>5565340
I prefer "Eye of Providence".

“Yeah let’s call Ada, Just like high school” Eva smiles as Heidi chuckles

“Calling her right now” Heidi says as she takes out her scroll and starts calling her

“Sup bitch….good…hey, I’m with Eva and we have some beers, girls night out?...Okay…yeah we can pick you up…sure, seeya” Heidi says as she hangs up “She’s at a family meeting, but we can pick her up”

“Oh, okay” you say as you pet Apple and set him up in his new bed “…Wait, her family?”

“Yeah, bring your weapons”

“Copy that” you say as goosebumps come from you

Both of you head up to Beardy’s vehicle as you tell him the address of Ada

“Oh…there…” Beardy says as goosebumps come to him as well “Well, a job is a job…” Beardy says as the vehicle starts moving

>One trip later

You come to Ada’s bunker as different music is blasting from behind it, ayup that’s Ada’s family

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

“Welp, time to see if they’re still the same” you sigh as Heidi puts her hand on your shoulder

“Girl, they’re still the same” Heidi sighs as you both jump over the metal fence, normally the dogs would be already barking, but they know you both, so you pass unharmed

You can see the backyard is littered with wooden tables and people in completely uniform jungle camo, some of them looking like hobos as even the kids have balaclavas, already holding pistols, a massive band of people playing, all of them in combat gear, gunshots are heard once every 5 seconds as bottles of vodka are being thrown into the air, there are hardly any chairs as people just squat on the floor for everything, the only one left out is Ada, while she is carrying full combat gear just like her family, hers is more sleek and specialized for urban environment, her hair is in a ponytail as she has bright yellow shooting glasses pointing at the surrounding woods

“ANOTHER ONE” you hear Ada shout as 5 plates zoom past her; she shoots all of them with a sniper rifle as the people who where throwing the plates congratulate her

“ADA’S FRIENDS ARE HERE!” a man in full military gear and gas mask shouts as Ada turns around and looks at you

“Hey guys!” Ada says as she takes off her shooting glasses and grabs a bottle of vodka “have a seat!”

“No thanks, we want to go home unharmed today, please” Heidi says as she rejects the vodka

“Oh that was in the past!” Ada says casually “We don’t plant mines near the bunker anymore”

“Still” Heidi replies, looking at you for your support

>”Oh it’s her family, we can’t just take her out of here”
>”I agree, I don’t want another coma”
>Other

>>5565433
[x] It's her family, we can't just take her out of here.

>>5565433
>”Oh it’s her family, we can’t just take her out of here”

>>5565433
>”Oh it’s her family, we can’t just take her out of here”

>>5565433
>>”Oh it’s her family, we can’t just take her out of here”
Comas are character building

PRSM Adventures (a Psuedo-quest) coming next week as soon as I figure out what the choice should be and it doesn't sound too cliche
Though if it isn't well-received, I'll gladly cancel the whole thing and we can pretend it never existed

>>5565555
Sounds good.

>>5565555
what is it even about

>>5565647
Just...PRSM becoming a team of Huntresses and having adventures
I've been working on this for a while but I keep running into problems

>>5565555
Sexy numbers, Newt.
Looking forward to it.

>>5565684
but who is PRSM

I don't follow your shit so I'm not sure if it's new OC or something else

>>5565555
what about thatch?

>>5565765
http://pastebin.com/TkFL55uQ
OC team I made back during the /co/ general that has gone through numerous changes

>>5565801
I have not heard back from him at all

”Oh it’s her family, can’t just take her out of here”

“Then you’re the one paying my medical bills, you’re warned” Heidi says taking the vodka bottle and drinking it

“Oh don’t worry, we’ll head out in a few” Ada says as she pockets the rifle “And then it’s girls night!”

Ada starts talking in a different language to her family as they all shout in celebration and the party continues, all of them cheering and patting you as you decide to drink as well

>A few rounds

Okay, Ada is drunk as fuck and you’re too

Heidi is tipsy, but you’ve never seen her drunk so that means an usually lethal amounts of alcohol she just drank

“Anuuu” you hear a voice in the distance

“It’s happening again!” Heidi shouts as the first person stands up with a machinegun “SNAP OUT OF IT” Heidi shouts as she pretty much slaps the drunk out of you “IT’S HAPPENING”

Your eyes widen as Ada drunkenly takes out her heavy machinegun and loads it “Anuuu~” Ada says in her drunken stupor

“Oh shit! Find cover!” You shout as you get up and throw yourself under the table

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E

Without a moments notice everyone in the backyards starts dancing as bullets start flying trough the air, Lights making the whole place seem like a massive dance floor, as lights hit everywhere that they can, Ada herself is shooting at the wild air screaming at the top of her lungs in drunken stupor

“I think we should bounce!” Heidi says to your ear as the music and the gunshots deafens most of your thoughts

>”Let’s take Ada with us first!”
>”Yeah! Let’s bounce!”
>”Let’s wait!”
>Other

>>5566217
[x] Let's take Ada with us first

>>5566217
>>”Let’s take Ada with us first!”
Don't want to waste the trip

>>5566217
>”Let’s take Ada with us first!”

god I love our weird bunch

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”Let’s take Ada with us first!” you shout as Heidi throws the table with her strength and runs towards Ada, grabbing her and throwing her like a american football

“UP HIGH!” Heidi screams as she throws Ada towards you, you grab her in midair as both of you start running away from the house, bullets whizzing past you

“CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI~!” Ada shouts in a drunken stupor as you finally see the bullets falling down

“OH FUCK OH FUCK!” you shout as you start running in zig zags, missilies now being poured in different directions

“SWAAAAMP” Heidi shouts as she runs past you and throws herself into the swamp “ GET IN HERE!”

You comply as you throw Ada and yourself into the swamp in front of the bunker, Heidi taking you both as you both swim out of harms way

After a while Heidi lifts you up and you both take a breather, Ada sobering up

“J-just like high school right?” Ada says while smiling and freezing herself in the water

“S-shut up” you smile, the cold water making you shrivel up as you hug Heidi for warmth

“Y’know…I was going to head home for today” Beardy’s voice comes from the speakers of his hovercraft as a blinding light hits all of you “But I guess I can help a few lonely girls get to their destination” beardy says in that smooth buttery voice of his

“Thanks buddy” You say as you all get into the hovercraft, beardy helping you get in

“Now what?” Heidi says as both you and Ada are shaking from the water

>”I-I heard alcohol warms you up, h-h-hehe” (Head to the bar)
>”W-what do you want to do Ada?”
>”Y-your choice Heidi”
>Other